[IDs: Each of the images consists of a colored background, a colored rectangle at the top, a logo in the rectangle, some text under the rectangle, and three emojis at the bottom.
First Image: Background is golden, rectangle is dark reddish-pink. The logo is a a circle with a stylized mountain inside, and the words “Yellowstone Magic” written in script over it, with a single sparkly emoji inside as well. Next to the logo is written “Logo by Lucky Penny on Discord” Yellow text reads: “Location: Yellowstone. Championships Won: 0. Size: Large. Remember that show about the horses? Friendship Is Magic? Well, in Blaseball, Magic is Friendship. The Yellowstone Magic can be spooky and weird at times, but they work hard to preserve fan comfort and "mossy vibes". They lean far more towards lore then stats, and have some delightful chants and slogans. Uppy Downy!” The emojis are sparkles.
Second: Yellow background, blue rectangle. Logo is two blue sneakers dangling by the laces from the words “Charleston Shoe Thieves”, with a bandit mask atop the words. Next to the logo is written “logo by chdhrrmnn on twitter”. The text is dark gray and reads: “Location: Charleston (state unknown). Championships Won: 1. Size: Medium-large. Overall Vibes: Win or lose, it's about the Shoes. But also Thieves Good. Sometimes, anyway. Well, if you disregard the curse. Yeah, the Thieves are kiiiind of cursed. Like, canonically, their players got cursed, which makes the fans a bit superstitious. It's probably fine though.” The emojis are sneakers.
Third: Bright green background, lighter green rectangle. The logo is a circle with a light orange triangle and a palm tree in the middle, and “Hawai’i” written around the top. The palm tree forms the I in the word “Fridays”. Next to the logo is written “unknown credit for logo--i found it on the wiki” The text is light blue and reads: “Location: Hawai’i. Championships Won: 0. Size: Medium-large. Overall Vibes: The Fridays pride themselves on their chill and kind vibes. They have no enemies (unless you count colonizers), but many friends, and hold the record for quickest partytime speedrun. They also have a side server (known as the Fricord), that fans are encouraged to join for all their non-Blaseball but still chill needs.” The emojis are palm trees on top of islands.
Fourth: Darker green background, dark blue rectangle. Logo is a drawing of a peppermint candy with “K” and “C” on the little wrapper ends and “Breath Mints” written around it. Next to the logo is written “Logo by nash_high on Twitter”. The text is red and reads “Location: Kansas City. Championships Won: 0. Size: Medium-small. The Breath Mints (The Breath Mints.) enjoy doing bits. Just, so many bits. The team being called The Breath Mints is a bit. They seem very intimidating on the outside, but internally, they’re…well, still kind of intimidating, but in a fun way! They have a very lowkey attitude towards lore, but an organized "parlimint" for voting strategy. The fans are very close, and rest assured The Breath Mints always have something up their sleeve.” The emojis are candies.
Fifth: Blue background, light blue rectangle. Logo is a drawing of an open mouth with a wave for a tongue and a Canadian flag inside, with the words “Moist Talkers” written around it in red. Next to the logo is written “Logo by @LongHairQ on Twitter”. Text is red and reads “Location: Canada. Championships Won: 2. Size: Medium-large. The Moist Talkers try and keep things balanced between lore and stats, to start with. Primarily, though, the Canadian Vibes are welcoming, memetastic (is that a word), and committed to the bit of being the Moist Team. They're a chill team, although firm when it comes to arranging trades with other teams, and very easy to get into, although you may want to stay clear if you dislike food crimes.” Emojis are silhouettes of a talking head.
Sixth: Orange-red background, orange rectangle. The logo is a drawing of the words “Baltimore Crabs”, with large crab claws and eyestalks coming out of the word crabs, and the word Baltimore made to look like its bobbing on water above the crab. Next to the logo is written “Logo by @/4damAvenue on Twitter”. Text is dark brown and reads: “Location: Baltimore. Championships Won: 4. Size: Medium-large. Crabs Good, Crabs Bad, Crabs Good, Crabs....Crabs. The Crabs have one of the most storied histories in Blaseball and some fascinating lore, but have a split strategy discussion policy so that lore and stats are both considered come Election. The majority of Crab Activity (Crabtivity?) is in their side server, the Crabitat!” Emojis are crabs. End IDs.]
ITS DONE!!!!!!!! ITS DONE!!!!! I DID IT!!!!!! i have compiled Vibe Checks for EVERY team in blaseball!!! (assuming no new ones show up.)
ANYWAY! yes! it’s done!!! newcomers to blaseball rejoice--here you can find fairly accurate descriptions of what a team’s deal even is!!! make your choice wisely, good friends, and remember: We Are All Love Blaseball.
Mild Low (you are here!)
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