*during a couples race*
Maxi: *carrying Harrison bridal-style, jogging a little and talking calmly with him*
Whippet: *runs past carrying Reidy over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they're both screaming*
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Incorrect Quote #2: Bondi Rescue
Harrison, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Joel, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Chase, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Noah, trembling: What are we playing
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Fucking Microwave (Bondi Rescue)
Prompt: Chase getting up in the middle of the night to make a snack and accidentally waking up Harrison because they didn't stop the microwaves obnoxious beeping in time.
Pairing: Platonic! Harrison "Lionel Hutz" Reid X Platonic! Chase Hardaker.
Roommate AU
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Third Person POV
Chase wasn't sneaky. He tried to be, but he wasn't. No matter what he did, he was always caught. Like the time he tried to prank maxi by hiding, Maxi saw him hide too late. Or the time he tried to tell Jake that Lachie was missing, only for Lachie, unaware of the prank, to show up five minutes later. Jake was a good sport, at least, and didn't make fun of him like Chase thought he would.
But this, this was different, and it was all. Chase's. Fault.
Harrison has been up all day, all night, sick with some stupid stomach bug, so he was up all night throwing up anyway. Add in hard days' work, and Harrison was deadbeat by the end of the night but still unable to sleep from nausea or whatever.
Tonight was the first night he'd fallen into a dead sleep, and Chase woke him up.
Of fucking course.
It was curretly 2:45 in the morning, and Chase was playing Fortnite (something Jake did make fun onf him for) and decided to get something to eat real quick. He slipped downstairs like a ghost, careful not to knock anything over, and entered the kitchen. Figuring it wouldn't wake him up, Chase began to hum as he cooked pizza pockets in the microwave. He went to the sink, headphones clamped to his ears, so he didn't hear the microwave beeping as he got some water. He sang softly under his breath, drank his water, and turned to the microwave.
He nearly screamed, but he did drop the glass ,which broke on the floor.
Harrison raised an eyebrow. "What're you doing, you freak?" He asked as Chase removed his headphones, the music tinny. "Um. Nothing. Why you up?" He asked, grabbing the broom and quickly cleaning up the glass.
As if on cue, the microwave started that stupid beeping noise. Chase swore, opening the door, about to apologize, when he cursed, nearly dropping the hot food, and nerly threw it on the counter before turning to Hutz. "I didn't mean to wake you up."
"Clearly, because you're really edgy right now. It's fine," Hutz added at Chase's guilty wince. "I was coming for food either way, anyway." Hutz pressed past him, going to the fridge, and Chase frowned, "Want some pizza pockets?"
"Thanks, but I think I'd throw them back up."
"Fair." Chase hummed. He rocked on his heels. "So...you're not mad?"
"About what?" Harrison looked surprised. "That you're a gamer that stays up 'til God knows when and get hungry like a normal person? Sure, be ashamed." He grumbled as he threw something in the microwave.
"I mean...sure." Chase said.
Harrison rolled his eyes. "I'm sick, not dying. Go play your game."
"Okay." Chase paused at the hall. "Thanks, Hutz." He said.
"Sure, sure." Hutz yawned.
Smiling, Chase went back to his room.
(And scored three Victory Royales and had to remind himself it was nearly 3am and screaming was not helpful).
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On January 12, 1997, Fox did a crossover with its two biggest shows... The Simpsons and the X-Files. Special Agents of the FBI Fox Mulder (David Duchovny) and Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson) travel to Springfield to investigate a supposed alien sighting by Homer Simpson. The episode also had a cameo by iconic sci-fi actor Leonard Nimoy (voicing himself in the vein of his hosting time on "In Search of -fill in the blank"), and a silent CGB "Cigarette Smoking Man" Spender, as well as aliens Marvin the Martian, Gort, ALF, Chewbacca, and either Kang or Kodos (it's not clear which and their first non Treehouse of Horror appearance). There is also references to E.T. and Close Encounters of the Third Kind. ("The Springfield Files" The Simpsons, Real Life Event)
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Masterlist!
Bondi Rescue
It's Okay To Cry
Sick
A Whole World Away
Incorrect Quotes: #1; #2; #3; #4; (more soon)
OUTER BANKS
Incorrect Quotes: #1; #2;
Jeremy Sumpter
Don't Leave Me (TW: R*PE) ("Animal" 2014 one shot)
Touchy Feely (X Fem OC; Domestic Fluff)
KANE BROWN
Seizure (Kane whump)
AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER
This Is What Forever Looks Like (Lo'ak X Reader)
I Almost Lost You... (Rotxo X Reader)
Glasses (Neteyam X Fem OC)
Is That My Hoodie? (Human! Aonung X Fem reader)
Fight Me For His Health (Neteyam-Centric; TW: Torture; Blood; Gore; Throat-Tearing)
Injured (Kiri X Platonic (clearly) Neteyam) (TW: Drowning; Resus; Near Death/Neteyam Fix It)
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