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straycatj · 6 months ago
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Biscuits, biscuits, biscuits, biscuits
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naoyas90dayfiance · 29 days ago
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If Naoya asks you for some spicy contact: “Send a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on and three different pictures of your booty in any position and a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it’s spread a bit open. And a picture of you fingering yourself and a pic of you doing a kissing face bit also with your boobs in it. And a pic of your pussy and ass from behind in one shots. And a pic your full front body in just bra and panties. A pic of your arse or your all up. And a pic of your boobs while your in the shower and another pussy pic while your in the shower. And whatever all the sexy things you want. And A video of you twerking in just really short shorts. And one of you fingering yourself. And one of you actually cumming. And one of you play with your tits
Naoya, waiting for his pack of nude content after he has sent the message:
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Naoya, after 5 hours have passed and you haven't send anything:
Do you need help?
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jinnfuren · a month ago
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He knows he can
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goldenorder · 9 months ago
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"May I be granted the pleasure of crossing blades with Your Majesty, O grand Lord of Geo?" He's trying not to lose it sorry
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“...” Oh—if looks could kill... “I am glad that you find this so humorous, because I am certain Your Majesty, the Tsaritsa will be less than thrilled to find that one of her most beloved subjects is going about and flaunting himself to other gods.” This is a threat.
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rizoscvrly · 8 months ago
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Best one so far
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void-in-the-fridge · a year ago
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Friend: I’m totally straight, but I will not die until I have kissed that man on the lips for at least 3 seconds
Me: :)
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lance-o-lot · a year ago
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-Cheese is here and Lance is going to have to deal with them in the shop with a blowtorch-
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“C’eese, ah swear teh gawd ah will bury yer arse in teh yard if yeh try sumt’in’ wit’ dat torc’ in meh s’op. Yeh been warned.”
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asknightmareanderror · a year ago
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Sunshine gave him the most deadpanning and serious look. "Yes. Remember, its not pretty from where we came from. Just because we are nice now, doesnt mean we havent done bad things." He nods to Nightmare and Error. "Im sure you understand? Trust me, its... Its not fun in our world. Dont assume nothing will happen to you just because you have weapons. Anything can happen." Sunshine looks down at the floor. "... We know."
E - “Holo doesn’t exactly get the...seriousness, he’s mainly protected and stuff, so...he doesn’t think he has to listen, especially when he wants a reaction from someone or something.”
N - “A bit on the insensitive side, if you ask me...he isn’t as in tune with emotions from others, unlike myself and Genesis.”
Holo - “...I’m the worst at it, out of my entire family...even Glitch Dad can do it better than me.”
N - “...indeed...I would ask you to simply ignore him, he will continue to badger you otherwise.”
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feinstone · a month ago
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“tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin’ scared of him” is such a raw ass quote, you’d think it was from like shakespeare or something, but no she wants to touch me whoa she wants to love me whoa
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sunnibits · a month ago
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this scene is so fucking funny to me bc look at him. what he so small for.
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benevolenterrancy · 7 months ago
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hey, doyle, please don’t say watson keeps his stethoscope in his hat like that’s a normal thing, i refuse to believe that’s a normal thing
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g4m3r-bus-driv3r · 7 months ago
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*scuttles into the gas station stores and returns with novelty sunglasses that they werent even selling in there and like three bags of chips* where to nexxt >:)
HELL
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irradiatedsnakes · 5 days ago
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[ID: two digital drawings of subway boss emmet. he stands, pointing upwards with one hand and gesturing with the other hand (holding a pokeball), and is smiling with his durant perched on his shoulders. he says “i am emmet. i won against you. but i think i just got lucky. in a double battle, if you misread one thing, the rest will be totally different. you know." he dramatically points forward in the next image, holding up the pokeball in his other hand. durant happily chirps from his shoulders. he exclaims “please win 20 battles in a row and fight with me!” end ID]
the battle subway is difficult, but it’s so hard to be frustrated when this is the dialogue you get when you lose
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perseahlo · 4 years ago
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He tries his best
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unloveableforce · a month ago
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Usually a dnd show, sometimes a slapstick comedy
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03jelli · a month ago
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The Greatest Sorcerer 🪄
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 4 months ago
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One book I wish everyone could read is Trevor Noah’s Born A Crime. I would make this part of the standard high school reading list if I could. This book is just, oh my stars.
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This memoir is brilliant and funny and poignant, but more than that, it does a startlingly effective job of educating the reader on South African history, society, and the legacy of Apartheid. It is educational in the best way possible--it informs and entertains you, makes you think while making you feel. The lessons contained are so much more powerful thanks to Noah’s remarkable ability of holding the reader’s attention and empathy, while discussing heavy topics in an extraordinarily engaging style. This book is so enjoyable, but also illuminating, thoughtful, and emotive.
Consider picking up a copy from your local library or bookstore if you can!
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letswonderspirit · 28 days ago
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A Jack Fenton expression sheet
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livelovecaliforniadreams · a month ago
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