#he is my favorite bastard too :)

[knifefightandchill]

RESIDENT EVIL 4 (2023)

You haven't changed a damn bit.

#re #resident evil 4 remake #re4r #re4redit #reedit #resiedit #jack krauser #gamingedit #videogameedit #dailygaming #my gifs #i go too long inbetween making sets of him #you would think because he's my favorite i would be spamming him all the time #because i adore him #he's my emotional support knife wielding bug bastard #my babygirl #but i get caught up in so many other things as well #expect more krauser content again in the future because i mean #i'm always meaning too

[lotus-pear]

childhood comfort anime about plastic spinning tops from 2016 out here curing my art block🫶🏼

#just decided on whim to indulge in a 50 episode show about plastic tops just for the childhood nostalgia #hello beyburst fandom it's been five fucking years how many seasons are we at #i stopped watching after turbo🤡👌 #anyway. can i just say i'm literally in love with all the charcater designs? like that shit slaps so hard #shu is so <3333 he has never had a bad outfit design #i personally love him in turbo bc he had the suit and the coat and he was growing his hair out and it was kinda fine😳 #but yeah i just recently finished s1 and i'm starting on evolution soon #wakiya is still my favorite to date i love the snarky rich blond bitches #also valt and shu? otp 🫶 #i forgot how much i hated lui like this bitch tried to gouge shu's eye out on national tv what a bastard how do ppl like him😭😭 #carrot twig ass hoe #shu could flick you and you'd splat on the wall like a fly #anyway love the whole family dynamic that goes on in s1 which is why it's my favorite season:) #everyone's just a nice happy found family in japan #evolution was okay too ig but shu was missing the whole time and everyone left home so :/ #idk s1 just hits different #beyblade burst #beyburst #beyblade burst shu #shu kurenai #beyblade fanart #beyblade fandom #lotus draws

[kareofbears]

watching two dozen interviews of wes ball talk about how he made the maze runner movies is genuinely such a pleasure to watch. it's so so clear that he deeply loves the content of the maze runner books while still understanding that they're fucking insane and makes next to no sense. the vision he has for the movies are unparalleled, the way he slims down the books while still upping the character moments is so impressive!! he was able to capture the heart of the series while still making it really accessible to a general audience. it has a clear trilogy feel to it, which a lot of trilogies do NOT have. and the best part is the cast LOVES him, you can tell just by the way they describe and poke fun of wes that this project would NOT work without him. also the way the cast NEVER talks about dashner is so fucking good. they're like 'omg there's wes, the genius, doing a one man show haha so silly, ily wes' and then it hard cuts to someone being like 'james is on set a lot.'

#the main reason why i started reading the book was because of the social phenomenon #i mean when has there been a case where the movies are so much more beloved than the actual books???? #half way through scorch. i understand now. #ONE SINGLE THING I WILL SAY THAT THE BOOKS DO BETTER #is minho #minho had a lot of LIFE in the books #he's arrogant #he's a bastard #and hes so funny actually #i love him in the movies too #ki hong lee is a great minho but its very very clear they chose newt over him to focus on #which is a real shame because theyre a trio for a reason yk #actually in general the books are actually hilarious #ALSO my theory is #wes ball was so charmed by TBS that he changed some shit around #my favorite interview of wes ball was him describing TBS' audition #saying how he was just so magnetic and he was immediately drawn to the idea of him about newt #WES BALL IS JUST LIKE ME FR #mine #maze runner #tmr #alex reads tmr

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

was going through old sketchbooks and got reattached to some wof ocs. like Delgado. especially Delgado

#he's my little menace 🥺 thieving boy 🥺 #i should doodle his adoptive father sometime too. and his brother. and his goth wife. and his bestie #they're a fun group! #wof #wings of fire #wof oc #oc #original character #scribble salad #my art #i really gotta make a distinct art tag #sandwing #out of all of the wof ocs ive created #i think del might be my favorite #hes just!!! hes scrimbly! #hes full of love! his pockets are full of stolen items! hes a cocky bastard! #hes the meme where one guy is crying while winning a fight & the guy getting beaten up is acting like hes winning #yeah the latter is delgado #he will lose fights and will act like he didnt just get his ass handed to him #he also loves his badass goth wife. that is an important part of his character i think #hes also a total nerd but he also acts like he isnt. thats his brother's role there cant be two nerds in the family

[blushinggoku]

Been watching some dbs related videos and I'm sosoo glad I gave up on that anime because oh my god the story gets worse with every arc. Wtf are they even doing anymore

#watched a vid summarizing the granolah arc and literally genuinely what was that #my favorite part was when frieza showed up outta nowhere with a new form he'd cultivated #in a alternate dimension that distorts time in a similar way that the room of space and time does #proceeded to one hit kill the big bad of the week. knock out goku and vegeta for shits and giggles and then dip #hilarious #but it was meant to be totally serious and to show that frieza's totallyyyy a threat again guys for real lets goo round 3 #and that was literally the most interesting part of the arc #Im so mad about the fucking bardock retcon #but not about the hypothetical wish he made. I remember reading somewhere that the English translation of the manga was incorrect #and ik a lot of people argue that the wish he made just retconned the whole message of dragon ball #but thats based on the English version of the manga #also speaking of bardock and retcons related to him Im still livid over the fact that they changed goku's origin story #to be an almost exact ripoff of superman's #and they retconned the start of the saiyan arc with that too #radirz said goku was sent to earth to destroy it as a baby. but now goku was sent to earth on purpose to save his life? #bullshit. I call bullshit #man Im sorry that most of my original posts so far have related to me bitching about Super #I want to engage with dragon ball contentbso bad but how can I when mostly everything is about Super now? #can't even read a good fanfic without goku's character being bastardized and infantalized the way it is in Super #literally fouvd my dream fic the other day but it got ruined 12 chapters in because the writer had started watching super #and completely changed the plit of the fic and goku's character to fit into the world where super resides and it made me want to eat glass #I will be more funny and talk about better dbz related stuff soon I prommy <3 #star scrambles

[pumpkinsouppe]

Okay I thought that Kazuma was the only character I’ve insulted, called a bastard and motherfucker, but still loved with all my heart

But that’s a lie I completely forgot that’s also what I do to Yuki Sohma FNDSJLFDA they’re both the absolute worst yet I’m their number one fan

#bro yall would genuinely think I fucking hated yuki the way I talk about him before the summer trip/beach house arc #FDSKLFJSDLK no I absolutely adore him he’s such a bastard esp when he gets with machi oh my god #it’s funny too bc furuba is one of my oldest and lasting favorite media #so it has absolutely shaped who my favorite characters are #yuki aboslutely set the stepping stones for me to be a kazuma fan #dgs #furuba #fruits basket

[geckosquid]

CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP.

#HE IS HERE!! #My absolute favorite bastard man #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #now let’s get some fucking closure up in this bitch! #WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ITS BEEN TWO WHOLE YEARS SINCE I’VE SEEN YOU LAST #Pokémon masters #pokemas #spoilers #Pokémon masters spoilers #and uh. Jacq is here too. #I won’t be able to pull for him unfortunately #even though he’s one of my favorite Paldea characters this blond bitch comes first

[cinnamon-roll-whump]

The Book of Lost Tales is absolutely delightful

#favorite scene so far is probably #valar: heya melko so we just dropped by how are you #melkor: hi fam wish i could have y'all over but my place is too small. shame! anyways #also the part where he agrees to go with them to valinor but they all have to kneel before him first #the man is such a bastard and i love him for it #melkor #book of lost tales #silmarillion

[fauvester]

i love ur garashir children so dearly and i am so so grateful that peepaw war crimes died in the dominion camp. Imagine.

PEEPAW WAR CRIMES AAAAA

God could you IMAGINE

I do love the idea of 'Tain survives, has to pull a Garak and pretend to be a harmless old man even though EVERYONE knows who he is and what he's done'. Like ohhhh building a secret fleet to annihilate the dominion? Couldn't be little old me. Smiling and menacing. Wardrobe unchanged. Garak and Bashir supremely uncomfortable.

But also, Young Elim finds out who he is and promptly turns around and punches him in the crotch so hard he gets a heart attack and dies instantly

#dee s 9 #garashir adoption au #WHATS THIS? ITS 8 YEAR OLD YOUNG ELIM WITH A STEEL CHAIR #READY TO TAKE REVENGE ON THE OLD GUARD OF CARDASSIA TO AVENGE HIS FAMILY! #bashir sadly has to restrain his son. on the inside hes like hol on let him cook #changes the garashir dynamic so much UUGHGHHHHHH garak still doing the desperate powerplay for recognition #....man kira and young elim would get along. family trip to ds9 one day #iskra would be such a hand at being grandpa's little girl. she'd be so ~happy~ to be his favorite and get all his attention #he'd teach her all about sneaking around and committing little crimes. train her up to be an operative one day :) #like tain would EVERRRR accept his BASTARD sons ADOPTED children as people he should care about lol. imagine.. #the kids' job is to try to catch grandpa tain trying to Do A Crime and reporting it to their dads. they think its just sooooo fun #tain is like :) but on the inside like AND I WOULDVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WERENT FOR YOU MEDDLING TWITS #thank you for puttin love on my lizards.... 🥹

[solvicrafts]

Introducing: Yinn

A.K.A., orca puppy

I love this weird boy much. He's a melanistic coyote with an unusually high concentration of white markings; I've seen a few black coyotes in my time, most with a small patch of white on their chest and maybe a little on their bottom lip, but Yinn's markings are really distinctive.

I named him "Yinn" after the drow word for "tooth/fang" and following the theme of naming all of my coyotes/wolves/coywolves after drow words & names.

I suspect Yinn has some dog heritage down the line that lends itself to his unique color morph, but otherwise he is very much a coyote and a Good Boy.

#cw: taxidermy #coyote pelt #yinn the coyote #he and Ghost are my two favorite coyotes #Ghost is the only one who doesn't have a drow name because the little bastard named himself #I kept trying to call him the name I had in mind for him and involuntarily kept calling him Ghost by mistake #after about a year of stubbornly refusing to I finally gave in and started calling him Ghost #which people think is a GoT reference despite me never being a fan #really it's just because coyotes are tricky assholes and so too apparently are their spirits #and Ghost was Very Particular about wanting to be called Ghost

[squireofgeekdom]

i am absolutely cackling at the realization that james arnold taylor, yknow, clone wars obi wan, voices harry osborn in the spectacular spider man. and who voices harry osborn in ultimate spider man? matt lanter. yknow. clone wars anakin skywalker. 

THE DUALITY OF MAN

#posts that have a target audience of ME and that's the goal #guess i'm watching ultimate too #had i not seen it when i first looked up ssm i would never called jat as harry here #and of course dee bradley baker is here. he's every where. incredible. i love voice actors. #i swear i recognize like half of these voices in spectacular from yj #electro literally just sounds exactly like that actor's red arrow voice #squire talks #msm (2017) is still my favorite so far #i am a simple bastard. #i like science (well superhero show science but they're all nerds and that brings me joy) #and an almost complete lack of romantic drama #im one season into ssm and goddamn is that theme song catchy though

[lepakonpaska]

[happy rambling in the tags because i love my job so much ✨️🌻]

#im feeling happier than i have in years!! #i love tattoo culture a lot and this specific studio is PERFECT for me #there's three other people working there which is honestly a perfect amount. i don't get overwhelmed but i can still be social #and like. one of them is a cool as shit woman who also hosts queer kink events and is as neck deep in fandom culture as i am #one is a guy running on three redbulls/hour and has a need to draw dicks EVERYWHERE. he also has a rainbow skull called princess skulldaddy #and my mentor is the kindest person ever even tho she pretends to be a grouchy old woman #she is already super protective over me and when i was complaining that i can't glare at people effectively enough she was like #'awww but it's good that you're so sweet! never let people take that quality from you' and i was like cool thanks im gonna cry #also I've annoyed her into listening to my favorite bands! yesterday st aurora started playing in the studio so i naturally went '👀!!!' #and she was like 'that's right you fucking bastard you've convinced me to join your cult' 😌 #also the clients are really cool too!! #also also the studio is a sponsor for helsinki pride and we're gonna have a queer book club and wine & create evening etc and AHHHHHH #and it's right by the sea at the PRETTIEST place with a lot of trees and boats and swans and god i got so lucky like? am i dreaming?? #i get to make art be gay as hell learn tattooing and chat with really cool and nice people all day genuinely what could be better #personal

[killsaki]

squeeee!<3

HIM LAUGHING AT TAKEMICHI AFTER SUBD£]€|€!!!!! HES SO!!!!!! FUCKING!!!!!! FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#asks. #☆ — moot. | kitty! #‧₊˚♡ — tetta! #his little smile while asking too …. #he’s soooooooooo funny i love him so fucking much omg #my favorite little bastard ever. i’m going to cry #i just got stares for how hard i laughed at this #thank you kitty <333333332

[xyx-therapist]

hello bloomic community i am a new writing/fanart/idk blog. intro/request rules post coming soon maybe  this isnt a ‘please boost!’ post i just wanted to say hello

#Bear rambles #im not setting up other tags here either #i am too tired for this #blooming panic #bloomic #bp #uhhh i dont know f i should tag the characters #i am not going to #if u see my name is related to the xyx role in the discord #yeah the fuck u do #hes my favorite #bastard man /aff

[roturo]

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ SHE'S BACK!

GUESS HE COULDN'T KEEP IT IN, SO HE HAD TO KEEP IT INSIDE! ₊˚⊹♡ dilf!gojo satoru x teacher!reader

tags: smut, unprotected sex, breeding kink, exhibitionism, getting caught, he fucks you while he's on the phone, overstimulation, dumbfication, fluff, gojo has an ex-wife, yuuji is gojo's son, age-gap.

A/N: well, this was surely and adventure and maybe self-indulgent title because guess what?, i'm back baby.

It was a nice morning, he felt clean. Like his life was finally steadying. Even after some stressful weeks trying to get rid of his now ex-wife, he won the trial and kept Yuuji. Poor little boy, just turning 5 years old and he’s already facing all this type of stress. But thankfully he will not be experiencing enduring his crazy mother behavior. Which basically was a gold digger, and a bitch– Not that he would ever say that outloud, maybe with other words? Bastard? Witch? Not that it really matters right now.

He could finally take a break now, just focusing on raising his little boy, and being an old boring 31 year old dad. Life doesn’t sound that bad.

“Daddy! Daddy!,” His son went running to his arms, almost stumbling by himself- clear happiness shown on his face. Quickly, Gojo opened his arms ready to lift the young kid. “Miss Y/N congratulated me on my homework! She was pretty amazed!”

Your name wasn’t unknown to him, Yuuji was very open when talking about his favorite teacher, even though he hasn’t seen you yet- from what he’s been told you’re the kid’s favorite, including Yuuji’s. “I had to talk about who’s my hero, and I chose you!” If this day wasn’t going great, it was now. Because his son's comment just made his whole week, life even.

“Oh look dad!” The little boy pointed towards your moving frame, each time getting clñoser towards them. “Daddy, this is Miss Y/N!” Yuuji kept presenting the both of you. He was really excited to present his two favorite persons to each other- but all Gojo could think of what’s how young and beautiful you looked. He expected someone older, maybe even an old lady with wrinkles and that loving grandma vibes, but what he saw made his heart beat in a way he never thought he would feel ever more.

“Daddy? Are you paying attention?” The little boy gained Gojo’s attention back, face now looking at him again. “I’m sorry kiddo, kinda just zoned out there. What did you just say?”

“Uhh, what was it? Oh! Did I tell you Miss Y/N told me you were a very handsome man?”

“Yuuji!” His gaze moved towards your blushed face, a hand covering part of your face. “I’m so sorry Mr.Gojo, I didn’t intend to say-”

Gojo cut you off before you could continue apologizing “It’s okay, I also think Ms.Y/N is a very beautiful woman.” 

Uh, well. So this is how kinda you found yourself in this situation right now.

You swear it wasn’t your intention! You really tried, you really did, but how could someone say no to Mr.Gojo? And mostly because he really showed his attraction towards you. Sending Yuuji with a rose for you every day, and the little boy was rooting for his dad, because dear god- he did not shut up about him, and how happy he would be with a new girlfriend and maybe one he could call ‘mommy’ and give him a sister. 

That made you blush. 

Not only because the little boy commented on it, and was agreeing- but because it was his dad’s idea.

“You’re so wet, s-shit.” Loud thrusts filled the room, he was fucking you raw on his sofa– waiting for Yuuji’s mom to bring him back, the little boy was eager to come back and ‘see Ms.Y/N and his daddy finally starting to fall in love’

Kids being kids. But, he was right- the both of you were falling in love with eachother.

Gojo throws back his head, immersed in the warmth radiating off your walls and he lets your moans take him to another world. In a haste decision, he slips your dress over your head before tossing it. He mouths at your tits, plump and stiff between his lips, and he hurdles a deeper round of thrusts inside you. 

When you get a little too loud, his hand comes over to clamp your mouth, wolf like eyes staring back at you, “Shut it. You don’t deserve to speak.”

His thin white tee that stays a barrier between you and him does not hide the rippling body underneath that seemed to be sculpted by gods. He presses into you, grunting, using you like his personal sex doll and you embrace it, thrive from it, come to it. Your hips contract, slewing in perfect circles, before having your legs fall gradually lifeless as you arousal drip down your thighs.

“Ffffucckkk- oh baby, would you like that? Be full of me and my baby? Make me a daddy again?”

“yesyesyesyes, make me yours Mr.Gojo-” 

He pays your climax no mind,a smirk clearly showing on his face while he fucks you on his sofa- You could muffle your screams of pleasure easier here. Turning your head back to face him, you notice now he’s shirtless–taut and shiny from sweat like a large set of Hawaiian rolls–before seeing how quick he is to fit back inside you.

“Good girl.” His husky voice resonates and pushes you back into the sheets. “Good girls get rewards, don’t they?” Your poor fucked up mind couldn’t think clearly now. The way your abused and overstimulated pussy was still taking his rock hard cock gratefully inside you was making every feel giddy. A sudden noise bringing back a little part of your senses, Gojo clearly grunting grabbed his what you suppose phone, and answered. Not bothering to stop his thrusts.

“Yeah?,” His voice sounded almost like a whisper because of how breathy it was. “Gojo? I’m almost at your house- Yuuji wanted some ice-cream and bought some for you and… your new girlfriend?” His chuckle interrupted his ex-wife’s conversation, accompanied with a whimper at the feeling of you clenching on him- overstimulation clearly bringing you back to climax soon again.

A slap was heard from his part of the line, an unbelievable laugh coming from his ex-wife line, clearly noticing what was going on and then she finally heard you moan. You couldn’t keep it in anymore, and you were too fucked out to feel embarrased about it right now.

“Finish before I leave Yuuji- Enjoy yourself.” Gojo was so lost in pleasure that he didn’t even realize she hung up before he even processed what happened.

His grunts and sounds of skins slapping are all you hear as he pounds you back into the sofa. It feels like heaven beneath his weight. You were feeling flushed to the touch, but making contact with his skin was like an inferno. He was the embodiment of heat and as suffocating as that could’ve been, it melts you like it’s how it always should’ve been.

His pace eventually falters, followed by a hushed “fuck,” and he empties out into your used hole. The moment he pulled out, a knock was heard. 

“Shit. Can you walk?”

PART 2

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