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sorakimichi · 6 months
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⠀⠀🤩 لم أرسم مادارا منذ فترة طويلة
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ladykissingfish · 6 months
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Sasuke: Big brother, I hesitate to ask you this because I don’t want to be in your personal business, but … what’s your orientation?
Itachi: My orientation? Well right now I’d guess I’m facing about north, maybe north-east, so —
Sasuke: No! I mean, um, w-what kind of people do you like? Romantically?
Itachi: Oooh. Why do you wish to know?
Sasuke: I just wanted to know if, maybe, you ever liked boys? Like if that was a normal thing or completely weird? I tried to talk to father about this but all he did was clear his throat a bunch of times and tell me to do some push-ups. 
Itachi: … is this about that blonde boy that you hang out with? The one in your genin squad?
Sasuke, blushing: N-no! Why would this be about that idiot?! He’s annoying and a loser and —
Madara, from behind his paper: In other words, you’re ready to propose marriage.
Itachi: Not helping, gramps. Sasuke, it’s completely normal and okay to have feelings for any and all types of people, regardless of gender. You shouldn’t decide whether you want a person based on what parts they do or don’t have; it should be based on their personality, their kindness, their interests, their soul.
Madara: For God’s sake, just because the boy is gay doesn’t mean you need to turn him into a sissy as well!
Itachi: Grandfather!
Madara: Listen, Sasuke. You go up to this boy and claim him, you hear me? Uchihas are conquerors, and we don’t easily lose. Lay waste to your competition and take what’s yours. This young man, what is his name?
Sasuke: Naruto Uzumaki. He’s —
Madara: UZUMAKI?! He’s from that treacherous clan?! Fuck that, stay far away from that boy and anything related to him! You’ll only end up heartbroken and alone!
Sasuke:
Itachi: … grandfather. Just because you had one teeny tiny bad experience with an Uzumaki doesn’t mean that —
Madara: UZUMAKI MITO STOLE HASHIRAMA FROM ME, boy!! All because he liked her stupid red hair and her stupid nine-tails!
Sasuke: Actually Naruto has the Fox inside of him now, grandpa.
Madara: 
Madara: *unleashes an unholy shriek, sets the curtains on fire, and stomps out*
Sasuke: Just once. Just ONCE I’d like to be able to walk in here, ask for advice, and hear something both helpful and normal. Just. Freaking. ONCE.
Itachi:
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amgeryporcupine · 1 year
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I've done TobiMada Family/Mpreg Au before... who's to say I wouldn't do a HashiMada one? HAHAHA *yeet*
Does this even need a tw? Oh welp-
TW: mpreg / child birth (?)
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Deal with it or scroll away if u no like uwu
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mommoochii · 8 months
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"We will drink as comrades in the other world"
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dzhfaer · 9 months
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Hashimada-week-2023 #3
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@hashimada-week
Day three - Healing
I just say... I have been killed myself with it too...
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invalidname19 · 11 months
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Their just soo ‘okokok’ ‘~lalala~’
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sapphiresenthiss · 3 months
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Even the toughest of us sometimes need a trusted shoulder to cry on...
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bougiebutchbitch · 2 years
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Uchiha Clan Motto:
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
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animedegens · 5 months
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One of the funniest moments of Naruto 🤣🤣 poor madara.
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retroillustrates · 7 months
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My brain is rotting because of them
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wifenanami · 5 months
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I'm so ashamed (no)🤭
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yowyowyaoi · 11 months
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*Tobirama, after another fight with Madara*
Tobirama: You know what? I’m sick of this, I’m sick of taking the diplomatic stance with this guy. Fuck the Uchiha!
Hashirama, pulling on his coat: Will do. Thanks for the advice, brother. Be back in the morning!
Tobirama:
*later that evening; a knock on the front door*
Tobirama: *opens it* 
Tobirama: Izuna? What are you doing here?
Izuna: You’re gonna let me crash here, Senju. There are unspeakable things going on at my house, thanks to the “advice” you gave your idiot brother. *pushes past him* You got anything to eat?
Tobirama: Good lord, you’re as insufferable as Madara! And our couch is being re-upholstered, so where do you intend to sleep? The floor?
Izuna, head in the refrigerator: How ‘bout your bed, Tobi?
Tobirama: Excuse me?? My bed? You expect me to let you have my bed and for me to sleep on the floor in my own house??
Izuna: Are you sure it’s our brothers that are the only idiots here? No, dumbass. You and me. Together.
Tobirama: D-d-did you fall and hit your head on the way over here?? Why the hell would I —
Izuna: Ah, you’re right. We need to go on at least one date first, right? *closes the refrigerator* Perfect opportunity; since you haven’t got anything decent to eat, you can take me out to dinner. Then when we come back, well … *kisses Tobirama’s cheek* We can see what happens. Go comb your hair, it’s a mess. I’ll wait outside. *walks out the front door*
Tobirama: I can’t believe he thinks he can just come in here and push me around like this! Well, I’m not Hashirama; I’m not going to be wrapped around some Uchiha’s finger! I’m gonna tell him to leave, and then —
Izuna, from outside: Tobirama! Put on something blue; you look really handsome in blue!
Tobirama:
Tobirama: *slowly pulls a blue shirt out of his closet*
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ladykissingfish · 5 months
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*Tobirama walks into Madara and Hashirama's house carrying a passed-out Izuna in his arms* Madara: What the FUCK, Senju?! *grabs Izuna from Tobirama's arms* What did you do to him?? Tobirama: Why do you automatically assume I *did* something to him, you asshole? Madara: *activating his sharingan* You want to have a go, you fucking -- Hashirama: Enough! Both of you calm down! Tobi, what happened? Tobirama: Well, we were sparring, and -- Madara: See?! He probably used some underhanded move to hurt my precious brother. I'm going to kill -- Hashirama: Madara. Patience. Go on, Tobi. Tobirama: We finished our spar and Izuna said he was feeling hungry. So we went to that market up the street from our training field. They were having a special on sweet buns, two for the price of one. And Izuna ... he ate a few. Madara: How much is "a few"? Tobirama: Seven, or eight ... teen. Madara and Hashirama: Madara: YOU LET HIM EAT EIGHTEEN SWEET BUNS IN ONE SITTING?! Tobirama: How was I supposed to stop him?! For God's sake, I made a subtle comment when he was on his fifth bun, and look! *holds up his hand* HE STABBED ME WITH HIS KUNAI. Madara: *kisses Izuna's forehead* Good boy. Tobirama: Anyways, right before he passed out he told me to bring him to you, that Uchihas have a "super secret cure" for a bad stomachache. So can you help him? Madara: Well, I can try. I haven't had to use this on him since we were children ... Hashirama: If it's an Uchiha clan secret, should we leave the room? Madara: No. You've married into my clan, so it's best you know. And this ... man, if he's serious about marrying Izuna someday, this would be good for him to know as well. *spreads Izuna out on the couch* Are you both paying attention? Madara: Hovers his hands over Izuna's stomach, eyes closed, and then suddenly starts aggressively tickling him. Tobirama: What the -- are you being serious right now?! How is this helping?? You-- Izuna: *suddenly wakes up laughing, right before letting out a burp so loud it shatters every window in the house* Izuna: Whew! Thought I was a goner, there. That feels so much better! Thanks, big brother! Madara: *hugs him* Any time, Otuoto. Hashirama and Tobirama:
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allqamiz · 5 months
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My new acrylic drawings on paper!
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do not be afraid of mad madara, be afraid of mad hashirama
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amgeryporcupine · 2 years
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HashiMada based on the fic "Out of Time" by @mira--mira in Ao3! This scene is from the first chapter
There are SO MANY parts of this fic that I wanna make a fanart out of and it drives me insaneeewjdnsjdhskhdisd I love it soooo muchhh and I'm only at ch 44 but aaaahhh- 😭❤️ everything is written so well!!!
(Read from left to right)
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