#he is exasperated

[brakingpoint]

charles over the radio sounds like me at my old job hijacking every briefing to rant at my coworkers because the closing shift didn't clean the backs of the demo iphones after my tenth time of asking 😭

#he is EXASPERATED #dutch gp 2023

[everysongineverykey]

four EXTREMELY underrated glass onion moments:

"child = nft"

"it's so dumb!" "oh... it's so dumb it's brilliant..." "NO! it's just DUMB!!"

"uh, no one traihed ta kill ya, ya vainglorious buffOON" in that stupid accent

"you... dim-witted, brAINLESS, JACKASS! YOUR ONE MUHDUH WITH ANY PANACHE AT ALL AND YOU STOLE THE WHOLE IDEA FROM ME!!"

#glass onion #knives out #glass onion spoilers #listen. blanc's yelling at rich people bit in this movie was PERFECTION. #and i will not rest until EVERYONE appreciates the exasperation in his voice when he says #'NO! IT'S JUST DUMB!!' as the comedic gold it is

[juniemunie]

Broskis ts!underswap is so fun. every single part of it is *chefs kiss*

I went in completely blind and honestly i think it was the best move i could have made

i love how its just swapped roles but not personalities so it leads to stuff like this its so creative

Anyways have some more self insert sansnomaly (and chara)

#sansnomaly #junie art post #*adds chara into the “puppetted children thirdwheeling sansnomaly” club* #sans x reader #sans x self insert #utmv #undertale au #ts!underswap #CAN I JUST SAY WHILE SANS IS GREAT HERE #TS SWAP ASGORE IS JUST AS AMAZING? #LEGITIMATELY. THE ENTIRE RUINS IS SO WELL DONE ESTABLISHING ASGORE AND WHAT HE DOES THERE #that i was so. so. reluctant to leave him. #i connected and sympathized with him more than i ever could with toriel in the original. hes so darn sweet its painful. #and from what ive “heard” in the uh. geno route... smarter too. #anyhoo. back to sans. #i wont lie im not that big on comic book heroes. im not that uh savvy #but SPOILERS!!!! #i love how cleverly they implemented the alter ego with crossbones and sans #also seing sans pull new pranks really reminded me how exasperating he is back in UT #every ridiculous line and bs he pulled was so... *sigh* i understand papyrus now #unfortunately for him thats not gonna stop me from loving him any less #crossbones' personality specifically took me a while to like. but he grew on me. (like a barnacle on my ass) #but seeing him admit he liked being crossbones was super cute as hell omg #whatever makes you happy sans #being crossbones also rises to the most ridiculous ideas too so. cant complain

[nethnad]

watching nuwho and then classic who depictions of the master is so funny you have ten going "i know him... i could detect him anywhere if he was on earth...." and then in the sea devils the master is just meandering around the same building complex as the doctor and it takes jo looking out the window and going "WAIT A SECOND" for him to even notice he's there. bestie your husband is committing crimes as we speak ignore the golf guy for 3 seconds maybe

#the scene where trenchard is going on abt the golf tournament to stall for time and the doctor and jo just look so exasperated... same #they dont even know hes working with the master at that point theyre just sick of hearing abt golf LMAO #anyways building up a new theory in which threegado is basically married but isnt actually #and the whole 'detecting anywhere' is bc thoschei decided to get hitched mid time war so theyd have next of kin arrangements or something #otherwise. all the doctors shit goes to brax :/// he'd just make the tardis a museum piece again #dw #threegado #doctor who #thoschei #third doctor #delgado!master

[nanyangjj]

shen yuan you are the funniest most dramatic mf

#this man is so blind for anything bingy related it's exasperating #and funny ofc #binghe: breathes #shen yuan: amazing. otherworldly. it had to be the male protagonist only he could achieve such thing #svsss #scum villain self saving system #shen qingqiu #svsss book 1 #* reads mxtx

[jar-of-maise]

"Lynette!" Lyney bursts into the living room with uncharacteristic clumsiness. Leaning against the door frame, Lyney looks like the perfect image of chaos. Little streamers erupt from his pockets and tiny fireworks explode, crackling from under hat and sleeve as he stumbles through the doorway. 

The ominous smell of smoke begins to taint the air. 

"Lyney, you know what the rules are about magic props inside the house," Lynette chides, blowing on her tea meticulously without looking at her brother. 

"Is something wrong...Lyney?" Freminet asks hesitantly, unsure of how to breach the topic. 

His older brother huffs dramatically, staggering over to the couch with comically elongated steps. Freminet has to remind himself that this is his older brother, Lyney the Magician, the responsible team leader they all look up to and admire. 

He takes another look at Lyney's frazzled expression and decides that now might not be one of those times. 

“Oh it’s horrid!” Lyney whines, “the show’s all falling to pieces now!” He exclaims, shoving his face into a cushion. Freminent glances at Lynette, who’s determinedly ignoring Lyney and eyeing a slice of cake on the table. 

“Leave him be,” she says when she notices Freminent’s silent cry of help, “he’s just being dramatic. Lyney pull yourself together,” she scolds, carefully slicing through the cake with a fork, “you’re making Freminent worry.” 

“Oh my dearest little brother! I had no idea, please forgive me for causing you grief!” Lyney monologues, in a manner not very different to how Lady Furina would deliver speeches, “but this is a matter of utmost importance, I’m really in a pickle.”

“Lynette, maybe…” Freminent begins, watching as his sister’s tail flicks, “hm? Oh alright,” she says in an exasperated voice, “Lyney, use your words. What. Is. It?” 

“I,” Lyney begins, delighted to have an audience, “have a problem!”

“I’m delighted to know that you have gained self-awareness,” Lynette replies dryly, reaching for another slice of cake, Freminent watches her and knows that a scolding from Lyney is imminent, but keeps his mouth shut.

“Oh Lynette, how could you be so cold to your dear brother?” Lyney continues to complain, he rests his cheek on the cushion and sighs. 

“Are you going to talk about your problem or not?” 

“All in due time, there’s no need to be impatient,” Lyney retorts, Freminent blinks, clutching Pers a little tighter as he gets comfortable.

“See, it goes a little like this,” Lyney begins wistfully, “I’ve been experiencing something quite phenomenal you see,” he says, eye turning round, “my hands have been sweating a lot, and it’s like my heart is about to go–” Lyney snaps his fingers and miraculously, a shower of blue coloured butterflies erupt from his fingertips. 

“Like that!” He waves his hands.

Freminet nods, “I see,” he says, absorbing himself in the storytelling. 

“Just get on with it,” Lynette says, delicately pouring herself another cup of tea, her ears pricked in a very satisfied manner. 

“Well!” Lyney continues unoffended, “my brain has also been going fuzzy and I’m finding it hard to focus…no matter what happens, I just keep thinking about the same thing. But sometimes I’m giddy and all mushy like–” 

“Please don’t,” Lynette interrupts, “it’ll be a hassle to clean up later.” 

“Oh just this once, please Lynette, please?” 

Lynette sighs, “fine.” She says, with unamused eyes. 

Lyney grins and melts himself onto the couch, “I’m melting like sugar, or one of those chocolates that dissolve in your mouth!” He proclaims, and throws a sweet at Freminet who catches it, “Caramel Melts; nothing like a melt to give you a little help,” he says slowly, reading the cursive print on the wrapper. 

“Where did you get this from?” Freminet asks curiously. 

“Unimportant,” Lyney says dismissively, “I’ll get you some more if you like them though, but anyways, all of the symptoms listed above,” Lyney unravels a scroll and unrolls it with a flourish. 

Freminet should be used to Lyney’s tricks by now, but he’s still amazed at the fountain pen that begins writing by itself, “sweaty hands, strange emotions; mushiness, unreasonable amounts of joy…” he stops reading. 

“All of these,” Lyney points at the scroll, “are what I believe are symptoms of…” he pauses for dramatic effect.

“That’s right! These are none other than…signs of heart stroke!” Lyney says proudly. 

There is a long, fat silence. 

The floor is very interesting, Freminet decides, and these shoes have a spectacular shine, I should really polish them some more, he thinks to himself.

“Lyney,” Lynette says, breaking the heavy silence, “you’re not going through heart stroke.” 

Thank archons, Lynette is here! Freminet doesn’t think he’d have the courage to say that to Lyney’s face, in a manner that wouldn’t make Lyney even more melodramatic. 

“What!? Then what is it?” Lyney asks, rising from the clutches of the plush couch for the first time. 

“My diagnosis is…” Lynette pauses for dramatic effect, and Freminet swears Pers is listening attentively too. 

They all hold their breaths. 

“You’re in love, Lyney.” Lynette announces, taking a long sip of her tea. Freminet’s eyes widen, but it doesn’t compare to the heavy thud he hears and the long, loud shriek of, “WHAT?!” That echoes well and truly wonderfully throughout Hotel Bouffes d'ete. From then on, the urban legends of Fontaine often speculated about a most inhuman ghoul or perhaps, troll that was being kept hidden in the Hotel basement. 

Not that such rumours could ever be proven. 

“Let them imagine,” Lynette would say, sipping her tea nonchalantly, “a little shock has never hurt anyone,” she glances at Lyney, who’s been sitting on his chair with a stunned expression on his face. Indeed, Lynette helps herself to a macaroon, perhaps the next step is to give Lyney a little push, after all, a gentle nudge has never hurt anyone either.

#lyney #lynette #freminet #fontaine #lyney is in love #lyney the sap TM #god he's so cringe but i love him #misunderstandings galore #nothing like a good old realisation to kick off a fanfiction #lyney x reader #lynette is so very done #freminet is very concerned #pers as moral support #starring my oc as the reader insert (will be introduced later) #love #lynette's love for desserts #honestly same girl #the funny is the dramatic concerned and exasperated trio #lynette has no time for your bullshit #comedy #i should sleep #this is a cry for help #sincerely lynette

[mysecretwindowuniverse]

Nygmobblepot Text Meme

#Gotham #gotham text posts #tumblr text meme #oswald cobblepot #edward nygma #nygmobblepot #finally got around to making a nygmobblepot text meme #short and sweet but to the point #used it as an opportunity to improve/redo prior nygmobblepot text posts so that's now off of my long term to do list #when i tell you that last text post has lived in my head rent free FOR YEARS i'm not exaggerating #probably think about it once a week and i never fail to crack up #showed it to my fiance and he let out an exasperated sigh then after a heavy pause he was like: it's not wrong but damn it #so glad i get to torment this man for the rest of our lives <3 #my gifs #mine #risqué

[starlightseraph]

credit: sculder.and.mully on ig

#should the original creator see this: i credited your ig but feel free to message me if you want me to take this down! i totally understand! #‘mywife is soft nd ilikeher’ is literally mulder about scully #he literally doesn’t know what to do with himself when she’s not around he just waits for her to get back #oh skinner my little exasperated cutie #the x files #x files #txf #msr #gillian anderson #dana scully #david duchovny #fox mulder #mitch pileggi #walter skinner #starlightseraph’s brainrot

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 6

Let's make it some in-world memes this time :)

#prompts #memes #meme #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #cryptid batfamily #battinson #They somehow travel back in time & makes it everyone elses problem #They do not communicate with anyone else besides each other lol #give battinson a robin #but it's time travel and he has all of the robins at once #except Damian but they're going to grab him the moment he exists #Jason: wait does this mean I still have my all-blades #bruce is a good dad #but also so very done with his kids but in a of love and exasperation way #8 year old Dick & 5 year old Jason & 3 year old Tim showing up at the manor: B let us in it cold out here #3 year old Steph kicking down the door: Hope u missed my presence #5 year old Cass crawling in through the window: :) hello family #The kids: Wow Bruce u wear makeup that heavy that's funny lol #But can u imagine battinson with several tiny children following like ducklings #They're perfectly behaved in public but go back to being their lil shit selves when they get home #Gotham: aw the Waynes are like lil angels #Also Gotham: Oh my gosh did you SEE Robin Bite that poor person I hope they don't also turn into an undead cryptid

[howlerbat]

in honor of the second season starting soon here’s an edit of Izzy Hands I did a while ago to remind you of his worst best moments

#I’m a black sails girlie but I love an exasperated first mate when I see one #ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #he has done nothing wrong in his life actually

[starheirxero]

I think Lord Eclipse and Lord Lunar would have SUCH a funny dynamic. Local gods have a feud but only one of them actually cares about it. Servant Eclipse thinks they’re both being ridiculous.

#xero creations #THIS IS ALSO MY WAY OF SHOWING OFF MY DESIGNS FOR THESE GUYS….. HI 😁 #lord eclipse: you just- you just use it constantly and float around like that? are you stupid? how careless can you GET? you- #lord lunar (whispering to servant eclipse): this dude knows that he used the star to modify his body too right. do you think he’s aware. #servant eclipse (exasperated): no. i don’t think he is. #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #tsams #lord eclipse #lord eclipse au #lord lunar #servant eclipse #sams eclipse #eclipse sams #sams lunar #lunar sams #centiclipse

[pixlatedvampire]

I’d like to personally thank Joey and Anya for their roles in the iconic "that’s my wife!" scene. Making it possible for this comic and all my headcanons about how yennefer and jaskier are silly w each other to be practically canon ^-^ 🌸

I think that yennefer can strategically be so so nice to jaskier as a form of warfare as a treat 💕☺️

#the witcher #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #yennisker #my art #digital art #comic #csp #finally finished this lmao 😅 #I just think they are soooooo so silly w each other #like pulling pigtails but also so heartfelt #I’m not good at calligraphy or anything so I need you to imagine yennefer saying it so soft and sweet and like your the most #wonderful important person ever but also so exasperated like she couldn’t live without out you but how does she put up w this nonsense?? #you need to feel like you’ll die after hearing it that’s what jaskier is going through rn #this woman is a weapon and she knows it #I think of the two of them she stops hiding behind the mask first and jaskier doesn’t know how to handle it lmao #I do think he catches up quick tho

[sisaloofafump]

The funniest missed chance DC could have taken during the whole Clark Kent Reveals He Is Superman time was him having a very public friendship with Bruce Wayne. Because people already know that Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne are friends, but Superman and Bruce Wayne?? Now that's funny.

Give me Bruce declaring that of course he always knew who Clark/Superman was. Give me a Bruce vs Batman rivalry over the title of Superman's Best Friend. Have that explain why Superman's always rescuing Bruce instead of Batman.

Give me Bruce constantly trying to wear down the Superman persona in public because it's not like that mask is really needed. Give me Bruce pulling stupid dramatic stunts knowing that Superman is going to save him. Give me Bruce doing anything to mess with him, leaving bystanders wondering "what do they see in each other" but the answer can only be that Superman is way more laid back than assumed because Bruce Wayne is increasingly less sincere the moment they're together.

Give me Bruce using Clark to fly him to work (he'll love it so long as he's not Batman at the moment) and when Clark gets too fed up with the ridiculous flying positions Bruce wants, give me Bruce bribing Jon to take him instead.

Give me Bruce immediately cutting the crap out at one glare from Lois Lane.

Give me Lois Lane actively encouraging him behind Clark's back.

Give me a deeply conflicted Clark who's trying not to murder Bruce at every opportunity but also cherishes their time together and recognizes the ease it provides them to exchange information and materials. Give me Clark trying so hard to keep his composure and "pleasure to see you again, Mr. Wayne" his way through situations while Bruce is loudly inviting his whole family over to dinner and gossiping about the latest personal news. Give me Clark reminding himself constantly that this is Batman, and he will do something amazing soon, he just needs patience (and to yell at him a little), but also this isn't Batman right now and he can't get into a fight with a civilian.

Just... give me public Superman and Bruce Wayne interactions.

#jimmy's not in competition for the label od best friend because he already has the highest honour of all: Superman's Pal #give me Bruce showing up late to a Wayne Enterprises meeting with a knock on the board room window #he's outside and upsidedown being carried from his ankle by a very exasperated Superman #batman #dc comics #superman #bruce wayne #lois lane #Clark Kent #Jon kent #superbat

[fluffyartbl0g]

Time travel au again :3 this time with the marines!!!

Speedrun/Time Travel AU

#speedrun au #one piece #time travel au #op fanart #op koby #helmeppo #monkey d. luffy #so some people other than the strawhats also remember stuff but the memories are more blurry of what happened in that future #helmeppo also remembers btw #he looks constipated cause he’s exasperated at all the fanboying that koby’s doin #koby knows EXACTLY how much of a lil shite hes being

[esmes]

don't ya want to know? do ya really wanna know?

#sweeney todd #sweeney todd revival #sweenett #broadwayedit #annaleigh ashford #josh groban #IDK YALL just something about her excited little face as she daydreams makes me wanna :) scream :) #the exasperated little pat on her hand lmao this is NOT the first time this man has had to endure her flights of fancy #she's just lost in the sauce and he's like here we go again #she may be a monster but she's MY monster ok? #** #mt #otp: if you only knew

[summerholiday99]

#degrees of lewdity #dol sydney #sydney the faithful #my art #i draw him different every time😭 #looove this dialogue it makes me gasp whenever it shows up dhjkfh #he sounds soo exasperated🥴