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#he is literally the cutest thing ever id die for him i love him so much
bubblegyu00 · 10 days
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zb1 as boyfriends 💋
a/n: thought i'd do one for jebe too 😋 YURA YURA BABY BABY also this is very rushed....
not proofread !
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• jiwoong
boyfriend jiwoong is so " yes love? honey. sweetheart. princess " he's so perfect wtf
this man would be randomly talking and say " i would die for you " and mean that shit from the bottom of his heart
i feel like he's very manly and mature but he can not drink an ounce of alcohol or he's wasted. but when he's drunk he's genuinely the cutest thing ever. will cling onto you and giggle like a little kid but you can't even be mad at him because you love him sm
SUCH a gentleman. i don't even need to elaborate on this.
he's so husband material like i would drop my whole life for him to put a ring on my finger
loves loves loves to spoil you on holidays
" i bought you a present! "
" it's the 4th of july jiwoong... and you're korean. "
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• hanbin
please do not even get me started with this man.
boyfriend!hanbin will literally revolve his whole world around you. if you think he adores that hamster plushie... take that times 1000 and that's his adoration for you
if he could take you on his tours he would. it literally tears him apart that he can't see you for that long of a period of time.
whenever he can't see you starts to literally hear your voice. he'll call you to get a flight to wherever he's at because he thinks he's delusional and needs to see you before he goes insane
will be your number one supporter at award shows, but when the camera pans to him he acts like he wasn't just screaming your fanchant
will do all of your chores for you even if you don't ask him to
" what're you doing? "
" sweeping "
" hanbin did you not just see me sweep the whole house? "
" well yeah but like- "
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• zhanghao
boyfriend!zhanghao is so RGRBRBRHRHRGRGRH
if anyone of your fans goes to a " your biggest fan " contest, they're all losing because zhanghao is winning immediately
honestly was your biggest fan before you two started dating. he made the biggest foul out of himself when he saw you
like the guy started stuttering, turning red, and sweating profusely. you thought it was cute so you just started teasing him more
he's still a little intimidated by you, but he doesn't stutter, turn red, or sweat profusely. ( unless you start making out, cus then he basically has a stroke )
zhanghao is definitely the second best kisser. idk why it's just something about him.... like his lips also just look so soft ( does it show that i dream about him all the time? )
the amount of stuff he knew about you before you started dating is basically stalker level but it's okay cus you're obsessed too.
you two are the most judgmental people i've ever seen oml. like someone will pass by and you'll look at eachother and give them the most vile look ever made. like if i slipped up in front of you two id probably cry
" ew wtf look it's her "
" omg wasn't she the friend that dumped that one guy for no reason "
" yup "
" gross "
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• matthew
boyfriend!matthew is so cute he makes me want to do a backflip into a pool of lava ( nichole wtf )
but anyways he's actually so perfect and sweet and perfect and also sweet with some perfect mixed in
wants to be in your arms 24/7, it literally kills him when he has to leave every morning for work. like he genuinely starts tweaking out
every time he goes to canada to visit his family, he takes you too because his mom and sister ADORE you sm. like whenever you're over his mom cooks a whole feast and will talk your ear off, but it's okay cus you love her
will be texting you with the stupidest smile on his face, it makes the members wanna gag. but he dosent notice cus he's to busy typing words to describe how much he misses you
the boys WILL NOT under any circumstances get too close to you or matthew will talk their ears off
" did you just touch her? "
" i passed her the remote?! "
" you know what gunwook i'm so sick and tired of- "
and then he rants for two hours.
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• taerae
boyfriend!taerae is soooo bestie boo, like he is literally your hype man
i also think that taerae is basically a mindreader... like you could be craving something and two seconds later there's taerae at the door with whatever it is you wanted. or if you wanted to call him, he'd call you right before you even turn on your phone to call him
quite literally spams your company's emails to let you do a dance challenge tiktok together. and when i say spam, i mean this man genuinely sent them 5000 slideshows as to why you should do the challenge together
absolutely can not go two sentences without bringing you up. the members could literally be talking about plants and he would make it have to do something with you
sometimes he'll wake up and wonder how in the world he pulled you. like he genuinely thinks he is the chosen one because he thinks your so 😍
he loves when you compliment his singing sm. he literally wants to cry every time you tell him how beautiful his voice is, because he only needs your validation, not anyone else's
he's so obsessed with your scent. like he buys your perfume in bulk, and sprays it on his sheets and pillows
" just bought a hundred bottles of your perfume. "
" yeah and now they're all sold out rae "
" that sucks cus im not sharing. "
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• ricky
boyfriend!ricky is claimed by me. no like i genuinely have him moved into my house and everything
he's the #1 kisser. like his make out game is STRONG omfg. he's literally just a natural wtf. like he doesn't even have a lot of experience, he's just so good at kissing it's wild
this man would probably try to buy you the world if you said you wanted it. but the thing about quanrui is that you could ask him for boba or something, and he'd buy you the whole franchise
whenever you're apart, he'll call you when you're about to go to sleep, and he won't even turn off the lights until he hears your soft snores
unpopular opinion—i believe that ricky is honestly really shy when it comes to you. like if you tell him that you love him, he'll get shy and clingy and while hide in the crook of your neck
his favorite thing in the world is when your laying in between his legs with your head on his chest. he'll play with your hair until you fall asleep
that's another thing about ricky; he feels guilty when he falls asleep first, because he hates the fact that you're lying awake basically alone
he's so delusional, he literally will lie in bed and plan out your wedding
" oh and your ring is gonna be soooo pretty baby "
" oh yeah? "
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• gyuvin
boyfriend!gyuvin oh god.... yes those are tears you see in my eyes 😰
gyuvin likes to mess around and tease his members, but when it comes to you he's the sweetest, softest thing you've ever met
he gets sososo shy when you compliment his on his appearance at all. no like he genuinely covers his face and gets all smiley
the members always make fun of him because whenever you're around, he turns into this giant clingy simp
he honestly is really good about communication. like he absolutely will not let you go to sleep angry
do not break up with him. if you break up with him i'm pretty sure he'd go genuinely insane. he'd also be one of those stalker exes.....
you haven't seen clingly until you've met kim gyuvin. he literally wants to be physically attached to you at all times
" no come back! "
" gyu we've been cuddling for like six hours straight?!"
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• gunwook
oh how i love boyfriend!gunwook....
gunwook is lowkey SUCH a gentleman. like if you two were on a date outside and it was sunny, he'd put a hand over your head to keep your eyes from hurting. or if your shoes were untied, he'd tie them without even thinking.
has you as his lockscreen and smiles every time he checks the time, or opens his phone ( it's a picture of you sleeping )
he buys you soooo many stuffed animals, but they're all teddy bears, and they're all named gunwook #1-#203. yeah... he really loves buying you plushies..
loves going to the arcade with you, cus he think you're so adorable when you're competitive/focused
you genuinely make him soooo happy and he smiles every time he looks at you. he could literally be having the worst day he's ever had, but the minute you walk in he has the biggest smile on his face
please compliment him or he'll cry. like your validation is a top priority, just like taerae. so if he's been working on his choreo extra and you notice, he's literally skipping around like a child
he definitely falls for your traps all the time
" do you think i look good today?? "
" yes of course baby "
" good not great? do you not even love me any more?! "
" WHAT?! "
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• yujin
boyfriend!yujin is soooo confusing.
i say this because you minute he's bullying you, and the next he's cuddled up with you on the couch watching a movie
i think that he loves and adores you so much it confuses him sometimes since you two a young, and he dosent know what to do with himself
he's not the best at expressing his feeling and you have to understand that. he sometimes feels really bad when he treats you cold, but he doesn't want to admit it
but when he's in a good mood, he treats you so well. like he honestly treats you like you're royal
he sometimes has to ask his hyungs for advice because he doesn't know how to be a boyfriend. but he really tries that's all that matters
but yet again, when he's in a good mood he's clingy and smiley and won't let you out of his grasp for more than two minutes
" where are you going? :( "
" yujin i have to go pee "
" do you REALLY have to pee? "
" uhm.... yes "
" are you sure? "
" yujin- "
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gh000m · 5 months
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only boy i’ve felt so right with. like really right. he’s perfect. and he’s beautiful. his face is literally a masterpiece and it’s the most sweetest, heart melting thing ever. i love him so much. he’s simply everything. his art on his arms and legs. his music, n his taste in it. he’s so talented and intelligent. he’s doin big things in life n going so far. i’m just so proud. he’s so funny and always makes me laugh. he’s the cutest boy to ever have existed in the whole universe. i’ve never been more infatuated. he owns my mind. and sometimes that can be a wild ride. but it’s an adventure ill ride till i die bc i’m his for as long as he wants me pretty much. id never give up on someone so important to me. he’s special. he’s a bit of a missing piece to my life. sometimes too good to be true. but so happy to have him.
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kobunnie · 3 years
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3:00 am shopping
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ft. kazuha + childe + xiao + zhongli
⤻ summary ; in which you go shopping at 3:00 am with your boyfriend
⤻ word count ; 1.3k
⤻ genre ; fluff
⤻ warnings ; cursing
⤻ pronouns ; none mentioned
⤻ a/n ; first genshin post and i have to say, its sexc isnt it. childe is the love of my life but id die for xiaos right now im not cheating
ও enjoy <3
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ও KAEDEHARA KAZUHA
is a little hesitant at first but only for like five seconds before he caves and gets out of bed to shop with you
is actually like very tame?
i dont know what to say to be honest
compared to some other people, he just doesnt mind very much
but also gets into the spirit of shopping at untimely hours
and creates the loveliest poem on earth
also buys a lot of things for you because hes the cutest sweetheart ever
but also takes this as an experience
like a very cool lovely experience where he can learn more about the world
and travels
and how other nations work
and what it means to just have fun
he definitely creates (a) poem(s) as you two shop
“pssst, kazuha, wake up.” you poked kazuha awake
his eyes fluttered open and he frowned at you, eyeing your attire. “why are you dressed?”
“lets go shopping!”
he turned to the clock on the side of the bed “its 3”
“and?”
he sighed and got out of bed, quickly changing into his clothes before following you out of the house
now he wasnt expecting jt to be so alive at 3 in the morning. of course, he suspected that it was a somewhat normal occurrence due to how easily you got up and walked through the streets as if youd been doing that sort of thing for years
which honestly you probably had been
“ooo lets go there!” kazuha loved the smile on your face as you gripped his hand and lead him through the streets
it was actually nice. so nice that he just had to create a poem. a poem with you being the central figure
i cant write poems so lets pretend he said something profound and adorable
and you swooned because who wouldnt??
the two of you had the most adorable outing ever
with him buying you tons of little gifts that he could give to you multiple times during the next day because his love language is acts of service + words of affirmation and i dont take criticism
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ও CHILDE
its his idea.
wasnt sleeping anyhow because he was busy
and he felt bad since he hadnt been able to spend much time with you lately,
so mans literally went to your house and woke you up at 3 to go shopping
youre like ?????
and hes like !!!!!!
legit drags you through all sorts of shops and stores for no apparent reason than to just spend time with you
its like a super fun super cool date that youd see on pinterest and think “wow im fucking single”
but its SO CUTE
for some reason also buys a LOT of things
like we know he spends money dilly dally here take this and this
but he just buys a whole lot of useless things during these 3 am trips and he just leaves them in your house in random places
a lot of the things he buys are for you which is very cute in a way, but also theyre totally useless and youd have absolutely no idea what to do with them
but in general, you just like to look at the things he buys and remember the night because its cute and adorable
childe also never lets you pay for anything
he always pays even when you dont ask like
its just a habit for him to pay instead
even when you tell him that youll pay hell refuse and like push you out of the way so he can pay instead
“Y/N LETS GO!” you bolted upright in bed, shocked out of your sleeping state by childes booming voice
“childe—?”
he leaned forward and grabbed your hands, scooping you out of bed and twirling you. “time for a 3 am shopping trip!!”
“okay, okay, let me change—“
as soon as you two wouldve left the house hed be dragging you all over the place, buying you little trinkets and random things that he could just litter around your house
“LOOK at this y/n! isnt it adorable??”
you blinked at the little doll in his hand “childe, what would i need it for?”
“i never said i was gonna buy it!”
“but you will”
“i am not predictable”
you smiled and rolled your eyes. you held up your hand and started counting down from five. at one, childe asked the lady working at the store how much it was and then he purchased it
he turned to see your face
“you were saying?”
he rolled his eyes and gave you the doll “here, you can have this.”
“childe, what am i gonna do with it?”
“use it for decoration!”
“like where?”
childe shrugged “anywhere youd like, love”
“hmmm, how about in your house, then?”
“but i bought it for you—“
“and i love it. but you bought it so you should keep it. let me buy whatever it is next time then, okay?” you attempted to tell him that youd pay when he grabbed your wrist
childe grinned and held up his own money “i pay, love, okay?”
“but why? i can pay!”
“theyre gifts from me to you—let me be a gentleman!”
“you are, childe, without always paying for me”
“im still paying”
“URGHGRH”
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ও XIAO
doesnt sleep, but doesnt want to go anyway
just wants to stay home and watch you sleep
because thats his favorite thing in the world
seeing you so comfortable and calm as you sleep
but no
you want to go shopping for god knows what at 3 in the morning and xiao doesnt have an excuse
because mans doesnt sleep
so eventually you end up dragging him out of the house and the whole time
hes just like 🧍🏻‍♀️
like literally
hell be standing there so awkwardly because he doesnt know what to do
its sctually very cute and adorable and i love him for it
but yeah, he kinda just lets you do your thing and have your fun
because ultimately, even if he loves seeing your peaceful face as you sleep
he loves seeing you happy more
because HES THAT KINDA KF PERSON AND YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE
still js very awkward though
kinda jsut exists there to the side as you bother sleep deprived workers who got the short end of the stick in terms of shifts
“no”
“aweee, please, xiao?” you asked, begging xiao to go shopping with you. “youre not planning on sleeping, are you?”
xiao glared at you and you smiled cheekily “pleeeeeassseee?” you pleaded
xiao stared at you for a few more seconds before groaning and getting up. “fine. but just for a little bit”
“EEEK! YAY, omg i love you”
would never admit it, but that little sentence made him smile on the inside and urged him to move just a little bit faster
once the two of you were actually shopping, hed be kind of like, aloof and almost in his own world
but whenever you turned to him hed suddenly be very engaged and interested and talkative
he just wanted to see you smile and hear you say that you loved him over and over again
because he loved you too
he really loved you and he wanted you to be happy
“i love you, xiao,” you said as you kissed his cheek and handed him a little box. you beamed and moved to another stand
xiao opened the box to find a pair of earrings. he looked at you as you talked with the vendor and noticed a matching pair on your ears
he smiled softly to himself and murmured, “i love you too, y/n” as he put the earrings on his ears
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ও ZHONGLI
is asleep
sleeps like a rock
no 3 am shopping
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contrispos · 3 years
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Episode 8 - Reunion
[Star Wars: The Bad Batch]
WARNING: This thing is long AF
Oh no… oh shit… stop… Okay I’ve missed Mr Toothpick here we go
PLEASE LET HIM GO
LET HIM BE WITH HIS BROTHERS AGAIN GODDAMMIT
“It’s Clone Force 99” with a completely monotone voice… stop…
Can Lama Su stop calling them Experimental Unit 99??? THEY ARE SOLDIERS BITCH GIVE THEM SOME RESPECT
TERMINATE THEM?????????? FUCK YOU RAMPASS
Omega is so focused I love it🥺
Wrecker really knows his stuff… so much for being the dumb one(no offense)
Oh my god I know the stress she’s going through… gosh I hope Wrecker has a brain and doesn’t actually blow the whole thing up
YES UNCLE WRECKER
Mom is coming… Dad wants you back on the cruiser
ECHO DID A SUPERHERO LANDING
Awwwwwww I can’t with Wrecker and Omega🥺🥺🥺🥺
FUCK YOU SCRAPPERFUCKS
OH YEAH
THIS IS THE SOLDIER STUFF I CAME FOR
Can Omega stop being the cutest thing ever??
“That’s not comforting” Tech… I can’t explain how much I love you okay???
I got a bit of a heart attack when Wrecker hit his head AGAIN… but then I remembered the last episode…
TECH WHY DIDN’T YOU SHAVE THE OTHER SIDE??????? YOU HAD A CHANCE TO ACCEPT YOUR PUNK SIDE COME ON!!!!!!
Tech’s helmet is the cutest thing, he constantly looks like a little puppy🥺
I don’t like Hunter’s helmet tho… can’t explain it
Wrecker’s undying love for explosives, I can’t
No shit Tech, the lights LITERALLY JUST TURNED ON OF COURSE THE POWER IS BACK
TECH STOP BEING CUTE
I KNOW IT’S JUST HIS VOICE BUT IT’S CUTE AS HELL
THE WAY HE SAYS OMEGA
Echo… Just join Rex goddammit we know you want to
Is it just me or did Echo’s accent just fuck up a bit?? He almost sounded drunk… aRE yOu dRuNk?
YES IT’S THE TECH SCENE FROM THE TRAILER
HE’S TINKERING
TINKER ON BOY
COME ON TECH CAN YOU JUST GET PROPER ARMOR FOR GODS SAKE???? PROTECT YOUR THIGHS!!! PROTECT YOUR NECK!!!!! PROTECT YOUR BALLS I MEAN COME ON
Oh Tech my sweet, sweet darling Tech… JUST TALK ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONS!!!! TALK ABOUT THE STRESS YOU WERE UNDER DURING THE WAR!!!! TALK ABOUT YOUR FEAR OF LOSING YOUR BROTHERS!!!! I WANT TO BE HURT REAL GOOD!!! IF I DON’T NEED THERAPY AFTER AN EPISODE YOU HAVE FAILED!!!!
Okay please tell me Omega is standing on something, I really don’t want Tech to have worse posture. I know he’s 6’4” so like Omega should be WAY shorter than that compared to him
Ah shiet
Stop
No
Company, leave!!
Go
Away
LISTEN HERE YOU GIRAFFE!!!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO MY PRECIOUS CHILD OKAY
Oh god
Stop this right now
DAMN HE IS LOOKING GOOD
sorry
I don’t like this
Crosshair knows them so well this isn’t good
WAS THAT??? NO IT CAN’T HAVE BEEN? WAS THAT HOPE IN HIS VOICE?? IS HE HAPPY TO FINALLY BE WITH THE BATCH????
Stop it I don’t like not liking clones
Oh Crosshair I have missed you and all but can you just like leave??
Oh my god the regs really are stupid huh?
Tech I love you you little smartass
Crosshair, stop it, get some help
I am honestly pissed at Tech, like constantly… WHY DOES HE GET FUCKING PERFECT THIGHS AND I DON’T
Oh hell nah
🎶 fuck this shit i’m out 🎶
i don’t like this
i’m scared
Tech you sneaky bastard
TECH STOP BEING SO EXCITED ABOUT MASS MURDER
I don’t like when Crosshair disrespects my children like that
I’m crying
this is too much
Omega, you get a golden star for being cute as fuck
Tech, you get a golden star for being cute as fuck
The rest of you, you get to sleep on the floor
OH HELL NO
DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE
“Your issue is with me, not her” Hunter, your dad is showing. Like literally it’s consuming you
HUNTER I TOLD YOU LAST WEEK THAT THIS WAS NOT THE KIND OF HUG I MEANT
HOLY FUCK MY FAMILY IS HOME I CANT LAUGH NOW
THAT SCREAM
AHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Wrecker this isn’t a video game, you know that right??
TECH HOLDING OMEGAS HAND??? KILL ME NOW
WAIT
crosshair held the side of his head
DOES THAT MEAN????
weeeee a slide
Oh Wrecker I love you
We should let them have more slides
I think it could be mutually beneficial
They have fun, I get some extra serotonin
Hey! You should have let him finish!
What are the engines capable of, Tech? *blinks unnaturally quickly*
HUNTER HOW FUCKING STRONG ARE YOU???
How did you do that? I wanna save Tech too 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Crosshair clearly isn’t used to talking this much, his voice sounds kinda sore…
Tech could you maybe like, stop being emotionless? YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE
holy fuck they’re gonna die
no
ohhhh no
no no no no no no no
OH YEAH MY SMART BABIES I LOVE YOU
OH MY GOD
they really are a group of dads
NOOOOO TURN THEM OFF
CROSSHAIR
NO
STOP
TURN THE ENGINES OFF MY BABY IS DYING
Omegas little welps🥺🥺🥺
CROSSHAIR MY CHILD
HE LOOKED SO SCARED
okay, who did that?
CAD FUCKING BANE????????
ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
THIS JUST BECAME A WHOLE ASS WESTERN
THE MUSIC AHHHHHH
HOLY FUCK I NEVER THOUGHT ID BE EXCITED ABOUT CAD BANE YET HERE WE ARE
no
stop
nuh uh
nope
i’m out
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
NO
HUNTER
STOP
OMEGA
Oh no
Crosshair is properly fucked
oh shit
IT CANT STOP THERE
okay not gonna lie that was a gorgeous scene
is that what it looks like in their helmets??? really? I thought is was just like, a window, but this makes more sense
HOLY FUCK
created by DAVE FILONI yeah bitch I am gunning for you. I will find you, and i will kill you.
BITCH
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Today has been a very stressful day, so guess wtf time it is? Drunk Breaking Dawn Pt. 1. Here is what I soberly remember of the movie (I have not watched it since BD2 came out): 
1. There’s a wedding.
2. There’s a honeymoon.
3. There’s swimming in the ocean.
4. There’s an accidental pregnancy.
5. The baby almost kills Bella.
6. The canon incident that we all hate happens.
7. The Volturi evilly laugh. 
Same as Eclipse, my drunken narration of the movie will be below the break.
A brief intro statement, I was 100% sober and just beginning to drink at the beginning of the Eclipse post and progressively got more drunk. For BD1, I’m throwing back before I even start watching this shit show.
- I love the effects of the intro. it’s very calming. THe putting away childish things quote is literally a Bible verse. I hate that Stpehen appropriated Quileute culture, Christian culture, and every culture. I know she’s mormon but sitll. THis shit feels real appropriated.
- Idk why rennee is all happy. she never gave a shit before.
- OMG ALICE TEHCING BELLA TO WALK IN HEELS IS THE CUTEST ICRY.
- carlisle carryign the bench is literally the hottest hting i’ve ever seen fck
- lowkey kinda creeprd out because she’s literally sacrificing her humanity to marry this deud she’s known for like a year but everyone other than jacob is super supportive
- damn she’s looking @ this dreamcatcher and it’s making me sad but tbh that shit probably caused half her nightmares because she’s not native so sleep paralysis (if you know you know).
- DAMN EDWAD RELALY JUST ADMITTED HE’S BEEN A VIRGING FOR OVER 100 YEARS WHAT AB RAVE MAN WE STAN
- BUT FOR REAL WHY IS NO ONE FREAKING TF OUT THAT SHE’S LITERALLY BEGGING TO DIE FOR THIUS DUE?
- he just todl her hes killed people and explained it and it didn’t work she’s still down to clown with this vapire emo boi
- HOW HE’S SMILTING @ HR WTF I AM SO ALONEEEE
- i just wama ne im loved amd ne loved in retun plz
- this dream sequence is awful also fck the volturi is til hate that they never overthrew that crabbyass monarchy bullshit they were powerful enough
- i just wanna be like rosalie when i greow up
- charlie knew shit was off when he saw those crapsk 
- why the HELL is renen actin liks she cares? bitch go the fuck back home
- jessica is the only one with any damn common sense in this whole series talking about they’re too fucking young for this shitt bitch true and itm akes sene now why she was the valedictioajrn 
- SLEEPING AT LAST IS THT GROUP IDK IF YALL HAVE HEARD ANY OF HTEIR OTHER STUFF BUT THEY’RE AMAIZNG AND I USED TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP # THAT SHIT
- damn id’ be fuckign panicking too your lfie is over hoe 
- stpeheen sto pwiht your racist ass smiling its offensive
- CHARLIE FUCKING DEWEVRE BETTER SOMEONE LOVE HIM PLEASR
- this wedding is gorgoeus though i live for hte fuckj g aestiec 
- OH MY GORD THE PROM SONGGGGGGGG  FCK ME RIGHT IN THE EMO 
- IT JUST HIT ME WHN THEY WRE LOOKI  @ EACH OTHERS EYES THIS BTCH REALLY MARYING AN UNDRSF VAMPIRE HOE this shit is horryighn why was i not scare?
- carlisle is the love of y life
- sth is a lil ray of sunishen 
- i just reaized howd fucked it is that sue and chalrie are starng to catch feelz ut sue knows his daughter is funckugn off with a unded vamp emo iboi
- OMG I FCUKING HATE STEPHENE RACIST ASS I LEGIT MADE AP OST EARLIER SYAING LAURENT WANTED TO DO THE RIGHT THING ANDWOUVLEBE BEND A VEGETATIAN BITCH AND IRENEA CONFIRMED FCK THIS SHIT IM OUT ANG ANGRY
- charlie is gget ing drunk as hell my spiritn animel
- jesica is smart and beautiful she needs t os stop being jealous and petty know ya wotht girlie you got itl
- I SWEAR WHEN IGET MARRIED OSMEDAY IF ANYONE GIVES A SPEECH LIKE THIS I WILL PERSONALLY DRAGT HER ASS OUT.
- edwar lves her so much fck im all alone\
- how haoph hacob is when they hig i hate canonn they were best friends fc,
- jacob stay the fck outta her sex life she;s been wanting this for ad dman year fkc steohe let them jsut befriend
- steh is so swert but e is a chidl fck the is reacist plot bulshit
- CHARLIE DESEVRD BETTR FCK THIS PLOT FOR REAL I HAE CANON
- bela looks os ad she knows it’s goodbye but edward’s family is all smiling because they have her now hwat fthe ckc
- jac0bs cryng my heart brke
- i love bineg dunk 
- the scene isn rio is my faorite isn any of the movies eveyrhting looks warm and happy
- this bich can drive ab oat too damn he can just fod evryhin cant he
- CARLISLE BOUGHT A WHOEL DAMN ISALND FOR HIS WIFE AND I CANT ECVE GET A TEXT BACK? 
- deis this honeymon scene make anuone else unconmfy becuae same
- marying a vampire would be horrying af but also hot af and good af becuase htye oculd love so much and protect you from everythign fck 1-/10 woukd efeel safe
- bwll gaving a panic attakc ism e anyt tinme i try talking to an attractive man
- slepeign at last fckign ti up agin bit ch theis m yshit 
- when he said it was the best night i cred 
- tstoehe added the chess game like this shit is a hoje but i would love to play chess on my honemodn idk how uut  i want a man to each me but not mansplin
- WHY THE FUCJ AR THEY SO CTE ON THIS AMN HONEYMOON?
- i know i sadn it was horryig but i want a hotass vamp emo boi husband plas 
- damn jacob is being too emo she aint really gonan be ded for ever youll see her agianb itch
- ‘CULLENS ARE NOT A DNAGER TO THE TOWN OR TRUBE” BITCH IB EG TO FUCKIN DIFFER THIS SHIT BIOLOGICAL WARDARE RACIST ASS STPEHEN WRITING THIS FUCKING BULLTSIT
- ‘NONE OF THEM BELONG TO THEMSEVLES ANYGMROE” - SOMEONE SAID IT BITCH THSI SHIT IS FUCKRE IP
- i fucking hates these vamp racist bitches but i want a nonracist va,p husband bitch thus hot afck
- how tf does she not know shes rpegr yet eatin this weid ass shit?
- THESE FKERS BEEN AROUND FOR CENTURIES TLAKING BOU IDK IF ITS VEEN POSSIBEL BTICH YU SHOULD FUCKUGN KNO BY NOW
- ROVERT SPOEAKIN G PORTGUEVE IS SO KING ATRACTIV
- poor bella her life chaned so uqick and she[s soc scared fck dcnaon
- POOR CHARLIE I HATE THIS HE DESERVES TO BE LOVED AND TURTH TOLD
- ROSALEI IS THE EST 
- “YOU LOOK TERRBLE’ THIS IS THE FRIENDHSOP WE WANT WHYT THE FCK DOES FOPSTHE RUIN EALL THIS SHIT
- CARLISE IS FUNCIGJ HOT
- LIRALY BITCH I JUST WNAT A PURE FIRENDHSIP WUTH JACOB AND BELLA ITS WHAT THEY DESERVE FJC CAON
 - this montage is turopy a f when youre drunk waht the helc por jake thugh
- im sorry but i;n laughign my ass off at these fuckugn wolf vocie overs lmaoooo this shit hilarious
- SETH HAS SUCH A PURE HEART WHTY TF DID SPTEHEH RUIB HUS FUCJING CHILDHOOD BULTHIST
- WHY IS EVEYRIJE BSUCG AFUCKUGN BUTCG TO LEAH???? SHE DESEVRED THE FUCKING WORLD STPEHEN IS A RACISHT BITCHHHHHH
- calisbe is fos unicngn hot
- i just reaized robert is like the best fuckugn actor like this diolaguge is wha k as fuck btu he’s acitng all emo boi oscar worhty shti
- they realy had her fuckin drink blodo i hate cannjnonnn
- ifelel the same as kaje watchign this 
- but carlisle’s prety face made it all fuckig hetter
- FUCKRT HIS SHTI CHARLIE DESERVED BETTER HE’S THE BEST DAD FCK CANO NFUCK STEPRHNE 
- okay ut id is cute as fkc whe nedward hears the baby 
- esme and calrisle wilougn to risk their lives for bella i cryi
- fkc i really do hate cnaon because jake is acting liek an adult now and trying to do the honrble thig bue he should be a hpaoy chidl 
-  resnemsien is a ficking ridjcils name and we all fuckj nnew
- i ahte this part i’n bot even wathcing this shit rgros me rout 
- WHY THDID FUCK DID THIS BITCH HAVE A FUKCUNG SYRINGE OG VENOM LAYING AORUND? HOE!?!?!
- literlaiy fuick the dynamics of this whole moty hfknfucjg storyline plot bitch
- LEAH AND STHE DESERVERD BETTER
- SO DID JACOB
- SO DID ALL THE WOLFPAKC STPEHEN IS A RACIST AS SHOE
- aw hell here the fucks we hgo with theu ickgn im************** bulshit i ghate cnaojn canon can suck ad ick
- YES BILLY DEFEND YOUR CHIDL 
- rosalie is literally perfect when cnai b ehr 
- im real glad im drunk rin now because ioculd nto sit throguh this shit sober
- imp&******* is the worst plotline fkc]
- bit iamgiben falling alseo lookin gsick and waking up fhot as uck goals
- this sogn making me cry literlalu imcruing ims o alone lmao
- rheye really ended htoe move wirh red eyws lmaoooo
- hodl the fick up a damn minute stpeehebn producre htis cufkcng shit?
- now heres the hoes iv’ve been waiting on burnt the monarch fuckwits i hate thes epompis fuckers
- OVERTURBR THESE FUCKSERS THEY HAVE TIOO MUCH POWR 
CARLISR COULD FUCKING D OI T I HATE CNAON BRING THE VAMPIRE DECONOARCY
- OOHG BRUNNO MARS BRINGNG THE FUCKING SIMPSSHOES ANTHM I NEEDLOVE IT
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kim-lexie · 4 years
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november favorites.
music.
‘you calling my name’ by got7. this track! the choreography. literally. got7 didn't hold back. jaebum is coming for me with his oh so sweet vocals.
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‘love talk’ (english version) by wayV. DANG I FEEL ATTACKED. this music video just came for me and my existence. i love wayV i stan so freaking hard. xiaojun my man, he killed it. 
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‘my beauty’ by verivery. extraordinary soundtrack once again slayed my existence. literally on repeat all day everyday after hearing it.
‘queen’ by history. this came up in one of those underrated kpop song videos on youtube and dang it is a bop. i love it. it’s a great one to get hype to. if only they were still a group i would stan. 
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‘martini blue’ by DPR live. this has lived on my playlist for awhile but it came back on shuffle and i fell in love once again.
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surprisingly this month was full of queens, which isn't like me and my biased heart that falls easy for new boys. i may have turned a new leaf in life, so here are all the queens that occupied my playlist this month!
‘hip’ by mamamoo. these freaking queens always come for me. this comeback was no different. 
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‘blueming’ by iu. my girl always delivers. cue me shouting ‘i feel BLUE’ while driving on the highway.
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‘flower shower’ by hyuna. finally our girl came out under a new label who i hope will show her the love she deserves, and allow her to love who she wants. seriously a bop, and the dance is so great. 
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drama & movies *spoiler alert*.
tale of nok-du. i was super excited for this one, it reminded me of a ‘moonlight drawn by clouds’ except our main lead is nok-du, the man. i loved this one it was funny, light-hearted, and it offered deep moments that grew our characters. i loved nok-du’s character and everything he learned about himself by creating a different persona; and growing different sides of himself. *once again not condoning deception* nevertheless he was successful in finding out his identity and ended up trying to protect the village.  freaking loved the bad-butt ladies that protected the widow’s village! like insert slow clap for these incredible women! also can i just say that yool-moo never sat well with me. like seriously he was always kind of off. i especially loved how each episode carried us through. you know how some dramas have a blah middle, well we were continually evolving and i loved it. dong-ju and nok-du’s relationship was precious; they overcame so much. i freaking loved the scene where he made her the flower ring *cue ugly tears* i just loved it, even though the ending was super cheesy and would never in a million years happen i am happy that dramaland works this way and all of our bows were tied. i loved yool-moo crashing in and being like boom you never thought about my birthday huh king?! it was great and nok-du’s mom was able to escape and join him and dong-ju on their little island of happiness. i would 9.5 out of 10 recommend.
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flower crew: joseon marriage agency. THIS DRAMA. i love me a good historical drama and this one was everything all the attractive men. *inserts slow claps* i loved how everything developed and how lee soo became the king, all the crazy things that happen with the king and his instatement. i love how they resolved and unfortunately everything got twisted as a drama requires. i freaking love how ma hoon and gae ddong fell in love naturally. she never loved lee soo romantically and i love how she discovered more about herself and all her different sides, to even be up in running to be the queen as a noble lady. i love that ma hoon starting falling for her as her original self. i appreciate that we followed all the storylines to the finish, and nothing was dropped off and how they finally filled in the lines for young-soo’s character towards the ending. i loved the ending in how they were all able to live happily ever after. i would recommend this 9 out of 10. 
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put your head on my shoulder. thank you netflix for coming through. i had seen this all over my instagram with the cutest little scenes and i am so glad i was able to binge watch it! it was so cute i loved si tu mo, her lovable naive character is a basic necessity in a c-drama. it was all about her finding herself and making decisions. and i loved gu wei yi, not just because he is attractive as heck, but the way he cared for si tu mo from the start. seriously even when they just ran into each other he started to do things he never would have! the fact how they ended up rooming together was ridiculous and i know no parent that would be okay with that situation but they were precious and i loved all the cute moments. i would recommend 8.5 out of 10. definitely an easy going one that doesn’t require much thought and i def had to be in the right mood to deal with all the cute silly moments. 
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melting me softly. JI CHANG FREAKING WOK, came back with a bang, because dang this man. this was a perfect easy going ji-chang wok drama. seriously I’ve missed him desperately. and this was everything. the concept was interesting, but i absolutely loved how their friendship developed into something more. the middle was a little slow and it took a bit to get going at the beginning, but the last two epsodes were everything. i loved how he wrote her a diary each day she was in the chamber again. literally it was too much, how he waited for her. for a moment there i was like are they going to have her die, bc i would not be able to take such a travesty happening. overall it was great and hilarious with her friends. i recommend 9 out of 10.
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how to hate you. nana’s web drama was not a disappointment. i don’t know why its taken me so long to get my life together, and watch this, but it was perfect, and i love how their friendship was unexpected, and how she ended up falling for him. it was cute and id recommend 7.5 out of 10, but 11 out of 10 bc my little nana is making actor moves out here killing the came. 
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extra-ordinary you. this freaking drama. i 100 out of 10 recommend it to everyone and their mother. it was soooooo freaking good. it will have its own post because i have fallen head over heels for haru and this drama. it was great, did i say it was incredible everything i ever wanted and needed. needless to say you need to watch it wherever you watch your dramas. stop what you’re doing and watch it. 
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shinwnn · 6 years
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college! jinwoo au
sokay jinwoo is s u p e r well known on campus because he's essentially the guy that’s always fun to be around and exudes confidence
he’s studying linguistics bc he’s fascinated with languages but also he just loves to talk and everyones always making jokes about how he’s so good with languages because he loves the sound of his own voice so much that he never shuts up
he also works at the campus radio station bc he just loves music so much!! AND he’s worked his way up to being a host so getting to play music & talk is basically the dream for him
everyone always tunes in during the hours that jinwoos hosting bc his taste in music is honestly amazing and he has the best radio voice and it makes everything he says sound interesting
you also listen to his show bc he honestly has never played a song you didn’t either already love or instantly fall in love with
but also you’re really beginning to hate this boy because the only reason you actually know him is because he lives right above you in the dorms
and he hosts the L O U D E S T parties that always happen to go till 4 am
usually you and your roommate fight over who has to go up and ask them to quiet down but tonight your roommate is out with some friends and its already 2 am you’re just laying in bed listening to the nonstop thudding sounds coming from above you & ur almost about to die because you have a 7:30 class tmrw
finally you force yourself out of bed and and into the hallway toward jinwoo’s room and you're so tired you're basically already half asleep
when you knock on the door and jinwoo comes out to see sleepy you in an oversized sweatshirt and leggings trying to form a coherent sentence ( it came out more like “the sound.. .too much.. please. stop.. the sound… theres a lot of it”) he can’t help but think you’re about the cutest thing he’s ever seen
and maybe if your eyes weren’t half closed and you weren’t entirely annoyed with the boy, you would’ve also thought he looked cute in his skinny jeans, t-shirt that was just a little bit too big, and perfectly messed up hair
but right now you're pretty much only focused on keeping yourself from completely collapsing in his door way
he feels really bad because you look like you're about to pass out but then his party has expanded to basically the whole floor and he’s lost the ability to control the noise level
he  looks around for a few seconds and without saying anything goes to try to shuffle people into rooms and closing the doors in attempt to quiet things down a little
in the meanwhile you're still standing there in the door way wondering if you should go back now but for some reason your feet aren't moving and wow the floor looks really comfortable right now
but then before you can go to ur final resting place on the floor, jinwoo is back in front of you and he notices that you're like not stable so he puts his hands on your shoulders to try and hold you up and he's like “sorry about everyone. i don’t know if i can do much more about the noise, but i hope that helped a little bit???... also are you okay???”
and no ur obviously not okay bc all you've wanted for the past 3 hrs is to go to bed but everything like 20x quieter now and its so peaceful so you just offer a sleepy smile and nod and turn around to head back toward ur room and ur bed
but then suddenly someones linked their arm with yours and its jin jin trying to be cute and gentlemanly and walk u back to ur room but mostly he's like 90% sure ur gonna collapse in the hall on the way back
ur initial reaction is !! heLLO STRANGER DANGER?? you've only talked to this boy like twice ??? and u sort of tug ur arm away
but jin jin reacts really quickly and like gently pulls u back and he's like “you look like you could use the help. c’mon-“
but even half asleep u does not want the pity of a random cute boy who throws loud parties and disturbs ur sleep so u slightly perk up and are like “ what’s that supposed to mean? are U trying to say I look BAD?”
and jin jin is kind of flustered and taken aback but immediately recovers bc pls this is park jinwoo
“actually i think you look pretty cute and id rather not wake up tomorrow morning to find that you tripped down the stairs to your death while going back to your room because you were too tired.”
so ur like annoyed but ur also like ,,,, fine, maybe i do need someone to make sure i don't die before i get back to my room and also you're kinda leaning into him while u guys are walking and its really nice not having to carry ur own weight
when u guys get to ur door jin jin leans against the frame as ur unlocking it and before u go in he decides to throw away any shred of pride he has and goes for the literally cheesiest line bc he’s never seen anyone look as cute as you do right now
“so, what about a good night kiss?”
u look up to see the brightest smile u have ever?? seen?? like how is he glowing right now but also ur like “did u really just say that”
and u see him get kinda embarrased and ur like woW IS PARK JINWOO THE GOLDEN BOY OF THE SCHOOL ACTUALLY BLUSHING RIGHT NOW??
he’s not really use to rejection bc he hasn't really met a girl he would put himself out there for (but lets be real even if he had, no one would've rejected him what are u doing??)
so he just looks down at the floor and puts his hand on his neck like “ha h a, , yeah, probably shouldn’t have”
but he looks really cute all flustered and you dunno why, tho its probabbly bc ur so tired that u don't actually know if any of this is really happening, but u give him a peck on the cheek and a quick good night before u go inside to ur sweet, sweet bed
n jin jin is just standing outside of ur room, stunned bc WOW ur an angel did that really just happen to him
by the time he gets back to his floor, the partying has pretty much died down to nothing since he really killed the mood when he started pushing people into their rooms for your sake
so he just goes to his room and his roommate mj is laying in bed on his phone (super calm for a change) and jin jin all but jumps on him like “you wouLD NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED”
and ofc mj immediately is as awake as ever dying to know what
after telling mj every detail he basically goes to bed thinking about u being cute whereas youve been knocked out for the past 20 minutes without so much as a thought about it
the next day you’re up by 7 bc u want to get some food and coffee before class so you hit up a cafe on the way to the lecture hall and order your food and sit down at one of the tables to wait
you're running on about 4 hrs of sleep right now so you're not exactly at your prime and you're leaning on your arm while scrolling through your instagram when suddenly your hair is being ruffled and you hear “morning sleepyhead!”
you look up to see jin jin smiling his goofy smile and you’re like “okay firstly, never touch my hair ever again. secondly, why on earth are u up so early, u probably went to bed like … an hour ago”
so he’s like telling u about how he’s helping out around the studio during the morning radio show today and you guys start talking about his radio show and he finds out you listen and it makes him feel all warm and happy for some reason
and you guys start talking about music and you guys have pretty much the same taste and he slips in that he’s been working on some music with his roommate and a few friends and he just gets so excited talking about it
when he can tell that you’re genuinely interested and you ask him questions about their group (which he says is called astro) you can literally see his eyes lighting up and you’re losing track of time bc this is honestly one of the nicest conversations you've had in a long time with one of the nicest boys like, ever
but then u get a notification and see the time on your phone and it’s freaking 745!!!  ur already 15 min late to class and you're still like 10 min away from the hall so you grab your things and are like
“shoot im sorry i totally forgot about the time im late to my lecture”
and while you're cleaning up you just keep rambling about how you're screwed bc the class isn't recorded or anything and you don't know anyone you can get notes from and you had like 4 hours of sleep yesterday (which u remind him is his fault) and oh my goodness why is everything bad happening to you
and jin jins just sitting and sipping his coffee looking at you with most amused look on his face and you're still all flustered from being late and u go to throw ur trash away and
when ur back jin jin has ur book bag over his shoulder and his hands are in his pocket as if this is like a normal thing that u do everyday and ur just like ?? are u robbing me? give me my bag and hes like
“no, cmon i’m walking you to class”
and u don't have time to fight it and really you don't mind at all so you just head out the door toward your hall when u remember that he has to go to work and then u forget that you're totally late for class bc now you're worried for him being late for work and u try to grab ur bag from him and are like “o  my goSH JINWOO ur gonna be LATE for WORK”
but he completely ignores u and just keeps on walking and ur like ARE U LISTENING and he finally turns around and is just like
“i can afford to be a little late, they wont miss me. plus i’d much rather be with you”
and ofc be freaking winks at u and ur like oh my goodness that was cute but u just roll ur eyes and are like “okay fine, but don’t get used to walking me to places”
and u suddenly remember last nights events very clearly ending with u kissing him on the cheek and u get embarrassed
and it only gets worse when he's like “why? i thought i was pretty good at it, especially after the kiss you gave me for it last night. i was getting ready to transfer majors to physical education so i could work on my stamina and walk you to even further places. it was supposed to be our tradition, walking places. man it was gonna be good”
and ur annoyed bc you've never met someone so irritating yet likable. how does that even work? i dk, but park jinwoo does
when u guys get to ur lecture hall ur suddenly not in a rush at all to go inside bc as much as u hate to admit it to urself, you’d much rather hang out with jin jin
so now ur just standing face to face and he’s looking at you smiling his angelic smile and now its ur turn to contemplate what to do before you leave
and u just wrinkle ur nose before finally deciding to give him a quick peck on the cheek again and then ur just like “maybe that can be part of the tradition”
before he can say anything you've already grabbed ur bag and run into the hall and left him smiling like an idiot
when he gets to work he's still so happy and he’s in a good mood everyday but today it’s just like, intensified all his coworkers can tell he's happier than usual and they’re just like “had a good morning jin jin?” and he's like “GREAT MORNING”
meanwhile ur sitting in class like omg did i actually just do that? also why?
and then like 20 minutes later ur like okay i like park jinwoo
after you get out of class you head back to your dorm to work on some essays for a couple of hours and you see that it’s around the time that jin jin is hosting so you tune in
and after the song that’s playing ends you hear jin jin’s voice and he’s talking about his theory on how toy story and finding nemo are connected and all u can do is roll ur eyes and laugh
but then u hear him go “you should be out of class by now, so i hope you're listening. this next songs for you sleepyhead”  
u can hardly believe u just heard him say that and find u urself blushing & even more so when u realize the song that’s playing is pretty u by seventeen
right as you hear the last lines of the song “does she love me, does she love me not…” you get a text from jin jin
“pretty cool huh? i think that deserves a thank you”
to which you reply “you want me to thank you for passive aggressively dedicating songs to me?”
he eventually gets you to agree to let him take u out for dinner and you're so amazed with how comfortable you feel around him and how easily he makes u laugh
it’s just really perfect since u guys started officially dating
a lot of the songs being played during jin jins hours have suspiciously been love songs so much so that he started getting complaints and u had to force him to start playing other things
and as far as those parties that last till 3 am, lately jin jins been finding it a lot more appealing to just sit on the couch with you sharing a blanket and exchanging sleepy kisses as you listen to music
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exfriends · 7 years
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lil pride questionnaire thing
this was originally an ask meme, but i wanted to just do it all the way! 
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1. describe your idea of a perfect date
probably staying in, ordering food (date must do the phone call and the opening of the door to collect the food in order for it to be considered the perfect date). vidya games. youtube vids. the works. 
2. whats your “type”
i really like alternative looking girls! piercings and tattoos? right up my alley. however, i literally think all types of girl are attractive, so this is a terrible question. 
3. do you want kids?
not really, only bc i don’t think i could ever be a good parent. i’m open to it though.
4. if you do, will you adopt or use some other form of child birth?
probably adoption from the foster system cause i dont want my children biologically related to me
5. describe the cutest date you’ve ever been on
uuuuughhh probably me and tash’s second first date in november, we went to applebees and literally wandered around a home goods and it was just, the best time. 
6. describe your experience having sex for the first time (were you nervous? or was it easy peasy?)
 7. are you a morning time gay or night time gay?
i am an afternoon gay bc all of me wants to say night time gay but whenever im at my girlfriends house i fall asleep at grandma hour 
8. opinion on nap dates?
hell yeah
9. opinion on brown eyes?
hell yea
10. dog gay or cat gay?
dog gay
11. would you ever date someone who owned rodents or reptiles?
yeah!! id be very nervous holding them tho, reptiles look very brittle to me and i wouldnt want to hurt them
12. whats a turn off you look for before you start officially dating someone
certain opinions on things, how often and how they text in general, communication preferences 
13. what is a misconception you had about lgb people before you realized you were one?
that only “ugly” girls could be gay. i was in middle school and my idea of ugly was basically traits that resembled my own--i never thought conventionally attractive ppl could be gay. also before middle school i didn’t even know gay was a thing, like it was just never mentioned as a possibility. 
14. what is a piece of advice you would give to your younger self
don’t believe boys when they tell you they like you lol u gay af
15. (if attracted to more than one gender) do you have different “types” for different genders?
16. who is an ex you regret?
ALL OF THEM though most recent, first srs relationship, def regret. he has a kid with the girl he left me for now lol 
17. night club gay or cafe gay?
cafe gay! 
18. who is one person you would “go straight” for
Raúl Esparza
19. video game gay, book gay, or movie gay?
video game gaaaay but like i never play i just watch letsplays
20. favourite gay ship (canon or not)
victuuri, patater, zimbits, barisi... 
21. favourite gay youtuber
i’m literally just gonna say shane cause thats the first that comes to mind but i really dont keep up with him or any other lgbtq youtubers
22. have you ever unknowingly asked out a straight person?
several times!
23. have you ever been in love?
yes!
24. have you ever been heartbroken?
yes!
25. how do you determine if you want to be them or be with someone
i don’t! i just die. i’ve never heard of this phenomenon. 
26. favourite lgb musician/band
probably the spook school or diet cig? 
27. what is a piece of advice you have for young / baby gays
Don’t be afraid to use a label for yourself and eventually have to change it. I was afraid of the word lesbian my entire life because it seemed too...final. and even now i dont use it for a medley of reasons, but don’t let that stop you from embracing it. 
28. are you out? if so how did you come out
i didnt really “come out” i just kind of, started openly liking girls and no one really believed me until i brought tash home?
29. what is the most uncomfortable / strange coming out experience you have
probably trying to explain to my cousin that just because i was gay i didn’t want to hang out with the one lesbian we had in our high school. he was insisting that it would be a learning experience for the new lifestyle i had chosen. literally? what? he wasn’t trying to hook us up he just wanted us to hang out for some reason. wild. 
also trying to explain to my bio mom that i was dating a girl last year. she just, asked me if i had sex with her, and i was like what. but of course she didnt use the word sex she had to be like “did you do the hatchy matchy with her? have you done the smoochy poochy?” and im like. this is why we never speak to each other. 
30. what is a piece of advice for people who may not be in a safe place to express their sexuality
the day you can be away and be yourself will be the most freeing time in your life! take it from me. it’s worth waiting for. some people will never change, but you can be happy. 
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astrofireworks · 7 years
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i raise u librarian!eunwoo 
so our resident nerd works in a library 
he’s the front librarian so he’s mostly in charge of administration and stuff at the front desk
meaning he has to deal with library patrons sometimes 
and that he also has to deal with his team 
i mean his team isn’t that bad, they’re mostly hella responsible 
namjoon works in the classics department and other than the fact that he sometimes knocks over stacks of books he’s a great right hand man
wonwoo works with the ya books and he’s a wonder at organising and snarking at namjoon
joshua works in the foreign language and he’s pretty quiet but so is eunwoo so they get along pretty well 
the children’s department, however, is a different story 
remember how his team is ~mostly~ responsible 
cue the children librarian 
hello kim myungjun
the noisiest bean eunwoo has ever met 
the worst thing is that myungjun’s intern eQUALLY NOISY AND IT DRIVES EUNWOO INSANE 
and by driving eunwoo insane he means that naturally all three of them best friends and eunwoo is in despair because he only wanted peace and quiet in his life but the universe decided to throw him mj and sanha and their sunshine smiles and their strange ways of worming themselves into everyone’s hearts and now he has to live with eternal screeching 
reference librarian leo constantly wants to murder them because they make sO MUCH NOISE but mj and sanha lock themselves in the children’s department and refuse to let anyone taller than sanha in because “if ur too tall u might scare the children!!!!” because they’re Actual Children, eunwoo swears 
he doesn’t fail to noticethe only person taller than sanha in this damn library is leo
when eunwoo whines about the feud going on namjoon just pats him on the shoulder and lopes off to join the self-help literature department librarian jin 
@ namjoon “thanks a lot hyung”
and so this is how eunwoo spends his days, juggling front desk duties and running interference between reference and children’s and shushing noisy library patrons
it’s a pretty normal job with a great team and at least it’s never boring
thanks a lot mj
like that time mj had to choose a book to read to the kids at Reading Time but couldn’t choose between two favourites and nearly broke down in tears 
but wonwoo just smacked him upside the head and handed him a third book 
crisis averted phew
until of course one day 
a short blonde man runs into the library and nearly doubles over panting and wheezing 
cue an alarmed eunwoo 
but it turns out there’s nothing wrONG he just needs like books like STAT 
eunwoo can do that 
and as jinjin rattles off a couple book names eunwoo searches them up and pages for mj 
why a grown-ass man is searching for so many children’s books with sUCH URGENCY eunwoo will probably never find out
but out comes mj and in they go to the children’s section 
and normally eunwoo turns back to his administrative duties 
but there’s still a shadow beside his administration desk 
that isn’t in a jinjin shape 
eunwoo looks up and blinks
and blinks again because sorry what is this man doing here
he’s dressed in all black and in a leather jacket and has the fiercest, grumpiest look on his face 
and is also holding a whole stack of children’s books
eunwoo blinks again 
what the hell is up with grown-ass men trying to find children’s books are they alright
this one is significantly less out of breath than the first man though so eunwoo just shrugs
i mean, he’s pretty cute
he accepts the books and library ID from the grumpy man and begins slowly checking them out, scanning each bar code and meticulously stamping the due date on the card at the back of the book
as he’s printing the receipt he peers at the man’s ID
‘moon bin’ it reads 
“so,,,, moon bin,,,,,” eunwoo starts carefully, 
“a big fan of children’s literature?”
and bin is startled and flushes red because??? there’s a reason why?????? he didn’t open his mouth???????? in the first place???????
and that reason is a dare by a lil shit currently sniggering outside the library 
jokes on you rocky because reason number 2 why bin doesn’t want to open his mouth is because he’s met literally The Most Beautiful man he has ever seen in his entire life 
it’s not as if he’s never been in the library before because like he hAs 
he lied he’s never been in this library before
just that he’s never seen this librarian before
in the softest blue sweater bin has ever seen with small sweater paws
and with the most adorable pair of thin metal-frame round glasses 
with the sweetest eye smile and the sweetest voice
bin thinks he might throw up
this man is beautiful and he’s staring too much 
“,,,,moon bin?”
“aH YES IT ME YES THAT’S ME YES” 
obvs he’s forgotten the question so eunwoo has to repeat it and bin is to embarrassed to reply right away
so he just stammers out a “yEah,,, my uh,,, friend,,,,,,,, yes,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, children’s literature yes”
and so eunwoo just shrugs because
the grumpy man is suddenly no longer like a grumpy cat when he’s embarrassed and?? his voice is kinda cute actually if eunwoo does say so himself
forget that he didn’t actually answer eunwoo’s question 
eunwoo doesn’t actually want to give this cute grumpy man back his books because it means he has to leave
but alas that blonde man is back with the noisy nuisance aka eunwoo’s best friend 
and sunshine boy mj is hitting it off with the blonde man and they’re whispering excitedly while giraffe sanha trails behind them like a lost puppy
eunwoo makes a mental note to remind mj sanha’s not his personal puppy and is in the library interning to acTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING 
and so he has to reluctantly hand bin’s books over 
as he scans jinjin’s books he overhears whispers between jinjin and mj 
mj: “ah so this is a dare? to see how many books you can borrow that start with your name??”
jinjin: “nah it just has to contain a word from my name?? and like we gotta see who has more books so i’m kinda lucky i got three words to work with, 박, 진 AND 우” 
eunwoo peers at the books in his stack
he’s right lmao all of jinjin’s books have all the words 박, 진 or 우
wait 
he peers at the check out history on his computer 
bin’s books all had 빈 or 문
oh
oH
mj: “well,, i hope u win, jinjin”
cue mj’s most blinding sunshine smile 
rip jinjin eunwoo’s so sorry he has to experience that smile 
mj only pulls it out when he’s trying to impress someone but it’s probably just blinding him
and jinjin looks appropriately dazed rip
he mutters a thank u and red-faced, takes the books from eunwoo and makes a bee-line for the door
and nearly crashes into the glass door because 1) he’s a klutz 2) i highly doubt he could see straight after that cute ass smile
and mj just sighs because “wow eunwoo wasn’t he adorable did you see his dimples i swear that was the cutest gu-”
“hyung lmao he lost”
“whAT”
“yeah his friend got like 2 more books”
“WHAT”
“yeah moon bin got like 10″
“W H A T”
helpful sanha: “we cleared the place of all the books with 박, 진 and 우 though”
“shit hyung please tell me you didn’t tear apart the children’s department”
“.,.,.,.,.”
“sanha,,,,,, please tell m-”
sanha: “i gotTA GO SUDDENLY”
“kim mYUNGJ U N CLEAN UP THE DEPARTMENT OR I SWEAR TO GOD”
rip mj 
he’s so lucky eunwoo loves him
namjoon just sniggers at him from the philosophy books because he’s a lil shit like that
eunwoo drops his head in his hands in despair
at least he got to meet a cute guy today though 
and so life goes on 
until the next day when a smol smol boy wearing a soft plaid shirt walks through the door 
eunwoo flashes a smile 
and then his eyes zero in on the books the boy is carrying
like half their children literature titles his library carries are in his arms
eunwoo narrows his eyes 
so this is the guy that made the dare 
rocky places his books on the counter and looks up at the librarian
woah
bin wasn’t lying when he came out of the library flushed red and stammering about an angel 
yeah this librarian is honestly one of the most handsome men he has ever met wow 
but said librarian is also giving him a death glare oops 
rip rocky
how can a greek statue look so menacing rocky isn’t quite sure 
he hurriedly produces a piece of paper from his pocket 
“ah,,,, so u met jinjin hyung and bin hyung,,,,”
eunwoo shifts the books from the counter to beside his computer
and doesn’t say a word 
“ahhh,,,,,, bin hyung also asked me to hand you this”
actually bin didn’t but rocky figures he doesn’t want to get on the librarian’s bad side i mean we all know what happens when u get on the bad side of an angel 
u die 
rocky doesn’t want to die so young
he scribbles down bin’s number on the piece of paper and hands it to a confused eunwoo before dashing out of the library
eunwoo slides his glasses further up his nose and peers at it
around the stack of books behind him namjoon and wonwoo also peer excitedly 
and eunwoo does that cute mouth-stretchy thing
you know the one i’m talking about the happy yawn laughing thing 
because he’s!! so!!!! excited!!!!!!!!!
a cute guy gave him his number!!!! 
i mean by proxy but still
outside rocky is endlessly relieved bc it looks like he can live another day 
until he remembers he gotta explain to bin why a random number will be texting him 
oops 
but when he tells bin this at dinner bin doesn’t react
which is kind of alarming
all bin does is freeze up and stop chewing and fall out of his chair 
which i guess is kind of alarming 
cue incomprehensible wailing through a mouthful of food
which i guess is more alarming 
rocky never expected that high a note come out of his hyung’s mouth especially not with that amount of food stuffed in his cheeks 
he lowkey wants to poke it to see how much is in there but jinjin gets there first
“bin ur mouth might explode”
“mouths don’t explode that easily” (through that mouthful of rice)
but then he starts wailing again because soft sweater paws round glasses eye smile angel has his number and might text him any time and his brain cANNOT HANDLE THAT
but by the time jinjin and him get bin off the floor and back onto his chair bin’s phone pings
because mj and sanha have gotten hold of the piece of paper rocky left eunwoo and have spent half the day endlessly into crafting The Perfect Message 
they even got jin and namjoon to vet it for them that’s how serious they are about setting eunwoo up 
and just to shut the terror twins up eunwoo agrees to send it because hell he doesn’t know if bin might reply anyway and asdjfhlkj he still lowkey can’t believe bin gave him his number
although he’s right in not believing it anyway bc it was rocky who did it but 
he sends it
cue more incomprehensible wailing from bin and him falling off his chair again with a mouth full of rice 
because when rocky picks up bin’s phone and reads the text all it says is 
“coffee tomorrow at 4? - librarian, cha eunwoo”
okay rocky admits he squealed a bit too
it’s okay rocky so did i
death by binu isn’t that bad a way to go i gUESS
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pastelmae · 7 years
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BIAS TAG GAME
I was tagged by @taeboos , thanks bby~
Rules: Go to this site and enter in your top ten biases from any groups and randomize them. The order they are displayed to you becomes their number (this just ensures that the process is random) and you just have to choose between the biases for each scenario!
Biases: (as given to you by randomizer)
Sana (TWICE)
Yoongi (BTS)
Taeyeon (SNSD)
Seolhyun (AOA)
Jackson (GOT-7)
Momo (TWICE)
Jimin (BTS)
Chanmi (AOA)
Yerin (Gfriend)
J-Hope (BTS)
Scenarios: (don’t worry, there is a question for every combination of biases (also, I randomized the pairs) and you don’t have to explain your answer, that’s just the way I am lol)
Go to a baseball game with 4 or 10. Seoulhyun or J-Hope.   jhope for sureeee, He’d have so much fun!
Play a game of twister with 1 or 7. Sana or Jimin Sana, her body is so much more slender, I love Jimin but his thighs would get in the way, omg but being that close to Sana might cause my heart to burst!!
Eat ramen at 2am with 2 or 8. Yoongi or Chanmi
I wouldn’t eat ramen at 2am, my face would swell up so much omg, but id say i’d do it for Yoongi, because i’d do anything for him, he is my ultimate~~
Watch a Disney movie in theaters with 5 or 10. Jackson or J-Hope
omg J-Hope again, he’s such a child at heart he’d love it!
Go hiking with 5 or 9. Jackson or Yerin Omg i feel like both would complain a lot about hiking, but between the two i’d say Yerin, because shes so cute and i can just imagine hiking in the cold morning with her nose a little red and i just want to kiss her cute little face on top of a mountain >^<
Swim with the sharks with 4 or 5. Jackson or Seolhyun
It better be whale sharks, i’d never put any of my biases in danger. Omg but i think watching Jackson freak out would be really funny lmao. Swim with the dolphins with 7 or 10 Jimin or Jhope
Jimin, Thatd be so cute, I can just imagine his cute little giggles while playing with the Dolphins
Fall asleep talking a 4am with 3 or 9. Taeyeon or Yerin
Yerin, I can actually see us having deep conversations on aliens and shit
Wake up next to 2 or 7. Yoongi or Jimin
omfg if this aint the most dangerous question!!! Of Course Yoongi tho, My baby!! I would wake up feeling like the luckiest person alive, id just want to bury my face in his chest and sleep next to him forever,  i am so straight for him >^<
Be stuck in rush hour traffic with 4 or 9. Seolhyun or Yerin
Seolhyun, I can just imagine soft conversation and drama osts playing on the radio
Build a snowman with 7 or 8. Jimin or Chanmi
Omg both would be super fun, but i’ll go with Jimin, I feel like we’d make it really funny
Spend a day baking with 5 or 7. Jackson or Jimin
omg Jackson would be interesting, Id have to witness that
Be stranded on a desert island with 2 or 9. Yoongi or Yerin
I’d never want any of them to be in that situation, but if im going to be selfish here. I’d want to spend the rest of my life with the coolest person ever, Yoongi. Although he’d make a terrible surviving partner I wouldnt mind dying next to my favorite person in the world.
Be hit by a car by 1 or 9. Sana or Yerin
SANA PLEASE RUN ME THE FUCK OVER
Hit 3 or 4 with a car. Taeyeon or Seolhyun
Oh shit this has gotten dark real fast.... none of them, I wouldnt want to hit either. But i’d go with Taeyeon, sorry Tae. I love you tho
Kiss 4 or 8 in the moonlight. Seolhyun or Chanmi. 
Why must you make me pick between my AOA biases???!! Okay but Seolhyun is literally a 10/10, I’d die to kiss her
Dance in the rain with 2 or 4. Yoongi or Seolhyun
Omg I want to pick Yoongi, but that is clearly something he wouldn’t do. He would complain and think its cheesy. But Seolhyun would do it! So even though I’d love to do everything with my UB, I can literally imagine Seolhyun and I doing this. Oh god why are there so many cute things im think of with Seolhyun, why must you guys do this to me?? >o<
Be kidnapped with 1 or 5. Sana or Jackson
oh my god, both would not be good. Jackson would probably die immediately, Sana wouldn’t be able to stop crying in order to brainstorm, but I guess thats better than immediate death, so i’ll choose Sana. I would try to comfort her and find a way for us to get home safely.
Arm wrestle 1 or 3. Sana or Taeyeon
I feel like since Taeyeon is smaller, maybe it’d be easier
Go to an art museum with 3 or 5. Taeyeon or Jackson
Taeyeon, she’d enjoy them, we’d take aesthetic pictures there. Jackson would probably knock something over and get us kicked out
Have a picnic with 2 or 3. Yoongi or Taeyeon
Yoongi, we probably wouldn’t have the classic picnic. I feel like we’d buy cup noodles at a gas station and sit at a park bench and call it a “Picnic”, but It would still be fun, and I’d just be happy being with him and talking to him.
Buy a puppy with 1 or 10. Sana or Jhope
Jhope, omg can you imagine. He’s be so excited and he’d play with puppy and itd be the cutest thing!!! Get a forehead kiss from 7 or 9. Jimin or Yerin
Either one would kill me! I’m going to say, Jimin. Idk why. I feel like its something he would do but then get all shy over after
Pick up 2 or 6 from the airport at 5am. Yoongi or Momo
Yoongi, I’d do anything for him. I feel like my heart would flutter the whole drive there, just thinking about seeing him. He’d probably fall asleep in my car and omg this is too precious!! WHy am I so StraIght fOr ThIs BOy???!!
Go on a roadtrip with 3 or 8. Taeyeon or Chanmi
Chanmi, I could imagine stopping at a souvenir shop with weird hats and stuff and trying them on and laughing at each other and taking weird photos
Have an all night study session with 6 or 8. Momo or Chanmi 
Momo, she’d be so patient with me, like a mom. Omg she’d be such a good tutor. Sing karaoke with 8 or 10. Chanmi or Jhope
Jhope!! OMG OF COURSE. SOPE WHO? We will become the ultimate vocal duo!!
Climb a tree with 6 or 9. Momo or Yerin
Yerin omg, she’d be fun. I worry that she would fall and hurt herself tho. Hopefully not.
Go to the zoo with 2 or 5.  Yoongi or Jackson
Yoongi, although Jackson would be interesting. I can imagine Yoongi pointing at all of the ugly animals and saying “that’s you” and omg lmao
Go bowling with 3 or 6. Taeyeon or Momo
I’m indifferent? Momo??? i guess
Have 1 or 8 do your make-up. Sana or Chanmi
this is like asking me who’s make up I like better lol. I’ll say Sana, i feel like she’d use a lot of pinks, and thats close enough to my make up style
Swim in the rain with 4 or 7. Seolhyun or Jimin
Jimin. Jimin would be about that. Idk why I think that, I just do. He would play around and not want to leave even when it started raining.
Share your favorite food with 6 or 10. Yerin or J-Hope
idk... i mean whichever one likes H.E.B tortillas more??? Maybe Yerin? Everytime BTS travels they seem to stick with Korean food. Idk.. hmm
Go ice skating with 1 or 4. Sana or Seoulhyun
Sana would be so cute, but she’s also very clumsy , so i’m going with Seolhyun
Get lost on vacation with 2 or 10. Yoongi or Jhope
omg yoonseok! Of course Yoongi tho, I remember Yoongi went the wrong way once and he was like “well the world is round” lmao. We could find some cool places tho by going our own way.
Get locked out of your car in the middle of nowhere with no cellphone signal with 4 or 6. Seolhyun or Momo
I feel like they’d react the same way. I’ll say Momo, idk
Rob a bank with 5 or 8. Jackson or Chanmi
lmao lets go rob the bank I got fired at, JKJK lol. Id definitely say Chanmi, Jackson would be a hot mess. Can you imagine??
Have 8 or 9 write a song about you. Chanmi or Yerin
Yerin, Omg I can imagine it being really cute, maybe with a music box in the background. 
Be embraced by 9 or 10 after you cry. Yerin or Jhope
Jhope duh, he’s my hope, my angel, Jhope!!
Have 6 or 7 cook for you. Momo or Jimin
Momo, I trust her cooking more... sorry chimchim
Have 1 or 2 be your sidekick. Sana or Yoongi
This is a hard one, I keep thinking about sana dressed up as wonder woman and i’m like yes, but also she is a goddess and im a potato.... Yoongi and I would make a good team but were both extremely unmotivated and the town would really be in jeopardy..... hmm.... Ill go with Yoongi and we can be the most useless lazy superheroes ever
Star in a K-drama with 1 or 6. Sana or Momo
oooh my Twice biases, well lets just have the classic kdrama love triangle. Lol Sana tho, but seriously We be bringing the LGBT representation! Hell yeah
Build a dresser from Ikea with no instructions with 3 or 7. Taeyeon or Jimin
Lord help me if I have Jimin as a partner. I’m actually good at putting Ikea furniture together, but I think Taeyeon would be more patient and follow directions.
Be in a zombie apocalypse with 5 or 6. Jackson or Momo
Momo, Jackson would be the first to die, he wouldnt be much help.
Run a YouTube channel with 3 or 10. Taeyeon or Jhope
JHOPEEEEEEE, obviously
FINALLY DONE
This takes a while but it was so much fun, so I’m gonna tag: @gizi-bae @peachyjihoonie @lesbiantae @syubbed @13lhg @yoo-a @namgin @ctrbl @jungkook-e @rosiitea @mywonho
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courtky · 7 years
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What is your man’s name? - steve How long have you known each other?
- year and some months What color are his eyes?
- brown Where did you first meet your man?
- online or irl in cincinnati What was the first thing you said to each other upon meeting?
- i was nervous af i just remember saying DONT TOUCH ME and hiding cause he was really cute lol Who else was around when ya’ll met?
- airport ppl idk Were you friends before you dated?
- basically. Where did you go on your 1st date?
- uhhh well he came to visit me for my birthday and he stayed for the weekend so that whole weekend was basically our first date lol.. we got a hotel together and went to an amusement park (which was funny af because it was halloween themed and he gets scared easily LOL) and we went to texas roadhouse for steak and ya basically we stayed in the hotel and drank and played drunk mario kart lmao Do you remember what you wore or he wore on your 1st date?
- uh he wore a yellowish flannel with skinny jeans and i wore my dumb dress lol and i had these stupid uncomfortable shoes on that i ended up tossin so i was basically barefoot Most fun date you two have been on?
- man idk we've honestly have had a lot... probably when we spontaneously decided to go to myrtle beach for spring break ((which i rly needed i was stressed af from everything)).. it was so cool cus we had an oceanfront hotel and we got to go go karting and we ate at some cool restaurants and stuff and it was also the furthest ive ever drove by myself.. 8 hrs non stop.... !!!! even though we stopped on the way there at some ghetto ass motel omg LOL... they had advertised a breakfast bar.. when we checked in THE BREAKFAST BAR WAS LITERALLY JUST A PANCAKE MAKER THING ON THE COUNTER AND LMAO IT WAS SO FUNNY i couldnt sleep at all i felt like we were gonna die :(((((( omg and this was up in the virginia mountains so it was rly pretty scenery Do you go on more alone or group dates?
- alone duh Who usually pays for the date?
- he does usually or we split.. i pay whenever i can but lol hes the bread winner What does your man do to make money? - he works at a grocery store atm How many years apart are you?
- four Do you normally date older or younger guys?
- most of my exes were within a few months apart from me How did ya’ll first kiss?
- i was driving us from the airport to the hotel and we were listening to the radio and we were awkward af and we were talking and i got to a red light and he did somethin to get my attention and i looked over at him and the next thing i know we are kissin n shit LOL.. i remember cold play playing too and im like ru srs did u plaN THIS SHIT... then he kept tryin to kiss me while i was drivin at 70mph surprised we didnt die tbh Did he use any cheesy lines?
- hes a cheese factory lets be real How long have ya’ll been together?
- a year a five months almost When did you meet his parents?
- havent and prob wont Who said, “I love you” first?
- i think he did cause i usually dont lol.. we said it jokingly a lot when we were friends though so idk What was the first thing he gave you?
- gift wise????... his bracelet, we swapped bracelets.. like those rubber ones, so we could have somethin from each other since we were gonna be long distance for awhile.. he still wears mine and i wear his lol What’s the most expensive thing he’s given you?
- idk??? a hotel to the beach? even though we split that.. maybe my necklace? What’s the cutest thing he does?
- idk he does so much wHY DO I HAVE TO PICK ONE??? he grabs my hand and holds it while we are drivin and it makes me melt tbh What does he call you?
- A TON OF STUPID SHIT LMAO we both say stupid nicknames.. booboo is probably the worst How well does he know you?
- way too well How well do you know him?
- fuck if i know.. id like to say a lot Do you know any of his ex’s?
- no, just stories Is he friends with any of his ex’s?
- hope not :o)))))) will kill them :o)))))) What is his favorite thing to do?
- watch youtube vids prob or play dead by daylight LATELY What is one thing that really annoys him?
- probably when i harass him when hes trying to sleep 0:) Are you happy?
- with him??????? yes Do your parents like him?
- yepyepyep Is he the best kisser out of all that you’ve kissed? - yessss he has very kissable lips ugh What does he do that gives you butterflies?
- god him looking over at me gives me butterflies :((( or when he says cute things n stuff Have you ever gotten into a fight?
- OH DEFINITELY If so what was it over?
- >:( How many kids does he want to have?
- idk never really said a number but we do want some, prob 2-3 Have you ever loved anyone else?
- well yeah, but this is probably way different What is your best memory together?
- first memory to pop in my head: playing pokemon go in some forest in columbus and litERALLY RUNNING FOR CHARMANDERS Have you talked about a future together?
- yup Do you think you two will get married?
- im hoping if all goES WELL When you first met, did you think it would end up the way it is?: 
- no not at all after all the disappointments ive had?????? LOL... esp when he said he would come visit me i was like yea ok.... now we live together w t f Is he what you ‘normally go for’?: 
- no tbh but im so glad i went for it Do/did your friends approve of him?:
- yea Are you friends with his mates?: 
- idk any of his friends personally since theyre in texas, although i did msg one on facebook If it came to it, would he rescue you at 3am if needed?:
- definitely i THINK :-) How many times a day does he tell you he loves you?: 
- a lot Do you trust each other?: 
- :-/ yeah i try Ever layed in bed together in each others arms?: 
- every night I SLEEP ON HIS CHEST Would you trust him if you left the town for a month with no contact?: 
- yea i think Does it bother you if he doesnt say ‘I love you’ when he leaves?: - no lol Does he pull you aside to kiss goodbye or do it there and then?: 
- umm depends??? usually there and then? Has he ever asked you if his outfit looks okay?: 
- yes lmao Does he own a lot of shoes?: - not really no Ever been in a drunken state and said some things you wish you didnt to him:
- yeS LOL What colour eyes would your child have?:
- probably POOP BROWN Does he greet you with a hug each time you see him?: 
- basically or kisses Has he ever bought you a gift for no reason but his love?:
- ya he brought me flowers and when i was sick he got me tissues and ramen and medicine :o) Ever stayed up chatting til stupid oclock on the phone?: 
- yES Do you text a lot?: 
- yes!!!
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thanhxuannie · 7 years
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Why is Eunhyuk so cute? And why is Donghae feat. kids the most beautiful thing ever?
my friend that is a good question ??
honestly this instavid of donghae bullying that poor little kid messed me up ?? thats just not done????? literally who does donghae think he is, being so rude to a small innocent little girl , stealing her strawberries and making her cRY ??? how can he do that and be literally. the cutest man on earth E V E R. have you seen his smile??? he just looks so happy and hes laughing so loud , and seowon is CRYING but hahahaha no lets eat her strawberry, because hey!! ykno what !!! my name is lee donghae, thirty years of age, professional rude puppy
no really donghae looked so adorable and at ease with these kids, and my heart teared up a bit in my chest , it was pAINFUL . he’s such a BRAT he’s a complete asshole but gosh this makes me love him so so so so much ????? i bet hes gna b like this with his own kids later, literally he will be like hahaha guess who i bought the xbox for NOT YOU MOTHERCKR dad’s gna achieve a fifa marathon WITHOUT YOU, and his kids will be so outraged and scandalized, seowon was literally the perfect representation of how id have reacted, and just thinking about it makes me wanna cry, bc ??? that sounds like the perfect family that donghae would want to have, idk this just gives me Feels man
and um excuse you don’t EVEn get me started on hyukjae??? because my pal i have Opinions and if u aint gna stop me, i will literally keep on ranting about how PERFECT he is until basically 5ever. he’s the cutest man ever i can’t believe we’re so luck y to have him??? hes so kind and his heart is literally so huge, he loves so much and gives his all to everything that he does, and i just can’t believe how brave he is? if i had to go through all the stuff he had to go through , id have broken down and wailed and maybe died a little, but no?? look at him ??? ploughing through it like a fckng boss, gosh i can’t believe this boi ??????
and ahhhh have you seen all of the vids of his perfs in the army he looks so dAMN GOOD im just so glad he ‘s doing so well, i hope he stays healthy and happy and hey its only seven months left!!!!!!!!! thats like. nothing, right. me: [[sobs in a corner]]. also the vcr of him and shindong meeting leeteuk, oh SHIT, i felt like i was gna DIE bc i was so HAPPY to see him but also EMBARRASSEd look at him acting SO SHY and still being a compelte huge DORK , who the fuck told him it was ok ????? certainly not ME. literally every time im sad or down or smth i just ????? google hyukjae and look at him laugh and just generally being the kind little cupcake that he’s always been and hey!!! look at me!!!!! the sun is shining rainbows are appearing in the sky little birds are chirping the sky is pink life is beautiful
im so sry this got out of hand, my punctuation for this is literally the worst HAHAHAH pls take this as a representation of how wonderfully messed up these two assholes make me LMAO
thanks for the ask!!!!!!!!!!!! come at me again whenever BRO
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