#hate snape

[aludraslytherin]

*In the Afterlife*:

Lily : James look ! Severus is here ! He's gonna take Harry an-...

James : Hug your dead body.

Marlene : Leave the house, abandoning your crying one-year-old alone with your body.

Evan : After looking at him with disgust.

Dorcas : And purposefully kicking James's body.

Lily :

Lily : As soon as he enters the Afterlife I will break his nose.

Regulus : And kick him so hard that his ribs will be left in crumbs !

#marauders #afterlife #lily evans #lily potter #dorcas meadows #evan rosier #james potter #marlene mckinnon #Regulus Black #Jegulus #jily #regulus x lily #someone find a name for regulus and lily #Jegulily #snape slander #I hate Snape

[that-bitch-kat3]

snape stans will be like “but james bullied snape!”

like… yeah someone had to

#this is mostly a joke #please don’t come for me #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #remus lupin #the marauders #james potter #wolfstar #mwpp era #the marauders era #harry potter #anti snape #snate #snater #snape hate #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #dead gay wizards #young marauders #atyd #dead gay wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #atyd fandom #mwpp #incorrect marauders quotes #the marauders fandom #marauders fandom #marauders thoughts #marauders textposts

[addsalwayssick]

“you can’t not like snape but like regulus, evan, and barty”

actually i can do whatever the hell i want

#james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #sirius #jegulus #sirius x lupin #regulus and evan and barty #wolfstar #remus and regulus #sirius and regulus #i hate snape

[sctumsempra]

the snape and lily friendship being written like every toxic intense homoerotic lesbian situationship in middle and high school will never not be funny. intense “we’ll be friends forever and ever you’re all i have we’re soulmates” until they find a friend group and do something shitty to fit in and then you act shitty back but it’s apparently a federal crime when you do it and then it all bursts into flames and you think death is imminent for like. three years. and then in your twenties you wake up one morning and go “oh THATS what that was”. and it haunts you for at least a decade after it ends

#severus snape #pro snape #snape #like i hate any snily other than platonic but. this epiphany hit and hit hard #kinning snape just went 📈 #i had FOUR of these that went Exactly like this. it’s uncanny

[kait-bait8]

Thinking about Snape’s patronus being a doe.

Thinking about how Snape’s patronus was not another stag to compete for the doe’s affection. It was another doe, a fellow doe.

Thinking about how Snape’s patronus might have been something else before. A bat maybe? But it changed to a doe.

Thinking about how Snape loved Lily. Probably at one point it was infatuation, a crush. Do we have to limit it to just unrequited love though? The platonic love wasn’t unrequited. I don’t think Lily stopped thinking of Severus as a friend, even to her dying breath. Childhood best friends just don’t leave you like that.

Thinking about Severus Snape promising to be Dumbledore’s right hand man. Thinking about Severus Snape at his first Order meeting, sitting awkwardly alone, apart from everyone. No one in his life ever showed him how to be good. Except one person.

Thinking about Severus Snape trying to emulate Lily Evans as he tried to choose the right. Trying to remember the way she stood up for what she believed in. Failing over and over and over again. Making snide remarks, throwing out slurs, physically harming those he disagreed with. Every time with Lily’s voice in the back of his head, reprimanding him. Knowing he could never do right by her. But always trying again. Always.

Thinking about Severus Snape realizing slowly and all at once how wrong his youthful ideas about muggles and wizards had been. How stupid he was for believing them in the first place. Wishing he could go back, choose better, try again. Knowing he can’t. Remembering Lily. Working harder to fix things. Still failing in the little ways that make all the difference.

Thinking about Severus Snape, a decade into his service, casting a patronus, expecting to see his little bat, and seeing her. Well, not her, but her patronus. A doe. His patronus. A doe.

Thinking about how Severus Snape’s patronus is a doe because he worked to become the friend he betrayed. To pay back his debt, to make things right however he could. To protect her son. Her son who he hated because he was the exact replica of Severus’ own childhood bully. But still her son. Her eyes. He had to protect her eyes, the eyes that were still watching, still disapproving.

“Look. At. Me.”

#severus snape #harry potter #Lily Evans #I genuinely think Snape is one of the most interesting characters in the series #from both an in world perspective and a meta perspective #like his character arc is messy and interesting and honestly very realistic #and what it says about the author that she wrote him the way she did #and what it says about society that he is so hated #mauraders

[moonlightdancer26]

Me whenever I remember that Snape canonically outlived all of the Marauders:

#literally brings me sm joy #and the way he was indirectly responsible for the death of the one he hated most 🤭 #that’s very girlboss of him actually #i hope this fandom knows that #severus snape #pro snape #pro severus snape #anti marauders #? #sure #snape #harry potter #hp #shitpost

[ravenshavenn]

"Happiness can be found in even the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light." Bitch, student Snape could have turned on a fucking lighthouse and you mother-fuckers would still have ignored him

#i hate dumbledore #anti dumbledore #severus snape #pro snape #snape #snape fandom #pro severus snape #snape community #professor severus snape #professor snape #snape au #snape content #young snape #young severus

[souryam]

"the malfoys and snape only tolerated each other for political gain and he hated the family actually" : boring, no angst, cliche, makes snape's decision have no emotional stakes

"the malfoys and snape trusted each other despite everything largely bc they met very young, snape challenges their pre conceived notions on basically everything but they treat him like family regardless, meaning that snape betrayed the (bad) people who gave him a home for the ("good") people that mocked and abused him his whole life": insane, appealing, lucius being a reluctant big brother, snape being dracos godparent, emotional stakes through the roof, post war lucius grappling w the fact his bsf betrayed him, that he was the one to lead him to his death yet lucius still loves him bc he saw him as his little brother

#severus snape #lucius malfoy #narcissa malfoy #draco malfoy #i love it and i dont care if its impractical #i just think the whole “oh snape hated all DEs and specially lucius” one notes BOTH of them sm #u cant look me in the eyes and say lucius acted exactly the same w random people vs his family #loving his family is like his one redeeming trait #i should draw him and the Malfoy's more :(

[adharastarlight]

Sirius, jumping onto a chair: ew! someone kill it!!!

Mcgonagall: Sirius you cannot do that every time Severus walks in.

#she was proud really #and trying so hard noy to snigger #sirius black #sirius orion black #minnie mothering the marauders #minnie mcgonagall #minerva mcgonagall #professor mcgonagall #i hate snape #snape hate #marauders #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #remus lupin #wolfstar #starchaser #anti snape #anti severus snape

[enbysev]

severus is a better person than me, bcs he could've gone on his cute death eater mask and attire, sorted james and sirius' location, crucio them a bit before murdering them, and yet he never did. people like to talk about severus as though as if he was the worst human being in hp, but he never took actual revenge on the golden boys, or they wouldn't have lived past 18 if he did, duh.

"snape knew more curses when he arrived at school than half the kids in seventh year."

so what, sirius! did you ever die? were you damaged permanently? no???? then shut the fuck up! severus was supposed to be an expert on dark arts, surely had the means to do horrendous stuff with all his knowledge, and he still didn't, even after joining the death eaters he still had more regard for life than sirius did when he sent severus to the shrieking shack.

god, sometimes i wish severus was as awful as people think he was. the same guy who was worried for his soul if he killed the only person he appreciated, which was probably very fucking hard for him to do.

#i actually love severus for being softer than people take him to be #severus was the sort of person whose foul mouth and temper got him in trouble— #but was cautious about life and didn't resort to physical violence to solve his problems. #he had a fascination for a form of magic we don't have evidence of him ever using and yet people hate him for it to THIS day #i'm so tired. #severus snape #pro severus #snapedom

[poisonously-alluring-sev]

Snape Preference ~ Different Kisses

Severus Snape Masterlist

Have you ever wondered how Severus would kiss in different situations? Don't worry, I got you, babe.

Sleepy Kisses These kisses are so sweet and long. The slight tenderness to them make your heart race quicken even in a tired state. He'll leave soft, warm kisses on your forehead or lips, bringing you closer to a calm sleep.

In the Rain These kisses are tender and passionate. It's something about the rain either falling on you both or on the umbrella over head. His one hand rests on your waist as the other holds the umbrella up or your face.

Under Falling Snow These are cold. Obviously, it's cold enough for snow to fall. Severus will hold you close for warmth, and his lips are surprisingly warm. His hands hold you in place close to him, and he'll leave sweet kisses over your lips or cheeks.

In Public Strictly hand kisses. Severus won't kiss you deeply or on the lips at all in public. One, he doesn't want attention on himself, and two, he hates it when he sees other people do it, so why would he?

During Sex These kisses are a lot like the rainy kisses he gives. They can vary from deeply tender and loving, making your heart skip a beat and make you feel like you're melting. Or they are filled with passion. He'll show your lips, or any amount of flesh for that matter, any mercy when it comes to making you feel his love through a kiss.

Goodbye Kisses No, these aren't breakup kisses. Those hurt too much for anyone. These are when you or him leave for a job or trip. His hands hold you to him longer than you wish, and the longer you kiss, the deeper they get. Anything he can get a hold of in these moments gets a kiss.

Kisses With a Secret These kisses are very rare. He'll leave a very quick kiss or not one at all. He'll make it look like a deep kiss, but in reality, he's talking to you. Either trying to give you information or telling you his plan.

Behind a Newspaper He'll either hold up a newspaper to hide these kisses or anyone around, or you'll give him a drive-by kiss on his head. His hand will reach for your neck to keep you there longer than a few seconds.

#no snape hate #if you hate on this blog i will end you #safe place #safe blog #safe snape blog #snape #no hate #sev #no antis #severus snape #safe for snape #safe blog for snape #severus snape love story #severus snape one shot #severussnape #severus snape art #professor snape #preferences #one shot

[bythepen98]

Severus 🐍

Aside from Harry and Hermione, he is arguably the next character whose pov I read about the most (gen or ship wise). Can't help that he's too interesting of a character for me to ignore when written right.

#doodle #fanart #severus snape #professor snape #snape #snape fanart #hp fanart #harry potter fanart #i love fanon snape #mostly bc i barely remember canon him #I admit to being a bit biased #blame the movies and fics for making me adore him #headcanon where snape is more powerful than what's portrayed in the books/movies #tall dark and broody #snarky bastard who hates everyone but has the tiniest soft spot for his youngest slytherins #he loves dumbledore minerva pomfrey and some of the staff in his own snarly way too #his own found family you could say #idk i have a lot of thoughts on this man #or my image of him anyway #but am not good at articulating it right now

[aludraslytherin]

Why the fuck, when the Fidelius Charm was cast, did they not think to make a goddamn unbreakable vow !? Like, it's so obious ???

And Sirius ? They can literally take a memory into a pensine something and watch it, they have legilimency for crying out loud !! They have veritaserum ! So whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ??? It's so stupid!

And Dumbledore ! oh this sorry excuse of a human being !

He knew that Peter was the secret keeper ! So WHY IN THE EVERLY MOTHERLY FLIBBIDY FUCK didn't he said so ???

It makes me so fucking crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

And everyone that is like 'ThE BoY WhO LiVeD' 'hE DefEtEd tHe DaRk lOrD' erh, NO ?! It was thanks to LILY ?? He was just an INFANT who had the chance to be under a protecting spell created by LILY when she SACRIFIED HERSELF for her son ? Why is everybody forgeting about her ??

Oh, and don't start me about Snape !

'hE wAs BulLiEd bY JaMeS, HiS WoRsE MeMoRy iS HiM BeinG BuLliEd' Yeah, because he called Lily a slur

'hE WaS jUsT MiSuNdErStoOd' No, he was a death eater, fully believing in Voldy's BS,he only changed side because the girl he was obsessed with was in danger... Because of HIM ! People tend to forget that he was the one searching and giving the prophecy to the dArK LoRd, resulting in Lily's death.

And, 'JaMeS WaS jUsT A BulLy' We only sees him throught Snape's pov, aka, when he got 'bullies'c after he called Lily a mudblood.

And if James is a bully, doesn't that mean the Snape is one too ? No because :

-He made fun of Hermione for her teeth

-He bullies his students

-he exposed Remus when he had no reason for, since he is the one brewing the wolfsbane potion

-he hates and bullies the son of 'the love of his life' because Harry had the infortune of looking like his father, that Snape resents

-favoritism

-he was a death eater

-he is a racist

-he is a blood supremacis

-he is Neville worst fear, the boy who literally had his parents torturedby Bellatrix. Shouldn't she be his boggart ?? But noooo, it's our 'wonderful and misunderstood' Snape

-when he hugged Lily's body, while her son was crying his eyes out, being hurt, seeing his mother die, having blood on his forehead, and then leaving the house without even comforting or taking Harry to Saint-Mungos !!

-blamed James for bullying him, when he created Sectum Sempra, and was into dark magic !

-trying to make Harry expelled

#ted talk #im so mad about those plothole lol #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #sirius black #ao3 #marauders era #wolfstar #dumbledore slander #i hate dumbledore #snape slander #i hate snape #snape was not a poor and misunderstood boy #he was a bicth and a biggot #awful man

[yumeurl]

i never understood the true potential of snarry until reading these parts in dh cuz wtf is this...

like why tf was he so seduced by this doe that he didnt wanna call hermione for backup AND he apparently didnt even realize that it was a patronus up until later??? also he did the same thing before where he was so enamored by something he didnt know was snape: the advanced potions book

#snape is harrys mommy issues and im mad we werent able to see much momson cuz theyre too busy hating each other #THE MOMSON SHIP.... #snarry #hp #rambles

[mccromy]

Character: *is canonically violent and abusive but has a sad backstory*

Normal people: he isn't real and it's cool and fun to explore his character in different scenarios

Freaks: he was right actually AND he is a poor little boy, he was MISUNDERSTOOD. actually those children were abusive towards him first but the narrator was unreliable so :/

#i AM talking about Shen Jiu but I got hit by a flashback of another fandom doing this exact same shit you know what I'm talking about #i do like fics with SJ!! i don't hate him bc he's not real :) and I do find him interesting #but some people will just... be absolutely convinced that he's just some tsundere baby and actually lbh did deserve to be you know #whipped and starved #svsss #like not in a jokingly way they'll actually believe he is a good person and like.... reduce his character to a tsundere?? #the fun of him is how complicated he is!! he's got reasons but not justification #he was unjustly accused of shit he didn't do he was justly accused of shit he did do #he didn't want to kill lqg he did want to kill lbh #he loved yqy he stayed in the cang qiong sect for him even though he hated it there #he was incapable of loving anybody else #he was not incapable of caring but he was so traumatized he kept recreating his traumas #but now with him in the position of power #anyways this can be applied to a lot of characters #not only sj like #severus snape remember that shit jesus #and many more

[brightredsunset800]

Snaters: Snape is an incel, racist, blood-purist, heartless ugly git who’s obsessed with Lily

Snape: is literally canonically none of those things.

#harry potter #severus snape #Snape #pro snape #anti snater #anti snaters #anti snape hate #Snape ftw #snape love #anti marauders #anti marauders fandom #anti james potter #pro severus snape