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Hazbin characters but they use these greetings
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"What's up, rat bastards?"
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"Hello, cowards"
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"What's the word, baby birds?"
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"Hello, my sweet summer children"
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"Avast m'hearties!"
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"What it do, baby?"
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"Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking"
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"Hello friends and enemies"
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"What's up, Demons? It's me, ya boy"
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chaoticace2005 · 3 days
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Vox: You played me like a fiddle!
Alastor: Oh no, old friend. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are!
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rainbowmothed · 3 days
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I wish lesbians were real
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ekakisblog · 2 days
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犬っぽくしてみました。
I tried to draw it like a dog.
after↑
before↓
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rick-ipedia · 3 days
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has this been done yet
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zamadness · 2 days
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*Final Battle*
GenZ! Reader : *coughs blood*
Charlie : *panicked* Don’t die, Reader!
GenZ! Reader : Don’t tell me what to do!
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hazbinincorrect · 2 days
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hrmnrmpfh · 2 days
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Sinner! Adam is the first person to not mistake Alastor for a deer, change my mind
Adam: the fuck are you losers doing?
Angel: me ’n Charlie wanna know if playing deer alarm calls will make Bambi freak out
Adam: you’re wasting your time
Charlie: it’s worth a shot, and this could help us get to know Alastor better!
Adam: like, do whatever, I don’t give a shit, but at least do something relevant to elk or shit won’t happen
Charlie: that’s what we’re doing?
Adam: he’s an elk, bitch, not a deer, so deer calls won’t work
Angel, scoffing: yeah, ’cuz you’d know more about Alastor in six days than us in six months
Adam: uh, I fuckin’ would know! I named the animals, course I know the differences between ’em. That red edgelord is an elk!
Alastor, appearing behind Adam: *sips Zestial-style out of his ‘oh deer’ mug like the pun negates Adam’s point*
Adam, visibly unimpressed: *plays an elk bugle*
Alastor, becoming rapidly less congruent with reality as he grows building sized: *destroys a wall and loses his entire shit in a show of power that would scare Lucifer*
Adam, who fears not even God himself: ha! I was fucking right! Dick-fucking-master! Hey, why are you two running away? Sore losers!
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Silly things
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fenetfox · 2 days
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ah yes the perfect example
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g0thb1tch · 3 days
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^ this with Charlie x Vaggie :3
Who’s The Cuddler?
they both cuddlers but Charlie def is clingier
Who Makes The Bed?
it depends who gets up last
Who Wakes Up First?
somedays is Vaggie, somedays its Charlie
Who Has The Weird Taste In Music?
i don’t even know. i feel like Vaggie listens to metal and pop punk and Charlie also listens to pop punk, pop (she has Swifty energy) and a tiny bit of classical
Who Is More Protective?
Vaggie probably. she has trust issues so she’s very protective of Charlie. but Charlie gets real protective of Vaggie when it comes to it
Who Sings In The Shower?
CHARLIE. OH MY LORD. she sings really well tho so Vaggie doesn’t complain.
Who Kisses More Roughly?
Vaggie. Charlie kisses like gentle little pecks and Vaggie can do the same but also she go ‘MWAH’
Who Is More Dominant?
they’re switches
Your Rating Of The Ship
100000000000/10. i lub them sm <333
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chaoticace2005 · 23 hours
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Emily: ARE YOU-
Sir Pentious: fucking
Emily: KIDDING ME? YOU COMPLETE-
Sir Pentious: fucking
Emily: IDIOT! YOU-
Sir Pentious: asshole
St. Peter: ... I'm sorry, what the fuck?
Sir Pentious: Miss Emily doesn't like swearing, so I'm helping her out.
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vixien11 · 2 days
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BESTIE NEW PROMT JUST DROPPED!!!
Emily gets blackout drunk and writes a 1200 page erotica novel (maybe even longer) that makes her girlfriends (Charlie and vaggie) a mix between turned on and mildly concerned the more they read. The hazbins have a bit of a book club because NO ONE knows what’s in the book not even Emily cause she was completely blacked out. It’s a really good book too, the story beats, the characters, the emotions are all leaving the hotel impressed and gobsmacked.
Hah! Okay I just have to write this. Sorry I took a while to respond!(Totally not going to base the novel after a project I'm working on) Emily: (Wakes up groggily and rubs her face as she lifts her head away from a hard object) Ugh... I need to stop asking Charlie's aunt for beezle juice... (Looks down at the object her face was resting on to find a hardcover book called Weeping Horizons. After a moment of looking at it, she notices it says she wrote the book.) Emily: What? I.. I wrote a whole book..? It looks long. How did I even make it hardcover while drunk!? (She looks the book up and down) Well.. Better tell everyone else about this. Later, the whole crew is circled up around this book, eyeing it confusedly. Emily: Next thing I know, I'm wake up with this book. I don't even know what genre it is... (The Hazbins were looking at the book with awe as the cover had a feathered woman with long, pearly white hair curling around her face. The golden eyes of the women sparked a little bit off blood that was inching down her face.) Emily: But the cover looks like my art style.. Charlie: Alright. We'll just read it then! Can't be that bad. (Opens the book tentatively) An hour later, Angel is the only one immune enough to the contents of the book to read it out loud. Angel: Silk gasp as Phoenix licked the blood on her neck and drew circles on her collar bone... (Eyes widen) Okay.. Dove.. (Points at Emily) How the hell are YOU the one who wrote this..!? (Charlie and Vaggie are both blushing profusely and Emily is burying her face in a pillow) Emily: I DON'T KNOOOOW!! I WAS DRUNK OKAY?! Alastor: (Ears are back in asexual disapproval) Yet you have not one grammar mistake... (Flinches back with a small wendigo screech as he reads ahead.) Angel: Well at least I got the stomach for this. (Clears his throat before continuing to read) Half an hour later, it is Vaggie who is reading while the rest of the Hazbins are bawling their eyes out. Vaggie: (Wipes eye) Orchid knew she had made a grave error.. She knew her girlfriends despised her for every moment she had lied. Lied about her past. A shiver went down her spine as she watched Silk's eyes darken. A whimper escaped her.. (Her voice catches) Husk: (Lip trembles slightly) What the fuck are you doing?! Keep reading, dumbass! Angel: FUCK 'EM, ORCHID! I STAND BY YA!! THOSE BITCHES JUST NEED TA LISTEN TO YA! (Cries into Husk's shoulder) Cherri: Fuck you talkin' about, Angi? She ruined there relationship because she lied! She used to kill off civilians like it was pest control! Angel: (Head shooting up from Husk's shoulder) SHE CHANGED AND YOU KNOW IT!! Charlie + Emily: (Hiccupping and clutching either side of Vaggie for support) Cherri: Angi, I will go to war over this. HER REDEMTION ARC HAS BEEN LAME AS FUCK SO FAR!! Angel: (Dramatic ahh gasp) How FUCKING DARE you!! Vaggie: Is no one going to talk about how fucking tragic Pheonix is!? Like hello? Cursed to never be taken seriously but also is why everyone is still as mentally sound as they are! Charlie: (Wipes face) I am SUCH a Pheonix kinnie... Husk: Keep reading! Vaggie: (Sighs and mentally prepares to continue reading.) Should I keep writing this? :3
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ekakisblog · 2 days
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深夜テンションで描いたものです。
I drew it with to get strangely excited at midnight
アラスターキャットを見て思いついたんと思います。
I think I came up with it when I saw Alaster Cat.
特に深い意味はありせん。
It doesn't have a particularly deep meaning.
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carrythatwayt · 2 days
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I'm very normal about him... /lies.
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