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#has this joke been made before
girlashfur · 4 months
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my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called "into the wild". you'll be zonked out of your gourd
me : yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border
my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us
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spuffyfet · 3 months
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i am:
❌️ gay
❌️ straight
✅️ dan reynolds
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noodle-artist · 10 months
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Spider verse soundtrack still has me like:
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lauren-ce · 3 months
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If you think about it, "Lady Laurentina" and "Specter the Unchained" fit the format of a Bloodborne hunter.
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casual-socks · 4 months
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transfem tim call that timoshe/stokeher
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snack-shop-boss · 3 months
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Nancy when she finally breaks up with Ned and wants a hookup
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spiritusfabellas · 9 months
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When your friends start a conversation about Käärijä, still not knowing your filthy obsession about him, and you gather up all of your courage:
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I thought they did already
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clairedelune-13 · 2 months
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This was not how I imagined seeing another man inside David Tennant.
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the-kestrels-feather · 4 months
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Watching Hey Melissa, getting squicked out, and then flipping on your Starkid playlistfor Pays to be an Animal to start playing is... A fucking experience
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My flirting style with men: I will eat you alive and you'll thank me while I do so.
My flirting style with women:
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animaepanda · 2 months
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when two aces have a baby
ace ace baby
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squircatlies · 2 months
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I'm glad they got stuck in a government computer. Well-known for cutting corners those guys.
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spacechairs · 15 days
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finally.
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ethoslab and his lesser known brothers, pathoslab and logoslab
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theaceofarrows · 2 years
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Leaked footage of Willow, Gus, Hunter and Amity blending in in the human realm
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