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#have i said this before
mysicklove 2 months
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wish i had a dick so i can cum all over gojos face
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peribytes 1 month
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jasper would NOT enjoy rock or metal or any of that. she HATES music. TURN THAT STUPID NOISE OFF she says while shaking her fist at you.
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avspol 5 days
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POLNAREFF YOU WOULD LOVE THE PRINCESS BRIDE
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jacuzziwaters 11 months
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It's genuinely astounding to me when people say that they go to their mother for help or advice. I can't fathom having a conversation with this woman that required me to be vulnerable in any way. Just me answering after she asks how my day was feels like I'm giving too much information.
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1racoon7trenchcoats 7 months
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Charles Deetz 馃 Tom Houston
The traumatic death of their (affectionately) strange wife leads to a strangled relationship with their child that results in meeting with a crass green demon. They decide to bang a ginger about it. (Said ginger has an ex-husband that ended on unusual terms)
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dustyjumpwjngs 2 months
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rip harry crosby you would have loved the barbie movie
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dustjacketmusings 7 months
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I'm convinced the reason black cats are considered bad luck is because you trip over them in the dark
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roseandgold137 9 months
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Ariana Dzerchenko and Darla Aquista are gfs, the world just isn鈥檛 ready to hear it
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running up that hill is the perfect thasmin song because it is also simultaneously a thoschei song with a completely different driving sentiment
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meme-streets 9 months
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thinking about when i called clint eastwood pretty in front of my irl friends and they were like "i think we have very different definitions of pretty, i'd say he's more ruggedly handsome" yeah we have different definitions and mine is right cause where the fuck are you getting rugged from. the beard?? facial hair does not a rugged countenance make
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gameboy-berry 9 months
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Don't like how the takeaway from some fans and even creators is that they dislike the impact HFJone and II2 had for.... Inspiring other people to do different things with their shows? They're not perfect but these people are acting like stuff like going in depth and a more serious tone is an inherently bad or annoying thing. You can just say you don't like it... Plus there are DOZENS of other shows with comedy and characters being chodes anyways... I'm tired of people saying that those types of shows are gone or not as available now.
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bogmonstergeneral 8 months
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man david tennant was my first doctor. i was probably nine or ten when i first saw him. he鈥檚 the only actor from my childhood that i鈥檝e kept up with into my adulthood.
now look at us!! i see the lines on his face - then i see the lines on mine!! we鈥檙e getting older. we鈥檙e getting old together (kinda.) everyone is. it鈥檚 a beautiful thing.
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sluttywonwoo 4 months
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what鈥檚 vernon鈥檚 best feature and why is it miss you
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jeansyvesmoreau 1 year
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Anyway I love dear reader!!!! my fourth drink in my hand these desperate prayers of a cursed man!!!!! how do you listen to that and not go insane
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fucked up how you make cookies but you cook makeys馃馃馃馃馃
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computerexploder 10 months
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does anyone want to teach me to fish
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