#he is not daddy he is Father

[kendrawells]

*knocks on your door* have you heard the good news about Wyllsin

#bg3 #halsin #wyll ravengard #you can't bullshit him he's like 200 years old #wyllsin #he may have been your father but he wasn't your daddy

[bruciemilf]

Headcanon that, every year on their birthday, Kryptonians get new superpowers.

Clark doesn’t really keep track; That’s Bruce’s job, for the most part. This year? Mediumship.

me·​di·​um·​ship

/the capacity, function, or profession of a spiritualistic medium/

“Communication with spirits,” Bruce has this habit of nicking his thumb with his teeth, pretty, hazel eyes glossy with thought. Clark doesn’t need supervision to see how beautiful he is when his mind’s at work. “Fascinating.”

“Yep,”

Clark watches Thomas Wayne’s ghost give him the glare of the century behind his son’s back.

The skin of his jawline is entirely ripped off, peeled by Joe Chill’s gun, like the news article said. Sincerely, the Wayne glare scares Clark more.

“Fascinating.”

#thomas being a protective father and fucking with every suitor from #beyond the grave my beloved. he bothers Clark in small — but infuriating — ways. breaking all the chargers in his home. #so Clark can’t work from home or get work done on time. shut off the electricity in the middle of his interviews or meetings. #or talking to Bruce. writing articles about Perry white and blaming it on Clark. calling Lex Luthor hot. #PROTECTIVE DADDY THOMAS THATS ALL #bruce wayne #superbat #battinson #clark kent #thomas wayne #dc comics #dc #batman #text #text post

[theshamblewithsybles]

YOU think they have a beautiful bromance I think they are approximately .5 seconds away from fucking raw on national television. We are not the same.

#this is about royjamie #“it’s a father son relationship” bro stfu #phil dunster literally said he’s more daddy than father so keep it to yourself #royjamie #roy kent #jamie tartt #ted lasso #brett goldstein #phil dunster #they are in love your honor #I know how many ships this could apply to so god knows what the tags are gonna look like #shipping #ao3 #queer #I have a lot of feelings on this ship

[pawified]

tw: heavy punishments ( bruises , slapping )

father figure bf!toji punishments are down right mean and filthy.

lets say you have been acting out all week, not following the rules, talking back, skipping school, doing everything your boyfriend hates. the thing is toji knows you and the games you like the play.

the only reason why you are doing these things is because his lack of attention you have been receiving from him this past week due to his corporate ceo job. he is coming home later and later throughout the week which means you are spending more time with his stuck up and bitchy assistant than you are with him.

you think toji isn’t aware of the little shenanigans you are pulling because he isn’t around much but that far from the truth. how can he not be involved in his princess’s school academic career.

toji just so happens to decide to stop by your school to see how you were doing and too take you out for a nice lunch but when he reached the school’s office and asked the sweet old lady at the desk to page for you, he was made aware that you hadn’t been at roll call this morning.

toji’s face drops, he said a quick thank you to the lady, phone already up to his ear. ringing your phone only to be met with a fucking voicemail. steam practically coming from his ears,“this fucking brat” he barked out, as he climbed into his car speeding home.

thats how you end up bound to his office chair with a vibrator in hand, pleading out sorrys. your face is stained with tears , discolored bruises from the love bites scattered about and welts on your ass from the blows toji left.

“please sir, i’m sorry“ you try to reason with him but he doesn’t let up. he is sat on the opposite side of you, on the phone as his gaze burn into your skin. lifting the phone away, he finally speaks “you’re being to loud , i can’t hear kento. and i don’t remember telling you, you could speak.”

you let out a whine, more like a cry. this had been going on for an hour now and you are at your end. you plead once more, just as toji is ending his phone call and walking over to you. “ daddy, i-i swear m’ sorry.. i was dumb, please please.” he tilts his head, staring down at you all while stroking your check. “ i know puppy, but you have to learn your lesson, daddy’s way too nice with you.”

you try kicking out your legs in protest but toji’s palm comes down on your inner thigh heavy, “ow ow , okay m-m sorry. i will be good, please can i have a kiss please, please gimme kiss” you beg, your emotions are heavy and he can tell your dropping into the headspace where he needs you at.

he gives your check a light tap, “no. until you learn to behave properly, you don’t get anything from me.”

#˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ #𝑝𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑠 ‎໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১ #𝑡𝑜𝑗𝑖 — ♡ ᵎ #father figure bf!toji #toji is absolutely gross nd he just loves when u call him daddy or sir #toji x f!reader #dilf toji #toji x reader smut #jujutsu toji #toji fushiguro #toji smut #jujutsu kaisen toji #toji x you #toji x black reader #toji x reader #jjk toji

[jazzkrebber]

one of the funniest things about show!wesper is that at first, Wylan is this poor, dirty kid from the barrel, but Jesper doesn't care because he loves him. then Jesper eventually finds out that his boyfriend is actually stupid rich and he accidentally found a sugar daddy

#sugar daddy wylan is one of my favorite cannon things #like he was playing for spare change and suddenly he inherits his father's fortune #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wesper #jack wolfe #kit young #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #shadow and bone season 2 #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm

[fanaticalthings]

local billionaire gets cyberbullied by his 15 children

<- Prev

#jason: u kinda did this to yourself #bruce: i shouldve just let the foster system take you all. #dick there are so many alternatives to 'daddy' why couldnt u just use those 🤡 #and of course damian does not participate in today's tweets because no way is he going to call his father 'bruh' #dc comics #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #stephanie brown #duke thomas #batfam #batfamily #batkids #batdad #incorrect dc quotes #tweets #texts #social media au #crack #fanatical posting

[neo--queen--serenity]

What do you mean this isn’t what happened

#buddy daddies #rei suwa #kazuki kurusu #miri unasaka #shigeki suwa #kazurei #he sees right through you rei #you can’t hide the gay from him #miri buddy daddies #rei buddy daddies #kazuki buddy daddies #never beating those gay allegations #neo queen serenity’s memes #buddy daddies spoilers #bd spoilers #like i know rei calls his dad ‘boss’ & not ‘father’ but it was better for my joke #sorry lmao #buddy daddy spoilers #buddy daddies memes

[keepin-it-on-the-d-l]

Something something, Henry giving Lark unconditional forgiveness and Lark wanting nothing but to be found at fault VS Henry placing Sparrow at fault for code purple and Sparrow hoping for forgiveness when they reunite.

#the oak family and their complicated relationship with forgiveness and fault is my Roman Empire actually #my art #Was there a part of him that hoped he could eventually be redeemed because he watched his father forgive his brother time and time again? #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads s2 #dndads season 2 #dndads quest #lark oak garcia #lark oak #sparrow oak #sparrow oak swallows garcia #sparrow oak garcia #henry oak #henry oak garcia #dndads fanart #dndads art

[sualne]

vampire terminology used wrong

#donquixote doflamingo #monkey d luffy #my art #my comic #op vamp au #described in alt text #yea. this was funnier in my head. #luffy hates that terms 'vampire parent & child' to refer to the vampire who has turned someone and the one who's been turned. #also 'newborn vampire'. a recurring theme is him being pissed at the infantilisation (& dehumanisation) he goes through since #he's became a vampire. thought it'd be hilarious if mingo went on and called himself daddy instead of father because he's insufferable #originally had croc standing menacingly in the last panel but they're on mingo's ship so he isn't there

[linka-from-captain-planet]

the concept of Lae’zel and Wyll basically teen-parenting gith baby Xan is both the sweetest and funniest thing I can imagine

(That’s supposed to be a tiny warlock outfit Xan is wearing… Lae’zel made it so their son would have something that kinda makes him look like Wyll, since they share neither blood nor lineage)

#Lae’zel is taking the picture #aka she looked terrible in the sketch and I just gave up #bg3 #bg3 fanart #wyll x lae'zel #wyllzel #wyll ravengard #lae’zel #gith baby xan #xan ravengard!! #he has 2 daddies bc of she/her father Lae’zel

[tampire]

Cronus being self aware

#Daddy #Cronus #cronusedit #Teletoon #class of the titans #teletoonedit #classofthetitansedit #cotedit #David Kaye #He fathered so hard #Villain Pride #My Gif #animationsource #animationedit #tvedit #greek mythology #greek myth retellings #I want to cosplay him someday #Kiss #Get Kraken #He reminds me of Izzy Hands too #dailymenedit #dailymengifs #dilfgifs #dilfsource #if villain bad why hot

[dndadsepisodecovers]

Ep.10.01- Dads Don’t do Other Dads Dirty

#WOOO I MADE IT TO TEN!!!!!!! #also i’m a firm believer in cern being an amazing father #he just had one bad moment #also this means a lot to me consider the new ep #dndaddies #dndads #dndads s1 #dndads cover project #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies odyssey #dndads art #dndads fanart #dndads odyssey #dungeons and daddies fanart #nick dndads #nick close dndads #nick close #glenn close dndads #glenn close fanart #ep 10.01 #dndads paeden #paeden bennetts #cern dndads #ron stampler #henry dndads #darryl wilson

[turtleblogatlast]

I think about Leo’s “I’m your least favorite” comment to Splinter in “Down with the Sickness” a lot. It’s likely just a throwaway comment, a way to get Splinter to leave him alone before Leo gets sick too, but I can’t help but wonder if Leo believes it on some level.

Obviously it’s not true, Splinter loves him as much as he loves the others, but…it wouldn’t be shocking if Leo believed otherwise. After all, just in “Many Unhappy Returns” alone, Splinter has, with no hesitation, said comments like “my other sons would have taken this seriously” and “I knew I should’ve brought purple”, said “no” to Leo’s “I love you”, and pretty blatantly didn’t extend any trust in Leo’s plan even after Leo was fairly effortlessly defeating their opponents.

It was only after, when they’d already won, that Splinter finally gives him a “it was all you my son!” And…that’s basically it. Raph is the one who announces his trust in Leo. Not their father, even though Splinter is the one to witness Leo lowering his walls for once (which Splinter doesn’t react well too, because Leo only lowers his walls in the most hectic of times, and because he lowers them only then, either no one is around or no one is in the right state of mind to respond properly, leading to Leo building his walls back up, and the cycle continues.)

Again, it’s not because Splinter doesn’t love Leo, but Leo…can’t be feeling too good about all that. The way he never reacted surprised about any of Splinter’s words too…

He may know that Splinter loves them all, as a group, but individually…I don’t think Leo believes he ranks all that high with that love. Gives another meaning to “I’m nothing without my brothers” huh?

(Of course, I’m willing to bet the invasion changed that understanding, but with that comes the potential misunderstanding that his father’s outright love is tied to Leo sacrificing himself.)

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #rottmnt headcanons #again OBVIOUSLY SPLINTER LOVES HIM DEARLY #but I wouldn’t blame Leo for thinking he’s loved the LEAST #Splinter also blatantly thinking Donnie is funnier doesn’t help #Leo being a Leo and thus being a Daddy’s Boy at his core doesn’t help #man splinter if you tell Leo he was the first one you held he’d be riding that high for MONTHS #but yeah I just think that with all of Leo’s insecurities…this all isn’t all that unlikely a conclusion to make #and I’ve said it before but…Leo and Splinter don’t really have a softer moment between them unlike the others #that must sting #this isn’t to say that Splinter was WRONG in being upset with Leo in Many Unhappy Returns #because Splinter had no way of knowing Leo’s plan would work out #but again - Leo has to be so confident and cocky because goddangit SOMEONE has to believe in him #so he lets it be himself #hell even the hug that comes after they incapacitate the shredder was more of a ‘Leo was there but it’s to all of them’ #I want them to have a good father son talk so bad #is it any wonder why Leo imprints so quick on Hueso #when the man sees him break and decides to help? #can you imagine how much that means to someone like Leo #that someone with all the reason in the world to leave Leo to deal with things alone #chooses not only to help him but to actively protect him after as well #I bet with Splinter there’s always a voice in the back of his head #that says his dad’s love of him is more obligation than anything #and if they didn’t have that DNA connection it wouldn’t be there #so Hueso having no connection but still sticking by Leo’s side in Leo’s moment of weakness…it probably means a lot #it’s a shame we didn’t truly get that with Splinter and Leo #now I want Hueso and Splinter to meet bc like…they’re both dads! and it’d be interesting

[scratchybeardsweetmouth]

“Mom, this is my boss, Rebecca Welton. Rebecca, this is Dottie Lasso.” | Ted Lasso 3x11

#ted lasso #tedlassoedit #tedlassosource #tedlassogif #rebecca welton #dottie lasso #trueloveistreacherous #ledtasso #manigif #i legit thought he said daddy lasso for a second #because of rebecca's ms welton's my father joke #anyhow rebecca figuring it out right away is joyful #1k

[impish-ivy]

If you have ever unironically called Lucifer a “daddy dom” you do not understand his character.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me Lucifer #obey me Nightbringer #nsfw? #he has daddy issues!! #he would never be interested in being called dad or daddy by his partner. ever #his father figure literally tried to kill his sister #he was so angry at him his anger personified itself into Satan #he is also not a dom imo :)

[bropunzeling]

really important: do people still know about jordan eberle, taylor hall, and the worst hangman game of all time. Do They Know

#sorry to add #ryan whitney #to the dash but like #DO THEY KNOW ABOUT “EBSY CANT SPELL BANANA” #hockey #yes this is brought to you by someone tagging a picture of jordan with 'daddy' and it causing me psychic damage #i understand he is a literal father of two. but to me he will always also be “can't spell banana”