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since everyone loved the last few posts about my mum’s reactions to characters I guess we can do it again

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Ilia: she looks sad

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Adam: he’s a fucking dickhead, what a wally

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Jacques: he has a parsnip up his arse, he’s a cunt

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Willow: She probably stuck the parsnip up his arse

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Whitley: he’s a little shit, he’s tidy but he’s shifty

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Hazel: Evil son of a bitch it looks like

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Taiyang: he’s a pretty-boy, he loves himself

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Raven: is she a pisspot? She looks like she’s been on the piss

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Roman: Does he think he’s fuckin Dracula?

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Nebula: she’s got guts, this one! I like her!

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since everyone loved the last few posts about my mum’s reactions to characters I guess we can do it again

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Ilia: she looks sad

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Adam: he’s a fucking dickhead, what a wally

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Jacques: he has a parsnip up his arse, he’s a cunt

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Willow: She probably stuck the parsnip up his arse

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Whitley: he’s a little shit, he’s tidy but he’s shifty

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Hazel: Evil son of a bitch it looks like

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Taiyang: he’s a pretty-boy, he loves himself

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Raven: is she a pisspot? She looks like she’s been on the piss

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Roman: Does he think he’s fuckin Dracula?

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Nebula: she’s got guts, this one! I like her!

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Salem, having just heard a recording of the Grimm Warlock rant:

Cinder: Mistress…?

Salem, tears gathering at her eyes:

Tyrian: My lady, would you like me to PUNISH the whelp-

Salem: Leave the boy! It is clear to me now.

Cinder: May I ask what…?

Salem: Ozpin’s folly must have failed to kill all our children. He must be a descendant.

Watts, who’d already thought of all that: My lady I’m not sure-

Salem: no be quiet he’s my son.

Watts:

Cinder:

Tyrian:

Hazel:

Salem: *happy wiggle*

Watts: Okay.

Cinder: I… uh… *thinks about the many times they’d tried to kill each other* oh fuck

Tyrian: A LITTLE LORD! THE GODDESS HAS PRODUCED A SON! AN HEIR!

Hazel: I hate this.

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Hazel: She’ll be taken to Salem. After that-

???: She’ll become a pawn.

Hazel: *sighing* You know that’s not true, Cinder.

Cinder: You’re right. If she’s lucky she’ll become a pawn. Salem will probably kill her on sight. 

Hazel: She has a plan for her.

Cinder: *scoffing* Right. A plan. And what exactly could that plan be?

Hazel: To have us train her. To be your left hand.

Cinder: As if that child can be a great fighter.

Hazel: I’ve seen her fight. You’d be surprised. 

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Ruby: *waking up in a dark room*

???: *opening the door* Good, you’ve woken up. Are you hungry?

Ruby: *hesitating* Where am I?

???: You’re in your new home. *sets a tray down* You need to eat to keep your strength up.

Ruby: *hesitating before checking the food*

???: Dont worry, it’s not poison. This will be your room. You’ll have three meals a day along with your studies. 

Ruby: Studies?

???: While here, I will teach you everything you need to know.

Ruby: *taking a bite from a roll* And who are you?

???: My name, is Salem.

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I actually like Hazel’s backstory because: 

Either what he said was true, that Gretchen died under Ozpin’s orders but what Ozpin said is also true, that Gretchen died during a regular mission, a mistake and this is proof that Hazel was already messed up before Salem got to him. That maybe he was a little too possessive, a little too controlling of his sister and, unable to accept the fact that she would dare go against his wishes, he blames Ozpin for it. Says that it was Ozpin who twisted her mind and made her do this. 

Or! Hazel was never given the opportunity or the ability to grieve his sister’s death. Ozpin tried to give comforting words but let’s face it, he’s seen this a thousand times and at some point, though he may mean every word, they just ring hollow. And then comes along Salem, who understands and is very kind and gentle. All “Your sister was a brave but foolish woman” and “you know she wouldn’t do this. No, the big bad man made her do this.” 

I like both because there’s kind of a repeating theme of women being infantilized running along the show, that their choices are never their choices but that some man came along and forced them into it. Hazel’s reaction to Gretchen’s death could very well be a reflection of the fandom’s reaction to Pyrrha’s death. 

And then there’s also this pattern of Salem’s crew being made up of people who can’t or refuse to accept their past. Salem, of course, couldn’t grieve her husband’s death and fucked over the world. Emerald and Mercury and Watts all hold onto something from their past, which makes them unable to move forward. And now Hazel, who refuses to do anything but live in the past. 

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Hazel: Are you… Ruby Rose?
Ruby: *looking up at the taller man* Yeah, I am.
Hazel: *smiling a bit* I heard about your run in with Torchwick. Seems like you know your stuff.
Ruby: Yeah… but he still got away.
Hazel: *getting down onto his knee* I know it can seem pretty tough, but you’ll get a hang of things on your own.
Ruby: Thanks.
Hazel: *handing her a paper* I know someone that can help you hone in on your skills. 
Ruby: Professor Ozpin already invited me to join Beacon. *excited grin* It’s where I’ve always wanted to go.
Hazel: *hiding his disappointment* Alright, but if you ever change your mind, you’re always welcome to give this man a try. But be careful of Ozpin.
Ruby: *looking at him curiously* Why’s that?
Hazel: *getting up to walk away* He sees his students as toys, not people. And because of that, he’s willing to throw lives away if it means protecting himself.
Ruby: *looking down at the paper she was handed* I’ll keep that in mind.
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Watts: *walking up to Salem* Lady Salem, I have some news for you.

Salem: *looking over to him* And what news do you have?

Watts: *pulling up the video feed of Ruby fighting Roman* I seem to have found a silver eyed warrior.

Salem: *watching the footage* She seems a bit young to be under Ozma’s influence just yet.

Watts: Now that we know, we could take her out-

Salem: No. I have a better plan.

Watts: And what plan is that?

Salem: *walking off* We dont need to kill her, we just need to keep her from joining Ozma.

Watts: And how do you plan to do that? You know he’ll end up finding her-

Salem: *walking to a seer grimm* Hazel.

Hazel: *on the other side* Yes, ma’am?

Salem: I need you to go to Vale. There is a girl I need you to find and bring to me.

Hazel: Is there anything special about her?

Salem: She has silver eyes.

Hazel: *going silent* You want me to kill her, dont you?

Salem: No. I have something else in mind.

Hazel: Something else?

Salem: Bring her to me. 

Hazel: As you wish….

Salem: *smirking* If her mother wouldn’t join us, maybe she will….

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Tyrian: Dad, check out the bird!

Hazel: I see it buddy isn’t it cute?

Tyrian: I wonder what it tastes likes.

Hazel: What did you just say?

Tyrian: I wanna eat the bird.

Hazel: No buddy that’s a crow, you can’t eat-

Tyrian: I’m gonna eat it.

Hazel: No you’re not!

Tyrian: I’m gonna catch it and I’m gonna eat it right in front of you.

Hazel: You are just like your mom

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