#he adopts every child he sees 💀

[trappednyourheart]

Danny was fuck, like realistically,or even metaphorically. Like yeah he's fucked up💀

It's not abnormal to dimension hop, or even atleast traveling in one of CW time streams

Just a beautiful River of Timelines in each path, Well in human or with some decent logic. Or even be queen cause he's a man- but yeah he's ancient now even tho he's not an old man right now

But he's Danny, Danny Phantom! The son of Maddie and Jack Fenton! The mad scientist that actually have potential to be a super crazy powerful villain!

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The little brother of The most Famous psychologist Jasmine Fenton!

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Well he guess former son and brother by blood In his former home dimension.

Well he's not in his dimension anymore, after taking the Role of High Mother of the Realms, like excuse you- he's a boy! The opposite of a girl! But I guess in high standards he was called high mother of the realms because of giving birth or manifesting Ellie and Dan after they seemingly fully died..and kinda...made them full halfa status? Well minus Dan cause that was his alternative self...well not anymore but nevermind that-

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Now he's been summoned by some rookie little cult that thinks he's pariah! Like common? Haven't the Daily Death news or even any media that are long forgotten or now Dead published his position as mother and Queen of the Realms?

Or they just really that ignorant?.isn't it wonderful that everyday is so ruin!-

Dan was wrecking havoc again, Ellie wasn't visiting off world daw! Jazz was being..herself, and tucker and Sam already cross the bridge of Reincarnation years ago¿ Now this! Summoned by some Mortals in another dimension just to destroy there dimensio!

Well he wasn't in the mood or patience as he just flick them with just one thumb and in prison in some random jail cell, but I guess he got some bonus of Infinite Realm Adoption Uno card on this tiny babies! They proclaim themselves as justice league? More like baby league! So cute! Especially all of them! The most chaotic are the little baby wearing quite green glowing suit that reminds him the vigilante outfit when he was phantom, the other was a very moody baby with a gentle heart too bad the little one was quite pushy and hiding his feelings! The other was another Red¿Blue¿ With his red nappy! But I guess he can't really touch the little one after just one Pat In the head caught the child vomiting after muttering some guy name lex or kyroto or krypto?

There was also another red baby with a cute tiny gold lightning symbol! Reminds him of his DP one too! The baby was a speedster one of CW little micron headaches, but alas he would still cherish the little guy with less ideas of resetting there universe everytime and giving much more effective and harmless Ideas, then there was also the little martian! The Alien civilization who were so kind that he hell back then in this dimension! ..it was a surprised to see every one of them except this little guy in the realms, but he knew this would happen.

I hope his little grandbabies of his babies give him time to bond with his adopted children

#dcxdp #batfam #justice league #jason todd #tim drake-wayne #batman #danny fenton #bruce wayne #dc #dc x dp #dc x dp au #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp original? #dont worry wonder woman gotta be his favorite baby including martian manhunter #Omg i put out hell isntead of help HELP💀

[hana-no-seiiki]

I’m watching kardashians new season (i guess i dont have enough drama in my life💀) and i was thinking…

What about yandere family x reader BUT they have same kind of reality tv show?

I just think it would be interesting to see how they would act/how fans would like y/n and the family🤷🏻‍♀️

And the family can be as big/small you want.

Ps.i really love your stories. Keep up the good work🫶🏻

You. You don’t know how much I’ve been having a brainrot over Yandere rich family / Yandere platonic kardashians (mostly as a young teen). How dare you send an ask like this when I’ve moved on? How dare you-

But yeah this is a great idea OMFG WHAT IF YANBOYLOSER (AND BY EXTENSION AMIR) (YANTSUN FOR NEW READERS) IS FROM THE FAMILY-

TW/CW: Yandere and Toxic Family themes. Abuse/Neglect. My capitalisation Is EverywheRe. Horny Siblings. Stepcest(?) Adoptedcest(?) Pseudocest(?) transphobia (not from characters but from society)

The Qasem Clan was notorious to say the least. They used to be known for churning out talents, changers of society and the industries they so choose to venture into. Now they were just a bunch of hopeless, talentless folks with too much money in their hands.

All of them except you.

Granted, you’re an adopted child. The matriarch of the family thought you to be ‘too cute to be in an orphanage’ and stole you away during one of her various charity events she’d attend for the sake of face and bragging rights.

The paternal grandparents didn’t like you too much at the beginning. After realizing that they spoiled their children and grandchildren too much too late, they have grown to be tired and soulless creatures. Often throwing you to lessons because they were much to apathetic to bother with a child that wasn’t of their own blood. It was only when you excelled in literally every single class that they suddenly started pouring love and attention all over you. However the Yandere (and I mean the unhealthy part of it), comes when you realize that all this newfound attention will crumble the moment you fail — not to mention how creepy it is when they started to erase whatever made you look different from the family. The only people stopping them being the yan! matriarch who didn’t want them messing with the reason she adopted you in the first place.

but yeah because of them you’re known as the “qasem’s saving grace” and many people worship the group you walk on. it’s great and all. expectations of being completely perfect aside.

yan! siblings range from being horny to being absolute degenerates towards you. the eldest loves to grope you all over and absolutely despises it when your attention is not on them. but whenever it is, they’ll be off fucking some random stranger in front of you just to make you jealous. they’re completely in it for the chase, and get turned off when you show even the slightest hint of reciprocation. they’d be rich from the amount of sex tapes they have alone. though platonically speaking they’re pretty great actually. a lot of fans made compilations titled “[y/n] and [eldest name] being normal siblings for once” or [eldest name] being [y/n] biggest fan” for when you they show genuine love and interest in what you do.

middle child aka boyloser supreme here is the current heir to the qasem riches. why? because he’s a masochist- okay not really because of just that- he’s a hardworker despite his title and often gets high grades but because that wasn’t really extraordinary in the clan he never got attention for it. what he did get attention for was being depressed and being ‘not presentable’ or ‘filthy’. even then he’s still pretty smart and hasn’t impregnated half the town like the eldest so he’s been entrusted with the riches (also he can’t exactly impregnate since his cock is non existent… yes he has a bussy)

reality tv show wise he was kind of forgotten and/or only known for being somewhat smart until he transitioned and society being society made that a controversy and his only personality trait. until people realized that he’s just so much hotter all of a sudden as a boy? gender euphoria does things to people. a lot of edits between you and him feature the man staring at you from afar. or hiding his arousal that he gets from your existence.

there are many more siblings and other fam members in mind (particularly screeching over the maternal grandparents, I’ll add them if I get more asks to this) but i need to go sleep soon so we’re skipping to youngest child.

you know him, you love him.

it’s yan! tsun!. yeah the boy is spoiled to the max. he somehow spends a million bucks per week (probably on Taylor Swift merch). he swears he doesn’t want to fuck you but he already has a million sex toys modeled after your pp or pps if you’re intersex, whatever it is. the only reason he hasn’t commissioned an accurate wax doll of you is cause he’s afraid it’ll suddenly fall out of the corner of his walk in closet through all those designer clothes and into the eyes of the camera men (he doesn’t care much about his fans/the viewers cause they’re faceless as far as he knows). like eldest he has his wholesome moments when tells you not to worry too much about the show or how you present. though it’s mostly off camera, a lot of fans see how close you are. he also shows his support subtlely when it comes to scandals, like boyloser’s for example wherein he started wearing “feminine” clothes and slaying in them just to slam on those people with paper thin, fragile as glass masculinity.

…but yeah there’s a clip that went viral of him sniffing your clothes.

(will definitely add the women of the family one day….) (most likely if I get another request for this or if this goes big yuh)

#hns.txt💬 #hns.ask💌 #hns.amir #hns.qasem #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere oc #yandere imagine #yandere x you #yandere fic #yandere oc x reader #yandere core #Yandere family #Yandere tsundere #tsundere Yandere #Yandere boyloser #Yanderecore #Yandere concept #Yandere scenario #rich Yandere #Yandere harem #Yandere various #various Yandere

[slickfordain]

Your work is awesome!!

I'll read everything else rq, but first-

Hello, how was your day? How are you feeling?

If it's okay, may I share a bit of my game and ask how will characters react on it?

So uhh

I always say out loud how adorable Nahida is and how she is my "adopted child"

Also during the archon quest I was litteraly chanting "someone help, love and protect her please"

Also when I didn't get Nahida on her banner, I was like "Sages, if it was You, I'm about to destroy you"

I also always greet my team and say "bye" if I'm leaving.

I switch to every character and tell them it. Even how THEY did while I was gone

Maybe I'm going insane Idk?

If you don't want to do it, it's okay!^^

Bye-bye! And again- your work(s) are awesome! Gotta read some more

I may sound insane but I as well say “Hello / hi” to Genshin characters one time because I wanted them to feel welcomed??? I’m kind of new to this shit so I stole my friend’s phone to say hi to them 💀💀 this is such a cute request overall, Nahida is such a baby 💔💔

Also I’m doing just well hon, thank you for asking me. <3 I hope you’re feeling well yourself.

Teyvat is protective of their creator no matter what gender they’re specified with;; however, it seems that you favor Nahida more than others— Most likely as if you made her to actually be your related child. Nahida was hesitant and shy at first, but over the time when she thought about it, she couldn’t help but feel so free and blessed with such a humble God mother/father figure like you.

You’re protective, even if it’s the traveller and Paimon… You still warned them to make sure that Nahida stays secured and safe. Everyone in different nations although takes this request far too seriously- that at this point, Nahida feels rather isolated. Though she knew you never meant any harm, how could she ever assume you would? She’s a wise sweet little girl, humble as you even, she honestly could see the connection of being your child. Literally.

But, that of course makes other children jealous… NPC children would most likely have different voice lines when it comes to Nahida too— which is basically in Sumeru city, and, I guess the Archons has to be checked 24/7 all of the sudden? Confused as you are, you weren’t displeased with it, you felt… Happy actually. Happy that people are acknowledging Nahida. (Although they’re fighting over who gets to be Nahida’s other parent)

Alhaitham especially would have some rooms prepared for Nahida, like, y’know, if she’s tired in a middle of nowhere— there’ll always be a house nearby her area, her spot. The followers of you would be cooking food nonstop for the little child, hoping that she’s willing to test their taste. After all, only she knows what you love in a guy/girl ~!

Oh oh, and since you did say you want someone to also protect Nahida during a quest— Nahida will be bawling her eyes out and ugly cry. (Pretty cry actually) People will be freaking out of why the fuck is shE EVEN CRYING— The NPCs will all baby her and, treasure hoarders? They won’t even get the chance to lay a finger on her because of the Archons killing them off. (Not like you know 😻)

Nahida would be an absolute troll however. Yes, she is sweet and always devoted to drop the entire lore to help people out— (For example she dropped the entire shit lore to Aether / Lumine) But she is heavily LOYAL to her mother/father figure.

Imagine Dottore especially trying to talk it out with her since they did sort of have a conversation beforehand. So he thought it’s only fair he becomes her dad, by marrying you right? HAHAHA, wrong. Nahida is truly worried and overprotective of you, despite being just a kid version of her Archon self. She will lie, telling things to the Fatui doctor what you did not like.

And this has gone on for so long, it’s absolutely hilarious. Especially for Sumeru as they see this as an attempt to bring their divine being closer to them.

But the thing is, you’re not that expressive— you’re just existing and trying to live on while babying Nahida who just sobs into your affection. Girlie never got so much, so it was truly a blessing to have herself in your care.

And talking about Sages, just imagine Enjou overall having troubles with trying to get to you. All because of Sages 💀 look, if mans wanna get your forgiveness, better as well protect Nahida from the half monster hybrid looking ass hot man. Enjou is in so much misery… (Cue CPR)

Also, can we just appreciate how caring you are? No, it’s not only for Nahida you’re just caring for— it’s not even the reason she’s so loyal to you. (Well, it is but still) The true reason is, is because you keep saying “Hello” and “Bye” to them everyday, no matter how tiring it might get.

I think Diluc would especially love this since uhm, well, his dad ain’t here y’know y’know. (Or any traumatized character really)

…

Imagine Archon Timmie flying up to the heavens above just to replace Nahida and be your son— (Archon Timmie /srs) But then fails because Nahida is too logical and wise that his brain couldn’t take it anymore either.

Okay I’m stopping there 💀💀💀

Also have a sneak peak of my fanfic because I know some people will assume I’m not working on it 💔

It looks shitty but whatever

#various x reader #various #yandere x reader #sagau genshin #yandere sagau genshin impact #yandere sagau #sagau cult au #genshin impact sagau #sagau brainrot #sagau fluff

[crypticjackal13]

Hey, i hope ur having a good day today! :] if its alr with u, can i request SWK x reader who is Pigsy's adopted daughter who Pigsy is very protective of since his daughter is rlly sweet -- especially when she's a very nice big sister to MK too? 🥺 Maybe SWK and s/o has been hiding their relationship to others bc they're not ready reveal their relationship yet, but one day, Pigsy found out? I feel like it'd be really funny considering Pigsy disliked this man's guts with a passion, and here he is,,,,,, dating his daughter 💀

You're so right, Oh my gosh-- Please enjoy!

"When Pigs Fly"(1083 wc)

Sun Wukong x Fem!Reader who is Pigsy's adopted daughter

Romantic oneshot

Pronouns: she her

CW: Pigsy himself is very stressful. That's all lmao

Hey, you at the rendezvous point?

Almost! Once the sign light goes off I’ll meet you in the alley.

Wukong was perched on the roof of the building that not only had MK’s apartment in it, but also Pigsy’s noodles. It’s where he had met y/n, his beloved girlfriend…but also Pigsy’s other adoptive child. She was much more kind and understanding towards him than her father, and also had the kind of energy to keep up with him. It’s why they connected so well!

The only problem was that there was definitely some bad blood between him and Pigsy, which led to the pair deciding to keep things on the down low until Wukong could try to get on Pigsy’s good side.

He snapped back into attention as he saw the pink glow of the shop’s sign go away. Several moments passed as he heard the door to the alley opened and a bag of trash was thrown into the dumpster. He made his move and landed in one of the darker spots.

“Who’s there?” Pigsy’s voice sounded. Wukong immediately turned himself into a bug and prayed that y/n was following behind her father.

“It’s probably one of the stray cats, dad. Chill!” Her voice came from inside the shop, catching the pig’s attention.

“You’re right, you’re right. The darn things have been destroying the trash bags lately.”

“Maybe if we set some food out for them…”

“No, then you’ll get attached. If you want to see some cats, go talk to Sandy.”

Wukong internally sighed. Couldn’t he go on a secret date in peace?!

“Either way, you head home. I’m gonna close up and then go on a walk.”

Finally.

“Alright, but be careful! And don’t talk to strangers!” He nagged her as he went back inside and shut the door. Again, Wukong waited, and then she appeared. Dressed casually enough that it could be work clothes, but still dressy enough to be ready for the date. She locked the door behind her and then looked around. She whistled the theme of “Monkey Cop”, which was their signal to each other when the coast was clear. Wukong got out from under the dumpster and transformed back into his regular form. His heart couldn’t help but skip a beat as she lit up upon seeing him.

“Hey peaches! I missed you!” He approached her and she hugged him, pecking his cheek.

“I missed you too. Are you ready to go?”

“Yup! Remember, we need to be back in an hour or so.”

“Yeah, yeah. C’mon, let’s go!” He took her hand and they hopped onto his nimbus cloud and zoomed off.

They got some takeout from some sushi restaurant and enjoyed it while sitting on the roof. They laughed, they talked, they kissed every now and then. Despite all the constraints, they both enjoyed these special moments together.

“We ought to get going.” She glanced at the clock on her cellphone and even though he hated this part he agreed.

Even with their strong connection and their perfectly healthy relationship, there was no way Pigsy would be okay with them dating. And yet they had been doing so right under his nose for a solid couple of months.

Reluctantly they got back on his cloud and headed back to the alleyway. They landed, and they thought it all was fine…

Until y/n made direct eye contact with her father.

While her arms were loosely wrapped around Wukong’s neck.

“Heyyyy…” she tried to play it all off, but didn’t move. She was stuck in place in fear.

“You—You and him-What the heck?!” He exclaimed. She practically jumped off the cloud and waved her hands.

“It’s not what it looks like!”

“Y/n l/n, you’d better give me a darn good reason to not ground you for life and YOU’D better give me a darn good reason not to beat the immortality out of you!” Pigsy shouted, pointing at y/n and Wukong respectively. They both looked at each other.

“Well, you see—“

“Uhm—“

Despite being alive for thousands of years, no amount of Buddhist teachings or demon fights could have prepared Wukong for how awkward this was. But he furrowed his brow, took one of y/n’s hands, and stood his ground.

“Listen, I know that you’ve got an idea of me that maybe isn’t super positive,” he started. He could feel how sweaty his palm was compared to y/n’s. “But I’m working on it! And y/n here has helped me with that, and she’s also dating me, uh…” he tried to keep the confidence he had when he had started speaking, but he could feel every bit of rage that was radiating off of Pigsy. Y/n squeezed his hand.

“He’s not perfect, but nobody is. If you got to know him, maybe you’d accept him and forgive him.” She finished, a strong determination in her eyes.

Gods, what did he do to deserve her?

Pigsy looked between the two of them multiple times as he processed all of what had been said. He finally pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed heavily. The other two held their breaths.

“This is gonna take a lot of getting used to…” he stepped toward them and they mutually wondered what was about to happen. But to their pleasant surprise, he held out his hand to Wukong. “But if you swear not to hurt her in any way, then I guess you two can be together.”

The way he said it was like he couldn’t believe he had to actually say it, like he couldn’t comprehend that this was happening in real time. But y/n beamed as she embraced her dad.

“Aw, thank you!! Thank you, thank you!”

“I promise I’ll never hurt her.” Wukong said, shaking the hand that was presented to him. He then stood back as Pigsy hugged his daughter back. Then he gave the slightest of nods to Wukong as he went back inside his own apartment. Y/n turned back to her boyfriend, before embracing him too. He started laughing in relief as he picked her up and spun her around.

“Well, expect to see a little more of me, sweetheart.” He winked, setting her down. She stood back a bit as he got back onto his cloud.

“I’ll be looking forward to it!”

And just like that, he was gone, and she was left with a very light feeling in her chest.

#lego monkie kid #lmk headcanon #lmk x reader #lmk #lego monkie kid headcanons #lego monkie kid x reader #romantic oneshot #sun wukong lmk #lmk wukong #sun wukong #wukong x reader #lmk monkey king x reader #monkey king x reader #monkey king

[sxgarp0pz]

“ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWS...”—

PLATONIC!VENTI / NEUVILLETTE x CHILD!ANEMO SOVEREIGN READER.

GN READER

cw: Brief religious mentions(church, prayer),Brief drinking mentions, slight Fontaine spoilers(?), possibly OOC in some parts. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

•Let’s begin properly, with the Anemo man himself: Venti.

•How they met was really in hindsight, not a surprise.

•I can see Sov!reader hearing one of his hymns, and trying to find him.

•Meanwhile Venti gets increasingly confused/worried about the new immense anemo energy that is not his.

•Venti seeking them out and standing there awkwardly with sovereign looking at him silently.

•Eventually he asks why they’re in the woods, where their parents are, and why they have anemo but no vision.

Venti clears his throat,“hello there child! If you don’t mind, Why are you in the forest..? And-” he looks at them carefully, searching for something. “Do you happen to have a vision?” He asks, charming voice getting strained near the end.

“a what?” Those two words were the thing that made him realize.

•With the new knowledge of what exactly anemo sovereign!reader is, he decides after zero thinking to “adopt” them!

•This of course means, “teach them to use anemo & play the lyre” but still!

•I can imagine training with Venti going.. well? If you’ve ever seen that part in ATLA where Katara first tries training waterbending to Aang(the scroll episode), it was pretty much that.

•I can see visiting the church, and praying to Barbatos, which may or may not have made Venti a little smug. Once he remembered who he was💀

•l imagine him not drinking while reader is around, for dignities sake.

•Eventually, Venti does worry how Sov! Reader would react about what happened to the previous dragon sovereigns, but he won’t need to worry for that until long ahead.

•In the end, the two of them end up having a father/older brother & child/younger sibling relationship.

•Now, Neuvillette is certainly happy reader has resurrected, but how did they meet?

•The two met when Venti had decided to take them Fontaine for “a little outing”. Where, they inevitably ran into each other.

•I can imagine that Venti knows dragon-sovereign!reader can fend for themselves, and obviously they’re quite strong, +Fontaine has a record of being reasonably safe, so he left them alone for 5 minutes. Little did he know.. •The Melusines simply had wanted to talk with reader, being interested in their “aura” of sorts, when Neuvillette had come to see them.

•unlike Venti, he knew almost immediately.

As always, Neuvillette had come to see the Melusines. It was practically a daily routine for him, always predictable. But, one thing he would never expect would soon appear.

“[__]? I’ve—…” The man paused when his eyes landed on the child, an unmistakable presence. Eyes widened, he stepped forward; “Greetings, young one. Who exactly may you be?” He asked, vying for more information— had the previous sovereign truly been reborn?

When they responded, Neuvillette knew he was correct.

•I imagine he would care for a.d.s!reader just as much as the Melusines, even more so if reader got along well with them.

•I can see Reader visiting Fontaine every few weeks, listening to his times and interests. •On that topic, I think that If A.d.s!reader ever listens to him talk endlessly about water or law, or even asked/took interest In them, he would be overjoyed!

•if reader ever wonders, Neuvillette would gladly show them his power, and perhaps help them with their own. •slightly jealous of Venti, as reader eventually goes back, but ultimately understanding. •Like Venti and anemo dragon-sovereign!reader, I see Neuvillette and readers relationship as: caring father-figure & slightly weird mystery child.

#genshin impact #genshin imagines #genshin x reader #genshin x gender neutral reader #platonic!genshin #Genshin x child reader #Genshin Neuvillette #genshin venti #genshin headcanons #Venti genshin

[shankschewtoy]

Hiii🙏🥺I saw ur event nd I wondering if it's okay if I requested some Whitebeard with 5) dinner with your family ,just make it pure crack plz ur humour is elite and I feel just Dad whitebeard Just trying to have a good family dinner with his 258 child he adopted is a good time 🧍🫰🫰 plz nd thank uu

a/n - oh my god. YES. MY TIME HAS COME. aw that makes me so happy that my humor is funny 😭💜💜 imagine how many dishes there’ll be 💀💀 I added Oden and his friends because they’re a part of the crew too :)

headcanon prompt 5

Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, crack/fluff, platonic

- dinner with your family was… fun??

- you were helping your pops set the table with thatch while the others were busy wrapping some last minute presents

- it was cold on the ship, so everyone was either shivering in a little ball by the fire, or they were absolutely immune to the cold (ace+marco)

- the amount of plates you had to set on the table was ridiculous

- and god was there going to be a fight over who had to wash all these

- “Y/n!!! Is dinner ready yet?! I’m starving-“ Ace said, scaring the absolute shit out of you from behind

- you ended up kicking him in the face, which was pretty amazing since he was so tall-

- poor ace

- “Ace! Didn’t mean to kick you-!”

- “….mhm.”

- he was holding back tears, it hurt so bad 😭

- Thatch was lecturing him how he couldn’t cry because that wouldn’t be manly or some shit as Marco tried to give him and ice pack

- “Y/n, can you round them all up in here?” Whitebeard asked, sitting down in his chair, handing you the bell

- You grinned, this part was your favorite

- you stepped outside and onto the tallest place of the deck, bracing yourself with an excited smile on your face

- you started shaking the bell as loudly and as obnoxiously as you could

- Izou woke up, falling off the bunk bed, messing up his hair

- Oden was absolutely frightened 💀 he was running around trying to see who was attacking and where the danger was so he could “pulverize” it

- This was their first Christmas with the whitebeard pirates! You had to make it memorable for them!

- you took a deep breath, grabbing every single amount of energy from your stomach

- “DINNNERRRRRR!” You yelled, your voice seeming to absolutely shake the entire ship

- poor izou. he kept trying to fix his hair since it was all messy from sleeping, but with your screaming, he was too distracted

- he couldn’t get his lipstick right either 😭😭😭

- there was a thud, and then all of the crew, all of your siblings started crashing through the door, sitting down at all the tables with an enormous amount of energy

- “What is all this?” Oden asked you with an amazed gaze, staring at the many plates laid out on the tables

- “It’s a feast, welcome to the crew!” You said cheerfully, jumping down and waving to all of your bright and happy family

- ace thought carrying seven plates at once was an amazing idea, so he had three on each arm, and one on his head

- what was nice is that the food stayed warm since he’s literally made out of fire 👍

- Oden literally jumped down, almost landing on top of ace before he managed to dodge

- Oden was just as excited as everyone else, and he started jumping around with Marco and the others

- whitebeard walked out with the biggest plate of meat you’d ever seen

- thatch had really outdone himself this time :)

- it was a large family, but it was a damn good one

- whitebeard was telling ace not to drink to much since he was so young still

- “Idiot- you’re not an adult yet.”

- “Pops it’s fine! We’re pirates!”

- he ends up chugging the whole bottle and then whitebeard had to carry him to bed at 7pm (for reference this party ended at around 2am)

- izou had finally emerged from his room, his hair done, and his makeup done perfectly

- it took him an hour+ but-

- at the end of dinner, you were helping thatch and marco clean up while the others put all the chairs and tables away

- you came to see that the kitchen sink was full of an ungodly amount of plates

- you were about to ask your brothers something, but when you turned around, they were gone

- “YOU JERKS! GET BACK HERE!”

- they had already run away 💀 fucking assholes

- ew. The dishes were about to literally overflow from the sink 🥲

- whitebeard peeked inside, dragging Marco and Thatch inside by their collars, “Do the damn dishes. Don’t make your sister do all of them.”

- “….ok pops.”

- they had no choice but to listen to him, or who knows what would happen

- it was a chaotic Christmas, but spending it with your family made it so much better

- having help with the dishes was all thanks to whitebeard, what would you all do without him??

- marco would’ve ended up looking like this bitch for the whole series. Whitebeard gave him his glowup ✨

a/n - sorry but Marco looks like he woke up high on some shit 💀

#one piece #one piece hcs #anime hcs #whitebeard pirates #whitebeard one piece #edward newgate #marco op #ace one piece #portgas d. ace #marco one piece

[coeluvr]

How a leader treats their least fortunate speak a lot of their character.

Vesphire citizens could be argued to be that least fortunate due to the worsening living conditions in this case, and so it can be argued he is a truly good leader. But I counter that it is MC, who was a child forced into so much by his own hand, that is the true least fortunate one and Luceris has failed them so spectacularly.

At least the Vesphire citizens can leave for better lives; at least they have the freedom to choose what they wish to do next if living in their homeland becomes too much. MC doesn't even have that anymore; Luceris robbed them of their freedom, tossed them into a glided cage, and threw away the key as he leaves them to be mocked and tormented for the rest of their life in Rosea, because all he cares about is using them to catch Catalina.

Luceris failed as a leader the moment he looked at a helpless child at his mercy and could only see a chess piece.

See, majority of Vesphirians would not agree with you.

Them: MC might have lost their family (good riddance because those people didn't do anything for us) and that is really sad for a child but they live in a palace! Have food to eat every day! Quality of life is probably one of the best in the world!

You: They got married as a kid 🤨

Them: It is a bit strange but did they ever have to do anything in that marriage? The Emperor basically adopted them but gave them the Consort title which gave them more power.

You: They were mistreated by almost everyone they met, they were given spoiled food, and their clothes were ripped apart sometimes 🤨

Them: Well I'm sure the Emperor took care of that.

You: They're depressed, you asshole 🤨

Them: Jeez welcome to the world!

It's really hard for them to understand how bad MC's life is when from the outside everything looks nice.

To them, Luceris is doing good for both parties (Vesphire and MC).

I don't blame them because people won't understand until they are in that person's shoes. In the same way MC doesn't understand Luceris and Luceris doesn't truly understand MC.

I feel like this is how a lot of people treat celebrities in our society (by no means am I saying they're poor souls who need to be understood), it's just hard to sympathize when your world and their world seem so far apart.

Sometimes people think money is the solution to all their problems so how come those who have money seem to have problems too? How can you be the Consort and have so many problems?

"Go cry in the palace that the Emperor gave you!" 💀

#coe answers #coaaf if: mc

[t1oui]

having a hard time working on i slam the door and i'm on my way rn because i actually dislike writing angst lol. not going to stop updating ofc but updates will be sporattic like i said, even if the first few chapters had a weekly update schedule (i updated pretty much every weekend)

anyways, i thought i'd do quick intros to all the fics i have in the works (+ a re intro to istdaiomw for anyone who doesn't know what it is)

teen and up | no archive warnings apply | multiple relationships | incomplete a jegulus-centered fic with background sirius x remus and lily x evan x barty. might (probably will) also have dorlene.

takes place during the war and follows multiple povs (so far james, regulus, and - soon - evan). basically just a what-if if regulus ran away from his family and joined james & sirius at the potters'.

you can find this fic here!

teen and up | no archive warnings apply | multiple relationships | not yet published (or written 💀)

the next wip on this list is troublemakers, which is something i've had in the back of my mind for a while now. originally it centered around lily, rose, and my oc lucy, but i recently i decided to change it so the two povs are lucy and albus's.

basically, it follows (or will follow) albus, the only slytherin in his immediate family, who feels overshadowed by his famous siblings and his friends, who two of which have just become prefects. the fic will show him reconnecting with his family and basically carving out a niche for himself (and will have scorbus)

it will also follow my oc, lucy weasley-wood. she often feels like the laughingstock of her family - like albus, overshadowed by her friends and cousins: confident lily and smart rose. this fic will show her also carving out a niche for herself and might have some romance between her and another oc of mine, a deamus child named henry :)

basically just a dual pov fic about two cousins finding themselves

teen and up | character death | multiple relationships | also unpublished & not yet written

a place called home is the name of the series rewrite i'm currently plotting and i love it sm honestly lol

this rewrite would be very headcanony and would be harry's pov. basically, in this world harry was adopted and raised by the lovegood family and is the older brother of luna. also, pandora doesn't die. xenophilius is lucius malfoy's disowned older brother so luna, harry, and draco are cousins.

the main crew in this fic would be harry, hermione, blaise, and pansy with quite a bit of draco and some luna. harry, pansy, and draco are slytherins while hermione, blaise, and luna are ravenclaws. (this fic will/would have pretty heavy ron bashing for most of it but he gets a redemption arc i promise ;-; not like we really get to see it but yknow i tried)

the focus of this fic is friendship, so no one in the main crew is dating, but the endgame ships are harry x cedric, hermione x cho, and draco x blaise. pansy... she's just there. oh yeah and nuna

there's also background percy x oliver, dean x seamus, lavender x parvati, and sirius x remus. would also have a shorter side story following percy and his friends which i'll talk about next

mature | graphic depictions of violence | m/m | not published or written

so this story was originally made as a story to accompany a place called home, but it could (and might) be published by itself. it follows the story of a slytherin percy weasley through his years at hogwarts & during the war alongside his best friends penelope clearwater, oliver wood, and marcus flint. it would show percy's side of a place called home.

though this fic originally started as purely funny "haha percy and his friends are trying to keep harry alive at school" i honestly think it will be one of if not the darkest of these wips lol. sure there will also be violence in apch and istdaiomw but this is the only fic with super graphic descriptions of any violence bc percy... let's just say bro goes through some stuff.

the title is the name of a spell made by percy that is pretty important both in this fic and in a place called home :) i won't say what it's for but it mixes two latin words meaning show/reveal and secret.

~

so yeah, this is a basic idea of the bigger things i have in the works right now. as for things on the smaller side, i'm actively working on developing a sequel to my oneshot if you stayed as well as working on an evan pov muggle au with rosekiller & jegulus. might post more on those later :)

#hp fandom #harry potter fandom #harry potter #hp #hp fanfic #fic: i slam the door and i'm on my way #wip intros #james potter #regulus black #percy weasley #hermione granger #luna lovegood #draco malfoy #jegulus #perciver #marauders era

[duplicitywrites]

untitled timeloop fic

i plan to write this in the future, probably. until then you just get the entire plot in an info dump 💀🙏🏼

this kind of a psychological horror so if you don't like that i suggest not reading further!

-

harry is the master of death. he goes back in time with the mindset that he can 'fix' tom. the first time he goes back it's to the same year tom was meant to kill myrtle and open the chamber, he decides to be tom's professor, tries to influence him that way to be a better person. but it doesn't work and canon plays out the same way--

so harry goes back in time AGAIN to try, but this time he goes back further and starts earlier in tom's life, at tom's first year. we follow harry's new attempt all the way up until he catches up with timeline1!harry--who he stuns and locks in a trunk, freezing him under stasis.

his new plan is to fix tom first, then send timeline1!harry back to first year with the memories current harry has to complete the time loop.

this STILL doesn't work and canon plays out the same way--

harry goes back further. before tom meets dumbledore. introduce tom to magic in a kinder way. this time, he's sure he will be able to fix everything. he mentors and guides tom up until the first point of the second timeline.

this is where he meets timeline2!harry, who asks him about what he's doing--why did he need to go back again? why are they still failing? current harry stuns him and dumps him into the trunk too.

canon plays out the same way--

harry goes back a third time. he adopts tom from the orphanage as a child and raises him.

this time, when he encounters timeline3!harry, the one who was so sure he had it right, they get into an argument. current harry kills the other harry and puts him in the trunk. he's still thinking he can fix this… and we realize harry isn't exactly sane anymore 🥺

harry continues raising tom until we see timeline2!harry again. harry instantly kills him and dumps the body into the trunk. we realize that every time harry goes through the entire timeline, he's not just encountering the last version of himself, but every single version again.

[time skip]

harry calmly approaching timeline1!harry, who is shocked and confused that this harry has been apparently raising tom this entire time. past harry realizes that this harry is insane ("you can't take tom away from me, he's MINE") and they get into a worse fight than the last one.

timeline1!harry still dies, only tom walks in on the murder and asks harry ("father?") what the hell is going on. this tom has been raised from infancy and thinks of harry as his birth father.

harry explains that he's fixing everything, that it will all be okay if tom can just trust him.

tom follows harry to the trunk, which harry opens up. the trunk is stacked with bodies and bodies and bodies, implying that harry has gone back even more times since the last iteration we saw.

harry says not to worry, that was the last one, and they'll be safe now and no one will come for them again 🥺

the end 😭

#extras #tomarry #misc

[yandereloversblog]

Heya! I'm pretty sure you said something about accepting yandere platonic request so-

Can i request a Yandere Gregory where he can either sees reader as a parent figure, a best friend or both ! You can choose~ It can be adult reader for the parent or for the best friend one, it can be reader around his age ! The reader can also be a animatronic or just a human like him!

𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞!𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐲 -> 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎

  ───────•°˖~❉᯽❉~˖°•───────  

> 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺: 𝙵𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝙽𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝙰𝚝 𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚍𝚢'𝚜: 𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑

> 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿: 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚛𝚢

> 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚢𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚃𝚘𝚡𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜, 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚛𝚢, 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍

> 𝗧𝘆𝗽𝗲 𝗢𝗳 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁: 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗

  ───────•°˖~❉᯽❉~˖°•─────── 

•Yes your honour, I did make the banner last second and I am a part of "Gregory is a menace" cult.

•Me trying to pull myself together and finally write for this kid so it's a little bad.

•I wanted the reader to be around his age first but then decided on an adult reader who works at the Pizzaplex and sorta takes care of the kids that are alone.

  ───────•°˖~❉᯽❉~˖°•─────── 

Somehow you ended up as the weird kid's best friend, in fact he's more like your child because you haven't seen neither his parents nor his older siblings around.

You ended up sharing some candy with him one day because he looked lonely in the crowd.

"What? For me...?"

The shock and suspicion on his face broke your heart, like was this kid being abused? But after he realized there wasn't anything wrong with the candy he just wanted more.

Honestly you just kept giving them to him every time you met because of how happy he gets.

Maybe he sneaks in so that's why you never see any adults around him.

You didn't mean to end up getting dragged around by Gregory all the time the second he grabs a hold of your hand 

"Come on [Y/N]! I wanna see the new games they added to the arcade! Huh? Of course you'll play with me!"

Gregory finally got his first friend! Obviously he's going to want to spend every second of their time together.

And for some reason he feels safe enough with you, like if he hides behind you nothing will hurt him.

"I think I've heard the others say something about this... A parent?"

Honestly he forgets about all his plans and just follows you around all day from now on.

He's getting mistaken for your child you took to work with you.

First Gregory was satisfied with you being his -only- best friend but now he wants you to be his parents.

Remember how I said your job was to take care of some young kids who don't have their parents around for the moment? Yeah you can't do that anymore, only Gregory deserves that kind of attention.

Gonna see someone holding your hand and the second you're gone the kid is gonna get pushed and probably get a broken arm or leg.

Hey he isn't registered anywhere, they can't find him if they don't know he exists.

A lot of kids you interacted with have gotten hurt- even a few adults because they went off on you.

"You deserve it. You have your own mom and dad, stop touching mine."

-I dunno why but I imagine Gregory with an axe- like imagine a crazy child with an axe chasing your ass 💀-

Then you had to work overtime because he got somehow stuck inside Freddy's stomach...

You were glad to let Gregory out of the Pizzaplex in time but you don't know where he lives.

Then Gregory admits to not having a family or anything like that and you adopt him cuz he wormed his into your heart.

Of course the sneaky gremlin planned all of this... Now he clings to you like an actual affectionate child with their parent.

If someone dates you they're gonna have to get his approval... If they're annoying they get hurt or God forbid they hurt you- instant death.

Cocky ass kid... Yet acts like an angel in front of you.

"[Y/N] and I deserve way better than some trash like you."

#yandere #yandere fnaf #platonic yandere #platonic yandere and reader #platonic yandere Gregory #platonic yandere Gregory and reader #platonic yandere fnaf

[fyodorloveclub]

dazai is one of those characters i love so much he makes me sick to my stomach and i have a few old headcanons about him rotting in my notes app

because he never had good healthcare as a child, his body is extremely weak and sensitive. overheats very easily, and throws up or gets an upset stomach whenever he eats something he’s not used to, so you have to be careful with what you feed him and slowly introduce new foods to him.

has issues biting his nails, so you paint them to help him stop. he doesn’t chew on his painted nails because you did them, and he doesn’t want to ruin something you made. he’ll just marvel at them on the rare occasion when you’re not there to give him attention.

one time you went away for a week on a mission, and it was the worst thing that ever happened to him. he spent the entire week curled up in bed, crying into the sheets and blowing up your phone. every time you responded to him he was able to breath a little bit better, and you eventually able to get on a call with him, which calmed him down for the rest of the day. he was sobbing uncontrollably when you came back, and clung onto you for a few days after. you were never assigned to a mission without him after that.

adopts a cat with you, and frequently brings it to the office. you rescued it when it was only a few days old, and it sees the two of you of you as parents. dazai, in the end, is very similar to the cat. whenever you have to give extra attention to the kitten, he gets all pouty and whines for you take care of him as well (which you always oblige to.)

likes little pet names and such, he craves your praise so badly to the point he’ll cave the moment you call him something sweet. eagerly asks you if he’s doing well, and it makes his day when you say yes. “am i pretty? am i doing good?” he’s just compliment fishing, but he’s so sweet you can’t deny him.

wears a little bit eyeliner and mascara, he likes looking pretty for you. he also loves when you do it for him, he just giggles and sneaks in little kisses on your cheek the entire time. puts cute little clips in his hair that kyouka gives him sometimes as well.

you’re the only one who he lets touch him, loves physical affection, but only from you. he loves being hugged and kissed all over, especially in the workplace, he’s so proud he has someone to hold and care for him. purposely wears his bandages in way to show off the hickeys on his neck.

this is so sweet...... snibble snibble snibble.............

i love the idea of him bringing the kitten to the office ehehehe despite kunikida's repeated protests bc the cat makes him sneezy he brings the little orange baby every single day and lets it frolic around (it takes a particular liking to atsushi)

he's just so not used to having someone care for and love him so deeply, unconditionally, and without ulterior motive that having to go without that love tears him apart. he wants you to tell him he's pretty, to do his makeup, to love on him physically, verbally, and emotionally. also him wearing the hairclips kyouka gave him WUAAHHH

i disagree a little bit with the health thing just bc he might've had shit care when he was little but mori def nursed him back to health, and his obsession with crab and sake lends to the idea that he has a pretty hard stomach 💀

he's such a sweet boy i love him so much idc what anyone says

#voices in my head #{ musings; dazai }

[dumbass-tumbler-cryptid]

I'm sorry that I'm delving into unnecessary topics, but I love (and need to function) knowing the details of the most insignificant things (ah i love being diagnosed with autism spectrum at the age of 18 💀 I'm really sorry, but my brain won't let me rest without this knowledge) do you have more thoughts about Hunter? His character, appearance, style of clothing, maybe some fancast? What about his adoptive family - did they beat good people and what would he think about Spider?

No need to apologize! Your message had me smiling all day long💞 I'm sorry I kept you waiting for a response. I work nights and weekends so i wasn't able to answer your ask until now. But i'm really happy your interest in this Spider has a sibling Cabin in the Woods Au.

First off Spider is fifteen at the start of Cabin in the Woods (I know he's 16 in canon but I aged him down a year to better fit the timeline I wanted for the endings) Hunter is about two and a half years younger then him making him 12-13 in this au.

So I'm going to start with Hunter's upbringing. His adoptive parents are the complete opposite of Quaritch and Paz. His adoptive dad is a workaholic white collar business man and his adoptive mom is an internet addicted, pinterest aesthetic, almond mom. Hunter knows that they love him but even though he doesn't know he's adopted he can just feel that he's different then them. He wants to play sports but his mom wont let him because she doesn't want him getting hurt/ doesn't want him bringing dirt into her perfect white house. Hunter wants to go camping but his dad doesn't know the first thing about roughing it. Hunter will fight bullies at school and his parents will scold him wondering how they raised such a wild child.

Hunter is a pretty good kid on the whole. He was raised as an only child in an upper middle class family so he's a little spoiled but he's not a brat. He's just naive to his own privilege. By nature he's very energetic, and can be a bit hot headed at times, but because of how he was raised he's a "children should be seen and not heard" kind of a kid. He's quiet but not shy. A bit of a loner but will stand up for himself and others if need be. Subdued would be the best word to describe him (before he meets his brother)

Looks wise you'd be able to tell at a glance that Hunter is Spider's younger brother. They share a lot of the same facial features. The only major differences are Hunter's hair and eyes. Hunter has curly hair like everyone else in his family but his is brown like Paz's and kept short and neat by his adoptive parents. He's got Quaritch's blue eyes. Style wise since he's 12 his adoptive mom buys all his clothes and it's all some real sad beige baby aesthetic stuff. Like he's always dressed like it's business casual day at the office and he hates it. It makes him feel like a boring nerd.

So when he first sees Spider, despite being terrified he thinks the teenager by his side is the absolute coolest. Spider's got long intricate braids like a Viking and has a total skater look but with brightly colored handmaid bracelets and necklaces. He's everything his parents would disapprove of, and Hunter loves that. Spider fearlessly berates their kidnaper, and is so kind and comforting to Hunter without even really knowing him. Hunter is so shocked, scared and angry as Quaritch shows him the truth. That Quaritch is his father, Spider is his brother and his mother brutally died. In the beginning of it all Hunter clings to Spider and the two of them bond very quickly.

Quaritch won't allow Spider to use his nickname strictly calling him Miles or Junior and will give Hunter a look if he slips up and calls his brother by his preferred name but in small moments when they know there father can't hear, Hunter will call his brother Spider and it makes the older boy feel like he's glowing every time. When Quaritch cuts off Spider's braids, Hunter does his best to try and comfort his brother even though Spider is putting on a brave face and pretending like it's no big deal.

In the beginning it felt like Quaritch was playing a sick game of house with them, having normal sit down family meals together, playing board games, helping them with there homework that sort of thing. But when ever he has a moment where he's one on one with his children he'll take the opportunity to get into the boys' heads. He'll say to Spider, "Hunter was given a good home, with a loving family but because you were "too old" at the ripe age of two. you got passed around the system like you were nothing. They took your brother away from you and didn't even have the decency to tell you about it." And to Hunter he'd say, "Those so called "parents" of yours knew about your brother. And they let him rot in the foster care system. They lied to you your entire life. Kept you from your real family. Do they sound like good people to you son?"

Spider would never resent his brother for having a better life then him. He knows that wasn't Hunter's fault. even if he did think that, Quaritch wouldn't want his sons resenting each other and would stress to Spider that it's the system he should hate, not his brother.

I could keep going but I've got another ask in my inbox about the au so I will continue my thoughts there. If you have anymore thoughts or questions though feel free to ask me. I'm always here for you guys 💞

#miles spider socorro #spider socorro #colonel miles quaritch #miles quaritch #cabin in the woods #paz socorro #avatar fanfiction

[eluxcastar]

hey! request for headcanons on urd and rigr as a father (specifically if they had a daughter)?

With a daughter.

FEATURES: urd geales, rígr stafford

CW: none

WC: 670

NOTES: Rígr's non-deadbeat Dad arc

can’t believe seeing this in my inbox single-handedly ended my impromptu hibernation (ノ*°▽°*) I’m gonna try and post more lmao

urd geales

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Strict, definitely, in bed by nine p.m. smh ruins all your fun (︶︹︺) haAUSHW

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Single Father of two kids and a suspiciously human-like house cat (only one of those three is an actual child mentally and physically; spoiler alert it’s you)

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 He probably just wants the best for you ngl, good grades and plenty of friends, though also likely not good at communicating that those rules of his aren't meant to punish you. He might need to work on it (_ _;) ♡

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Unfortunately he's likely a somewhat distantly Dad too, busy, tries to make time, but probably can't show up for everything (￣▽￣*)ゞ

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Does his best to account for that though, lets you stay with him while he works sometimes, as long as it's not too dangerous like he'd never take you to Japan and let you witness 106 that shit is too traumatic (ﾟ▽ﾟ*)

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Honestly I can kinda see him smothering you a bit (_ _;) poor guy probably doesn't really want to face the prospect of you growing up and becoming independent

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Like, you always needed him before, and then suddenly you don't anymore?? That's gotta hurt man (╥﹏╥)

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 If you ask you don't have an Uncle you haven't met, Rígr who ヽ(｀⌒´)ﾉ

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 He has that ‘You love him and you’re pretty sure he loves you but it’s hard to connect with him’ kinda thing going on?? Like it’s not as if he’s distant newspaper Dad but he’s definitely not play football in the yard Dad either help, he has his own ways of communicating affection even if it’s just to spend time with you.

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Anyway he’s been sitting you on his lap for like twelve years at least, one day he’s gonna try and get you to sit there and you’re not gonna fit anymore (_ _;) existential crisis time go

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 He’s probably going to need a talking to once you’re older about the fact that you’re not five anymore because he’s gonna have a little trouble processing that fact, give him a sec he’s swimming in Egypt because he is in denial (￢_￢) literally the worst joke I’ve ever made bye

 rígr stafford

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Went out for milk fifteen years ago and hasn't been back since /j

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Nah he's probably an ok Dad (ﾟ▽ﾟ*) not the worst, not the best either, trying his best and working on it but who knows how much trauma you're gonna get it's a toss game (¯▿¯)

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Raising a gremlin child and is absolutely running with it 💀

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Who the heck even knows if your Mother is still there, single Dad trying his best be like  (ﾟ▽ﾟ*) actually he probably adopted his kid wait that gives me an idea

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Definitely keeps you well out of his affairs though, you have no place knowing about the finer details of his work or having people involved in his work know about you

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Wouldn't be surprised if he'd take you to the orphanage sometimes when he visits, lets you play with the other kids, or just stay home sometimes

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 He's fine leaving you home alone if he thinks you can manage, but of course you can (*￣︶￣) you're his daughter after all

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Definitely proud Dad, chronically holding himself back from boasting any and all achievements ♡

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Contrary to Urd, you'd most definitely have an oversees Uncle you haven't met but god damn you keep having to hear about him (_ _;) your Grandfather though? Lmao what Grandfather ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Supreme bedtime story teller I don’t make the rules, even if you so happen to grow out of bedtime stories you’re getting tucked in every night ♡ he probably lets you fall asleep on the couch some nights too and just leaves you with a blanket so he doesn’t disturb you

⊹ ִֶָ𓂅 Despite that I imagine you’d have to become a pretty independent child, can entertain yourself, a bit of self-discipline, probably know how to make yourself a sandwich in case you get hungry, get yourself home after school (⇀‸↼‶) it’d probably become a pretty normal thing though

#♡ — anon visit. #✦ — headcanons. #✦ — fluff. #can't tell if this is actually fluff or just me not having a dad LMAO #owari no seraph manga #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #ons #sote #urd #urd geales #urd x reader #urd geales x reader #rigr #rigr stafford #rigr x reader #rigr stafford x reader

[garden-of-athena]

you hate focalette/neuvifuri bc you see it as familial but you ship sheith which is canon brothers. make it make sense <3 also tagging your post as the ship names is a dick move. lol

okay first of all hell yea i can fight ppl on the internet with facts and logic.

anyways 1) i dont hate focallette/neuvifuri because i headcanon them as familial (where tf did i say that btw 💀) i hate them because the shippers are annoying, they look borderline related and almost every fanart i see makes furina look like a goddamn child throwing a tantrum while making neuvillette look like the adult he is. dont you think thats a little bit weird. 2) dont you dare bring sheith into this i made multiple posts explaining why theyre not problematic like at all, but i’ll say it again theyre not canonically brothers, adopted or related, the people working on the show loved sheith more than klance and were hinting at them so much, all you have to do is do one fucking google search. also im not calling furillette a proship unlike the furillette shippers calling wriolette a proship. and again i dont hate furillette because of a hc i have thats not what i said at all. i just said i would like to see more people who hc them as familial. 3) i want the shippers to block me and to not interact so i thought the best way to do that was to tell the shippers directly. also they dont have a problem w tagging other ships while bashing them so i dont see the problem. but if you really think thats a dick move ill remove them, i just dont see the issue but maybe thats because im a petty bitch. i am just sick and tired of ships i like be bashed by (mostly m/w) shippers and having to defend what i like while for no reason people who like m/w dont have to so i decided hey i want to be toxic too im tired of being passive

anyways hope that helps!!! 🫶🫶🫶

[gamerbearmira]

"Excuse me?" Mariano asked coldly as he glared down at Alma who was trying to denounce him as a beast to the town.

"You wanna call us monsters? Cause I'd say abandoning your five year old granddaughter and ignoring and neglecting her for ten years makes you the monster. Not to mention everyone here knows that Mirabel was told to take care of Antonio when she was ten because his supposed parents were too busy. And you wanna call me the monster?" Mariano asked his voice a powerful growl and the town was already aware of this.

It was hard for them to not see or hear him adopting Mirabel and later Antonio. They openly called him papa and his mother their tita and have for years.

"Besides if I'm a monster then why are you the one so desperate to marry off your eldest granddaughter, to me no less?" Mariano asked and Alma glared at him while the town murmured.

"Oh and just in case I wasn't clear enough before....there is no way in hell I'd marry into your family and give you another child to neglect and abuse. Because near starving a five year old? Ignoring her existence? And completely ignoring Antonio until AFTER he got his gift at MY home mind you?" Mariano shook his head.

"You don't care about people or your family, you just want more magical slaves and everyone here knows it. So kindly take your bullshit and FUCK OFF!"

I KNOW ALMA…DID NOT JUST TRY THAT…JIT TRIPPIN 💀💀

No but Fr, even after he was revealed, I doubt the town would do anything about, because he makes valid points that are 100% true 🏃‍♀️💨💨 you can’t deny it when there’s no much evidence

Mariano every time Alma comes with within a 10 ft radius:

#encanto #encanto au #au #encanto mirabel #encanto antonio #encanto alma #encanto ms guzman #encanto mariano #werewolf papa mariano au #papa mariano #papa mariano au #my asks are open #my asks

[jynjackets]

every time I think about m@arva's existence I get so, so angry. we were robbed of getting a new major latina character, who could have been a living star wars mom since we didn't and still don't know anything about cassian's biological mother. still, adoption is a good narrative at least.........except she didn't adopt him. she took him! in universe clem says it's a bad idea! in our world there is a history of native americans being ripped from their homes and families by white "adoptive" parents, resulting in generations of trauma and alcoholism. which sounds familiar since cassian is struggling with trauma and alcohol! though the show doesn't explicitly connect the dots, even though they easily could have giving him a speech if m@arva gets one after death. but no, she just treats him like he's useless. everyone on ferrix does! because of her!

as if he isn't still an older brother whose little sister, his only biological family, could be anywhere in the galaxy! he's looking for her, years later, in a brothel! imagine what that would do to you? m@arva doesn't care, obviously. and we don't have to imagine if we look at the world around us. nobody involved with the show including fans have thought about the implications of having a native character look for his long lost sister in a brothel. and never addressing it again. it. is. sickening.

m@arva has no rights to say anything about his behavior because the only reason he is like that is her, as far as we've seen see. she should've died ashamed of what she did to him. she should've apologized to him. instead she dies a hero in the show and apparently people here on earth who have seen the show think the same thing. I wish she didn't exist. I wish this sickeningly racist show didn't exist. cassian deserved better. native americans deserve better.

-bio latina mom would've gone so hard I would kill to see Cassian take after his non-hypocritical mother

-the sister in the brothel made me want to kword myself

-wouldn't be surprised about alcoholism since the show is trying so hard to make him out to be such a ~ooh bad boy~

-I can't get over the kidnapping part, it's so ignorant. They didn't even try to soften it, she showed zero remorse, no guilt or apology she owed him. This Andor guy who's name is also Cassian really had been homeless all his life

-having a white guy get kidnapped in an indigenous-coded backdrop you really can't get any worse. The only "layers" that exist in this story is xenophobia, racism, and stupidity.

-There has not been a single justified argument to defend maarva. No, there is no nuance to a story literally made to "explain an accent". Being old af doesn't suddenly make someone a beacon of disability representation 💀. She drugged and kidnapped a child and told him to forget about his roots as if that was the best thing for him. That is colonizer ideology in a nutshell and the show literally celebrates that.

I really don't give a fuck about anyone's anti-fascism if it's not anti-racist or anti-xenophobic. Just champagne socialism that cost disney near half a billion dollars.

#anon asks #andor talks #xenophobia cw #anti maarva andor