#having an identity crisis

[sweetluvss]

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#having an identity crisis #resisting the urge to dye my hair black #I vowed to never do it again #buttttt

[yangjeongin]

HYUNJIN | happy chuseok with stray kids ep. 1

#hwang hyunjin #stray kids #bystay #createskz #staysource #malegroupsnet #hyunjin #*gif #*ccarly #*hyunjin #*carly:hyunjin #hello i am late but i made a nine set anyway love this guy #also made this instead of felix's bday set LMAO orange k*lled me i needed to give up for a few hours #i think my coloring is evolving y'all i keep turning off a Core Layer to the psd bc i don't like how it looks often now #having an identity crisis #like does this still look like my coloring...is that layer all i am......math lady meme

[contrivedchaos]

Lucifer Morningstar makes me question my status as a Lesbian™️ every god-damn day. How is this little depressed twink of a man so perfect. How does he have my heart so completely enthralled. Why does his goofy little snakeboy smile make me vomit pure liquid love juice. Someone explain it to me, please. Having a crisis here.

#lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #having an identity crisis

[kittenmi1k]

i think i am learning that i’m a switch in the way that i want to degrade men and break their masculinity but then when a woman even looks in my direction i melt and lose every ounce of dignity i have

#—txt. #—mine. #is that called being a switch or #listen i don’t know anything about labels anymore #but when a man comes for my intelligence i just want to make him grovel and beg #having an identity crisis #nsft text #ns/fw text #nsft tumblr #wlw ns/ft #nsft wlw #bisexual nsft #nsft sapphic #sapphic nsft #sapphic sexting #switch4switch #wlw ns/fw #sapphic blog #sapphic ns/fw

[sneasedtomeetyou]

I KEEP TAKING THE QUIZ AND I STILL HAVENT GOTTEN MYSELF. WHAT GIVES.

#HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS #WHO AM I

[chasani]

I TOOK A GENERATION QUIZ AND I GOT GEN X I DON'T ACT THAT OLD DO I?????

#HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS

[neversummerdecker]

in my Matteo Florenzi era rn

#oversized sweater #always super tired #having an identity crisis #Druck #Matteo florenzi #davenzi

[whimhaven]

once the urge hits to change your url, it never goes away 😩🤚🏾

#shanna.txt #having an identity crisis #i have like 3 urls saved 🤏🏾 #finally at a point where i love everything about my blog but my name #do i just say fuck it n switch

[debbiechanclub]

Is it obligatory in NJPW that if you switch factions you need to dramatically change your look

#zack 🤝 sanada #having an identity crisis

[70slesbian]

do i look like a normie straight girl? now that i’m single again and can’t hang off the arm of my gf and show off that i’m Gay i need to look gay.

#me #having an identity crisis

[kitsnicket]

Accepting the fact that I am made of contradictions 🙏

#having an identity crisis

[fourteenth-doctor]

melodyspond → fourteenth-doctor

how long have i been waiting to use this url? well– [gets yanked off stage] 

#url change #i've only been melodyspond since i made this blog #having an identity crisis

[bbytamaki]

username change: 💭

having to change all my links: 🧍🏾‍♀️

#having an identity crisis

[arzooooo]

i changed my background color but i can't choose and icon!!! should i do bjork?? should i do a desi queen?? or what about ditching people, choose a non corporeal entity??

#having an identity crisis #on the one hand im used to having a woman as my icon it feels more me #on the other hand ive wanted to try those transparent icons for a while #the icon should also fit the the kind of stuff i post and reblog! #oof

[kidkubrick]

((if I can't dress like I'm wearing mike erhmantrauts hand-me-down clothing then what is it all for))

#out of character. #having an identity crisis #leaning HARD into grandpa fashion these days smh 😔😔😔

[thevoidstaredback]

Okay, so, crisis averted. Both of them, really. Red Robin had not asked or attempted to get any more of Danny's drink and the World Ending Crisis was less World Ending and more World Threatening. Either way, no one is hyped up in lethal amounts of caffeine and the world is in no more pieces than it had been before.

That brings attention to a new problem, though. It's uniquely Danny's problem and Constantine and Zatanna and Deadman won't stop laughing at him. He's also pretty sure that Raven is laughing at him in the privacy of her mind, so that's making him feel worse.

The problem is that every single hero that had been at the meeting a week ago that was not a part of the JLD has been overly concerned about him.

So what if he half died when he was fourteen and therefore will never look over either fourteen or eighteen? So what if he consumes enough caffeine to kill an elephant within a few minutes? What is he gonna do, die? That's not a real threat as long as he only fights as Phantom.

Ignoring the fact that he can, in fact, get hurt to the point of near death as Phantom. It's not like anyone knows that, though! Besides, ghosts run on god rules. They can't die, only fade when forgotten. People aren't likely to forget about most ghosts, though, even if they can't remember their names.

He's not gonna share that, though. Let Batman keep his contingency that won't work because the only contingency that will work for Phantom is the one he made himself. Tried and tested! He's marked it off of his Bingo Card.

Anyway. Heros and their kids/proteges have been trying to track him down for the entire week. He can't risk even leaving the House of Mysteries because the Supers are all probably listening out for him and they can't hear him through magic. It sucks. He just wants to go get a cup of coffee as Danny. The second he leaves, though, the Supers will be on him like bloodhounds. He'd leave as Danny, but the rest of the JLD don't know what he looks like as Danny and he'd like to keep it that way, thank you very much. Being stuck as Phantom was going to start causing issues to his human half if he doesn't get to leave soon.

Should he risk it? Is coffee that won't kill him really worth risking the Supers finding out his civilian identity? Sure, they wouldn't tell anyone, but he didn't like the idea of someone being able to pick him out of a crowd when all he wanted to do was blend in. It's why he avoided Gotham and Bludhaven, actually, but that's both self explanatory and another story for another time.

"You're still here?" Zatanna sat on the couch beside him. "You're normally gone by now. You can't not be tired of us yet."

He sighed and sunk down into the couch slightly. "Believe me, I'm tired of being stuck here, but I can't leave. I can't leave as a human because you guys don't know what I look like and, no offense, but I'd like to keep it that way. I can't leave as I am now because Superman will be on my ass quicker than I can blink!" He whined this time, "I just want a cup of coffee."

"What about your special brew?" Raven asked, coming into the room.

"I want to drink coffee as a human. That stuff will kill me if I drink it as a human."

"At least you know your limits."

"That sounded like a dig at someone, Z."

"It was."

"Why don't you just go out under a protection spell?" Raven offered, "We could cast one over you and you could leave. Superman can't hear through magic, so he won't be able to tell. Neither will Superboy."

Danny thought for a second. "You're a genius, Raven! Has anyone ever told you that?"

"A few times," she blushed.

"Well, it needs to be said more!"

Zatanna laughed. "Alright, kid, let's get you outside before you drive yourself crazy."

Practically vibrating in place, Danny waited for the protection spell to settle over him. The second it did, he was out the door and wandering the streets of whatever city the House of Mysteries decided to drop him as Danny instead of Phantom.

"Who are you," was not the question or voice he wanted to hear the second he stepped into the open as himself.

"Danny," he squeaked out through his absolute panic. He didn't dare turn around.

The sound of fabric moving minutely clues him in to the second person behind him. What the hell were these two doing out? It's the middle of the day and there's no attacks going on anywhere in Gotham!

"Where did you come from?" Robin asked.

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! This was really bad! Why did the House drop him *here* of all places? Does it *want* him to die again? It was very painful the first time, thank you very much! "Illinois?"

"Was that a question or an answer?" Why is Red Robin here now?!

"An-an answer?"

"Ah, you guys are scaring the little guy!" That was Nightwing. They're surrounding him! Why is Nightwing here? This is Gotham, not Bludhaven. "Give him some room to breathe."

They did not, in fact, give him room to breathe. Maybe coming outside was a bad idea. If he gets out of this no more dead than he already was, he was going to move to the middle of nowhere and become a hermit. Smallville is a town in the middle of nowhere, right? He'll retire as Phantom and move to Smallville until the people get suspicious and burn him as a witch-!

Maybe moving to a big city would be a better idea. Or locking himself in the basement of the House of Mysteries. Yeah, yeah that's a good idea.

"-even listening?"

Oh shit. They were still talking to him! Now is not the time to panic! "Gottagobye!" And then he was running.

Good job not panicking, Danny.

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