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theladyinablack · 4 months
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My brothers in order of how much i like them, from most to least:
Blinky (we both LOVE drama, though granted he's more interested in boring old adults. He just watches stuff a lot of the time so he is automatically the least annoying)
2. Nibbly (he's the youngest. He can get a little extra annoying around Honey Festival time but at least it's only once every human year. Other than he really just has baby brother privileges.)
3. Wiggly (he's bossy at the best of times and I will forever be annoyed his stupid doll plan actually worked. But at least he isn't annoying about anyone. Plus he got me Max Jagerman so yay)
4. Pokey (I'm still mad hatchetfield high got affected in his apotheosis. A whole Alien invasion WASTED on The Most Boring Man Alive)
5. Tinky. (HE NEVER SHUTS UP ABOUT TED. GET A DAMN CULT ALREADY DUDE. IT GOT WORSE AFTER HE FOUND OUT TED HAS A LITTLE BROTHER. TINKY I HOPE YOU SEE THIS AND KNOW YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING BROTHER EVER
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peachycrime · 1 year
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Locorro, with crumbs of SLK
@spicymiilk @be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie
I think Spiders been in love for a long time, but made a vow to himself to never say anything, he’d rather die than jeopardize everything over his ‘stupid’ feelings
Lo’ak fell in love with Spiders smile, the one he makes when he’s surrounded by the things he loves, the sweet and kind one he passes to Kiri and Tuk, the one full of pride he flashes at Neteyam and the one full of groundbreaking love he sends towards Lo’ak, the one he thinks Lo’ak hasn’t noticed
Spider fell in love with Lo’ak’s eyes, cuz man does that boy have pretty eyes. He fell in love with their sage green color, the way the glowed like jewels in the dark, the way he stares and gives his undivided attention, the way he looks at him, eyes half-lidded full of love, the kind that he ignores out of feelings of self hatred
They’re little nerds together, very protective of each other too, you think you can talk down on the other in each others presence? have you lost it?
They go hunting together, ALL the time, it’s something they’re both good at and they love to brag back to the others about their latest catch
I imagine Spider scaring the shit out of Lo’ak and Kiri with his wiggly front tooth on some random morning. All of Kiri’s Tsakarem training kicked in she was ready to extract that thing. Spider and Lo’ak starting screaming and panic while she tried to get him to sit still. Admits the chaos Lo’ak head-butted Spider dead in the mouth and the tooth fell out.
It took a full hour for Spider to convince them that it was natural and that he was completely fine
Our boys definitely have a secret spot behind a waterfall, it’s a small bioluminescent cave and they have a bunch of stuff stashed there
They don’t really talk about each others insecurities to each other, Lo’ak feels like Spider has it worse and thinks his problems aren’t important. Spider just thinks he himself is unimportant and doesn’t wanna burden Lo’ak
I think that this is something they move past as they get older, they’re both so emotionally sensitive to eachother that they kind of have to learn to communicate.
They pull pranks together, all. the. time. The only people they don’t prank are the elders(mo’at) and Neytiri. Everyone else?? free game. They usually do it to get revenge on bullies or just to poke fun at others
Lo’ak is an amazing story teller, since Spider wasn’t generally allowed to be around during family nights and other such events, he’d make sure pay special attention on story nights so he could later on, retell them to Spider on nights whn Jake and Neytiri went on dates
I just imagine a little Spider, missing one of his front teeth, looking at Lo’ak with stars in his eyes while Lo’ak tells him about his dad meeting Neytiri for the first time
One time, the kids got in trouble and Spider wasn’t allowed to the village for a week, a week where there happened to be a festival celebrating the new season and the kids felt bad because Spider couldn’t come. What do they do? They steal some food, juice and costumes and make a plan. A plan to reenact the festival but with just them (Nete, Lo’ak, Kiri, Tuk and Spider) as a surprise
So imagine the kids in their own corner of the forest, Tuk and Kiri dancing around in their best outfits and costumes on. Neteyam hitting those drums while Spider and Lo’ak just goofing around while singing their favorite clan songs in a mini choir. Core memory.
They make eachothers hair accessories. idc i don’t make the rules🤷🏿‍♀️
Kiri braids both of their hair (no dreads/locs for spider in this one)
They have a secret meeting spot behind a waterfall, they have a bunch of stuff in there actually, extra masks, hunting tools, 2 sleeping mats, a flash light and lots of paints/pigments. They’ve been painting the inside of the cave since they were 10, they add a little something each time they go. It’s a promise to eachother that even when the other is gone, one of them will have something to go back to. And when they’ve both left Eywa’eveng? Then that cave will be a way to immortalize their memories together, and their ever lasting connection.
Lo’ak told Payakan about Spider
In a fit of anger after finding out that Spider saved Quaritch, he told him that he should’ve never came back for him. That’s one of the two things Lo’ak regrets ever saying. The other one was telling Neteyam that he wasn’t his brother.
Spider was hysterical, like genuinely sobbing for Lo’ak to stop and listen to him, he needs to make sure that Lo’ak understands that it wasn’t betrayal. That he would pick them over that monster over and over again, and the he did choose them over him.
Lo’ak comes around, it doesn’t take as much as you would expect but he’s just so tired? He’s exhausted, all the running, losing Neteyam, the weight of everything is just too much. He needs his Spider by his side, but he doesn’t know what to do. So he goes to our beloved Kiri.
Kiri, that sweet sweet girl, she was the first one to know of course, after all, he’s her monkey boy. She’d already heard everything from Spider so she isn’t shocked when Lo’ak comes to her, she understands how he feels and just offers her twin the comfort he needs. She also puts things into perspective and tells her about the ‘son for a son’ moment
They reconcile, they’re weak, but the love is strong, after all, freaks stick together?
I’m all out
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the-iceni-bitch · 1 year
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Never Have I Ever Before
Kinkmas Day 2: Bondage
Relationship: Curtis Everett x fem!reader (timber and flower NLLYL AU)
Words: ~1.1k
Summary: Curtis would let you do anything to him.
Warnings: explicit language, explicit sexual content (unprotected vaginal sex, teasing, striptease, shibari, creampie, ‘just the tip’, pussyjob) established relationship, furniture breaking with sexy activities, Curtis is a giant (literally) softie, almost no plot, SMUT!! 18+ ONLY!!
A/N: I love them! Their dynamic is so fun and Curtis is so smitten I can’t stand it. They are precious 🥰
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“Flower… baby…” Curtis grunted when he tried to yank his arms free so he could run his hands over your curves, but they stayed where they were above his head in spite of his efforts and he just grunted in frustration. “Where the hell did you learn to tie knots like this?”
“Girl Scouts.” You giggled and bit your lip when he wiggled underneath you again, running your hands over his torso and admiring the pattern of the ropes over his yummy muscles before you started grinding your lace covered pussy over his bare cock again. “Stop being so wiggly, it’s not like I’m just gonna tease you all night.”
“Uh-huh.” He groaned when you cupped your breasts in the exact way he had been hoping to, trying to drive his hips up so he could finally be inside you. “You say this after you spent thirty minutes tying me up, then another half hour dancing around in nothing but my flannel and those fucking panties while you took pictures of me, so excuse me for getting a little impatient.”
“Very impatient.” You winked at him before slowly starting to unbutton the extra large shirt, wiggling your hips while it slid down your shoulders as you watched his eyes grow darker. “Hungry boy.”
“Don’t think I’m the only one who’s hungry, little girl.” Curtis managed to rock his hips up just a bit and grinned when he felt his cock nudge against your clothed cunt. “Know that pussy drools for me when she’s all empty like this, how can you keep her deprived, flower? Isn’t she aching so bad?”
“I’m in charge right now, timber, don’t be sneaky.” You slapped his cheek playfully and squeaked out a laugh when he blinked rapidly with a slightly shocked look on his face. “Just relax.”
He fucking couldn’t. Not when you squeezed his pecs and pinched his nipples while you rubbed the soaked lace of your panties over his throbbing dick and gave him that coquettish look. God, you were fucking cute even when you were driving him insane, the way your nose wrinkled up when you giggled again and licked your lips making his heart feel like it was about to burst out of his chest.
You heard him whimper and your entire body shivered, your fingers curling around the ropes that were wrapped around his chest and gripping them tight while you started rolling your body faster. Having your giant tree of a man completely at your mercy was perhaps the most incredible feeling you’d ever had, especially when he got all flushed and breathless and you could see the way his muscles were bulging as he struggled against his bindings. He was beautiful and unbelievably soft and yours, just yours. You needed to ruin him.
“Mmmm, my timber.” You purred when you curled over him and nibbled on his chest, growling softly when you felt his cock jump where you had it pinned between against his abs and peeking at him through your lashes while you reached between the two of you. “Maybe just the tip.”
“Shit, baby girl…” Curtis hissed when you shoved your panties to the side and slipped his fat head inside you, straining his neck as he tried to at least kiss the top of your head when you immediately clenched around him. “You’re gonna drive me fucking insane.”
“Good, that’s what I want.” You slowly circled your hips and hummed when you leaned up to suck at the underside of his jaw, feeling his throat vibrate when he whined for you as your pussy squeezed and fluttered around him. “It’s only fair, since I’m crazy for you.”
“That so? Ah, Jesus!” He tried to slide into you further when you pulled off him slightly, grinding his teeth when his tip was finally back in your sticky, wet warmth and letting out tortured breaths through his nose as he held back. “Baby, I need more, please.”
“More? You want me to take every inch of your fat cock, timber?” You nibbled on his chin and smiled when he groaned and nodded for you, squeezing his hips with your knees and pulling on the ropes so the braided silk rubbed smoothly over his torso. “Maybe I will, but first I want you to come inside me so you can fuck it deep where it belongs.”
Yeah, you were going to kill him, but he couldn’t bring himself to care. As soon as he felt your pussy shudder and gush all over his dick he came with a bitten off shout, his back arching off the bed and a sharp crack breaking through the air in your bedroom as he fell apart for you. Curtis wasn’t even aware of what was happening except for the fact that pleasure was exploding from the base of his spine, his vision whiting out and his whole body shaking while his cum filled you to the brim and leaked out of you to stain his hips as he dragged in tortured breaths.
When he came to you were shaking with laughter while your face was buried in his chest, his cock fully sheathed inside you and his arms wrapped around you even though the center of your headboard was still bound to wrists. That would explain the loud crack, and why it seemed like the head of your bed was slightly lower than the rest of it.
“Umm, hmmm.” Curtis bit his lip and chuckled when you peeked back up at him and your eyes were filled with tears of mirth, trying to get his wrists undone and still failing. “I would apologize, but I seem to remember warning you this was a possibility.”
“You did, but I thought you and Ari were exaggerating.” You squeaked when he sat up suddenly and pecked you on the nose, lifting his arms so he could rest them between the two of you while you undid your knots. “Who actually breaks a bed during sex?”
“Me! I told you.” He couldn’t stop giving you little kisses while you worked, nuzzling your cheeks and sucking on your lips even when you rolled your eyes at him. “And not just beds, this is why I told you we need to reinforce all of your furniture.”
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alright, so I finished transcribing the first interview. The date was smudged and I couldn’t read it.
Interviewer: Hello everyone, and welcome back to WHCT Hatchetfield Radio! Today we have an interview with a producer of our local children’s television show, Adventures in Drowsy Town, Professor William Dyer!
Prof. Dyer: Thank you for having me. 
Interviewer: Well, why don’t you start by telling us about yourself?
Prof. Dyer: Of course. So, I was born in Hatchetfield, to a fairly wealthy family. Not naming any names, for privacy reasons. When I turned 18 I moved to Massachusetts to go to university. I got a PhD in Geology, as well as degrees in Philosophy and Anthropology. 
Interviewer: Very nice. Now, how did you end up getting involved in the Drowsy Town project?
Prof. Dyer: So, I can trace that back to the expedition I took to Antarctica back in 1972. Me and my party almost ended up dying, and I realized that I wanted to teach children so that they don’t make the mistakes that many of us have made- and lo and behold, a cousin of mine contacted me about a kids show he was working on, and asked if I’d be willing to serve as a professional consultant. Of course I said yes, and invested a large amount of money- mostly from my inheritance. My cousin used that money to produce the show.
Interviewer: I assume said cousin is [REDACTED]?
Prof. Dyer: Yes.
Interviewer: Now, what do you think of Drowsy Town?
Prof. Dyer: I think it’s quite frankly wonderful! I hope it makes children happy for years to come. My favorite character, personally, is Wiggly.
Interviewer: Ah! So we agree! Anyway, what about your favorite episode?
Prof. Dyer: I don’t really have one! However, I have particular love for one episode where Tinky taught about Dinosaurs, as I was the primary consultant on that episode. 
Interviewer: Very interesting! Now, before we go, any last things to say?
Prof. Dyer: I hope you all enjoy your adventures in Drowsy Town, and learn a bit along the way!
Interviewer: That was Professor William Dyer, producer of Adventures in Drowsy Town. Now, on to the 2:00 news.
oh shit that's a name for a producer. huge!
if anyone can get extra info about this guy lmk ASAP
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mult1f1cs · 25 days
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Sick days part 2
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Pairings: Aaron Hotchnerx Non!BAUFem reader Warnings: Fluff, mentions of throw up Word count: 3128
~The Day After Part 1~
(Aaron’s p.o.v)
     I was sitting on the bed in my and Y/N’s room setting out some clothes for Evie while Y/N took a shower with her. We have about an hour until Evie’s appointment and she is being cranky because she hasn’t slept since she woke up at 4am and she’s feeling awful. Jack says he’s feeling pretty okay, just a little warm. As I was laying the clothes out Jack ran into the room, “Dada I can’t reach the shirt I want to wear to the doctor.” I nod and follow him back to his room. We’ve all decided to go to the doctor just in case Y/N and Jack need to be checked out too. When we get to his room I look at his closet “Which shirt do you want buddy?” He points to a Spider-Man shirt and I grab it for him, handing it to him. He smiles, “Thanks dada.” I smile and leave him to get dressed as I walk back to the room seeing Y/N standing wearing one of my old shirts as she tries to dry off a wiggly cranky Evie. I walk over and sit on the bed next to Evie and she looks at me stopping her wiggling just enough for Y/N to dry her off. Y/N hands her to me and I put a diaper on her as Y/N goes to get herself dressed. I hold up the two outfits I picked out for her. One long sleeved dress and one short sleeved dress, “Which one?” She points to the short sleeved blue one as she puts her hand in her mouth. I smiled and put it on her with some matching shorts underneath. When I’m done and putting her socks on she rubs her tummy, “Dada uuk.” I nod, “I know princess you feel yucky.” She shakes her head, “No no uuk.” I look at her as I get her shoes on, “I know princess you're sick you're gonna feel yucky.” She just shakes her head again and Y/N walks out of the closet looking at her, “Aaron she looks really green I think she’s gonna…” She trials off as Evie vomits all over herself, me and the bed. She starts to cry as soon as it happens and Y/N walks over carefully picking her up, “Yep that’s what I thought.” I look at Evie, “Oh uuk dada understands now princess. I will get this cleaned up, you get her cleaned up.” Y/N nods and carry’s Evie to the bathroom. 
     She comes out a few minutes late with Evie resting on her hip in just a diaper. She walks out of the room to Evie’s room. I stand up and take my clothes off, throwing them on the bed sheets then I go and change in the closet . I walk back out to the room and pull the sheets off the bed carrying them to the laundry room. I throw them in the washer and start it up. 
(Your p.o.v)
     When I get to Evie’s room I set her on the floor as I grab a pink version of the outfit she threw up on. I kneel down next to her after getting the clothes, “Are you feeling like you're gonna throw up again princess?” She shakes her head and I start to get her dressed. After I’m done she crawls herself into my lap curling herself against my chest. I slowly stand up keeping one hand on her to keep her steady to my chest as I start to pack up a diaper bag with lots of extra diapers and a few extra outfits. I put a few toys and pacifiers in the bag as well. As I’m putting a pacifier in the bag Evie makes a grabby hand towards it. I smile and place it in her mouth as I kiss the top of her head. I walk out of the room with the bag making sure everything’s in it as I notice Evie’s eyes drifting shut. I hear Jack running down the hall and I look at him signaling him to quiet down and he nods looking at Evie. I start to walk to the front door with him and he says, “Mama can I bring my IPad.” I nod at him and he runs to get it from where it charges in Aaron’s office. I turn when I hear Aaron’s footsteps and he smiles walking over to me kissing Evie’s forehead as she’s finally asleep after being awake for 7 hours. He smiles and whispers, “Where’s Jack?” I looked at him, “He went to grab his iPad.” He nods and Jack runs back out with his iPad and headphones and Aaron picks him up as we make our way out of the house to the car. We got the kids situated in their seats and then we got in the car with me in the driver’s seat. I start to drive and say to Aaron, “Do you think we have some time to stop for coffee because I don’t know how long I can last on empty?” I hear him chuckle as he says, “Yeah I think we’ll have some time. We should go to our favorite coffee place because they have those bagels Jack likes and we’ll be able to get Evie a milk for when she wakes up.” I nod and start to drive to the coffee shop. When we get there I park and Aaron says, “I will quickly run in and get all the stuff. Do you want anything other than your coffee?” I shake my head, “No, but get an extra bagel so that if Evie’s hungry when she wakes up we can give her little pieces of it.” He nods and kisses the side of my head before he gets out of the car. I turn back to look at Jack and he smiles at me as I say, “You doing okay buddy? Is Evie still asleep?” He nods and says, “I’m okay mama and yeah she’s still asleep.” I smile, “Okay buddy. Dada’s getting you a bagel.” He smiled and clapped. I smiled and turned back around seeing Aaron walking out of the shop holding a bag and a drink holder. He gets in the car and hands me my iced coffee and a bag. I look at him a little confused and hold up the bag, “What’s this?” He smiled and said, “Well I know you said you didn’t want anything other than the coffee, but they had those donuts you liked so I got it. You can save it for later if you want to.” I smile and lean over pecking his lips before I say, “Thank you baby. I will eat it later.” He smiled and turned around to Jack, handing him a bagel and an orange juice. When he turned back around I started to drive again. It takes about 15 minutes to get to the doctors office and when we get there Evie is wide awake and fussing a little. 
     After I park Aaron gets Evie out of her seat resting her on his hip. I grab mine and Aaron’s coffees and put the bagel for Evie in the diaper bag swinging the bag over my shoulder. Jack gets out of the car putting his iPad in the diaper bag as he holds his bagel and orange juice in his hands. I walk behind Jack as we walk through the parking lot. When we get inside the doctor's office Aaron checks Evie in while I take her and Jack over to the waiting area. Evie cuddled very close to my chest as I sat with her in one of the waiting room chairs which is a testament to how sick she is because she is never a cuddle bug like this. I look at Jack as he plays on his iPad and I move some hair out of his face, “How are you feeling buddy?” He smiles, “I feel good mama. I don’t feel sick anymore.” I smile, “That’s good buddy. I’m glad you're feeling better.” He smiles, “Me too I just wish sissy would feel better.” I look at Evie, “Me too buddy.” Evie looks up at me and slowly takes her pacifier out of her mouth, “Mama I drink.” I look at her and nod, “Okay princess I have milk or water which do you want?” She pouts her lip out for a second, “Water pwease.” I nod and grab the sippy cup of water I packed from home for her. I hold it up to her and she opens her mouth a little. I put it in her mouth and tilt it a little for her so she can drink. I pull it away after a few minutes and she starts coughing like crazy so I sit her up and tap her back a little as she coughs. She starts to cry loudly as soon as she’s done coughing and Aaron walks up and says, “Here let me hold her, maybe walking around will calm her.” I nod and hand her to him. He grabs her sippy cup and pacifier as he starts to slowly walk around with her. She continues to cry, not calming down. A few parents in the waiting room with their kids give us sympathetic looks as Evie’s crying gets louder. 
(Aaron’s p.o.v)
     I rub Evie’s back as she cries and I hum try and comfort her and normally it works immediately but it doesn’t seem to be working this time. She starts to heave a little and I pat her back a little looking at her, “Evie you need to calm down your gonna end up puking again if you keep heaving like this.” She looks at me crying and shaking her head, “Can’t dada.” I put my hand on her cheek, “Yes you can princess just breathe in and out.” She nods and takes a deep breath, but her voice is all groggy and her nose is so stuffed that she starts to cry again. I rub her back patting a little as I walk to Y/N, “Love, do you have any tissues I want to blow her nose?” She nods and reaches into the diaper bag pulling out a pack of tissues. I smile and grab the tissues and take one tissue out of the pack. I put the rest of the pack into my pocket then held the tissue up to Evie's nose, “Can you blow your nose baby?” She nods and blows her nose and immediately stops crying. I pinch the end of the tissues and pull it off her nose making sure to get all the snot. She smiles at me a little “Can you breathe a little better now?” She nods as she takes a deep breath through her nose. 
     I walk to a trash can and throw the tissue away. As I’m walking back to Jack and Y/N a nurse comes out and says, “Evelyn Hotchner?” Y/N and Jack stand up and we all walk over to me and Evie and we all walk to the nurse. The nurse leads us back to the examination room. I sit on the examination table with Evie on my lap as Y/N sits in the chair in the corner with Jack on her lap. The nurse takes Evie’s temperature then says, “The doctor will be in in a few minutes.” We nod and she leaves. Evie turns around in my lab and nuzzles her head into my chest. She has never liked the doctor and normally gets very shy and cries a lot. I rubbed her back gently to keep her a little calm. There was a knock on the door then it opened slowly and the doctor peaked her head in. When Jack saw the doctor he immediately stood up because he loves the doctor because he knows he’ll get a sticker after he sees her and because he likes to comfort Evie. He gets closer to me and He reached his hand up starting to rub Evie’s back just like I am. The doctor sits and looks at Jack saying, “Hey Jack how are you today?” He smiles and says, “I’m good, but Evie is sick.”
The doctor nods and smiles, “I know that’s why I’m here to check her out and see what's wrong. Would you like to help me?” Jack nods quickly and walks closer to her. The doctor hands him gloves so he can really pretend as she types something onto her computer. After a minute she rolls her chair closer to me and Evie with Jack in tow. She grabs a thermometer and says, “Jack want to help me with this. I think Evie will trust you more than she trusts me.” Jack nods quickly and I move Evie off of my lap so she’s sitting next to me on the table. The doctor helps Jack with the thermometer and Jack makes silly faces at Evie while he does it, making her smile a little. While they do that I look over at Y/N and see her rubbing her stomach and forehead with her eyes closed. I call her name quietly and she opens one of her eyes looking at me. I mouth to her, “Are you okay?” She nods smiling a little before she closes her eyes again. I assume she’s just tired so I turn back to Jack and Evie seeing Jack hold the flashlight while the doctor looks down Evie’s throat. The doctor looks at me and says, “It looks maybe like a cold turned into strep throat. I can prescribe some liquid antibiotics that will help to soothe her throat and she should feel better in a few days.” I smile at her, “Thank you doctor.” She smiles, “It’s no problem. Now who wants stickers.” Evie and Jack both start to cheer and I set Evie onto the ground so she can go pick a sticker with Jack. I get up and walk over to Y/N grabbing the diaper bag swinging it over my shoulder as I tap her gently. She opens her eyes and I hold my hand out to help her up. She smiles and takes a few steps forward before she wobbles a little so I quickly rush up behind her putting my hands on her hips to keep her steady, “You okay baby?” She nods slowly, “Yeah just…” She doesn’t finish her sentence as she falls back and goes completely limp in my arms. The doctor got up and pressed a button on the wall of the room when she noticed Y/N limp in my arms. I slowly pick Y/N up and lay her on the exam table looking over at Jack and Evie as they both start to cry looking at Y/N. I walk over to them and pull them both into me as the doctor rushes over to Y/N. A bunch of other doctors and nurses rush into the room and I quickly move Jack and Evie out of the room. Some nurses with a stretcher come to the room next and the doctor walks out of the room and looks at me, “Mr. Hotchner they are going to take her to take some tests to figure out why she passed out. If you wait in the living room someone will tell you when she can have visitors.” I nod and pick Jack and Evie up leaving the pediatrics ward heading to the waiting room for the emergency area. I decide to actually go to the pharmacy in the hospital to get Evie’s antibiotics then I call Penelope. She answers immediately and says, “Sir what can I do for you?” I set Evie and Jack in a waiting room chair as I step to the side of them and say, “I’m at the hospital Y/N is getting some tests done do you think you can come pick up the kids? Evie is sick so she will probably mostly sleep and I have some medicine she needs to take.” She gasps a little then says, “I’ll be there as soon as I can.” She hangs up and I sit down with the kids. Evie cuddles close to me and Jack looks at me and says, “Dada is mama gonna be okay?” I nod at him kissing his forehead, “Yeah buddy she’ll be okay.”
~Time skip to an hour later~
(Your p.o.v)
I wake up to a pounding in my head, a steady beeping noise and a heaviness on my arm. I open my eyes then close them quickly before I start to blink to let my eyes adjust to the harsh light. I look around and see Aaron with his head on my arm. His shoulders rising steadily let me know he was asleep. I move my other hand to rub my eyes before I slowly start to sit up and Aaron starts to stir a little. He looked at me and smiled as he quickly sat up, “Hey baby how are you feeling?” I smile at him as he helps me sit up, “I’m feeling good. What happened though? Why am I in a hospital bed?” He rubs my knuckles with his thumb, “Well after Evie’s appointment you passed out. The doctors took you to run some tests and they found out you were severely dehydrated, fatigued and that you're pregnant.” I bite my lip as I look at him, “I already knew about that last one. I found out the day before you left for your last case. I was going to tell you that night before you left, but we took the kids out and I just couldn’t find the time.” He smiles and kisses my forehead, “I understand you wanted the best time to tell me.” He puts his hand on my stomach, rubbing a little, “I can’t believe we have another kid in there.” I smile, “Me either. Also speaking of kids, where are our kids?” He looks at me, “There with Penelope I called her after you had passed out she’s gonna keep them for the night.” I nod at him moving over in the bed, “Well then you can be my cuddle buddy.” He smiles and carefully climbs into bed with me careful of the Heart monitor cords attached to my chest. I rest my head on his chest and he plays with my hair. I slowly start to fall asleep listening to his heartbeat and the steady rhythm of the hospital machines.                         
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bteezxyewriter12 · 1 year
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Rebounding/ 2
Pairing- Seonghwa x Named Reader, Previous Tae x Named Reader
Word count- 6.5k
Includes- sex, missionary, from behind, squirting, wall sex, public sex, pussy eating, blow job, deep throating, cum swallowing, dirty talk, multiple orgasms, fluff
Tag List- @mingtina @jaxxmine
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J POV
I pull up Seonghwa's shirt, throwing it on the floor of my bedroom
He immediately pressed his lips to mine again, kissing me deeply as his fingers undo my bra
Seonghwa has been texting me for over a week, since the event, just to talk
Our conversations are kind of get to know you conversations and memes
As well as me sending him gifs of him during his shirt lift for the song Inception and sending wiggly eye gifs to tease him
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He takes it well, joking along
He's really funny and sweet, at least through texts
He asked to hang out today, explaining that he just finished the promotion performances last night and has the day off today
I was so surprised and flattered that he wants to spend his day off with me and I agreed
The second he got here through we're all over each other
He's just so fucking hot and I want him
He lays me back on my bed, hands pulling my pants and panties off, while I undo his belt, getting his jeans open
Our clothes fly off and I grab him, pulling him on top of me, feeling his warm skin against mine, his mouth glued to mine, tongues playing together
God he really is a good kisser
His arm moves around my waist, holding me against him, his head pushing into me as I wrap my legs around his waist
I moan in his mouth as his thick cock sinks into me inch by inch, the pleasure of being opened and filled so good
He moans, his free hand gripping my thigh tightly
When he bottoms out, I shake slight, my pussy latching on to his cock, squeezing tightly
"Oh my god", he murmurs, "You're so fucking tight. Fuck, so wet. So so warm"
"Mm", I hum, taking his praises as I kiss his neck, "You're so big Seonghwa. Fuck, thick cock feels so good buried inside me"
"You like me inside you?", he asks, breathing hard
"So much", I admit
He kinda fits perfectly, stretching me around him but he fits snugly, my cunt easily wrapping around him with no extra room
I feel satisfyingly full and not overwhelmed
And the slight curve of his dick keeps his head right against my spot
"I really like being inside you", he whispers, kissing my neck, "You wrap around me so perfectly. Feels so good throbbing on me"
Fuck, I like that, his words turning me on
"Please fuck me Seonghwa"
He nods, cock pulling out and I whine from feeling so empty
He comes back in fast, forcing me open, his cock hitting my spot right away
"Oh my god", I moan, clinging on to him as his pace quickens, his hips rolling into mine, plunging his cock deep inside over and over
Pleasure fills my body and I love it
His mouth wraps around my nipple, sucking hard, his teeth pulling on my nipple ring
"Seonghwa", I moan, getting wetter, holding onto him hard, fingers digging into his muscular back, feeling his muscles move as he fucks me
I love how that feels
I love his hand gripping my thigh hard, his soft skin moving against mine, his soft pretty lips around my nipple, the sweat from his hair dripping on my skin
The feel of his huge hard cock splitting me open
It's all so pleasurable and all I can think about is Seonghwa
Nothing else but him and how he's making me feel in my head
The repeated stimulation to my spot is bringing me closer and I want to cum so bad
"Fuck you're so close baby. I feel you getting tighter", he murmurs
"Yes Seonghwa. Fuck I wanna cum on your cock", I cry
"You will baby. I'll make you", he assures me, his thumb pressing into my clit, rubbing quickly
Intense pleasure hits me hard, his thrusting cock and fingers sending me head first into an amazing orgasm
"Seonghwa! Seonghwa!", I yell, clinging onto him, shaking against him, my pussy going crazy on his cock that he sheathes inside me, "Seonghwa"
"Oh fuck jagi. God so good", he moans, "Fuck how does your orgasms feel so fucking good?"
I have no idea but I'm glad I can give him pleasure while I'm completely out of it from coming
He lets me ride out my orgasm on his perfect cock, pulling out when I finish
He flips me over on my stomach, helping me get on my hands and knees
He plunges back in right away, holding my hips hard, fucking into me hard and fast right away
"Fuck", I cry, my hands twisting in my sheets from the sudden bliss invading my body
He opens my legs more, pounding his huge cock into me, impaling me over and over, his head brushing against my spot with each thrust
I can't think, I can only feel and it's incredible
"Fuck jagi, you're pussy is creaming my cock so fucking much. Like a fucking creamy waterfall, dripping on your bed", he moans, "God it's so fucking pretty"
Jesus Christ, the lust in his voice is so hot
"Fuck, I'm making you this wet?"
He definitely is
"Yes Seonghwa, fuck. Yes. Please fuck me harder"
He moves faster, his cock thrusting into me at a pace I didn't know he could move at
I feel him move over my back, his arm around my waist, his lips pressing against my shoulder as he fucks me
"Cum for me baby", he whispers
The pleasure is so much and I lose it, moaning his name as waves of bliss crash over me
"Yeah that's it jagi, fuck, cum all over my cock", he urges, fucking me through the orgasm
I feel him sit up, fingers pressed into my clit, rubbing as he fucks me
The pleasure from my orgasms bleeds into the pleasure of him fucking me, not giving me a chance to rest
I can't even say his name anymore, all I can do is moan like a whore
The feel of his cock dragging in and out, the feel of how hard he is, how thick he is, how much ecstasy he's giving me is dizzying
"Fuck such a good pussy", he moans
The pleasure is overwhelming and it completely takes over as I orgasm, my brain shutting down
"Fuck fuck, god!", he yells, his fingers moving quicker, "Fuck, you're pussy is so fucking pretty, squirting all over me"
Is that what I'm doing?
I don't know, all I know is that it feels incredible and I don't want it to stop
"Fuck, I didn't know your pussy could gush so much jagi", he praises, keeping his shaft inside me, his fingers still going
I can't
It feels so mind blowing, fuck
"Can you handle one more baby?", he asks me
I nod
I can, for him, so he can cum
I want him to feel good like he's making me feel
He moves his fingers away, holding my hips, fucking into my cunt
After a few thrusts, I move back, meeting him when he comes back in, his cock going deeper than I thought he could
Pleasure explodes in my vision and I keep moving fucking him as he fucks me
"Yes baby, fuck. Don't stop", he moans, "Please don't stop. God hold me tighter jagi"
I clench on him as I move, his yells increasing
"I can't jagi-", he moans
He stops moving but I keep fucking myself on his big dick, squeezing my cunt around him over and over
"I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna cum", he yells, "Where?"
"Inside", I yell, wanting to be full of him
"Oh god Joanne", he cries, pulling me on his length, holding me on him
His cock throbs, spilling his cum into me and that feeling sends me over the edge
We both cum together, both of us screaming each other's names, so much pleasure in my body
When it's over, he pulls out and I collapse forward on my pillows
I feel Seonghwa land beside me, hearing him breath hard
After a few seconds, I look over at him, taking in his beauty
On his back, his sweaty hair pushed off his head, his eyes closed
How is he so beautiful?
And how did someone like him end up in my bed?
He opens his eyes, looking over at me
A smile grows on his face and I can't help but smile back
He turns to me, moving closer, putting his arm around me
I slowly move my hand, running my fingers on his soft smooth cheek
His beautiful brown eyes just stay on me and I feel an overwhelming need to kiss him
I don't know why
Maybe I just want some affection besides sex
To be kissed, held, even if it's for a little while
So I lean closer to him and press my lips against his
I feel him smile before he kisses me and for some reason I'm glad I can make him happy
Once his tongue moves against mine, it's over
I get as close to him as I can and fall into him, everything else fading away
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One month later
J POV
"Seonghwa holds my hand as he leads me to Ateez practice room
We've been hanging out a lot in the past month
Of course having sex but also hanging out, getting to know each other, talking, watching movies
He's a great guy, so much fun to be around
He's hilarious, so sweet, adorable
And when we fuck, he turns into this hot, sexy man who makes me cum over and over before he does
God the things he does to me...his fucking hands, his voice, the intense look in his eyes, I can't
Drives me insane
He normally comes to my apartment then goes back to the dorm later at night
Today though he said he misses me and asked if I could go with him to his practice
Honestly we didn't see each other yesterday and I didn't realize how much I missed him
I agreed, he came to my apartment and I drove us here
As soon as we got into the building, he took my hand, lacing our fingers together and holding my hand tightly
I don't know if I would allow that with anyone else but with Seonghwa I do
Hell, I even like it
The feel of his big hand holding mine, the way our hands look together
He holds my hand a lot- during sex, when we watch a movie, when we're talking
I guess he likes hand holding and he's turning me into a hand holding junkie
"We're here", he says, pushing a door open and I follow him in
The members are already here and they all turn their heads to the door
I know who they are based on the pictures I've seen of them
"Is that a girl?", Wooyoung gapes, his eyes wide open
I see Seonghwa roll his eyes, "Yes it's a girl"
"Who is she? And why is she with you?", San asks
Well that's rude
"Hey Joanne", Hongjoong waves, standing behind all the guys, smirking
"Hi Hongjoong", I wave back, a little unsure of what to do
I never imagined I'd see what was supposed to be two one night...well day... stands again
Or that I'd keep sleeping with one of them
"Wait how do you know-", Wooyoung trails off
I can see it in them when it clicks how Hongjoong and I know each other
"This is the girl you both fucked?", Yunho yells
"Shut the fuck up Yunho", Seonghwa growls
"It's ok Hwa. He's not wrong", I tell him
Looking at Yunho, I answer, "Yeah. I guess you all know about it?"
They all nod
"Alright. Yes I fucked Hongjoong first. Hwa came in later and I fucked him too"
They all have various stages of shock on their face as I admit this
Like what, did they think I was going to deny it?
I don't regret it and I won't lie about it
"This is the first time I'm seeing Hongjoong since that day"
"But you obviously know Hwa", San points out, "You came here with him"
God they're nosey
But so was Jin, Jimin, Hobi, Joonie, Kookie and Yoongi so I'm used to it
"Yeah. Seonghwa and I are still sleeping together"
They snap their head to Seonghwa, who rolls his eyes
"What? She already said it. Obviously it's true. Can we let it go now?"
"Hold on. Is she your girlfriend?", Yunho asks
Oh shit
"No", Seonghwa sighs, "We're hanging out for now. Are you done with the interrogation now?"
I'm surprised at how well he handled that
And I would agree exactly with what he said
We're hanging out
That's all
"Yeah", Hongjoong says effectively ending the conversation, "They're done. And we have to practice, so let's go"
"Hi I'm Yunho", he greets, ignoring Hongjoong
"Hi. Joanne"
One by one they all introduce themselves
"Wooyoung", Wooyoung says lastly, "Seonghwa is so fucking lucky you even looked at him"
I have no idea what to say
I don't know their dynamic, if he's joking, teasing or being serious
If this was BTS I'd know he was bullshitting
"Yeah great. Thanks Woo"
Teasing then
I know how to handle that
"Well he happens to be the hottest guy I've seen in a long time so I wouldn't call that luck. He's just attractive, his body is sexy, he has an awesome personality and he's freaking amazing at sex"
Wooyoung gapes while Hongjoong laughs and Seonghwa stands next to me smirking
"Well thank you for that visual", Yeosang frowns
"Yeah this is awkward. Hongjoong fix it", San whines
I just raise my eyebrow
"They're a bunch of babies", Seonghwa tells me
I know
There's memes all over that say Hongjoong is the dad, Seonghwa is the mom and the rest of them are the kids
And I can see it
"Then mommy should fix it", I glance at him smirking
His mouth drops but then he laughs, "You've seen the jokes"
I nod, "I don't get why they make you the mom though. You're definitely a daddy"
His whole face turns red, muttering a thank you
"You're so welcome", I say cheerfully
"Ok time to practice", Hongjoong says loudly, "Guys cut it out, Seonghwa stop flirting and get over here. Everyone in their spots. We're doing inception first"
I am super impressed at how good of a leader Hongjoong is and how the guys snap to it right away
Namjoon is like that too, an amazing leader who the guys actually listen too
"You can sit over there in the chair", Seonghwa says as he leads me to said chair
I sit down, excited, "I can't wait to see you dance Hwa"
He gives me a shy smile, "I hope I don't mess up. I never had someone here for me. Watching me"
"Don't be nervous Hwa. I've watched the performances on YouTube. You're amazing"
"Thanks jagi", he says, his cheeks so pink
I smile at the nickname he calls me
He just said it one day during sex and I really like it
"Seonghwa!", Mingi calls
"Go Hwa. Don't get in troubke"
He nods, giving me a smile, then walking to the guys
"Did you just call her jagi?", San laughs
"Fuck off", Seonghwa growls
"Oooohhhh", Wooyoung sings
I just laugh
They're just like Tae and Jungkook
Always fucking around
When they're all settled and in position, the music comes on and they start moving
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"You were so incredible Hwa", I smile, clapping when they decide to take a breath
He's so fucking amazing, moving so gracefully and powerfully, making these complicated moves look so easy
And the faces he makes while dancing are so hot
He gets so into it and he's such an incredible performer
His cheeks blush an adorable shade of red as he comes closer to me
"You think so?"
I nod, "I do"
I've been doing research on ATEEZ
I've listened to their music which I found I really like
I've watched their music videos, the specials they have, any variety shows they were on
And I also watched their performance videos especially Seonghwa's fancams
ATINYS are right to put him as part of the demon line
He gives me a shy smile and I take him in
Sweaty hair, sweat all over his face, his shirt clinging onto his muscles, my thighs pressing together as I get turned on
So sexy
"Jo?", he asks and I move my gaze to him, realizing that I've been checking him out
He comes closer to me, discreetly taking my hand
"Is everything ok?", he says teasingly
Yeah he knows I want him
And why should I deny it?
"No Hwa", I say, stepping closer to him, standing on my toes so I can whisper in his ear, "I want to be on your cock, coming all over you"
He smirks, "I was thinking that I want the same thing. Watching you take my dick like the pro you are"
Jesus Christ, I just flooded my panties
"Then let's go. Now"
He drags me into the room next to the practice room, a sort of lounge area I guess with tables, chairs and a couch
He closes the door, locking it, his mouth against mine as he pushes me against the wall
We immediately start pulling clothes off each other, throwing them anywhere as long as they're not on us
His hands grab my thighs, lifting me up
I wrap my legs around his waist, my arms around his neck, keeping his mouth against mine in kisses I can't seem to get enough of
He reaches between us, moving his cock to my hole, sinking inside me
"Hwa", I moan between kisses, loving the feeling of his cock pushing inside me, stretching me so pleasurably
He presses his sweaty body against mine and fuck, I love it so much
His hands grip my ass as he starts to move, his perfect cock sliding in and out of my cunt
"Hwa", I call, pleasure seizing my body
I move my mouth to his jaw, kissing him and spreading them to his neck
His neck is sweaty and I can't help it, I lick him, running my tongue on his skin, tasting him
And fuck even his sweat tastes good
"Fuck baby", he whimpers, his pace quickening, fucking me into the wall
Holding on to him, I keep licking his neck, moaning in his skin, feeling his cock pleasuring me
"Please Hwannie. Don't stop"
"I won't jagi. Not until you cum for me", he promises
He moves inside me, his head against my spot and he moves his hips, grinding into me
I gasp in bliss as his head rubs against my spot, his pelvis rubbing my clit at the same time
"Seonghwa. More. I'm gonna cum. Seonghwa", I cry
My god I want to cum on him so much
His cock is perfect to orgasm on
So thick, so fucking hard, it feels so good clenching on him
His movements don't stop and I cry his name in his neck as wave after wave of pleasure crashes into me as I cum
"Fuck jagi", he moans, "You feel so good baby"
I can't answer, shaking in his arms, his cock buried inside me, letting me ride it out on him
I'm vaguely aware that he's pulling me away from the wall and I feel my back hit something soft
Opening my eyes I didn't know I closed, I notice I'm on the couch
Seonghwa presses his lips to my neck making me shiver
He laughs so sexily into my skin as he continues to kiss down my chest
His mouth wraps around my nipple, sucking and I whimper, my cunt flooding from the spikes of pleasure
He bites down on my nipple ring, tugging and I cry out from the amazing feeling
Instead of playing with my other nipple, his fingers are softly running up and down the side of my body, sending chills running up my spine
I really don't know how he could make me feel so good
I thought Tae was the only person who could
It's like Seonghwa knows just what to do to me to give me ultimate pleasure
I just hope I give him the same kind of pleasure too
I hate just taking
I try and he seems to respond to what I do so hopefully the sex I'm giving him is good
He pulls off my nipple, kissing lower and lower on my body until he's in between my legs
"Please", he asks, kissing my thighs, "Please can I have you?"
"What do you want Hwa?", I ask, knowing exactly what he wants
I wanna hear him say it
"To feel you on my tongue. To make you cum so I can taste you again. And again and again"
Oh god that sounds so fucking good
His tongue is amazing and every time he's eaten me out it's been incredible
I'm so fucking excited
Opening my legs more, I nod at him, running my fingers in his sweaty hair
"Please Hwa"
I watch him lay his tongue on me and lick up slowly
"Fuck", I moan, my body shaking
"So wet", he murmurs, tongue swirling between my lips
"Holy shit Hwa", I murmur
He licks all over, making sure his tongue goes everywhere
Pulling on my clit, he sucks on it, the pleasure getting so intense
"Oh my god, shit", I yell, my hands tightening in his hair, "Oh fuck, oh my god"
He lets go, licks my clit once, then sucks me back in his mouth, playing hard, tugging on my clit ring
Spikes of pleasure run down my spine making me cry out
I watch him going at it, switching between licking and sucking my clit, watching his mouth move, watching him bite on my ring
He's so fucking beautiful in between my legs, it's insane
His eyes move up, looking into mine, holding my gaze
Fuck, so hot
His beautiful brown eyes watch me as his tongue runs against my clit and that's all it takes
"Seonghwa oh fuck, Seonghwa!", I yell, the intensity in his eyes as he watches me cum in his mouth is such a turn on
Pleasure crashes over me, his tongue still moving as my body shakes, licking me through my orgasm
His tongue travels down, licking my hole, moaning so loudly
"God Joanne, you're the best fucking thing I ever tasted. So fucking good"
"Fuck Hwa"
"Give me more", he asks, tongue moving to playing with my clit again
"More?", I say, teasingly
"Yeah jagi"
"Maybe I don't want to give you more", I smirk
"Please. Please give me", he asks, licking me
"Are you begging?", I giggle
"Fuck yeah. I'll always beg for more of you. I don't have a problem with that", he assures me
Licking up my pussy again, I shudder
"Please", he asks again, "I know you want it. Your pretty body is shaking for me. Your cunt is soaking my face more. You want to cum in my mouth"
He is so right and I'm done teasing
"Ok Hwa. You can have whatever you want"
He smiles at me, then he goes back to working me up with his tongue
"Fuck, every part of you pussy tastes so good", he moans
Oh my god
His words add to the pleasure and I can honestly say that only happens with him
His mouth moves around my clit, sucking softly
"I fucking love sucking your clit jagi", he says between sucks, "God it's so fucking good, so swollen, throbbing so much"
"Fuck Hwa, you like it that much?", I ask, not believing what I'm hearing
"Love it", he corrects, "Fuck, sucking on your clit, eating your pussy, tasting your cream makes me so fucking hard"
"Mmm baby, your cock is hard?"
He nods, lavishing my clit, the bliss so fucking much
"So hard. Want this pretty cunt wrapped around my cock, creaming me so much"
"Hwa", I moan, right there, my fingers twisting his hair
The next suck sends me over the edge and as I'm coming, he slides his tongue inside my pussy
And holy shit, it feels so good, white light exploding in my vision
My cunt grabs on his tongue, squeezing, coming all over it
"Seonghwa, oh fuck Hwa!"
His tongue keeps fucking into me as he holds my legs open, the pleasure not stopping
His thumb flicks my clit over and over as he tongue fucks me and I know I'm gonna squirt
This never happened with just oral
Seonghwa is that good
"Hwa...Hwa..", I start, "Seonghwa!"
He keeps playing with my clit and I watch my pussy squirt on him
And I'm so fucking surprised seeing him swallowing my squirt
He keeps tongue fucking me, his mouth opening, letting his mouth get full and swallow
Over and over, his moans so pornographic, his fingers digging into my thighs
All of this keeps me in pleasure and I cum again, all over his amazing tongue
"Seonghwa!", I shout, my hand gripping his hair and holding him against my cunt
"Mmmm", he moans, his eyes closed as he keeps his tongue inside me
When I finish, I let go of him, his lips kissing my clit, then all over my legs
He slowly sits up as I raise my eyes to his
He gives me a small smile and that's all it takes
I launch at him, my lips against his, kissing him hard as I climb on him, straddling him
He wraps his arms around me and god it feels so good
Pulling away from his lips, I press kisses to his jaw, then down his neck, moving out of his arms as I go down his body
Kneeling on the floor between his open legs, I kiss his stomach, sucking slightly on his pretty skin, licking the spot as I let go
I'm not leaving hickies on him
He does shirt lifts and a mark on him would mess that up
"Fuck Jo"
"Mmm Hwa. I'm gonna suck your cock so good baby"
He moans softly, his hand gently playing with my hair
"Ok baby?", I ask
He nods, "Ok jagi"
I press my lips down, kissing all over his huge hard cock
Fuck I love having him in my mouth, it's fucking ridiculous
I blow him all the time, loving how he feels in my mouth
How big he feels
And his cum is so fucking good, I could swallow it all fucking day
Slowly, I move my tongue from his base to his head, loving the way his skin feels, how smooth he is, how good he tastes
"Fuck", he whines
I continue to lick him all around his length, my tongue running over the pretty vein that runs at the top of his cock
I love feeling it on my tongue
My tongue moves to his slit, licking up his leaking cum
"Mmm so good for me baby. Always tastes so yummy", I praise him
"For you jagi. Everything is for you", he whimpers
"My good boy", I praise, wrapping my mouth around his head and sucking softly
His body shivers and I fucking love it
Moving half down his cock, I suck harder with every move, praising how good he is for me and noticing how he reacts to it
His hands grip my hair harder, he whimpers and I think he has a praise kink
Which is not a problem
I keep my eyes on him, holding his cock, my tongue darting out and licking the underside of his head
"Baby", he groans
"Mmm baby. Your beautiful cock is so nice and hard for me. So good to suck on"
His eyes widen, "Beautiful?"
I nod, smirking, "If you can say my pussy is pretty, I can say your cock is beautiful. It is"
"Fuck jagi", he whispers
Time to stop teasing him
I take him all in my mouth, his cock hitting the back of my throat, but I don't stop until he's bottomed out
I choke on his pretty cock, taking a second to breath
I start moving, bobbing my head up and down, making sure he gets in my throat every time, sliding him in and out
"Oh fuck baby", he whines, "You're throat is so tight jagi. Feels so fucking good"
I'm glad he likes it
I take him back in and keep him in, swallowing on him over and over, then fucking my throat on his length
He moans, his eyes glued to my mouth on his cock
I know he loves watching, seeing his cock go in and out of my mouth, my pussy
Honestly I think I'd watch too if I could
"Do you wanna fuck my mouth baby", I ask, pulling off him but still licking him
"Can I jagi?", he asks, excitement in his voice
I nod, "Anything you want baby boy"
I move halfway down his cock, keeping my mouth open, waiting for him
He thrust up, burying his cock inside my throat
His hand tightens in my hair, as he thrusts stroke after stroke into my throat
I hold onto his thighs, taking the throat pounding he's giving me
And I moan like a slut, my pussy getting so soaked
"Fuck baby, are you getting turned on?"
I nod because why lie about it?
"Fuck, I'm gonna fuck your cunt good after this"
I nod, wanting that so much
I keep my tongue flat so the underside of his cock glides along it and I start sucking as he fucks up
Anything to make him feel good
"Fuck jagi, you like letting me wreck your throat?"
I nod
Yes I love it, it's ridiculous
He pulls me on his cock, holding me in, saying, "Good girl. Swallow"
I do and he groans, "Keep swallowing baby please"
I do, squeezing his shaft every time
He pulls me off his dick, then slides me down, holding me there and asks me to swallow
Doing this over and over, I feel his cock throbbing and I know he's close
And I'm so greedy wanting all his cum
"I'm gonna cum jagi. Do you want my cum? You want me to shoot it down your throat?"
"Mmmmm hmmmmm!", I moan, nodding rapidly
"Ok baby, I'll cum for you", he murmurs
I whimper, waiting for it
He pulls me down on his cock again and this time I suck on him
"Joanne jagi!", he cries, his warm cum spilling in my mouth and throat
I moan from how good he tastes, sucking his cock greedily, milking him for all of his cum
"Baby fuck, don't stop. Swallow my cum baby. Please. I promise I'll fuck you good just don't stop"
Only when I'm sure I got all of his load, I pull off him, sitting back on my knees
I breathe in, coughing a little, Seonghwa immediately leaning over, worried
"Are you ok? Did I hurt you?", he panics
I shake my head, "I'm ok baby. I promise"
"Are you sure?"
I nod
Suddenly I'm lifted up and laid on the couch, him moving between my legs, his mouth against mine
I wrap my arms around his neck, kissing him back
His hands hook under my knees, pushing them towards my chest, his cock entering me
"Hwa", I moan against his lips
"Jo", he murmurs, kissing me again as he starts to move
He moves in and out, increasing his speed and force with every thrust until he's pounding into me and making me moan like a slut, the pleasure shutting off my brain
"Fuck baby, so wet for me", he murmurs as he fucks into me, "I make you this wet?"
"Yes Hwa. Fuck yes", I cry
It is all him
I thought that Tae would come into my head like he did with Hongjoong but with Seonghwa nothing penetrates my brain
It's just him, just Seonghwa in my head, just Seonghwa I'm focused on
Just Seonghwa I want
I don't know if that means anything and I don't want to know
I just want to enjoy being with him
And enjoy it I do
"Please jagi, cum on my cock", he begs, "Isn't my cock making you feel good?"
"So good baby. So fucking good", I answer, closing my eyes as I feel his cock slam into my spot again and again
"Then cum for me", he pleads, "Please, show me how much you love my cock moving inside you. Show me baby"
He thrusts hard inside and I lose it
"Oh fuck Hwa! Seonghwa!", I cry, my body arching into his, pulsing around his cock as extreme pleasure runs through my body
"Fuck Joanne!", he yells, his warm cum shooting inside me
"Yes Hwannie", I shout, holding him against me, "Fuck, yes, cum inside me. It feels so good"
"Fuck Jo, you're the best", he murmurs, his head leaning on my chest as he cums
When we finish, I relax back into the couch slowly and he carefully lays on me as he pulls out
As soon as he's on me, my arms wrap around him, holding him tightly
I never say it but I love cuddling with him
His is so comfortable, so clingy
I normally hate clingy but with him, I love it
I run my fingers up and down the middle of his back, feeling him shiver
"Sensitive baby?", I giggle
He nods, making cute whiny sounds in my neck
We lay in comfortable silence for awhile
It's so nice, just being cuddled and held, holding someone who wants it too
Eventually he lifts his head saying he has to go back to practice
I know he does, I just don't want him too
He gives me a quick kiss, then gets up to get dressed
I sigh internally but get up as well, grabbing my clothes from the floor
"Uh Jo? Do you wanna hang out after-"
"Yes", I answer immediately, not letting him finish
"Yeah?"
I nod, smiling shyly, "Yeah Hwa. I didn't see you yesterday and I missed you"
The smile that bursts on his face is so fucking beautiful
"Yeah?"
I nod, giggling, "Yeah. But don't let that go to your head"
"Never", he laughs
"Good"
We finish getting dressed and then he holds out his hand towards me
I instantly place mine in his, holding tightly as we make our way back to the practice room
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"Guess that shower was for nothing", I get out, breathing hard
"Well I needed it after practice", he reasons, panting for air
I cuddle into him more, laying my head on his shoulder, my body mostly on his, our legs tangled up
His arms are around me tightly and I feel so safe
"Yeah but you're all sweaty again", I point out
"You too jagi. The shower wasn't a total loss though"
He's right
After practice, we came to my apartment and he asked to take a shower
Then asked me to come in with him
Of course, we had sex
Then after we got out, he threw me on my bed and ate me out like he's never going to do it again
Then I blew him
And about twenty minutes later after that, we fucked again
I swear this man has stamina like no one I ever met
He not only keeps up with me, he surpasses me
He lasts so long and can keep going multiple rounds
It's like his cock lives in my pussy and I'm here for it
"No it wasn't", I agree, "I got to see you naked and completely wet. One of the best sights my eyes have ever seen"
"You're joking", he says, surprised
I tilt my head to look at him, "No I'm not Hwa. C'mon you're not blind baby, you know you're hot. You're kinda a hoe on stage"
"A hoe?", he exclaims
I nod, "A hoe. The way you dance so sexily, your fucking tongue that you stick out, the way you bite your lip and fucking stare. You're a super hot hoe"
"But...I'm your hoe...right?", he questions softly
I burst out laughing, "Yeah you're definitely my hoe"
"Well it's ok then", he beams at me
"My god you're so cute", I gush
He smiles wider, "You're cute too jagi"
I blush, my cheeks hot
"My beautiful jagi", he says, running his fingers in my hair
Honestly I don't know how he can think that
I'm average at best but he always says I'm beautiful, gorgeous, cute, hot
I do like when he says it but it's hard for me to accept when I have such a different view of myself
He holds my hand, lifting it up, pressing kisses to the back of it, sending fire up my arm
Then he turns my hand around, kissing my palm
I just watch him, loving his lips on any part of me
His eyes move to mine, smiling softly, leaning down
His soft lips press against mine and insight happily before kissing him back
Gripping his hand tightly, I kiss him silly, not wanting to let go of him
Of course the kisses have to end, then he whispers, "I should go. It's kinda late"
I look at his beautiful face and I just say it
"Don't go"
His eyebrows raise, "Don't go?"
I shake my head, "Stay with me"
His brows furrow, "For how long?"
"All night", I whisper
He's silent for a few seconds, "Are you sure?"
I nod, "I want you to stay. Do you want to?"
"So much", he answers
I nod, "Ok"
"Ok"
Without another word, we snuggle into each other, clinging onto each other
"You want to sleep now jagi?"
I nod, "You tired me out baby"
He laughs, "Same jagi"
"Do you want to sleep too?"
He nods, "Yeah. I'm not letting you go"
"Good, don't"
I kiss him softly, then bury my face in his neck, smelling the scent that is only Seonghwa, closing my eyes, feeling so content
"Nite jagi"
"Nite baby", I answer
As I lay in Seonghwa's arms, I finally admit it to myself
I have feelings for Seonghwa
Lots of feelings and honestly I'm terrified
The last time I had feelings, falling in love with Tae, it blew up in my face badly
It's not love with Seonghwa but I know if I let it, my feelings can turn into that
I don't want that
Liking him a lot is pushing it
Falling in love again, hard no
It'll just be like with Tae
I already lost Tae, I don't want to lose Seonghwa too
I refuse to lose Seonghwa
I push those thoughts from my head right now
It's the first time Seonghwa is sleeping over, the first time he's holding me all night and I don't want to ruin it with these thoughts that I can't do anything about
So I close my eyes, letting the feel of his arms around me comfort me as I drift off to sleep
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Are we really making divinity a disability thing. I don't think disability makes you need a gun that increases the damage dealt to an enemy by 30% (which only one other thing, a super, gives) with literally no drawbacks
No drawbacks? Are we ignoring that the person running Divinity is not doing dps?
Divinity buffs others because the person running Divinity is not doing dps. If the buff is too small, then running Divinity makes no sense. It would be better for the sixth person in the team to just run dps, even if they miss, or at least rocket launchers. Because of this, Div is really not that good in anything other than raids (or any activity with more than 3 people). The drawback is that it's niche, it pulls one person out of dps and requires them to sacrifice all other weapon utilities and damage because Div occupies an energy slot and special ammo. You have to use a primary kinetic and non-exotic heavy that you probably won't get to use on anything other than add clear before the boss. Running Div is such a drawback that most gamers are pissing and shitting when they have to use it.
It's also an exotic raid weapon that you have to do a special quest for. I thought working to earn something should be rewarded.
And yes, it's not strange that it's been largely used as an accessibility tool. Since it buffs damage, that means that the rest of the team can do sufficient dps even if they don't have god roll weapons (which is often something new players and new raiders don't have). It also means that you can have someone on Divinity and a few people on their god rolls while someone else can run something they feel more comfortable with even if they have god rolls (I personally heavily dislike linears and feel more comfortable on Witherhoard and rocket launcher, it's my comfort loadout that makes me feel less anxious about messing up in a raid and anxiety is also a disability).
Since it creates a bubble on the target and hitting the bubble acts like hitting crits, it helps people who have trouble aiming, or issues with their vision, or issues with their motor skills. It also helps when the boss is exceptionally wiggly (Atheon) or when you have to stand beneath the boss and hit a crit on his head (Taniks). It also helps when the crit spot on the boss is BIZARRE and incredibly finicky to hit (Golgoroth). I genuinely cannot see shit on Golgoroth. I either suggest Div or run Div myself because at least if everybody misses, whatever shots do hit, will do extra damage. It cuts down my time in Golgoroth's rancid soup pit by 2 damage phases.
It's unsurprising that a lot of people run Divinity to help players with various issues and disabilities. It's 100% a weapon that many disabled people see as their saving grace.
The aggressive calls for a nerf (out of nowhere?) are steeped in ableist talking points. Salta himself started his essay by saying that one of the most important things in the game should be aim and that aim should matter and that Divinity removes the need for aim. This is incredibly ableist since, as I've noted, it takes two seconds to realise that there are people who struggle with aiming due to a wide range of disabilities. So saying "aim should matter" is basically a shorthand to say "if you can't aim, you don't deserve to raid." This is insane.
After that, Salta moved on and said he wouldn't remove the crit bubble so that can stay and we can have our aim help (thank you big content creator for your mercy), but that the debuff has to go because it's too much and makes the boss fight boring (boring for who?). Again, this talking point entirely ignores a large section of the players who just don't feel comfortable running certain weapons and the damage buff helps them. It also helps people who are new to the game and haven't been grinding god rolls for three years or are unable to grind current activities that would give them those god rolls. Not everyone has a team to run Duality consistently in 20 minutes every day. I'm fine running Duality, but I don't like the visual mess of the Nightmare realm and the snapping of the camera when dunking standards (I am prone to motion sickness).
I'm saying this to illustrate just how many possible problems people can have that you may have never thought about or even knew existed. This is identical to how dismissive people are of real life disabilities and accommodations that disabled people need.
And ultimately, sometimes I just want to get the raid done and I use Div to cut it short. People have lives outside of the game. Most players' job isn't to play Destiny for a living. You can be perfectly abled and want to use Divinity to make raids an hour long instead of three. Why this should be anyone's problem is beyond me.
As for "it creates a meta and everyone has to use it for day 1 raid race" consider: I don't care. Day 1 is a special competition that happens twice a year. We are not going to be tuning weapons and abilities for that special competition at the detriment of the majority of the players for the rest of the year. It's also laughable that this is about "meta" since if Divinity is gone, there will be a new hard meta for day 1 raids. The only problem with this meta is that gamer dudebros don't like being a support class. Tale as old as time. It's identical in every single video game. Being support and not doing damage emasculates them so they don't want to do it and they think it's objectively bad and objectively boring to everyone. We could really cut this whole drama short if they would just admit that.
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The New Sibling
Chapter 15. Pretty Dresses
Synopsis: Mobius finds himself intrigued and curious about Loki's decision to wear a dress and gets excited when
Word count: 1,603
Stand Alone?: 1/2 or 2/3 depending on how we're looking at plotlines. Directly connected to the next chapter, more indirectly to the last one.
Warnings: diapers
Notes: Whelp, here's my attempt to integrate Loki's gender fluidity into this fic. I wouldn't call it successful representation, but it's still quite cute and endearing. More gnc instead of genderfluid Loki, but you can go to Nothing in the Parenting Books for genderfluid Loki.
Read it on AO3!
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Mobius was beginning to grow fairly used to the rhythm of the home at this point, and began to drop some of the habits he had learned in his time at the adoption center in favor of ones that he found to be helpful in this new environment. Unfortunately, not all of these new behaviors were on purpose, and not all of them were actually very helpful, but instead simply biologic mechanisms that happened to change. One of these was waking with Loki and being disturbed by nighttime noises. 
Previously, there had always been commotion at the littles home. Baby monitors, PA’s, and the intercom system would be old and low quality, and seemed to continuously scratch with static; rattles, toys, and even rustling sheets would be constantly going, no matter the time; new littles and some of the younger ones, like himself, but with less of a sense of self preservation --the ones who didn’t understand that sometimes avoiding nurse attention got you a higher priority and more affections when you needed it-- would yell and scream and cry whenever a nappy change was needed or they were hungry, scared, or maybe just wanted to be held. 
But now, after weeks without this constant noise, which he had been conditioned for a long while to ignore… how long, he wasn’t exactly sure, maybe months, perhaps years, his body was now waking with every little sound, and most mornings, those noises were either Loki waking up, cooing, whining for attention, or Thor, who, no matter what mood he was in, seemed to always be quite heavy on his feet, seeming to stomp down the halls regardless of the rest of the household’s sleeping status or how much of a hurry he was in.
Mobius awoke this particular morning with Loki kicking and humming, waiting for Thor’s attention. He watched through the light wooden bars of his crib to see if Loki was going to try something, to check if the other little would be older today or just a baby like himself. It was hard to say these days, with the boot inhibiting Loki’s motor abilities and all. 
Loki sat at the end of the crib, taking his stuffed animals and bitterly tossing them down as he looked out the ajar doorway to get a glimpse of Thor, then looking away to stare at the big, bulky, black brace his foot was stuck in. It ruined the mood of his cutesy pajamas, restricted his movement, itched, and he wasn’t even allowed to touch it. How utterly horrid for a toddler of hardly two. He had given up throwing fits about it after it hadn’t worked the first dozen times, but he still eyed it with disdain and generally tried to be as difficult and fussy as possible when he could in regards to it. 
Thor shyly opened the door to check on his two little ones and Loki immediately sat up straighter, and with the support of the crib bars, wiggled up to stand, struggling with distributing his weight. 
Thor touched noses with the wiggly toddler. “Are you up extra early to help mummy?” 
“Yah!” Loki grinned. 
“Are you and Mobius going to be big boys for her? Help make her life a little easier?” he asked while unlatching the sides of the crib. 
Loki shrugged, and impatiently braced against Thor as the bars were set down. 
“No? Not a big boy today?” 
Another shrug as he was set down onto the changing table and his pastel green onesie, with the little daisy embroidered on the chest, was unsnapped. 
“I understand,” Thor nodded sagely, taking a moment to send Loki an understanding look as he changed the little one, who’s leg hung limply over the side of the table. 
Loki got down and crawled to the chest of drawers on the other side of the room once his nappy had been changed as Thor gave Mobius the same treatment, giving the tinier little a bunch of kisses and making sure to snuggle him close as Loki picked out his outfit for the day.
Mobius broke from Thor's chest to watch what Loki was doing, peering at all the colorful fabrics Loki yanked out of the drawers, before seemingly deciding on something and pausing.
A pinafore dress. a nice one, too-- A bright green one, with white accents, and like everything else in his wardrobe, covered in hundreds of embroidered details. Flowers and animals and flourishes of abstract yellow and golden stars peppered it all over, lending the dress the nickname of Loki’s “pixie magic dress”. 
He slipped it on with Thor’s help and grinned, smoothing the circle skirt over his legs as Thor helped him stand up. 
As the older little locked eyes with his baby brother, he giggled, clapping, showing off his joy with the pretty outfit as he tried to spin to make his skirt flair. 
Mobius was fascinated by this and slid down off the crib to investigate more. 
“Would you like a pretty dress, too?” Thor asked absently, already checking if Loki had a dress that might fit the baby. 
Mobius hesitated for a moment as Thor held up some options.
But before Mobius could decide, Loki had already snatched a pink satin dress from Thor’s hands, and shoved it back in the closet. 
“What do you think about this one? You never wear it,” Thor asked the older little one, holding up a red gingham one as an alternative. 
Loki nodded and supervised as Thor scrunched it over Mobius. 
Although he was shorter, Mobius was a little bit thicker than Loki around the midsection, and had a slightly broader ribcage. 
Thor was just able to button it up in back, but Mobius’ little belly and chest touched the fabric in a very sweet way, mimicking baby-fat at his sides. However, Thor found this to be a wonderful feature of the dress, not something that needed fixing. The cotton wasn’t too tight for Mobius, either and he found that he rather liked the way the dress came down, just below his knees, and the triangular straps tied at the shoulder. 
Mobius spun and cooed with delight as the dress fanned out, just like he had seen Loki try. Then, he paused for a quick second and smoothed the dress down as he tried to look in the drawers of the dresser like Loki had.
“Right, right, I thought this would be different. Silly me,” Thor said, grabbing an extra pair of shorts and pulling them up over Mobius’ diaper and watching as the little’s face lit up again. 
Thor picked his little brother up and brought him out to see Sylvie as Mobius trailed behind. 
She was sitting on the couch eating a bag of chips and watching TV, but paused when she heard the happy babblings of the two littles. “Look at you two!” she squealed before taking Mobius into her lap, poking and tickling him with all the affection a caregiver could bestow. Loki was treated similarly, and the two got their usual tummy time as Sylvie and Thor got up to make soft-food breakfasts and bottles for them. 
“You know,” Sylvie began, hardly above a whisper, leaning into Thor,  “I think they’d look awfully cute with their hair done…” 
Thor distractedly agreed with her while refilling the kettle.  
She sighed watching them. “They are adorable. We need to show them off more, huh? Take them out for more stroller rides with their pretty bows and dresses?” 
Thor paused and laughed. “We don’t do that enough already?” 
“Well, we haven’t with Mobius, not very much yet. Maybe we should!” 
“... Maybe we should,” Thor agreed once more, softly, while tightening bottle caps and mixing the oatmeal before adding some milk to Loki’s, almond milk to Mobius’ and placing it on the table by the highchairs. “But after breakfast, right?” 
“Yes! Why would I want to work with fussy, hungry little ones?” she asked rhetorically before collecting her dressed-up boys from the living room. 
Neither of the tots could stop fidgeting with their skirts, and Mobius was pink and giggly. It was very obvious that he had never been given the option to wear a dress, or at least hadn’t considered it before.
After breakfast, Sylvie offered to do their hair, brushing Loki’s into bouncy curls and covering both littles with clip-in accessories. Loki’s were pink and green, and resembled flowers with leaves and fairies, while Mobius got two simple red bows clipped onto his right side, just above his ear, that had little strawberries in the center. They didn’t clip anything back or change the shape of his hair at all, but instead, were only clipped there for decorative purposes. 
“Oh aren’t you two precious?” she asked as Loki awkwardly attempted to spin while still limping with the boot and avoiding putting pressure on his hurt ankle and Mobius looked at himself in the mirror.  “Should we go somewhere with you two all dressy?” 
Loki laughed and clapped. “Go! Go place!” he grinned.
“We could take a walk to the shops,” Thor suggested. “I actually need some groceries…”
“That might be a fun idea. Are you sure you can walk that much?” she asked Loki. 
“Go tolla,” Loki responded. 
“You wanna take the strollers?” 
“Mhm!” Loki smiled, sitting up very straight. 
“I thought that the little princesses would be better suited to a ride in a royal carriage,” Thor suggested. 
“Wagin wagin wagin,” Loki chanted, still spinning in circles, mostly on one foot, and looking at his skirt, but this time with more ferocity and excitement. 
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cant decides which one i hate less so u get both
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So over on patreon Trevor asked for my take on the Addams Family and I grew up LOVING the Addams family movies so here we are. Instead of doing a straight up style interpretation, I decided to do a full on design challenge, using the characters as bases to make a black southern gothic Addams au. I actually drew the kids first, using the character bases of Wednesday and Pugsley to create some delightful kiddos I'm calling Sunday and Blanche. I of course then redesigned Gomez and Morticia into Carlisle and Mortesha.
The Addams have a very specific high aristocratic goth aesthetic (they've got a butler and nobody really works among other things) so in this re-imagining I wanted to go with vibes that run a little more middle class/upper middle class.  I thought it would be interesting to think about what would be considered weird and off-putting in an entirely different culture, and how being a big ol' goth is way less controversial than it used to be.
I tried to keep this short (HAHAHAHAHAHA) so I didn't spin off into an essay about villain coded families, black people in the horror genre, and normalcy as it pertains to social survival, but just...bits of that are in these designs and lore. Keep that in mind.
Also I made the kids twins because they've flip flopped in age so much in different media and also twins run in my family (i'm the daughter of one). And let's face it, I'm pulling a lot of their southern gothic traits from living as a southern goth so *shrug*.
10 thousand pounds of lore incoming loooooooooool.
The Parents
From the moment he saw her he knew that there was a 50/50 chance of him either never making it out of that swamp alive or marrying the figure that was creeping out from under the distant willow tree in a black cocktail dress. The third time she found him trussed up in one of her traps, he complimented her rope work and asked if she'd like to go out sometime after his head wound stopped bleeding.
Or while it was still bleeding.
If she was into that.
Some kids and a mysteriously burnt down Piggly Wiggly later, their love is still as strong and inescapable as a bear trap in a sink hole.
Carlisle Guillermo (now Addams through marriage but I wanted to give him two first names for a name since Gomez has two last names) makes a vaguely described living practicing ‘law’ around town. A loophole king, people come to him from miles around with contracts signed in blood, fights over chunks of hair buried in their rivals’ yard, dehydrated primate hands, memories that seemed like dreams until the evidence of their happenings became too real, and other regular Legal Items asking for counsel which he is all too happy to give. For a price. Sometimes that price is a homemade pie and sometimes it’s a million dollars, depends on who you are. Whatever you’re asked to pay it’s worth that price, and if you try to scam him out of work or he just plain doesn’t like you? Well. He knows how to twist a contract better than anything at the crossroads.
And he always gets his due.
He doesn’t just serve the local (living)humans though, there are many things that need proper legal representation in this day and age. You wouldn’t believe how many city councils try to build on sacred burial grounds even after he lets them know that his ghostly clients are totally gonna haunt the FUCK out of the ensuing shitty condos and curse their families for all eternity. At least 50% of his energy goes towards dealing with real estate bullshit.
Carl is an excitable and good natured(?) man who loves his family, cigars, dancing, and his many knife-based hobbies. People find him very charming once they get past the feeling that they’re talking to a sultry gator badly disguising itself as a human. I didn’t put a ton of deep thought into designing him, mostly I wanted to make a middle aged dude who looked like he would have been voted ‘most likely to smooch the literal devil’ in high school. Tbh he probably has, but no demonic ex’s can compare to his lovely wife~
Mortesha Addams(her name was already perfect so I just tweaked it)is a woman of many talents. A self proclaimed homemaker, she prides herself on a greenhouse full of Concerning Foliage, a beautiful wasp apiary, and a coop full of what are probably chickens that she keeps for what are probably eggs. She’s also an avid creator of the outsider art that can be seen around the estate. She has taken on the family business of selling her homemade goods in a little stall by the road just outside the swamp with her mom, and makes pretty good money doing so. A surprising amount of poison gets bought in quaint southern towns.
Speaking of poison, people who come out to the edge of the swamp to buy it are usually carrying a lot of secrets around, and Mortesha knows most of them. It’s not like she pries the truth out of people, it just so happens that many nervous hellos eventually turn into the tragic backstory power hour if she’s alone with a client for long enough. She supposes that’s just how people are. Despite the fact that the Addams are very active in the community (whether the community likes it or not) she especially, as a direct descendant of the first Addams matriarch, is seen as…Well not an outsider because the community feels A Certain Way about outsiders and despite it all the Addams are their people, but maybe something like an exception. They feel like whatever weirdness they’re hiding can’t be weirder than any given Addams, so they get a little loose with their words.
This is amusing to her, since Addams’ don’t naturally keep the kind dramatic secrets that their surface level prim and proper neighbors do. It’s much more fun to openly talk about those things.
Do they have a sadly decrepit yet terrifying grandma up in the attic? Yeah, like three. They got a tv, all the creepy porcelain dolls they could want, and they’re close to family. Where do you keep your gram-grams?
Any bodies buried on the property? Yeah some, but most are thrown to the gators.
Any creeping through the balmy summer night with ill intentions? Yeah dude, everyone loves a nice family stroll.
What about dangerous forbidden love? If an adult Addams isn’t incorporeal then they’re either queer or in a torrid romance with some person/thing mysteriously drawn to that awful swamp. Sometimes both at the same time. Most times actually.
Mortesha would know.
The current head of the Addams family is just as outgoing as her husband but a lot quieter and harder to read. She never really seems to get mad about much and always has a genteel smile for everyone whether they deserve it or not. A seven foot tall human shaped “Oh, bless your heart”. A perfectly composed Lady even when she’s, oh I dunno, burning down a Piggly Wiggly. You know. A regular southern mom. Chat her up at the hair salon for 50% off a jar of wasp honey with your next purchase of a mysterious but foreboding packet of herbs.
Designing her was pretty easy because I just drew a lankier Grace Jones and called it a day. I had some problems with her outfit simply because if we were going HARD southern gothic then she’d probably be wearing a white/cream dress with a fuller skirt but I thought keeping the silhouette and the black was more important. She’s supposed to be an anti southern gothic southern gothic character anyway. A woman who looks like she has a million secrets who is actually the most open person you could meet. For better or worse. The red hair came from a coloring error that I really ended up liking (my mom had red hair her whole childhood that only darkened up in high school so I can buy that an Addams can be naturally fire engine red) and the veil was to get more of that classic Morticia silhouette in there.
The Children
Sunday and Blanche are the twin children of Carlisle and Mortesha Addams. Some say the Addams clan got their cursed homestead when a wealthy local businessman made a deal with the devil and lost, leaving his grand mansion to his least favorite maid and cutting his losses once he realized that the swamp would do everything it could to drag the house into the water and take what was owed with its horrible curse. Others say that the family has just always squatted there and no one really cares because man, fuck that particular swamp. Have you been in there? Absolute horror show.
Anyway.
Blanche is the more outgoing sibling and quite the engineer/mad scientist in the making. He started going grey at 2 weeks old but considering he was also rocking some extra fingers, toes, and a tiny tail (he takes after his dad), his parents just put it on the 'not life threatening' pile and decided not to worry about it. He's the kind of smart that teachers find utterly infuriating, less a dog eagerly learning and obeying commands and more a hyena who keeps teaching itself how to pick locks. He has a few friends in his school's robotics club (which they honestly allowed him to make so the school could contain his... creations) but mostly hangs out with his sister exploring the swamp. They find all sorts of neat things in there! wedding rings, suspiciously lumpy garbage bags, cloaked cultists who can't read private property signs, it's an adventure every day!
Blanche is all about experimentation with his creations, his look, and his tether to this mortal coil. Is lipstick a cool thing to try? Let's find out. Can he get out of a strait jacket fast enough after being pushed into the depths of the swamp by his sister? let's find out. He's not dead yet and confused local doctors can attest to the fact that he's rarely attained more than a bad bruise so he's pretty set on continuing to kiss rattlesnakes on their cute little heads and have his sister practice her knife throwing at him until that fact changes.
Blanche is very much a country goth. Cowboy boots (customized by his mom), knife, and lighter are daily accessories. He likes to wear the crusty swamp jewelry they find (the rust adds a splash of color!) and despite appearances he does try to keep himself neat. He's just got  natural Grunge Colors and a tendency to wear clothes he likes until they fall apart. Pugsley always seemed the most modernly styled to me (which might just be because little boys clothes have been the same for a long time) so I wanted Blanche to be the most purposely fashionable Addams. Everyone else is goth by nature, but he's the only one truly familiar with goth as an alternative fashion.
I got really into designing Blanche because honestly, I find Pugsley to be the most boring member of the family. And he was hard to design! I had to mess with his vibe a lot to get him looking how I wanted. I know he's supposed to evoke an " 'evil' little boy next door who's parents never reign him in", but that's just goth Dennis The Menace.  I's 2020. We can at least go queer goth Calvin.
Sunday was much easier to design. Wednesday was my favorite as a child (of course) and I really wanted to keep the spirit of her look while adding things like billowy sleeves (it gets HOT down here), big poofy twists instead of braids, and a nice tie. She's a professional after all, been running the local pet cemetery since she was 6 and the previous groundskeeper met with an unfortunate accident after telling her that tarantulas don't have souls. Her specialty is creating beautiful naturalistic animal funerals similar to those that Maquenda (https://linktr.ee/artofmaquenda) makes, and she takes pride in creating miniature dioramas of her subjects after each burial which she uses as a kind of 3D catalog for future clients.
She really wants to try out her skills on humans one day. Well. Publicly try out her skills. Lotta random bodies float into the swamp. None of them have turned down her requests for diorama models so far. Most seem downright flattered. Plus, she usually figures out which graveyard/crime scene they floated over from and gets her parents to give them a lift back. She'll even help enact terrifying revenge from beyond the grave on whoever put them there if she's not, y'know, busy.
Besides arts, crafts, and pet based funerary arrangements, Sunday is an avid lover of archery (any ranged weapon really), books where little fantasy adventure animals die dramatic deaths, and history. She is That Kid who eagerly raises her hand when asked who Christopher Columbus was and ends up being sent out of class after 15 minutes for making 'a scene'. Her favorite party trick is just picking an item in the room and talking about how it relates to either some obscure historical figure with a buck wild life or a horrible disaster. At least one charity pancake breakfast ended with children in tears after her vivid description of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919.
Social-wise, while Wednesday is the girl that people ask to smile because they think she'd, "look so pretty", Sunday is rarely asked anything at all. People just kind of assume from her quiet nature (in between horrible history facts) that she's angry all the time and that she hates everyone. This is untrue. She hates some people but she's ambivalent to most everyone else and even downright friendly if you bother to talk to her like a person instead of a terrifying cryptid. Like, she IS a terrifying cryptid but she's also a little girl.  
That’s about it for now. One day I might do the other family members but for now I’m happy with the four I’ve redesigned. Making an au! Lurch in a family that doesn’t do butlers could be interesting. Over on patreon I put forth that he could just be Motesha’s mute little brother (similar bone structure) but Amy Crook had the nice idea of quote: “ a mysterious "cousin" that "helps around the house" whose origins are both long in the past and faintly unsettling. He's good for lifting heavy things, like that tank of propane you're about to throw into the burning Piggly Wiggly... “ which i now consider canon. Who's kid is he? How old is he? Not important. Anyone willing to commit arson with you is family.
Annnnyway.  This challenge was a lot of fun! I love indulging in AU’s.
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friends I'm about to expose you to a niche so small you couldn't find it with a microscope. "NEW" byler half-mer au I said. well I'm a fucking liar. this au is older than ST but it's getting a fancy byler makeover
SO. you wanna know what's even better than electric mer Will Byers???
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electric mer Will Byers........TIMES 7 (didn't even change that number for st, that's deadass the number of mers there were originally. love all these sentient pancakes)
now allow me to explain the How and Why—
actually I lied again I can't possibly fully explain in one post but the absolute most basic explanation is that Will got cloned in the lab :)
eventually he escaped with all but a clone that was still in incubation (which he was unaware of at the time), and now they just live in some underwater caves that are easy to hide in. why yes, it IS a blatant s2 tunnel ref, and yes, they DO keep the remains of lab divers in the hub :))
anyway lemme list the Will squad from oldest to youngest (I haven't officially decided if Will encounters Mike 7 years after he was initially captured (making him 19) or 7 years after he escapes the lab (making him 21), but no matter what I'm Legally Obligated to go overboard on 7 usage, and all the clones were created during that two year time frame when Will was 12-14)
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0 Will the Wise: the original Will. carries the others when going long distances (also carried them all out of the lab), and uses items the others can't lift yet to make equipment/traps/etc
1 Will the Warrior: bit and shocked the handlers without hesitation even if it earned punishment, 100% feral with no fucks to give. defender of the smols (ง •̀_•́)ง probably tries to defend the Big Will too
2 Will the Watchful: keeps an eye on the others when Big Will is away, makes sure they eat enough, aren't swimming where they shouldn't, takes care of little wounds from being stupid, all that fun shit
3 Will the Wordsmith/Witty/Wry: likes to make up stories.....but also can and will commit verbal murder at a moment's notice. calls Big Will "William" when feeling extra confrontational. often watches Warrior Will do literally anything and comments "this is why Mom won't let you go on land"
4 Will the Wistful/Wary: when the wariness gets too exhausting, it's wistful time. daydreams excessively to ignore sensory overload/burnout. Big Will makes/collects things to help manage it (this is the clone Mike encountered and wouldn't leave alone, who eventually brought him to the lake to Not be killed)
5 Will the Wiggly: zooms nonstop and then passes out cold in some random position....like a mer version of a gay sit. also likes to make the lights blink on lab equipment scraps after Big Will makes sure there's no functional tracking shit (or discards those pieces in the hub where lab people know not to go anymore)
6 Will the Wandering: spends notably more years in the lab than the others and just wants to see everything there is to see, but it's difficult to see Everything when confined to Hawkins.... (Mike can help there tho)
note: the clones don't actually call the original one "Big Will" because uhhhhh they call him Mom. for the earliest clones, the first mer word they heard was him calling for his mom, so that's the first thing they imitated. and by the time he wasn't calling for her anymore, the clones that could talk already called him their mom, and the others just followed suit
btw Big Will and Wary Will share the name "Will Byers" when they're on land, depending on the situation and who needs a whole human name. the other clones are still too suspiciously small to pretend to be a human child, so they don't need to worry about having different Spoken Above Water names yet
(and no, Will's "mer surname" wasn't Byers, he got that After escaping the lab :)) by complete accident :))) but anyway he owns it now. he doesn't even know what it means to be a Byers but he sure fuckin is one. he has no idea how fucking confused Joyce is about the brand new son that apparently half of Hawkins knew about before she did. Will you can't lay low and Also beat the shit out of popular bullies it doesn't work like that, pick one or the other)
this post doesn't have enough byler content to justify the tag so Ima fix that. I mentioned in the previous post that it was their "first second" meeting. it's because Will doesn't recognize Mike (tends not to think about california if he can help it anyway) and Mike obviously couldn't recognize Will at first, what with his human shape and long hair in front of his face.
but they did meet in california once, the summer before Mike started kindergarten. he saw a tiny "mermaid fairy", with eyes shinier than all the fish he'd seen that day—and when he told his family, no one believed him🙃
because he was so focused on the Shiny, he eventually forgot the specifics of Will's general dull-colored appearance, but he didn't forget the eyes....he didn't forget that the meeting happened. then in the distant future, when Will is trying to be all threatening, he tilts his head in just the right way to accidentally expose one eye and Mike like. stops working for a hot second while his brain tries to process the colors he's staring at and why it's in a human face—
but his mouth doesn't wait for the processing part to be done. he just suddenly yells I FUCKING KNEW IT and makes Will want to Die from the volume
while Will's mildly disoriented and covering his ears, Mike subconsciously reaches forward to push his bangs out of the way, which earns him a warning static buzz, but he's moving slow enough that Will doesn't feel the need to stun him yet.
rn Will just thinks Mike's a fucking dumbass who's too stupid to feel threatened. and then Mike asks something stupid too
"do you remember the first time we met?"
(Will does Attempt to say they never met, but Mike just plows forward with something that proves it like "how did you get here from california" or "we were by the [insert some underwater landmark (equivalent of the swingset)]" or something and Will's like. oh shit he's right that's a thing that happened wtf)
also because things like this are Extra self-indulgent, Will Can do the underwater oxygen kiss and he Does do it at times without any awareness of what that does to Mike's mental health. like I said before, we love and respect an absolutely Parched Mike Wheeler
I think this is enough to justify the byler tag😌
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8th MEMEBR OF BTS
• STAGE NAME: Kim Yvonne (김 이본)
• BIRTH NAME: Park Chanelle
• BIRTHDAY: December 31st, 1995
• HEIGHT: 5"9
• PROFESSION: K-pop Idol
• GROUP: BTS
• LABEL: Big Hit
• POSITION: Lead Vocalist, Visual,Sub-rapper, writer, producer.
• DEBUT DATE: June 13th, 2013
• FACE CLAIM: seunghwibaby on ig
• VOICE CLAIM: Madison Beer+Ariana Grande. Rap voice claim: Lisa (BP)
EXTRA INFO ABOUT KIM YVONNE
• NICKNAMES: vonnie, nellie, baby, Big Hit's princess
• TALENTS: can play drums, electric guitar and piano.
• HIDDEN TALENTS: can hold her breath for 4 minutes, is very felixible, excellent at volleyball and basketball.
• LOVE LIFE: is currently single, has 4 exes.
• SUBLINGS: 1 twin brother, Park Jongin.
• SEXUALITY: she's bisexual
• AESTHETIC: femme fatale
• HER PERSONALITY: she's the sweetest little thing ever. everyone's first impression of her was 'bubbly, adorable and sweet'. she's extremely selfless and is constantly putting others before herself in any situation even if she's at a disadvantage. very smart, a little introverted. can be really quite or really loud, no in-between. can seem cold on the outside but she's the warmest person on the inside. broken gen z humor. clingy baby, loves skinship.
• was diagnosed with ADHD Inattentive was she was 13, anxiety and depression when she was 19.
• is unsecure about her looks
• fake maknae
• has three awards on her solo project
• her voice is on the deep side but she can go really high
• MUSIC GENRE: loves pop, RnB and Trap.
• PETS: two chow chow dogs, Oliver and Sirius Black.
• TATTOOS: A sun and a Cresent on her hand, a cloud on her middle finger and ARMY'S shield on her ring finger, 'kookie'on her wrist, a heart in her palm, and a ⁷ behind her ear
• PIERCINGS: three on each ear, nose piercing.
• SOLO PROJECTS: 'Selenophilia' three singles and 10 songs in total.
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'Venus Records' two singles and 9 songs in total
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CELEBRITY CRUSHES:
• People Crushing On KYV:
• Jackson Wang (GOT7), Wooyoung and Seonghwa (ATEEZ), GRAY and Jay Park (AOMG), Jennie Kim (BLACKPINK), Chan and Han (STRAY KIDS), KAI (EXO).
• Crushes KYV has:
• Seonghwa (ATEEZ), Wonho, Jay Park, Hwasa (MAMAMOO), Jennie Kim (BLACKPINK), Madison Beer, Yeonjun (TXT).
A GUIDE TO THE SHIPS: withing BTS
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VONJOON/RAPVON
• 45% family, 55% romance
• fourth biggest ship in K-pop.
• she's his baby, you can't convince me otherwise.
• she looks up to namjoon alot.
• king and queen of destruction
• writing duo
• calling eachother 'honey' platonically
• too many inside jokes
• can be annoying, because who ever is around them WILL third wheel.
• "BTS and the world third wheeling joon and vonnie for 25 minutes straight" videos
• back massages because carrying the music industry is painful
• they trust eachother so much
• will always spill to eachother about their worries.
• the respect is through the roof
• love for days
• vonjoon/ rapvon stans are either rock hard or soft af
• HUGS
• this man is a giant and the hight difference is just enough for him to scoop her up in his arms and squeeze the life out of her.
• they can carry smart conversations most of the time, but not all the time
• "joon, what's the difference between horses and donkeys?"
• "°_°"
• "deadass"
• wholesome relationship :)
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SEOKVON/ VONJIN
• 70% family, 30% romance
• will babie her, he must babie her.
• he's so protective of his wittle vonnie
• is always checking up on her.
• he thinks she's the most precious angel in the world that need to be rocked to sleep and fed every couple of hours.
• gives everyone normal cups, but Yvonne get a sippy cup with sunflower prints on it.
• THEY LOUD AS HELL OH MY GOD
• one can spot their shenanigans from a mile away.
• a lot of "Jin and von being chaotic neutral" for an hour straight videos
• he taught her how to fish
• cooking buddies
• making cookies at 3 in the morning
• crackhead energy that fills up a tank
• will shamelessly stock up tampons and pads for her
• THE LOVE IS CONTAGIOUS
• INFECTIOUS LOVE
• sibling fights for no reason
• seokvon/vonjin stans are the softest ever
• wholesome babies
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MINVON/ VONGI
• 65% family, 35% romance
• IS VERY VERY PROTECTIVE OF HER.
• has the biggest soft spot for her
• he's her little meow meow
• they go fishing together (w/ Jin)
• she has the passcode to his studio
• PRODUCER DUO
• the amount of unreleased tracks is insane.
• he pretends he doesn't like her hugs, but in reality he instantly melts in her arms.
• the only person he'll let cuddle him.
• deep convos
• stargazing
• sharing bandanas
• not a lot of skinship
• keeping eachother entertained during award shows
• WIGGLY YOONGI DANCE TOGETHER
• gummy smiles :')
• minvon/vongi stans are soft and well fed
• playing basketball together
• armys making "suga and yvonne being babies" compilation videos
• they're the type of duo who you be in a room doing literally whatever and someone you'd walk in, stare at them and slowing retreat thinking they just walked into some cult activities
• silently take care of eachother
• smallest acts of intimacy
• tiny babies
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JUNGVONNIE/VONHOPE/HOVI
• 50% family, 50%romance
• team chaos
• THE ULTIMATE DANCE DUO OH MY GOD
• doing the weirdest things ever without questioning it
• compliments that turn into, "no u, no u, NO I SAID YOU"
• he's secretly her favourite
• yvonne and hobi are basically what its like to mix gummy bears, skittles, rainbow belts and honey. SWEETNESS AND HAPPINESS AND SUNSHINE ALL AROUND UWU
• THE VOLUME IS ASTRONOMICAL
• but like thank god one of them has an iq above 6
• the amount of "hobi and voni being rays of sunshine" for 30 minutes straight videos is insane
• Comfort Inn ™
• CUDDLES
• she will cling to him as if he's the last human alive.
• they're in their own universe almost all the time
• jungvonnie/vonhope/hovi stan are so soft if they see a video of hobi and voni laughing they will cry
• loveliest relationship
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TAEVON/ 2V/ VONHYUNG
• 20% family, 80% romance
• third biggest ship in K-pop
• they get a little too hot on stage
• she's his favourite person
• she makes him feel so safe
• the walking memes
• GUCCI EVERYWHERE
• being weird together
• always teamed up in any situation
• DEEP VOICE DUO
• dog parents
• yeontan, Oliver and Sirius are literal siblings
• coffee 'dates'
• actual fashion icons
• king and queen of resting bitch faces
• skinship at its finest
• a new dating rumor every other day it's not even shocking at this point
• they are always taking naps somewhere, can be backstage, can during an award show, can be during practice, doesn't matter. naps.
• they're always there for eachother, mentally and physically.
• "tae and vonnie being adorable for 10 minutes straight" videos
• t r u s t
• are always playing with each others hair
• taevon/2V/vonhyung stans are either hardcore af or soft af
• sweetest relationship
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JIVON/VONMIN/2PARK
• 2% family, 98% romance
• biggest ship in K-pop
• they're always together no matter what
• skinship to the literal max
• holding hands, cheek kisses, cuddling, hugs, sitting on each other's laps, all of it.
• matching hair colours.
• they're either being the tiniest babies together or everyone's OTP, no in between.
• 'power couple' at award shows, matching outfits, dance solos, harmonizing together, they got it.
• all over eachother on stage, as if no one is watching.
• Yvonne 'platonically' calls jimin baby, but he blushes everytime.
• him calling her noona
• they don't give the army the chance to breath, because they are never here to play
• they have the most iconic lines that genuinely sound like fake subs
• que the "jimin and yvonne being a married couple for 20 minutes straight" videos
• they are either really chill or hella energetic
• the jivon/vonmin/2park stans are probably the hardest stans in the fandom.
• sweethearts :')
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VONKOOK/ JEONVONNIE
• 10% family, 90% romance.
• second biggest ship in K-pop
• golden maknaes
• vocal duo
• "_____ hyung won't scold us"
• they're banana milk addicts
• poutty bunnies
• she's literally kookie's role model
• he always has his head on her shoulder
• they have several matching tattoos (a heart on their palms, he has 'vonnie' on his wrist and she has 'kookie' her wrist, and a '⁷' behind their ears).
• they're always covering songs together
• crackhead energy is through the roof
• they are the chaotic good/evil
• hands all over eachother all the time
• on stage
• during practice
• on vlives
• awards shows, whatever
• fancams of their solo performances always tend to go viral
• whenever they're are in the same room, just know something is going to get spoiled. always.
• king and queen of highnotes
• "jungkook and yvonne being BTS' babies" videos
• they (+tae) are rapline's biggest fans
• the weird drunkies
• they are always eating something, can be ramen, can be an unpeeled banana, you never know.
the vonkook/jeonvonnie stans are the most confused turned on stans ever, but they are quite well fed.
( lmao I hope u liked this)
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i-need-air · 3 years
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bruh i almost really only if you’re okay with it wanna part 2 of kiri’s but like it has a married life and kids because dog hybrid kiri with kids or normal puppies too just sound adorable
That sounds so cute so I decided to mix both things. Here you have Kiri with doggos and kiddies 🥺💕
In here reader can get pregnant and ig goes by "mommy", I wanted to make it like this bc imagine smol lil kirishimas running around with smol black tails and wiggly ears and;;;; I'm soft—
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× since we've established he starts as a dog trainer, expect to have doggos around the house all the time
× but it takes some good months for him to ever consider adopting one with you
× he's really aware of both of your financial situation so he'd need his business to boom before considering it, and maybe renting a bigger apartment
× what was good was that his internet fame got him sponsors and extra-cash
× whenever the time comes to consider it and talk it with you, he'd sit you down and mutter a cute "I was thinking—" while he's cuddling into your chest
× guess who's ready to do at the next shelter to adopt? Kiri is so eager to help another life 🥺
× adopts a big pitbull that's the sweetest thing in reality and in a few days he takes the doggo with him at work
× seriously loves seeing you cuddling big soft furry baby but gets jealous playfully; dog's in your lap? lifts you both up and now you're all in his lap, don't question it
× calls it Dynamo or something, saying he wants to honor his friend that he still had to find 🥺🥺🥺
× they're inseparable and look so intimidating together ajdjkejs until he smiles brightly and dog starts jumping around happy to exist; they both wiggle their tails and i swear just the cutest ever omg
× now before he considers children [ daydreams about it around 2 hours a day but sure ] he wants to be able to give you more
× saves up for a promise ring a few months in the relationship
× "My heart will forever be yours and someday I want to officially be able to call you mine" manly speech but he's tearing up while he puts it on your ring finger
× marriage between species was still a dicey issue, although it was legal some people still protested about it daily
× still believed in your relationship and was willing to take whatever came your way
× wants to do it the right way because he's a firm believer you deserve the best and wants to give it to you
× you did have to have a very small wedding but it did not matter to him and hopefully to you either
× KIDDIES!!!! skfjsljdhs I'm melting bc
× you guys planned it, right? it had to be a good time for both of you and had to have space for a smol little pack
× yeah, he calls it a pack; it seems it comes from his old days where his closest friends called themselves that and he now wants his own
× when you're settled and surprise him with the news???? falls on his knees, puts his forehead on your belly and sighs, taking his shaky hands to place them there too
× it's happening, it really is
× both him and Dynamo get very protective of you
× they've always been but it's as if the dog actually feels his owner on the edge protecting his mate
× from the day you've told him you're expecting he's gonna carry you around
× i mean, he likes to do it, leave him have it
× but he's fucking embarrassing as hell; once your belly starts getting bigger and let's say you find each other on the street, he's gonna pick you up bridal style and walk you home
× all the neighborhood simps for you both
× [ unrelated but everyone has a crush on him and are jealous of u, i don't make the rules ]
× doesn't matter if you scold him all flustered bc he's just going to laugh wholeheartedly and say some cheesy stuff like "It's just that I'm too happy right now" and he makes you shut up and boil of embarrassment
× oh my god; he puts his head on your belly and listens to two heartbeats [ has very good hearing ] and gets soft as fuck
× when the bundle of happiness arrives he's crying
× like he cries cries
× holds the baby and cries
× baby cries and he cries
× you're washing the baby and he observes the scene, crying
× absolutely adores both of you
× hear me out; smoll bby has an even smoler tail
× that they wiggle whenever they see their momma or dadda...
× yeah, from the first few weeks baby does that and it kills you
× [ imagine: ] it's 3 A.M., baby woke you two up crying and he kisses your forehead, urging you to go back to sleep; he goes to the baby's room and picks em up softly, holding them close to his chest and singing a sweet lullaby in his deep raspy voice, just above a whisper; Dynamo is a self-proclaimed bodyguard so the dog is always by the baby's door... you get up to see what's taking him so long and he's just sitting on the armchair in the room, kissing your baby's forehead tenderly...
× i really love the idea of Kiri having a daughter just because he'd be such a great dad; pick cute clothes, do her hair, play with her, have tea-parties; 🥺 strong big man with cute daughter? 💘💖💘💖💘
× gets so soft for his pup; calls your kid a pup; pup responds with wiggly tail
× she starts learning the puppy eyes from his dad and now, for sure, it's the death of you
× you're gone now, one of those looks and you can't argue anything and give in
× i feel he'd post about his family online and that's when his following would just explode, basically turning him into an advocate for hybrid lives and showing the world they're not different from normal humans; still keeps his privacy cuz people are mean mfs sometimes
× can we just accept the fact that they're both a mess? loud, clumsy and sunshine-y?
× her first words are Mamma and he instantly jumps in her face to ask "Hey, what aBOUT DADDY?!?!?!?"
× will get out of his way to make his smol sunshine giggle and her adorable cute laughs are his life juice
× gets energy to eat the world afterwards
× has this exagerated way of talking just to entertain the baby; even mundane things like: gasps —and I— dramatic pause to look around —made a MILKSHAKE! throws his arms in the air, making bb giggle and clap
× ridiculous dad;
× places your daughter on Dynamo's back and makes it carry her around like a horse
× gives her a paper made sword and roars a battle cry
× adorable squeal-like roar in response from his daughter
× also will have her be on his shoulders if you guys walk anywhere, keeping her in place by holding her chubby legs secured
× dumb songs for everything while they walk; "We're going to the mall, WE'RE GONNA BUY IT ALL, WE WANT SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS AND MAYBE GET SOME MUFFINS"
× "No."
× insert puppy eyes
× "... fine..."
× "WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL—"
× will want more children; like i said, he wants his own pack
× is more than happy to adopt hybrids too; he knows specially the youngest ones are treated badly so if you can't have children, please consider it
× because he will love them with all his heart and he has so much love and care to give
× just think about how he'd be surrounded with two, three children, all trying to climb on him, one hanging on his beefy arm, another clawing his leg, one on his shoulders; such a sight~
× every time he sees his kids doing anything he watches them carefully then turns to you with love in his eyes
× "You make me the happiest man alive"
× you gave him a new life, such happiness he only dreamed about in his darkest days and is thankful every single day;
× sometimes forgets how incredibly amazing he is, yet your words help him
× if your children call him the best dad ever?
× beams
× brighter than the sun itself
× will give it all for your family
× now and forever
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PUPPIESSSSSSSS!!! Omg loved everything about it!! Would u do a part 2 of them introducing her to the team? They would totally get her doggy ice shoes and play ball w her on the ice
I love this idea and I’m so glad people like Hattie! Credit for Coops and Sweater Weather belongs to @lumosinlove
Sirius didn’t realize how much he needed a dog until he got one. Hattie was like Remus in that way: she brightened his whole world just by existing and reminded him how loved he was every minute of every day.
That’s not to say they hadn’t had trouble, of course; Sirius had already lost three different socks to her teeth and Remus’ legs were lightly bruised from her aggressive morning snuggles. They had tried their best to keep the bedroom dog-free, but three nights of whining and scratching and general ruckus ended that almost immediately. Sirius’ feet had never been warmer.
“Are you ready to meet the family?” he asked, glancing into the backseat of the car through their rearview mirror. “You’re going to make so many new friends!”
Remus reached back to give Hattie some pats on the head. Sirius loved seeing them together—as much as Remus teased him for choosing a dog that could have been his doppelganger, Hattie’s personality was all Remus. “Sweet baby, best girl.”
“Here we go.” Sirius parked the car and tried to ignore the butterflies in his stomach. “I’ll get the bags if you get the dog.”
“Deal.”
The extra time it took for Remus to wrangle the puppy gave Sirius an edge to get to the locker room first and set up the surprise. “Cap’s late!” James declared, snapping a towel at him as he entered.
“We’ve still got twenty minutes until practice starts,” he pointed out as he set the bags in their stalls. “Besides, it took longer to get out of the house this morning.”
“Oh?” James wiggled his eyebrows suggestively and dodged a swat.
“Not like that, get your mind out of the gutter.”
“Babe, can you let me in?” Remus called from behind the door. “She’s being wiggly again and I can’t hold her forever.”
James’ mischief melted off his face and Leo choked on his water. “Wait, is that—do you have a child?”
Rather than answering, Sirius grinned and opened the door. “Everyone, say hello to Hattie!”
“Thank god,” Dumo sighed, collapsing back against his stall. “I’m not ready to be a grandfather yet.”
“A baby!” Finn gasped. “Oh, she’s too cute.”
“Watch your socks, guys, she’s a thief,” Remus warned as he leaned down. Hattie, who had been lounging in a cradle hold, immediately scrambled out of his arms.
“Oof!” James made the fatal mistake of not bracing for impact, and fifty pounds of excited puppy slammed into his legs before rolling over for belly rubs. “Hello, Hattie, aren’t you just the sweetest little thing? God, you’re soft.”
That was all it took for the rest of the guys to set aside their pride and join James on the floor, where the usual chirps turned into cooing and giggles. “They’re going to spoil her rotten,” Remus mused, leaning into Sirius’ side.
“Mmhmm.”
“We should find a way to get her on the ice.”
“I love the way your mind works.” Sirius stood on his tiptoes and tried to see into the mob. “Pots, what are you doing to my dog?”
“Basking in her glory,” James responded. He was flat on his back, with Hattie curled up on his chest and licking his chin every few seconds. “I’m keeping her.”
“Like hell you are. Let someone else have a turn!” Talker protested. “Hattie, kisses!” Hattie shifted so her back half was still pinning James but her face was in the right range to cover Talker’s hand in slobber.
“What the hell is going on in here?” Remus and Sirius both whirled around at Coach Weasley’s voice. Before they could fumble through an explanation, Hattie barked loudly and threw herself at them in a flurry of black fur.
“Aw, Coach, she’s giving you a hug!” Finn laughed. With her front paws wrapped around his waist, Hattie’s nose almost touched the coach’s collarbones.
“I can see that. Who is this?” he asked, giving her a hesitant scratch behind the ears.
“This is Hattie, our dog,” Remus said. He had Sirius’ hand in a vice grip.
“She’s my goddaughter!” Jams grinned up at them from his place on the mats. “Isn’t she cute?”
“Very. Black, Lupin, you do know our mascot is the Lions, right?”
“Yes, Coach.”
“As in, the large yellow cat?”
“Yes, Coach.”
“Just checking. I’m confiscating your dog for the next two hours. Practice starts in ten, boys!” Without further ado, he walked out of the locker room with Hattie trotting along behind him. Sirius sagged against the doorframe as soon as he was out of sight.
“Looks like I’ll have to fight Coach for the godfather position,” James snorted. “Who would’ve thought?”
Remus pushed his hand through his hair and finally released Sirius’ hand, which tingled as the blood flowed back in. “That was the scariest moment of my life.”
Ten minutes later, the team skated out onto the ice and found Hattie perched on the bench next to Coach, who was showing his play board to her. Her tail thudded against the metal as each player waved at her or made kissy noises; Sirius saw her silvery eyes tracking every move of the pucks with single-minded intensity.
At the end of practice, Kuny delayed them by playing keep-away with Hattie and an old glove, so naturally the entire team joined in and Sirius and Remus didn’t get to their car until twenty minutes after they intended.
Hattie yawned in the backseat as she curled up on her blanket and settled her nose on the console with a low groan. “Same here, Hatters,” Remus said, stroking the soft fur on her ear.
Sirius laced their fingers together and ran his thumb across the back of Remus’ knuckles; he was looking forward to lunch and a nice nap, preferably sooner rather than later. “That went even better than I was expecting. What do you think, Hat Trick?”
But Hattie had beaten him to the punch: her eyes were closed, and her warm breath whuffed against the backs of their hands as she snored. “Good girl,” Remus whispered.
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Black Friday Commentary Highlights 2/?
 A continuation of moments from the commentary that I found too funny, interesting, or pure to not share.
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• “ I didn’t know you guys kissed!!” “Oh we macked on each other every night. That was actually the thing I got asked about at the stage door every night. ‘How was kissing Robert?’”-Kim and Angela
• Linda’s phone is fake, obviously, but it has a fake camera attachment that you can buy to make your iPhone look like an iPhone 11 Pro.
• Everything from the entering of Linda to the end of Feast and Famine was choreographed based on that initial line up. James had to draw out where everyone would move for the next ten minutes.
 • Everyone admires Kim’s ponytail for abt 15 seconds. Yes I timed it.
• During Linda’s rant to Becky, according to Nick all she was thinking about was, “Stan’s body rotting in the forest.”
•Angela’s favorite part of the line up is the Boy band.
• Kim’s headcannon for Rob’s twink character just randomly cutting in front was that Becky had been holding his place in line while he went to the bathroom.
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• “What a Daddy!” “Truly.” Honestly, guys. Calm down.
•  “Alright Jon, easy.” or “Calm down Jon.” was said about ten times over the course of the show. Jon really let loose for Gary didn’t he.
• After some debate it was determined that Gary was there to buy the doll either to become his partner in his business firm, or for his partner’s daughter.
• “Okay, so funny story about this. I just sprayed that perfume right? So I was walking by the band one day and the band was going, ‘It’s funny how it’s always during ‘Doors are Open’. And I was like, what are you guys talking about. And they were like ‘it always smells like gingerbread during Doors are Open’. That’s because I’m spraying perfume.”
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• “That’s her Jim Halpert moment.”
• “Also, if we ever do this again, I want her to pepper spray the shit out of Gary. Just have him writhing on the ground.” Angela is taking no prisoners today, ya’ll
• The Sherman jacket was originally bought by Rob for Becky, but ended up going to Sherman.
• The only reason Homeless man is involved in any of this is because he saw a group of people gathering at the store and thought ‘Oh, this looks warm.’ with zero idea of what they were waiting for.
• In the ‘three dollars’ part, the TP is from TGWDLM (the trash tattoo) as is the dollar bill, it being the same dollar Paul offers Homeless man to get him to go away. They stuffed it in the jacket and forgot about it for a year.
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• “You look at this and go ‘James Tolbert is a genius.’“ Everything about Feast or Famine is choreographed. Everyone dancing, all the fighting, how they move around the stage passing the Wiggly doll as they do. Even the seamless way in which he, Joey, and Robert exit. We stan.
• Joey was genuinely afraid the Wiggly doll’s head was going to pop off when he Lauren and Curt were fighting over it.
• Nick did his best to keep Angela out of shot when the shoppers start circling Frank as Wiggly’s spell isn’t supposed to work on her. Angela argued that Lex just wanted the extra doll to sell to one of the customers already there.
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