Tumgik
#have whatever the fuck this is
happyandticklish · 2 years
Text
Shy vampire ler that can't help but apologize every time their teeth accidentally tickle the other, and confident human lee that's constantly begging them to bite them more cause it tickles.
"You know I'm really sensitive right here, in the crook of my neck"
"O-Oh, I see, I'll make sure to avoid that area then"
"You don't have to~"
Cue flustered vampire noises.
150 notes · View notes
voltaical-art · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
HE WAS SEVENTEEN. AGHHH ULDER WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
16K notes · View notes
pigswithwings · 9 days
Text
above all else a trans woman is a person. above all else a trans women is a woman who goes to the same grocery store as you and buys fruits in the same grocery cart as you and goes home and eats her dinner the same as you. above all else a trans woman is a woman who dresses like you do and talks the same way you do. above all else a trans woman is a woman who wants to be cared about the same way you want to be cared about and a trans woman is a woman who makes friends the same way you make friends. above all else you should care about trans women because they are people. treat her as such.
11K notes · View notes
noknowshame · 1 year
Text
why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
106K notes · View notes
chocochococoffee · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
what happens when you change your web standards to be only english-speaker inclusive
17K notes · View notes
artschoolglasses · 10 months
Text
Americans not giving a shit about the wildfires burning down forests and homes in Canada until smoke starts spreading across the border. Meanwhile Indigenous communities across the country are far more likely to be impacted by the fires and I’ve seen all of one link to a charity and about nine million memes. 🙃
18K notes · View notes
mipexch · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I WAS MADE FOR YOU // YOU WERE MADE FOR ME
7K notes · View notes
lotus-pear · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
lore accurate teen soukoku. the worsties ever
4K notes · View notes
stuckinapril · 3 months
Text
friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me
#It’s just so different#even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol#in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps#if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it#esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends#no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr#u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS#meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life#this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation#like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !!#& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers#who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them#and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends#it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me#I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc#like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this#so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works#p
6K notes · View notes
xitsensunmoon · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media
I think this is like the most effort I ever put into something that was supposed to be a funny goofy but then turned into me giggling and kicking my feet. I'm in need for soft Moon cuddles, with all his gremlin energy still present...
Close ups, mostly Moon's limbs because I like how they're gripping the net fkdkkd
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
And finally the "reference" that started it all lmao😭
Tumblr media
4K notes · View notes
spottedgardeneelstan · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
romance route unlocked!
based on this post, which seemed like an interaction shen jiu would have
5K notes · View notes
spectral-honey · 2 years
Text
AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty
Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like "oh we're so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn't even use your father's extensive resources that could've easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren't we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession--"
29K notes · View notes
putridcowboy · 2 years
Text
the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex
77K notes · View notes
suiker · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
hey guys we’re almost to 0 followers thank you so much everyone
15K notes · View notes
Text
listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN
I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.
I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.
11K notes · View notes
momonica05 · 10 days
Text
He
He added carrots
He added carrots to stardew valley...
I've never been happier
1K notes · View notes