#hayden's rambles

[cheesypoof12]

I just got done listening to the new dndads episode n I’m not sure how I feel about it. Gonna see how the next few episodes play out.

#I’ve got mixed feelings on it #but I am going to see how things go from here #hayden's rambles #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads s2

[cosmicanakin]

been laughing at this for an hour straight.

#﹙ rambles ೀ ﹚ #he's so unserious i cannot #hayden christensen #anakin skywalker #revenge of the sith #star wars

[pathetic-lifeform]

After witnessing Hayden’s return to Star Wars, first in OWK in 2022 and now in Ahsoka, I cannot help but think that why did it take us nearly 20 years to collectively claim this man as our own? Do we even deserve him?

In the prequels he gave his everything, his portrayal of Anakin was incredibly nuanced and he clearly had done his homework (e.g. nailing JEJ’s speech pattern and his vocal cadence, as well as David Prowse’s physical mannerisms). Looking at Hayden you could see exactly what George Lucas meant when he said he wanted someone who had ” that presence of the dark side”. But you could also distinguish the former innocent slave boy, who wanted to be a Jedi and make his loved ones proud. He was Anakin, he was Vader.

It still makes me extremely sad and upset that some fans thought their image of Vader at the time was the only right one. They had their heads too up their asses to see that Anakin/Vader was right there, exactly as George Lucas had written him, both passionate and powerful but also sad and pathetic. And of course there were those who did see it, most of them were just too young at the time/without a platform to express all that awe and outpouring of love, as it was mostly drowned out by the loud, spiteful hate and criticism.

I can’t even imagine the things Hayden had to hear, directly from fans and from the media. It must’ve been so discouraging for a young actor. Heck, he was 24 when RotS came out. 24. And still, after everything, he decided to come back. He could’ve declined when Deborah Chow called him and asked him to return to the franchise, I would not have blamed him.

We are extremely lucky to have him back as Anakin and Vader again. And we better remember that.

#that man deserves the world #I also hope we have learned something from this #also also #still thinking about poor jake lloyd #I hope he’s alright #hayden christensen #anakin skywalker #ahsoka #obi-wan kenobi series #ahsoka series #rosie rambles #salt #fandom salt

[titaniasfairy]

stepbro!sammy who manipulates you into sleeping with him to “help your cramps”!!! except he’s way too rough and it doesn’t help

thirza blessing us with a filthy ask today…

18+ MDNI

just a reminder that you are responsible for the media you consume! if you don’t like it, DON’T FUCKING READ IT! anyways bear🐻 presents..

cw: PERIOD SEX! STEPCEST! fem!reader, dom!sam, coercion kinda so slight dub-con, creampie, oral (fem receiving), cum-eating.

“cmon, lemme help! i read it in an article once.”

you roll your eyes as your step-brother continues to pester you about trying to help with your period cramps. sam sits next to you on your bed while you lie on your back, clearly struggling with your ailments.

“sam i’m not going to fuck you just because you think it’ll help with my cramps.”

you huff out in frustration at his naïve horniness, knowing he’s just trying to get inside you. despite this, he persists.

“i know it’ll help! you’ll enjoy it too..”

“will not! it’ll be all wet and messy- not to mention gross! we’d have to lay a towel down.”

sam groans out and throws his head back, obviously annoyed with your refusal to his lust-filled proposal.

“oh please, it’s not like the sex we usually have isn’t messy already.”

your jaw drops at his disgusting (but true) statement, trying to deny that the two of you have had sex before. he’s your step-brother after all!

“n-no! i don’t know what you’re talking about.”

sam chuckles at your half-witted attempt of a lie while you try and avert your gaze from the growing bulge in his jeans.

“i think you do, sweetie. i know you haven’t forgotten about the other night..”

his dirty whispers fill your head up with images of your mouth around sam’s cock, his hands in your hair as he face fucks you rough. the night ended with your mascara smeared and your swollen lips covered in your step-brother’s milky seed.

while you were lost in thought, sam slipped next to you, his warm breath hitting your ear and leaving you flushed.

“now you remember, don’t you? cmon baby, let your big brother make you feel better.”

only a few minutes later were you bent over on all fours, sam’s thick cock ramming into you from behind. the blood spilling from your entrance served as lube for him, making each thrust let out a wet squelching noise.

he pounded into you hard and rough, leaving no room for the ‘relief’ he promised. the tip of sam’s cock kissed your cervix and forced its way into you, causing you to let out squeals of pain and pleasure.

sam’s hand was placed where your ass met your lower back, pushing you back and forth on his cock to help him thrust inside you. his other hand was tangled in your hair, using it as a handle for him.

“sweet jesus. look at you taking your brother’s cock so well. my cock looks so good covered in your blood, baby.”

you let out whimpers of protest in response, seemingly begging him to slow down or be a little more gentle, but you’re only met with maniacal chuckles in response.

sam’s hand weaves out of your hair to hold the back of your head, pushing it down into the mattress and effectively silencing you so his groans and smacking skin are the sounds left in the bedroom.

with every thrust into you, your step-brother’s heavy balls smack your sensitive clit, sending shivers through your fucked-out body. looking down at the bloody mess only turned sam on more, leaving him staring down at his cock slamming in and out of your tight cunt. the sight makes his balls tighten and his cock throb, bringing him closer and closer to his peak.

“holy fuck i’m gonna cum in this tight pussy.”

sam moans out loud and slaps your ass, marking his territory. he gives you three or four hard thrusts and spills his load into you in thick ropes of cum, leaving you spent beneath him without an orgasm yet.

before your disappointment can fulling fester, sam is pulling out of your cunt and bending down to face your pussy. he places both hands on your ass cheeks and dives face first into your cunt, slurping and sucking out his own cum.

you’re left speechless, only able to let out wanton moans and squeals of absolute bliss as your step-brother eats you out like a man starved. with each flick and touch of his blood-covered tongue you’re pulled closer to the edge of your orgasm.

“sammy i’m gonna cum! oh my god-”

sam’s hands grip your ass harder and your toes curl as your orgasm comes over you in a large wave, leaving you shaking and spasming against his tongue. sam continues to slurp and lick his way through your climax till you’re completely slumped against the mattress below you.

while you’re trying to catch your breath, huffing and puffing on all fours, sam stands up and wipes his blood and cum covered mouth with the back of his hand.

“so are those cramps gone yet?”

ty for the ask <3

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#bear rambles #sam monroe smut #sam monroe x reader #hayden christensen #anakin skywalker x reader #anakin skywalker smut #anakin smut #ty for the ask <3 #this is really nasty

[hurricanek8art]

Need to ramble about SW to distract myself from everything going on.

Something that's stuck with me about Ahsoka beyond, like, everything is how happy I am for Genevieve O'Reilly? Because I mean, look at how insane the last twenty (!!!) years have been.

She was cast as young Mon Mothma around 2003 (I don't remember exactly when, but I remember seeing a pic from them doing a wig test that was dated 2003 a little while ago). She got all but one of her scenes cut out of Revenge of the Sith (don't get me started on that I'm still mad about those scenes being cut for so many reasons) and the only one that stayed in is a scene where she doesn't even speak, and that's it. There's publicity photos and some deleted scenes, and that was her Star Wars legacy for eleven years.

And then she gets a co-starring role in Rogue One, getting to play the character again.

And then again in Rebels, getting to deliver half of what I think is one of the best dialogue exchanges about the Rebellion's philosophy—so basically half of Star Wars itself's entire philosophy—that I've ever heard.

And then again in Andor, as a main character, with all her complexities and just like everything about it because it's so flipping good.

And now here she is again in Ahsoka, playing the character past the timeframe of the original role, as a leader, getting to build on practically everything she's done before now.

And now she's not just portraying 'younger Mon Mothma', she is portraying Mon Mothma, she's the definitive version (at least to me, no shade to OG actress Caroline Blakiston) and everyone I've seen and heard talk about her since Andor loves the character.

Just. I love Mon Mothma. I am so happy for Genevieve O'Reilly.

#K8 Rambles about Star Wars #ahsoka series #ahsoka spoilers #star wars #ahsoka #star wars ahsoka #star wars rebels #sw rebels #rogue one #star wars rogue one #revenge of the sith #star wars revenge of the sith #sw epiii #star wars andor #andor series #andor #mon mothma #genevieve o'reilly #it is just. so cool okay #we all gush about Ewan and Hayden getting more chances but Genevieve's been killing it too and it's just on my mind right now

[st4rfckerz]

i'm about to jump off a speeding train.

#Y'ALL DONT EVEN KNOWWWW #i'm about to lose it oh my god #nai rambles! #hayden christensen #lorenzo di lamberti #st4rfckerz

[hornykylo]

Luke just chillin out, living That Farm Life, and getting a good night's sleep. While Leia is being kidnapped over and over, talking back to Obi Wan, and subsequently helping to save people from Darth Vader is very on brand for these siblings

#obi wan kenobi #leia organa #luke skywalker #anakin skywalker #hayden christensen #star wars #ewan mcgregor #ramblings #obi wan kenobi part 5

[pilotskywalker]

i just think he’s. i just. i just think he’s neat

#im so normal about him #anakin skywalker #revenge of the sith #star wars #key’s crazed ramblings #pilotskywalker #hayden christensen

[yufei]

Made myself a little pick me up file where I put screenshots of comments that people left under Hayden's Notes, that made me smile. It's also fun to read how readers readily blame Hayden for anything suspicious even when he's innocent. I'm like "yeah, people got his character right". And I'm just glad that readers like my sasshole son. So thank you, readers, for reading and liking my comic!

Anyway, back to finishing coloring today's update.

#rambling #hayden's notes

[cheesypoof12]

I know things are going to end up okay

But a hug or two on the way would be nice

#hayden's rambles

[cosmicanakin]

baby looks so proud 🥹

#﹙ rambles ೀ ﹚ #his smile :((( #hayden christensen #anakin skywalker #darth vader

[romanovaswebs]

rewatching phantom menace has me so upset .

anakin was so little . he couldn't even remember what freedom was , but dreamed of escaping the hellish , sandy planet he was on by building his way out .

but he still was a boy .

he got excited when he could go home on time , he had friends , and that signature attitude . he built c3po to help shmi .

he didn't have to help jar - jar when he got in trouble , but he did . he didn't have to help out the jedi , but he did .

anakin listened to stories his whole life , dreaming of when he could finally live the way he wanted . && yet , he suffered for a long , long time ; until luke finally saved him .

i feel so normal until i think about him too long .

#ari's rambles ᥫ᭡ #anakin skywalker #star wars #darth vader #prequel trilogy #sw prequels #hayden christensen #padmé amidala #luke skywalker #the phantom menace #attack of the clones #revenge of the sith #return of the jedi #the clone wars #tcw

[spaceymaseyy]

so it’s rumored that hayden might be cast in a period film and play william the conqueror and as a history buff, MATILDA (his wife) AND WILLIAM WERE ACTUALLY HELLA ROMANTIC FOR THE TIME PERIOD, LIKE WILLIAM WAS A SIMP, AND I AM DELUSIONAL ASF, BUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS HOW VADERDALA COULDVE BEEN AND NOW IM GOING CRAZY

#hayden christensen #anidala #anakin and padme #anakin x padme #vaderdala #ramblings #spaceymaseyy

[titaniasfairy]

dilf!ani punishing reader hear me out!

doing this with a best-friend’s dad ani! also tysm babe for the ask

this one is kinda heavy so read at your own risk!

18+ MDNI!!

cw: dilf/bfd!ani, mean/dom!ani, throat fucking, implied masturbation, slight breath play, degradation, impact play, cum-eating, NO AFTERCARE

“you’re fucking disgusting you know that?”

anakin’s voice paralyzes you, his condescending tone making your cunt clench and your eyes water at the same time while he thrusts his thick cock down your wet throat.

his hand is tangled in your hair and gripping hair, using it as leverage to bob your head up and down at will. all you can respond with are wet gurgles as anakin’s dick is poking at the back of your throat, definitely bruising it.

“that all you have to say for yourself? i catch you fucking yourself on my own bed- with my daughter home and that’s all you have to say?”

anakin’s free hand comes down to slap your cheek with a hard smack, leaving the side of your face red and sensitive all while his cock is still ramming itself in and out of your mouth with your lips wrapped perfectly around it.

to be fair, you did feel bad. it was around midnight and your best friend (and unfortunately anakin’s daughter) had gone to bed, leaving you alone on the couch with your dirty thoughts of her father.

you had hooked up with anakin for the first time a couple of months ago, meeting him in a dingy bar and drunkenly deciding to hook up at his place. you weren’t expecting your college roommate to introduce him as her dad a few weeks later at her birthday party.

but now it was spring break and your friend had invited you to stay with her for the week, not knowing that you were fucking her dad.

you couldn’t help yourself- anakin had been the single best fuck of your life. no matter how smashed you two were that night you would never forget how he touched you with those big hands, calloused with age but extremely experienced as well.

before you could stop yourself you were sneaking inside the master bedroom under the impression that anakin would be out of town for a business trip. you laid back against the soft sheets and spread your legs to find your pussy slick and sticky with arousal.

you had no idea that anakin would be back that night.

“such a slut, fucking your friend’s dad. i bet you’ve done it before, haven’t you?”

you tried to say something out in protest- but anakin’s thick length took up too much space in your mouth to allow you to respond, only getting out a muffled “mmmph!”

anakin’s thrusts began to pick up, now effectively skull-fucking you. you could swear his fingers would rip out your hair at the roots if it gripped any harder.

your hands flew up to his thighs to signal him to stop, but to no avail. anakin only moved his hand from your hair to the side of your face, using both hands to cup your cheeks and use your throat as a human fleshlight.

“holy shit you were made for my cock. take it- take it like the dirty skank you are, bitch.”

anakin shoves his entire length down your throat, holding your head there for a solid 5-6 seconds completely restricting your breathing while he groans out in disgusting pleasure.

tears roll rapidly down your face while anakin spills out insults to you. his face leans down to look into your begging eyes, only to spit in your face. the wet glob of saliva dribbles down from your nose to your mouth, seeping onto your lips and his cock.

“maybe a nice load will teach you a lesson.”

his thrusts begin again, and you can tell he’s close by the way his hips stutter and his breathing staggers. anakin’s heavy balls hit your chin with each thrust inside your tight throat, ready to fill it up with his cum.

your whines and whimpers drive him closer to edge, his grunts growing into full on groans as he teeters on the verge of his orgasm.

“fuck- i’m gonna cum. gonna cum down this tight young throat. you ready, slut? gonna take it all, hm?”

anakin begins to babble dirty nonsense to you as his cock twitches and releases his thick cum. his head is thrown back as ropes of his seed spill down your throat and with a quick move, anakin pulls out and lets the last bits cover your lips.

he looks down at the mess he made and grins at your pathetic state. without having to ask, you swallow and stick your tongue out to prove it.

“that’s a good slut.”

anakin grabs both sides of your face with his hand and crouches down, smushing your face and smiling at you. with a quick smack to your cheek, anakin stands and puts his pants back on.

“you better go clean yourself up before she wakes up and wonders where you are.”

good idea.

ty sm for the ask!

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#bear rambles #anakin skywalker smut #modern anakin skywalker #anakin skywalker x reader #anakin x reader #anakin smut #hayden christensen #star wars smut

[chvoswxtch]

alright friends

i’ve slammed back two margaritas, had some tacos, & feel mentally stable enough to talk about the con so let’s get into it

*long ass rambling under the cut

so this entire con was extremely chaotic. i’ve only been to one con before, and it was a horror con last year, and that one was an absolute shitshow. this one was significantly better, but still a hot mess. emphasis on the hot. it’s texas y’all, and it’s summer, so ya girl was sweating all day (my mood is also directly affected by the heat 🙃)

it was really hard to tell where everything was supposed to be happening, and we had to ask for directions several times

the first op we got was with hayden, and that was a MESS. they were so behind schedule with his pictures (our time was at 2pm and we didn’t even get to him until like 3:45pm) so i didn’t get to go to the daredevil born again panel. i was also super stressed and on the verge of having a panic attack that i was gonna be late for my op with charlie and jon bc that was at 5pm

luckily, we made it. ✨ hayden was so incredibly sweet, and really fucking tall, and has one of the most soothing and mesmerizing voices ever. he made direct eye contact and said hello, thanked us for coming when we left, and was smiling the entire time. he was so so so lovely

now charlie & jon’s op was super on time. their people weren’t playing any games. unfortunately though, we got put in the wrong line which fucked us over when it came time to take the picture, bc we ended up getting super rushed through it

as soon as we stepped into the booth, charlie told me to go to jon, to which i was like 🫡 yes sir. now i had told my partner that i wanted to stand in between charlie and jon (i wanted my main character moment, & he was cool with that) but since things were rushed, charlie directed him to stand next to me and then charlie stood by him. so unfortunately, i didn’t really get to interact with charlie at all, which did break my heart, not gonna lie to y’all

but that honestly was not his fault at all. the con was super packed, and i think they oversold tickets, so he was doing his best to help move things along as quickly as possible while still making sure everyone had a good experience

also i can’t even imagine the pressure they are under meeting so many people in one day, and they were probably overwhemled and exhausted themselves, but you’d never know it bc they were both so happy and excited

but, charlie did smile at me, and his smile is so much more blinding in person. i can’t confirm what he smells like, but i can confirm that he was so incredibly sweet, is way more handsome in person, is so fucking british it’s comical (experiencing that accent in person was 🫠), and i could tell he was genuinely so excited and happy to be there

now onto jonny boy. see i thought when charlie smiled at me, my soul left my body. but nope, there was still more soul to lose. jon called me mama (his exact words were, “c’mon over here mama”) and i’ll never fucking recover. i think he could tell i was overwhelmed, bc he put his arm around me, looked me right in the eye, smiled so sweetly and asked me how i was doing, to which i smiled like an idiot and said this was the best day of my life. i asked him how he was doing and he laughed (he fucking laughed y’all) and said he was doing good. he also smelled SO GOOD (exactly like what I thought he would smell like: earthy with some spice). he was so gentle and sweet. also can confirm he says y’all

the picture happened so fast, it literally felt like a split second. jon gave me a little pat on my back and smiled again and told me to have a good day, and charlie smiled at me again and said thanks for coming

i was incredibly emotionally overwhelmed when we went to pick up our picture. i was already super overstimulated, but there was also this disappointment gnawing at the pit of my stomach bc everything happened so fast, and i didn’t get a chance to say how i wanted my picture. then when i got my picture, i felt even worse bc i feel like i look so uncomfortable and frazzled

i didn’t get to take many pictures during the con at all (i think I only took 3) so i apologize for not really having more to post for y’all. the whole thing was just far more overwhelming than i anticipated

i am so sweaty and overheated, my feet are killing me, and i’m trying not to cry. i know this all sounds dramatic (i am a drama queen) but i’m trying to focus on the positives of today. i know they say don’t meet your heroes, but if your heroes are one of these three guys, definitely meet them. you won’t regret it. they are just as fucking wondeful as we think they are, if not more

i got to meet three of my favorite people in the whole world. i got to hug hayden. i got a blinding, beautiful smile from charlie. and i got an incredibly sweet interaction with jon. i may not like how i look in these pictures, but i’ll get over myself when my emotions settle, and every time i look at them in the future i’ll remember today was one of the best days of my entire life bc i met my boys 🥹

also i feel really special that jon actually smiled in this picture (he’s like straight up cheesing) bc homeboy never smiles (which, same. that’s why mine is so fucking awkward)

if you’re still reading this rant, i appreciate you listening to me ramble. thank you for being an incredible friend <3

and if you’ve been wondering what the tiny evil little demon behind the screen looks like, here ya go :)

psa i am not as tall as these pictures make me look. it’s the angle, & i am wearing boots :) ya girl is a humble 5’4 on a good day

#court rambles #face reveal ??? #hi here’s my sweaty overwhelmed face #charlie cox #matt murdock #daredevil #jon bernthal #frank castle #the punisher #hayden christensen #anakin skywalker #star wars #fan expo dallas

[st4rfckerz]

when you nut but she keeps sucking

#sorry #no i'm not #nai rambles! #hayden christensen #st4rfckerz