#he is a lanky buff kind man

[chessb0r3d]

Dir.k ja.ke shippers gotta stop shitting on di.rk j.ohn like their ship even had even one on screen conversation.

#i understand the dynamic but i dont like it #do whatever you want forever #look man. ive seen jak.e be replaced by his persona that he wants people to see him in fanarts resulting the fandom diek jkae #jak.e skinwalkers everywhere i go #dont convince me hes any kind of buff or muscle. hes lanky as fuck to me

[katasstrophy]

Bruh Nagi being buff as hell after Manshine's training 🥰🥰🥰

sammy you deadass bout to make me objectify this man on main SO BAD this has been running something of a small marathon in my head so 😵‍💫😵‍💫 pls accept my humble word vomit

cw. [n]sfw. mdni. pro player! nagi + aged-up characters. bit of body worship(?) you ride his abs. nipple play (m. receiving). subby nagi (but he's actually a switch >:) + some fluff bc he's so baby :(

note. a bit rambly oop soz it’s bc i went insane. i describe how he looks like to ME (re: hot as fuck) but i guess y'all can read it too hehe<3

1.4k words -> how could you ever hope to keep your hands to yourself when nagi's body looks like that.

i feel like unless you have prior knowledge of the fact that nagi is a pro athlete, from a cursory glance, your first thought upon seeing him wouldn’t be “hmm i bet that dude is built like a brick house.” it doesn’t help that nagi’s basically the unofficial king of athleisure — his closet’s chockfull of loose-fitting hoodies and sweats. he barely owns anything else besides those monochrome hooded tracksuits (and sportswear for practice, i guess he’d need some of that too lol) because he claims it’s the only outfit that gives him unlimited access to just lounge about basically anywhere he pleases. it’s what he genuinely finds to be the most comfortable style for him as well. but if you’re fortunate enough to get a peak underneath the layers of baggy clothes? dear god nagi’s built like a fever dream. amen you’ll eat so good then he’s a whole ass feast. 

i’m gonna brazenly speak my truth here so don’t come for me >:( but! from what you’d consider to be “a typical footballer’s physique”, purely from that perspective, nagi’s legs are… not that impressive. his stagnant motivation has much improved ever since he committed to making a career out of soccer, but that doesn’t mean his slacker tendencies haven’t followed suit. don’t get me wrong, he still puts his all into every game so his legs are still very much capable of making your mouth water, but you won’t catch him sprinting up and down the field at full speed if he can help it. packed with lean muscle, his thighs are thick, calves well-defined with a few bold veins thinly zigzagging down the taut skin like a lightning strike on the occasion you happen to catch him after a particularly gruelling conditioning session. but compared to some of his teammates whose legs seem to be carved from iron, he’s a bit.. overshadowed.

it’s a fairly similar story with his arms. (i promise i’m not just talking shit lol i could NEVER my poor meow meow it’s gonna get so hot in a second i swear just bear with me!!!) again, it’s most definitely a drool-worthy sight. the stretch of his arms is long and sinewy, rolling with a set of generous biceps that flutter under the gentle scrap of your fingerpads and nails when he (totally intentionally) flexes the swell of muscle there. in his profession, he mostly uses his arms for balance and to create distance between himself and his opponents. buried in his private nook back home, he has a tendency to hold his phone above his head while playing mobile games — that blissfully only rarely come crashing down on his face — but his unrivalled favourite will, of course, always be enveloping you in his arms <3 

nagi’s not the most expressive person, but his subtle social cues become much easier to pick up on whenever he’s sleepy, which let’s be honest is almost always. he’s in dire need of a snuggle in those moments and not only loves, but craves being close to you physically, his face a canvas of huffy evidence of what a Big Deal this is to him if you learn to read the hidden hints (it’s a pursed, pouty frown nine times out of ten he ain’t slick lmfao). he kind of regards your presence as his “recharging station” what a cringe fail soggy loser man i adore him with my whole heart 🥹 his lanky limbs will snake around you with the security of a vine until you’re all cosy and wrapped up in each other, his hold bearing enough strength to not budge against any playful escape tactics you might attempt — at least not until he decides he’s had his fair share of quality snuggle time with you. 

nagi’s a practical man, however — the world doesn’t call him a lazy genius for nothing. for these, albeit lovely, purposes, he determined there’s absolutely no need to overexert himself by lifting weights to buff up his arms. he can get by just fine! there are definitely more jacked arms out there i’m sorry :(

but here’s the kicker. nagi’s tall. you could even say he’s huge — he’d tower over most people if he actually straightened his posture for once. so his muscle mass kind of stretches out a bit… unevenly throughout his body. he does have muscle mass though, plenty of it, actually, and he needs only to do one tiny little thing to remind you of it: lift his shirt up. 

it’s a subconscious, everyday thing for nagi to toy with the hem of his cotton tees. his fingers often grow restless if they’re just lying about, so playing with the material of his clothes is not only stupidly ready at hand but also helps to soothe the itch brimming along his fingers to do something with them. in the process, you’re rewarded with glimpses of his stomach often when he involuntarily ends up exposing the skin clinging to those hard planes. but what’s objectively worse for your sanity is when nagi comes trudging into the kitchen to ease his thirst. he never bothers with a glass from the cupboard, just swoops down to drink from the open tap, his adam’s apple bopping rhythmically as he swallows. there’s water coating his lips when he rises, a few droplets still running down his chin that he tugs on the ends of his t-shirt to lazily wipe away. it’s an innocent endeavour to him, but a sinful display for you, as it essentially shows off his entire, deliciously shaped midriff. nagi might slack off in other areas, but his core strength is insane. his torso is like a gift from the heavens, chiselled after the image of their gods and heroes. don’t even get me started on his abs.

because i cannot stress enough how perfect nagi’s abs are for grinding your sweet, drooling little cunny on :( the ridges of muscle packed together at his abdomen are firm, but twitch almost uncontrollably when you slowly drag your cunt up and down the sculpted slabs of his stomach that bump against your poor, swollen clit in a way that makes you delirious. your thighs bracket his waist as you move, his waist that is so trim and almost tiny compared to the broad stretch of his shoulders. you can feel the coarse, light hair of his happy trail graze against your bare ass, leading to his heavy, stirring cock still confined in his sweats for now as you continue to leisurely rut your pussy down his abs, leaving a slick mess behind. the hard cut of his v-line is so prominent a thin contour of shadow clings to the underside of it.

nagi wishes desperately that he could help you, that he could sink his fingers into the plush of your skin and push you down along his abdomen to accelerate your high, dictate a more intense pace for you by his hands and make you take it, but he’s too busy being a moaning, blubbering mess underneath you to take initiative. his large palm lies dormant at your waist, the other tangled in his snowy, sweaty bangs so he doesn’t miss even a blink of the intoxicating vision you present above him. he’s drunk on every salacious sound that comes tumbling from your lips, every wanton contortion of your gorgeous face as the lewd squelching of your pussy fills his ears. his defined chest is flushed red from arousal, shuddering with shaky exhales as he all but devours the sight of you — he thinks you using him for your own pleasure is so fucking hot. 

if you want to turn him into an utter wreck, whining like a bitch in heat, please please play with his nipples :( paw at his pecs all needy first, ‘n don’t be afraid to grip the flesh with the blunt of your nails. he’ll mewl about it, but you only need to shush and praise him, tell him how good he looks like this for you and he’ll behave. pinch at the pretty pink of his pebbled nipples, gently circle his areola with your tongue, sucking on the bud and nagi will lose his mind, might even cum untouched :( but that’s okay because he’s so turned on his refractory period is barely an issue, he’ll sink into your tight, sloppy walls in one go and fuck you absolutely senseless on his cock. it’s all you can do to scramble for purchase with your trembling fingers, marking up the milky expanse of his broad back and mouthing at his collarbones to stifle your near pornographic keens and cries as he mercilessly splits you open.

in conclusion nagi seishiro is built like a wet dream and i want him carnally </3

#i rewrote this like three times so i’m just releasing it into wild now bc i’m sick of it lol!! i retain my right for this to be sucky hehe #haven’t written anything in a hot minute but if this causes at least one (1) person to short circuit my job here is done #nagi smut #nagi x reader #nagi seishiro x reader #nagi seishiro smut #blue lock x reader #blue lock smut #bllk x reader #bllk smut #—bllk.thirsts! #—riv.fic!

[comradekatara]

Genuinely asking—what changes would you make to the adult gaang designs? :)

this is such a fun question thank u for enabling me. i mean i draw them as adults sometimes so also check out my /oldergaang tag if u want visuals (altho i also change my designs a lot because my art is nothing if not inconsistent) but if i was just going with like standard character designs like if i could redesign that hideous “old friends” poster for example…

aang: get rid of that fucking. chinstrap. don’t give him white man features because what the hell is that. and let him wear his off the shoulder monk robes from book 3 because he was slaying with that fit. actually the way aang is drawn in imbalance is basically perfect i would retain that design into adulthood. thank u peter wartman for all that u do….

katara: i don’t mind the older katara design (from the little we see of it) but it’s also not nearly as cunty and slayful as i would like. katara is genuinely interested in fashion and loves experimenting with clothes and hair and makeup, i refuse to believe that as she ages and has more resources to tailor her style to her own personal tastes she wouldn’t get a little funky with it. like she kind of just looks boring and uninspired in her older design, and that’s unacceptable to me because she should be hot. adult katara should be the hottest woman you have ever seen in your life. and she should be buff, also. shredded, even.

toph: any signifiers of copness are obviously unacceptable to me. but even more that than, it’s very important to me that older toph is distinctly butch. i think she would cut her hair the second she realizes that there is no reconciliation to be found with her parents and that there is no reason to adhere to those confucian values. and she would wear a lot of sleeveless outfits (sort of like the shirt korra wears in “korra alone”) to show off her biceps and also space bracelet (spacelet) that is her prized possession forever. and she’s just kind of a hot hippie butch legend . period.

zuko: in the old friends poster he literally looks like a lizard so just like. no. wtf. and i like his long hair in theory but i don’t like that it’s styled after ozai and not ursa, i think his hair would be shwoopier and frame his face more. and his robes should be less spiky and militaristic and more designed for comfort because that’s what makes him feel most like his true authentic self and he deserves that. also weird for a guy who is trying to demilitarize the fire nation to wear an armor-adjacent type of outfit. so mainly he’d just look softer and more like his mom.

sokka: i hate buff goatee whitewashed sokka that is some kind of demon. lok did so little with him and yet said so much (all of it egregiously wrong, ofc). sokka would be fairly tall (although not as tall as aang) and have defined muscle but in a sinewy, lanky way. and despite always having enough to eat he’d still look somewhat malnourished just because he’s constantly overworked and exhausted and never takes care of himself. and his ponytail would be longer but he’d still shave the sides. and the older he gets the darker his clothes get until he basically just wears black all the time because at some point he realizes that it’s more advantageous to remain culturally ambiguous if he’s gonna be a cosmopolitan. and he wears glasses (which were a gift from kuei). and sometimes he uses a cane because he didn’t sufficiently take care of his broken leg after the war ended and now he’s paying the price for it. and his cane has a blade inside too, but he rarely ever even pulls out the blade because he can incapacitate someone with just a wooden stick anyway. so he looks like if a nerd was a shadow was about to collapse at any given moment was secretly ruling the entire world. and he’s not in any sort of front-facing position of power whatsoever but he’s actually pulling all the strings from behind the scenes, and it’s exhausting. his eyebags are visible from outer space.

suki: i don’t even think there is a “canon” adult suki character design besides her in her kyoshi warrior armor and makeup but to me casual suki just starts dressing more like sokka. like the loose baggy sleeveless shirts (except in a lighter shade of blue bc kyoshi island colors) and tight pants and boots. it’s a very dykey look already and they’re basically girlfriend twins so their styles would merge even more than it already has within the show itself. like sometimes people think that sokka and suki are siblings because they dress so similarly and give off such a similar vibe and they’re just like “but we’re literally different ethnicities??? and also we are currently making out????”

okay bonus round bc i can’t just neglect them

azula: she cuts her hair really short and as an adult leaves it to shoulder length for the most part because that’s more comfortable for her. like zuko, she also starts dressing for comfort, and for a period in her late teens stops wearing makeup altogether. she gets back into wearing makeup as an adult, but she stops caring about whether or not she leaves the house with lipstick on, and it becomes more about the process for her than the result. she’s comfy and cute and dykey.

mai: sokka is her lesbian style icon so after her first haircut that was inspired by toph’s haircut to piss off her parents, she gets an undercut and starts wearing her hair in a ponytail like sokka. as she gets older she also gets more confident in her body and doesn’t feel like she needs to wear baggy long-sleeved clothing at all times or she’ll die. and she isn’t rail thin as an adult either because she starts letting herself eat more than a single grain of rice at a time. also, she gets a sword.

ty lee: she becomes a kyoshi warrior so she starts incorporating more blues and greens into her wardrobe, but also more oranges and yellows after she embraces her air nomad heritage. and she just dresses very colorfully and has a vast rotation of different cute little outfits. and i think she’d also experiment with different hairstyles once she has the freedom to define herself outside of the aesthetics expected of her. she looks beautiful always

haru: he finally shaves that thang

#shadowoftheraven15 #asks #the gaang and #postwargaang #oldergaang

[myahfig4]

My Haitani Brothers NSFW & SFW relationship headcons in different timelines

Ran

Doesn't care if his gf style is emos/alternatives, tomboys or girly girls, although I think he has a preference for girly girls.

Likes someone who probably is a bit more mature

Has to get along with Rindou, if Rindou doesn't like her, ran will end the relationship

Likes cuddling during sleep

Someone who stays calm even when fighting/arguing

Takes him a little longer to commit to someone

Likes compliments from his gf

Let's hs gf braid his hair

Likes someone who Can make him laugh

I can see him as both someone who sleeps around, but also I can kind of not see that, he seems to care about his reputation so I don't think he'd want to be known as a fuckboy

I think hes a boob guy, he would want to lay on his gfs boobs when he sleeps sometimes

Daily naps with him

He would keep his gf hidden from the public because he wouldn't want a riverly gang to target her.

He would spoil her.

Would realize he has feelings pretty quickly just wouldn't commit right away

During sex he's a bit gentler, only once in a while would he be rough

He likes when his gf tops him, he can enjoy the view

He's very charming, very quickly gets his gfs parents approval

Likes affection and is affectionate

Bonten timeline might be a bit more of a player but definitely not 24/7, unless he's married or in a relationship

Is definitely a girl dad in bonten and final timeline

During bonten and final timeline When hes in a relationship he would let other girls try to flirt but then laugh or show his ring to them

That man has a big dick, he is tall an lanky an if y'all know anything about tall and lanky men, they are always packing

His dick may be big, but it's a tiny bit skinnier.

In Bonten and finale timeline, would get his kids names and wife's name tattooed on him.

In Tenjiku he would tell the boys he has a gf

During Tenjiku era parties, he would drag his gf everywhere

Would beat the shit out of anyone with his baton if they make any comments about his gf/wife.

Prefers being in the house then in public during Tenjiku era

He's bold

Likes clingy

He says I love you first

Teases his gf/wife a lot

Rindou

Wants a girl who can be his best friend an girlfriend at the same time

Someone who also likes drinking and partying

He would prob stop drinking as much as he does when hes in a relationship

Doesn't care what his gfs style is, he has no preference for emos/alternatives, tomboys, or girly girls

Likes when his gf goes to the gym with him but he won't pressure her into working out

LOVES when him an his gf have the same music taste

During late night car rides, definitely screaming with his girl the lyrics to the music playing

He loves when his gf hypes him up and compliments him when he's DJing and working out

He makes mixes for his gf

Let's his gf sit on his lap when he's making mixes

Likes clingy but also at times needs some space

At first is in disbelief that a girl confessed to him instead of ran

He would put his glasses on top of his gfs head when there's a fight

He is rougher in bed, although the first few times he'll be gentle and once in a while he'll be gentle

He is flexible, best believe he can use those hips and doing lots of positions

Since he's a bit shorter, his dick is average size but he definitely thicker, since he's buff once again he knows how to use his hips

He's more open and public with his gf, he takes her out

Shopping for music cds and dvds

I think he likes matching clothes with his gf

Let's his gf paint his nails

Ran realizes Rindou has feelings for a girl before Rindou realizes, he teases Rindou a lot

I kind of feel like he likes pda

Always has a arm around his gf during parties

Maybe at first keeps quiet about his gf to Tenjiku but eventually tells them, he may be a little insecure that she'd leave him for one of his friends but that's why he waits a bit to tell them but after they know he'll let her meet them

He's a good listener

He may be a little more aggressive during a argument on accident but then quickly apologizes, he doesn't intend to be aggressive

I feel like he's also a gamer, so he plays video games with his gf

Likes cuddling

I think he's a night owl so probably sneaks over to his gfs place in the middle of the night

I can see him being both very bold, but I can also see him being shy and blushing a lot

Definitely is scared to make a good impression when meeting his gfs parents

Lots of play wrestling with his gf/wife and kids

I feel like he would like couples yoga

He wants kids, a boy and a girl

Lots of movie nights

Is an ass guy, although he may also like boobs

During bonten he definitely djs in their clubs and may sleep around a lot, unless he's in a relationship

During Bonten and Final timeline, don't worry about him having wandering eyes, he only has eyes for his gf/wife, if someone flirts with him he will literally ignore her and roll his eyes or go on his phone

I feel like he would take his gf/wife to a club and then take the microphone and tell everyone it's his girls bday

Gets clingy and whiney when he's drunk

Falls in love quickly and easily

Likes reassurance due to his insecurity to being the shadow, younger, weaker and less picked(with girls) brother, although reassurance isn't needed

Rindou probably ha a goofy side

Definitely likes someone who can make him laugh, he may be surprised if his gf shows him her goofy side the first time, then laughs with her

During bonten and final timeline, has his wife/gf and kids name tattooed on him

Would fight anyone who makes a comment about his gf/wife

When it comes to saying I love you. Since I can see him being both bold, and shy, if he's bold then he says it first, if his gf says it first he says it back. If he's shy, he may use song titles or lyrics to indirectly say I love you, if his gf says it first he blushes and may wait a little bit to say it back

#haitani brothers #haitani ran #haitani rindo #haitani rindou #rindou haitani #rindo haitani #ran haitani #haitani x reader #haitanibrothersheadcons #haitani brothers headcons #tokyo revengers #tokyo rev

[distort-opia]

I always wonder how does joker manage to hold up in a fight with batman, hes usually depicted as a lanky guy, so how does he hold up going against the super buff tall man that bruce is?

That's an excellent question, and one comics have never been very keen on answering. Joker's fighting prowess tends to be what the plot needs it to be, but overall he's indeed been shown as capable of holding his own against Batman... when he actually puts his mind to it. Most of the time he enjoys getting the crap beaten out of him, so there's plenty of instances where Joker doesn't look like a challenging opponent. However, Joker's fought more people than just Batman, and he's been shown to be a good fighter.

With Joker's backstory and past being a mystery for so long, it's tough to say how exactly he came to be a skilled fighter. Now that the The Killing Joke backstory is canon (as per Flashpoint Beyond), one wonders how the broke comedian ended up being able to eventually last against Batman in a fight. My theory on this is rooted in my personal timeline of Joker's past, which is an amalgamation of multiple comics that have dealt with his origin stories. People tend to think "well, if TKJ is canon, then Zero Year or Streets of Gotham can't be true", but I believe all these stories do ultimately fit together. I've got a bigger meta post on the subject of Joker's past here, but the bottom line is-- there's canon support for Joker having lived on the streets and (unwillingly, and then possibly willingly) being part of the mob. After being placed in the foster care system, it's likely he continued being active in gangs and engaged in other criminal activities like robberies.

So, I think Joker learned how to fight in his youth out of necessity. After running away from home, he grew up in a very hostile environment. It wasn't something nearly as structured as Bruce's years of traveling and training with various masters; most likely, Joker had to learn how to fight in order to survive and protect himself. Although it's possible he did have some kind of training, if he grew up in such close proximity to gangs. Maybe that's how he got so good with knives.

It thus makes sense that Joker had a decent fighting background to begin with, and as the years went by he got better and better. I haven't gotten around to making a second part to the meta about Joker's past (yet), but what follows is that, after being placed in foster care, Joker eventually tried to have a normal life. He finished highschool, he went to university and graduated, then got a job at ACE Chemicals. He married Jeannie... and then everything went to shit again. To be honest, I like this because it makes a lot of narrative sense, and tragically so. Unlike Bruce, Joker never had a normal life, or a normal family. He started out as the opposite to Batman, once again-- in poverty, with an abusive and hateful family that he either killed or ran away from. So eventually he tried to have a family of his own. He tried to be happy and stay away from crime, but following his dreams was impossible without money and resources, so he went back to it... and then Jeannie and his unborn child died. No wonder he broke. And after falling into the acid vat and becoming Joker, he also gained what's undoubtedly a very high pain tolerance, and some kind of metahuman durability (because he's survived so many lethal situations it's ridiculous, at this point).

So! If you combine masochism, high pain tolerance, a street fighting background and a complete lack of fear, you get Joker's hand-to-hand combat style. He's got this advantage over his opponents as well; he doesn't get scared, and pain doesn't stop him the way it would most people. He's thus very unpredictable.

It has to be said though, that Joker doesn't like getting his own hands dirty. He has goons, people that do the hard work for him, sidekicks. He uses laughing gas, acid sprays, hand buzzers, he uses guns and other long-distance weaponry a lot. As a character, Joker was never meant to be a match for Batman's bulk and fighting prowess-- the point is exactly that he isn't, and yet still manages to win. At his core, Joker is more of a mastermind, a brilliant manipulator with heaps of charisma; hand-to-hand combat is rarely his method of choice.

#asks #batman #batman meta #joker #joker meta #my meta

[stormy-skies-falling]

𝕍𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕪𝕓𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕋𝕖𝕒𝕞!𝕊𝕖𝕩 ℍ𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤

about: dreamwastaken, sapnap, georgenotfound, karl jacobs, quackity, badboyhalo, callahan

warning(s): swearing, blood mentions

pronouns: you, your

note: I used to play volleyball for a few years and absolutely love it! Sadly I had to quit due to arthritis problems, but I'm exited that this is my first headcanon! :D Kisses! <3

note pt.2: I also have a taglist if you want to be added! Kisses! <3

summary: what you and the sex havers would play/be like on a high school volleyball team

Let’s talk about our starter's positions

Quackity would most definitely be libero, because… well… you know (shotty)

But he’s slippery and fast so I think that he’d be really good at getting spikes

I feel like he would be some kind of natural in a way

Like he just showed up to practice one day with minimal experience and just keep popping up Dream’s deep and fast spikes

Everyone was so shocked, because he wasn’t even there to practice

He just showed up to drop something off for Sapnap and Dream kept whining that no one wanted to dig his spikes, so he was like “fuck it” and dug every. single. one.

They definitely had to beg him to be on the team, because he was like “why would I do that???” 

Come to think of it, he most likely was going to long before he agreed, because he thought it was funny to watch Dream beg on his knees for him to join

And the only reason he accepted was because he was either bored or out of spite for George

Dream would be middle because man is tall and buff, so blocking and spiking would be no problem to him whatsoever

He’s probably been playing volleyball his whole life, so he’s just been naturally good at it for years

Like, all of his siblings have been star players on a volleyball team at some point and I stand by that

That’s actually how he got into the game

He probably played with his older sister’s team when he was really little because “my big sister plays volleyball so it must be cool! :D” It was adorable

I feel like he was a outside hitter for a while because he was really short and lanky before he hit puberty

But when he shot up, he’d honed his spiking skills to the point where he could put the ball literally wherever he wanted 

Dream would most likely be captain, because of how long he’d been playing, his leadership skills, and the fact that he’s weirdly good at pep talks and speeches

At some point this guy came up to him after overhearing his pre-game pep talk and literally pleaded with him to host a TED-Talk

George just seems like he would be a good setter

I don’t know why

Maybe because he’s so lanky and tall

Dream was probably the one who got him into volleyball when they were young, because he wanted a setter so he could practice spiking and George was like “okay?”

So, setter. Very good. Likes to taunt the other team with Quackity.

He definitely could distract the other team by not-so-subtly flirting with them

It doesn’t even matter if they’re straight, George just has that kind of charm and skill that he could be chatting them up while setting up the ball, distracting the other guy completely, causing George to get and assist or push the ball over

It’d piss off the guy’s other teammates too until they experienced it… they’d understand

Plus, I’m like 98% sure that his school would have a fanpage for him (pretty boy things)

I’m jumping around all the positions and I don’t care

Karl would play opposite

He’s tall and can spike and can set almost as well as George

I also think he’d be really good at tipping the ball

Like he can spike well when he needs too, but he’d be notorious for catching the other team off guard and tipping it right behind their outside hitter

He also seems like the kind of person who the other team would underestimate until the game really got going

He’s a pretty kind and gentle looking person and you wouldn’t always expect that kind of person to be a sneaky bastard

Like, they’d try to spike it in his direction, because they don’t think he’d be able to block or something

Or they try to set it over and his tall ass would just *tip!* right in a blind spot

Sapnap would take Dream’s old position of outside hitter, because he never really shot up like his best friend

Although he does the best in the back row because of his height and how quickly he reacts to tips or short spikes, this man can jump

Like, if he’s in the front row, George will try to set him first, because of how high Sap can jump and how hard he can spike

Sapnap’s been playing as long as Dream, except he got into it because he thought hitting a ball was cool and he liked the sound the volleyball made when it slammed on the ground

He probably practiced Libero before Quackity joined the team, just because of his height and his quick reflexes

Though, he didn’t mind when Q took his spot for the sole purpose that he could finally play front row from time to time

Punz would play the right side hitter

Because of his height and build, Punz would be one hell of a blocker and block the ball almost every single time

Like he’s so good at it it’s funny

But the times that he doesn’t end up blocking it with his hands, he ends up blocking the ball with his face

The funniest part is that he usually sends the ball back to the other side when that happens

If that doesn’t happen, then his face usually pops it up so either George can set it back over or Dream can spike it

Along with having the most blocks out of everyone on the team, he gets the most injuries on the team… hence the face blocking

Like, there would have to be a nurse on stand by just for him, because he gets hurt so often

According to him, “My nerves are so shot in my face, that I can barely feel the bleeding!” He says this while blood trickles out of his nose…

The we have our coaches: BBH and Callahan

They treat the boys like their own family, but get annoyed with them so fast

In their defense, the boys are a pain in the ass and annoying as hell

Bad, is the main coach and is generally very stern but kind and fair in the way he coaches

He never actually played volleyball in high school, but his mom was the coach for a state college team, so he grew up around coaching volleyball and was taught how to play regardless

Most of the teams he’s coached won national championships

Now Callahan is more of an assistant coach, but actually used to be a star player

He’ll play with the boys, usually as a hitter

If they piss him off somehow, he’ll wipe the floor with their asses with him spikes

It’s very funny to witness

And guess what, you are the stand-by nurse! Hooray!

No but like seriously, the amount of times you’ve had to put in a dislocated shoulder or stitch up Punz’s face or even personally buy surplus amounts of braces because your boys can’t seem to not get hurt is ridiculous

The most unusual part is that you’re their age

Your mom was a physical therapist for sports and you had been her assistant since you could walk

The fact that you have so much experience and are good at what you do is the sole reason that the school let a high school senior be a stand-by nurse for the men’s volleyball team

It also helps that your mom is the school’s physical trainer, so it’s not like she’s not there too, it’s just that your job is to your boys while her job is for everyone else

You have known all of the players and coaches for forever

It helps that your mom has worked with the coaches for a while, so they’re family friends and you’re a part of the player’s friend group

You most definitely hold a special place in all the boy’s hearts to the extent that they have all dropped something at some point, because you needed something

And it’s not pretty if someone from the opposing team makes gross comments about you when they’re on the court

There has been many fistfights to say the least

And god help the poor suckers who try to catcall you to your face or say some gross comment to you, because you absolutely wreck them every time

It doesn’t even matter if they’re twice your size, “It’s so much more fun when you know what to break” is one of your favorite lines

So long story short, you don’t get messed with often

Now for how they act on the court… oh god

You know how the starters are a group of pretty boys… yeah

Obviously, there are crowd favorites like Dream (he says he doesn't like to brag, but he’s lying because he loves it) and Quackity (he finds it funny)

But then there are the fan-culture favorites like George, because he’s absolutely beautiful and he knows it

Regardless, all of them are show-y

Some more than others *cough* Sapnap *cough*

Because of that, they like to mess with the other team

It can come in the form of flirting or taunting, but only they know which tactic they’re using exactly

It’s not like they’re not a skilled team, they’re absolutely cracked, it’s the fact that it’s so much more fun to mess with the other team

Or so it has been described to you

They’ve done it for so long and no one really cares that much (everyone does it), so that’s why Bad or Callahan never tell them to stop

BBH is the only one who gets annoyed by it, from our team, based on the fact that it’s not fair, because “you know they can’t affect you, so by saying and doing those vulgar things– it gives you an unfair advantage.”

They always look so proud of themselves after that recurring comment

You find it absolutely hilarious

And the only team that has actually come close to getting under their skin was the SBI, but that’s a story for a different time

But yeah, the whole team is just one massive family and you all protect each other… more or less

You can pick or beat on each other, but no one else can do that or else they’re get seriously beat up or verbally bashed 

But, it’s all part of the game

Taglist:

@lacunaanonymoused

#dreamwastaken x reader #dreamwastaken imagine #sapnap x reader #sapnap imagine #georgenotfound x reader #georgenotfound imagine #karl jacobs x reader #karl jacobs imagine #quackity x reader #quackity imagines #punz x reader #punz imagine #sex havers #dsmp x reader #dsmp imagine #mcyt x reader #mcyt imagine #volleyball!feralboys #stormy-skies

[takaraphoenix]

The Many Faces of Captain Cold

(picture sources + mini rant under the cut)

I’m just completely obsessed with how often they redesigned my boy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a character whose body-type, facial features, hair and age changed as often as him?

He started out as an average, what, 30-40 year old man, very tall and lanky in statue and with a hooked nose (1st row).

1957; Showcase #08

1976; Flash Vol 1 #243

1999; Legends of the DC Universe #16

In Post-Crisis (2nd row) he gained weight, aged at least 20 years and his nose kept getting more and more crooked. (First image of that row is a deaged child Leonard.)

2000; Young Justice: Sins of Youth crossover event

2002; Flash Vol 2 #182: Absolute Zero

2010; Flash Vol 3 #06

And then my favorite, New 52 (3rd row), hit and gave him the most intense glow-up I have perhaps EVER seen in comics. Deaged him into his late 20s, made him buff, adjusted his costumed to show off said buffness and also gave him white hair to go with his ice-powers (not Cold Gun in this run, but actual powers).

2012; Flash Vol 4 #06

2012; Flash Vol 4 #11

2014; Rogues Rebellion

Rebirth (4th row) aged him up a decade or two again, made him brunette again because he was depowered now. And, for a stint, gave him a horrid goatee. (Additionally, in the middle of this row, is a picture from Leonard’s childhood, featuring him and Lisa as kids with their beloved grandpa. While listing his faces, I had to also include this rare childhood photo!)

2017; Flash Vol 5 #13

2017; Flash Vol 5 #14

2018; Flash Vol 5 #37

Suicide Squad (5th row, first two pictures) then gave us grizzled, buff old Leonard, which honestly was a very, very good look on him, imo.

Flash Vol 5 #75

Suicide Squad Vol 5 #41

And right now (5th row, last image), we’re at kind of a middle-thing between his first two designs. We got a run-down middle-aged brunette Lenny.

2020; Flash #750

And then there are the Elseworlds takes on him (6th row). Rogues giving us a really-really old Lenny, Urban Legends going back more toward his New 52 look and, of course, Wentworth Miller, my beloved.

2022; Black Label’s Rogues

2022; Batman: Urban Legends #17

The Flash TV show’s Wentworth Miller

#Captain Cold #Leonard Snart #Lisa Snart #Rogues #DC Comics #The Flash #Wentworth Miller

[acrobatasks]

that one scene from monsters inc

(Reader is implied ftm trans also Italian?? idk why I wrote that, *says an Italian trans man*) sorry for any Grammer mistakes!

--Third person POV--

Luchino excitedly starts a match, after hearing about the newest survivor, it sparks a flame under him, waiting to inflict torment on them

Instead....

He feels his tail being lifted up and dropped, He looks behind him seeing a small-ish, H/C, E/C man, holding onto his tail

The small man giggles and flaps his hand while playing with his tail

"What are you doing?!"

He glances up at luchino, grinning at him

"Your tail is awesome! can you move it?!"

Luchino gives him a confused look before flipping his tail upwards

"That's so cool! oh my gosh"

His small hands grab onto his tail again, this time running his fingertips over the scales

Luchino shivers lightly

"Do you know how these games work?"

He tilts his head

"What games? oh! the like, running away and typing on the machines?"

He nods

"Yeah I know...your a hunter aren't you?"

Luchino nods, lifting his knife into the air

The man panics

"Oh I'm sorry...I'll start running!"

He breaks into a sprint

"By the way! my name's Y/N!"

Luchino stares at him in confusion

---Third person POV---

"Did you guys meet the new survivor yet?"

Luchino sits at a table with the other hunters

"I didn't, is he interesting?"

Jack asks softly, lifting a wine glass to his thin lips

"He's...weird"

"How so?"

Luchino rests his elbow on the table

"He came up behind me and started playing with my tail, he lifted it up and dropped it"

Jack stares at him, Joker also staring at him

"He did?!"

They ask in unison, Luchino nods, sipping from a small juice box

--Readers POV--

I wander the odd halls of the manor, trying to meet every survivor and every hunter outside of a match

I walk into the dining room, seeing a tall, buff man with red hair, another tall, lanky man with a smooth white head and long claws

I glance around the table seeing the lizard man I saw in my first match

"Oh hey!"

They turn their heads, standing up at the sight of a survivor at the hunters quarters

"Your the lizard man I saw earlier!"

I run up to the table, leaning across it to see his face

"How did you get here?!"

I look over seeing the tall man with claws shout at me

"Oh! I was lost but yknow, im lucky! I wanted to meet y'all! I'm Y/N!"

He looks towards the red haired man before looking back at me

He bows down, gently grabbing my hand before rising it up to his mask

"My name's Jack, little one"

I smile

"So nice to meet you!"

I turn towards the clown

"What's your name?"

"Uh, Joker..."

I go to shake his hand

"I love it! your hair is so cute!"

He gently shakes my hand, laughing loudly

"I like this one!"

I run around the table towards the lizard man

"And your name?"

He nervously looks at me

"It's Luchino Diruse"

I shake his hand

"Nice to meet you! are you Italian?"

He nods softly

"I am too! were you born a lizard or?"

He shakes his head

"I'm not very comfortable sharing it with you"

I nod smiling at him

"No problem! Can I touch your tail again? I love the way it feels!"

He nods quickly, I grab his tail gently, feeling the rigged scales on them, it's slightly slimy feeling

"I had reptiles before I came here"

He looks at me with wide eyes

"Really? what kind?"

I smile at him

"I had snakes, geckos, bearded dragons and a chameleon!"

His cheeks turn a darker green

"Thats awesome!"

I giggle

"Yeah! I miss them, I wonder if they'll have any babies while I'm gone"

He smiles

"Hopefully!"

I sit on the table

"So, can you tell me anything about yourself? anything that your comfortable sharing!"

He puts a finger to his chin

"I was a professor"

"Really?"

He nods, grabbing another juice box

"Were you always this tall?"

He laughs, shaking his head

"No, I was an average man, 6'2"

"6'2?!?"

He nods

"That's so tall!"

He stabs his nail through the juice box, squirting it into his mouth

I watch in awe, watching some drip down his chin

"I gotta go!"

--Third person POV--

Luchino turns a corner, seeing the young man crouching down slightly, He's talking to the newest survivor, The little girl

"Who's this?"

He points to the doll she's holding

"This is orphy!"

She holds him up happily

"Oh! hello orphy! I'm Y/N"

He shakes the small dolls hand

"Is orphy a friend?"

"He's a doll my mommy made me, he's based on my daddy!"

He smiles

"That's so sweet! your mommy put so much work into him"

She nods giggling

Luchino smiles, suddenly having a warm feeling in his chest

"Are you hungry honey?"

She nods, jumping up and down excitedly

"Can you make pancakes?!"

He nods, gently taking her hand to go to the kitchen, He sees luchino at the end of the hall

"Oh! Hi Mr. Diruse!"

The little girl hides behind him

"Oh honey, it's okay! Mr. Diruse is nice outside of matches"

He gently picks her up, Luchino walks closer

"Hello little miss!"

Luchino waves at her, watching her eyes light up

"Hello Mr. Diruse"

She says very shyly

"May I join you two?"

Y/N looks at the young girl

"Is that okay?"

She nods, reaching her arms towards Luchino

"Can you carry me on your shoulders Mr. Diruse?"

His eyes widen before he nods, gently scooping her into his arms and resting her on his shoulders

"It's so high up!"

He smiles, a genuine warm smile

Y/N gently grabs his hand

"Let's go make some food!"

--Y/Ns POV--Some time later--

I blush watching luchino climb up the tree in the frontyard of the manor, trying to reach an apple on a high branch

"Please be careful!"

He picks the apple off excitedly

"Have you seen my feet? even if I fell, I think I'd be okay!"

I gasp loudly, seeing a small lizard scurry past me

"Luchino!"

He hops down from the tree

"It's a lizard!"

He hands me the apple, getting onto the ground looking at the lizard

He picks it up, standing up to show me, I look at him in awe

"He's so cute!"

Luchino nods, looking the lizard over

I stare at him, watching the way his eyes shine, the way his tongue almost hangs out of his mouth, his big, dorky smile

"Can I kiss you?"

He looks at me confused, He places the lizard on the ground

"I don't know how I'd kiss you..."

I stand on tip toes, still not being able to reach him

I look around seeing a stool by the tree with a basket of apples

"Perfect!"

I grab the stool carrying it over to him

He laughs quietly

I stand on the stool, I place my hands on his cheeks, gently pressing my lips against his flat face

He tangles his fingers in my hair, He pulls away, resting his forehead against mine

"That was nice"

I nod, kissing him again

This time, He puts his arms under my butt, lifting me, I wrap my legs around his waist, He smiles into the kiss

I pull away staring into his large orange eyes

"Are you...into me?"

Luchino says softly

I kiss him again, quickly pulling away

"Of course I am luchino, you've been so sweet to me since I came here, I love you"

He blushes, his eyes filling with tears

"I never thought I'd fall in love"

I put my hand on his cheek

"Your the smartest, most handsome, cutest, sweetest and loveliest man Ive ever met"

He laughs quietly

"Even though I'm a lizard?"

I laugh

"Even though your a lizard"

He grins, pulling me close

"Hey luchino?"

He hums softly

"Tell me how lizard reproduction works"

---The end💖

IF YALL WANT A PART 2 LEMME KNOW I CAN WRITE LIZARD LUCHINO SMUT SO FAST- also human luchino too :) he's one of my favorite characters so

#idv luchino #identity v luchino #luchino diruse #idv #identity v fanfic #idv fanfic #fanfic #luchino x reader

[ivyprism]

Chamomile's Brother and Sister (Info Dump)

Long-ish!

Warning: Violence, death, etc.

Caradoc - Chamomile's "Late" Twin Brother

Personality: Chamomile's beloved older twin brother, who died or was assumed to have died in her place. He is a kind and gentle man who helped to balance his sister's somewhat cold heart. He adored his sister and would go to any length to protect her. He was a gentle soul who adored all living things. He had high regard for Iyla and Pele. He would frequently protect them if he could, but something happened that made him to give up his life for his sister. He is presumed to actually be alive though.

Appearance: He was a very handsome young man with long brown hair tied in a ponytail. He has green eyes and a somewhat lanky build but has some muscle. He was about 5'9". He has a small scar on his eyebrow and eye. He had four wings.

Dariela - Chamomile's Younger Sister

Personality: She has a harsh and cold demeanor. She despises her sister and once admired her brother and, at one point, her sister. She has vowed to be the one to bring down her sister after learning of her sister's sins, unaware of why she would commit such crimes. She is unable to prove her sister's crimes, so she is powerless to intervene while her sister is free. She is kind and loves her sister, but she is horrified by what she has done. She isn't a merciful person and took on the role of Executioner well.

Appearance: She has short wavy hair and brown eyes. She is about 5'1". She refuses to wear heels like her sister does. She has two wings.

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@kioko-noodles / @kiokodoodles @miscneilleaneous @und3rwat3r-a5tr0naut @hearty-dose-of-ranch @buff-borf-bork

#Angels Fall AU #Corrupt Angel H #info dump #intimidating duo #ladies #info dump and photos #personality and photos #Angel Caradoc #Angel Dariela

[dark9896]

Hidden Secrets [Head Cannon]

This fun collection of head cannons was requested by anonymous 🧐

This will be the order of the head cannons:

Weirdest thing they've eaten

Annoying trait about themselves

Worst fear involving s/o

Worst fear not involving s/o

Klaus

A 200 year old recipe called Grand Trifle. It had genuine calf's foot jelly in it and while he didn't dislike it, he wasn't keen to eat much of it.

His fangs. It might be a family trait, but after so long away from his family he's grown to resent them. Especially around his s/o because of how much he can hurt them on accident.

His worst fear is being unable to protect his s/o more so than anything. While he can't protect them all the time, he still worries about not being there when they need him most

His other worst fear is falling to his curse. While it would mean he lost hope, he also worries about hurting others above all else.

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Steven

Fried Spider. He didn't realize what it was until he went to buy it and decided to try it anyway while he was on a mission in Cambodia. He didn't really care for it, but it was nice and crunchy.

His emotional distance. He feels he's too distant from others at all times and worries that it hinders him as a person. He still forms connections, but feels like he could do better to come off as a warmer person.

That he isn't doing enough for his s/o. This stems from his annoyance and worries about his emotional distance. He can buy the things, he can take them to nice places...but is he really spending enough quality time with them? Will they leave him for someone who can?

Other than that, he fears he's somehow too rough or cold to others. He doesn't want to come off as authoritarian or dictator-ish, but also knows that Klaus can't (Or won't) do anything to reign in anyone in the office.

.

Leo

Cuttlefish Cheetos. He was tired and didn't realize the restock in the store had moved the Cheeto Puffs down a shelf. While they were the crunchy Cheetos, and Leo doesn't really likes those either, Leo hated the fish flavor and tossed the bag without a second thought.

His (height) "normalcy". He thinks everyone is better than him in every way. And that seeps through every part of his life. Literally the reason he himself thinks he's only valued because of his eyes.

He fears that his s/o is somehow an enemy only interested in him for his eyes. (He is traumatized after what happened with White.)

Other than that, he fears that he isn't doing enough for anyone. His eyes might be magical, but he's still a normal guy. And he usually ends up in the hospital after giving his all.

.

Zapp

Baby Shark Curry. He went with a date to an Indian restaurant and just ordered the first thing that caught his eye. He wasn't disappointed by the dish, but also wouldn't order it again. He was hoping it would be a bit spicier.

His lanky body. He actually has severe self-confidence issues that he buries under his bravado and it stems from not being very buff. Though being told he's ridiculously handsome helps, just not when his feet poke from over the end of the bed.

He fears that he's being used by a true s/o that he's genuinely invested in. Sure he has multiple partners, flings, and one night stands, but once he starts getting attached to a single person (every if they are both poly) he gets nervous that he's being used.

He also fears that he already peaked as a person and will only get worse. Certain milestones and expectations will always be out of reach because he tries so hard to fit his ideal of a manly man.

.

Zed

Deep Fried Gator Tail. He thought it was some kind of deep fried chicken nugget, but chewy. Once he was told about it, he questioned everything about it. But he definitely liked it.

The little webs between his fingers. He's up on dry land a lot. Those need water or they get flimsy and crack. His very existence needs maintenance but his hands get the worst of it because of his love at books.

He fears his s/o is going to get hurt because of him. Either his job or because of his physiology. He has claws and lives best in water! Human s/os, or just dry land s/os will be in far more danger with him.

Otherwise he fears that he will be attacked and have his air pods stolen again. Being a fish out of water he always worries about being stranded.

#bbb #kekkai sensen #kkss #blood blockade battlefront #klaus von reinherz #steven starphase #zed o'brien #zapp renfro #leonardo watch #ask

[ejsimpsonwrites]

Denim and eggplant for whatever oc you have that's just some guy?

i have a decent amount of Just Some Guys, so ill do a few of them

denim: describe their shower habits

josiah (witch & wolf; specifically the wolf half of the title) doesn't live in a world w reliable running water? but if anyone would have it before the fire hits, it would definitely be his rich ass family. he definitely bathes after every Shift bc he has no idea what that dog gets up to

joseph (the harker family series; first love interest, he's a nice cop until he loses the limited power he had to do good, then he quits bc good cops quit) has a similar sitch being in a small turn of the century town? but he def bathes as often as possible bc he's a slight neat freak

thorne (acronyms; local bisexual disaster who gets transed by the covid lockdown) lives in the modern day! huzzah! he showers...less often than he should. definitely a messy ass man until birdie (his love interest and fellow bi disaster about to be transed by covid) gets him to bathe more often bc they're sharing a room

eggplant: describe them naked lol

NSFW BELOW THE CUT

tw child abuse mention

josiah is tall, tanned, lean. he's got a variety of scars. some of them he got from particularly bad punishments when he was younger; others he got when he was Shifted. the latter are warped and off-kilter, since they change position after the Shift. he's around six foot two or so, not stacked as a bodybuilder but still fairly buff. he's got a decent ass. his dick is decently large, but not surprisingly so. it's in proportion.

joseph is a pale ass man. the type who can sunburn on a cloudy day. he has freckles and moles but he also fries fast. he's skinny, but not a beanpole. average height, like 5'10"? got touches of pudge around the belly and thighs. better than decent ass. dick is of average size.

thorne, meanwhile, is the epitome of beanpole. 6'3" and lanky. he also has quite a few tattoos. bi and baker flag on one shoulder, some constellations on his back made of freckles, flowers on his arms of various kinds. he's got a few scars here and there, but all clumsy nicks and scratches. no ass. complete lack of cake. if he could be concave, he would be. his dick, however, is surprisingly big.

[drizzledrawings]

marvel: clint is a stone cold tough man >:(

me: no :)

#he is soft and an idiot #he is a lanky buff kind man #marvel #hawkeye #drizzledrawings #clint barton #marvel fanart

[hanjisungs-bigtittyg0thgf]

Thank you...

changbin x fem reader

Trigger warnings: battery and unwanted advances, mentions of blood and fighting

Content warnings: he calls mc pumpkin. this is really just kinda soft but part two is gonna get a lil 👀

Summary: you’ve been head over heels for your brother’s best friend and your heart aches more when he comes to your rescue.

Word count: 5232

A/N: so this one was actually like the fourth thing i wrote around the holidays. i wanted to make it into a miniseries but it may end up just being this part and the next, it depends on if i can find the drama i’m looking for without being stale and cliché. anyways, send in your hard thoughts! as always, consider giving me a follow here or on my main and consider turning on those post notifications so you know when i upload new content. also, check out my ko-fi, where i’m now taking commissions! thank youuuuuuu <3

Tags:  @hyuckilstan @jasirii @yeosanghwas​ @sxnshineskzx​

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Story below the cut

Changbin was a constant presence in your life. He’d been friends with your brother, Chan, for ages and he was always visiting. It was a surprise he even knocked, your parents adored him and probably wouldn’t have thought twice if he just walked in like that one fish from SpongeBob. Now, with you and Chan sharing an apartment while you’re in college, Changbin didn’t have a key, which kind of surprised you since he practically lived there with the both of you.

 He was a couple years younger than Chan and a couple years older than you. He was really quite the dork and you loved that about him. In stark contrast with his almost untouchable appearance, he was just weird. Not that mouth-breather brand of weird, just that goofy, loud brand. Sometimes his laugh was funnier than the joke, which always ended with you and Chan searching for an inhaler.

 He was also undeniably hot and you couldn’t help but stare from time to time. He’d beefed up in the last couple years and he was no longer a skinny kid with a pointy chin. The man was short and thick. Sometimes you wondered what it would feel like to sit on his muscular thighs. Or to have his strong arms wrapped around you. Your sexuality was buff men in tight tees that showed off the inside of their upper arm with they raised their arms and your mouth had watered more than a few times seeing Changbin lounging around your home.

 Basically, he was the ideal man. He was beautiful and a joy to be around and your family already loved him. The hangup? Chan had gone into protective big brother mode the second he discovered Changbin liked you and made it clear you were off limits. You didn’t know this though and you constantly felt like Changbin was giving you mixed signals. You craved his attention and sometimes he’d indulge you but other times he’d completely blow you off and it honestly hurt.

 So your friends, who’d noticed you’d been a bit bummed recently, decided you needed to get out and meet someone. They’d invited you to the club in the hopes that you’d find some hot stranger to go home with. “After all,” they’d said. “The best way to get over a man is to get under another.”

 So there you sat, alone in a cramped bar, some shitty edm track blaring over the speakers. The stench of sweat and stale beer permeated the air and you found yourself breathing through your mouth. The only thing that interested you at the moment was the round of kamikaze shots you’d ordered after your friends disappeared into the crowd upon seeing a group of guys they knew. They’d said to join them once you had your drinks but you didn’t intend to. You planned to toss back the six shots on the bar in front of you and people-watch.

 You’d made it through four shots when you felt a hand on your waist. You looked over your shoulder to find a man maybe four years older than your brother, something about the way his gaze raked over you leaving an unsettling feeling in the pit of your stomach. He was tall and lanky, sporting some hipster flannel and a greasy black mop of hair. He had enough stubble to look unkempt instead of having the five o’clock shadow look you were sure he was going for. He was creepy. “Can I help you?”

 You hated just how soft your voice sounded. You’d never been good at being firm with people, much to your dismay, and it seemed tonight would not be the night that changed. “Hey, baby. Saw you sitting here looking pretty all on your own. Thought I’d come over and have a drink with you.”

 Alarm bells started sounding in your head and you gave an uneasy smile as you shook your head. “No, thank you, I’m about to join my friends.” You laughed nervously, turning back towards the bar, where the bartender had placed a napkin over your drinks. You flashed her a thankful expression as you moved to pick up your fifth shot.

 “Oh, come on, baby, I’m not gonna bite.” His arms snaked around your waist and you instantly tried to push him away but to no avail. “Unless you want me to…” you quickly shook your head again as you desperately tried to remove his hands from where they’d wandered to your thighs. “I bet I can make you feel real good, baby. You’re already squirming. Whaddaya say we head back to my place?”

 You felt a wave of panic wash over you as you tried to wrench his hands away, shaking your head violently. It was dark in the club, save for the flashing of the strobe lights, so no one could really see what was going on. Was he about to kidnap you? As soon as the thought crossed your mind, you felt yourself jerked back slightly as his grip on you vanished and you almost fell off the barstool where you were perched.

 You couldn’t hear anything over the music and you couldn’t bring yourself to look back just yet. When you did finally pluck up the courage to look over your shoulder again, you were met with broad shoulders blocking your view of the rest of the room, rising and falling with visibly labored breaths. You weren’t sure who the man was but you felt a lot safer with him between you and that creep so you craned your neck up a bit to peek over the shoulder of your hero and saw the lanky man on the floor with a bloody nose.

 Security was breaking through the crowd and you watched as they hauled both men out of the establishment. But you needed to know who your hero was so you chased after them as fast as your stilettos would allow, gasping for the umpteenth time that night as the cold air whipped around your legs the second you stepped outside. It was almost freezing out and you were in your skimpiest number, a black bodycon dress and a baby pink fur coat. Not the brightest idea given it was early November.

 You noticed the lanky man already making a break for it as the security guards returned to their post at the door. Your hero’s back was still to you but under the light of a street lamp, you quickly recognized the broad shoulders and small stature. “Changbin?” Your brows furrowed as you stepped closer.

 He turned to you with murderous eyes and you froze in your tracks. But his expression softened as he walked towards you and placed his hands on your shoulders. “Y/N…” he sighed as he looked you over. You weren’t sure if you were trembling from the temperature, the scare you’d just had, or the way his eyes took all of you in. “Are you okay?” He asked gently as his gaze locked back on yours.

 “Physically.” You nodded and bit your lip as the reality of what could’ve happened had he not stepped in began to hit. You felt like your legs were about to give so you surged forward into his arms, holding onto him for dear life as you tried not to cry. He was stiff at first but quickly wrapped his arms around you, holding you to his chest.

 “It’s okay. I’ve got you.” He assured you, his large hands rubbing your back and smoothing your hair down. You took a steadying breath but didn’t step away, still not sure if you were about to break down or not. “Do you wanna leave?” You nodded instantly and let out a pathetic whimper. “I’m parked right around the corner. Do you wanna wait here while I get the car or walk with me?”

 You slowly pulled away from him and patted your coat pockets, realizing you left your phone and keys at the bar. “I need to go back in for my things and tell my friends where I’m going.” You murmured as you tried again to swallow the lump in your throat. You flashed him a smile despite your current state and gently pushed him. “Go get the car. I’ll be here when you pull up.”

 You could clearly see he was hesitant to leave you but he still did as you asked and you waited until he disappeared around the corner before heading back to the door. Security stepped aside to let you back in after you explained you just needed your things and you made a break for the bar. You felt panic rise once more when you didn’t see your drinks or your belongings where you’d left them but the woman behind the bar caught your attention. You walked to where she was and she held out your keys and phone. “I looked up and you were gone so I put your stuff back here. Was that your boyfriend?” When you shook your head, she gave you a concerned look while you pocketed your things. “You okay? Do you need a ride?”

 “No, it’s okay. I’ve got one. Thank you, though.” You offered a small smile and she nodded before getting back to work, rolling her eyes as a customer whistled for her. You quickly turned to the crowd on the dance floor and scanned the area for your friends. Once you spotted them, you pushed your way through sweaty bodies that swayed violently to the beat. You explained yourself and you didn’t miss the exasperated look you received from your best friend when she heard who was taking you home. Then you were back out the door and waiting on the bench for Changbin to pull up.

 You were shaking like a chihuahua in a blizzard by the time you saw his car and you pouted a little as you stood but he threw on his hazards and met you halfway. “God, you’re gonna get yourself sick like this, y/n.” He shook his head as he opened the car door and helped you in before draping his coat over your bare thighs. You looked down sheepishly and mumbled a small thanks as you buckled yourself in and slipped your heels off. He rounded the car and a moment later he was pulling off from the curb. “The seats are heated. Push that button.” He instructed as if you’d never been in his car before. To be fair, you’d never been in the front seat.

 After a few minutes of silence while you tried to calm yourself down again, you looked over at him as you brought your knees up to your chest. His knuckles were bruised, you noticed as you took in the way he gripped the steering wheel. You let your eyes take everything in, not missing the way his jaw ticked with annoyance. Had you annoyed him? You felt like you were annoying him. You should’ve called a cab. Your arms wrapped around your legs and you quickly turned back to rest your forehead on your knees, breathing in his comforting scent that wafted from the jacket covering your legs. “Thank you…” your voice was almost a whisper and it was a surprise to you that it could be heard over the sound of the wind rushing around the car.

 “What kind of friend would I be if I didn’t protect my best friend’s kid sister?” He said nonchalantly and your heart ached. His best friend’s kid sister. The reminder that that’s all you were to him kind of really stung. How silly of you to think you were anything more to him. Of course, you were, you just didn’t know it.

 He absolutely adored you and he didn’t just jump in because his best friend just so happened to be your big brother. His jaw had tensed when he saw you with another man but when he realized you were uncomfortable with the interaction, his blood boiled. Yes, you were his best friend’s sister. But you were also the girl he’d liked for two years now. He couldn’t just watch as you were harassed.

 The drive to his apartment was short but you appreciated the brevity. If it had been much longer, you would’ve combusted from the awkward tension in the vehicle. Changbin’s apartment was a two-bed townhouse connected to a three-bed unit and it had assigned parking right out front. You also appreciated this because the walk to the door was only a few yards.

 You let out a soft sigh as he parked, unbuckling and reaching down to pull your shoes back on. He noticed your reluctance to put on the uncomfortable heels and chuckled softly. “If it weren’t for the dress, I’d give you a piggyback ride, little miss pouty.”

 Your cheeks heated up and you shook your head. “It’s fine. And I’m not pouting.” You quickly stuck your tongue out at him before finishing with your shoes. “Let’s go. I’m already getting cold again.” You mumbled as he shut off the car.

 You both got out and you handed him his coat when you met in front of the sleek black car before heading up to his door. You found yourself huddling close to him as he unlocked the door, your body gladly absorbing the heat pouring off him. As soon as you stepped inside, you took your shoes back off and reached your arms above your head, stretching out every muscle you’d bunched up in his car. Your limbs ached from the adrenaline rush and you let out a little whine but before you could ask for any painkillers, he was taking off into the unit.

 He took off like a shot when you stretched yourself out, forcing his eyes towards the ground. Your dress was short and he kind of really liked your legs. He knew he’d pop a boner if he stuck around any longer so he busied himself with gathering some things for you. Your soft whine only made his heart thud louder.

 You watched as he entered the kitchenette and filled a glass with water before grabbing the bottle of painkillers. He brought that to you and before you could thank him he headed to his room. You trailed after him, standing in his doorway as he pulled out a pair of sweats and one of his compression shirts. “Go put these on and drink that water. I’ll fix up the guest room.” You nodded at his instruction and walked through his room to the bathroom, leaving the water on his desk.

 The bathroom opened both to his room and the hallway since it was the only one in the unit so you made sure to lock both doors, not that he’d peep on you anyways. You quickly shucked off your coat and hung it on a hook on the door before slipping your dress off. You felt like a schoolgirl again at the realization that you were about to be swamped by his clothes. This led you to eagerly dress yourself in the soft joggers and comfy shirt.

 You were surprised at how well everything fit. The pants were a little too long so you pulled them up as high as possible and rolled the waistband until they hung low on your hips. The shirt managed to conform to your body despite Changbin being larger than you and you couldn’t help but admire how the tight top looked on you. You’d never thought yourself to be anymore than a seven but you were aware you were relatively attractive so you knew how to appreciate the way certain things fit. You’d put that dress on for the sole purpose of admiring yourself. How unfortunate that it garnered unwanted attention.

 When you came out of the bathroom with your clothes in your hands, Changbin was lounging on his bed with one hand behind his head while the other scrolled on his phone. The view made you dizzy. “I fixed the guest room up for you. There’s a charger in there and everything. Go get some rest and I’ll take you home in the morning. I’ve already talked to Chan.”

 You appreciated how he was taking control of the situation without teasing you. You weren’t in the right frame of mind to handle the playful bickering tonight. “Thank you, Binnie…” you said softly and picked up the water before heading off to the guest room.

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 Two hours later, you were still wide awake in Changbin’s guest bedroom. You’d heard him settle in shortly after you left his room and now his soft snores were ever-so-quietly serenading you through the thin wall that separated the two of you. If your mind hadn’t tricked you, you were currently head to head with him through the wall and that thought wasn’t helping you fall asleep any faster.

 Finally you let out a frustrated huff and crawled out of bed. It was too quiet here and after everything that had happened, you needed to be reassured you were safe. So you left the guest room and snuck your way into his room, rubbing your sleepy eyes as you closed the door gently. You padded over to where he was fast asleep and took a moment to appreciate his sleeping form as the moonbeams cast a soft glow over his tan skin. He wasn’t wearing a shirt and that almost scared you back to the guest room but you doubted you would sleep at all either way so you decided to make yourself comfortable.

 He stirred as you joined him in bed, gently forcing your way into his arms. You froze halfway when his movements made it seem like he was awake, his soft snores coming to a halt. You told yourself you were doing this because you were afraid but you knew that was only part of it. He was warm and inviting as you wrapped yourself in his arms.

 Changbin’s eyes opened halfway and you wouldn’t have known he was actually awake had he not let out a small hum and pulled back to look at you. “You okay?” His voice was deep and laced with sleep and your heart skipped a beat as he pushed a stray lock of hair away from your face. You didn’t respond, just giving him your best doe-eyed expression. He seemed to understand and nodded, pulling you into him. “I’ve got you. Nothing can happen to you here.” He whispered as you tucked your head under his chin.

 He was mentally kicking himself for not putting on a shirt to sleep since you were in the house but he couldn’t have known you’d come curl up in his bed. He could only pray you didn’t notice the way his heart raced as your warm breath fanned over his bare chest. He wasn’t sure if he’d survive having you in his bed. He’d thought about it more than a few times, for sure, but the fact that you were currently wrapped in his arms, pressing against his body was making his brain short circuit. His thoughts were racing just as fast as his heart but he was pulled back to reality when he heard your tiny voice.

 “Binnie?” You called quietly, your gaze refusing to leave his chest as you picked at the skin around your thumbnails. When he let out a hum of acknowledgement, which sounded more like a grunt, you continued. “Thank you for coming to my rescue. And I’m sorry you got hurt because of me. I know you only stepped in because Channie would tear you a new one if you saw his baby sister getting harassed and didn’t help, but I really appreciate it. I don’t wanna think what would’ve happened if you hadn’t stepped in to play hero when you did. Especially if his wandering hands were anything to go by…” you shuddered as the sensation of the spindly fingers caressing your thighs made itself present in your memories again.

 “Don’t.” His voice was barely above as whisper as his fingers tangled in your hair. “I can feel you getting tense, y/n. Don’t think about what he did.” His free arm draped itself over your waist, pulling you as close as he could get you as you fought back the urge to cry. “Yeah, I saved you cause you’re Chan’s sister, but not because he would’ve beat my ass if he found out I saw and did nothing. I couldn’t have just sat back and watched even if I wanted to. We’ve known each other for years, you’re a precious person to me. Just as much as your brother. Yeah, he probably would’ve beat me up if something had happened, but I would’ve beat myself up worse. I couldn’t watch you struggling against him anymore.”

 You let out a soft sigh, your eyes drooping as he massaged your scalp. You felt the tension leaving your body and it seemed he noticed this too because he let out a soft chuckle. “You like having your hair played with, pumpkin?” The name made you smile to yourself and you nodded, letting out a small sound of appreciation. With this knowledge, he began to lull you to sleep.

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 The next morning, you woke up alone in Changbin’s bed, the sunlight pouring into the room making the sheets an unbearably warm cocoon. You quickly flipped the sheets off your body and let out a sigh as cool air wrapped around you. You didn’t like that you were alone but you couldn’t have expected him to stay. You stood from the bed, wincing at the dull ache in your skull as you made your way to the guest room to grab your phone.

 You thought you were entirely alone until you heard the faucet turn on in the kitchen. You felt giddy as you retrieved your phone from the nightstand in the guest room and headed towards the kitchen. His back was to you as he rinsed off the pan he’d just used to make breakfast and you almost pouted when you saw he’d put on a black wifebeater. He looked good in it, no doubt, but you wanted to admire his shirtless form again.

 He could feel your eyes on him and he smiled to himself as he put the pan in the dishwasher. He turned to you with a soft sigh and picked up the two plates he’d assembled, joining you at the breakfast bar. “How are you feeling?” He asked quietly as the two of you began to eat.

 He didn’t strike you as the type to make elaborate meals but you certainly weren’t complaining as you munched happily on the omelette he’d placed in front of you. “My head kinda hurts but I’m okay. Less shaken up than last night.” You sighed and took a sip of the coffee he’d placed before you. “I know I keep saying this, but thank you. I really thought you’d just drop me off at home for Chan to take care of me but you took it upon yourself to care for me.” He shook his head and was about to speak but you flashed a small smile. “I’ll have to get into trouble more often if it means you’ll cook for me.”

 Your teasing tone drew a soft laugh from him and he nudged you with his elbow, shaking his head. “Don’t get yourself into trouble just for my food. I’ll cook for you anytime.” You lit up at that and he rolled his eyes. “Using me for my food…” he grumbled in mock annoyance, drawing a soft giggle from you.

 After several minutes of comfortable silence as you texted your friends, all of whom had forgotten where you said you were going and had blown up your phone all morning, you looked over at him. “You said you talked to Chan while I was changing right?” He nodded and you let out a hum of acknowledgement as you turned back to your nearly-empty plate. “Just wondering since he usually texts me a billion times if I don’t come home before four. Did…does he know what exactly happened?“

 “I told him.” He says before wiping his mouth with a napkin and dropping it on his empty plate. “I told him how my friends had just left and I was about to head out when I saw you at the bar. Honestly, I thought you were gonna go home with that guy until I saw you trying to push him away. When I realized you needed help, I decked the son of a bitch.” He sighed and pushed his hair back with rough hands, telling himself to calm down. He was hoping you didn’t catch on to the fact he was watching you after he realized it was you. “I told Chan all of that and that I was taking you back to mine so you could get some rest and that I’d take you home in the morning. He wanted you to come home last night after he heard everything but I told him I’d take care of you since he had to be up for work this morning. He wasn’t happy.”

 You nodded slightly and sat in uncomfortable silence with him for a moment before getting up and taking both your plates over to the sink. “He’s never happy when a guy wants to do something nice for me. But he’s also never happy when guys treat me poorly. He needs to make up his mind.” You rolled your eyes. You knew he meant well, but your big brother scared off every man who’d ever tried to get close to you.

 “I can see why he wouldn’t want just anyone getting close though.” He hummed. “I mean, even though I’m younger, I’m still protective over my sister. I love her and I don’t want anyone to hurt her so I feel like I have to screen every guy she meets.” He shrugged as you turned back towards him. “I can only imagine he feels even more strongly about it with you since you’re his baby sister and you look like that.”

 “What’s that supposed to mean?” You made a face of confusion and upset, much like you did when Chan complimented you. Your tone sounded a little too defensive but he quickly shook his head.

 “It’s not a bad thing, I swear! You’re the last person I’d ever say bad things about. I promise, that wasn’t supposed to sound mean!” He scrambled to correct himself, his cheeks going a soft pink. “I just meant that like you’re really pretty and I can understand why he wouldn’t want just anyone trying to get with you. I didn’t mean you’re ugly or anything. Cause you’re not. You’re definitely not.” He babbled on, both of you growing more embarrassed by the second. “I’m sorry. I should not continue speaking. My brain has left the chat. That sounded mean. I’m sorry.”

 After a few seconds of awkward silence, you let out a laugh. It was quiet at first but it grew louder as your mind processed the absurdity of him apologizing for calling you pretty. It was his turn to look confused and a little offended but you shook your head, reaching across the bar to place a hand on his arm as you laughed. “Binnie, you’re fucking precious. You saved my life last night. Or at the very least, my dignity. I know you didn’t mean anything rude. Please don’t think that offended me.”

 The confusion still showed on his face but he nodded slowly and kept his eyes down. His gaze was locked on your hand gripping his wrist as you calmed down. You looked so soft and small compared to him and he wanted nothing more than to hold your hand. He’d gotten to hold you in his arms last night and he wanted to maintain contact.

 As your laughter died down, you realized you were still holding onto him and started to let go when he placed a large hand over yours, holding you in place. You looked up to meet his eyes, still wearing a small smile even as your face heated up. He was sporting a soft blush and half smile too, setting off the butterflies in your stomach.

 His heart was racing once again as the two of you made eye contact. He wanted to hold you again. Wanted to tell you everything he’d ever wanted to tell you. Chan would be pissed though. He’d made it clear in no uncertain terms that you, his baby sister, were off limits. Fuck it. “He’s gonna beat my ass for this.” He muttered and your brows furrowed in confusion before you realized he was diving over the bar towards you, crashing your lips together.

 You didn’t move a muscle, not even to draw in a breath. Were you still asleep? This had to be a fever dream. Maybe you’d drifted back off, still wrapped up in the oven he called a bed. But then how come you could taste him? You shook yourself out of your thoughts as his hand left it’s position of holding yours in place, instead moving to tangle in your hair.

 A tingle of pleasure ran down your spine from the way his fingers ever so gently tugged at your hair. He wasn’t trying to pull, he just wanted to hold you in place, but you pressed forwards into the kiss and his fingers got caught behind your loose ponytail. You couldn’t hope to stop the mewl of pleasure that slipped out involuntarily. The pull felt delightful and he tasted equally as wonderful.

 His lips were plump and firm against yours and despite having just finished breakfast, you could taste the mint from his toothpaste. You wanted to fly into the sun the second he sucked on your bottom lip, nibbling slightly and drawing out another whine. But his lips left yours all too soon and he chuckled as you tried to chase him before pouting.

 His hand moved from your hair to your cheek, his thumb caressing your cheekbone as he watched you slowly open your eyes. Reality quickly slapped you in the face and you wanted to look away but his other hand came to your other cheek, holding you in place. He was about to say something sickeningly sweet when his phone buzzed, drawing his attention away from you.

 “We should get you home. He’s already asking where we are even though it’s not even nine.” He sighed, retracting his hands and sitting back down on the barstool he’d leaned up from. “Why don’t you go gather your things while I get dressed? You can keep those and just give them back later, I’m sure you don’t wanna put that dress back on just to go home.”

 You nodded and reluctantly righted yourself, both of you heading towards the bedrooms. You parted ways and as soon as you were alone in the guest room, you brought your fingers to your lips, smiling and fighting back the urge to squeal. In the next room, Changbin was in a similar state, but with added anxiety that Chan would somehow know and kick his ass for making a move.

#stray kids #stray kids smut #stray kids x reader #stray kids changbin #changbin x reader #changbin smut #changbin #this part isnt actually smut #but the next is pure filth #so were tagging this to go along with part two #alura’s works

[justasillyoldfox]

One Piece: Strawhat, Heart, and Kid Pirates Headcanons

♡These are my headcanons for the Strawhats, Heart, and Kid pirates. Don't like 'em? Leave. Simple as that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

WARNINGS: Chapter 1044 spoilers, cursing

♡Strawhat Pirates

♡Luffy: His scar is redder due to it being lava made from a devil fruit. Laughs at anything and everything unless someone's picking on his crew. "I've only had my crew for nearly 3 years but If anything happened to them I would kill everyone on the planet then myself" kinda vibes. Already knew about his devil fruit powers and shit like that, he's been waiting to use Gear 5 for a long time, he scared the hell out of everyone and will tease them for being worried-will definitely get pummeled due to his reckless actions

♡Zoro: Hair is slightly a duller green, he has a high pain tolerance. Works himself to the bone until he feels like throwing up which takes a loooong while

♡Nami: Before time skip she was chubby and now she's a buff queen with Robin. She likes dressing up in any kind of outfits because she knows she will pull it off

♡Usopp: He loves his hair, so many different styles to choose from, low ponytails are just easier to do in the morning. Robin once gave 'em box braids, they looked hot. Could go on forever talking about plants and bugs, loves them. Also loves punk, goth, rock styles/aesthetics-thinks they are just super cool-tbh loves every aesthetic and could fit every one of 'em

♡Sanji: His hair is a brighter yellow but with platinum blonde strands in his hair due to his mother's hair color, so he has both his bio parents hair. His eyes are light blue. If asked nicely he would bake anything for whoever is asking unless it's Zoro lol

♡Chopper: White tailed deer

♡Robin: Buff queens with Nami. Looks more into psychology books, is great at manipulating the human emotions and is a great liar as well. Like Nami she can pull any look off

♡Franky: Hopeless romantic cyborg man

♡Brook: Another hopeless romantic lmao

♡Jinbei: His skin is darker blue with light blue specks everywhere and the same light blue on his stomach and his palms. Fishmen have tails even if they have legs, you can't change my mind (like in the movie Luca)

♡Heart Pirates

♡Law: He uses he/it pronouns and is gay. He has vitiligo, sorta making his face resemble a polar bear but instead of the marks being black they are pale, he has them covering his hands and majority of his left leg and a pale apple looking mark right in the center of his chest. He is black, only a bit darker than Robin. My poor man has some deep rooted trauma and gets uncomfortable when you touch the back of his neck

♡Bepo: They use he/they/bear pronouns and is aroace. He puts keeping his crew happiness and safety over his own. Sometimes he wants to remember what it was like living on Zou but he is okay with not knowing. He loves being pet and being babied. He sometimes whines like a bear when he is bored

♡Penguin: FtM and uses they/it pronouns, prefers the term unlabled. Pretty golden like tan, absolutely has a few tattoos on their arms, almost sleeves. They like sweet and sour candy and pretty jewelry. Loves to make lil play dates with everyone on the ship and calls it "down time" from the real world. It has lots of insecurities like their eyes,how lanky their body is and would prefer people to not ask personal questions. Anxiety hits them like a brick when they are overwhelmed, they also have ADHD

♡Sachi: Uses he/him pronouns and is bisexual. Is a little darker than Penguin, they get tans together on islands. He likes when him and Penguin have "down time". Likes hanging out with penguin in general, pets Bepo a lot and makes sure his captain is eating and sleeping well. Has observed his crewmates physical signs when they are uncomfortable or angry and try to keep the situation under control so the marines don't get called. Gives off heavy "kiss the homies goodnight" vibes with Penguin. Practically the sassy uncle of the crew

♡Kid Pirates

♡Kid: Uses He/They pronouns and is a raging bisexual. He switches between black and red lipstick. Loves his crew to death but would never say that out loud. Definitely insecure about his emotions and thighs. Knew Killer since he was a kid and feels more comfortable with expressing their emotions with it. Emotionally constipated baby boy

♡Killer: They use they/it pronouns and is definitely into men, I mean have you seen men's chest, perfection. It loves baking, to keep the crew fed and a coping mechanism for when their sad. Loves Kid to death

♡Heat: Uses He/It pronouns and is unlabeled. Is naturally very warm and is a heater for Wire. Doesn't really like being touched. Selectively mute since he doesn't like talking that much

♡Wire: Uses He/Him pronouns and bisexual. Has a huge crush on Heat but won't say so until he figures out Heat is into him or not. Loves apple pie for sure and cuddling with Heat as long as he's okay with it

#one piece #one piece headcanons #op headcanons #one piece strawhat pirates headcanons #one piece heart pirates headcanons #one piece kid pirate headcanons #one piece luffy headcanons #one piece zoro headcanons #one piece nami headcanons #one piece usopp headcanons #one piece sanji headcanons #one piece chopper headcanons #one piece robin headcanons #one piece franky headcanons #one piece brook headcanons #one piece jinbei headcanons #one piece law headcanons #one piece bepo headcanons #one piece penguin headcanons #one piece sachi headcanons #one piece kid headcanons #one piece killer headcanons #one piece heat headcanons #one piece wire headcanons

[unnocturnal]

robin/demetrius HCs

robin/demetrius is just the jock/nerd archetype but robin’s tall n buff n demetrius is an even taller lanky dweeb tbh BUT SOMEHOW seb is short

n i bet they banter alot n make each other laugh but people think their play fighting is actual fighting </3 like that “is a tomato a fruit” thing? i hc it wasnt serious at all LMAO

also. demetrius researching the best types of wood for robin’s sculptures n robin bringing home cool foliage for demetrius to study after she gets back from wood cutting

malewife demetrius n girlboss robin haha

both of them can cook but demetrius is more of the “i have to follow this recipe to the T or i’ll die” kind of cook but robins like *sniffs* “ok good enough” kind of cook

also!! they def help each other out with their respective work. demetrius helps with robin’s structural plans n does the math for the taxes for her business and robin helps demetrius out when he’s thinking too much and can’t see a simple solution right in front of him (which also why i believe he has a hard time processing his emotions cuz his brain wants to go through the most logical route which means analyzing his feelings instead of feeling them)

ah. robin picking demetrius up as a dare before they were dating but started to do it unironically when shes happy. she even picked him up during their wedding LOL demetrius likes the feeling of being held tbh

also touching on demetrius thinking too much. he definitely gets in his head alot and doesnt verbalize his needs, but robin can tell pretty well what hes thinking. i think part of why they click so well, cuz its like. they make up for whatever the other is lacking?

i think his tendency to overthink contributes to his distant relationship w sebastian ( who btw, might not like it but i think he inherited the same trait from him). he saw the aversion to letting another father figure into his life and let seb be, thinking maybe he wasn’t good enough to be a good dad to him yet, which is why he tries so hard w maru. SPEAKING OF MARU maru is also the kind of person to get stuck in her own head but shes able to recognize when other people are the same way and she’s quick to help them like her mom. but yea it makes me so sad dem has a book about how to be a good step parent i feel like he tried so hard to connect with seb but they probably just dont get along. its no ones fault rlly.

i also feel bad for robin cuz she has to mediate and be the middle man for the two when they start butting heads. i think shes naturally the mediator type but she wants them to get along just as much or even more than dem or seb do

#sdv #stardew valley #sdv demetrius #sdv robin #headcanons #sorry this is kind of. a mess LOL #long post #kind of?

[relax-and-read-on]

Primarch body/physical appearance headcanons, because I do not accept GW stupid idea that everyone has to be a big buff bastard

Lion el'Johnson: Big. Strong. The only one to keep a full beard. Green eyes and Strawberry blond hair. Pretty hairy, a TON of scar under that armor due to growing up alone. Slightly pointed teeths.

Fulgrim: Androgynous. Delicate. Tall with barely any visible muscles in spite of his strength. Hips that are just ASKING to be gripped. White hair, violet/pink-ish eyes. Their body hair is so fine it disappeared, the albino bastard. Slightly asian features.

Horus Lupercal: This man was born with an epic head of curls, holly shit. Shave them off because they annoy him. Constant beard stubble. Kind of on the heavy, fatter side of body type. Think of heavy weight olympic champion. Kinda has an eastern european face to him.

Leman Russ: has a THIN layer of fat all over his body, to hide the pure absolute complete muscle power house that he is. Long ass ash blond hair, blue eyes, fanged mouth. The inside of his hands is super rough and covered in thick callus, almost like dogs paw pad. The hairiest. Will sometime get a bit of a beard if he's lazy.

Magnus The Red: Can, and do, choose his appearance. Naturally has a more coppery skin with his bright red hair, but decided it was funnier to be red all over. His favored look is more on the lanky nerd type, but he always bulk up in presence of his humongous bros. Like to have his hair braided, and rock cornrow. His eye(s) color change constantly, and has a tendancy to glow.

Sanguinius: Sanguinius is beautiful. Sanguinius is wonderful. Sanguinius look arab, and I am not taking criticisms on this one. He also almost never disrobe in public, because his musculature to support his wings is FREAKY. Like, "what the fuck are those muscles" level of freaky. His wings actually molt through various colors, and are usually more grey or stripped, more like a bird of prey. On the shorter side, but who care, mf can FLY. Blond hair, dark brown eyes.

Konrad Curze: the second tiniest, and it's even worst since he's always hunched over and so thin. Look very sickly. Long dangly dirty black hair and HUGE eyes. If washed, feed and properly cared for, would look gorgeous. Delicate in an other worldly way. Can be described as fey, if you remember that fairy use to eat children. Filled teeth, and nails that are definitely claw. Has horrible scars on his body.

Vulkan: Biggest boi. So huge. Much awe. Very dark skin, but like... Not in a "literally chunked in black paint" way. Look kind of centrafrican, think Rwanda and the like. Nothing but muscles, not a once of fat on that body. Get sometime peach fuzz on his head, and shave it due to fire hazard. Best ass in the entire Imperium. Glowing red eyes, but yall know that.

Rogal Dorn: also an albino! Blue eyes to go with the white hair and skin. Very, very muscular and strong, more of a military man build tho. Keep his hair perfectly trimmed, otherwise it irk him to no end. Always perfectly prime and proper physically. On the taller side of the family.

Roboute Guilliman: Blond lock, blue eyes, mister perfect boyscout. The funny thing is, you can keep track of his mental state by how he look! The more stressed he is, the more rumply he will be. Naturally very well build, full grec god, because some people just get all the good things. Second best ass is the Imperium.

Ferrus Manus: Kinda have a native american look to his face. Darker skin than in canon, because again, canon is weak. Black hair, dark eyes. Nothing but pure muscles, in competitions with Vulkan on who is the most ripped dude around.

Perturabo: Average size in height, but my *god* is he buff. Huge. Body builder level of bullshit. Had soft brown hair that he shave, along with his beard. Would be naturally pretty hairy but he's strangely against it. Brilliant blue eyes. Very soft hand, to everyone surprise.

Corvus Corax: biologically Konrad identical twin, and yet... Also, like always with me, trans woman. Average build and size, lean muscles. Has fluffy, poofy black hair, almost feather like up to her shoulder. Has huge black eyes and would look beautiful, but she's kind of uncomfortable with that fact.

Jaghatai Khan: Mongolian. Very, VERY proud of his facial hair. Longuest hair of any primarch, Magnus doesn't count, he cheat. On the fatter side, but still very damn strong. Has thigh that could kill someone. Dark brown eyes, and a pretty round face. Very nice smile.

Lorgar Aurelian: Don't you dare draw that man white. Really dark african arab look, shave his head for the cool tattoos. Golden eyes, on the small side. Muscular, especially in the arms. Has very nice hands, made for writing. Very little body fat, and has a hard, tanned skin.

Mortarion: The most alien looking one in the family. Completely hairless, covered at around 80% in white and pink scar tissues. His eyes are brown with a white film over them, almost like cataract. It was actually a protection mechanism to help them not burn out in the toxic atmosphere. Also, personal headcanon: he's intersex, of the ovotestis variety. It fuck with his hormones a lot. He's very tall and gangly, almost as thin as Konrad. Would never be seen naked.

Angron: Pretty dark skin, but his feature are kinda undefined. Had bright red hair before the nails. Has electric blue eyes. Average leaning on short, but SO fucking stacked, holly shit. Give Perturabo and Leman a run for their money. Covered in painful, ugly scars.

Alpharius/Omegon: the Average Man. The true smallest, even if Konrad look smaller. Brown hair if they let it grow, but shave it. Brown eyes. Features look like they could have been a computer average. Nothing distinctive anywhere on their body.

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