#he has the range

[nibbelraz]

He has the range

#svsss #luo binghe #bingqiu #WELL ITS IMPLIED?? #scum villains self saving system #scum villain self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #I've never seen a man go from sobbing his eyes out to murder faster then binghe and honestly i love him for it #hes sobbing crying and screaming one second the the next hes the most threatening man you've ever seen in YOUR LIFE #he HAS THE RANGE #I love him #my art #nibbelraz

[edasfang]

when u think about it it’s kinda funny that belos decided he would be hunter’s “uncle” rather than his “father”. there are many lies belos can tell for (what he perceives as) the greater good, but claiming that he fucked in a godless mariage is just taking it too far. doesn’t matter that no one here’s ever even heard of jesus

#HE IS SO FUNNY HE IS SO EVIL HE IS SO COMPETENT HE IS SO PATHETIC #HE HAS THE RANGE #emperor belos #philip wittebane #the owl house #toh

[bagel--bytes]

I think everyone is taking this Ryan Reynolds thing a bit too quickly. I think we should give every celebrity a chance to prove that they can mesh seamlessly with our evil dumpster fire of a culture and if not we banish them. I mention this specifically because if any celebrity can integrate flawlessly it might just be Ryan Reynolds. He has The Range™️

#ryan reynolds #tumblr #hellsite #nov 5th #he has the range

[dawntainbobbynash]

Bobby + going feral when his loved ones are in danger

Requested by anon

+ Bonus:

#911verse #daily118 #911edit #bobbynashedit #bobby nash #911 #mine. #gifs #bobby #flashing gif. #love how this ranges from being overly enthusiastic to being .5 seconds away from murdering someone #he has the range

[variousqueerthings]

my first timothy olyphant thing was actually santa clarita diet, so I was surprised when most of the rest of his oeuvre turned out to be suave western man and not permanently anxious husband who jitters like a chihuahua in the rain

#i mean... we can debate if raylan is anxious #but on the micro level he is Cool youknow #he SHOULD be fucking anxious it's a bad time all around #timothy olyphant #santa clarita diet #he has the range

[singing-cicada]

List of people Zagreus Hadesgame should get to hang out with and reasons:

1. Soldiers and battlefield healers - lots of blood so it's an easy anchor + Ares lets him wander around and Thanatos is usually already there so he can take him home before he starts fainting

2. Fishermen - he stands in puddles of fish blood as he fishes for surface sea life. All the fisherman are initially confused at a half-on-fire-man hanging out at the docks until he casts his line. At some point he starts asking them for the names of what he's caught and they decide to teach him more about fishing in general.

3. In the same vein: butchers - he is honestly just curious and hangs around. He has a lot of fun people watching, and accidently becomes a symbol of good fortune; if he visits your shop then you have a lot of experience under your belt from many years of work and/or have a lot of product. It's a correlation of amount of blood, past and present, that makes it easier for him to anchor to a butchers experience and prosperity. Butchers star putting out stools with bowls of fresh blood underneath to invite his attention.

4. Midwives, new mothers, and newborns - he has seen a lot of lives ending, but seeing one begin??? Breathtaking. He's very polite and after every stops being terrified that he's here to claim/kill/curse/bless the baby he becomes a comfort. He's present at a lot of successful births so at first he's considered good luck. When's the first time he was present for a still birth, he was very gentle, he promised the (should have been) mother to carry the babe himself, to bring her to rest. They midwives no longer considered him an omen; he was a comfort at loss and a companion in joy.

5. Prepubescent/adolescent girls - more specifically before or as their periods start. Women make the connection between bleeding in labor to bleeding monthly and tell their daughters to ask for his help. Some for health, some for strength, some for relief.

6. Anyone who stumbles across his mother's cottage while he's visiting - most people know to clock him as a deity or associated figure so there really respectful. He'll offer them some produce and a flower of their choice if their polite. If he finds someone has already taken they are either 1. Allowed to leave with the items if he can tell they're desperate or acted in good faith that the house was abandoned or 2. Promptly removed with warranted force if they acted out of greed/blatant disrespect for the occupant (his mom). Weird stories start spreading that the garden is so abundant because he waters it with blood or that the house used to belong to a midwife who attracted Zagreus's attention with all the blood soaked into the wood.

It becomes almost like his first shrine: rumours have made it clear not to steal from the garden or enter the house, so people leave offerings on/outside the fences. Bloodied sheets, fish bones, seeds and dried flowers. Young women leave flower crowns when they stop bleeding, and young men leave laurels when before and after battle; his aid in spilling blood and thanks that their heart still beat.

#hades game #hades supergiant #zagreus #there is an even longer more poeticly dense versuon of this in my drafts #I just think he should get to experience life as much as death and get to be know as a protecter and friend to women #and a comfort and ally to the dying #he has the range

[chaotic-aro-incarnate]

Can't believe that all the gender in the world belongs to a guy named Jeff

#jeff satur #he has the range #kinnporsche cast #kp cast #thai actor #thai artist

[see-arcane]

He’s Lenore tricked into eloping with the Grim Reaper. He’s Bluebeard’s latest wife set to join the (un)dead menagerie. He’s Shahrazad entertaining for her life. He’s R.M. Renfield locked up with only his thoughts and notes for refuge. He’s Dracula climbing the walls and drawing blood. He’s alive. He’s dead. He’s liminal. He’s the Maiden and he’s Death. 

Jonathan Harker is everything and I love all of him.

#he has the range #jonathan harker #dracula #re: dracula #dracula daily

[cryptocism]

Since you've drawn a lot with the kids, what are your thoughts on red tornado from young justice?

love him forever and ever. his like... long-suffering chaperone-at-a-school-dance dynamic with the team is endlessly hilarious to me. he's a supervisor in name only and he knows it. also the arc where he's fighting the courts to keep custody of his daughter is genuinely one of my favourites of the run

#asks #hero-in-high-tops #perfect vessel for both comedy and emotional drama #he has the range #the custody battle for traya storyline isnt talked about a whole lot because out of all the yj adventures its definitely not as wacky #but i love it a lot it was just a genuinely very good sweet story #watching santa get hit by an asteroid is infinitely more postable tho like i get it lmao

[barghesthowls]

#jonathan harker #dracula #dracula daily #polls #he has the range

[keepthedelta]

nico rosberg is for the girls with mommy and daddy issues

#he has the range #nico rosberg

[bougiebutchbinch]

favourite headcanon: Ed is wanted for 'performing unlicensed gender affirming surgeries' because he gave Izzy his double-masectomy

#ed teach #izzy the spewer #izzy hands #ed babygirl teach #ofmd izzy #just midwife AND gender affirming surgeon ed teach #he has the RANGE #my little guy

[burke-juliet]

conor mason could literally sing whatever and i'd be clinging to every note like my life depended on it

#CONOR SING ME TO SLEEP #listening to the new album #he has THE RANGE #i mean we already knew but again. sing forever conor #his voice in keeping you around got me like 💍💍💍 #nothing but thieves #jess.txt #conor mason #dead club city

[secondbeatsongs]

forbidden Narnia adaptation where Tim Curry is the white witch and David Bowie is Aslan, send post

#banned for being too confusingly sexy #it would fuck weirdly hard #and I wish it existed #narnia #sbs rambles #had this thought bcause I'm listenin to the audiobook #the part where Edmund meets Jadis #and I can't help but think #this would be so much better if Tim Curry #y'know? #he has the range #he could be as dramatic as the role deserves

[ickypuppi3]

#he has the range #billy hargrove

[scoobydoodean]

Sam Winchester is a physical and sexual omnivore. A beautiful meat and veggie appreciator.

He is not shy, he is not afraid to consume meat into his body.

He is not a vegetarian. He is not made of meat substitutes.

He can and will eat delicious homemade burgers

and he—sure as shit—is not going to let a fine greasy meat man meal go to waste.

#he is literally not a vegetarian. He just likes veggies and shakes and smoothies and trying health foods. #he has the range #Dean could never. too set in his ways to appreciate a world of possibilities smh #high sodium freak #8.14