the fact that Harry Potter is 40 years old today drives me insane.
let me seduce you with my extensive knowledge of harry potter lore.
hogwarts was designed by chaotic neutral bastards who thought a randomly moving staircase was a great thing to put in an educational environment
some more headcanons on “harry potter” character sexualities (by me) part one can be found here: https://ashenpebbles.tumblr.com/post/626027437007994881/harry-potter-characters-according-to-me-part
James & Lily Potter: i used to headcanon them as straight, but now headcanon them as both being bisexual with preferences for the opposite sex so: James prefers girl and Lily prefers boys
Bill & Fleur Weasley: bisexual
Percy Weasley: gay
Fred & George Weasley: both are attracted to people regardless of gender, Fred prefers the term queer whereas George prefers the term pansexual, but neither really care that much about labels
Molly & Arthur Weasley: both are straight but love all their kids and are great allies! Molly even knits pride sweaters/jumpers for her kids and their partners (because the Weasley’s essentially adopted Harry whether or not he ends up with Ginny- which in my opinion he doesn’t)
Oliver Wood: bisexual
Teddy Lupin: demi-pansexual with a preference for girls
Cedric Diggory: bisexual with a preference for guys (totally had a crush on Harry in GoF)
Cho Chang: bisexual
Lavender Brown: pansexual with a preference for guys
Parvati Patil: bisexual
Padma Patil: demi-heteroromantic/asexual
Astoria Greengrass: lesbian
keep in mind that these are just my personal headcanons, and that if you headcanon these characters differently that’s fine just as long as you respect me and my opinions/headcanons. with that being said, i hope to post more of my harry potter headcanons here, hopefully i’ll get the race/ethnicity one done soon!
This is absolutely so sweet and kind and lovely and I could sob!!! I was actually in the midst of writing the next chapter based off “The One Where No-one’s Ready” but then I got all in my head again and reading this just made me so inspired!!! Thank you SO SO much gorgeous!
And YUUUS absolutely through the ask box is perfect!!! I absolutely adore prompts!!! Thank you SO endlessly for this kindness!!! <3 <3 <3
After drawing countless versions of Ron (trying to get the perfect one) pls describe how you think he looks like!!
Anyways he got the curliest hair, litterly bright red checks (and ears!), bright wide eyes and carries most of his hight in his legs
So now my ‘kinglsey must have been such a fith wheel in the marauders dorm’ headcanons have flown out the window
the best prank fred and george ever pulled off was breaking into the slytherin common room and repainting it in obnoxiously bright and cheerful neon colours
I keep seeing posts on how Snape implied he regretted Lilys death but like why couldn’t he just straight up say it??? Like he dosen’t have to be fond of Harry to tell he he’s sorry his parent died????
at this point i’m just always crying about the marauders
what did jkr have against james potter that made her not write about him turning into a stag and trampling voldemort until sirius got there to call for dumbledore
James had never felt so much pain as the moment he saw Lily there, sitting on her own on the stairs leading up to the castle. James thought that she looked so sad, collecting the pieces of her broken heart, wondering why she had never been good enough for someone that, in James’ opinion, never really deserved her in the first place.
And he just felt so stupid and mad and sad too that he couldn’t do anything to numb her pain. And there she was, feeling her world crumbling down, a weight so heavy in her chest that she wondered if she’d ever be able to breathe again. The insult she’d just been called by the one she thought she loved echoing in her head.
And he sat by her side and tried to hug her, to tell her that everything was going to be okay, but she didn’t want to be touched, or talked to, she just wanted to breathe. But somehow the air filling up her lungs just didn’t seem to be enough. And all she could think about was if it would ever be.
hagrid dyes his hair and beard white over christmas and puts reindeer horns on fang
imagine sirius being quidditch commentator
- “just letting everyone know gryffindor captain james potter is very single and ready to mingle if your name is lily evans”
- “update on the james and lily situation; james has scored eight goals and lily now has JP painted on her cheek”
- “if tom denvers can afford the new nimbus he can bloody afford to pay my the eight galleons he owes me”
- “if ravenclaw could hurry up and lose so we can start the party that would be great”