#have fucn w that

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

PEOPLE CAN'T JUST FUCKING HAVE FUN ANYMORE NOPE NUH UH NOO SERRREEE EE FICKING G NOPE HAHAHAHA CAN'T JUST F U CKINNG PLAY GAME SO THE WHH WSSNA AJSHSAAA HAVE FUN AND GAMES FFOR ENTERTAIMNET IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE NEGATIVES IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE NEGATIVVES IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE NEGATIVES IT'S GOTTA ALWAYS BE ABOUT WHATS WRONG WITH IT YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN ANYMORE EVERYTHING HAS TO BE BAD IT CAN'T BE GOOD IT CANT BE GOOD IT CANT BE GOOD IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT HAS TO BE BAD OLD GAMES AREEE ALWAYYSSSS BETTER YEAH HUH YEAH? FUCKING MILLENIALS PEICES OF SHIT WITH YOUR FUCKING STUPID SHIT FUCKING NOSTALGIA GOGGLES GO FUCKING ROT IN YOUR GO D DAMN BASEMENT YOU FUCKING SLIME. SLIME. SLIME. SLIME. SLIME. SLIME. SLIME. SLIME. FUCK ING KILL YOU KILL YOU KILLYOU MORE MMORE MORE MORE MROE I HATE YOU FUCKING CANT EVER HAVE FUN NOTHING NEW CAN BE GOOD HUH HUH HUH HUH NOPE NONONO FUCKING NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAMEBAD BAD BAD BAD BAD AAAUUUGHHHHH AAAAHEHHHHAHHAHAHAH FUCKING MILLENIAL GEN X GO FUCK ALL OF YOUR SELVES YOU FUCKING """CANT BE GOOD OKD GAME GOOD NEW GAME BAD OLD GAME GOOD NEW GAME BAD OLD GAME GOOD NEW GAME BADCSOME OF US AREN'T FUCKING UNLOVABLE WORTHLESS SLIME LIKE YOU THERE'S ONLY. ONE ONLY ON I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES THINGS I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT I'M HERE NBODY ELSE I'M HERE AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN LIKE BECAUSE IT'S ALL BAD IT'S GOTTA BE BAD YOU'RE, I'M. I'M WRONG OF COURSE!BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY ONE I'M WRONG OF COURSE BAD TASTE BAD GAMES LOW STANDARDS HAHA LOOK A CONSUMER HAHA LOOK LOW STANDARDS HAHA HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD OLD GAME GOOD OLD GAME GOOD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NE W GAME FUCKING SUCKS BECAUSE THERE'S NO FUCKING POINT IN TRYING TO LIKE ANYTHING ANYMORE NEVER HAVE FUCN THE MOMENT YOU REALISE NOBODY ELSE LIKES IT AND EVERYONE ELSE HATES IT YOU'LL FEEL THE CRUSHING PAIN IN YOUR HEART AGAIN LIKE LAST TIME AND TE NEXT AND TE NEXT IT NEVER ENDS YOU HAVE TO JUST BE LIKE THEM OR ELSE IT'LL FUCKING HURT AGAIN IT CAN'T BE GOOD YOU CANT HAVE FUN YOU CAN'T LIKE THESE THINGS THEY ALL HATE IT EVERYONE HATES IT EVERYONE HATES IT IT'S BAD IT'S BAD IRS BAD ITS FBAD IT BAD GAME BAD GAMEBADEHAMEGAME GAMEGAMR EE BAD. NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW GAME BAD NEW

[vctrangel]

posting a wieiad so I can't eat anymore today cause that's how my brain works

kinda picky ate this morning cause people kept offering me food cause their catching on that I'm not eating much. I had a pringle and a bourbon biscuit during college, then ate a fruit bar and ryvita with cream cheese, we have no low fat one but oh my GOD ryvita is so fucning good w cream cheese oh my god it was so fuckin good

#ana trigger #ed not ed sheeran #tw ana diary #4norexi4 #ed not sheeren #ed not sherran #⭐️ving #i want to ⭐️ve #i hate my body #pro for me not for thee

[rustbeltbabey]

sooo fucking irritating when my coworkers will have the most boring conversation in the world n I will engage w it when they start talking to me but then when I'm talking about something I like they get annoyed n go on their ten bc they don't care about the conversation n roll their eyes n act like the whole convo (which they r not even a part of just listening to!) is beneath them its so fucning annoying 😒

#im talking about one coworker in particular shes pregnant rn n SOO crabby when shes pregnant i hate it

[mycomori]

i love waking up after my first day at a new job where i actually left feeling good for the first time in a month and i planned tot ake a nice shower and lay in bed until i fell back asleep w my cat and just have a nice morning to myself but instead mh mom calls and says she’s coming over to do paperwork so we sit there for an hour doing that and then she hits me with wanting to go to a therapist and talk about shit or something like hwo im a failure at being a person cause she listened to some parenting podcast and i’m just resigned like yeah whatever makes you feel better and now i’m jsut alone in mh room silently crying because i can’t do this shit anymore i know she means well and i should just be thankful to have soemone care about me but i feel so incredibly alone i can’t be muself with anyone no one knows how fucning broken i am no one knows how much i’m struggling every coming day i wish i wasn’t so good at hiding it i can’t hide it on my face i know i don’t come off as happy because i jjst dotn have the energy to mask it anymore but like as far as how severe my shit is sometimes j wish i would act out just like i should have aches out as a kid like fuck man i don’t know what to do but k am so so so close to breaking i don’t know what but i need control so fuckjng badly and i an do out of contorl i cant do this once i get into a routine again it’s time to focus on loosing weight because i can’t frasi at anythjng else to help me cope and tahts the thing no one will really question cause i got fat anywyas so

[dhdhhehdndbdbd]

sigggghh. idk what to do. idk what to do. truthfully, I would like to feel happy again. okay lol that sounds extreme but nothing feels right with the people around me right now. i keep getting so many angel numbers but girl I think it’s bc I look at the clock too much LMAO. ive asked the cards dozens of times if im on the right path, if I made the right choice, what else I should know. Ive got a lot of things weighing me down right now and it feels difficult to shake them off. im really not sure what to do.

firstly with Stacy - im calling her Stacy but her real name starts with Aly- it’s hard because we’ve gotten so close over the last year that it feels wrong when I start wanting to distance myself. i felt myself judging her for that little breakdown she had. i think I was just more upset at the fact that I have to constantly reassure her and take all of those negative emotions that she released when she has a lot of them. and I know it’s difficult to deal with.. that’s why I put up with them, for her. but that insecurity, that feeling super stuck, god it feels fucning contagious. it makes ME feel like im never gonna get over anything even though what do I have to get over??? dylan?? i mean yeah, ive still got some ways to go but I feel like for the most part ive processed a lot of that already in a somewhat healthy way… I let myself cry about it, I let myself think about it, I was even planning to tell him. and when I saw him at the party it did make me slightly uncomfy and I was kind of searching for him but it was much less than I used to and I didn’t have a huge freak out after. there was just a slight, “oh, yeah this guy exists. we used to like each other. things are so different now, and that does kinda suck.” but there were also things he was doing that gave me the ick so i was like errr… okay

but then also I think fuckinf staying up until 4am w sam kinda pushed my mind in another direction too, like wtf was that… idk what his intentions are and I think that’s what made me anxious. if it were March and I were drunk.. okay yeah that might’ve worked, but it’s May, im not as disillusioned with bullshit and I don’t have such a strong urge to fill the void with other things. im okay sitting with my shit, and now I don’t even want him lol.

speaking of wanting, talking to wyatt sligghtllly stresses me out too cus it’s like oh when I do snap him, how long has he left on me delivered, is he gonna ghost me, I need to leave him on read and then just snap him when I come back to gville, but wait isn’t keeping up a snap streak kind of cute, oh my god this is a fucking 20 year old man why are we doing this 7th grade shit (insert crying emoji here bc it doesn’t let me for some reason). i think the only reason im doing this is bc he’s hot and is the first guy ive ever kissed and im horny lol.. also he raised my standards so much like wow I was able to pull that?? sure maybe all he wants is my ass but hey if it’s my ass im still flattered

[xxrat--punkxx]

Bird women, adds both to the kin list cutley

#I love women #yes #women mmmm #Lilith recently got added to kin list cuz she has mommy issues #and so do I- #so yeah #have fucn w that #they’re both so fucking fun to draw holy shit #my art #lilith clawthorne #eda clawthorne #eda the owl lady #eda #eda toh #eda the owl house #lilith the raven lady #lilith the owl house #lilith toh #the owl house #toh #the owl house s2 #fanart #the owl house fanart #the owl house art

[transanger]

someone pls tell me i still have time

#im only 15 i have my whole life ahead of me #i still have time #god no i dont fuck im gonna like akshhd have an anxiety attack fuck om ybfh #im almost 16 #times going by way too fucming fast #im not any closer than last year to being where i want to be #im gonna die w/o accomplsishing anything #theyre gonna put thr wronf name on my tombsrone #its gonna say beloved daughyer and sister #im not gomma make it to 18 thrres no fucning way #thats knly two years from now #im gonna die nect year ohnmy god

[jynnispook]

Me: *relapses and isolates myself*

Me: what the fuck why am I so crushingly lonely?

#ey #me #anyways whats up i have depression #alsp ive been work all day every day nom stop for months #and i hate my life #also update on those devestating fears that my friends are moving on w/o me and leaving me behind: #still going strong and has not stopped or gone away #at my job everyone hates me #my coworkers are tored of my depressed ass #and ive pushed all my friends away #and yet #i wonder why i fee so fucning lonely amd left out all the time #news flash amamda #youre a depressed sack of shit snd no one wants to be aroind you and your sad pathetic life! #you mever stopped being the lonely clu3less kid you always were!

[spohkh]

was telling my dad about how i had to spend however many minutes decoding johnny truants moms letter and how the reader is alerted of her letters being in the appendix by a footnote from the editors on a footnote from johnny truant abt smth entirely unrelated to zampanò’s detailing the events of the navidson record. like. so its basically navidson’s movie -> zampanò’s telling of the movie -> johnnys footnote aside -> editors footnote on the footnote -> appendix… -> reader physically interacting w the text by translating the coded letter. so yeah i told my dad abt the layers i just had to traverse and he was like. did this author have any other fucning job like. was this his only book and i got to tell him no! danielewski wrote a whole other multi-book series, and all the books are as long as house of leaves! fuck!

#alyx if ur reading this. HELP? #beaus books #i am having SOOOO many meta thoughts LIKE WH #WHAT BOOK IS DOING IT LIKE HOUSE OF LEAVES #LIKE THIS IS INSANE? #ITS SO GOOD. CHRIST #STORY WITHIN STORY WITHIN STORY.. WITHIN STORY BC THE READER IS ACTING UPON AND BEING ACTED UPON BY THE BOOK #OKAY?!!!?!?!!?!?!??!?!??!?

[lvanter]

note: lmao good to see y’all as promised (i didn’t actually promise lol) here a more detailed version also this is like a mix of past tense and present sdfgjskafghs

warning: usual 7mih stuff, which means suggestive stuff, swearing, i call jisung a bitch but that’s a given, and call you a bitch but yk that’s also a given JUST KIDDING I LOVE YOU i also call seungmin a bitch

wc: 2.4 (almost 5)k sdgshsjshhshsjjahhss

“ seven minutes in heaven ”

chan

okay i have something to say chan is a shy boy and would not know how to talk to his crush without stuttering and having red cheeks okay let’s proceed.

chan would be a nervous wreck—almost tripping when he stood up to follow you into changbins way-too-big closet.

and this is chan so if he was like in love with you he would most definitely be too shy to start anything, and if you were shy too: the two of you would stand in silence until the seven minutes was up

but like if you’re a confident bub, or just knew he liked you; you were like why not have some fun yk??

and by fun i mean taking small steps towards him; like so small he doesn’t notice you’re getting closer until he can feel your breath on his skin.

you put your hand on his chest; it was lowkey innocent but chan went feral

his breath hitched and his cheeks went RED, because what the fuck why the fuck are you so fucking close (name) please i have a family you can’t kill me like this i only want to die being suffocated by your thighs

“channie? is this okay?” you whispered to him, your mouth Right By His Ear

“....y-yes……” he managed after like a minute of silence.

he could feel you draw figures and move your fingers up and down on his chest, praying you couldn’t feel how fast his heart was beating.

while it was fun seeing him trying to speak and it only coming out as a weak stutter, you did kind of feel bad for the guy

because like he’s in love with you and you’re teasing him like this

you took a step back just as jisungs voice came “SEVEN MINUTES ARE UP!”

you walked out first, leaving chan standing alone in the closet with a raging boner a fast beating heart and you on his mind

minho

minho is somehow a cocky little fucker and babie at the same time.

when the bottle landed on you after he spun it, a smile spread across his face.

he (LiSten) he took your hand, making everyone else holler and scream as he led you into the closet.

but like he’s a respectful boi and doesn’t wanna make you uncomfortable so he keeps his distance.

but yk it's kind of cold in the closet and your shirt is fortunately unfortunately thin.

you run your hands up and down your arms to get some warmth, and minho is immediately like “are you cold? we could hug so you get warmer? should we hug? i just don’t want you to get cold,”

“minho,” you giggled, and minho's heart just fucking stopped working because your giggle is a godsend sound and he wants to hear it everyday from now on and till he dies, “we can hug,”

minho just gently wrapped his arms around you and pulled you close. your arms automatically went around him and not saying you had never felt safer but you had never felt safer.

(minho decided he wants to hold you like this everyday)

when the “THE SEVEN MINUTES ARE UP!” yell came, minho kissed you softly on your forehead and walked out with your hand in his. (++ his heart in your hands) (gross romance)

changbin

binnie ?? did you mean a babie ?? yes !! binnie babie !! binnie shy babie ?? yes !! binnie shy babie !!

when the bottle landed on him he went :o

you’re the love of his life ??? he’s gonna be in a closet with you ???? you’re lowkey meant to kiss ????? ma’am ???? what the fuck ????????????

he’s a easy-to-fluster boy so if he even can smell your perfume (or deodorant) he's gonna get a boner go feral

maybe he knows you have a crush on him too and maybe he wants to have the upper hand for once so maybe he leans closer to you so you get flustered

and maybe his eyes fall on your lips and god they look so kissable and he wants to know how they feel he bit his lip as he looks at yours

he doesn’t even register you’re looking at him until…. “changbin? why’re you staring at me?”

he goes red like tomatoes from my grandmother's garden red (which is pretty fucking red)

oh god he’s stuttering trying to come up with an excuse “y-you…you..you have… have something on your face,” he blurted out very quickly—you almost couldn’t understand what he was saying

“how do you know? you can barely see anything in here,” you giggle (why giggle SDGSSJ) and changbin feels his soul leave his body

next thing you fucking know seo changbin is kissing you he honestly tried to hold himself back but when you giggled he went ‘fuck it’

“THE SEVEN MINUTES ARE UP! IF Y’ALL AREN’T DATING YET WE AREN'T LETTING YOU OUT!”

hyunjin

mother fucking hwang hyunjin okay

hyunjin is a confident flirt until you flirt with him if you flirt with him while he’s flirting with you he will combust

when the closet door closed he honestly felt confident and made you flustered by making suggestive comments and standing just a biiiiiiit too close to you and oh god his hand is on your arm

he kept going making you flustered and feel like you were gonna explode like your mind went blank

but then you get some brain back and you’re like wait a minute i should flirt with him and then he’ll get a boner die! great!

wait no!!!!!!!!

you run your fingers softly over his arm, just slightly so he can feel your fingers are there and he goes red

hyunjin: flirts with you

you: flirts back

hyunjin: (=･□･=)

you’re being mean to him!!!! he’s supposed to mean to you!!!!!! what is this!!!!!?????? a fanfiction??????

“you okay there, hyunnie?” you smile teasingly, resting your palm on his face, feeling how hot it is (rly fucn hot)

you moved closer to him, your lips now really close to his neck h e c a n f e e l y o u r b r e a t h i n g o n h i s n e c k w h a t t h e f u c k r i c h a r d

just as you’re about to put your lips on his neck— “THE SEVEN MINUTES ARE UP!”

you pulled away with a teasing chuckle, kissing his cheek “that was nice we should do that again sometime,”

jisung

ah yes han jisung; a confident hot mess

so like he’s a cocky bastard but he’s also a babie who will die if you catch him off guard

the entire night he’s been hoping the bottle would land on you and he could get a chance to kiss you in the dark like he’s dreamt of doing for like the past 7 months

when he spun the bottle and it did land on you he deadass threw his fist in the air in victory (you went: °＿° )

jisung made sure to wink at you when you walked into the closest. (to like clarify: it wasn’t making you uncomfortable or anything you’re very good friends and joke like that all the time SDGHSJ)

the door close and jisung goes “just you and me, baby,” because he’s a little bitch who wants to kill you like that

(jisung; “we have all the time in the world”

you: “we only have seven minutes?????”)

he was being a little bitch and teased you so much just standing a little too close, touching you lightly, he's probably flirting with you but like whispering the words directly into your ear (it’s lowkey gross but jisungs hot so you don’t say anything sdghJkssgjss)

by this point (which is 5 minutes in) you’re a m e s s; face: hot ears: hot heart: beating way faster than what is considered healthy and jisung is just proud he made you this flustered

his hand is caressing your cheek so he can feel how hot it is that bitch

but like then felix yells “THERES 2 MINUTES LEFT!” and you’re like “haha what if i,,,,,teased the fuck out of this bitch boy,,,,,???? yeah i’m gonna do it

so you slowly take his hand from your face and intertwine your fingers and jisung is like haha???? what???? but you’re also a bitch so you don’t care

you run your fingers all over his biceps and telling him stuff like “jisungie, you’re so strong,” because you know what it does to him jisung has a praise kink

so obviously jisung flushes red but before he can get anymore flustered felix becomes his savior with his way too loud yell “THE SEVEN MINUTES ARE UP!”

felix

felix……….felix lee…….lee yongbok……. i lowkey think minho calls him yongbok because he finds it too difficult to pronounce felix lol

felix….. babie…………..felix…..shy..babie …….felix…..best boy……………….felix… owner of my heart……..

like i said in the other thingy felix is kinda hard to place because like yeah he’s babie but he’s also from down there where being called a cunt is a compliment

but most importantly he’s babie and a shy babie that is

okay when the bottle lands on you felix is already sweating bullets and he’s so so so so so scared you can smell it sdghsjs

he tries to keep distance in the closet and make space between the two of you (more for his sanity than yours)

he probably makes small talk (felix is definitely the type of person to talk about the weather with a stranger at a bus stop) asking you stuff like “how are you?” “anything interesting happen lately?” “do you know about my giant crush on you?” “yes”

you make the first move you move closer to him until he can feel you. you run your fingers through his hair to get him worked up

“your hair is so soft, lix,”

“t-th-thank-thank you, i s-stole the shampoo from hyunji-hyunjin”

you laugh slightly at that because can he get more adorable yes

you brush some hair out of his face with a teasing smile and felix is just like ready to die

you know about his crush on you seeing as he isn’t very good at keeping it a secret — the way he looks at you for a bit too long than everybody else and the way his cheeks turn red whenever you talk to him

he’s very obvious lol

you brushed your lips against his, hearing how his breath hitches. your arms around his neck playing with his hair because you’re mean ://

you keep brushing your lips against his and he is just ready to see the light if you don’t fucking press your lips against his completely- oh fuck are you actually gonna do it??!?!!!!!?????!!?????

your lips are so close to his. they’re touching but not pressed together now. oh my god oh my god oh my go-“THE SEVEN MINUTES ARE UP!”

seungmin

the dandiest boy yes

seungmin is a playful person even more so with his crush (aka u)

he’s always teasing you n calling you an idiot

now seungmin is a meanie and knows you have a crush on him and trust me babe he uses it to his full advantage (HE DOESNT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU SCHFGJJDKS I MEAN LIKE HE TEASES YOU A LOT BECAUSE HE KNOWS IT MAKES YOU DIE SFSHSJS)

and trust me bois it’s even worse in a small closet

he closes the closet door after asking u if you’re ready for the dark because his mother raised him to be a gentleman

he makes sure to stand close beside you, his hand brushing against yours all the time it makes you want to hold his hand goddamnit seungmin !! let me hold your hand!!!!!!!!!

your breath get shaky when he moves you so you’re facing him instead of the inside of the door. he fucking Listen this bitch kim seungmin fucking begins running his fingers slowly and softly over your lipsssssjsjhsHhshwhaajHSHAHSHAJJAWJ

and you’re over here like (=･0･=) seungmin you bitch

he’s teasing you the entire time leaning close to you to see how flustered you look actually finally takes your hand holding it tightly in his making your heart go boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom what no i didn’t copy paste the lyrics

“you okay there, angel?”

t h a t b i t c h

“wh-what? y-y-ye-yeah im...im..im fine…. haha why- why wouldn’t -why wouldn’t i be…? haha…” no don’t make me flustered your so sexy aha

god he’s embarrassing you

he actually fucking actually peaks your lips to which you let out a small sqeak to which he fucking laughed at you that bitch

“THE SEVEN MINUTES ARE UP!”

jeongin

jeongin is the actual devil don’t be fooled by his cute face

aright so my boy jeongin is in love with you and have been for like 9 months

why doesn’t he confess you may ask and i’m gonna reply it’s because he’s a coward

he knows jisung hyunjin felix n seungmin planned for him to end up in the closet with u even before it happened

they were all up in his business before they left the dorm all like “make sure your lips aren’t chapped you may have to kiss someone wink wink” yes jisung did say wink wink out loud and shit like that

so when the bottle landed on you he couldn’t say he was surprised lol he did give the middle finger to the four as he walked into the closet

“so….what should we do for the next seven minutes?” he asked you, surprisingly calm he was surprised at how calm he sounded sfghdkshdk

i said surprised too much

despite how calm he sounded he wasn’t calm at all; his hands were sweatier than they had ever been and his heart was beating far to fast

he can barely look at you for too long without turning red as a tomato so imagine how he feels when he’s locked in a closet with you

“well we could do what they expect us to,”

oh you bitch

jeongin flushed red, ears and cheeks heating up to an alarming warmth like earth

“y-you me-mea-mean k-kiss-kiss?”

“hmm,” you confirmed, cupping his face making him go feral because of fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck you’re so close to him oh fuck oh fuck

you do actually kiss lol — you slowly lean close to him giving him a chance to back away. you stop just before your lips touch

“we don’t have to,” you whisper.

H E C A N F E E L Y O U R B R E A T H O N H I S L I P S HELLO POLICE???

“i-i want...i want to…” and with that your lips are on his and his heart just goes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“THE SEVEN MINUTES ARE UP! YALL BETTER BE DATING!”

#omg its done hi~~ #stray kids #skz #stray kids scenarios #stray kids scenario #stray kids reactions #stray kids au #stray kids imagines #stray kids x reader #skz scenarios #skz imagines #skz x reader #bang chan #bang chan imagines #lee minho #minho imagines #lee know imagines #seo changbin #changbin imagines #hwang hyunjin #hyunjin imagines #han jisung #jisung imagines #han imagines #lee felix lee #felix imagines #kim seungmin #seungmin imagines #yang jeongin #jeongin imagines

[puppyvenom]

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#self care #mental health #chronic health #chronic illness #mental illness #mental health tips #self care tips #sludge speaks

[mycomori]

i have to deal w all the insurance shit tomorrow and it’s stressing me out because i really just need to get that sorted and because of it i missed therapy AGAIN so now i’ve got a wait until tuesday and i really need it cause i already missed last week and i’m jist i’m trying not to let this get to me but i keep thinking of this hadn’t happened i would be okay like i would be in a good place but life can never fucking let me have that whenever i get stable it inevitably gets taken away from me again no matter how hard i try and everyone thinks i’m fine but it makes me want to die like an desire i had to live was already so small but having the same fuckig shit happen iver and over again just kills me and like filling out this paperwork is shitty b it hit even the real problem the idea of getting with her job just guts me like a fish like the idea of i’ve again onlh for things to inevitably end the same like j jjst cantsdo it i cant do it again but j dotn have a choice so i like i have to work so whag can i do? all i know is i’ve accepted that i will be saying as little as possible at any job i do get next. like i just give up at this point. i don’t know what else to do. it’s like everything about me is wrong and i am reminded of it over and over and over again and i anted it god i hated it there because it was constant but why can’t i just have a job and fucning work without suffering why does it always happen like this i can’t fucjing take it anymore but i have in no choice i have to work to survive but it’s killing ke i WANT to work hur everywhere i work turns out terrible like i just wnat a job j cab dedicate myself to whike o ik tenrenynag doesnt absue me that doesn’t get angry when i react to their treatment and start to break loek i cant donor anymore i cant the idea of doing it again send a me into a fuckjng spiral why doesn it always end uo lie this i can’t do tk again i cang fucjing do jt again but i have no choice. it’s like how i dotn want to kiev but i have no choice. il living a life i dont wnat tk live. and i’ve done everything i can ti survive it and make it better i’ve worked so hard but ive never gotten anywhere i’ve just gotten more used to dealing with it.

[hateboat]

bye! Bye!! BYE!!!!

#vent #gore ** #EVERYBODY FUCKGIGN HATES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! #IF THEY DONT THEYR JST WAITING FR ME TO FUCK UP SO THEY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO DUMP MY EXCUSE FO A CREATURE!!!!!! #ILITERALLY ONLY TRUST ONE PERSON RIGHT NOW AND THATS BECUASE THEY VAGUELY ACKNOWLEDGED ME!!!!!!! #EERYONE ELSE AHTES ME AND WANTS TO DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #WY AM I STILL ALIVE NO ONE EVEN FUCKIGN WANTS ME #EERYOENS GONE OUT OF THEIR WAY TO MAKE SURE THAT I AM AN ALONE DEPRAVED FUCKING MONSTER #I SHOULD DIE!!!!! HIT ME WITH A CARE THROW ME OFF A CLIFF CUT ME TO BITS MAKES SURE THERES NOT LEFT OF EM #IVE BEEN SKIRTING AROUND ABREAKDOWN FOR A FUCKGIN WEEK NOW HOW FUCN IS THAT!!!!!! #OH NO OOPSY DAISYS I THINK ITS HERE ITS HREE IRS HERE ITS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #TARS ME LIMB BY LIMB AND DUMP ME FAR AWAY TO ROT AND BE FORGETTON #GONE GONE GONE HONE HONE GOEN GONE HONE #THERES NOT A SINGLE HUMAN ON THIS EARTH WHO CARES FOR WHAT I AM OR WHAT IVE EVER DONE AND THATS AA ITSHOULD BE #BREAK ME BREAK ME BREAK ME BREAK ME BREAK ME BREAKE ME BREAK ME BREKAE ME #IM!!!! USELESS WASTE OF SPACE WHY AM I HER EHERE HER HERE HERE HERE HEREE #ILL NEVER BE LOVED LR CARED FOR OR ANYTHIGN SO WHY EVEN BOTHER FUCKIGGN LIVING #EERYONE WHOS EVER CARED HAS FOUDN OUT HOW HORRIBLE I AM BY NOW #IM ALL OUT OF PEOPLE W EMPATHY TO PASS TO ME #JSTS FUCKIGN RUIN ME #KILL ME WHERE I STAND!!!! DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO TI DOT IT #THE ONE PERSON WHO COULD MAKE ME FEEL HAPPINESS IS IGNORING ME AVOIDING ME HATING ME!!!!!!!! #WHY BOTHER LIVING IF THATS ALL THATS EVERY GOING TO HAPPEN #boat sketch

[littletoybabyboy]

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[gayspock]

dont rb, rply... last bost and then i’ll Bury these babies

even getting angry over it is so.... cowardly, really. i should really just fucking face the fact im better off dead instead of trying to Mask it in twenty levels of denial and shitty emotions, stop trying to Blame it on other peoplee, and just fucn Swallow the fact i am a fucking. trashbag. and shits my Fault. and i cant do Squat. and stop getting so Whiny about it and just fucking Die because thats the Logical conclusion you can draw from such a worthless, fucking burden of an existence.

like i dont fucking know. i dont know why im alive still. theres fucking nothing for me and i dont know why the fuck i bother to cling on, and i say this every time  - i whine about this, every time!!! oh no. im fucking garbage at everything, i just mess everything up, im stupid and im incompetent and i fucking Break things just by touchin ‘em and im always Far more trouble than its worth and God Knows everyone just gives up on that kinda Wreck. slike you know when everything just Falls apartlike i cant!!! god, i dotn know. i just wish there was somethin to fuckin hold onto but i have no future im Stuck in this house with a family that rightfully fucking Hate my guts i cant live for my fucking Self because everythingss just Hurting and Horrible and Miserable and reminds me of how much of a Colosal fuck up i am and god knows its sso Fucking pathetic trying to find people who want me because i never anything more than a big Fucking joke in the end and maybe thats what im Kinda upset the most about right now like. 

like you know when slike!!! you feel so so worthless and people are like “stop saying that” and slike. im not ssaying it because i WANT you to validate me or im fishing for people to be like “no no no” aand i know some people do that and i dont want to Seem like that person i just. but i genuienly dont want th at and i ahte that i fucking. hate when people take Such fucking pity on you for being uch a fucking w aste of space and they pretend to fuckin like you out of pity and they pretend like they care and mayb they Think they do!!! maybe they Think they believe they actually respect you, because they want to think that theyd see someone that way!! 

but then the Reali-tea of it all is they think youre a fucing j oke and not in a !!! cruel way they jsut. think youre a fucking w reck and. think yorue being stupidd and pathetic and they know be tter they always know fucking better and i dont now im jsut. im sick of people sometmes??? im sick of people just shutting me down and not lsitening to me when i try to talk, and they dont even knoww theyre doing it, but its like !! actions speak louder than words, man, and even though youre constantly trying to Reassure me that u value u me as a person, its so Horribly obvious when you dont even give me a fuckin Platform to speak, or even try to understand me, that slike??? im nothing to you, im Nothing at all really and i jsut. i dont know. like you kknow when people treat you wih disrespect but sliek. they dont even kno theyre doin it and its like!! thAT HURTS a lot more because its not even malicious or them trying to make themselves feel better its the fact You are not deserving of it and you are so iincompetent and fucking wo ethelss and i dont know maybe im being too fucking. much here i just.

like i jsut kinda... i dont know. i wish i was Worth as much as everyone else and i wish i couldd be just.f feel like im an Equal person amongst peers but it always jsut feels lik im the stupid fucking joke and i jsut. maaan i jsst wish i felt a little Reeal for once and had a fuckin purpsoe and i wish my feelings mattered and maybe thats childish and god knows im one childish bastard but i ufcking. bbwhewjeughdhdj. 

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