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I’ve been thinking about Harry Potter (as usual) and I just remembered something really weird.
I think it was in CoS when it’s revealed that Hagrid got into trouble for keeping werewolf cubs under his bed, and I just wanna know: what is a werewolf?
Like, did an infected witch or wizard do it on a full moon and the witch stayed a werewolf until she gave birth to werewolf babies? Or are the cubs like humans until the full moon? And if it’s the second case, wouldn’t that just mean that Hagrid kept babies under his bed?!!
And now I can’t get this image of Hagrid trying to bottle feed a litter of babies when he’s a tween while they swing out of his growing beard and flowing locks.
Hermione: You’re doing this amazing thing
Hermione: It’s called:
Hermione: ✨Testing my patience✨
I surely have met many😒
Hermione: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Harry: Okay. But in my defense, Ron bet me a sickle I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Hermione: That’s not what I- you drank shampoo??
Scorpius: I typed 2 pages in Microsoft Word
Albus: You typed in font size 70!!!!
Scorpius: It’s still 2 pages *puppy eyes*
Me: *can’t find Scorbus fanfics*
Me: *finds one*
Me: Oh it’s 18+
Me: *scrolls past it*
That something on my screen: Scorpius and Albus were in the common room
Me: *Sees Scorose tag*
Me: Reads the whole thing by Replacing Rose’s name with Albus’
Hermione in OOTP was not very subtle about her feelings when Harry cut his date with Cho to go to her 🤣
Sirius: Earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.
Remus: I am begging you to stop.
Y algo así pasaría después de insultar abiertamente a Snape