octopus machine broke

Do you ever take a photo that just sums your pets up perfectly?

Cause I don’t think I’m gonna find anything better than this one for my boys

NOAH’S FUCKING FACIAL EXPRESSION HE’S NOT EVEN TRYING

i love this moment from the screenplay of john actively challenging his own reputation a little bit so this dude is less intimidated

Dean’s just like “you are the weirdest instance of consciousness I have ever witnessed and I am having the time of my LIFE.”

it probably depends on his mood. sometimes yeah it’s like ‘so where were you andrew’ and he’s like ‘so yeah i just got done murdering kevin and then i went to medbay’ and other times he’s just like ‘wouldn’t you like to know’

Just a reminder:

He doesn’t care about you. He never did. He only cared about himself and his own needs/wants.

i’m sorry but georges facial expressions when dream was jealously chewing him out are so fucking funny

I have to do Wicked Eyes, Wicked Hearts soon

UNBOTHERED KING TAEIL

tommy shelby is so hot but there’s not a chance in hell he’d be good in bed

Anonymous asked:
Sou have you been thinking about kissing your cute roommate?  👀

    “Yes. Why??”

there are three kinds of cat people, categorized by reaction to a cat yawning, and they are:

• My Cat Is Yawning And I Must Scream (For Him)
• Stick my fingy in his mouth while he’s yawning to trick him into chompin on it

or…

• Both

I’ll take that

this is my baby boy

his name is ollie

he just wants belly rubs

((Hi yes he’s mine now thank you -Mommabean ))

love how sasuke turns up at the end of the world like “im gonna be the president”

Hot Pocket, I need to go prep for my stream. So I need my lap and all attached bits returned to me. Soon. Like, nowish. Hot Pocket? Buddy?

I have convinced my dad to start the untamed, we are on episode five, his favorite character is already wen ning, I know this because every time he shows up my dad says “oh! the zombie!” with delight

I hate that i go to sleep every night hurting and confused and hes sleeping soundly because he doesnt care. I stay up hoping maybe he’ll text me. He doesnt. He won’t. Hes asleep. He doesnt care.

michael absolutely walks around his place naked regardless of whether or not anyone is over