#he grew on me ok

[luna-lovegreat]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage' #'give me the boys I'll talk to them' #to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through' #'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious' #'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me' #Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle' #technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :) #love you guys #:)

[bnnywngs]

wei wuxian being adopted by wen ruohan is not only the third young master of qishan, no one fear him, and frankly, they prefer him over wen chao

no, wen wuxian would be the annoying 13yo who would give a scroll to his sect leader predicting the outcome of the war the wen want to start, with two outcomes possible - wen ruohan dead and the war is lost, or wen ruohan win, but dies later because of rebels - and why they should not put this plan forward

wen ruohan is the tired guardian of a genius child (he thinks wei wuxian is right)

(and sends him to gusu to study when he's 15 after wei wuxian's non stoping begging, in the end, it's a ✨ vacation ✨ to wen ruohan)

(somehow he has to deal with two eloping teenagers now and a very angry lan qiren)

#mdzs #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #wen ruohan #wen wuxian #lan wangji #lan qiren #mdzs headcanons #mdzs imagine #wei wuxian is a genius #teen wwx #happy wei wuxian #a wwx who did not suffer abuse through childhood and grew up as a meat shield #he knows his feelings ok #grandpa wen ruohan #that's my guilty pleasure ok don't judge me #bnnywngs imagine #bamf wei wuxian #wangxian headcanon #sorry for bad eng or typos it's literally 2:35am

[catmanbowser]

Damian got taller (lol) to me he’s like 156-158 cm short king forever :p

His crocs grew tho teehee

#damian wayne #dc #catman's art #me?? drawing a full body chara?? yeah i was at gun point #tumblr fucks up my post i had to do everything all over sgain damn #‘he grew tall when hes batma-‘ shut up i dont care :3 #thihs is my headcanon and he is a short king end of story #it gives him advantages ok. like..um…umm..fits into ur pocket… #anyways i survived midterm and still have a week left i thought it was gonna b hard but tis just rlly tiring #doing the bare minimum here

[angelsdean]

images that are just young dean / stanford era dean 2 ME 

#shorter haired ones are more stanford era (tho i am a dean grew his hair out truther) but i also have conflicting headcanons #swoopier 90s hair is 19 yr old dean 2 me #like yeah i know he was still under john's thumb but also john was barely ever around anyway so there was time when he had swoopy hair ok #stanford era dean #young dean

[lighthouseas]

as a resident bagel lover and therefore bagel expert, here is how the party eats their bagels. i'm right.

mike: toasted plain bagel with plain cream cheese. he likes what he likes even if it's basic. probably doesn't eat bagels that often but when he does he savors them.

lucas: toasted everything bagel with plain cream cheese. can be persuaded to have chive and onion cream cheese instead on occasion. max wipes the seeds off of his face because they get EVERYWHERE (i eat everything bagels a lot. i promise this is true)

dustin: okay so he's very very meticulous about spreading cream cheese. but the kicker is. he does not actually eat cream cheese on his bagels. he prefers them toasted with butter, which gets him some Looks but it's what he likes and he's happy with it. however, whenever the party (mainly max) is having issues spreading cream cheese, he is always happy to help and proportions the cream cheese EXACTLY RIGHT every time (he's so me)

max: bagel sandwiches all the way!!! egg and cheese on a bagel. sausage egg and cheese on a bagel. tomatoes and veggies and cream cheese on a bagel etc etc. do not make that girl eat open face bagels she WILL kill you

will: LOX EVERYTHING BAGELS (he's so me) with everything on them are his absolute favorite, but since he doesn't always have everything to make them in the house, he's fine w a toasted everything bagel with plain cream cheese and lox :) or just cream cheese. will is the Resident Bagel Enthusiast i think because he is just like me fr

el: untoasted bagels all the way for her (or VERY lightly toasted. but that's pushing it) with strawberry cream cheese. plain or sesame do just fine for this, but she also does like to indulge in the occasional cinnamon raisin bagel + strawberry cream cheese. she is the Resident Strawberry Cream Cheese Enthusiast. she loves it a lot

#now i want an open face bagel and lox #yes i have jewish heritage btw my grandpa was jewish #so i grew up eating a lot of jewish food #bagels and lox is. probably my favorite #also i adore the concept of will being jewish and loving bagels and lox #is this me projecting? probably. but we are the same person actually so no it isn't 🙄 /j #also shoutout to noah for kickstarting this idea in my brain #even though he DOESN'T LIKE CREAM CHEESE 🫵🫵🫵🫵 #it's ok noah i still love u . despite your distastes for the cheese of the cream. #ok anyway #stranger things #mike wheeler #lucas sinclair #dustin henderson #will byers #el hopper #max mayfield #byler #< they eat bagels together ! #st.txt

[yuhenglesbian]

Thinking once again somehow of how important it is to me that when Wei Wuxian came back to life in Mo Xuanyu's body, the only two people who recognised him were Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng.

Nothing is more proof of the fact that Jiang Cheng cared deeply for Wei Wuxian. Yes, he was hurt and there was anger but the fact that he held onto his rage and grief for years doesn't read to me as, "he hated Wei Wuxian so much he never forgave him for anything." Rather it reads as anger being the manifestation of Jiang Cheng's grief around losing his brother and closest confidant.

#i think about it a lot actually #but my lord #jiang cheng's hate and anger are all so closely tied to his love for people and his feelings of failing them #rather than “jc hates wwx” its “jc hates (the fact that he couldnt be there for) wwx (when wwx needed him)” #and like that's ok!! he was dealing with losing everything he knew and grew up with #and the circumstances made nothing easier #its actually been years so i cant go into a full analysis bc i dont rmbr a lot #but understanding grief and anger and how close they are are so central to understanding jc #mdzs #cql #fari's all-time faves #i think that's a better way to tag stuff like this #but god urgh. i love them all so much #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #not chengxian let me make this clear #this feels so incomplete but i dont want to go indepth bc if im wrong about details that'll be very embarrassing for me and i'll have to die

[pickled-flowers]

Also just because you get annoyed by something someone is doing doesn't mean they are evil you can leave us alone

#this is about autistic people. #that guy in you class that is always asking questions? he always raises his hand theres nothing wrong with it #it takes time in the class but that's how he makes sure he understands the subject #and meanwhile every other student decides hes an asshole #that girl who doesnt blink and who cant seem to have a linear conversation is not doing anything wrong #you dont like interacting with her but that doesnt say anything about her you can leave her alone you dont have to bitch behind her back #that person cant read social cues? why are you getting mad? can you shut the fuck up? #it is insane how often some of my friends talk about people who are clearly autistic and are mad at them #no its not because theyre autistic theyre just always interupting! #its not because theyre autistic they just make me uncomfortable! PLEASE LISTEN TO YOURSELF #i swear youre all asshole to us #no respect fr #its so annoying to see you run in a circle trying to justify calling someone an ass for doing literally nothing wrong #youre allowed to feel how you want about other people but you always jump to bullying #and whenever i try to make them realize they get so deffensive #just because you grew up with an autistic brother does not make you a fucking expert youre not even close to him!! #ok sorry im gonna go hit my bong im getting too angry lol

[sapphicflower-ao3]

bkdk is such a tame ship now i genuinely don’t know why ppl are still such haters. you are all so boringgg

#rani’s rambles #bakudeku #‘ewww it’s the toxic bully ship!!1!!1’ hannibal is literally one of the most popular ships on tumblr #and ur worried abt the 14 yr old boy who bullied his childhood friend before he grew jnto a beautiful person and made up for it #by almost dying for him and then actually dying #I CANT BELIEve… nothing ever goes his way this is so sick and twisted #bkdk get behind me I’ll protect you with my life #like i get if you just don’t like it. ships obviously aren’t for everyone #but if ur still like wow they would be so toxic… ok. ur so lame #soggy stale white bread lookin ass #IM SO ANNOYED anyway I’ll get over it by tomorrow

[karda]

if the show gets this far i really hope they can fix jason. his character has so much potential

#if his rivalry witj percy was about literally anything other than their parents and their egos .god #hes stronger than me and my dad doesnt like his dad #OK ? #he also grew up loved unconditionally. u grew up a soldier. its already there bro its already there #literally trained by a pack of wolves to be a fighter #i hope they never get to trials of apollo though #love those books #will neever read that chapter again #gutted me

[fluffykitteninabox]

listen I don't care what new lore nightbringer gives us or how it recontextualises the brothers' relationships

Mammon raised Satan and you pry this headcanon away from my cold dead hands!!

#I mean there's already contradictions since the flashback where mammon tells Luci that he made sure everyone is ok #and that he has no regrets about following him takes place in the HOL #but in nightbringer they start out living in the Damon lord's castle and then they move out #and by the time they're in the HOL they seem more settled than what that flashback implied #it would be weird for it to happen after because the brothers are acting mostly as we know them just less confident #they should still be grieving heavily if the flashback happens now #am I overthinking this? yes #has the story contradicted itself before? also yes! #but am I going to stop? #ABSOLUTELY NOT! #I haven't even decided in my mind if Satan formed as a full adult or a baby that grew really REALLY fast #but Mammon raised him and you cannot convince me otherwise! #I'm probably missing lore because I haven't even finished the main game yet and in nightbringer I'm on lesson 4 but I don't care! #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me satan #obey me mammon

[bobmckenzie]

anyone else

#this is about me overanalyzing Bob's relationship with his parents and being like omg he grew up with an awful home life hes so relatable<3 #girl the movie IS A COMEDY #but fr im just connecting the dots ok theyre the ones who put it in there in the first place #self shipping memes #selfship meme #self ship community #self shipping #self shipping community #fictional other memes #f/o community #fictional other #caitiechat #peanut butter and jelly donut

[taichouu]

A redraw + a self indulgent boobie action to destress .. He is quite handsome, I kept getting distracted.

#do you guys remember when i told that anon id never post my bazz art ... well. they won. #coffee break #bleach #bleach fanart #bazzard black #bazz-b bleach #he is so. mmm #I couldnt choose between his pink eyes and his blue eyes.. I grew up on pink bazz so </3 #If you see anatomy mistakes no you dont ok these were not meant to be perfect #life is hard when youre bazz's number one fan and yet never post content for him. sigh #Im so happy hes finally fitting in my style .. FINALLY- #wish hed just reject me so I can move on

[dotpyenji]

Release Date - May 14, 2019

Happy birthday/debut to Norwin lastname Dragalia!

#Dragalia Lost #Norwin #Dragalia #Norwin Dragalia #Norwin Dragalia Lost #wow. it's been 4 years? #Ok I'll be honest. I skipped Norwin's debut banner. #I got into Dragalia because of the first FEH collab #Which was right before Norwin's banner #But after the FEH collab I was like yeah I don't feel like playing DL #So I ended up not touching it for a month #Then I picked it back up again and the rest is history. #My initial Dragalia fave was Heinwald but then someone was like #'Norwin kind of seems like your type' #And while he wasn't an Instant Favorite #He grew on me pretty quickly #And has been my favorite character for 3+ years #Which I think is a new record? #But yeah I've changed a lot these past 4 years #Enough to say that the person I was when I drew my first Norwin fanart #And the person I am today #Are pretty different people #Maybe that's why I'm so attached to him (and Norwin/Orion as a ship) #Because they grew on me while I was in a critical maturing phase LMAO #Anyway he's so pretty #I don't know if I'll ever get the art skills to do him justice #Even now I'm kind of unsatisfied with this but it's not Horrible so I guess it's fine to post #Norwin the world!!! #If Norwin has one million fans I'm one of them if Norwin has one fan I am that fan et cetera #If you're still reading this I love you. Mwah mwah.

[txtistheloml]

no bcs im ab to cry what the fuck.

#im literally 18 turning 19 am i supposed to not even have a bit of privacy #i fucking hate it when people go through my things ok #n i found out my dad went through MY phone n my texts as well like wtf #and he said “we’ll have a talk ab this some time” #n like they took my phone #i dont fucking get it im not a fucking 10 year old can i have some fucking privacy #i grew up with them teaching me privacy is sth that should be respected no matter with who #and here they are looking through my fucking things #bro. #i cant fucking do this bro i wanna cry so bad #sorry for ranting lol #evelyn rambles

[amarantoestrella]

Thinking about how they say period sex creates a soul tie and now I’m not saying that it does but I will say that man won’t leave me alone.

Cw: period sex

Benkei is obsessed with you in general but also with fucking you when you’re on your period. It’s ab obsession of unhealthy levels. He says it’s because it’s easier to fit himself inside of you, he doesn’t have to use protection, and it’s good for your cramps and you know he just wants to be helpful and make you feel good… but something weird and strange is going on.

Strange as in you’ve realized he tracks your cycle, and always seems to have a free schedule that week. Weird as in, the underwear you wash and hang in the bathroom go missing more often than not and never seem to show up.

Most peculiar is his reaction when you are a few days late and then those few days turn into weeks and he waits, pacing and stalking and wondering if maybe you just don’t want to tell him when you’re on your period anymore. Is it not enjoyable for you? Are you suddenly turned off by it? He can do better, Keizo knows he can.

But that’s not quite it. When you tell him that you’ve taken multiple pregnancy tests and been to the gynecologist he is in shock. How could you be if he’s only ever cum inside when you were on your— oh God.

His heart aches with relief, gone are the worries of possibilities of you leaving him. You’re having his baby now, you’d be with him forever now.

#this was crack kind of I don’t know what I was thinking #I’m not in my right mind #true story this happened to me once #not with my bd or pregnancy but with this one other guy #in my duh fence.. I was unaware of this knowledge #and he really wanted to #and it wasn’t messy because you know what I will shut up actually I have shown my face here #anywho I have never written keizo before I hope this was ok #I think he’s a little bit insane but hides it well #the song obsesion fits him well to be honest #I know the underwear thing sounds weird but I was just taught to do that cuz I grew up without a washing machine #and you wanted to be discreet about them and not have your whole family see them on the line outside #♡— ranto writes

[tiggyloo]

I don't plan on reading the manga for a while (I want to get all the volumes first) so I have no idea if this was ever addressed anywhere. So as of right now I am choosing to believe that, after everything is said and done, Chilchuck goes and reconciles with his ex-wife. At least to the point of them being friends again. Because this makes me happy

#LEARNINF THAT HE AND HIS EX WIFE GREW UP TOGETHER ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED ME OK #phoebe be quiet #dungeon meshi