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This week's outside Pearl is from @evenmoreevil! His Pearl is so very cute, I knew I had to draw her the moment I saw her
#daily pearl doodles#pearlescentmoon#hermitcraft#moons from other planets#mod morph#HECKIN#POSTED TO THE WRONG ACCOUNT AGAIN#this time it was hccn lmao#aaaagh
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Issue 1, 4/19/2023 - Hermitcitizen Hub Online!
Issue Masterpost About The Overseer
This week, the Hermitcitizen Hub launched to the joy of Hermitcraft fans across the internet, providing a space for all of us to geek out about Hermitcraft and our own newly-minted Hermitcitizens.
Since its debut on Tumblr on April 12th and subsequent spread to Twitter on April 13th, the Hub has grown to a staggering 500 citizens, a number that has only increased since the writing of this article.
With this influx of new citizens, the Admins are looking for more moderators in order to keep the server safe and fun for everyone involved! More information on applications is available in #announcements, for all those interested.
This week has been productive to say the least, and with each passing day comes new things in the Hermitcitizen Hub! For starters, mod applications are open! Full information can be found in #announcements.
PluralKit was also recently added, which we would also like to remind is not to be used for roleplay! PluralKit is created for systems in the server who would like to use it- again, more info can be found in #announcements or #bot-channel!
Limited Life episodes are in full swing, so any and all talk about it should be kept to #Limited Life: Spoiler Zone so if people haven’t watched it yet they don’t get unnecessary spoilers.
Lastly, please make sure you update your internet browser for safety reasons- Safari and Google Chrome have both released updates that are important to keeping your internet time safe. Here’s to another great week, citizens!
Now onto other news below the cut!
Please keep in mind there are many news featured today and will take a bit of scrolling.
BREAKING NEWS - Former King’s Court Makes Plans for Revenge
By Virtual
Former members of King Ren’s court held a meeting this week that could spell disaster for the fallen King of Hermitcraft. The court has scattered to the corners of the server in the weeks since the fateful revolution, but they have gathered once again with a single mission in mind: Making Ren pay.
In the wake of King Ren’s rise to and subsequent removal from power, the lower members of the court have seen their diamonds and status go down the drain. As it would seem, being on the losing side of a monarchy does very little for one’s coffers. Some would expect a meeting of the King’s former court to end in schemes to return Ren to the throne, but it seems that the former King’s disastrous reign has soured the hearts of the people against the possibility of King Ren making a return. An anonymous source from within the king’s court notes, “There [has] always been a huge dissatisfaction…between the lower court members.” They then went on to describe at least five separate counts of espionage against King Ren. This dissatisfaction does not seem to have disappeared with the monarchy, and many are willing to go far to get their pay.
However, though the former King’s diamonds are surely as far gone as a Scarland worker’s sanity, the ex-monarch’s court doesn’t seem to be looking for material payment. Instead, they’re looking for something more like karmic retribution. Another anonymous member of the court summarized their mission with the phrase: "Karma is a bitch, and today we shall be bitches.” It’s not quite a worker’s union, but the newly formed Court of Vengeance is looking to get their fair pay just the same.
For those concerned about the impacts this may have on their chances of death, fear not. Reliable sources say that much of the court has sworn off true violence against former King Ren and any other server members. Citizens should be on the lookout for the occasional trap, but beyond that the Court of Vengeance doesn't seem to be taking their lost diamonds and dignity as an invitation for all-out-war. What they do seem to be looking for is something more dramatic, fantastic, and royally frightening for Ren the Dog. Safe to say, watch out for fireworks, and stay tuned this week for what is looking to be one hell of a show.
Weekly Weather Report
By Rainy N. Autumn
Thursday - SUNNY, 40% chance of falling anvils serverwide between 6AM and 6PM (GMT)
Friday - STORMS, 95% chance of the Limited Life finale. Frequent lightning strikes anticipated
Saturday - RAIN, 2-5cm of precipitation expected. Flash floods possible. Perimeter residents are advised to stay off the bedrock until 9AM Sunday (GMT)
Sunday - CLOUDY, be aware that low visibility may make it harder to spot Scar’s dragon if it gets loose again
Monday - SUNNY, 75% chance that Tango returns to streaming on Mondays. Expect phantoms around Deep Frost Citadel after sunset
Tuesday - SUNNY, the chance of getting hit by a falling anvil is low but never zero
Wednesday - WINDY, citizens are advised to exercise caution near Nether portals that are outdoors in the Overworld, as strong gusts may travel through
Days Since Last...
By Il
We all know that Hermitcraft is basically a safety haven and no OSHA violations have ever happened so let’s see how this week our table of days since last work accident are doing:
Ancient Ruins (BdoubleO base): 0 - please walk in caution, holes in the floor are not part of the final design we hope.
Total Chaos: 0 - we would like to remind everyone that tunnel to Total Chaos shoots fireworks that will kill you.
Perimeter: 0 - flying anvils, dragons, slimes, wardens, the usual stuff.
Etho’s alien base: 0 - do not sleep under trees inside the building, they are a tree farm.
False’s base: 0 - getting ominous banners is a hard job and we salute all of you.
Scarland: 0 - HotGuy still going strong with his shots, if you still have arrows stuck in you ask someone for help with removing them.
Rift/Grumbot laboratory: 0 - if you get stuck inside Grumbot please scream loudly, and if you are stuck behind the Rift then pray, we will try to get you out.
Gem’s village: 0 - sparring with your boss is technically not an accident, but it still causes workplace death so we count it. Aside, someone got stuck inside the head of the Gem statute.
Hypno’s base: 0 - dear beekeepers, remember that bees actually can sting and are not huggable.
Jevin’s cathedral and castle: 0 - fall damage is strong in this one, remember about your elytras.
Dwarven Keep: 0 - railings are there for a reason, and the reason is to stay behind them.
OMEGA cave: 0 - I know that iskallium looks tasty but it is in fact inedible.
Pinball Machine: 0 - you cannot parkour on the letters on the side, we checked.
Keralis’ base: 0 - lava pool may look tasty but it is not soup, please restrain from eating.
Mumbo’s Vault: 0 - falling into the screeching crevice will not end well same with being squished by vault door.
Pearl’s Alien Landscape: 0 - I know that the trees look tasty, but they are not edible and the hospital in there is not working, so please refrain from that.
Gigacorp: 0 - going inside creeper farm will blow you up and going into pumpkin farm will squish you.
Crastle: 0 - the warden is still in the Vault and it is hungry
StressMonster101: 0 - drinking expired enchanTEA will end with tummy hurting or worse.
Decked Out: 0 - splashing into redstone will not end well, falling down unfinished landscape will not end well, falling down the Citadel will not end well and last but not least cuddling the ravagers usually ends up poorly.
TFC’s branch mine: 0 - when you stumble upon a ravine, look up.
VintageBeef’s map island: 0 - beware, phantoms and entity cramming.
TCG Arenas: 0 - guys, you will get squished by an anvil if you stand for five seconds.
Welsknight’s Village area: 0 - do not go near Garry, there is a huge hole under there.
xB’s base: 0 - the ravagers in the zoo are not a part of mini zoo, do not pet them.
Xisuma’s ribcage: 0 - when you step out of his portal, stop, think and then move.
Zedaph’s place: 0 - whatever Zed asks you to drink is probably an OSHA violation.
Atlantis: 0 - we encourage you to be careful when walking on the high spaces and generally when walking because you never know when Jevin will strike.
Shopping district: 0 - it is encouraged to be careful while doing anything as there were seeing if loose wardens as well as wild HotGuy, when throwing away loose TCG packs stay behind the chains, when leaving iBuy go through the door and when going close to the Entity - don’t.
Spawn Village: 0 - the ravager near the mattress store is not a great cuddler, Elven Cookies are not mob proof and try not to fail at Octodrop next time.
Game Updates
By Winter @winterwhipbird
Welcome back to the Games Update! Decked Out just saw its first test runs! Zedaph went 3/12 in testing, giving him a 25% win rate. I’m sure the wranglers are proud of their ravagers! Decked Out is still being worked on and we’ll be delivering an update when it opens.
TCG on the other hand is wrapping up with the tournament. Currently for the Semi-Final bracket we have ZombieCleo vs xBcrafted and Docm77 vs EthoSlab.
Viewers are reminded that if you do choose to go see either match, beware of falling anvils, as it is not a Scar safe area. If you’re not one to look up, or you’re a zombie, make sure to bring a hard hat, and always remember to wear sunscreen.
If you’re looking to get some snacks during the games just pop by Prickly Punch! You can purchase cactus drinks and prickly pears for one diamond each.
For the Results we’ll be sure to bring you coverage of these exciting matches, so stay tuned! Send your predictions to [email protected].*
The high scores are as follows:
With the Most Games Played is iJevin with a total of 15 games. The Most Wins go to iJevin with 9 wins. The Most Losses goes to Joe Hills with a total of 8 losses. The best win percentage currently goes to EthoSlab with an 80% chance of winning.
*not a real email address
Now lets look to some interviews and going-ons with the hermitcitizens day-to-day lives!
Affiliate Happenings
By Roo @nova-skittle and Jamie
What Have the Citizens Been Doing?? The affiliate channels, put in place with the rest of the server, give citizens the opportunity to connect with other citizens living near, working for, or otherwise connected to specific Hermits!
BdoubleO100: Nothing important. Morning Gorgious.
Cubfan135: Good news, they’re fans of Cub. Nothing has changed. All is well in the world.
Docm77: They’re planning to start a union. Finally, the dragon is dangerous as hell. Also! It has been discovered that the perimeter is indeed radioactive. Better think carefully about going to work for him, it seems all of the staff are starting to be radioactive themselves. Oh, and Doc is afraid of catboys.
EthosLab: “Ninjas work in the shadows”, apparently. Aka, no one feels like working for him.
FalseSymmetry: They’re just discussing how awesome False is. Dw, we fully agree.
GoodTimesWithScar: This just in - cat ears or elf ears are now part of the Scarland Staff uniform! All of the Scarland staff have been shot by Hotguy at least once, seems a bit sus, no?? Visitors eating the gravel and cobble paths has become an increasing problem at Scarland and staff says they will revoke your visitors path if you are found nomming! Staff repeatedly says they are not liable for any harm, sickness, or strange curses that come to you after visiting! After the many incidents with Hotguy, staff has printed out a pamphlet stating how to avoid such attacks, and deal with those that are unavoidable.
Grian: One of Grian’s fixers got stuck inside of Grumbot! Lemon is unhurt, but may be slightly traumatized after being unable to get out of the giant robot. The Fixer robots were quick to the scene and easily got them out. Now that the Rift is closed, a member of Grian’s staff is ALSO stuck behind it! We don’t know how they got behind the Rift in the first place, but there’s no foreseeable way to get them out now. Other staff members have been contemplating ways, but nothing stands out so far. We should likely be concerned about Grian’s staff, given that these incidents happened within a week of each other.
GeminiTay: The only thing that has gone on is that only two people are Geminis. I MEAN WHAT WE’RE ALL GEMINIS!!! We are all Geminis who just so happened to be hired by GeminiTay!
Hypnotizd: No news! Currently hiring: Hypno affiliates. I know you’re out there. Where are you hiding.
iJevin: There’s been no activity. Wheres the Jev affiliates huh.
ImpulseSV: They’re been nice and discussing their shifts :)) And where they work in iBuy, which is fair, considering how large of a building it is.
Iskall85: hallo!
JoeHills: They’re just enjoying themselves.
Keralis: They’ve come to the conclusion that Keralis is just a creature. Just a guy :)
MumboJumbo: They ate a lot of redstone and discussed their favorite redstone components. Mumbo am i right.
PearlescentMoon: Announcement: she’s just a silly guy in a silly world. The end.
Rendog: They might be rising an army. Don’t worry tho they’re a bunch of friendly theater kids.
StressMonster101: They say hello :D
TangoTek: Ravagers seem to attack workers despite being trained! Also I think a sleepover is being planned? In Decked Out? Which will be very safe I’m sure.
TinFoilChef: They’re miners :)
VintageBeef: They’re just chilling! Dw there will be plenty of TCG talk soon.
Welsknight: They’re posting various images of welsknight. I dont know what else was expected.
xBCrafted: They say hi as well!
Xisumavoid: he do be rockin.
Zedaph: They’re taking photographs of everyone around. By the end of this week they’ll probably have more Zedvancements than the man himself.
ZombieCleo: They’re talking about working in a flower shop :) also i missed the episode of limited life where ZombieCleo dies in a glue trap, when’s that one going to be up?
HC Recap: People sure are there!
Decked Out 2
By Winter @winterwhipbird
The greatly acclaimed game is continuing in steady progress! Winter has talked with several of the employees of Decked Out 2 to give us an interview from within the Deep Frost Citadel
<Winter> First of all, thank you for joining me today to tell me about how Decked Out Two is going. I have a few questions about how the game is going. First of all do you even get paid?
<ShadowsCome> In diamonds? no, not at all
<redstoneman> Paid in experience!
<glypharia> I’m not sure if he knows half of us exist
<Azalea_Bush_Heart> I don't think half of us are even employed imma be honest
<ShadowsCome> In here you either get paid in experience, emeralds or whatever you can find on chests. (In response to Azalea) Yeah that's fair... we ain't technically employed here.
<rainyinautumn> I'm literally just doing this for fun, so…
<Winter> Oh, that certainly breaks some workplace laws(in reference to the no pay thing). Does anyone plan on playing the game once you finish it?
<Azalea_Bush_Heart> absolutely not :D
<glypharia> Nope!
<ShadowsCome> I've died to enough ravagers while fixing hazard doors, don't need more of those on my stats
<redstoneman> Nope! I am afraid of ravagers. I don't go inside the caverns at all.
<rainyinautumn> I've seen the ravager death statistics from testing. no plans to play it myself, I'll be busy anyway
<Winter> Does anyone have a favorite place in the citadel?
<Azalea_Bush_Heart> Pearls room on lvl 2, I eat lunch there a lot :D
<glypharia> The back entrance! I like the stairs
<ShadowsCome> outside of the game? Gotta love the middle tower, you can see most of the server from there
<rainyinautumn> My office. It's way down in the basement by the game itself, but it's where I do all the reviews of game footage and sort stats. Very cozy.
<redstoneman> i kinda like just being in the spaghetti!... the redstone stuff, that is
<Azalea_Bush_Heart> I got lost in the spaghetti once
<ShadowsCome> yeah the spaghetti is fun to be in
<glypharia> it’s so weird in there
<Winter> is there anyone that you're excited to see in the dungeon?
<ShadowsCome> Etho. 100%
<Azalea_Bush_Heart> I used to be excited to see revenger #3, but they've been replaced by a fake :(
<glypharia> Scar, just to see him die every time
<redstoneman> shh ... whaat... nothing happened to beast 3...
<glypharia> rest in peace ravager #3
<rainyinautumn> Can't wait to run stats on Etho.
<ShadowsCome> I want to watch the crazy strats some people are going to try to pull
<Azalea_Bush_Heart> hermit wise I guess Scar? I like his building style and its the only chance I get to see him where he's not shooting me
<redstoneman> i'll second etho, he was great in the first one! keralis as well!
<Winter> has anyone placed bets on who will be slain the fastest?
<ShadowsCome> not yet, but I think some of us will want day 1 stats before betting
<Azalea_Bush_Heart> hey guys we should place bets on who dies fastest, I vote scar
<rainyinautumn> I mean. I don't think anyone can outdo the wranglers honestly.(There was a lot of agreement on this point)
<glypharia> i don’t think we’ve placed bets yet but i vote scar
<redstoneman> common opinion is scar! Lol
<Winter> is anyone going to be monitoring the tango cam/will you use DO2 as a haunted mansion?
<redstoneman> i'll definitely watch some games! and it's already pretty haunted lmao so yeah
<ShadowsCome> I would love to manage or monitor the camera for a bit!
<glypharia> honestly watching the games sounds like a good down time activity
<Azalea_Bush_Heart> I would rather not watch the camera but might for funsies if I get bored
<rainyinautumn> I monitor cams all the time. Great for data collection.
<ShadowsCome> we might have to set up a watch party for some players I think
<redstoneman> we can place bets on those
<Winter> Will you allow other citizens to come watch/place bets on those matches, and if so who will they be able to contact?
<redstoneman> i don't see why not!
<ShadowsCome> televised runs? We would have to ban hermits from getting in those in case secrets get revealed... but otherwise I don't see why not
<rainyinautumn> Personally I frown upon betting on matches, but I'm not going to stop people from doing it. For me, the joy is in watching the game play out instead of hinging on certain outcomes! For others it might be different.
<ShadowsCome> you just have to find whoever's on shift at the moment and they might be able to tell you where we're watching
<redstoneman> hm true, so long as the viewers aren't looking to cheat by watching the games. maybe at the end of the game we can make a highlight reel or something lol
<ShadowsCome> we all trust the honor system, Mr. Tek included
<Winter> That is very good thing to do. I guess in a few more weeks we will have to check back in on you guys and see if your predictions change. Thank you so much for this interview.
<Azalea_Bush_Heart> of course, please let the public know we are in desperate need of diamonds
<redstoneman> thanks for interviewing us!
<glypharia> thank you!
<rainyinautumn> It was fun! I think most of us are like the dungeon master and don't get out very much, so it was good getting to talk to you!
ADVERTISEMENTS
By Jamie
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“Looks like things are getting saucy in the Perimeter! Residents continue to ask for ways to be rid of tomato stains. Please feel free to send in any tips or tricks you may have!”
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“If you’re good at PvP this job may be for you! Scarland workers are in desperate need for more security personnel and you could be hired as soon as today! Come on down to Scarland to complete your interview.”
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“Having trouble with accidental mob farms? No worries! Let the Scar Safety Service light up your base so that you can get back to the grind fear free!”
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“A Plea From Various Hermitcitizens,
PLEASE CALM DOWN FOR ONE DAY. JUST ONE. PLEASE.
Many thanks,
The GGG"
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“Looking for a bouquet of daises. Meet Honeysuckle and Thistle at (coords for somewhere around G’s base) if you’re willing to help!”
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Fun and Games
Little games brought to you for a little bit of fun! Word Search and Crossword courtesy of Sirius @aurhisaurelio, Coloring page courtesy of Morph @imorphemi
Word Search and Crossword answer keys can be found in the Pinned of the Hermitcraft Citizen Newspaper The Overseer (OOC) post within #citizen-connections
Finished coloring pages can be shared in #citizen-art!
A transparent version for your coloring needs!
Please refer to #Nova North and #Nic in #citizen-information for references to Nic the cat and Nova the Avian!
And that's all for this first issue folks! Thank you so much for reading, and have a wonderful week!
#issue#hermitcitizen#hccn weather#hccn days since last...#hccn affilate happenings#hccn advertisements#hccn fun and games
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Figured I would make a navigation post for this blog so I, and you, can get around easy.
Hey, I'm Fallen, welcome to... Chaos. I've been getting more into CoD again, but I also still occasionally write for Transformers. This won't exactly be in order but I tried.
Requests are open! I write for readers of any gender in any scenarios. Guys, gals and nonbinary pals, come hither!
Come bug me with absolutely anything, I write for most characters from the Modern Warfare trilogies. Most Transformers characters (except humans).
If you're a minor please don't interact with me in any way as it does make me a bit uncomfortable to see you skulking around. Blank blogs that follow me will be blocked. (No name, no photos, no age etc)
Come request anything from me, while I main smut, I do write pretty much anything, and I mean anything. As long as some bodily fluids aren't included... We can work something out.
COD:
How they are in bed pt1
Alpha!Ghost x Omega!Reader pt 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Christmas specials. König, Ghost, Soap, Price,
AO3 fics:
GhostSoap powerplay
Simon 'Ghost' Riley:
Trans Simon Riley, 1, 2, 3
Man whore Riley test out.
Johnny likes to share. (Johnny/Simon x reader)
Zombie Ghost breeding.
Serial Killer/stalker blurb.
Friends with benefits
Ghost x Virgin Reader
Virgin Ghost x Reader
Sharing is caring - (Ghost/Price x Reader) (Sharing Price's wife)
Zombie Ghost x Reader
Ghost x Barracks bunny reader - (Ghost is determined to make you cum)
Warm welcome - (Ghost comes home to an unsuspecting Reader)
Keep still - (Can't stay still, stuck in a closet with Ghost)
Desperate Ghost drabble
Captain John Price:
Price's voice lines drabble
Philip Graves:
Graves x short reader
Konig:
Conquering Goliath - (your first time)
Transformers:
Dating them hccns
Getting each other's attention - (Ships)
Optimus Prime:
Optimus with a small reader-size kink
Flicker pt1
Flicker pt2
Good boy - (Ratchet x Optimus)
Soundwave:
Soundwave x a vehicon
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Dearest Hermitcitizens,
It is once again time for the annual social season on Hermitcraft, and we are here to report every detail.
We are a sister blog to the @hccn-overseer , but rather than reporting news, we shall be sharing stories about your fellow citizens.
Feel free to send in any stories or rumours you hear, with or without any truth to them. We also encourage citizens to reply to stories that may or may not include them. One can never have too many sides of the story.
"You do not know me, and rest assured, you never shall. But I certainly know you."
#hermitcitizen#introductory post#masterpost#polls#[important: last two tags for organizational purposes]
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St. Patrick’s Day garland completed. Next will be something for St. Valentine’s Day. https://www.instagram.com/p/CKVn-7-hCcN/?igshid=bftis36pbdir
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Вот Как отдохнуть за 60 секунд Выполняйте все действия аккуратно, без фанатизма. 1. Быстро потрите пальцем по ладони – 5 секунд. 2. Теперь быстро потрите разогретыми руками щеки вверх-вниз – 5 секунд. 3. Часто постучите барабанной дробью по макушке головы – 5 секунд. 4. Сожмите руки в расслабленный кулак. Энергично поглаживайте внутреннюю и внешнюю стороны предплечья – 3 раза. 5. Осторожно надавите на щитовидную железу (ниже кадыка) большим и указательным пальцем – 3 раза. 6. Найдите на шее пульсацию сонной артерии, осторожно нажмите на артерию, сосчитайте до 5. Освободите. Дышите глубже. Снова нажмите и перейдите на другую сторону. 7. Большим пальцем нащупайте впадину в основании черепа. Нажмите, сосчитав до 3, отпустите. Повторите 3 раза. 8. Массаж рефлекторных зон ног: - Сожмите кончик большого пальца, затем подушечку большого пальца. Если заметите болезненную точку, разотрите ее до исчезновения боли. - Быстро потрите верх ступни рукой (или, что более удобно, пяткой другой ноги). 9. Раскрытой ладонью похлопайте ногу спереди, сбоку и сзади от ступни до паха (если у Вас нет варикозного расширения вен). Вы чувствуете, что по телу разлилась приятная теплота? Если ДА – то цель достигнута: всего за одну минуту Вы включили основные системы организма на полные обороты. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0K7fe-Hccn/?igshid=m8y4s44wqghc
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Issure 34, 2/29/24
Welcome, one and all, to the second season of the Hermitcitizen Overseer and the tenth of Hermitcraft itself! There are scenanigans aplenty waiting for us in the upcoming season, so let's not hesitate to get going!
Bookwatch
Written by AzureClouds
This season, in an attempt to not use trading systems, Grian has decided to try and fish up a book of mending to use for enchanting.
Until recently, he has had little luck catching the elusive mending books, although he had caught several other enchanted books. Additionally, (as of writing) Grian has managed to catch roughly 6500 fish-the majority of which have been cod-, Nautilus shells, fishing rods and bows with various enchantments, and saddles, all to various degrees of usefulness.
Statistically, there is generally a 1.9% chance of catching an Enchanted book while fishing, with a 0.015% chance of catching a mending book! Meaning that, supposedly for every 100 times Grian casts his line, he should catch 2 books, and if he catches 127 books, he should be able to find two mending books.
In addition, Grian built a Cod Dungeon, complete with a secret entrance, and statues decorating the walls, even a special painting by Hoffen in an attempt to raise his chances of catching a mending book, officially named the Chamber of Sea Critters.
Finally, after over nine thousand attempts, Grian was able to fish up a mending book, specifically with Piercing 3 and mending, and he has decided to instead trade for the rest of the books he needs.
Now on to other news below the cut!
Hermit Permits
By AzureClouds
This season, shops, and what you will be selling has been decided by various permits, distributed randomly. Each hermit has received six permits, of various value. The three tiers are iron, gold, and diamond, with each hermit receiving three iron permits, two gold, and one diamond permit. This means that only one Hermit is able to sell any given item (that there is an existing permit for).
For some items, such as wood, glass or wool, hermits are required to build a shop with those who received a permit in the same category as them (for example, all hermits who received a permit for wood will be building a shop together), with these shops being either collaborative, competitive or anything in between!
Additionally, as the winner of demise, False Symmetry was awarded a Joker permit, giving her the ability to pick an item to sell at any time. This special permit can only be used once, and has not yet been put into play.
A Small(Ishbeans) Introduction!
By Roo
This season, we welcomed another two hermits- Skizzleman, and Smallishbeans. While an article for Skizz is anticipated and hoped for, this one is about none other than Joel Smallishbeans.
First, let’s get you acquainted, shall we?
Joel Smallishbeans- often called Joel Beans, Bean, Big Man, or just plain Joel- is a British YouTuber who, other than the green streak in the hair of his minecraft skin, can be recognized as “That One Guy Who Used To Be Shrek”*. A former member of both of the seasons of Empires SMP, as well as other servers such as the life series (he won Last Life in our hearts), or KingdomCraft, way back when, Joel is renowned for making buildings and areas that take immense amounts of time, effort, and skill, as well as the absolute beast he is at PVP. (Yes, we are aware this article would boost his ego immensely. That’s alright.) From the giant spires of the Mazalean Palace to the looming castles of his hardcore world, to the beginnings of his Hermitcraft base, it’s easy to say that Joel is a legendary builder that’ll be at home on Hermitcraft.
As for how his Hermitcraft is going- other than the multitude of failed attempts to kill XBCrafted, and the one successful attempt (yes, that took 74 TNT), everything seems to be going well for our favorite bean man. He already has a glow squid farm that works- well, it works- in addition to a lovely road, four buildings, and his first Hermitcraft diamond hanging proudly on the wall. His build style, a mixture of traditional Japanese architecture and a modern-cyberpunk-ish-vibe, seems to involve an astounding level of detail, which is impressive in and of itself, and also in the lag that is generated. Those glowing signs may have to decrease sometime through the season.
Of course, seeing as it’s Hermitcraft, shenanigans are bound to ensue, and from the past, we know Joel is one who will never back down from a good shenanigan. Those twelve kills in Last Life didn’t get themselves, after all. His neighbors, whom he has dubbed the Magic Mountaineers- Grian, Mumbo, Scar, Gem, Impulse, Skizz, and himself- are all settled around one big cherry blossom mountain (hence the name), and with Hermits that close together, we know that mischief is already brewing, pranks are being planned, and friendly rivalries formed.
No matter where the season goes for him, Joel seems to have an amazing start to this season, and for any of you who are considering giving him a watch, we would highly recommend- his sarcasm, skill, and hatred for Minecraft chickens and horses are hard to forget, and many a good time is had over on the Smallishbeans channel.
Look out, Hermitcraft Season 10!
Skizzleman, the man, the myth the legend.
By Winter.
Skizzleman is one of the new members of Hermitcraft Season 10. As you saw Mr Beans introduced in another article it is now Skizzleman’s turn. Now most people may not know what Skizzleman has done before Hermitcraft, so here is a run down.
Skizzleman is part of the Z.I.T.S, aka Zedaph. Impulse. Tango. Skizzleman. These four have been creating videos together for a while. The first series that Impulse and Skizzleman created together is “Naked and Scared” which was and continues to be a unique spin on the genre of Hardcore.
For the wider audience, you may know Skizzleman from the hit series “The Life Series”. While Skizzleman has never won any series he has always left a resounding echo within each character he has portrayed. This often creates a very emotional ending to each series. He always commits to the bit, even to the character's demise.
Another place you may know Skizzleman from is the GIGS Phasmophobia streams, or the 2020 Assorted Hermits(and Skizzleman) Among Us Streams. Both of the streams are different in the dynamics that they invoke. The streams are memorable and cemented in the viewer's hearts that Skizzleman was already a Hermit way before his invite.
In other endeavours he runs a podcast with ImpulseSV called the “Imp and Skizz podcast”. Within this podcast, they discuss a variety of topics such as: how they became friends, parenting, what makes a great leader, and other big philosophical topics. They also have special guests such as Geminitay, Xisumavoid, Evan and Kate, and others. On this podcast, Impulse also proposed to Skizzleman about joining Hermitcraft.
They now have started the season and with that new connections are being formed. As of current Skizzleman has a starter base which is lovingly called “Skizz’s Crack”. He is staying in the area with fellow hermits Grian, SmallishBeans, GoodTimesWithScar, ImpulseSV, Mumbo Jumbo, and GeminiTay. He is currently creating a pyramid. We at the Overseer wish him well on his journey to creating joy within people's hearts.
Lost + Found
Collected by Roo
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lost item:
a blue crochet squid on a crochet piece of sushi.
it has large eyes and is wrapped around the crochet sushi.
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lost item(s)
5 boxes of cod.
i doubt whoever lost it actually wants to find it again.
...but i dont really want this either.
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lost item:
ive found another one. the cursed enchanted items.
a luck of the sea, lure,unbreaking, and.
multishot...
fishing rod.
you can. assume what it does.
That's all for this week! Tune in next time to hear about the endeavors of the Citizens and the Hermits themselves!
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