#he don’t give a single shit about us he just acts cute to make us like him. FROM THIS POINT FORWARD IM A MARK ANTI

[grimm-writings]

pathetic

…ft! dan heng, topaz, argenti, seele x gn! reader

…tags! fluff, pining, reader is oblivious as HELL!!!, seele’s slightly suggestive

…wc! 210 ; 319 ; 258 ; 305 = 1092

…notes! pathetic crushing… i cannot and will not ever stop vouching for pathetic pining in this house !!!!!!!

Dan Heng is painfully aware of how he looks right now.  If it wasn’t March giving him the biggest shit-eating grin, it was Himeko trying hard to look polite as she hides her giggles, or even Mr Yang pretending he isn’t paying attention.

You.  You really haven’t the slightest clue what you’re doing to him.

Every time you visit him in the Express’s archives, Dan Heng would light up.  He wouldn’t do that for any such person usually.  His excuse is that you bring him snacks.  You would never complain, saying that you’d take this Dan Heng over the one with a poker face and sarcastic bites, even if he is just as cute.

How can you say that so casually?

One particular visit, he couldn’t take your sweet words any longer.  His hand envelops yours before you could turn away from him.  The way you look back at Dan Heng makes his heart swell in ways he couldn’t comprehend.

He couldn’t get the words out.

His grip loosens and he lets you go, albeit with confusion on your face.

The door closes with a quiet goodbye, and Dan Heng throws his head back in frustration, staring at the decorated ceiling above him.

How can he go on like this...?

Topaz is not the kind of person to sit idly by waiting for something to happen.  She knows what she wants, and what she wants takes the shape of you.

You’re just so adorable!  Really, the way you act so clueless whenever you flirt with her is just so endearing!  How could she not melt?

…Well, it used to be easy.  Flirting, complimenting you, relishing in how you react; she even asked you out to dinner, and took you to the nicest place possible!  …But you’re still so shocked every time.  You still didn’t pick up on any of her advances.

For once, Topaz is at a complete loss.  What is she to do?  Grab you by the shoulders and shake you around telling you that she’s completely enamoured with everything about you, and though that includes your cluelessness, she can’t take much of it anymore?

She could nearly keel over.  Complete overkill.  She needs to be smart about this; clear, but also suave and mature.  Yeah, she can do this!

That’s how you find Numby making their way up to you, and there they drop a card in front of your feet.  They curiously look up at you as you read, although you could sense another pair of eyes watching you closely.

‘You’re cute!  Go out with me!  Love, Topaz!’

Topaz could nearly explode from joy watching your face heat up.  Finally.  Finally!  You get it now, don’t you?!

Her heart steps as you throw the card away and lean down and pet Numby.  “Oh, Numby.  Someone must have put you up to this for a prank, huh?  You should find your way back to Topaz!”

Said companion of the Warp Trotter has already fallen to her knees with her face in her hands.  You’re more work than she bargained for… but she’ll be struck down by an Aeon before she gives up on you!  Just watch her!

Argenti doesn’t know what to do with himself.

Truly, he’s making all the right moves.  He’s following examples from stories and myths, step by step.  It’s not his fault that they always end up going wrong somehow.  Maybe it’s just harsh luck…

He’s on one knee, taking your hand in his own.  Like you are royalty, he kisses the back of it, and looks up at you.

“Thank you for saving me!”  You beam, and Argenti’s brain freezes.

That’s how it all goes wrong, every single time.

He’s hopeless, how the knight of beauty stands up, turns around, and immediately feels his knees buckle and he’s down on the ground again.  Maybe he’ll stay like this for a few minutes when he finishes crying.

He feels you kneel at his side, and prod against his armour.  “Argenti…?” your sweet, sweet voice calls out to him quietly.

“Worry not.  I am simply fighting the dirt in your honour.  Keeping the worms off of you.”

You pause.  He wouldn’t dislike being buried here like this.  Then he hears your confused laughter.  “Alright then!  Thank you very much, sir knight!”

You pet his hair and stand up again, making your way back to a safe zone.

Yes, Argenti thinks, I will stay here and fend off the insects for you, my dear.  And that is the only reason why I can’t move…

He certainly refuses to believe it’s your patience and kindness.  How silly would it be for a knight of beauty to become so immobilised by it!  How silly indeed…

Seele encourages you to stand up again.  A simple sparring doesn’t do too much harm every now and again.  She isn’t Luka; she won’t beg you for a match, but practice is good, and practice is better if it’s with a friend.

Haha.  Keep telling yourself that, Seele. 

Is it obvious yet she really wants you to just defeat her already?  She knows you have it in you.  Yeah, you’re more on the air-headed side, but you’re a reliable teammate!  Maybe it’s the fact you refuse to actually hurt her…

You apologise again when you’re back on your feet.  She doesn’t want any apologies, dang you!  Can’t you see she’s just desperate to get you to at least brush your knuckles against hers as her scythe comes in conflict with your blade?!

…So that does it.  In her mental ramblings, you manage to get her on the ground beneath you.  Your thighs cage her under you as you push her down.  Aeons, your smile is so wide.

“I got you!” you exclaim.

Seele can’t help the small laugh that escapes her.  She hopes that her face is only red to you because of your fighting.  You’re so close to her face.  You could just kiss her right now…

“Yep, you really did!” is what comes out, shakier than she would have liked.  How did you get her so weak?  You’re not even making a big deal over straddling her like this…

You shimmy off her eventually, offering your hand out.  “Time for lunch?”

Seele doesn’t move for a few seconds, before letting you pick her up.  If not a kiss, she can at least get some quality time.  The way you smile at her is enough for her.

…How you pushed her down will definitely haunt her dreams for the next week or so, though.

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Bumblebee 04 | jjk

• summary: Jeon Jungkook was your high school bully. What are you gonna do when your parents are forcing you to marry him as the country's most well-known CEO?

• pairing: ceo!jk x reader, high school bully!jk, dom!jk.

• genre: enemies to lovers, slowburn, high school bully to lover, arranged marriage, CEO/billionare romance, marriage of convenience.

• warnings: choking, humiliating (kinda idk), close proximity, cursing, miscommunication.

• WC: 2.1K aprox. (she's a little baby)

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A single tear runs down your cheek.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

You've never cried over a guy. Is that going to change now?

Possibly.

Jungkook has already left for work at about 9:00, leaving you to your thoughts. He said you're due to show up at his office at 12:00, considering him being free for the day. He claims he needs to use his rare vacant hours to talk you over the basic dos and don’ts of working for him.

You agreed, acting like you've met him two days ago over a work interview.

“Y/N, I went to a gentlemen’s club yesterday.”

You run his words on repeat in your mind, like a jammed tape that's just running through your head. His voice refuses to back down, growing louder at your conscience. He's basically screaming the sentence at you now, overwhelming you.

“A strip club.”

Shit.

Another tear escapes.

In all honesty, you have no idea how to feel. One minute you’re fuming at how he didn’t care enough to show up to dinner yesterday, and the other you’re miserable; because you don’t want to be mad at him.

Every time your feelings are brought to the matter, you spiral. You truly don’t know how to feel. You want to understand him, but you’d be tossing your pride in the trash for you to forgive him for what he did. It was a mistake, you know how badly he knows he’s fucked up, but you still haven’t heard an apology. All it takes is one fucking apology, just good enough to show he cares.

You blocked your feelings out and wore a cold mask, in disguise of your true emotions. You expected him to be mad at that reaction, because you basically gave him nothing to work with, but he reciprocated it. He’s playing your game. Now, you’re going to play his.

You look at your reflection, wiping away at the stray tears of utter confusion. You plaster a satisfied smile as you appreciate the effort you put into the outfit you’re wearing.

You’re wearing a mini-dress.

In basic work attire ethics, wearing a mini-dress to work is inappropriate. It’s the epitome of unprofessionalism, and you’re wearing it purely to provoke Jungkook. He said you’re going to start working for him, but the poor man doesn’t know how you operate.

He’s giving you the secretary job only to show you who holds the true power, thinking it’s him who does.

He’s so gullible to think you can simply agree to work for him.

Soon, when you’re married to Mr. Jeon and you’re officially declared as his wife, you’re also officially a partner of the company. The company of which HG and Jeon Agencies will merge to form. So, in actuality, you're soon due to be working with him.

If you wore a mini dress to work as Jungkook’s future wife, who will dare to speak a word about it?

An off-shoulder, tight black mini dress- at that.

•••

You strut through the company like it’s your own, endless gaping faces staring your way.

Your head is held high, your hips swaying with every step in such an authoritative manner. It’s impressive- to say the least- the amount of confidence you’re radiating through every stride.

As you enter the elevator, you catch a rather cute employee- the quirky type with glasses- staring at youwith her jaw to the floor. You make sure to send her a rather flirty wink just before the elevator doors close and you’re taken up to Mr. Jeon’s office. You catch a glimpse of her swooning over the action with rosy cheeks, a victorious smile pulling the corners of your lips up.

A couple of minutes later, you’re in front of the secretary’s desk, Yoona staring up at you in bewilderment.

You smile at her half-heartedly, getting straight to the point; “Is Mr. Jeon alone in his office? Does he have anyone scheduled to meet him anytime soon?” Your voice drips in professionalism, cutting straight to the point.

Yoona takes quite a bit of time before she stutters a semi-coherent answer. “U-uh n-no. He’s alone.”

You nod your head in acknowledgement as your don’t waste your time any more, heading for Jungkook’s office door.

You don’t knock. Why would you?

Holy heavens.

Jungkook is leaning back on his desk as if awaiting your arrival. He has a glass of what seems to be whiskey in his hand. The tie around his neck loosened as his suit’s blazer was forgotten on the couch.

He has 2 leather chairs on either side in front of his desk and a wide couch in the center, in addition to an aesthetic coffee table; seemingly creating a lounge in the middle of his office.

He has a couple buttons of his shirt undone, as the sleeves of it are rolled up on his forearms. His hair tousled like he’d run his hand through it a million times, which he does before he smirks. He tucks one of his hands in his trousers’ pocket, using the second to bring the glass up to his lips. He smirks through it at you, all the while maintaining eye contact between you two. His watch glints in the sun, grabbing your attention.

You've always had a thing for men and watches, and goddamn is it a weakness.

The sun rays shine through the tall floor to ceiling glass windows, illuminating his figure and complimenting its height and the lean muscle that hides beneath the sheer material of the shirt.

The sight knocks the breath right out of your lungs and skyrockets your heartbeat to over one hundred and ten per minute.

Whoa.

His eyes rack over your body, starting from your toes and making their way up to your head. He takes his time taking you in, a glint of lust- maybe even hunger- swirling in his chocolate eyes. He takes another sip of whiskey.

“Mr. Jeon.”

“Mrs. Jeon.”

The name escapes his lips in an amused manner.

What?

Last time you checked, you were still Ms. Y/L/N.

“Excuse you?” You raise a brow as you approach him. You place your purse on the couch, joining his blazer as you strut towards him, your head held high.

“You better get used to being addressed by that, Y/N.” He stays leaned back on the desk, speaking as if he has not a care in the world. “You are my future wife, after all.” He smirks.

God damn that smirk of his.

Oh how much you want to kiss it off his face.

You continue your stride toward him, betraying no emotion when your face stays neutral.

You stop right in front of him, only to take the glass from between his fingers and cradle it in yours. “I can still say no, you know.”

You shrug casually, bringing the glass up to your lips to take a tantalizingly slow sip. You make sure to drink from the side he had drunk from, licking your lips after you let the sensation of the alcohol burn your throat.

His expression stays unreadable, so you make sure he understands what you mean: “To the marriage. I still have an option.”

As you go to set the glass back on the desk where he’s leaned on, you almost stumble causing him to hold you by your hips. You straighten, your nose touching his in the process.

He leans in further, his lips brushing against yours as he looks into your eyes. It feels like he’s staring deeper into your soul, and the thought scares you.

What if he finds things better left untouched?

What if he reads in between the lines of your emotions?

“What makes you think I’d let you?” He whispers to you, eliciting goosebumps on your skin. His hands are still glued to your waist the same way they always are, driving you absolutely mad in every way possible.

“This isn’t very professional now, is it, Mr. Jeon?” You place your hands on his chest as you push him away, solely to put distance between the both of you. A rosy blush kisses your cheeks as his hands find their home on your waist again, only for him to pull you closer.

His tone turns cold, speaking as if he hates the thoughts of you running through his head.

“You think you’re slick, huh?” He chuckles, but it comes out rather evil than lighthearted. You almost flinch.

“You think I don’t know what you’re doing?” He stares deep into your eyes again, making your head swim. Your mind is too lost in his eyes to register the position you’re in. You don’t know what to do.

“Showing up to work in a mini-dress, Y/N?” His hand snakes up to rest on your jaw, but it’s a threat. It feels like a threat. You fail to move.

“That’s not very good now, is it?” He smiles, but it’s void of emotion. It’s scary. “Trying to provoke me?” His body is flush against yours now, with him no longer leaning against the desk, but handling your body in a way that makes it impossible for you to move; you don't even know if you want to. He’s taller than you- by far- his frame all too consuming the entirety of your thinking by towering over you.

His hand moves from your jaw to your neck, resting there. You struggle to appear unaffected, knowing very well how miserably you seem to be failing. The way he's looking at you almost seems like he's belittling you, making you doubt yourself every time you look at him.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” You breathe out a response, surprising yourself. Why does he have such a great effect on you?

“Playing dumb now, are we?” He coos, mocking you in the way he smiles. His dimple laughs at you.

The hand on your neck flexes, barely cutting off your air suply.

You stay rooted to your spot. Your mind is going in so many different directions that it makes it harder to stay focused. Not that you are- by any means- focused. Your breaths are turning more shallow by the minute, but you love it.

You trust Jungkook, and he knows you do.

You'd trust him with your life, no matter how mad you are at him.

He's sure of it.

“Hm?” His tone grows irritated at your lack of response, so you simply shake your head no- as much as his grip allows you to- at least.

“I already taught you how to use your words, Y/N.” You can’t breathe. Your heart beats in your throat and you just can’t- breathe.

But still, you push through. “Why would I want to provoke you?” You ask instead.

“Don’t you feel betrayed?” Jungkook looks at you now. Fully looks at you. No playfulness, no amusement whatsoever. His hand falls from your neck, coming to rest at your waist.

The question catches you off guard. Where did this suddenly come from?

“Aren’t you hurt?” His eyes turn to ones so deep in feeling, it sets you off. Is he talking about the prior night?

“About?” You mask the emotions struggling to stay veiled by trying to sound as calm as possible.

Don’t show weakness. Your mind screams at you, a desperate attempt to keep you collected.

Of course you feel betrayed. Of course, you feel hurt. How dare he ask when it’s him that’s causing you to feel this way in the first place. All you crave in this particular moment is to unleash. Unleash the anger you’ve been trying so hard to bottle in. Although you crave that from deep within your bones, you stay cool- calm.

All the haze from the earlier teasing dissipates into thin air, and you take the time to properly look at the man before you.

Jungkook looks like he hasn’t slept in a week. He has dark purplish eye bags under his currently heavy lidded eyes; the most beautiful ones you’ve ever been graced to see. Even in the exhaustion clearly evident in them, his eyes hold infinite depths of beauty. They captivate your whole being, leaving you intoxicated by their effect.

“I’m tired, Y/N.” He looks like he’s seconds away from collapsing. He’s angry again, his face fully expressing anger and frustration. But you have the right to be angry, too. Doesn't he think so?

You don’t give a shit if it means you’re being petty. You deserve an apology.

Your eyes squint in defiance at him, and you see his muscles tense further as a response to the action.

“You humiliated me.” You scoff, staring at him in disbelief. “You think you deserve the right to be fucking angry, Mr. Jeon?” You jab a finger to his chest.

The formality aims straight for his heart, while the coldness laced in your velvety voice stabs at it further. He stays silent, looks at the floor as his hands fall from your waist, only to hang helplessly on either side of his body. He clenches them into fists, only to unclench them right after. He repeats the action, in hopes of focusing on it instead of you. He doesn’t want to talk about it. About this. He’s thought about it too much, where it’s gotten him to a dead end. He doesn’t know how to feel. He doesn’t understand what he feels towards you; it’s a feeling that catches him off-guard.

A feeling he isn’t familiar with. A feeling nobody taught him how to deal with.

You jab a finger to his chest again, “Pick me up at 9, we’re going to the club you suggested the other day.”

Your tone comes out void of emotion- another stab to the heart. His eyes don’t betray the floor he appears to be so fascinated in.

You step away from him, turning away. Just like that, you’ve left the office, leaving Jungkook to drown in the confusion that’s slowly eating away at his mind- little by little, piece by piece.

Little did you know, Jungkook was angry at himself.

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[lesinquietes]

A truly scary thought is breaking up with Dabi, because you figure he never really acted like he gave a fuck about you anyways, and him turning into a total yandere

Tw; burning, kidnapping, noncon

At first, he’s chill about it. K. Fine. Good riddance. He doesn’t need you. You were simply something to pass the time with, and he’s sure to let you know precisely that if you badger him too much. It turns out you’re kinda cute when you cry. Makes him wish he’d been around more to tease the little droplets out of you instead of ruminating on the past.

Your lack of presence hits him after the first night. Having the bed to himself isn’t as nice as he thought it’d be. Maybe it was comforting to have you warm the other side of his mattress — or the space beneath him, when he used to cage you between his chest and the memory foam. Growing up close to Natsuo, he became familiar with having someone else nearby. But it can’t be just anyone; it has to be someone he cares about. And he guesses that means he cares about you, after all.

He was so preoccupied with getting revenge on his father that he neglected you; likewise, he isn’t in-tune with his emotions enough to own up to his mistakes. That makes his next step challenging. How is he supposed to get you back if he doesn’t bother to apologize? You won’t accept that. So, naturally, instead of causing himself a molecule of personal discomfort, he decides it’s in his best interest to kidnap you.

God help you if you’re the type to move on from relationships by slutting it up. Dabi won’t like that other people have touched you. He’ll have to kill them; then, he’ll have to burn some sense into you. Where would you prefer his mark on your body? It doesn’t matter. He chooses your tender inner thigh. Screaming only motivates his effort, so by all means, sing.

“Think it’s hot when you scream for me.” He grins as you wriggle on his grasp. “Should’ve done this sooner.”

If you’re the type to heal on your own, in the presence of yourself and a few close others, your punishment won’t be nearly as bad. In fact, he hesitates to even brand it as a form of discipline. Sure, he still burns you — because you can’t get it in your pretty head that you have the choice to up and leave him a second time — but he makes sure to be gentle. He knows he’s the reason you left; he can’t fault you for it.

“Don’t give me that shit, doll. I know I fucked up. That’s why I’m here.” He murmurs, advancing toward you with a single blue flicker igniting from his index finger. “But be a good girl and bend over the couch for me. I’ll make this quick.”

When he finally takes you back with him, he doesn’t let you out if his sight. He lets you blow up and yell at him. He lets you curse and cry. He doesn’t let you wallow for too long, though. It pisses him off that you’re still acting like being with him is horrible. He said he’d have more time for you now. He said he’d speak to you nicer. What the fuck more do you want from him, an apology? You’re not getting that.

Dabi is delusional in every sense, except he’s a little bit more so in bed. He thinks fucking you will fix things. It always did before, didn’t it? He’d make you cum and you two would forget about your argument. It didn’t even have to be addressed. He’s confused as to why it isn’t working now.

“Not good enough for you anymore?” He hisses between several deep thrusts. “This dick doesn’t stretch you right, princess?”

Moaning is the only correct answer. If you talk back, he makes it worse. He remembers where your pain threshold is. He thinks he can literally drill a good attitude into you. There’s no escaping how terribly deranged he is.

And pretending life is good won’t get you anywhere. He knows you. He’s studied you enough to detect your deception. Don’t worry — you’ll love him for real again one day, when you have nothing but a modicum of your sanity left.

#minors dni #tw noncon #tw abuse #yandere dabi x reader #yandere touya x reader #Dabi x reader #afab reader

[strxwberrychocolate]

˗ˏˋ realistic hi-lo the worst shitty dating canons࿐ྂ

notes: this is just for fun(fiction), plz don’t take is seriously. inspired by this post cuz me and my fellow delulu moots need to get it together, might do a pt 2 if I feel like it

warnings: some mention of nsfw, mentions of cheating, friends with benefits, mentions of choking, brief mention of kinks, toxic behaviour, periods, mentions of gaslighting and emotional manipulation, major delulu behaviour for the sachio one(I failed I’m sorry), I think I did Ryo and Kōhei dirty in this one but who cares

-ˏˋ fujio ˊˎ

He’s definitely a “where’s my hug at” kind of guy even after you both start dating

I’m just gonna say it right now, Tsukasa knows too much about your sex life

you got some weird kink?

called him “sir” by accident or like being choked or some shit like that?

Tsukasa knows (he doesn’t want to know but that’s beside the point)

He reminds me too much of my crush so this guy will definitely be flirting with everything and anything with a beating heart even if you’re dating him

Playboy fr

While you guys are in your lil talking stage he sends your picture to the gc for validation that he’s dating a pretty girl

They all want to warn you cuz you look nice but bro code comes first

Would definitely buy you menstrual products without batting an eye

His mom taught him better than to be grossed out

She’s a single mom which makes Fujio probably more respectful than the other guys around him

Does those cute couple tiktok trends with you

Talking to a bunch of girls while dating you

I don’t mean like cheating but he’s flirting too much with other ppl

Fujio doesn’t mean to flirt but he’s like super fucking friendly for no reason and is genuinely really nice so it comes off as flirting

Calls you baby, babe, princess anything really

Doesn’t look like he can keep his hands to himself

Spends time staring at you cuz you’re really pretty

Definitely the kind of guy that acts tough in front of his friends but is actually the little spoon

Unlike most the characters in this, he’s actually really sweet

But he enjoys his freedom

Is NOT the kind of guy that will let his friends make fun of you

He’s actually a pretty good listener

Will not help you with your homework cuz he didn't do it and wasn't paying attention

Has a very subtle couple picture of both of you as his lockscreen

Would 4.5/10 listen to his friends if they tell him to break up with you

-ˏˋ tsukasa ˊˎ

Cold, like super cold brrrrr kinda cold

Also a playboy like Fujio

I mean come on, look at him

Everyone loves pretty guys that look like girls with deep voices

Pretty privilege and he uses the fuck out of it

Definitely not a cheater but kinda toxic

Lies when he doesn’t really need to

Unironically calls you “pretty girl” when you’re mad

Does he actually like you?

You’ll never know

Honestly he seems like the kind of guy that’s only ever had like 1 girlfriend and all the rest are his hoes

He gets away with so much just cuz he’s good looking

I feel like he’d have your location but you don’t have his

Probably only started dating him cuz he’s pretty and he only dated you cuz he’s bored

He gives you skin care tips

Pretty guys are usually pretty freaky if you know what I mean

Doesn’t look like he can keep his hands to himself just like Fujio

He’s very mysterious and that’s what attracts people to him

Probably gets bored pretty quick tbh

You’re not gonna see him often because “bros before hoes”

But he values his private life so if he does genuinely like you he will only later tell his friends about it

Unlike Fujio, no one will no about your sex life

I think he’d be more on the possessive side tbh

So he won’t keep you as his lockscreen or ever post you (cuz why tf does anyone need to know who you are?)

If he actually wants the relationship to be serious, that’s when he’ll drop his hoes

Spends time staring at you like Fujio cuz he thinks your pretty

Will 1/10 breakup with you if his friends told him too

-ˏˋ todoroki ˊˎ

worst bf in existence (1/3) I’m (not) sorry

Probably hasn’t dated a lot but has a lot of hoes if you get what I mean

Tbh I’d be such a whore for Todoroki

He doesn’t think he’s all that good looking but girls seem to like him a lot and he takes advantage of it

Doesn’t really need his friends validation nor does he date because everyone else is and he doesn’t wanna be the one left out,, he doesn't give a fuck if he is

Mfer dates cuz he’s bored

if he actually likes you, no one will know who you are so forget the whole aspect of being shown off

you're basically his secret

You post him, he won't post you (lol tbh I wouldn't post my bf either,, maybe a pic of our hands but never his face)

Probably won't call you a pet name but maybe call you the nickname you're called at home if you have one or the same nickname your friends call you if they call you one

Definitely prioritizes fighting and the fucking Oya High leader ship more than you

You hate it but he's hot

does he actually like you?

You probably won't know

rarely actually pays attention to you

but when he does you have ALL his attention

tbh I see him dating someone low-maintenance where he doesn't have too put much effort in

not that toxic, just doesn't know how to fucking communicate

1/10 would breakup with you if his friends asked him too (doesn't need to validation)

-ˏˋ sachio ˊˎ

definitely an actual good boyfriend

I get major husband vibes from him (maybe cuz I'm super delulu for sachio but that's not the point)

not a red flag or toxic at all but somethings can be questionable

NOT the type to talk shit about his exes because he's mature enough to know problems can come from both sides

Yes I am picking favourites, my babes satchi can do nothing wrong

definitely gave you flowers the first valentines day you two were together for

honestly though,, like Todoroki, I doubt this guy would show you off too

Satchi seems to paranoid for his own good so don't expect to be going out in public with him

He's got a sister and I'm assuming(from popular headcanons) his dad passed away so his mom is alone,, therefore he had to be the man of the house

So he doesn't really give a fuck about periods

very knowledgeable about them tbh

seems like the kind of boyfriend that will gladly drive you and your friends around because he genuinely wants to be a part of your life and he thinks all of you are shitty ass drivers

friends with your friends because he wants to be apart of your life

Also takes what your friends say about you with a grain of salt because he knows all of you are ride of die type of ppl and they'd gladly lie for you to him

family oriented fr

went to ikea with you

you both are basically married

I'm so delulu for this guy omg

I don't see him as flirty

Doesn't pick up the signs when another girl is flirting with him and sometimes you think he's playing dumb on purpose

clingy mfer

you have each other's locations on

his contact name for you is just "♡" cuz no one needs to know your name

I'm not even kidding none of his friends will know who you are until maybe a long long time later

possessive but on the lowkey cuz he knows you value your freedom

Tbh I'm not even being delulu here, Sachio just genuinely seems like a really good guy

(not saying the rest aren't they're just very questionable)

long story short, I am his whore and I couldn't write anything actually realistic for him

0/10 would breakup with you if his friends asked him to

-ˏˋ yuken ˊˎ

I see him very similar to Fujio

Excpet Yuken knows he's being flirty

he flirts with other people on purpose cuz it's a bad habit now

also has major pretty privilege like Tsukasa

also uses the fuck out it

Jinkawa or maybe Shidaken or Sachio also know too much about your sex life

Like about that mole you got on your ass or some weird shit

they also unfortunately know about your kinks

It's like Fujio but in a different font

lets you do his hair and in return gets to do yours

doesn't know the definition of toxic masculinity so he will very gladly let you do his makeup

and sometimes his nails

Once again, not a cheater and actually not toxic

I already said he's like Fujio so this guy is gonna just be super flirty with everyone and everything with a beating heart

If compulsive flirting is a disorder then Yuken suffers from it

I wouldn't say he's a bad boyfriend but he flirts too much with other people and a lot of people consider that as cheating

Yuken seems like a pretty good listener

But he also likes talking a lot so be prepared to listen to his problems

lets you wear his glasses sometimes

When he's not busy he comes to your school to get you so you can go on dates

likes having all your attention

arcade dates are probably the most common

but he outshines out girls boyfriends ther by getting those girls stuffed animals and shit like that

I would say he's really a lot like Fujio

4/10 would breakup with you if his friends told him to

-ˏˋ kōhei ˊˎ

worst boyfriend in existence (2/3)

I doubt he even actually likes you

A complete asshole but you love that cuz you’re a lowkey masochist and red is your favourite colour

Randomly turns off his location and tells you “don’t worry about it” when you ask

Red flag (but in my culture we wear red at our weddings)

Doesn’t give you the time of day

is probably only dating you cuz you're hot and give him head or some shit

idk this guy is just really shitty

He's hot tho lol

gives me group leader kind of vibes

you never wanna date the leader of the group, they're always the shittest

his friends will never ever tell you the truth

I lowkey see him as a cheater tbh

and a gaslighter

"It was such a small thing and now look you've turned it into something huge when it doesn't even matter" type of guy

Just a fucking asshole

If you're with him I'm just gonna assume you're into pain or something

Or using him for his money (if yes then get that bag sis)

He also thinks you're with him for his money

If you actually aren't using him, it doesn't matter he just has major trust issues

good luck actually getting through to him

In the hypothetical situation where he actually likes you, prepared to be shown off

I see him as a very pda type of guy to show off how hot his girlfriend is to make others feel inferior

Probably won't give a fuck about what you're wearing if that is the case

he's also toxic asf idk if I mentioned that

Probably doesn't call you petname unless you're mad at him

7/10 would breakup with you if his friends told him to

-ˏˋ ryo ˊˎ

worst boyfriend in existence (3/3)

i did him and kōhei so dirty I'm not sorry

Loves Kōhei more than you

As hot as he is, let's be fucking honest with ourselves because part of the reason Kōhei thought he was so unbeatable was because of Ryo

Ryo let Kōhei get away with so much shit

and this hot ass mfer jsut seems like the type to listen to his friends and constantly need their validation

as hot as he is, plz don't date a guy like this

But unlike Kōhei, he's not a cheater

but he's pretty toxic

like he needs to know where you are all the damn time

crazy paranoid too

doesn't think you'll actually cheat but it's more his friends telling him you would

for him too be a good boyfriend he need to get new friends or like idk transfer schools

he definitely likes you, it's just he's so emotionally constipated that you can't tell if he actually does

only calls you petnames in private

I don't see him as the type to have hoes or flirt around

But that doesn't mean he'd be a good boyfriend

He lives for his friends validation

So if his friends make fun of you or talk shit, don't count on Ryo to defend you cuz he'll be laughing too

not a gaslighter but doesn't admit to the things he does and just tells you to leave it in the past

pisses you off but he's hot asf

tries to spend time with you but would leave your for his friends fr

102902/10 would breakup with you if Kōhei his friends asked him too

#high&low #high&low the worst x #high & low #high and low #oya high #high&low the worst #high&low the worst cross #high&low dating headcanons #high and low x reader #high and low the worst x #high and low the worst #senomen #housen #sachio ueda #hanaoka fujio #tsukasa takajo #todoroki yosuke #yuken odajima #ryo suzaki #kohei amagai

[canibeyoungforever]

heyyy ;)

can i request richarlison dating a single mom reader and him falling in love with her daughter and acting like a father figure in her life since her real father wasn’t present?

a/n:stop i feel like i can write something so cute out of this😭😭♥️ thank you so much for your request hope you will like it <33

Richarlison Imagines:Never hurt her

a/n:wrote it while listening to that song <3

You introduced Richarlison to your daughter Romy when being in 10 months of relationship and you saw something happened for the past 2 months they spend her entire time together and being "the best bestfriends in the entire universe and galaxy" as she always say.

Richy is about to leave with his bags to go to Quatar but there is no Romy waiting to say goodbyes at the door,which surprise you very much.

"Rom he’s leaving soon!" You say

"I don’t care!" Romy clap back and you widen your eyes

You go upstairs in your room to see Richy all sad "What happened?" You ask

"I told her i couldn’t go to her dance show because i have the opening ceremony of the world cup and everything and now she doesn’t want to talk to me and she said that "i’m not her bestfriend anymore"" He explain

"You said you were able to go!" You say

"Because i thought i could skip opening ceremony!" He explain,feeling guilty

"You’re gonna be late you should go." You say

"Please i already feel like shit enough i don’t want you mad at me." He say

"I’m not mad Richy." "I’ll just have to explain to a 4 years old child that you didn’t stick to your promise and that’s fine." You explain

A few hours later Richy left and Romy is in her tutu:

"I don’t wanna go!" "I’m gonna fail mommy!" Romy say

"You will not fail Baby,you’ll do amazing and i’ll be here to applaud you." You say

"But not him.." She say sad and with tears in her eyes

"Hey come here!" You hug her

"I love you and he loves you too never doubt about it sometimes he just have to be away." You try to explain

"Because he’s a footballer?" "Yeah" "So i don’t like football!" You sigh in defeat

"We need to go okay" You say

"Okay.."

"Listen to me"

She look at you:

"You’ll do amazing because you are wonderful stunning and incredible just like your mommy."

She laugh you kiss her all over her cheeks and she laugh even more

You take the car and arrive when a certain blonde who was supposed have left the country make an appearance

"What are you doing here?" You ask

"I would have been such an idiot if i would have missed this." He say

"Oh that’s for sure." You say and he smile

"I’m sorry." He say

"You don’t have to say this to me the only thing i want is you to promise me that you’re never ever going to hurt her if you can’t go somewhere with her don’t promise her in the first place and don’t disappoint her once again."

"I promise i swear even." "Where is she?" He ask

"Behind the scene."

He kiss you quickly and go behind the scene

Richarlison point of view:

You go behind the scene and see Romy:

"Romy!"

When she see you her face lights up she runs to you wraps herself around your legs. You bend down and take her in your arms.

"I’m so sorry." You say "Would you forgive me?"

"And would you be my bestfriend again?I don’t want us to stop being bestfriends i love you too much" She ask

You smile "Of course" You kiss her cheek

"I love you you need to go but you’re gonna do amazing Roms okay!" "Okay!" You put her down and come back toward Y/n

You sit on a chair and she sit next to you:

"And you would you forgive me my love?" You ask

"Of course i will."

And the show goes on..

a/n:i didn’t really know how to write what you asked so i did this instead i feel like it’s very bad but i prefer give something at least english is not my first language

#imagines #richarlison #richarlison x reader #richarlison imagines #richarlison imagine

[bitchlessdino]

and they were roommates pt. 3

A svt.hub collab

Pairing: camboy!chan x afab roommate!reader

Genre: smut, kinda fluffy ngl

Word count: 2.7k

tags: pining, idiots in love, jealous dino, enabler mingyu, cute banter, unprotected sex, nickname (kitten), cumplay (consumption included)

Summary: Wanting sex is a natural feeling, it just so happens that gratification could be found in the next room with a shitty webcam and an infectious laugh.

author note: AND THERES THE FINAL PART. Thank you to everyone that joined in and loved the series that didn’t even expect to be a series. I hope y’all had so much fun reading as much as I did writing. It has gained so much love and appreciate all you for being in for the ride. Kisses to all of you. MUAH.

part 1 | part 2 | part 3

“So Chan. You’re looking pretty damn chipper. Seeing someone?”

The young man raises his eyebrows, wondering how a simple observation can entail such a specific, yet accurate, assumption. He single-handedly stirs the contents of his wine glass, watching you make company with Hansol and Seungkwan, seeing that smile that erupts on your face that pushes him into the depths of an abyss. “I guess something like that.”

Your eyes gradually lock with his, a hint of indescribable tenderness, noticeably listening in his conversation without input.

“Oh, are you,” Jeonghan, the interrogator, nudges, “Mind you tell us a little about this special someone?”

“We’re,” he glances at you, catching your pretty smile in his direction, “happy. They’re good to me and hopefully, I’m as good to them.”

As dry as Chan’s response is, it did the job: give answers without revealing even a sliver of his privacy. You understand the reason behind his ambiguity since it’s the same reason why you hadn’t told anyone yet: the uncertainty. You were both surrounded by mutual friends you saw way too often, it couldn’t be easy to confess to a situationship that could complicate a variety of factors.

Still, it couldn’t help but hurt. Maybe, you were starting to really like him, or was it, Dino, the one you really like?

Chan tries not to overthink the questions being thrown at him, so he figured he needed a breather or several. At the common home warming, there is luckily a balcony coated by the night sky, the waning moon, and not a single star in the darkness. He hardly remembered the last time he looked at the sky so aimlessly like tonight. His half-empty wine glass in hand, he gingerly sips it, remembers why he hates wine and sets it aside on the balcony table.

“Blech, why did I let Minghao give this to me?”

His solitude did not last as Mingyu seeks the vacancy beside him, offering a brotherly smile. “Why are you drinking all in your lonesome? Everyone else is inside.”

“Since when did you start using words like lonesome,” Chan scoffs.

“Never mind that. I have some questions that you might have the answers to.”

It wasn’t uncharacteristic of Mingyu to invade Chan’s personal bubble, he was used to it at this point. “Okay, shoot.”

“Say I have my eyes on someone and say I’m thinking of asking them out.” He playfully suggests.

“Not interested.”

Mingyu rolls his eyes, “As cute as you are, I’m not talking about you, Chan. It’s Y/n. They seeing anyone?”

Chan’s breath hitches, gripping the metal bars of the balcony. “I don’t know. Why you ask?”

“You live with them. Thought maybe you’d see someone passing through your place. And if they’re not serious, I’d take a crack at seeing if sparks f—”

“I’m gonna stop you right there,” Chan interrupts with clear disdain, “if this is one of your little sex ventures, fucking forget it.”

“Woah, woah. What’s with the hostility?” Mingyu raises his hands in defense.

“Don’t act like you didn’t come here to get advice on how to pull up on my roommate, they’re way too good for the shit you’re trying to pull now.”

Chan sneers at the man, his teeth clenching, gnashing in restraint. The man before him reveals a hint of taunt, stepping up towards the plain field and into the younger man’s face, despite the pure raging running through their body. “Why? Because you treat them better? You think you can satisfy their every need?”

“I know I can because I already fucking am.”

Shock crosses over Chan’s face in relation to what ran its course from his lips. His eyes flutter, staggering in his spot, ultimately scoffing in disbelief. “Shit.”

“Mmh-hmm. Joshua owes me 50 bucks.”

“You fucking placed a bet on me?”

Mingyu’s sly grin spread across his face. “Of course I did, it was a sure win. You couldn’t keep your eyes off each other all night.”

Chan’s anger dissipates, feeling his insecurities take over him, and looks to his older brother figure for comfort. “I may have done something stupid.”

He explains to Mingyu the best he could without divulging in details of his side hustle, summarizing basically the ambiguity of your relationship: unintentionally exclusively with no desire of ending what you have, but for him, it didn’t feel like just sex anymore. 

You made his days feel shorter. You made his nights livelier. You made him feel like everything was okay right in the world with no interruption. Everything you do motivates him and at the same time make him happy like no one ever truly has.

“So what’s the problem?”

“…What if I’m not right for them? What if I’m not what they want?”

There was always that thought that trickled into the back of Chan’s mind that veered him away from committing to the real thing; thoughts that had nothing to do with his own doubts. Instead, he wonders whether you felt the same sentiment he did. He knew since he first met you that he felt drawn to you, but naturally, there wasn’t anything he was going to do. He was surprised that you would even make it this far with him, yet still, how was he certain that your feelings are mutual?

“What happened to Mr. Satisfaction? You said you could satisfy their every need.”

“And maybe that’s all I’ll be to them,” Chan exasperates, “What if all I am is good sex? What if I’ll never be relationship material?”

The older man sighs, not expecting a whole spiel on Chan’s love life, and felt even a little guilty for playing with his emotions the way he did. Enough to retract his placed bet, however? Not in the slightest.

“You wouldn’t know unless you ask, kid,” he pats Chan’s shoulder with a sympathetic gaze before straightening up his posture, “Well, I’m gonna claim my prize money now.”

Chan knew better than to seek guidance from Mingyu, so he let the taller man be. On the way back to the party, Mingyu nods to the person that passes by him and lets them take his place on the balcony, an unwavering look of mischief on his face. The newcomer sets either of their arms on the metal rails, grinning up at Chan. “Hey, I was looking for you.”

“Hey,” an immediate smile melts on his face, “Just chilling on the balcony…thinking about you.”

You softly chuckle, pulling close. “Want to get out early then? I feel like I’ve been away from you for too long.”

“More than anything.”

Before the apartment door completely shuts behind you, your hands grasp the pocket of his jeans and tug him in for a mind-numbing kiss. Your body presses up the now closed door, his hands on either side of your body as he rubs his clothed erection against your waist. A moan escapes your lips, flirtatious laughter following. “I wanted to do this with you all night. So nice to have you all to myself.”

“Took those words right out of my mouth, Kitten,” his hands slip over the shape of your ass, cupping them in either hand, “Your ass looks so good in these pants, almost couldn’t help myself.”

“Not you stealing words from me now.”

His laughter perks up your ears, and you have the sudden urge to have that laugh run over your entire body as you moan his name was immensely tempting.

You made it to the bedroom quickly without a minute to waste. Down to your birthday suit in mere seconds, Chan climbs into bed with you and pulls you in his lap. His knees arch behind you, embrace your form, and make you feel at home against him. His eyes pierce through yours, guiding your hips to grind against him like it was a competitive sport. He rewards you with kisses as soon as you match his energy. You buzz under his touch. Your legs hook around him, letting the length of his cock slip easily into your aroused core, allowing you to feel pure ecstasy.

Chan watches your eyes roll back, kissing you with half-opened eyes. His arms clutch your frame, thrusting his body up in you, and sees the look of gratification unfold on your face. Hypnotized by your mere presence, he presses his forehead against yours, mixing bodily fluids. Your eyes occasionally open and close, while his stays wide open watching you like a man in love. He bounces you on top of him, your thighs locked in his arms as he overpowers you. 

You gasp for your breath, your head rocking back and forth, and soon you feel his lips on your neck. “Mmh, Chan…”

His nails dig into your flesh, teeth nibbling your neck, “You call my name like that again, I’ll have no choice but to fuck you with no mercy.”

He pushes you against the bed, your legs anchor around him impulsively, and he pushes his weight into you. His hands smooth over your palms, intimately lacing them through, and start rolling his hips in irritatingly slow, yet deep, strokes. Like a symphony, the sounds that roll out of both your mouths create a perfect ensemble. In that mess of sounds, you moan his name the same way moments before, immediately calling Chan to attention.

Chan gradually quickens his hips and has your hips twitching beneath him, choking on your own breath. How pierces into you make tears brim your eyes and you begin to feel your climax getting closer in the passing time, announcing it desperately in his ears.

He softly scoffs, “Yeah? You wanna cum? Should I let you cum?”

“Y-yes,” you answer from your throat, “please.”

“Okay. Cum for me.”

He says that reoccurring at the moment, “cum for me,” “cum for me,” until you finally can’t help but do so. Vicious white ribbons seep out of you, and you feel your limbs lose against your lack of stamina. Chan, still stiff to the touch, pulls it out of you, soaked to the brim in your juices, dripping down to the dirtied sheets under you both.

On your bedside table, he pulls out the conveniently stored wet wipes and cleanses your inner thighs. Smiling, you thank him as you normally do, pulling him in for a tender kiss, “I’ll take care of it from here. Go on and do your show.”

“I can cancel tonight,” he reassures, “I’ve done it before.”

“That’s exactly why you should go live, I want everyone to see how pretty you look right now.”

He traces his nose over yours, smiling that smile that was living rent-free in the heads of thousands of his fans, only for you to experience every day of every hour. “Does that mean you’ll catch the show then?”

“We’ll see.” You tease.

He gives you one last kiss before taking his leave, but lingers at the door frame, itching for the words to finally leave his lips. He seems to have taken his time in his thoughts that you couldn’t help but call out to him with concern. “Something you’re forgetting?”

He turns back to you, hesitating before shaking his head. “It’s nothing. Get nice and clean, okay? I’ll be finished soon.”

“Okay. Can't wait.”

He proceeds with his live show as usual, hard as a rock, notification chimes indicating the growth of his income, and the image of your naked body still fresh on his mind. Having not yet cum that night, Chan was able to finish himself.

His sly attractive smile leaves an impression on his viewers like always, his now flaccid cock held in his sore hands. His chest was sticky with cum streaming down his abdomen, his nipples red and stiff from his relentless self-teasing, and from his forehead to his lower torso was glistening in his own perspiration. A sight that both you and his viewers were vocal about their favoritism for.

“You were amazing today,” he pants, “can't wait to make you feel good like that again. Can you tell that I enjoyed it too?”

He peers a little closer to his screen, giggling upon seeing the comments. He licks the inside of his cheek in a playful manner, scrolling past every comment to furiously popping up in the chat. One peculiar user plays precedent in his thoughts

Kittennextdoor99: I can’t wait to lick you clean

“Hmm. Well. That’s the show for today. Let’s do that again soon. Until then, good night. Hope you’ll cum again soon.”

He turns off his webcams and properly shuts down his setup. A few beats later, his door is followed by knocking and you were the one to be the person on the other side with a hot wet towel and a cold water bottle. 

“You said you’d lick me clean,” he eggs on.

You can help but chuckle, “Maybe next time.”

“You said you would,” he pouts.

You approach him, setting the water bottle aside and in between his spread legs, you lower your body below the waist. You place your hands on his firm thighs, the hot towel damping his skin as it was still in your grip. Your head dips down on his stomach and drag his tongue between the valley of his abdomen, collecting the sickly sweet climax on your tongue with Chan to watch. His jaw jobs gradually, softly laughing at how sexy, yet fun, the gesture was.

“Happy?”

He grabs the back of your head, his tongue colliding with yours and collecting the sample in his mouth, your eyes enlarging ten times their normal size, “Now I am.”

Your cheeks heat up as if the room was well above 100 degrees, hand over your mouth in utter shock. “You did not—”

“I did. And I’d do it again.”

He takes your towel and uses it to clean up. “Enjoy the show? Or would you have preferred we finished that exclusive preview?”

You cough, fanning your cheeks as he looked at you like he could have you eating in the palm of his hand, which he probably could. You try regaining your train of thought and looking at his eyes properly, determination imminent in you. You take the arm of his swivel chair and pull him in front of you on the bed. Your clothed figure sitting comfortably on his mattress while Chan lay perfectly naked parallel to you, his turn to be surprised.

“I actually would rather we talk about something a little bit more serious than we normally do.”

He nods solemnly, taking it upon himself to use the towel to cover his private bits, “Shoot.”

“What were you and Mingyu talking about earlier tonight? It looked pretty intense.”

He simply shrugs, “Just Gyu being Gyu.”

“Really?”

“Yep.”

“Nothing like about…me then, or at least, the person everyone thinks you’re seeing.”

“...It may have come up.”

“So then.” You ponder before proceeding, “Don’t you ever think of dating? Or being with someone even?”

“I do.”

There’s sincerity in his tone.

You lean forward with a curious hand to your chin. “With anyone?”

“Maybe anyone,” he chuckles, his voice bringing chills down your spine, “Why? Do you want me to date?”

“Short answer: yes. Long answer: no,” a smile weighing down on your lips.

“Those are two completely opposite answers.” He obviously points out with a cheeky smile.

“Yes. I’d like it if you would date, but not if it’s just anyone.”

His hand trails over your thigh, “Who are you suggesting then?”

“You’re really gonna make me spell it out for you.”

Chan was ecstatic, but attempted to not let it come up on the surface.

Instead, he hums in delight, enjoying the banter you both create. “You want to date me?…I’ll consider it.”

You roll your eyes before and attempt to draw distance from him until pulls you toward him instead, laughing. “Okay, okay. Let’s date. Let me be your boyfriend.”

“I’ll consider it,” you mock, climbing onto his lap.

“You’re so cute when you’re obvious about being obsessed with me.”

You lightly shove him. “And you’re actually so annoying.”

You feel him twitch beneath you, intrigued, but act as if you didn’t notice. “If you were to become my boyfriend, what would that entail?”

Chan thinks to himself for a moment, tapping his fingers against your lower back. “My full undivided attention?”

“I have that already?”

“Then…” his head pulls forward to land a chaste kiss on your lips, “What do you want?”

“You give me everything I want by being you. All I’ve ever wanted was you.”

#Dino smut #seventeen smut #lee chan smut #seventeen dino #seventeen lee chan #dino #lee Chan #seventeen chan #seventeen #seventeen fanfic #seventeen imagines #seventeen scenarios #seventeen x you #seventeen x reader #seventeen x y/n #dino x reader #dino x you #svt dino #dino imagines #dino scenarios

[starryskybythewindow]

Now, let’s talk about what Ray has changed in EP 10.

First of all, his relationship with Sand. Obviously, they became boyfriends. We can see that Ray was smiling much more than before. He was more open to rehab, as there was Sand beside him. He was enjoying his happiness, which I’m glad for him.

When Sand was ready to tell his dad about their issue, Ray just wanted to try Sand, not forced him. Omg, it was so cute. It was such an act of a boyfriend 🥺 I mean, he truly treasured Sand and didn’t want Sand to get hurt just because of his selfishness. He realized what he had done in the past hurt Sand a lot.

Second, Ray’s rehabilitation. Before EP 10, Mew always tried to stop Ray from assuming more and more alcohol “to socialize”. And Mew was only giving his words but not with his actions. Sand was different, he DID bring Ray to rehab. Although Ray showed his uncooperative attitude at first, at the end of the EP, he went to rehab all by himself. As he wanted to make a confession, do what Sand wanted him to (rehab for himself), apologize to Sand even though he was not there. I truly appreciate this. Because after all, he realized how much he hurts Sand, how much he loves Sand, and how much he wants Sand to love him back. Oh god, I really want to cry every single time I watch this scene. (I have watched it for more than 5 times already, posts on X are not counted)

Third, Ray’s relationship with others (mostly with his so-called friends). EP 10 didn’t show us Ray with the others a lot, so I cannot tell much. In the scene in which the group went to Boston’s house, he seemed to just want to tag along and not be too offensive toward Boston? I’m confused. But as I can see, he was not talking much in the scene. He didn’t use this chance to yell at Boston’s face for shits that Boston had done to him before, or try to act supportive to Mew’s words as he had done in previous EPs. Ray was completely out of love with Mew.

Last, Ray and his father. I thought Ray would never believe in his father words. He never believed in his father worries as was shown in the hospital scene. But, deep down inside, he is still his father’s son, especially, in this time, in the father’s words, there was SAND. He believed right away. I think a part of this sudden belief is that he truly didn’t want to think of Sand as a man without dignity like he had told to Sand. Therefore, his father’s words became the most right evidence for his belief in Sand.

Being selfish with low self-esteem or not loving yourself, it sucks. Ray knows his selfishness and not loving himself enough. That’s why he was destroying himself. For now, I truly want him to love himself more and more, and it seems like he is doing his great job with his rehab. He’s changing for better.

Ps: I love him too much 🥹 I just wanted to point out what he did wrong to Sand in the last post. I didn’t want to attack him. He is my little baby, I don’t want to hurt him 🥹

#only friends series #only friends the series #only friends ep 10 #only friends sand #only friends ray #sandray #raysand #firstkhao #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #khaofirst

[speedierthanasubmarine]

Season 2

God, I’m vacillating between feeling ambivalent and downright antagonistic about this show rn

Before I begin, lemme explain two things about me and watching shows:

A) I don’t really care about the genre or type of a show; I enjoy any kind of show as long as it can commit to being itself. my issue is when there’s some sort of dissonance (or worse, gaslighting) between what the show thinks it is and what I’m being shown on screen: if something is a comedy then let it be a comedy. Have some serious scenes but keep the overall tone comedic or it’s not a comedy anymore. If you want me to take it seriously I will, but if you then don’t take it seriously and then try and twist it around that’s when I begin to get pissed off. (My biggest gripe with episode 3 of this season) Also please just be what you are. If you decide you want to be something else that’s fine, but then commit to it. If you say you are something and act like something else but then continue to reinforce that you are the initial thing you claimed to be it makes me want to clean out my ears with a chainsaw.

2) I can vibe and enjoy anything I watch as long as you don’t break my immersion. Ik this is a pretentious statement for commentators on YouTube to shout but hear me out; I will consume media as though it’s almost a documentary or an in person experience. I will pretty much accept anything the characters or setting gives me as long as the show can make me believe it is the characters and setting giving them to me. The issue begins when I stop wondering what’s going on with characters and their inner worlds and start wondering what’s going on with the production staff; IE instead of my brain going “Oh my God what is blitzo thinking, that was ridiculous” it goes “Oh my God what was Viv thinking that was ridiculous” this will occur when the plot stops feeling like an actual sequence of events and starts feeling like something my students tell me to justify why they didn’t do their homework

I understand these are more of me issues than Viv ones but this post will partially be explaining why this season didn’t work for me on a personal level and will be why I don’t think certain aspects worked on a critical, technical, and objective level. Sorry if I ramble

To start off with positives the voice work in this show is freakin stellar. I don’t know how or why but Stolas’s voice actor has stolen the season, the random cracks and squawks making him sound even more bird like than ever. Stella actually also has that quality and it’s really neat they also found a bird woman. Two of my favorite lines are when he screams for the divorce in E1 (that squawk sounded like an actual bird, are we sure this guy is not a bird?!) and when he exclaims “FUCK” when blitz bites him, my words cannot articulate all the emotions I can hear conveyed in that single word. Alex Brightman (shocker) also absolutely slays Fizz and his delivery kept a smile on my face throughout some of the most difficult times in the show. Additionally Stolas’s dad (AKA FRIGGING JAFAR) saying “stop your bitch crying” is my new favorite thing ever

The animation was just as vibrant and awesome as ever and I want to highlight episode 3’s fight sequence with Millie because it was crisp as a crisp and the 3D shot of Moxxie threatening his dad, I remember seeing that and whistling aloud, that was a fantastic sequence and the animation was by far the best part of the episode for me.

The songs this time just didn’t hit as hard as the first for me, but this is completely subjective. my favorite one this time around was Look at this; Alex Brightman made that song genuinely delightful and I lost it when he started just saying shit in Italian, that song is so funny

Ozzie and Fizz are very cute, I enjoyed bits of them. I also love how this is so not how I’m used to hearing either of their voices, it’s rather like watching the Rock and RDJ being in a loving relationship, it’s just so random and jarring I think it loops back around to working and I enjoy that.

Viv is a fantastic technical director with amazing ideas and concepts, my issues lie with her writing, execution, and lack of professionalism.

Ive seen a lot of people say that the relationships in this season frustrated them because there doesn’t seem to be any continuity from episode to episode and each one seems to return to the status quo by the end with no impact on the overall story, except I didn’t really have an issue with this. In season 1 there was no continuity! Moxxie went through the same character arc in 3 different episodes! There was a new antagonist introduced in almost each episode; Fizz, Verosica, CHERUB, Stryker, DHORKS, and Ozzie, and barring fizz none of them connected to each other, so I kinda assumed that there was just no continuity in this show and that it’s all just kinda go with the flow good old fashioned fun; in the same way Ever After High was a show where they just kept repeating the same stuff over and over but like who cares, it’s a fun show. This didn’t bother me at all. But then the show started contradicting itself… all of a sudden there was continuity. What? stuff was brought back from previous episodes, Moxxies dad, Stryker, Ozzie, events that transpired were referenced, but only certain ones, wtf?! Wait a minute… If there is continuity in the show, then my whole explanation is worthless! NEVER MIND (?!)

Whatever, that’s plot contrivances, and honestly more of a me issue, I’m not watching this show for the plot (even though yes I am but whatever) who the hell watches shows for plot, I can get past that, the vibes are still there, right? I can still enjoy the zany chill vibes? The comedic tone?! WRONG! I mean, some of them are still there, which imo made it worse,but then the show started to bring in very somber and serious moments, character building, then subsequent character assassination (honestly what tf was episode 5) and then out of nowhere some sort of backstory and themes while still maintaining that it’s an episodic comedy and ow, my neck hurts from all this whiplash. Dear Helluva Boss: Are you a comedy or not, are you episodic or not, are your characters real people or not? Pick a tone Show, make up your mind. To illustrate this I’m going to point to the (sigh) Dildos/“Im bisexual” scene in episode 3 and contrast it with the Angel’s dressing room scene in hazbin episode 4. Both scenes are in shows that are meant to be more lighthearted and comedic yet within them there is heavy subject matter being portrayed. but in the case of hazbin E4 it took its subject matter seriously, so in the scene with Val and Angel they played it completely straight and so subsequently it hit hard. To illustrate further, in S1 E6 moxxies tripping balls song (god I miss season 1) despite it being a more emotional scene than usual the entire show was committed to being played for laughs, no one is playing the scene seriously, including moxxie. Blitzes portion of the song is played completely straight by everyone involved, it being cartoonish isn’t comedic, it’s messy and hellish, the result makes it hit harder because both scenes are consistent with themselves which is the the key here. (I bring up this scene because some can point out that the Hazbin one had Amazon to help regulate whereas this is an indie project and therefore has more room for error, but in this hypothetical argument I follow up with this point I should have used initially. Will I go back and delete the Hazbin part of my argument? No.) The scene in E3S2 opts not to do that, with moxxie playing the scene completely seriously and everyone else around him acting like parodies. It was like he was in the wrong show. (I thought it felt weird and disjointed and I just hated that whole episode.) If it’s a joke, play it as a joke, and it could have been a funny joke! If it’s not a joke treat it with the same severity as Val and Angel in E4 of hazbin, because the subject you’re portraying is heavy. If she had picked a lane you could have had either a really strong scene as you had with Angel Dust or a very dark comedic scene as you had with the Imps trying to convince an old man to kill himself in season 1. The end product is the best of no worlds

womp womp

The whole season kinda suffers from this issue, which is what really brought it down for me. I guess this is subjective, but it feels like I have an objective point in here I’m not verbalizing well. If you want to help out, go for it in the comments.

Another thing that this season fell short on: PACING. The scene where Fizz signs to the little deaf kid (wait a minute why is this kid in hell WHAT DID YOU DO-) was adorable. I paused the show and texted my friend about how cute the scene was and the second I pressed play I am just SMASHED with the annoying troll guy and I got whiplash. My neck really hurts guys please stop doing that. This was the most egregious example of bad pacing, but the whole show suffers from it. Let your moments breathe, please, allow the audience to enjoy them, I promise we’re not going anywhere. And if someone wants to argue “they had no time, they had to get as much crammed in as possible” I’m going to point to the scene where Ozzie is in his dildo factory making dildos for 40 seconds. The scene did nothing and told us nothing, if you can have shit like that you can add 3 seconds for us to breathe after emotional scenes. The pacing is just generally shite throughout the season. A friend of mine pointed out that because this is a crowd funded indie project there’s no guarantee how many episodes Viv will have so in order to make the story work she has to cram as much as possible into each episode so she can have proper setup for her story. This argument doesn’t work on either side. If she doesn’t know how many episodes she’s going to have so she’s trying to cram as much as she can in as little time as possible than why don’t any of the episodes seem to be building any sort of connectivity or narrative? Why do new things keep being introduced on top of each other with no explanation or lasting effects? Why all the time meandering with stuff that means nothing if you’re pressed for time, every episode should be connected and concise. If this really were the case, every episode would be like E7S1, with not a moment spent on anything else. Maybe she thinks that’s what she’s doing, and she’s just doing it badly. If that’s the case then again, this is worthless and never mind. However If it is an episodic show with no plot… then why such a rush? Why the heavy content? Why the lack of comedy? Why the mini plots? why isn’t every episode just a chill time with filler arcs? Why all the world building and setups? Why the random stakes? On top of that, if it does have a plot, just not the one I was expecting or promised in season one, IE: the business and any of the related villains, then you’ve wasted my time and taken a shart on my shoes because that’s what you advertised! This show is about a boss! It’s in the title! You telling a story then switching to telling a worse story and then saying it doesn’t matter because you’re not telling any story regardless but then saying “stay tuned because the good story I was telling might matter soon in this new not story I’m currently bullshitting my way through” is JJ Abram’s storytelling IE fuckery. I don’t fuck around with fuckery. This is an objective criticism, this show fails as both a story and non story kind of show.

Additionally we have lost the plot in terms of a story engine here which tbh kinda frustrates me. I remember really liking the premise of the show; I cared about them building up a business, that was why i continued to watch it! But womp womp once again, there is no more of that in this show, barring one episode. Let that sink in. there was 1 episode in this whole ass season that actually was related to the effing premise and it wasn’t even very funny! Yes, the idea of them trying to find the murderer has potential but they didn’t execute it well. This is both subjective and objective, because objectively not giving the product you advertised is kinda shitty, and subjectively I don’t like what I received as a substitute.

My criticism is not boiling down to “She should have done it like this idea I had!” Because that’s not valid criticism, that’s just being butthurt that a creator didn’t read your mind when making her show. There are lots of people that are doing that, and that’s not how you critique media. “imagine how much stronger this could have been if my headcannon was cannon” is not a criticism, that’s a weak wishful statement, so please don’t take what I say as that. I’m giving actual constructive criticism, not “put me on your writing staff because I’m better at it than you” criticism. I think this was the point she was trying to make with the troll character in Episode 7. Shoddy execution, but a good point nonetheless.

In conclusion, I wrote this whole ass novel on this show because I loved it. I’m sad that season 2 turned out to be what it was. A friend of mine said I shouldn’t approach criticizing this show like an actual show because it’s not one, it’s an indie project, and I don’t think that’s fair. Every piece of art should be held to the same standard because everything had capacity to be great, whether made by a massive studio or an indie group. Every piece of art is a form of communication, and I think Viv has something to say, which is why I refuse to give her exemption. Her work deserves to be paid attention, and subsequently, her work deserves to be approached with the same amount of critical thinking and nuance that I apply to everything. She deserves to be taken seriously, which I did. I hope I got my point across well.

#ash #thoughts #helluva boss #review #essay #analysis #vivziepop critical #helluva boss critical #vivziepop #testing a theory

[cxhleel108]

S7 Thots for this week: Why is everyone here actually delusional asf???

(Apologies for posting this late guys I was very tired when I started writing this…I was also high asf so be mindful of that while you read lol.)

• Oh great now #Raphne is going through shit and everyone’s gonna have to dedicate their whole life to fixing it!

• Bryson laying it on THICC this morning I know dats rightttt😛😛😛

• No seriously why ze fook are we helping them with their issues? I need these people to go back to university or wherever and take a communication course cuz y’all are clearly lacking.

• Tanya so messy for asking that. Girl you know exactly who tf it is why you lowkey telling on yourself like that?😭😭😭

• #Raphne is 100% completely done y’all omg! (Bullshit)

• NO YOU WILL NOT!

• Willow is STILL talking as if anybody give af about what she got to say. Someone get this woman a hobby I’m begginggggg.

• I love having bathing suits worth mentioning now😍

• Ain’t no way they tryna force a argument between me and my partner over this Raf and Daphne mess…bitch.

• WE DONT HAVE TO AGREE ON EVERY SINGLE THING TO BE IN SYNC THATS NOT HOW COUPLES OR HUMANS WORK!

• Talk less sir.

• Why is there always some of the girls trading jealous looks when it comes to this challenge. The point is to literally kiss everyone and y’all still be getting salty, get over it??? Maybe I’m just crazy but I would literally not care.

• Once again Willow is putting on a show for her imaginary friends and nobody in the real world is gagging.

• Wow, now all of a sudden we don’t know how to kiss each other properly because we couldn’t help another couple stop arguing over fucking sheets😕

• How am I having more chemistry with Raf than my own man? God help us.

• Omg Evan came back for me y'all😍😍😍😍😍

• Paying gems magically brings back chemistry to our couple I guess.

• Girl you deserve a 10 backwards.

• That joke bullshit…BOO! CORNY! LAME! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

• Bryson real lucky he’s cute or I wouldn’t allow him to be acting like a 12 year old about his feelings.

• #Raphne is back together woohoo! (They’re literally gonna break it off again as soon as Daphne founds out bout Raf’s crush)

• Don't force me to have a moment with her ew! That ho is NOT my friend.

• There’s quite literally no reason to speak to everyone about the recoupling. NO REASON!

• Outfit time!🤩

• Eat! Eat! Eat!

• Thought Bryson was finna ask us to be his girlfriend right then and there ugh I need him to hurry up.

• CAN YOU ALL LEAVE US THE ABSOLUTE FUCK ALONE LIKE GODDAMN????

• Vicky if you can see how close me and Bryson are then why would you…never mind why even ask at this point.

• Bonnie has been trying to get with Tanya since the beginning of time. Girl just give up PLEASE.

• Girl who tf is you-

• Why did we get dressed up just to go speak to 3 people???????????? Chile anyways it’s outfit time AGAIN✨

• EAT! EAT! EAT!

• LMAOOOO she's such a loser I almost feel bad...almost.

• Uma you know good and well you meant to record them boys fighting. Fuck outta here with that excuse💀

• Y'all will not let Jake REST oh my goodness.

• Oooo y’all the way Bryson is fighting for us…kinda feeling butterflies in my stomach and elsewhere🤭🤭🤭

• Everyone here is so delusional when it comes to Tanya holy fuck. Actually no, this happens every season. Why do some of these people think that just because THEY feel a good connection with MC that automatically means she wants them? Like baby that’s not how this works…

• Oh Bryson don't end half of the villa like that-

• Daphne don’t ask me if I think you and yo man gon make it niece you don’t want my answer to that lmao.

• 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

• Why y’all ain’t make us do a surprise dumping so we could get Willow out? WHY IS SHE STILL HERE SHE LITERALLY HAS NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE NOW????

• Oh I can tell you how! First, we're gonna walk in there and start marveling at every single thing in the room, specifically the bed, even though we've already been in there. Then, bet y'all won't see this coming, we're gonna find a box filled with naughty things😱😱😱 After that, we get to work and all that can be registered is the feeling of our partner's soft lips and how their hands caress our body in every place possible and then after a while we both reach our climax at the same time. Then our partner says they love us blah blah blah, we get some text about what's happening tomorrow and it's prolly the baby challenge or something equally stupid and ridiculous, and then we cuddle up and go to bed.

• If everything I just said is in next week's hideaway scene, everyone who likes this post owes me $10. I'm just playing, we all know everything I said is definitely happening. Keep your money💖

#y’all they losing me it’s time to wrap this season up #litg #love island the game #litg s7 #litg season 7 #litg stick or twist #litg mc #litg bryson #litg willow #litg daphne #litg rafael #litg uma #litg bonnie #litg travis #litg vicky #litg evan

[mediumstrength]

SXF MANGA REREAD: CHAPTER 1

The conclusion of the second season has left me alone and bereft please join me as I fill the void.

We start with some bitchin spy action

oh shit

Truly the first few chapters are why I think you see so many people upset about the series settling into a slow burn family comedy. You start off with some juicy Hollywood movie shit here. Assassination! Straight off the bat! Cars careening off bridges! Great stuff.

Now, it’s time for a little quick exposition. We got two countries, they don’t like each other, they are using spies, blah blah.

SHODDY WORLDBUILDING:

In Japanese they are straight up written Eastern Country and Western Country (with “Ostania” and “Westalis”) in furigana. Tatsuya Endo, please.

There is one spy who’s the best tho

Here he is!! It’s our boy!!

He’s bamboozled that bad guy out of those silly pictures!! Time to also be mean to the dude’s daughter.

lol what a dick

A NOTE ON FASHION:

“Robert” is not as fashionable as “Loid,” the double breasted suit was already on the way out in the early 60s (The SXF vibe seems to be early 60s? Except when it isn’t?) being replaced by the single breasted suits we generally see him wearing. Edgar also is wearing a double breasted suit, but he doesn’t seem like the type to worry about fashion trends.

Loid however does seem to really care about looking sharp, and I’m proud of him for that. It’s basically his only non spy-related interest. Maybe someday he will have two interests!

Loid gives Karen a new complex, and then waltzes out of her life. Onto the next mission!

SHODDY WORDBUILDING:

Berlint 😂

On the train to Berlint, Loid learns that he has to become a fake dad for silly bullshit reasons that are vital to world peace. This silly bullshit is called Operation Strix, and it is so, so important. The most important mission ever.

I wonder if there’s some significance to the name Strix? It’s a mythological creature, but also a genus of owl. In Japanese it’s written 梟, which literally means owl, so maybe the mythological part is not intended?? I want to know more.

The early art is weird at times

ON THE SPELLING “LOID”:

I hate it.

The real estate guy asks him if he has a girl or a boy, and he says he doesn’t know yet. I feel like I should hate these jokes where Loid says something mind-blowingly suspicious, but I actually love it every time.

Anyhow! On to step two: secure a child.

Tatsuya Endo has a real talents for making just the most detestable jerks. I love to hate you, drunk shitty orphanage guy!

It’s her!! It’s Anya!! The early art is, again, a little weird here.

The absurdly hard crossword puzzle is such a good gag.

Daughter acquired!

ON THE TRANSLATION “PAPA”:

I love it. There’s no real equivalent to “chichi” in English, so they went with something that means dad, but is also a little weird and a little baby talk-y. Perfect. I watched a couple episodes of a fan sub of the anime, and they translated it as “Daddy” which is cute but is simply not weird enough. Anya is a Weird Little Girl.

Anya immediately begins helping, by acting deeply weird and suspicious. We love it.

I love that Spy Wars is just always on somehow.

Onwards! They go out and do some shopping! Anya is a lot! Loid doesn’t understand her! He goes to his local library about it, which is kind of adorable? And gives an early glimpse into a fundamental aspect of his character. With enough information, Loid can accomplish anything. He is certain of this. He has built his whole life around this concept.

LOID HAS NEVER HAD FUN IN HIS LIFE:

You are accidentally playing hide and seek with your daughter somehow, with no idea that it is even happening. Amazing.

Anyhow he finally barricades her in the fucking house lol

It’s Franky!! I love you, Franky.

He tells Loid that his new kid legally does not exist, and has been returned to the orphanage 4 times, and Loid decides not to look further into any of that. Greatest spy in the west.

Meanwhile Anya is causing problems. I love her.

Edgar is back, which doesn’t make sense because the Edgar stuff was happening in another city, but I guess Edgar is just also in Berlint now for some reason.

We get a brief flashback to Anya’s time as an Eleven-style lab rat, which is sad. What does “studying” entail? I think we will all be sad when we find out ☹️

Loid returns and we are treated to a sick. ass. fight. Loid takes a guy out with a can of tuna. He breaks a chair over a dude’s head. I think there was some commentary from Endo (maybe in Eyes Only?) about how using improvised weapons just hits harder. We know more about cans of tuna than guns or whatever. We can imagine what taking a tuna can to the face would feel like.

What a dick.

Anyhow, Loid bamboozles the same guy with the same trick a second time, bravely rescuing Anya, and now it is time for a sad flashback

Don’t cry, little german boy.

Anyhow, the world where kids don’t cry thing should be so corny, but they really pull it off somehow.

For some reason he decides to walk back into danger and beat those guys up?

When did he have time to set these traps??

Sick

Loid kicks everyone’s asses, and then, there’s Anya waiting for him, and she wants to stay with him. This is the moment. This is the moment where he realized, subconsciously, that he loves her. Consciously is still a work in progress. But like, he already cares about her so much. It’s been been like 2 days, and he’s gone from “I hate kids” to “I can’t abandon this little girl who I callously adopted to use for my own purposes”

(…This is the plot of the Despicable Me, isn’t it?)

This little scene on the streetcar warms my heart. Papa is a cool liar.

Ok, jesus christ this chapter is long. I didn’t realize that we also have getting into Eden happening the first chapter??

Anya takes the entrance exam, her cheating plan, as usual, does not really work out, but she does her best and she passes.

Loid experiences a single moment of relief and collapses 😂 The man is so powered by sheer anxiety that his body doesn’t know how to react.

Anya gets the mail, there is a little cute cuddling, and then, the kicker! We need a mama!!

Chapter rating 4/5

A little too much stuff happens in this first chapter, on reread. The streetcar scene is such a logical ending! The Eden test, and then the subsequent complication of needing 2 parents felt tacked on, almost like that should have been padded out a little and made its own chapter, but also I am eager to get to my girl Yor so 🤷‍♀️

Looking back on some of their earlier interactions, Loid has not been thinking through Strix logically from the start. This kid has no birth certificate, and she has been repeatedly returned to the orphanage like a naughty puppy for no obvious reason. She is (allegedly) 6 and she solved a crossword where one of the words was “symplectomorphism” with no adult assistance?? There are some questions he should be asking here, but instead he’s buying her posters and snacks.

He hasn’t had anything to love in so long, you guys. He’s going to love this kid with everything he has, it’s just going to be a long, long time before he understands that it’s love.

#sxf manga reread #spy x family

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

a one shot thingy, just fluff and cute shit with joker and his s/o taking his twin daughters (Annabelle and Annabeth are the names I picked out for them) out to the city they're staying in for the circus, the twins see a candy shop and they beg their parents to go in, it's far too cute to say no too, plus they have plenty of change left over afterwards.

THE FLUFF WARMS MY SOUL AAAAA

“You’re sure they can all handle things without us for a bit?”

“Eh? Don’t doubt our li’l Beastie, darlin’! She’ll run ev’rythin’ jus’ fine, plus ev’ryone else is there tae support ‘er.”

“Pff, I know, I just… I know they all also get restless without you around.”

JOKER gives a dismissive wave of his prosthetic hand toward his wife. “We got nothin’ tae worry ‘bout, beauty. They’ll live wit’out me f’r a couple hours. Lord, th’ only regret they got is I didn’t take Doll with us!”

(Name) chuckles. “We should one of these days, though. She loves spending time with the girls so much, and we’ve been doing well enough lately, she could use a break from having to do her act every single night.”

“Aye, we could all use that.”

Their more adult conversation is interrupted by their twin daughters, who have been walking a short ways ahead, suddenly running toward their parents. “Mumma! Papa!”

Annabelle tugs at her mother’s skirt. “There’s a candy shop down this way! Can we go in?”

“Pleaaaaase?” Annabeth grabs Joker’s prosthetic hand and swings it with her own.

Joker hums, and returns the gesture with Annabeth’s hand. He pretends to look awfully lost in thought. “Well, now, girls… I dunno… wha’ do ye think, Mumma, ‘ave they been good out t’day?”

All he gets for his trouble is a scoff and a nudge with his wife’s elbow. “Why do I hold all the power here? What about what Papa thinks?”

“Well, ye can’t go by Papa,” he grins. “Papa’s th’ pushover. He’s always gonna say yes tae ‘is baby girls. Mumma needs convincin’, so we know if she says yes, it ain’t jus’ ‘er bein’ nice.”

As if on cue, the twins turn their big eyes to their mother. (Name) thinks it really isn’t fair, Joker setting two weapons of mass cuteness on her like that. She was already in favor of letting everyone take a break and come into town; he thinks she’s not going to say yes to allowing her children to run semi-wild inside a sweets shop?

“You may go into the candy shop, girls, but on two conditions.”

Annabeth tilts her head. “Conditions?”

(Name) nods. “Conditions. That means there are two things you need to do, and if you do them, you can do into the candy shop.”

“Oh! Oh!” Annabelle practically shakes her sister with excitement. “We can do that, Mumma! What’s the conditions?”

She taps Annabelle on the nose. “The first condition is that if you go into the shop, you don’t make a mess. And if you do make a mess, either clean it up or let Papa and I know so we can help you clean it up.”

The girls look at each other, and after a silent conversation, turn back to their mother with a smile. “We can do that!” Annabeth beams.

“What’s the second one??” Annabelle asks.

“The second one is…” (Name) glances up at Joker with a playful expression. “We have to pick out some candy for all your aunts and uncles, too. And,” she adds, knowing her children’s limitless mischief, “it has to be candy that they like. Not candy that you pick out for them knowing they don’t like it so that you get it. Understand?”

Annabeth nods. “I’ll get caramel lollies for Auntie Doll!”

“Lemon drops for Uncle Snake!”

“Marzipans for Uncle Peter and Auntie Wendy!”

“Oh! Peanut brittle for Uncle Jumbo and jellybeans for Uncle Dagger!”

Annabeth gives her father’s hand a gentle yank to guide him down the walkway toward the candy shop. “What about you, Papa? What do you and Mumma want?”

“Awww, precious li’l thing.” Joker chuckles before sweeping both girls up into his arms, giving them each a kiss on the cheek as he walks. “Girls, ye can pick out any candy ye want f’r me an’ it’ll be part’a y’r share. The two’a ye an’ y’r mumma are sweet enough f’r me!”

(Name) reaches to hold the door open for her family. “I’ll second that sentiment, love. Come, girls. Let’s go pick out everything, and with the money we have left over, we’ll stop by the butcher and the vegetable market to find something we can make for dinner.”

Annabelle wraps her arms around Joker’s neck. “Papa, can’t we just have candy for dinner?”

That gets a laugh out of him. “Nice try, my wee thing! Papa’s gotta stop sayin’ yes tae ev’rythin’, doesn’t ‘e?”

“Well, not everything,” (Name) teases as she leans over to kiss him.

“Mm… but this?”

“This? Oh, most definitely. No candy for dinner.”

Joker feigns whining along with his daughters, and she doesn’t think she’d have it any other way.

#ofrolysdogs #Black Butler #Kuroshitsuji #Joker #scenario #platonic #romantic #familial #fluff #domestic #slice of life #PLEASE IT'S WHAT THEY ALL DESERVE #one hell of a queue

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

guess who’s back on her debbie gallagher defense???? me:)

so, i’ve seen A LOT of people who hate on debbie for this scene in 5x10. and honestly, i don’t get it???

so this is what people hate:

d: hey! how you feelin’?

i: mm… not feeling.

d: that’s an improvement. at least you’re not… swinging baseball bats at my head, heh.

was that insensitive? yeah, a bit. was it too soon? for sure. but was debbie also a 14 year old girl terrified out of her mind for her brothers well-being who was using humor as a coping mechanism/to try to cheer her brother up? yeah, she was.

that’s the kind of insensitive joke i could see mickey, carl, or lip making. in fact, the three of them have made their fair share of insensitive jokes. actually- do you guys remember when mickey used ian’s bipolar as a weapon to ian? (“oh, my names ian, i don’t know if i’m up or down or up or down! don’t mind me while i just go off acting like a crazy ass loon!) not enough people cared about that, but i see edits of this scene on tiktok all of the time like hating on debbie for it and shit. like- i can guarantee you she meant no harm whatsoever.

and, bonus- another scene people edit in season 5 that are acting like debbie was hating on ian is this scene when debbie says “he’s totally monica.” in another context, that’s so rude. but she didn’t mean it in an insulting way, fiona even said “don’t worry, debs.” it’s not like she was mocking ian or giving him shit for being ill. if anything, fiona did that even more. literally every single sibling (except for liam) compared him to monica in season 4/5.

and if you recall, debbie was THE ONLY sibling worried about ian from the start. and, she was the one who resorted to LITERALLY TORTURING sammi for fucking with ian and carl. she is so loyal and cared so so much and i’m tired of people taking random shit out of context to shit on her. believe me, as someone who likes debbie, there are plenty of scenes WITH context you can seriously use.

anyways debbie confirmed that ian is her fav sibling and i have plenty of little headcanons about them and they’re actually besties in my mind so stop saying otherwise because no they love eachother and they have such a cute big-brother-little-sister bond okay???????

#shameless #debbie gallagher #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #gallavich #shameless us #fiona gallagher #lip gallagher #carl gallagher #season 5 #shameless season 5 #debbie gallagher defense #shameless meta #meta #meta post #ian and debbie #debbie and ian #who wants me to post ian and debbie headcanons?? (jk idc if you do i’m doing it anyways)

[rocknrollsalad]

STWG daily prompt - Giving in & chill Steddie | t (all the jokes are vaguely sexual but it's pg) | 1765 words

“You’re like a child,” Steve groaned. What should be affection was pure annoyance as Eddie sat on their coffee table, staring straight into Steve’s soul, and begging him to play cards. 

“I’m nothing like those dweebs,” Eddie countered with fake annoyance, strumming his finger across the top of the deck to feel all fifty-two cards. 

Steve opened his mouth to say “yes you are” but shut it, pausing in thought, and trying again. “No, but they act like you. Equally terrifying but I meant an actual child. Four or five years old.” 

With furrowed brows, Eddie stuck his lip out a little 

“You need to be constantly doing things but when I say ‘let’s go for a run’ or ‘we could shoot hoops’ you–” 

Eddie started gagging, doubled over, and making loud vomit sounds until he started coughing in seriousness. 

“You do that. Even though your skin would not fall off if you stepped on a court. So, instead, you talk endlessly through the movie I was trying to watch and now you want to play games. Like a kid.” 

It was maybe a little too far but Steve was exhausted, adulthood was a little more work than he wanted it to be. A full day of work and then he had to make dinner, he barely wanted to eat it tonight after all the labor of preparing it. 

Robin had been bugging him to watch this movie for a week and Steve didn’t feel like doing anything else so it seemed like a perfect night. Eddie said he wanted to watch it too and then made it impossible for both of them to watch it. So Steve packed more frustration on top of everything else and maybe he wasn’t as nice as everyone thought. Sometimes it’s okay to just watch a movie and eat shitty pizza without putting on a three-ring circus for the boyfriend. 

“When are you even around five year olds?” Rather than give into the hurt feelings, Eddie matched Steve’s energy. 

“I dated, like, half of Hawkins High so, ya know, every babysitter in town.” 

“Aren’t the kids supposed to be asleep before you show up?” Eddie groaned, rolling his eyes. 

“Sometimes, yeah, but other times the kid is a little shit so the babysitter calls the cute athlete to come over and wear the thing out. Promises are made and definitely cashed in.” 

“Wear the thing out. Promising for our future, I’m sure.” 

“We can’t have kids,” Steve scoffed. 

“Adoption is a thing,” Eddie said, acting like Steve was the idiot in this situation. 

“I know the ways around the whole 'we can’t carry a child' thing, idiot. We, as a couple, can’t adopt because we can’t tell people we’re a couple.” 

“Oh…yeah,” Eddie deflated. 

Packing his annoyance into a groan, Steve leaned back. He debated putting his feet up on the coffee table to try and be a real bother here but couldn’t do it. It was one thing to be annoyed but he couldn’t be a dick on purpose. Not in this atmosphere, at least. It was fun when they were in on it, goofing off and stuff. 

After a long moment of silence, just enough to let Steve think he was going to get to pay attention to this movie, Eddie said “Do you ever use the moves you used on all those babysitters on me?” 

“What? No. We’re dating. I don’t have to, like, try and get into your pants. Usually, I’m begging you to put some on before Robin comes over.” 

“You’re never begging me to put my pants on, don’t lie.” 

“Every time she comes over. Literally. Every single time.” 

“I don’t hear you complaining about it.” 

“I’m not,” Steve groaned, hating having to admit that right now. 

“So not once? You never used anything from your bag of tricks?” 

“I mean, I’m not really that guy anymore.” Scratching at his forehead, the television screen got a lot more interesting. 

“Do it, though? Use them on me. C’mon. Pretend I’m babysitting some kids and they’re asleep in the other room.” 

“I don’t have to do that.” 

“Please, Steve! I’ll never ask for anything again, please, please, please-ah. Flirt with me like you’re trying to impress me and get into my pants.” 

“Yeah, not in the mood,” shoving up off the couch, Steve gave up. “I’m going to go take a shower.” 

It didn’t make any sense why Eddie would want to see this part of himself Steve tried so hard to get rid of. Everyone they hung out with listed those years of Steve’s as his shortcomings, his flaws. He wasn’t supposed to still use those moves so why was Eddie asking? 

The shower helped some, Steve felt better coming out than he did going in. At least until he got back to the living room where Eddie sat playing solitaire. He looked up and said, “The kids are sleeping and their parents won’t be home for hours.” 

The over-the-top seductive voice Eddie used had Steve nearly throwing up in his mouth. He shook his head and walked off to the kitchen. With no purpose, he opened the fridge and hoped it revealed what he needed. 

Eddie followed, catching up surprisingly quick and dropping his full weight to Steve’s back. It nearly landed both of them inside the fridge but Steve managed to save it. Yet Eddie kept leaning into it. Again, if he were in a better mood and it would have been well received, Steve would have taken a step to the left and let Eddie drop to the floor. He was half tempted to anyway. 

“Why won’t you use your moves on me?” Eddie whined. 

“Because they aren’t my moves anymore? Because you’re already with me? I don’t know, take your pick.” 

“It’d be so fun though. I want to see if I would have given in to the legendary Harrington charm.” 

“Oh, you would have.” 

“Prove it. C’mon, prove it. You know you want to.” From there it devolved into Eddie repeating “prove it” with increasing speed. 

“No,” Steve said, making the word as short and forceful as he could. With resignation, he grabbed a soda off the top shelf and moved from the fridge. 

“Would it help if I put on a whole, like, outfit?” Eddie asked. 

“It’s not going to make me change my mind but I would love to know what your babysitter outfit is.” 

“You don’t know what I have in my closet, there’s some surprises.” 

“Uh, you mean the clothes I unpacked because you were content to keep taking them out of the garbage bags you hauled them here in?” 

“Shit, no? I have other clothes?” 

“Are they different from the ones in the laundry? Because we wash our clothes together.” 

“Maybe I clean them on the days it’s my turn, okay? You wanna take this to court?” 

A smile cracks on Steve’s face. “I just wanna see this outfit, ya know? Might put me in the mood.” 

“Oh my god! Would it?!” 

“No,” Steve groaned, throwing his empty hand in the air. “And you don’t have the outfit.” 

“I could put something together but, whatever, man. I’m the last resort babysitter. Not the first call but the parents are desperate.” 

Nothing that threatened to come out of Steve’s mouth was kind. Even in his sour mood, he was smart enough to know to say nothing. He looked at Eddie to let him know both how wide he left the insult door open and how lucky he was. 

“No, that’s even better! I’m like the struggling first-time babysitter who is desperate for help and I heard you’re a good help. I don’t know about the cost though,” Eddie said with a little shimmy. 

“Definitely not. It’s not happening but it’s really, really not happening without me knowing you want it to.” 

Eddie pressed his hands together and gave the saddest pleading eyes Steve had ever seen. “I definitely want it. Please?” 

“But it’s so stupid. I already got you and with way better moves.” 

“I know but I just want to know. No! I need to know. For science! For mankind! Hell, for womankind too! Everyone needs the full Steve Harrington experience and I can’t appreciate what I have now without knowing what I could have had, right?” 

Dropping his head to one side, Steve blinked rapidly for a second. “For science?” 

“Yes! I mean what if it doesn’t work on me? That needs documented. 

“What? No, it would have worked on you. Without question.” 

Eddie took a breath and slowly started to smile. “Ah, so that’s what works. It wouldn’t have, I couldn’t stand guys like you in high school?” 

“Guys like me? If I was any more your type, it’d be a Weird Science situation. You made me on a computer.” 

“At least I kept your tits reasonable then,” Eddie mocked. 

“You love jocks, I bet I’d just have to knock on the door and you’d be shedding clothes.” 

Eddie tried to sulk about it but he crumbled, lighting back up and moving anxiously around the kitchen floor. “Do it, do it, doitdoitdoit! Just, like, fifteen minutes? If you don’t like it we can put a movie on and I’ll make you popcorn. The Jiffy Pop stuff even.” 

“Eddie,” Steve half-heartedly tried. 

He was already too close to caving, which he hated, Eddie had this effect on him though, and as much as Steve tried to fight it, he’d do anything for the guy. No one said he had to do it happily or instantly though. Steve loved him but he was still going to complain. 

“I’ll do the next loads of laundry and I’ll cook dinner tomorrow night!” 

“Well, are we trying to have fun or are you trying to kill me?” 

“Har har, you know I’ll put a frozen pizza in the oven.” 

Steve pondered that and nodded. “Yeah, okay, but will you clean the bathroom?” 

Eddie walked in a little circle, groaning the whole time, head dropped back to look at the ceiling. “Yes,” he finally said.��

Steve did not think that would work, they needed to barter for chores more often. Heaving a sigh to sell his own performance, Steve rolled his eyes. “Fine. If it’ll get you to calm down and give me a peaceful night? Let’s do it.” 

“Fuck! Yes!” Eddie nearly screamed, fists in the air as he did a bit of headbanging. 

“Go put on your babysitter outfit but don’t work too hard because I will have you out of it in that fifteen minutes.” 

#hey everyone come see what i wrote now #stwgdailyprompt #(this got a very very half asleep edit so I'm sorry) #(i also don't know how well this counts for 'chill')

[viscountessevie]

Idk if and when you'll start answering benophie asks again but I cant help but notice how all the 🌼 that shit on aofag by saying its classist and elitist are also the same people who don't want to see that story played out on screen. It's such textbook virtue signaling and I'm tired of it. Like just say that you don't relate to to sophie or her story of trauma and abuse, just say that you want a story about two rich people going to balls and falling in love. There's nothing wrong with that. (1)

Related Ask I got about a week after(?): 

First off hii anon thank you for sending this in and waiting a while! 

Just a lot of shit happened on this blog and then when you sent this in I was trying to keep my blog ‘neutral’ because some people took offence to my post calling you-know-whos after a old timey disease and decided that we wouldn’t be impartial with our poll results which btw I apologise to everyone who is still waiting for it - I’ve been depressed (I’m fine don’t worry it just be like that sometimes) and my friends all have started school/work so life has happened we’re going to try to compile everything starting this weekend hopefully! Will come back with more updates when we’re ready to post. 

That tangent aside, that’s why I couldn’t answer right away and then everything on my blog happened but now it’s free rein, The Petty Viscountess is here and ready to answer all your anons venting and calling shit out on you know which fandom. Not even gonna bother giving them a cute nickname, they’ll whine. 

Let’s get into your ask, shall we! I don’t have more points to add to be honest - you said it all! 

Sophie saved their book!! And also we have Luke T to thank for making Ben even more likeable! Ben has his charming moments in the books but we all - even those of us who love him - gotta admit he was so creepy at times being so pushy. I think its good for us Benophines to accept that part of him in Book Canon and engage critically with that aspect of him. 

However that being said, you’re absolutely right about the way other subfandom fans can be so annoying about our ships by acting all high and mighty about their ship both being virgins. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that inherently and it can be romantic - but to act like that somehow makes their racist faves a morally better couple??? Do they realise they sound super puritan and like Church Pastors and Nuns who scared us former Christian kids into not having sex cos it was supposedly a sin?? 

It’s funny when you realise now most of them are trying to their couple out to be Kathony 2.0 in order to generate the hype for S3 its pretty sad that they don’t even believe in their own ship to let them be their own people.

To end this ask off I do wanna reiterate two very poignant points you made in your ask: 

I'm disinterested in half the bridgerton ships but I don't go around pretending to have a good reason why.  

They're already getting their season a year early, just leave us to our misery and they enjoy the content you get instead of constantly rubbing it in our faces. Every single ship is annoying but *god* their egos have inflated to the size of a bounce house lately. 

I have no idea why That Subfandom is so hellbent on everyone liking them and their ship so damn much. Like just accept that the show version have shitty versions of those characters and that majority of your fandom are racist assholes so the rest of us want nothing to do with you!! Be secure in yourselves and accept that you don’t need anyone else’s validation - yall have shown yourselves that you’re are deluded enough anyway. 

[I always say this but just a reminder: the only valid ones are most of the time Book Polins who hate the show version and are upset their fave chars have been character assassinated - I actually have a Polin who sent me an ask about this! I didn’t forget you - I’m just putting tgt a list of positive rep for you anon so hang in there <3. Also there is ONE rare person I’ve talked to who does critically engage with Show Pen so they’re okay - I just wish they would be more confrontational with their fandom tho.]

Back to you Benophie Anon: Your last line made me LAUGH OUT LOUD and LOUDER FOR THE RACISTS AT THE BACK: 

They're already getting their season a year early,... enjoy the content you get instead of constantly rubbing it in our face. *god* their egos have inflated to the size of a bounce house lately.

Check yourselves @ you-know-whos!! Another season why we don’t like you, no one likes gloater and we get it Production Loves You so just stay in your corner! Leave us the fuck alone and stop being so self-righteous and trying to make your ship Kathony 2.0, they’ll never be Lord and Lady Bridgerton. Only Mr. and Miss for you. 

Anyways last thing: @ both anons who sent in their asks if you’re anti-racist/homophobia/sexist Benophies who don’t send doxxing threats, please hit up my friends Belle aka sophiamariabeckett and Michaela aka minim236 they need more sane Benophie mutuals/friends! We’re tired of finding out some Benophies here and/or Twitters are secret racists or homophobes [this ask got long so I’ll put the red flags in the comments] 

#Bridgerton #Ik I said I'd stop tagging Bridgerton but I am in a petty mood kdjhkad #Also anons are off and most of them are cowards to actually comment on my posts #The Bee Show #Any follow up asks you guys are dying to send - you can send off anon and ask to be anon 👍 #Bridgerton Asks #The Viscountess Answers

[deus-ex-mona]

WAY OF FT4: Chapter 3

guess they’re full throttle3 for now

previous part (chapter 2)

next part (chapter 4)

YUI: If you keep on insisting on being right, you can just go at it by yourself.

YUI: You’ll have an easier time with singing if a guy like me wasn’t around. Wouldn’t you, RIO?

RIO: …

DAI: …

MEGU: Hmm. Didn’t you go way too far with that?

IV: …Oi, YUI.

MEGU: Here it comes.

IV: Were you really serious about that?

IV: You’re not going to be performing at the live?

YUI: Wh-what’s with… the switch to “Lecture Mode”...?

IV: I’m not lecturing you. All I’m asking is if you had meant the words you said.

IV: We’re the main feature at this live, and the stage was even made to our specifications.

IV: Our other co-stars were also understanding of it when they accepted the offer to perform alongside us. 

IV: And, more importantly, there are fans of ours who are looking forward to the live.

IV: In a situation like that, a person who’s set to perform onstage shouldn’t be expressing a refusal to perform.

YUI: What the heck… So you’re lecturing me after all.

IV: So? Did you mean what you said earlier?

YUI: …I did.

YUI: “Do it for the sake of the fans who cheer us on”… or “Do it for the sake of our staff and co-stars who support us as we go”…

YUI: I don’t really get stuff like that.

IV: …I see.

IV: Take the day off tomorrow, YUI.

YUI: Eh…?

IV: Use the time to calm down and reflect on just how irresponsible your earlier words were.

YUI: (Tch… What the hell’s up with IV? He acted as though I was the only one at fault—.)

YUI: I wonder if everyone’ll be at practice today—...

YUI: (When’s the last time that I had an entire day off? I don’t have anything I wanna do, so I have way too much time to kill.)

YUI: (Walking around town aimlessly gets real boring too.)

YUI: (Maybe I’ll call someone up to hang out with. A guy who’d be down to fool around would… be…)

YUI: Wait…

YUI: What the heck?! My phone’s dead!

YUI: (I must’ve been so pissed off yesterday that I forgot to charge it.)

YUI: Tch… What the hell do I do now…

Model: Huh? Is that you, YUI?

YUI: …Ah?

Model: What’s a celeb like you doing here? Hey, do you remember me?

YUI: (...She’s cute, but… who is she again?)

Model: Hey! You’re the one who said that you’d root for me a ton in my modelling career, didn’t you?

Model: We’ve worked together before, y’know? And also…

YUI: Ah—... Sorry, but I’m kinda busy now. So see ya around.

Model: Eh… H-hey…!

YUI: (Maybe I was too cold to her. But today’s my precious day off… And I’m just not in the mood to deal with her.)

YUI had once thought that being pampered and spoiled was not a bad thing at all, and he had enjoyed it to the fullest. Additionally, just the single act of bursting into song had been able to make his spirits soar.

But—

Nowadays, his mind was filled with thoughts of wanting to give even better performances, as part of an even cooler version of Full Throttle4.

YUI: (And yet, RIO nitpicks at each and every single thing I do… and I end up angering IV too…)

YUI: (But even I’m thinking things through too! Argh, geez! I’m getting real pissed off!)

Girl: Hey Gramps!

YUI: …!

Right before YUI’s eyes was a girl, who looked to be a Middle School student, showing her grandfather around the town.

Girl: Hey Gramps, this is your first trip to Tokyo, right?

Girl: This town is totally awesome! Look, there’s a ton of people around—

YUI: …!

YUI: (Oh shit… Our eyes met…)

Girl: Gramps! Look!

#GAY OF FT4 #fedora translations4 #just honeypre things #petulant child yui is real: the chapter

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More Prince of Tennis headcanons (cause I finally found all 179 eps!):

Every once and a while Tezuka will look down at Echizen and go “I would take a bullet for you” and Echizen just responds with “k” every. single. time

The team has given up on getting answers out of Tezuka. They’ve asked him a million times why he says this and every single time he acts like it didn’t happen

Fuji says “it’s like a reflex for him at this point” and that’s the closest thing to an answer the team will ever get

Sometimes when Echizen is being a smug little shit Oishi will just pick him up by his collar and carry him away. Like a mama cat wrangling her baby

I was reminded that Oishi comes from a family of doctors but the idea that he doesn’t know how to use a first aid kit properly makes me laugh

Kaido, Eiji, and Echizen would be the funniest trio ever. Cause I’m just imagining Echizen being an arrogant little shit and pissing someone off

Kaido getting mad at at said person when they get pissed off at Echizen and trying to start a fight with them

And Eiji being dramatic as fuck (cause you know… youngest child) and yelling shit like “yeah Kaido fuck him up he made chibi cry” while Echizen is trying to make himself cry on command

Honestly I’m kind of convinced that Inui’s drinks have made the team immortal. It would honestly be the least surprising plot twist of the whole series if Inui said “I’ve made us Devine beings”

I think they also wouldn’t be surprised I think they would all have the same reaction that’s something along the lines of “with all the hell you put us through the next one better give me fucking super powers”

Now like the queer bitch I am I will bring sexuality into this

I think Echizen is aroace or demi. I’ve been watching this little brats dumpster fire of a love life for 100 episodes and I can safely say I don’t think he wants or needs one

Tezuka: that’s a pansexual man if I’ve ever seen one. I just have a feeling that he wouldn’t be tripped up by things like gender

Fuji: demi I don’t know I just have a guttural feeling like you have to reach level 100 of friendship for Fuji to even think about looking at you romantically

Eiji: bisexual when this bitch showed up on screen doing his little flips and tricks I was like “that is a raging bisexual” just something about doing the most in something as simple as tennis gives of bi energy

Oishi also pansexual like Tezuka I feel like he wouldn’t really care about gender if he thinks they’re cute the he thinks they’re cute you know?

Momo another raging bisexual emphasis on the raging. He’s gotten into actually fights with people about his sexuality

The team has had to pull him off of people while he kicks and screams

The whole team secretly thought it was hilarious but they still had to “scold” him afterwards just to keep up appearances

Kaido also gives me demi vibes I don’t really know how to explain it other than it fits him

Inui is demi and ace this man will fall for one person and will stay in love until they do something irredeemable

Kawamura I can’t really tell if he’s 100% gay or 100% straight but something tells me it’s one of the two. Cause I can’t really picture anything else

Also coach Ryuzaki is a lesbian. Does she have a granddaughter? Yeah. Does that prove anything? No

I also can’t imagine anyone on the team being neurotypical like something tells me they’ve all gotten an adhd or autism diagnosis at one point in their life

Am I just projecting at this point? Absolutely. Can you stop me? NEVER!

You know that one tiktok audio that goes “we’ve both got autism haven’t we?” “Yeah” “well that’s good to know”

That’s Seigaku’s dynamic and a nutshell and I love it

#prince of tennis #tenipuri #ryoma echizen #tezuka kunimitsu #shusuke Fuji #kaoru kaido #inui sadaharu #momoshiro takeshi #Takashi kawamura #Eiji kikumaru #oishi shuichiro #ryuzaki sumire