Oh my god I have not posted in a hot minute, but also I just haven’t done digital art in awhile either so take my paper doodles because EC smol Sephiroth has been plaguing my thoughts for days now. Ft Aeriseph sibling nonsense
Drew a bunch of AU Doritos in one spot talking about smolboi
For context, These are a bunch of AU Eclipses gathered in one dimension for a party thing; And one of the tiny ones just finished casually explaining in great detail that he was child-sized because the Star basically disassembled and reassembled him atom by atom over the course of several minutes because he accidentally made a second wish without any energy to sacrifice for it.
And then all of the others just turn to stare at him with either shock or concern, meanwhile the smol one is just sitting sipping a juice box like it’s no big deal. (He’s traumatized but it’s been a long time since it happened.)
From left to right: Damsel!Eclipse, Goddess Earth! Eclipse (Flowerboi), Jar!Eclipse, Therapy!Eclipse, Pet!Eclipse don’t ask, and God Lunar!Eclipse (Jailboi)
Kirito: (Okay cool um you just saved this girl’s life and now she just. Won’t even respond. Uh)
Kirito: (Okay offer her the map data. There you go. And some potions. Okay neat now to just)
Kirito: (Put your sword back in the scabbard...swing it around the back and slide it in there. It’ll look SUPER sick if you could just uh)
Kirito: (Um. Uh. Come on we practiced this. Oh my god PLEASE just get into the scabbard? Maybe?)
Kirito:
Kirito: (Nope I missed it again. Oh my god this is so fucking embarrassing)
Kirito: (Haha you know what? You know what. Imma just. Dip. Yeah)
Kirito: ALRIGHT I’M TAKING OFF NOW BYE
Kirito: (I want to die I want to DIE that was awful I feel like I’m going to throw up. I am NEVER trying that trick in front of a cute girl EVER again)
I had this weird dream when i was a kid So I passed a shop who are sale some toy and a stuffed animal in my dad car what i Saw from the window i see a numbertaker but he was a plushie for now i wondering that dream count as nightmare or a fever dream
I think it would just be a dream. Unless while dreaming this dream, you were having a fever. Then it would be a fever dream.
But now Plushytaker exists!!!! Look at him he's sO CUTEEEEE AAAAAA
Sometimes I am this very bossy, busy, ambitiously driven woman juggling a hundred different things that I want to do and be good at and then at night when I speak to him I feel like a soft flower who can rest and then start the next day with the golden sunshine
I am still in my feelings about that "I didn't transition to look like Elliot Page: I wanted to look like Hank Hill" thing because like?? Very fucking rude to Elliot Page first of all?? What the fuck is the subtext here? That he doesn't look enough like a "real" man and is some kind of dilettante who we shouldn't take seriously until he mans up, or something?
Also like... as far as I know Page is not attracted to men, but it feels vaguely homophobic? "I want to be a Normal Straight Man who looks like a Regular Guy not a fucking [slur redacted]" Like fuck off? And it had so many notes! How is policing the gender presentation of other transmasc people being so roundly fucking applauded, oh my god.
It is late night and I felt the need to draw myself a v\Varian sketch. It’s sloppy because I rushed it, but I really needed to draw a Varian before bed. <3 Love my boi!!!
Been seeing takes about the John Mulaney situation where ppl are like “I’m going to keep supporting him bc I still think he’s funny”, “tbh it’s not like John made the trans jokes why is everyone upset??”
People are upset because at minimum, trans individuals didn’t fucking pay get blindsided by tired jokes about their identity? What’s so hard to understand about that??? We can talk about all the issues with John Mulaney’s jokes another time but I think we can all agree, a huge portion of his audience is queer and to see him be buddy buddy with an open transphobe to the point of him literally surprise opening his show: Was wack as fuck.
If you wanna support John after all this and literally don’t care: Just fucking say that. Don’t sit there and try to justify him making his trans audience feel belittled on a night I’m sure they thought would be great fun and ended up being traumatic.
Chris Pratt was casted because martinet was too powerful: Just too bby and capable of fucking shit up, everyone jn the studio was in tears by how incredibley fren shaped he was: The building almost flooded: They needed to hinder him or else his mustachioed glory would destroy the universe from too much owo