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#harley quinn drabble
witchthewriter · 2 years
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🃏 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞 🃏
⇢ gender-neutral reader, post birds of prey, requests are open
SFW 🌷
♥ It’s a wild ride being in a relationship with Harley Quinn... and whether you’re ‘normal’ or - not, then you would still have to be able to let loose
♥ She loves giving you presents; they’re usually stolen
♥ You’d probably be an anti-hero in the DC universe, maybe chaotic good/neutral
♥ Slow dancing in your apartment, foreheads touching while your hands clutch each other
♥ You’re one of the only people that can calm her down when she gets worked up
♥ You come up with a special language (sounds like gibberish) so that you can talk to each other without anyone else understanding
♥ Spontaneity is a big part of your relationship
♥ The flirting is very hot and very common - those around you feeling super uncomfortable I’m not going to lie ...
♥ She opened up to you about her past, especially how she was treated by Joker, this was about 2 months into your relationship
♥ You guys love annoying Batman - he’s so stoic that it makes you guys feel bad for him in a way (I can so imagine you & Harley wearing matching ‘I <3 Bat Boy’ shirts
♥ You guys do Taco Tuesday, and there are many times where you guys are apart (because you’re doing crime) and when she’s held up, Harley will scream “I’LL BE LATE FOR TACO TUESDAY, CAN’T LET MY HONEY DOWN!”
♥ On that note - pet names are so sickeningly sweet and she means every word. They include - sweet stuff, sweetie pie, sweetheart, pookie bear, sweet-ums, honey, sugar, my baby - like the list just goes on
♥ You usually call her my love and it makes her BLUSH
♥ You guys have a song,   Wayne Newton's cover of ‘Danke Schoen’
♥ Because your favourite movie to watch together is Ferris Bueller’s Day Off ... <3
NSFW 🌷 18+ puh-LEASE
♥ HANDSY, likes to be touching you A LOT. She does feel insecure about you leaving her, so she can become a bit obsessive but you kinda enjoy it. You do tell her that you aren’t going anywhere
♥ You guys have matching tattoos that Harley did herself ; and later on you wear vials of each other’s blood
♥ Harley likes to be tied up; very much into BDSM
♥ She’s a switch, but usually likes to be dominated
♥ She loves acting like a brat, especially to get your attention
♥ Harley loves marking you, either by leaving bite marks or hickies
♥ Harley is basically up for anything and loves to feel the excitement of nearly getting caught, or even getting caught
♥ After getting home from the action, her blood is red hot and she’s ready to absolutely ravage you. I mean stripping your clothes off and pushing you onto any surface she can find
♥ Yes you guys have made a sex tape
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inkdrinkerworld · 9 months
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fawn my love!! If it’s no bother, what do u think abt miguel being with a harleyquinn!fem!reader? i am dying to hear ur thots on that!b🤍🤍
it's never a bother!! i think i may love this pairing a lot!
miguel uses you really as a last resort. you're a bit unconventional, even for him.
that and you're very distracting. you're in your suit, which is very different from the other spidersuits.
yours is more of a dress and stockings. your dress is pink and purple with black stockings and beat up shoes- you can see why he'd get distracted.
"y/n" he says begrudgingly to lyla, "get y/n."
you show up through the multi-dimension traveler portal bent down fixing your stockings.
miguel lets out a harsh sigh. he can't count the number of times you've done risky stuff like this. his heart can't help but skip a beat when you look up at him and grin wide though- like your day's been made a million times better now that you've seen him.
his has been made better; not that he'd say that.
"whaddya' need miguel? do i get to use the spiderbots? do i?" you're bouncing on your toes, and miguel can tell ben is staring at you as you do.
he can also tell ben is smiling under his mask and not that ben isn't good, but miguel can't help but want to give him some obscure, arduous chore when the return to the spider society.
"yes, you can use the explosives." you're off in a flash, webbing from building to building to join the fight.
the spiderbots are thrown onto killer croc and the green goblin's board. you summersault back to miguel and point, "3, 2, 1!" you're trembling with excitement and anticipation beside him.
miguel shakes his head, he doesn't think any one person should be this excited to take down bad guys.
the spiderbots go off with a little bit of blue glitter falling out of them. "look!" you grab onto miguel's arm and shake him, pointing to the way the anomalies have been tied up by the bots.
"that's very effective." he compliments which is the highest form of praise you could receive from miguel in any setting.
"i know!" you squeal, "the glitter is biodegradable too." you skip over to ben, "ben, do you think you can carry them back? i broke a nail last time."
ben nods, hefting both the villains on his shoulders as he walks through the now open portal.
"miguel, do you need me to make more? for the other anomalies?" you ask as you walk instep beside him.
"mhm," he watches the skirt of your dress ruffle as a breeze blows and has to look up to stop his heart from racing. "maybe we can redesign a suit for you too."
you spin around, manicured nail waving at him, "we've been over this, i like the dress."
miguel nods, "but what about those skirts that are a pants in the back?" he spends the rest of the day trying to convince you- he needs a little semblance of sanity when you come on missions.
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patch3sthenightup · 6 months
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Bumper Cars
Harley Quinn x Reader
Word Count: 153
Tw: Fluff
"Ahh!"
Y/N heard Harley scream coming from the left. They swiftly turned wheel in time to avoid collision making Harley almost hit the way.
"You can't keep running from me forever!"
She turned to them in her bumper car. Y/N swears, Harley can make every play so intense. Even though there's no way they gonna loose. They stepped on pedal and started running away as Harley chased them in circle.
This however wasn't good strategy, they wouldn't win by running away. So they make a decision. They turned over and on full speed drove towards her. Harley didn't had time to react when they hit and the power pushed Y/N towards her car landing face first inro her chest.
They sat there for a moment then Y/N put their thumbs up.
"I won."
The roar of Harley laughter could be heard as she pulled their face back and started kissing it all over.
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waynzel · 1 year
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thinkin abt how harley isn't a natural blonde and bruce helps bleach her roots. him sitting on the toilet seat, harley sat between his legs on the floor as he bleaches her roots w a technique he perfected years ago while she chats away abt whos picking damien n tim up from school tomorrow
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loverhymeswith · 2 years
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Congrats on 500 followers!! You deserve approximately a million more! I know I’m still new around here, but I’d love to request a drabble for your celebration! Rick Flag, fluff, one bed, hotel (I’m a basic hoe when it comes to him 😅)
Unfair | Rick Flag x F!Reader
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500 Follower Celebration
Word Count: 728 words
Warnings: A touch of spice
A/N: Thank you so much @forever-a-night-owl ! I'm not sure how well I delivered on the fluff, but I had so much fun with this!
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“This is so unfair,” you groan, following your commanding officer along the dimly lit corridor of the budget hotel’s seventh floor. “It’s like having to sit next to the teacher on a school trip.”
“Would you give it a goddamn rest,” Rick grunts, dragging both his luggage and yours across the ugly worn carpet. “This ain’t exactly what I imagined, either. But it’s just for one night. ‘Sides, would you rather be back in your cell?”
Harley’s shrill cackle fills the air. “Ya know sweetie, you could always smother him in his sleep. We promise not to tell.”
The rest of the squad trails behind you, similarly bickering about the sleeping arrangements for the night and debating who has drawn the shortest straw. As if ARGUS was really going to pay out for you all to enjoy individual rooms. Rick had already reminded you to be grateful to have a hotel room at all. In this line of work, you are rarely afforded such luxuries.
“Don’t tempt me, Harls." You smirk over your shoulder at the blonde villain. "Sure you don't wanna swap? Think I'd rather share a room with Boomer.”
Harley snorts. "No chance. Flag's such a drag. You'll be tucked up in bed and lights out at nine."
“This is us.” Ignoring Harley’s thinly veiled insult, Rick stops abruptly in front of Room 77 and reaches into his pocket. "The rest of your rooms are straight ahead. For the love of god, try not to break anythin'. We ship out at 0500 hours."
Leaning against the wall while Rick fumbles with the key, you fold your arms and shoot Harley a resigned grimace. "Have fun. Know I sure won't."
Harley offers you a sympathetic pat on the shoulder before sashaying away with Boomer and the others in tow.
Exhaling a long breath as your teammates disappear along the hallway, you turn your attention to Rick. He’s still having trouble with the door. “Give it here.” You snatch the key from his broad hands and jam it into the lock. A couple of twists and a well-placed shove with your shoulder has the door flying open. “Magic.” You flash him a grin and stride inside.
Like the rest of the building, the room is small and dated. A solitary queen-sized bed takes up most of the space. “Cosy,” you remark, flopping down onto the bed. A large brown watermark stains the corner of the ceiling; pretending not to notice, you close your eyes.
The door slams shut in Rick’s wake and a moment later you hear him drop the bags. “Think they bought it?” you wonder, cracking open one eye just in time to find him approaching the bed.
Rick’s tall figure looms above you, his customary frown melting into a soft smile before he sits down beside you. The bed sinks beneath his weight. “Oh, they bought it alright. You’re a pretty convincin’ actress.”
“I didn’t hurt your feelings, did I?” You reach out and squeeze his thick muscled thigh. “I was only joking about Boomer. I hear he snores worse than you do.”
“Careful, darlin’.” In the blink of an eye Rick shifts position so that his huge body is hovering over you, biceps straining under the tight black t-shirt as he cages you against the bed. That muscled thigh is now wedged firmly between your legs. “It’s not too late for me to assign you to a room with Blackguard.”
Biting your lip, you temper down the urge to laugh. This wouldn't be the first time you’d called his bluff. “We both know that’s not gonna happen.” 
Rick’s expression darkens, sending a familiar rush of heat straight to your core. “You’re right. I’m keepin’ you all to myself tonight.” He leans down further, until his lips brush your own, just the ghost of a kiss.
“Guess Harley was right when she said it would be lights out at nine,” you muse.
“Oh no, darlin’. The lights are stayin’ on. I wanna see all of you.”
It’s all you need to hear. Grabbing Rick by the collar of his shirt, you tug him down until you feel the delicious pressure of his hips against yours. 
Rick’s lips trail a path along your jaw, before he whispers into the shell of your ear. “Know you’re gonna have to be quiet, right?”
“I can be quiet, Flag. The question is, can you?”
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somelonelywriter · 2 years
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Chrysanthemum
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A/n: This is my first "story" so be kind lol ahah, hope you enjoy.
Pairing: Joker x GN reader
Warnings: Horrible writing/Pet names/Joker is a warning himself/Slight mention of drugs/Slight mention of death.
"I think that you're more like a flower..." you said out of nowhere speaking to the Joker next to you.
"What pet?" Asked him not paying too much attention.
"On that bridge, that day, you said that you were like an idea, because you can't be loved... But I think you are more like a flower." Now he was looking at you, and he had a curios look on his face.
You didn't know why you were thinking about that, but words slipped off your lips before you could even think about what you were saying, so you continued.
"I can love an idea, I can love a state of mind, like a drug addict, you know..."
"I think you are confusing love with obsession darling" he spoke, but you weren't convinced .
"If you say so... but I like to believe that, you are like a flower. That needs to be take care of but doesn't ask for it, it can be appreciate but only from a certian distance without hurting it, it's beautiful but it can be poisonus..."
"And what flower do you think I am then?" He asked with a grin on his face.
"A Chrysanthemum" you said smiling to yourself, "After all is the deads flower."
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My Love is a Shield (Rick Flag Drabble)
Fandom: DC, The Suicide Squad, Rick Flag
Summary: The mission went from bad to worse. After you are injured, Rick manages to get you to the safe house. However, after an infection sets in, is there anything else he can do?
Word Count: 517
TW: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Reader Death, Sacrifice to Save Loved One
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Rick knows the Squad is done for. Currently, Harley is frantically trying to pick the locks of the door blocking their exit, but Rick knows she won’t have enough time to get them all open. The battalion of guards that had been on their trail rounds the corner and are preparing to open fire. Rick catches your eye from where you had managed to conceal yourself before the guards arrived. He wishes you were here next to him; wishes he could pull you into his embrace one last time, but he is so grateful you at least will still be safe.
However, just before the first guard can pull their trigger, Rick sees a blur as you dart out and jump in front of the Squad. He notices the familiar blue glow beginning to shine from your eyes and instantly, your shimmering, translucent force field appears between the squad and the gunmen. Rick watches as the men open fire, the bullets bounce harmlessly off the shield as it protects everyone from harm. Or so he thinks until he hears you cry out in pain. Only then does it hit him. He saw your eyes. That means you are facing him, your back to the guns. But your force field comes from your palms and only protects what is in front of you…..
Just as Rick’s eyes dart back to you, you collapse to your knees, your trembling hands still up struggling to hold the shield in place. He sees the pain etched into your face and the blood that is beginning to trickle from the corner of your mouth and he fully understands. You had saved them but had paid a terrible price in return.
Dropping to his knees in front of you, he places his hand against the barrier, desperately trying to slip through to reach you. But he knows it’s useless. As long as you are maintaining the field, nothing can penetrate it. From behind him, he hears Harley exclaim in triumph as the door swings open and the squad begins rushing out to freedom.
You nod weakly towards the door. “Go, Rick…. I can hold ‘em off for another minute….but you have to go……can’t keep it up much…longer…” You rest your head heavily against the force field you are still struggling to maintain.
But Rick hesitates, “Why’d you do it, darlin’? You could have been safe where you were.”
“You know….. needs of the many…and all that…” You manage to smile softly, showing off your teeth which are smeared red with your blood. But then you slide your trembling hand across the force field so it is in front of Rick’s mouth as if you are caressing his lips. “Rick…I love you.”
“I love you too, darlin’. I love you so god damn much.” He presses his lips to the barrier, right against your forehead. And then, mustering everything in himself, he stands and walks towards to door.
He turns back once more, just in time to see your shield beginning to blink out and fail as the blue glow fades from your eyes.
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ppawmkinz · 2 years
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Just enjoy.
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inkdrinkerworld · 8 months
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mon bébé!! would u ever consider writing more abt your harleyquinn!reader x miguel?? i loved itttt soooo🥺🥺 maybe one where he learns about her past relationship with the joker and how bad he treated her which makes him want to protect and love her even moreee (also it just makes him want to track down the goddamn clown and beat the fuck outta him) I LOVE LOVE LOVE UR WORKKKK
got me kicking my feet at the 'mon bébé'
you're knocking on the archway to miguel's office before walking in.
the last time you were in here, you were discussing canon events and miguel had learnt a little too much.
he'd learnt that an ex had been too much of everything bad. too controlling, too demanding, too aggressive- too much of what you didn't deserve.
he'd left the spider society for days after that and now, even though he's back you feel weird.
it didn't help that he hadn't spoken to you since and it's messing with your productivity.
"miguel?" you mutter, holding the improved spider-bots in your hand. these ones are much more able to adapt to the amount of power you need for whatever you're using them for.
"hmm?" he looks up and finds you in regular clothes- or as regular as they can get for you.
you're in a purple leotard and a skirt that's too short to allow him to focus anymore on what he was doing.
"i fixed the spider-bots; they'll contain the fire and the destruction to a 10 foot radius and their magnitude depends on the size of whatever we attach them to."
your upbeat-ness doesn't quite have the same ring it used to and miguel frowns.
"have you been crying?" he asks, straight to the point.
"yeah, it's allergy season." your spider senses have rid you of your allergies. miguel knows that. you know that. "you know those pesky sunflowers? their pollen always gets stuffed up my nose."
miguel thinks your deflection is adorable, "he's not gonna bother you again," he says softly and you look up at him.
"what?" your shoe digs into the floor as you stare at him.
"whatever his name was," miguel waves a dismissive hand, "he won't bother you."
your eyes widen to saucers- miguel's sure this is the first time he's seen you surprised. "did you break canon?" he's always sure this is the first time he's seen you worried. "will something happen to you?"
he closes the distance between you, "the canon is intact, nothing will happen to me, or you," your heart flutters at that.
miguel changes the topic, "show me how to use them?" he gestures to your spider-bots.
"thanks," you murmur before getting animated at your project. miguel is glad for your smile to return, and for it to be genuine this time.
truth be told, he would have dealt with joker even if it disrupted the canon. the way your eyes had dimmed when he had mentioned him as a villain in some part with the anomalies had miguel sick to his stomach.
sure you were unconventional, but that didn't mean you deserved to be treated like that. by anyone, let alone a partner- someone you had been meant to trust.
if you notice his hand hovering above the small of your back as you step into his space, you don't say anything- especially when you lean into his touch as you look up to gauge his reaction to your improvements.
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celestial-lily · 8 months
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In the Harley fic I wrote, I kinda tapped into the idea that falling into the acid fucked Harley up big time and I'm brainrotting over this idea again. Because I HATEEEE the male-gazey-ness of so much of Harley and I love the idea of her being like a biohazard, ya know? like her skin is sallow and fragile and she bruises and bleeds far too easily bc she was DUNKED IN ACID. Like imagine a Harley run where there are close-ups of her peeling, ruined skin? Like old-timey style covering her skin in paint that cracks and melts throughout her fights, revealing all the damage. She's an exile in every way she can be and there's no hiding what Mr. J has drawn her into. She's living in horrible, excruciating pain and all she can do is laugh because she's stuck.
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ssolessurvivor · 6 months
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oh something random for Harley of @inabcck <3
let's roll the dice and we'll both make our moves...
He hadn't intended to be fully bewitched by her the first time he ever laid eyes on her. That golden realm of a bar, beautiful though seedy for all of those goons crowding the place, J barking orders behind the bar...she was spinning around that pole, entrancing Logan in her elegance in that silver dress. He'd wanted so badly to run his fingers through those curls, blue and pink tresses alike mixed with that platinum blonde.
What he did manage, a hand to help her down off the raised platform, she'd smiled and...his soul left his body.
Little did he know he'd end up hopelessly playing with what wasn't his. Between the bank robberies and drug heists, gunpowder lingering on his fingers while she used knives and means much more personal, it didn't take long to wonder. Want didn't dim, curiosity didn't vanish overnight but festered in the dark. Soon enough, the dynamic shifted, and sighs from his own lips in the dark became hers too, wrapped up in the sheets to explore.
Logan was never one to play with fire, never one to bite the hand which feeds him. But with Harley...he'd said goodbye to that early.
Sometimes they just languished in one another's arms. Logan showed her body the worship and adoration she deserved, losing himself when her fingers ran through golden strands in that way. Those legs wrap around his waist as she perches on his lap, where he can drag his lips over her collarbones, teeth gently bite here and there, just a ghost of a thing. Their precious secret.
In the flash of moonlight, maybe a candle or two flickering around them, there is no space between them: he can feel each intake of breath by her ribs expanding, each soft roll of those hips when she wants to tease. The tickle of her hair on his cheekbones. A soft flick of his tongue, trailing it up and up her neck to hear that sigh escape her as his arms tighten their hold, feeling her move with him. They gaze into one another's eyes and there's a gleam there, deep within. There she is...Harleen...in all her splendor, even quietly, she effects him so totally, he's lost for words.
Logan takes her then, those lips in his for a few tender kisses just for her. She'll become all of herself then, a quiet moan of his swallowed by those lips which know just how to hypnotize him. He knows now...he won't let her go.
playing like lovers do...
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waynzel · 1 year
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let harleybat hav a baby so harls can dress em in shite like this to piss bruce off
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Incorrect Quotes - Harley Quinn X Pamela Isley
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Incorrect Quote -
(A shorty because I am tired)
Harley Quinn X Pamela Isley
Harley Quinn: Hey, smile for me. You always look down in the dumps.
Pamela Isley: Okay... Like this? *smiles angelicaly*
Harley Quinn: *voice cracks* Yeah, exactly like that.
Pamela Isley: Hey, why are you blushing?
Harley Quinn: No reason at all *hides her face*
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shifterlover · 1 year
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Batman: what have you done
"Gothem on fire"
Harley: nothiiing
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diamonddarlingxoxo · 2 years
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"Harl...I'm trying to sleep..."
"Mmm...yeah well I'm tryin' ta' get some sugar..." I say to Artie as I nibble on his neck during the wee hours of the night.
"Darling...light of my life..." Arthur says to me while heavily emphasizing on the t in “light” and the f in “life”. He was quoting “The Shining” as it was what we watched just before going to bed. I laughed into his skin. He chuckled into his pillow.
"Let Daddy sleep, doll face" he reaches back to pet my hair, "Once we're done tomorrow I'm all yours."
I kissed his shoulder.
"Pinky promise?" I hold out my pinky to the front of his face. He sighs sarcastically then reaches for my pinky and locks it with his. He pulls our hands to his lips and kisses mine.
"Yes, baby doll. Now get some rest...”
“What are we doin’ tomorrow anyway?”
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