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mystical-marauder · a month ago
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Sirius: so um... we're dating
James: Oh we know
Remus: you know?
Peter: yeah you didn't really hide it
*flashback to a week before*
James: truth or dare?
Remus: truth
Sirius: i dare you to kiss me on the lips
Remus: if you insist
Peter: he didn't even pick dare?!
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my-little-bit-of-magic · 7 months ago
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Somebody: It’s my birthday!!!
Regulus: Hm. You were forced into a cruel uncaring world however many years ago and you still choose to celebrate that? I suppose I am happy for you.
Sirius *with a spray bottle*: nO. Bad Reggie. Use your social skills
Regulus: *sigh* Happy birthday?
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potterheaded-hipster · 3 months ago
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imo the reason snape's redemption from being a death eater never really worked is becuase we never see him trying to make amends for his past actions and beliefs.
like even 10 years post voldemort he still gives blatent favoritism to slytherin, is shown mocking a muggle born student for being smart, actively holds a grudge against james, who is dead. and hasn't shown to really grow, he just isn't a death eater anymore.
to me his "redemption" feels like someone got their racist uncle to stop saying slurs. it's an improvement, but like he could be doing so much better.
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alwayscoldlady · 2 months ago
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remus: *reading*
sirius: remus is playing hard to get
sirius: little does he know i am hard to get rid of
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carolinesalvawhore · 2 months ago
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Dudley [mocking]: Who's Cedric huh? Is he your boyfriend?
Harry: I wish
Dudley: 👁👄👁
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christmas-moony · a month ago
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Sirius: *carrying Remus' library books with both arms*
Remus: *reaches out with one hand, wanting to help them*
Sirius: *switches all books to one arm to hold Remus' hand*
Remus:
Remus: that's not what i—
Remus: okay
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mystical-marauder · 3 months ago
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McGonagall: people ask me what the marauders are like
McGonagall: well imagine mature, civilized and responsible people
McGonagall: now throw that idea off divination tower
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my-little-bit-of-magic · 9 months ago
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Me: I love books. Just books. Books books books.
*starts another fanfiction*
My dusty ass bookshelf and mile long tbr list: do ya now
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drarryjustbecause · 10 days ago
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Harry: I’d leave you for Malfoy.
Ginny: What?!
Ron: What?!
Hermione: What?!
Dumbledore: What?!
Everyone: What?!
Draco: Oh don’t act so surprised. Have you seen this ass?
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drarrywishes · 11 months ago
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pansy : what's the dumbest thing you believed in as a child?
draco : that i was straight.
harry : [whips his head around so fast it snaps]
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padfootslads · 12 months ago
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If the marauders lived in 2020:
Remus: *comes to class looking sad and tired*
James: mate, you forgot your mask
Remus: shit, right, sorry. *smiles merrily, skips to his seat, greets everyone on the way*
James: I meant your face mask-
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Harry: no, i refuse
Draco: we are doing this potter!!!
Harry: BUT 7?!?!?
Draco: SEVEN IS A LUCKY NUMBER!
Harry: NOT WHEN IT COMES TO CATS!
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carolinesalvawhore · 2 months ago
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Ginny: Fuck this shit!
Snape: You can take that language straight to detention Weasley! *looks around the class threateningly* anyone else?
Ginny:
Snape:
Class:
Luna [softly]: um motherfucker?
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dead-james-potter · a month ago
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Sirius: Remus, truth or dare?
Remus: Truth.
Sirius: How many hours have you slept this week?
Remus:
Remus: Dare.
Sirius: Go to bed.
Remus: I don't like this game.
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