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Fred Weasley Incorrect quote:
Fred Pretending to faint:
You: Fred! Fred! Are you okay?
Fred, whispering: You gotta kiss him to wake him up.
You: What? I'm not gonna kiss you.
Fred: Fred can't hear you, he's not awake. Only a kiss will wake him up.
You: Oh, I better call Dumbledore.
Fred, suddenly waking up: Oh, oh! Where am I? Wha-
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crazyhearttragedy · 1 year
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Draco: I'd walk through fire for my friends
Y/n: Aw, that's so swe-
Draco: Well, not fire because it's dangerous, but a super humid room
Y/n:
Draco: But not too humid, my hair
Y/n: *shaking her head* what am i going to do with you?
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elenatries2write · 2 years
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Fred Dating a Ravenclaw!Reader
(Y/N): Fred, I have such an immense infatuation with you, it surmounts the most embellished wonders of our nature. I can undoubtedly proclaim that I have an unequivocal, inexorable amorous fondness for you. Fred: ... Fred: ...what? (Y/N) *sigh*: I love you to the moon and back. Fred: Aww, babe, I love you to the moon and back, too.
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theunknowninside · 1 year
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Slytherin: Hufflepuff, iiiiiiiii have a question. 
Hufflepuff: Ask Ravenclaw leaves 
Slytherin: This is specifically to you. 
Hufflepuff: OH! comes back
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stargazingtranquility · 3 months
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*James, bringing Regulus home to meet his parents*
Regulus, seeing Monty and realizing James will always be hot no matter his age: thank the lord
Effie, seeing the same look she had when she met Monty’s parents for the first time: amen
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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months
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Barty: You slept with Potter?
Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!
Evan: ���sure, sounds like you had no other choice
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my-castles-crumbling · 4 months
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Falling asleep in the dorms…
“Sirius?”
“Yeah?”
“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”
“Shit mate, took you long enough.”
“Heh. Yeah.”
“Sirius?”
“Yeah, Prongs?”
“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”
“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”
“Noted.”
“Sirius?”
“Yeah, mate?”
“What if I like a particular bloke?”
“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”
“No.”
….
“Sirius?”
“Yes, Prongs?”
“It’s your brother.”
“I know.”
“You know?”
“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”
“Right.”
“Sirius?”
“Yes Prongs?”
“That’s…it’s okay?”
“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”
“Alright.”
“Sirius?”
“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”
“Alright.”
….
“James?”
“What’s up, Padfoot?”
“Take care of him, alright?”
“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”
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that-bitch-kat3 · 6 months
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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son
remus: you’re not good enough for your son
walburga: excuse me?
remus: you heard me.
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breathingdisaster08 · 15 days
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*The Balck brothers speaking French*
James: *Literally melts on the spot and finds it extremely hot*
Remus: Shut the fuck up, I don't speak croissant.
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rosemarilee · 4 months
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Marauders raising Harry:
Lily: I have put a charm on my house and James and regulus’ house so that you won’t be able to swear in front of Harry anymore
Sirius: this is tyranny
Remus: we have rights
James: all we are asking is that you don’t swear in front of our 4 year old
Sirius: I would never-
Regulus: that’s a bold-faced lie
Sirius: how do we know this charm is real
James: try it
Sirius: Fork- god ham it
Remus: here let me try
Remus: #%#*%#*%#
Sirius: HA
Lily: *groans*
Regulus: HOW DO YOU KNOW MORE SWEARS THAN MAGIC ITSELF
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welovelouisandbucky · 3 months
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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*
Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*
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crazyhearttragedy · 1 year
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Dumbledore: I hope you two have an explanation for this
Sirius: We have three, actually
Y/n: Pick your favorite
Requests are open!
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elenatries2write · 2 years
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Y/N: I have a crush on Fred.
George: *gasp*
George: Why am I gasping? I knew that already. 
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rhetorical-conscience · 2 months
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James: We need to talk about your mental health.
Regulus, trying to change the subject: Actually, what I need is to be dicked down right now.
James:
Regulus:
James, removing his tie: You know, one of these days that isn't going to work-
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loz-tearsofahomo · 2 months
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James: and so I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Reg-
Evan: I'm sorry?
James: Well hes-
Evan: No I'm just sorry.
Barty: yeah mate praying for you
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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months
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Remus: Right hand blue
James: This Twister game is so fun!
Regulus: Not that fun. Are you sure this is right, Remus? Potter is practically on top of me
Remus: Of course it is!
Sirius, whispers: Is it?
Remus: I haven’t used the spinner in half an hour
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