#he committed war crimes

[theeminentlyimpractical]

#the best-laid schemes o' mice an' men-shaped-beings gang aft a-gley #thehardtimes headlines #aziraphaaaaaale #he commits war crimes (affectionate) #good omens #in my shitposting era now i guess #aziraphale

[katich-pigeon]

Ti amo

#metal gear solid #mgs #bbkaz #big boss #he commits a war crimes with his husband #kaz miller #date with kaz #happy 70x #war criminal yaoi

[ineffablehubbys]

Personally I think we all got over this way too quickly

#ofmd s2 #ofmd #black beard #taika waititi #the epitome of babygirl #he so babygirl #he has committed 100s of war crimes and in wanted in every country but I love him #edward teach

[acepalindrome]

I really hope the animated Mighty Nein keeps the extremely stupid way they got the Beacon. They were about to just give up this weird mystery artifact, then changed their mind and decide they want it just because they don’t want the government to have it, on principle. And then cue an extremely risky and stupid plan than somehow works out just because they decided they wanted this thing in a whim.

And then they just carry around a fragment of a primordial god in their bag and occasionally use it to cheat at drinking games.

#the big reveal of the beacon is so funny because they were so so stupid about it #essek committed a war crime for this thing and they’re just dicking around with it #critical role #did they ever tell essek about cheating at the drinking game #he would need to lie down on the floor for 8-12 hours after hearing that

[shiorimia]

No longer baby, now evil

#batdr #bendy and the dark revival #batim #bendy and the ink machine #audrey drew #toon bendy #my art #he commits war crimes for fun #AFTER THE WAY HE WATCHED AUDREY GET GANGED UP AND MURDERED BY A HORDE OF LOST ONES #WHILE CHILLING ON A BENCH AND GRINNING CASUALLY #still not over that lmao

[lemon-wedges]

When your beautiful wife makes his Special Anime Beef Stroganoff™

#solid snake #otacon #hal emmerich #otasune #the art of a lemon wedge #of course the reason hes giving him a smooch is to distract him long enough to let the pot burn #and theyre forced to either grab fast food or let dave throw a steak on the grill #i do think sunny was helping cause BOYS DONT KNOW STROGANOFF. and she sang the song the entire time!!!! #without fully grasping the war crimes shes committing #and otacon just thought he could trust anime girls

[you-makestedehappy]

Line deliveries that play on repeat in my brain.

Season 1, episode 4 - Discomfort in a Married State

🐈‍⬛❤️‍🩹🍆💦🏴‍☠️ [ep 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10]

Bonus :

#i'm on FIRE guys #any time i tell myself “this line isn't going to make the cut” i feel like i'm committing a war crime #trying to appease my guilt by making bonuses yeah #today's runner-ups are : #“Yes - abso... oh you can tell” #“I'm not a fucking mermaid.” #“Useless fuckin' fuckers!” #“Ed! Do you know this guy? He's a complete asshole!” #“Maybe they understand ecclesiastical Latin.” #our flag means death #ofmd #my gifs

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Shiny Thire: Commander, can the Chancellor sign this bill.

Fox, shaking his head: Listen shiny, you'll have to learn to forge that musty meat bag's signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want, and those bureaucrats we'll never know. Too busy kissing ass to give a flying kriff.

Shiny Thire pulls out a pen: Like so?

Fox: You'll make a fine guard on this polished turd

#commander thire #commander fox #coruscant guard #corrie guard #i am in misery #planet: coruscant #star wars edit #incorrect quotes #incorrect clone wars quotes #the clone wars #the clone army #the clone boys #send help #be gay do crimes #it's not fraud if you're not caught #he is doing his best #give me clones #sheev palpatine #be gay commit fraud #this was not in the training modules

[puppeteerpoet]

The god of chaos btw

#he looked so dumb in gow4 #love my son #he’s so crazyyyy love him tho #look at this pure face #he definitely didn’t commit war crimes #atreus gow #atreus #loki #loki gow #god of war ragnarok #god of war #kratos #angrboda #atreboda

[great-axepectations]

Picture: Doc's next episode opens with his regular music and the freecam panning over the newly-covered perimeter. But as the camera moves closer to Doc's in-game avatar, you hear wordless screaming slowly fade in. The episode is twenty uncut minutes of pure rage in the form of English, German, complete gibberish, and censor bleeps.

#he's gonna commit an actual war crime #docm77 #hermitcraft

[skitskatdacat63]

DC exposing Nando's war crimes from 20 years ago:

"I don't want to bring something up from the past, but Fernando did braketest me many years ago, but I was in the McLaren. He braked 30 meters earlier. We went to the stewards, and he went, "Oh, it's my right to brake where I want to brake. That's where I needed to brake!" I was just flabbergasted. And the stewards went "oh, well, no further action."

"This was 2003..."

#forever a war criminal 🤧 #fucking hilarious to imagine a 30+ year old DC beefing w a ~22 yr old Nando #do you know what nando looked like in 2003??? i bet he had his silly little soulpatch 😭 #but its also funny to think that hes been pushing the limits of what crimes you csn commit on track since he was a baby #also not included but i love dc saying he didnt hit him bcs of his cat like reflexes #he says a lot of stupid things but i love his little anecdotes honestly #anways nando braketesting lewis and then this was the only thing i cared abt during this race #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #david coulthard #2023 abu dhabi gp

[dailyloopdeloop]

DAY 7: i miss my wife bonbon

#codacheetah #isat #loop isat #twohat spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #SLIDING IN WITH 14 MINUTES TO THE CLOCK YEA BABY #this is like the dollar store version of what i had in my head but in my defense i was out all day. woopsiedoodle #its my personal postcanon headcanon that sif goes on like a several month 'i miss my dead wife' arc about loop bc he thinks they evaporated #into the either infinity war style after their fight. so theyre rlly sad and emo n shit about it but theyre like well. i hope loop is happy #at least. i hope they moved on and found peace :) #meanwhile loop does not know what moving on is they are clawing onto mortality with every last sap of their strength #always approximately 4 seconds from deciding to track down the party #but theyre scared so they spend all their time fuckin playing with birds and scaring kids or whatever #until one day siffrin's like stars i know they probably cant hear me but i miss them. and like does the handsign morosely #and then after several seconds loop picks up like ....hi stardust!!! wow you really didnt miss me that much huh!!! #siffrin voice: YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DEAD?! #anyways what heinous crime did the running one commit. leave your answers in the comments below #also. happy one week of this fucking guy!!!

[padawansuggest]

Clone Chat

Cody: I’m so tired of these assholes everyone post the dumbest shit ur Jedi does I’ll start: he’s a thumb sucker but not his own thumbs I keep waking up with his mouth attached to my hand it feels so wrong

Fox: I don’t have one but Palpatine asked me to wax his back for him once. I think that’s how he got that infection that killed him.

Cody: wow. Mine lookin better already.

Rex: Anakin keeps crying whenever we watch movies and then expect me to hold him he’s an actual infant, Soka keeps eating raw chicken around me and it makes me gag from smell, sound AND sight

Wolffe: mine forgot to cut the crusts off my sandwich once ☹️😖

Cody: a crime

Wolffe: im so neglected 😭

Bly: Aayla won’t let me parkour anymore it’s really boring around here she thinks I’m gonna hurt myself

Cody: considering you broke your leg like that last year, uhhhhh

Bly: it’s fine now!

Gree: Luminara won’t let me buy a boat. She said there aren’t any large bodies of water around Coruscant so there’s no point. What’s the point of having rights now if we can’t DREAM! Barriss is going though a phase where she keeps showing me ‘interwebs funnies’ and they aren’t actually funny but she laughs so hard so I just nod and say ‘uh-huh’.

Rex: ajfjeodhroebe ur such a dad wtf

Cody: And Rex would know. He’s very daddy shaped. But you got the Home Depot theme song playin around you at all times.

Gree: I don’t get it. This is like the funnies Barriss shows me :/

Cody: great news guys my dumb baby infant Jedi is perfect thanks for renewing my faith in him and his dumb baby infant antics 😌💅

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #anakin skywalker #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #captain rex #commander gree #commander fox #commander bly #blyla #aayla secura #plo kloon #Plo is neglecting his baby son #Obi wan and Anakin are Actual Infants #Cody couldn’t care less about crimes committed to wolffe he’s sure that butch deserved it #luminara unduli #barriss offee #codywan #Gree and Lum are married and expecting a baby #clone empire #putting this there cause it also fits there #clonechat

[it-lives-within-the-dark]

“Sebastian doesn’t have any character development!” “Sebastian hates Ciel, he’s just his meal!” "He doesn't care - "

Yeah ok then explain this:

Chapter 4

Chapter 114

#chapter 4 sebastian: it's cool as long as he isn't dead lol get wrecked bug #one hundred and ten chapters later #sebastian: if anyone so much as breathes on the young master i will commit war crimes #this isn't even seeing things with shipping glasses on it's just straight up facts #sebastian michaelis #black butler #kuroshitsuji

[ghostingcrows]

I used to talk about this a lot but 

IDW Prowl is probably one of the most complex characters in the comics and I absolutely hate it when hes reduced down to “the asshole character”

Cause like

Yeah sure hes got a bit of a stick up his ass

But I feel like people just end there analysis of him there

Has he committed a lot of war crimes and done unethical stuff

Yes

But so has literally EVERYONE else in this universe

Starscream is literally the pinnacle of war crimes

The comics make a point calling out even Optimus for his questionable actions and orders during the war with the Dinobots saying he makes them do the dirty work for him

Megatron literally commits genocide and yet his story ends with an alternate version of him going free and exploring the universe with the LL

The literal war lord was treated better and is looked upon more positively than Prowl and I think it just came down to how fucked Prowl got by the writers

Because while Megatrons redemption was all in your face and you got a shit ton of flashbacks that try to justify the eventual atrocities he would commit you don’t get that with Prowl

Even when Prowl is absolutely in the right you constantly have it disregarded by characters making jokes about him overreacting (being mad OP is sending the space tyrant away with free reign of his own ship isn’t overreacting btw-) and as such you start to think of him as a genuinely irrational character when hes not

Prowl is bad at keeping the relationships he forms yes 

But he is not always at fault for that

While his relationship with CD ended poorly Chromedome is also shown to be kinda of a dick sometimes and commits his fair share of fucked up things such as when he literally ATTACKS PROWL AND FORCES HIS WAY INTO HIS MIND TO PROTECT HIMSELF FROM THE CONSEQUENCE OF HIS ACTIONS WHEN PROWL THREATENS TO TELL REWIND ABOUT THE SHITTY STUFF HE DID IN HIS PAST

This leads to Prowls inevitable snowball out of control when this attack leads to an opening for Bombshell (I think its been a while since I read the comics) to use his tech to mind control him forcing him into combining with the contructicons

Something we learn is an immensely intimate thing with their minds being kinda melded 

This was something Prowl did not want 

And when all was said and done and he was calmed down he still had to live with that gesalt he was forced into with them following him around like fanboys

Nobody ever even really stopped to check in on him 

And as such he understandable went a little bit insane

He had just faced an immensely traumatic invasion of his body and mind and on top of stress form feeling like everything was out of his control and like he couldn’t stop the bad things from happening alongside bitter emotions being brought back up with a return visit to Earth and reunion with spike AND the fact that he feels like Optimus doesn’t trust him and like hes just letting Starscream do whatever he want (something that understandably freaks him out seeing as how he spent 4 million years fighting Starscream) he just kinda snaps

He trys to destroy the space bridge so that no one else can leave or get through and so he can regain some semblance of control

Is it wrong

Yes

But he was not in a good state of mind and no one was helping him at all 

And immediately following his arrest afterward Prowl is confronted by OP who is supposed to be his friend and when Prowl doesn’t say the right things to him to placate him Optimus’ response is to punch him out a window and beat the shit out of him

And not being given any room to breath this is immediately follow up my him getting kidnapped by Tarantulas who is very obviously an impactful and negative part of his past

Prowl just has bad event, one after the other, happen to him over and over again and not only does no one check up on him afterwards to see if hes okay but everyone actively makes fun of him for being understandable unstable

Prowl is a fucking tragedy and not many people seem to be able to see beyond what characters in the comics think of him

#IDW #Prowl #IDW prowl #Asher writing entire essays about the complex nature of a character most people hate- #I will defend IDW Prowl to my death #and I know a lot of people like to point fingers at him for war crimes and questionable actions #but like again almost everyone in IDW has commited a few war crimes #and he was literally the second in command of the entire army #of course he would have had to take on the brunt of the shitty questionable orders #I also think its weird that so many characters point out hes always the one ordering the shitty stuff but never wants to get his hands dirty #but then OP does the same thing and literally ONLY the dinobots point it out #optimus prime #megatron #lost light #taurantulas #starscream

[benevolenterrancy]

sometimes you just need to bond with your brother by committing horrible murders...

#mdzs #the untamed #wei wuxian #wwx #jiang cheng #jc #lan wangji #lwj #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #grandmaster of demonic cultivation book 3 #the wording of this made me laugh #man when people said wwx Commits War Crimes i did NOT take them seriously enough sldfkjsdfl you guys were NOT joking #absolutely unrivaled scene i was living for wwx's revenge rampage he deserves it #DEFINITELY understanding where his reputation came from though because holy crow my dude #my art