#harry potter jokes

[myloveharry]

Harry: What time is it?

Ron: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Ron: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Hermione: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Ron: It’s 2 am

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[prismolovesfanfiction]

i love harry potter spells being Latin based

Need to think of a ,fucking idk, lube spell for gay sex scene?

can just search up Lube Latin Roots and boom

New HP spell just dropped: Lubricare

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[tiffanytoms]

In this week’s installment of the Mr tries to give me Harry Potter erotica™️ ideas:

And then she should say, “Oh wow. That’s a nice good sized dick you got there… It must be about… 9 AND THREE QUARTERS” 🪄🚂

🤦‍♀️

Honestly, I’m just mad I didn’t think of it first 🤣

#the husband tries to help #im dying 🤣🤣🤣 #i love him #harry potter smut #Jily smut #smut problems #harry potter humor #harry potter jokes #personal #good vibes

[thebritbeardo]

#Harry Potter #harry potter jokes #youtube #funny #meme #jokes #humor #funnies #dad jokes #dadjoke #dadjokes #aht aht aht

[rosemarilee]

Regulus and Harry first meet

Regulus: *has never had a conversation with a child before* so…

Harry: you’re short

Regulus: no you’re short

Harry: I’m a kid I’m supposed to be short

Regulus: I’m an adult I can be whatever the fuck I want to be

Harry: so you chose to be short

Regulus: I’m fucking your dad

Harry: I don’t know what that means

#your dad #marauders #harry potter #james loves regulus #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #slytherin skittles #regulus being regulus #regulus loves james #jegulus incorrect quotes #short jokes #regulus and harry #jegulus raising harry

[likeprongstostars]

godfathers dayy

#sorry for the overused joke i couldn't hold it #marauders fanart #marauders era #regulus black #regulus black fanart #sirius black #sirius black fanart #black brothers #harry potter #luna lovegood #my art

[daddiesdrarryy]

Remus: So you and Pads’s brother are just sleeping together now?

James: Yeah, and I’m not great at casual relationships. I don’t want to scare Reggie off

Remus: Then just give him some space, all right? Don’t Floo, don't write him letters, don’t call

James: That’s crazy, Moony. What if I see a sunset that reminds me of him?

Remus: …

Remus: When do you see him next?

James: We’re having dinner tonight

Remus: Okay, put a rubber band around your wrist, and any time you start planning your wedding or naming your children, I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork

James: What’s the rubber band for?

Remus: To slow the bleeding

#jegulus #wolfstar #jokes on you remus because james came up with their kids name at dinner already and it’s harry #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect jegulus quotes #incorrect wolfstar quotes #harry potter #the marauders #james potter #remus lupin #sunseeker #starchaser #regulus black #marauders #incorrect harry potter quotes #daddiesdrarry on instagram #incorrect hp #hp #hp incorrect quotes #hp text post #hp ships #incorrect hp quotes #hp marauders #source: big bang theory #james & remus #james x regulus #james potter x regulus black #jegulus squad #hp imagine #hp rare pair

[milleeeeeee]

looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you; Remus

looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll; Sirius

looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll; James

looks like could kill you, would kill you; Regulus

#the marauders #marauders #marauders fandom #wizarding world #dead gay wizards #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #regulus black #wolfstar #harry potter series #jegulus #someone has probably made this joke before #ao3 #hp fandom #lgbtq #cinnamoroll #could kill you #that my opinion anyway you don’t have to agree #remus being remus #remus kinnie #sirius kinnie #james kinnie #regulus kinnie #i fucking love them so much #so yeah

[starrylayle]

To all those shippers that depict Sirius as a self-absorbed, short, fem twink with a flare for dramatics -- and Remus as a tall, angry, buff, dom werewolf daddy -- go ahead, it's a fully rounded dynamic! You're actually shipping Gilderoy Lockhart x Fenrir Greyback though! Remember to tag correctly folks! Hope this helps 🥰 🥰 

#remus lupin #sirius black #marauders #marauders era #wolfstar #marauders hcs #anti fanon #gilderoy lockhart #y'all this is a joke btw #yes these characterisations annoy me #but at the end of the day we're all obsessing over the fucking harry potter series #i just enjoy being a hater #but also.... #maybe consider ur not actually a sirius stan but a gilderoy one? #lmaoo i need to chill #anyways #anti marauders fandom #kinda.....? #fenrir greyback

[txttletale]

this is the real horseshoe theory

#tattletxt #this is a joke post. a joke post. i am not drawing any real equivalence. this is a joke #im making aj oke. im joking. about how annoying it is that Harry Potter gets invokved in serious geopolitical contexts #jokes. this is jokes

[futurequibblerjournalist]

Reggie: talking about hormone therapy

Barty: I don’t know much about hormone therapy but I sure know how to make a whore moan and sometimes that’s all the therapy you need

#i need to stop laughing at my own jokes this much #i wanna say the skittles are shocked but let’s be fr they’re used to his shit #marauders era #marauders #hp marauders #rosekiller #hp #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #harry potter #regulus black #trans regulus black #trans regulus

[myloveharry]

Ron: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Hermione: Ron no.

Harry: Mistlefoe.

Hermione: Please stop encouraging him.

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[that-bitch-kat3]

snape stans will be like “but james bullied snape!”

like… yeah someone had to

#this is mostly a joke #please don’t come for me #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #remus lupin #the marauders #james potter #wolfstar #mwpp era #the marauders era #harry potter #anti snape #snate #snater #snape hate #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #dead gay wizards #young marauders #atyd #dead gay wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #atyd fandom #mwpp #incorrect marauders quotes #the marauders fandom #marauders fandom #marauders thoughts #marauders textposts

[xx-that-bitch-xx]

I was sent this so long ago and just came across it

#hogwarts #harry potter #harry potter jokes #fresh prince of bel air

[fr1day-incredible]

Weasley memes part 1

#weasley family #harry potter memes #bill weasley #charlie weasley #percy weasley #fred weasley #george weasley #ron weasley #ginny weasley #molly weasley #arthur weasley #i just need more wasley family interactions in my life #let the weasley siblings be siblings #memes #also the twins 100% think that percy is literally incapable of making any jokes #also if you didn't guess the board game they were playing was monopoly #also im just hoping this will make someone laugh #weasley memes

[apoetsworld]

Headcannon that James had an emo phase. Like around his fourth/fifth year he fully goes full heavy metal Potter and tries wearing Sirius' leather jacket. It lasts 2 days, Sirius is the only one who knows he dyed his hair Jet-black for a few hours and wore eyeliner like there was no tomorrow. Luckily for him it happened during break, but there's a photo somewhere marking the James potter Emo Phase.

#it started as a joke #and then because his parents refused to let him host a quiditch match in their backyeard #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #marauders #wolfstar #harry potter #remus lupin #starchaser #hp marauders #marauders era #the marauders era #the marauders #regulus arcturus black #remus john lupin #james fleamont potter #sirius black imagine #sirius lupin #sirius orion black #remus x sirius #sirius x remus #james potter fluff #moony padfoot and prongs #moony and padfoot #prongs and padfoot #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs