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idlesuperstar · 4 months
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this speaks to me on a molecular level
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quiddie · 2 months
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Someone warn Lily Du - there’s a coupe d’état (pun absolutely intended) coming 😈
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yesterdayiwrote · 4 months
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The most fucking annoying thing about all the "conflict of interest" gate is it's going to be F1 Academy and Susie that suffer as a result of it.
They're not going to lobby for Toto to move on and dissociate from Mercedes, they'll want Susie fired, so F1 Academy will lose the person spearheading it, despite her clearly being the best qualified person for the role right now. Just as the series is finally going to get an opportunity to take off, it will lose its rudder and get derailed before its begun.
And even if they DON'T find anything of note, it's Susie's reputation that will end up being tarnished, because its always women that bear the brunt of these things, despite F1 and 'conflict of interest' going hand in hand since records began.
And all this for a tabloid magazine article by someone who not only is banned from the paddock, but has been on the receiving end of numerous libel cases from people inside the paddock.
The FIA are trying to appear like they're being 'fair and thorough and authoritative' but they're not, they're just legitimising the accusations when it's not really their issue to investigate. It's shameful politicking and it's yet another example of the FIAs internalised misogyny. Where was their investigation into the allegations about Mohammed Ben Sulayem? Or is it only when it suits them?
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aanthonyvb · 8 months
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More poto Italy inspired stuff
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gunstellations · 2 months
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In the world I love
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In a different world
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depsidase · 9 months
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chrollohearttags · 6 months
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y’all won’t be satisfied until you run every black writer off this app and I’m so serious. Yes, I’m being rude to anybody that takes time out of their day to post some dumb ass remarks (a recycled one at that) and uses it to disrespect black writers of any capacity. Sitting up screaming about wanting more representation and the black reader fics being nonexistent but y’all get mad about everything. Yes, I’m cussing y’all out everytime I see it and I’m blocking idc. Free, FREE content that people took time to create, y’all are being nasty about it. We don’t owe y’all grace or kindness. Especially when we can see the hypocrisy. Go to hell with gas undies on and leave us alone. And please write whatever y’all want and fuck these people. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
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they r friends and if u disagree with me i'll fight you in a gas station parking lot -- petrol station parking lot -- paved area without help around
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alien-bluez · 1 month
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Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?
+ more under the cut!
check out this fic inspired by this piece above! It's very very good.
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skyppl-e · 1 month
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oh yeah.... im making aus now.... florist au but al haitham is a part time employee at the plant nursery tighnari owns and kaveh keeps running into him
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grayluforever · 2 months
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I loved this much, its about the best thing she did, but killing sir pentious was the WORST MISTAKE VIVZIEPOP HAS EVER MADE
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actual-changeling · 4 months
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look, you can argue that in season 1 they both had a plan, but let's be real here—they both SUCKED. then again, at least one would have worked and it's not aziraphale's.
crowley looked at that gigantic, inevitable mess and went "no child = no apocalypse, gotta kill him unfortunately". would have worked.
meanwhile aziraphale did the equivalent of staring at a burning building and then going "let me call my boss" instead of the fucking fire brigade.
they're both so smart but trauma makes you stupid sometimes.
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Seriously Felix, jerking off and just chilling in cum filled bathwater. And then going to fuckin bed, no shower or anything? Nah! This bitch was putting on a show. Babygirl was begging for it and Ollie missed every obvious "hint".
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mechamedusa · 7 months
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draken and daddy kink!! him wanting you to call him daddy when you fuck or even in the privacy of your home! his deep rumbly voice next to your ear going "is daddy making you feel good?" while he has two fingers knuckles deep in your pussy, pressing on that tender spot that makes your eyes cross. or when he's fucking up into your tight drooly cunt, saying "you're daddy good little fucktoy". i'm 😖😖😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
𝐂𝐖 ♱ 18+! daddy kink (duh), softdom!draken, terms used: baby girl
UGH YOURE KILLING ME HERE
i’m imagining that this starts because of a little… slip up on your end. a slip of the tongue, really.
i mean, who could blame you? with the way he was fucking you. giving you his whole dick with you on your stomach and his hand gripping your hip to pull you up into each downward thrust, so he was really hitting that spot. your brain had turned to mush ages ago, so when he asked you if “you love this dick?” you just let your real feelings slip out. “yes, daddy, yes! yesyesyes—!”
but then he was slowing to a stop (much to your dismay), curling himself over you and snaking his hand under your jaw to pull your face up so he could hear you more clearly.
“what did you call me?”
the growl in your ear sent a shiver down your spine. truthfully, you weren’t even sure what he was talking about. the things that come out of your mouth when he’s pounding into you are not conscious, nor are they your responsibility. had you said something wrong? oh shit, had you called him somebody else’s name? you were panicking — you wouldn’t do that would you? no, it couldn’t have been that, so what the fuck did you say?
but then he was rolling his hips into you, thick cock sliding back in deep, and it was like he knocked the word loose again.
“d-daddy!”
you were mortified, honestly. your daddy kink was like your dirty little secret. you hadn’t told him how you’d refer to him as that when you’d touch yourself, all alone and hushed, mewling it to the image of him you’d conjure up in your head to get yourself to the edge. you thought he’d judge you, or laugh at you, or be weirded out by the whole thing.
but that wasn’t the case at all.
in fact, you thought that, upon hearing you repeat it, his cock had thickened even more inside you.
“say it again,” he’d said, and you did, quiet and meek and so damn cute. he’d grinned so big, so wolfish, you thought he was going to devour you.
draken fucking loves it when you call him daddy.
and now it’s become a whole thing between you. and he learned quickly that referring to himself as daddy is the real fire starter.
because, you see, draken is a big tease. he loves to make you flustered, loves the way you go all quiet and avert your eyes. and he’s hit the flustering jackpot with this whole “daddy” thing.
“c’mere baby girl, give daddy a kiss,” he’ll say with a sly smile when he gets home from work. you always roll your eyes, but he can see that little lip bite you’re trying to hide.
or when he wants you closer, he’ll give his thigh a light pat and drawl out to you, “come sit on daddy’s lap.” he can feel the heat beneath your cheeks when he starts peppering them with kisses.
his favorite, though, he loves to pull out when he knows you want something from him. whether you’re burying your face in his neck while you grind down on his lap, or you’re squeezing his hand harder in public and looking at him with heavy-lidded eyes. he’ll drop his lips to your ear, make sure nobody else who might be around will overhear, and tell you in that rumbling tone of his,
“tell daddy what you want, and he’ll give it to you.”
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64sue · 4 months
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DAMNNNN LORD LIKE OMFG DAMN 😮‍💨🫁🥵🥵
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arsenicflame · 5 months
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episode 8 fix it where izzy does get shot, but it doesnt kill him- its on the left side after all! a gunshot does more damage than a sword, so he has a longer healing time ahead, and with him still learning how to live missing a leg, they all agree that its best he doesn't sail away with them, that itd be better if he stayed on land while he recovers
conveniently, he just so happens to know two men who are looking to start an inn on land! he can stay with them, help them complete repairs (god knows neither of them knows what theyre doing themselves) he can whittle little souvenirs on his sick bed; he can help moderate their ideas ("theres no point picking drapes yet stede, we don't have a fucking window") he can heal in peace.
maybe he could try being someone else other than the great izzy hands, maybe he could make something new here. no captains, no first mates, just izzy and ed and stede
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