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jobethdalloway · 1 year

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checkingoutforheroes · 3 months

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Stop it.

Y/n: There you are. I've been looking for you.

Natasha: You need to stop it.

Y/n: What?

Clint: Who?

Natasha: Stop imagine that I'm here. I'm not here anymore.

Clint: Who are you looking for, Y/n?

Y/n: ...

Y/n: No one.

Clint: Y/n..

Y/n: I'm fine. Let's go.

*GIF credits to owner

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iwannabealice · 9 months

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clint: what do rainbows mean to you?

wade: gay rights

kate: there's money

matt: the sign of god's promise to never destroy the whole earth with a flood

peter: it is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops

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bishopsmacaroni · 3 months

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Yelena: I may be short but that doesn't mean I'm not tough! *aggressively tries to open a Caprisun* Kate: Kate: Would you like me to open it for you? Yelena: *voice crack* Yes please.

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mamaspidershit · 6 months

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Clint, bursting into the room: It’s missing! Natasha, facing the other way: What’s missing? Clint: The thing! Natasha, turning to face him with baby Peter in her arms: What thing? Clint: Oh there it is. Natasha: You meant our child?

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marvelflame2010 · 2 years

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Pov: Wolverine meets the Avengers.

Nick Fury: Alright gang, this is Logan, aka Wolverine. He’s going to be staying with us for the next couple of months. Please show him the proper respect.

Bruce: Hello Logan. Pleased to meet you. I’m Bruce-

Logan: Banner. I know who you are. I’m not too sure about the rest

Sam: Then we can go around and introduce ourselves. Say our name, powers, and a fun fact. I’ll go first. I’m Sam Wilson, Captain America. And I’m from Louisana. You’ll meet the rest of us later

Wanda: I’m Wanda. I can move stuff with my mind and read minds. I touched a stone to get my powers.

Kate: I’m Kate Bishop. I shoot a bow and arrow and I teamed up with Hawkeye to save Christmas.

Peter: I’m Peter, aka Spiderman. Basically, I got bit by a spider and I’m a hero now.

Yelena: I’m Yelena Boleva, Natasha Romanoff’s sister. I am carrying her legacy and I save the day using pistols, poses, and widow bites.

Bucky: I’m Bucky. I have a metal arm and I am an assassin from the 1940′s.

Logan: Oh ok. And who’s the cute redhead?

Y/n: Y/n. I’m an assassin/goddess of fire. I have a metal leg and I know magic. My brothers are the gods, Thor and Loki.

Bucky: Yes, and she’s MY doll. So if you don’t wanna get knocked out, stop flirting with her.

Sam: OK, Peter, why don’t you help me show Logan to his room. Logan, you’ll be sleeping in between Pietro and Kate.

Logan: Ok then. *leaves room with Peter and Sam*

Y/n: I have a feeling you’re not going to like Logan.

Bucky: Nope

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incorrectquotesandmadness · 1 year

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Carol: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Sam: ...I did. I broke it. Carol: No. No you didn't. Yelena? Yelena: Don't look at me. Look at Kate. Kate: What?! I didn't break it. Yelena: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Kate: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Yelena: Suspicious. Kate: No, it's not! Peter: If it matters, probably not, but Kamala was the last one to use it. Kamala: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Peter: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Kamala: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Peter! Sam: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Carol. Carol: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Peter: Carol... Yelena's been awfully quiet. Yelena: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Carol, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Carol: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Carol: Carol: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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raiisakitsune · 2 years

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Steve: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Bucky: Several traffic violations.

Clint: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Sam: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Nat: Also, that’s not our car

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super-marvel-dc · 2 years

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Kate: Hey, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?

Y/N: Technically a mix of green and blue?

Kate: So blurple.

Y/N: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.

Kate: Would you rather have freaking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?

Y/N: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

Request by @jacelion

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jobethdalloway · 7 months

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giveamadeuschohisownmovie · 1 year

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Ellie Williams: (nervously) Look, just so you know, I’m not some total noob, right? Um…anyways, I was a little overwhelmed back there, but I really held my own with those douchebags. You know, some people have called me the world’s greatest archer!

Joel Miller: (unimpressed) Yeah? Are you one of those people?

Ellie Williams: Well…uh, one of them is, yes.

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Kate Bishop: Can I ask you a serious question?

Clint Barton: Yeah.

Kate Bishop: “Why did the scarecrow get an award?”

Clint Barton: …he was outstanding in his field.

Kate Bishop: You dick! Did you read this!?

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bishopsmacaroni · 7 months

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Clint: How did you two get in an accident?

Yelena: She was driving and there was a deer on the road so I yelled "Kate, deer!"

Clint: And?

Yelena: Tell him what you said, Kate.

Kate: I said "yeah, babe?"

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jemilyswhor3 · 2 years

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Yelena: You should answer it.

Kate: Why don't you answer it?

Yelena: Because you're the one he's calling. Besides I'm scared of him.

Kate: I thought you were brave?

Yelena: Yeah, but it's Nick Fury we're talking about.

Peter: I'm getting deja vu here...

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mamaspidershit · 9 months

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Kate: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Clint, Natasha, & Peter: Okay.

Kate: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Clint: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Natasha: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Peter: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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fandomtravelers · 1 year

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*Yelena walking towards Kate in a party*

Kate : Please tell me that's red wine you spilled on your dress.

Yelena : ....uhh..

Kate *panicking* : Pleasepleasepleaseplease-

Yelena deadpans : It's blood.

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incorrectquotesandmadness · 1 year

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Sam: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Kate, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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