#he goes

[oifaaa]

I know you prefer jason and Tim's "rivalry" to be Tim thinking everything's about him while jason doesn't know who he is (and I agree it's hilarious) I think for your time skip au, jason should totally knowing beef with Tim.

not for Robin reasons but since jason doesn't get to beat up his dad he should get to beat up someone else's dad and he heard one of the robins after him is a shit dad so this counts towards his catharsis

(he still doesn't actually know Tim's name)

Jason makes it his mission that since he can't beat up his own shite elderly dad he'll just have to make do by beating up everyone else's shite dad's this just so happens to include Tim and also Dick

#ask #anon #tho maybe not dick #mostly bc when he sees his next target is Dick #he goes #oh sorry your too on the elderly side to beat up too #might accidentally break your hip #which really does more damage to dicks psyci then the actual beat down would have

[soda-sparkss]

may i offer you a clown shark in these trying times???

he can't talk, he can only say honka honk!

#can you tell my obsession has gotten out of hand? #hes a clown #and a shark! #two of my favorite things #welcome home oc #he goes #honka honka! #what a snazzy car he has too... #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #artists on tumblr #art

[lewmagoo]

one of the most frustrating things is when you say you don’t want to get married or have children and someone goes “you’ll change your mind!” like not everyone dreams of picking a partner and procreating, sharon

#my cousin can’t wrap his head around the fact that i’m single and childless by choice #he goes #‘oh some guy will come and sweep you off your feet!’ #like bitch #leave me alone

[hearts4juzi]

michael afton squeaks when startled do u get me

#he goes #EEK!!! #EEP!!! #you feel me?

[vanhelsingapologist]

“All will be well. All will be well!”

My DM wanted me to emphasize Vargas’ fears in his design. The slightly orangey tone of the makeup he wears to make Vallaki think he’s younger and stronger, the massive furs to look competent and imposing, the stately Vallakovich white streaks on full display, but disheveled and wild. I quite liked what it turned into!

#curse of strahd #Vargas Vallakovich sounds like Matt Berry in our game and honestly #I think that’s the best choice for any DM going forward. #he goes #“VAL-LAH-KEY” in three prominent syllables #ABYSMAL choice burgomaster #the stomps from the attic when he says his silly little “all will be well.” agh. chef’s kiss. #dungeons and dragons art #dungeons and dragons #dnd character #dnd fanart #dnd #dnd npc #dnd campaign #gonna make a post about our campaign later at some point? It’ll keep me going

[thequeenoffishburrito]

Regardless if you do or dont ship them, we all know kaeya and rosaria have fucked at least once in their life.

They were also likely drunk af...

And possibly inside the church.......

And someone definitely saw them and walked away out of fear/disturbance (either the dark knight hero on a mission and had the misfortune of being there, or the venti himself who heard a commotion in the church (who's also likely drunk af)).........

#he goes #textpost #text post #genshin #geshin impact #kaeya #kaeya genshin impact #kaeya alberich #rosaria #rosaria genshin impact #rosaeya #rosakae #kaeya x rosaria #rosaria x kaeya #lol the rest ofc is just funny shit but like fr you cant hoenstly tell me they havent fucked at least once #i had this idea for a similar comic where kaeya and rosaria are on a mission waiting somewhere (likely the church) to meet up with some #fatui to have this meet up so they can take them down and shit but its taking too long and so theyre bored and rosaria like pulls out a #strap on n shit and kaeyas like and intrigued and then like diluc is out on patrol waiting to ambush the fatui and he peaks inside #and has to hide and goes and the fatui are also there hiding along side him but theyre all too afraid to do any #thing ofc so theyre like just sitting there like i even thought if the church had windows venti like passes #by and just you see him do a comical big eye stare then turns away and vanishes like he saw nothing like ahdgehvdhdhddbdhhd #its so fucking dumb but its really amusing me and i wanna do it but im so tired and have too much to do and ahhhh #some writing got displaced in the tags but the thing i wrote for diluc was ayo what in the actual fuck is wrong with you guys????"

[krazfix]

a reminder that your man is made out of rubber:3

he has no fur nu uh

#he goes #squish squash #tadc #shoulda said “our man” smh #the amazing digital circus #tadc jax #krazfix's silly drawings

[antithcsis]

can’t help but think about that scene where in new girl when schmidt first meets cece he tells her “girl, i’m gonna marry you some day” (even tho we don’t know he said that until he actually married her) right before he puts money in the douchebag jar except make it so james is schmidt and regulus is cece

#he goes #boy… i’m gonna marry you some day #and regulus can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it and rolls his eyes #BUT IT HAPPENS!!!! #ohhh wait and then sirius is jess #remus is nick #peter is winston #I LOVE NEW GIRL #i can’t believe i didn’t think of this sooner #someone else probably did tho #anyways #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #remus lupin #sirius black #marauders

[chryblossomjjk]

….

#yall mechanic came to fix my moms dryer #she’s at work so i gotta interact with him sigh #so it’s an older guy #n hes like asking me if i have a bf and shit #so i said no #and hes like oh a young cute girl like you is single that’s a shame #.————. #AND THEN #HE GOES #YOURE A SENIOR IN HIGHSCHOOL RIGHT #LIKE ERM #SO YOU THOUGHT I WAS A TEENAGER #N U STILL SAID SOME WEIRD SHIT TO ME ???? #BRUV

[bea-lele-carmen]

Mark: Would you like to go with me? Daria: Where? Mark: Wherever I'm going. Daria: Are you *really* asking? Mark: Is that your *real* answer?

#Go with him #Wherever #he goes #Yes #zabriskie point #Finding each other #selfless love #Far #From #The #Conformist #Society

[themorrtuary]

Fun thing about being a jew dating a Mexican, there's barely any kosher food in their house- like individual pieces of food like meats or veggies by themselves?? Sure. But like.. left-overs?? No- whenever we're at his house his dad is always like "Why would you bring him over today! We're having something pork based!" And then sends our bf to the store to pick something up so he can make food for us too. It's so funny to us that his family is so supportive in such an aggressive way.

Fun fact though! We can eat the tacos and fajitas when they have them because thankfully they don't put cheese on them! (They just- have to make beef for us if they're having pork, hehe)

-🪲Robbie🪲

#all this is because everytime we come over #when we get hungry #he offers us some kind of pork #(literally every time) #and then does a double take when he remembers we cant eat it #he goes #“welp i guess no food for you this time” #jewish #did system #did #kosher problems lol #did osdd #actually plural #osddid #dissociative system #actually dissociative #plurality #actually did

[quil12]

I started replaying BoTW and I always forget just how much I love Revali until I get to the Vah Medoh section. I absolutely love how he just bullies Link the whole time. Like it's literally like:

Revali: "You'll need to find yourself a map."

Camera: *Slowly pans through an extremely straight hallway to the point where the map is*

Revali: "Can you make it there?"

#botw #i love that man #my favorite thing is when youre fighting windblight #and if you get low health #he goes #'hurting are we?' #and i just lose my shit if that happens #i think its so funny

[leviathans-watching]

one of my teachers called me kiddo today i’m 😭🥲

#he goes #how you doing kiddo #and i go #tired #and he goes #looks like it #from: levi

[sketchy--sketches]

Look at this dude

Having the time of his life

#hes just #he goes #xurkitree

[charlescherie]

someone please explain to me why does charles go for double lip licks like he's a little kitty sipping her milk

#he goes #mlem mlem

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

#this is just me ranting sorry #im very tired and hungry #and i want to sleep but brain go brrrrr #well i used to be nice and smart and now im neither of those or however the song goes #pretty sure he was exaggerating cause looking back. it was good. but some of the wording was a lil wonky #adhd #actually adhd #executive dysfunction #actually neurodiverse #adhd paralysis #adult adhd #attention deficit hyperactivity disorder #adhd hacks #academia #neurodivergent #adhd skill regression #confessions of a burnt out gifted kid #<< i guess #former gifted kid #burnt out gifted kid #gifted kid burnout #realizing i sound rly pretentious here sorry -- formal speech patterns i picked up as an autistic child and never put down again haha