Why tf were the dog and Crosshair consistently better at sensing incoming danger than the guy who was literally engineered in a lab to sense incoming danger. You’re telling me that when a brainwashed assassin ordered to capture Omega was literally in the same room as him, Hunter “overprotective father figure” badbatch couldn’t pick up on that but their new dog did?
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Prompt 199
“Where the fuck are my legs?”
Danny wasn’t happy. It wasn’t funny! Usually he just had a ghost tail when flying really fast, like super speed, not all the time! It’s not funny Clockwork, you’re used to having a tail, he isn’t!
What do you mean it’s permanent?! He needs his legs! Clockwork!! He wouldn’t have agreed to the adoption if he knew he’d lose his legs!
…Okay, that was a lie, Clockwork was a great parent who encouraged his chaos and enjoyed screwing over assholes like the Observants. But still! He looks like some sort of snake person now! No he doesn’t want a nap, he’s not a baby!
Clockwork, why are you being quiet? He’s not a baby! He’s not a baby, right? What do you mean all ghosts are babies until they’re a hundred years dead!? But he’s a halfa- what do you mean it takes longer for Ancients?!
No he doesn’t want that nap, he’s having a midlife crisis here several years too early!
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got hunter on my mind again, so here’s my own take on his appearance post s3 episode 1. he looks really good in red 💔
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funniest part about the bounty hunter wars by K.W jeter is how palpatine thinks he's screwing boba fett over by hiring him to take down the bounty hunters' guild, completely ignorant to the fact that boba is a sicko who thinks making himself public enemy #1 of every bounty hunter in the galaxy sounds like the most fun he's had in ages.
it's literally like,
palpatine: that fool boba fett doesn't know that he is but a pawn in my nefarious plot to sow desperation and discord among the bounty hunters of the galaxy. he will be completely unprepared for the torrent of violence and retribution he is about to unleash upon himself. how wonderful it is to make a creature complicit in the workings of its own destruction! >:)
boba, like 2 pages later: i can't wait to sow desperation and discord among the bounty hunters of the galaxy 😊 it's going to be sooo fun when my actions unleash a torrent of violence and retribution against me 😃 can't wait!
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Dad and son gossiping together
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baby pictures
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ZINGER!!
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New Dana art! This was apparently an idea that didn't make it into season 2... hmmm....
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The poke-bosses bloodborne AU because im at that point in life
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hunter being a trans guy is so funny because like
possibility 1:
wittebro was a trans guy living in 1600s connecticut and nobody batted an eye
possibility 2:
belos makes hunter and is like "aw shit, this one's got the wrong bits. oh well, guess i'll raise it as a boy anyway. luckily those loathesome 'transgender' witches have invented potions for this- y'know, if i don't kill him before he reaches puberty"
possibility 3:
belos makes hunter and is like "aw shit, this one's got the wrong bits. guess i'll have to deal with a girl for the next couple decades, it'd be too much work to kill and remake this one just because it came out wrong."
and then hunter gets older and is like "uncle, i wanna be a boy"
and belos is too busy being like "all according to keikaku" to be transphobic about it. task failed successfully.
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Obligatory screenshots redraw
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What if one of the reasons Hunter struggles with technology stuff is because of his enhanced senses
The lights and images are visually overstimulating but he can also hear and sense the inner workings of a simple datapad
Guy’s in constant sensory overload
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Dadrius Week Day 5: Uncle Eberwolf
Eber being a lil gremlin showing Hunter the true meaning of destruction ❤️ @sergeantsporks
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You hurt them like they’re nothing (Oh, oh)
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