I’M SORRY BUT SAMMY/HAZEL WILL FOREVER BE MY COMFORT HET SHIP. YOU CAN PRY THIS SHIP OUT OF MY COLD, DEAD HANDS. THEY WERE SO PURE.
Nico probably has shoulder length hair. I also believe he’d also do all kinds of hairstyles the messy ponytail in the back or up on the top. Tying it up and leaving his bangs out. Also doing the “eren hair”. As well as letting Hazel braid his hair in all the ways he’ll allow her too. No thoughts just ~long haired Nico~
It’s always “wyd” and never “will you be wise girl to my seaweed brain” 🥲👊🏼
Leo: Time travel is real, iTS REAL AND THE GOVERNMENT ARE LYING TO US.
Hazel: It’s 12am LEO WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?????
Leo: OTHERWISE WE’D BE TOO OVERPOWERED THEYRE LIMITING US.
I WONT BE STOP-
*passes out*
*the Greek gods discussing how they helped in the final battle against gaia*
Zeus: I weilded a lightning bolt and struck fear into the giants with my son
Athena: together, with my daughter, I was able to fiercly destroy the giants
Poseidon: I weilded a trident alongside my good dude Percy and struck down our enemies
Ares: ME AND MY SON DESTROYED THOSE GIANT SCUM
Hepheastus: I was right behind my son building the giant’s doom
Hecate: I helped my student, Hazel, vanquish the giants
Hades: I sent those giants straight back to tarturus
Aphrodite: I threw down some rose petals
The other gods:
Aphrodite: and provided strong words of encouragement
Friendly reminder that Hazel stabbed a giant “between his legs” in house of Hades
She might be sweet and innocent sonetimes but mostly shes very badass and I think the fandom forgets that!
canonically hazel doesnt have an issue with swearing. she swears several times in the beginning of SoN and says that even when she was in the thirties a nun washed her mouth out for saying “shit”. but she DOES get flustered by suggestive stuff, like when leo took his shirt off to woo the nymphs and she looked “scandalized” when percy and annabeth were caught snuggling on the argo II
Percy must have absolutely hated being in that ship. He’s only really been on the Andromada and the last time he was on a boat one of his closest friends literally died in front on him. Also imagine his face when he realized there was Greek fire on the ship then 3 of the crewmates disappeared right after. Later when everyone is back I can see him just having the worst panic attack while the color of Greek fire permenedly burned into the back of his eyes
so are we all gonna pretend that one heroes of olympus wait for me reprise animatic didn’t make us all cry?
Chiron could’ve done way better training the children of the big three, it’s literally his job
I WISH WISH WISH we could’ve seen the extent of Leo’s powers. Like the scenes where we figure out he has fire powers, they seem so significant- but he only ever uses his inventions. His story was almost exclusively about being lonely, when we couldve had a determined Leo figuring out his fire powers and learning to control them, fighting monsters with the seven. There were MUCH too many couples and relationships in HOO- and I think the entire TLH trios could’ve gone without a relationship, as well as Frank and Hazel. Thing was, Frazel got together after one book, I’d rather they figured out their powers first. And Reyna didn’t need anyone. She was asexual anyway.
Percy: Food and family
Annabeth: Architecture and random facts
Jason: Fitness and lifestyle blog
Piper: DIYs
Frank: Animals
Hazel: Aesthetics
Leo: Fandom stuff and memes
Reyna: Social justice, feminism, civil rights, and politics
Nico: Emo bands and deep quotes and poems
Thalia: Travel blog
Rachel: A bunch of her paintings and drawings
Will: What to do in case of emergencies
Calypso: Photography
Drew: Fashion blog and makeup tips
Percy: Dumb dares, challenges, and trick shots
Annabeth: Random facts and book reviews
Jason: Helpful tips and advice for life
Piper: Acting tips
Frank: Descriptions of Chinese culture, history, and traditions
Hazel: Baking tutorials
Leo: How-tos and building tutorials
Reyna: Rants on social justice, feminism, equality, civil rights, etc.
Nico: Facts on history and lets-plays
Thalia: Covers of rock band songs
Rachel: Bob Ross-level painting tutorials
Will: Medicine and injury tutorials and tips
Calypso: Travel vlogs and gardening tips
Drew: Makeup tutorials plus hair and makeup tips
Percy: Geology
Annabeth: Pottery
Jason: Reading
Piper: Poetry
Frank: Photography
Hazel: Baking
Leo: Sculpting
Reyna: Rock-climbing
Nico: Astronomy
Thalia: Backpacking
Rachel: Gardening
Will: Woodworking
Calypso: Knitting
Drew: Ballet
Hazel: Casually playing the piano :D
Nico: Listening :D
Hazel: Starts playing a G note
Nico:
Hazel: :)
Friendly reminder that Hazel was a little scared of Frank when she saw him “changed”.
percy - he’s bi but he leans towards girls
annabeth - straight or bi but maybe on the ace spectrum, nonbinary in the sense that she doesn’t have any attachment to gender
jason - bi but leans towards girls VERY much to the point where it takes him a long time to realize he likes the very occasional guy
piper - bi/pan hcs are super valid!! but i personally see her as a lesbian (also nb, nonbinary lesbian piper rights!!)
frank - straight but the most supportive ally you could have (once he figures out you’re gay which takes a while bc his gaydar is nonexistent) i could also see him as gay ace in au where he doesn’t date hazel
hazel - she doesn’t really know but she likes frank and she’s just gonna go from there
leo - bi but the liking guys part of him is kinda repressed, can definitely see him as a trans guy
nico - honey he gay
will - bi but prefers guys, probably uses he/they pronouns
reyna - aro ace queen dealing with amanormativity
thalia - pan and on the aro spectrum
rachel - thought she was bi for ages and then once she realized she was the oracle she realized she was a lesbian and that’s why she “broke up” with percy
Percy vs. Annabeth
Annabeth partly due to her skill but also there’s the fact her boyfriend is more focused on flirty banter than actual fighting.
Nico vs. Will
You might think Nico would win being as powerful as he is, but he has the opposite problem as Percy… Will flirts with him when they fight and the poor dude forgets what’s happening completely. He never stood a chance.
Piper vs. Jason (I would do Shel but I know nothing about Shel other than she exists sooooo)
Piper wins because of charmspeak and also because this girl is ruthless and would 100% kick ass while Jason would be concerned about potentially hurting her.
Calypso vs. Leo
Leo wins for two reasons. Number 1: He has said something that annoyed Calypso so badly she is frozen in shock. Reason 2: Homegirl has so much power she is afraid of actually hurting him… also, she just doesn’t fight in general.
Frank vs. Hazel
Frank because he turned into a puppy and Hazel completely forgot they were sparring because… well, now there’s a puppy. That takes priority.