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that-bitch-kat3 · 6 months

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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months

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Barty: You slept with Potter?

Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!

Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice

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my-castles-crumbling · 4 months

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Falling asleep in the dorms…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah?”

“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”

“Shit mate, took you long enough.”

“Heh. Yeah.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, Prongs?”

“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”

“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”

“Noted.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, mate?”

“What if I like a particular bloke?”

“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”

“No.”

….

“Sirius?”

“Yes, Prongs?”

“It’s your brother.”

“I know.”

“You know?”

“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”

“Right.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yes Prongs?”

“That’s…it’s okay?”

“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”

“Alright.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”

“Alright.”

….

“James?”

“What’s up, Padfoot?”

“Take care of him, alright?”

“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”

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moondustinfj · 27 days

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James *poking Remus*: Remus. Remus. Remus. Remus wake up. Remus. Remus.

Remus:

James: Remus. Remus. MOONY!!

Remus: OH MY GOD, WHAT??

James: Oh good, since you're awake-

Remus: *groans*

James: -your plan didn't work

Remus: What plan?

James: When you told me to throw confetti over Regulus' head to get him to date me

Remus: I specifically said 'Do NOT, under any circumstances, do that James'

James: Exactly! That's basically telling me to do it!

Remus: It didn't work on Lily, how the hell did you think it would work on Regulus

James: I couldn't have known!! They're such different people!!

Remus: And which parts of those "differences" made you think Regulus Black would be more receptive to being thrown confetti at in front of the whole school

James: Crouch and Rosier still laugh hysterically every time they see me..

James: So what do you suggest I do? Make even a grander gesture in front of everyone??

Remus: No! What-

James: Maybe sing him a song??

Remus: I-

James: That I wrote??

Remus: You're INSANE

James: On my guitar??

Remus *checks the watch*: It's 3 AM James go f-

James: In the great hall??

Remus: I don't even care at this point

James: You're a genius. I knew I came to the right person

Remus: That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard and I feel like I should call Regulus to warn him about you. But you seem convinced so. God bless. *slumps back to bed*

James: Do you believe in god Remus?

Remus: *voice muffled by the pillow* I believe in hell. And I'm in it.

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siriuslygay1981 · 5 months

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Sirius- Am I being annoying?

Remus- Are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you?

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toujoursincorrect · 5 months

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Sirius: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately.

James: Maybe you’re pregnant?

Sirius: …

James: …

Sirius: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because i just had a heart attack.

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jamespotterbbg · 1 month

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my roman empire is that the actors for sirius and remus thought they were portraying a couple.

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incorrectly-mischievous · 8 months

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Sirius: lily is spreading rumors that we’re dating

Remus, under his breath: I wish…

Sirius: what was that?

Remus, loudly: I said “that bitch”

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thelegitcasper · 28 days

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regulus to james

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that-bitch-kat3 · 8 months

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sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life

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daddiesdrarryy · 4 months

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Remus: Right hand blue

James: This Twister game is so fun!

Regulus: Not that fun. Are you sure this is right, Remus? Potter is practically on top of me

Remus: Of course it is!

Sirius, whispers: Is it?

Remus: I haven’t used the spinner in half an hour

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marauderstars · 9 months

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Regulus: This Barbie is *depressed*

James: Babe, do you ever think about getting help instead of expressing your mental health struggles through memes?

Regulus:

Regulus: This Barbie is *feeling attacked*

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manehead · 3 months

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Sirius: Ugh, this date is boring

Remus: This isn’t a date, I told you I was going to the store.

Sirius: Then why did you invite me?

Remus: I didn’t. I specifically said “do not come with me” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and just followed me here.

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siriuslygay1981 · 2 months

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Sirius-This is my best friend

Regulus-Oh haha you should hide him from me if u don't want me to flirt with him

Sirius -He's older than you?

Regulus-He don't gotta know that

Sirius-He's literally right here listening

*James making heart eyes at reg*

Regulus- We don't gotta tell anyone bbg

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narcissa97 · 1 year

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Death eater: we have your dad Harry: Which one? Death eater: What? Harry: Which dad? Death eater: Dark curly hair, looks tired... likes cats Harry: Oh that's regulus Harry: Yeah you don't have him, he has you Sirius: Lmao good luck

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toujoursincorrect · 7 months

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Remus: *sees Sirius wearing fancy clothes*

Remus, sad: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?

Sirius: …

Sirius: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?

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