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destielyurii · 18 days
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randomfandomss · 9 months
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wazzi2ya · 2 months
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Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*
Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!
Alastor: *Falls over*
Lucifer: The poison is kicking in
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cryinhell · 3 months
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How it started
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How it's going
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We love to see it
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asmolbirb · 1 year
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hey sorry we put your boyfriend on a show where the game changes every time. yeah he has no idea what game he’s about to play. but he’ll be fine once he realizes the only way to win is by learning, the only way to learn is by playing, and the only way to begin is by beginning. yeah actually we’ll be beginning without further ado but you can pick him up after. sorry again.
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curator-on-ao3 · 1 year
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Every time I report and block a porn bot:
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symphony-calamity · 7 months
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"Average Tumblr user has fucked a train" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The Mechanisms fandom, who fuck 10,000 trains every Friday, are outliers and should not have been counted.
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pizza-feverdream · 5 months
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[ID: Image one is an edit of Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls, seen fighting over the Time Tape. Mabel says "I'm fucking around," and Dippet says "and I'm finding out." Image two is caps locks flaming text that says "The Mystery Twins." End ID]
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deathapartment · 3 months
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nightmare blunt rotation in the windows 95
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improvapocalyps · 5 days
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You have 90 minutes to complete. (original poem: r.a.)
In participation of the MCYT Recursive Exchange 2024 hosted by @mcytrecursive!
Inspired by know that all my love will be your breath (i will save you when your lights go out)
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1. Have you ever been in love? (Please circle your answer.) a. It's me and him b. Our hearts beat in sync c. Our lives intertwined
2. Do you understand what you’ve done? (Please circle your answer.) a. I couldn't do anything b. I lost my balance c. I doomed us both
3. It's been god knows how long since you felt phantom hands on your neck and there is no one in sight. If you were soul-bound to him and both of you died at the same time then why are you still waiting in the void? Please answer clearly, in full sentences. (Not a correct answer:I just wanted to see him one more time).
4. Define two (2): Fate | The feeling of his forehead against yours Curse | The moment you realise he isn't linked to you anymore
5. True or False: i. It was your fault. ii. You wish you had met him under different circumstances. iii. You can’t regret a single moment that you had him. iv. You would do it all over again if you could. v. It ended long before either of you said anything.
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mmavverickk · 7 months
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“average demigod cusses out the gods 3 times a year” is actually just a statistical error. Percy Jackson, who personally tells the Olympians to go fuck themselves over 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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akascow · 10 days
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“mind passing me the other one?”
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itsanambush · 4 months
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Durge x Gortash first night out.
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grimwicks · 8 months
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Calling everyone on this website - including myself - out
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rad-batson · 7 months
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Bruce, breaking up a fight between Jason and Tim: If you two don't stop arguing, I'm going to have a cow!
Damian: I have a cow!
Bruce: I know, Damian.
Damian: Her name is Batcow :)
Bruce: I know, Damian.
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