#having a very mercenary relationship with Jashin

[fauvester]

using the gods and monsters and tender prompt for @kakuhidaweek to wedge in a jutsu swap au ‘cause it’s been living rent-free in my mind

#ITS TIME TO TENDERLY FUCK THE MONSTERS AWOOOOOO #nart tag #kakuhidaweek2020 #i'm just.. accidental jashinist kakuzu #having a very mercenary relationship with Jashin #i think the concept is blasphemously funny #like. I do not believe in you. but i kill a lot of people and I think that is very sexy and cool of me and you think so too #so you are going to sponsor me like a shinobi twitch streamer and give me this cool fuckt up jutsu #you KNOW he'd do more with it than Hidan. Hidan only cares about the aesthetic. #kakuzu'd find some way to like.. carve the curse sigil on his chest so he doesnt have to stay in one place on the ground. #improvise. adapt. overcome. #(i know i've already expounded on kakuzu with earth grudge fear AND curse mode.. but thats too OP for poor baby Hidan to try to compete with #and you know that earth himbo fear would have an awful good time throwing his limbs at people #and whipping them back like an automatic power cord on a vacuum cleaner #YEET twhipthwipthwipthwipthwip #it's pretty much how he uses his scythe already.. just put the scythe in a retractable hand #anyways....... shmanyways... truly unraveled #(im still not happy with this piece AAAA but the concept is nut-confiscating to me)