#he is serious

[straycatj]

ふみふみふみふみふみふみふみふみ

Biscuits, biscuits, biscuits, biscuits

#猫 #cat #元野良 #straycatj #jさん #ねこ #he is serious

[naoyas90dayfiance]

If Naoya asks you for some spicy contact: “Send a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on and three different pictures of your booty in any position and a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it’s spread a bit open. And a picture of you fingering yourself and a pic of you doing a kissing face bit also with your boobs in it. And a pic of your pussy and ass from behind in one shots. And a pic your full front body in just bra and panties. A pic of your arse or your all up. And a pic of your boobs while your in the shower and another pussy pic while your in the shower. And whatever all the sexy things you want. And A video of you twerking in just really short shorts. And one of you fingering yourself. And one of you actually cumming. And one of you play with your tits

Naoya, waiting for his pack of nude content after he has sent the message:

Naoya, after 5 hours have passed and you haven't send anything:

Do you need help?

#naoya was serious when he sent that message lkjkljl #this man #he is serious #he will send this to his partner btw #or if your just really hot xd #naoya zenin #zenin naoya #letters 💖 #zenin naoya x reader #naoya my beloved #arigato anon kun uwu #naoya #naoya zenin x reader

[jinnfuren]

He knows he can

#manga #manga spoilers #manga shounen #one punch man #saitama opm #saitama #and he just #he is serious

[goldenorder]

"May I be granted the pleasure of crossing blades with Your Majesty, O grand Lord of Geo?" He's trying not to lose it sorry

“...” Oh—if looks could kill... “I am glad that you find this so humorous, because I am certain Your Majesty, the Tsaritsa will be less than thrilled to find that one of her most beloved subjects is going about and flaunting himself to other gods.” This is a threat.

#CHILDE PLEASE #HE IS SERIOUS #ic #v: consultant #narvvhal

[rizoscvrly]

Best one so far

#spread #spread onward #signal boost #reblog #comedic #comedy #jokes #this is a joke #he is serious #lol #help lol #lmao #lmaooo #men

[void-in-the-fridge]

Friend: I’m totally straight, but I will not die until I have kissed that man on the lips for at least 3 seconds

Me: :)

#he is serious #and i believe him #dont make this into a 'oh hes obv gay' #hes not #he just wants to kiss a homie bro

[lance-o-lot]

-Cheese is here and Lance is going to have to deal with them in the shop with a blowtorch-

“C’eese, ah swear teh gawd ah will bury yer arse in teh yard if yeh try sumt’in’ wit’ dat torc’ in meh s’op. Yeh been warned.”

#IC {Lance} #ask #answered #forgetthegouda #Lance: Don't you fucking dare #He is serious #He will fucking bury you six feet under if you cause trouble

[asknightmareanderror]

Sunshine gave him the most deadpanning and serious look. "Yes. Remember, its not pretty from where we came from. Just because we are nice now, doesnt mean we havent done bad things." He nods to Nightmare and Error. "Im sure you understand? Trust me, its... Its not fun in our world. Dont assume nothing will happen to you just because you have weapons. Anything can happen." Sunshine looks down at the floor. "... We know."

E - “Holo doesn’t exactly get the...seriousness, he’s mainly protected and stuff, so...he doesn’t think he has to listen, especially when he wants a reaction from someone or something.”

N - “A bit on the insensitive side, if you ask me...he isn’t as in tune with emotions from others, unlike myself and Genesis.”

Holo - “...I’m the worst at it, out of my entire family...even Glitch Dad can do it better than me.”

N - “...indeed...I would ask you to simply ignore him, he will continue to badger you otherwise.”

#asknightmareanderror #nightmare sans #error sans #asks #last judgement #armageddon #dragon #galaxy #sunshine #holo #ship kid #ship child #he is serious #but he just doesn't care much

[feinstone]

“tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin’ scared of him” is such a raw ass quote, you’d think it was from like shakespeare or something, but no she wants to touch me whoa she wants to love me whoa

#posts that ruined my notifs #by far the most interacted with thing i've ever done #and it's a dead meme about a weirdly catchy but deeply sexist song from 2008 #to the people who are taking this post at face value and think i am unironically saying 3OH!3's hit song DONTTRUSTME is #as good as or better than the work of William Shakespeare #i have the following to say: #i was being 100% dead serious #shakespeare may have written some timeless masterpieces that i spent my entire childhood loving and obsessing over #he may have written some of the best sonnets i've ever read #and invented words and turns of phrase i use almost every day #but could he have written 'nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go doot doot'? #i think not #given the reactions i've gotten so far i feel like it's worth clarifying that that was also a joke #3OH!3 are not better than shakespeare and the lyrics to DONTTRUSTME don't sound like they're from a shakespeare play

[sunnibits]

this scene is so fucking funny to me bc look at him. what he so small for.

#they’re all so delighted to throw him overboard #well at least roach is #Olu looks so deadly serious in the back it’s hysterical #roach looks like he’s holding a widdle baby #i think this image could be very funny out of context (context being ready to kill him) #it’s like ‘maybe if we all hold this tiny man he’ll calm down’ but he has the reaction of an angry cat #izzy hands #ofmd #this could be a meme format

[benevolenterrancy]

hey, doyle, please don’t say watson keeps his stethoscope in his hat like that’s a normal thing, i refuse to believe that’s a normal thing

#sherlock holmes #john watson #dr watson #acd holmes #acd watson #acd canon #a scandal in bohemia #arthur conan doyle #my art #(i am aware that is not an era appropriate stethoscope it was just easier short hand for a silly goof comic) #but hey i have some QUESTIONS #this CANNOT be a thing doctors did at the time are you SERIOUS #that sounds REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE??? #and how heavy were they like i was under the impression that top hats were relatively stiff #why did he not put it in a doctors bag? or around his neck? how in the possible world would IN YOUR HAT be the best available option???? #this line THREW me

[g4m3r-bus-driv3r]

*scuttles into the gas station stores and returns with novelty sunglasses that they werent even selling in there and like three bags of chips* where to nexxt >:)

HELL

#Lmao #he is serious #Also have y’all never been to Y Not Stop #it’s the Buc-ees of Louisiana kind of #they got a lot of stuff ngl I like visiting there on roadtrips

[irradiatedsnakes]

[ID: two digital drawings of subway boss emmet. he stands, pointing upwards with one hand and gesturing with the other hand (holding a pokeball), and is smiling with his durant perched on his shoulders. he says “i am emmet. i won against you. but i think i just got lucky. in a double battle, if you misread one thing, the rest will be totally different. you know." he dramatically points forward in the next image, holding up the pokeball in his other hand. durant happily chirps from his shoulders. he exclaims “please win 20 battles in a row and fight with me!” end ID]

the battle subway is difficult, but it’s so hard to be frustrated when this is the dialogue you get when you lose

#art #pkmn #submas #emmet #durant #durant appreciation. look at this funny bug. #also im being 100% serious..i lost against emmet a few times trying to beat the regular doubles line #and its just! impossible to be discouraged when he's cheering you on like that #like yes i think i WILL win 20 battles and fight you again! see you in a little bit!

[perseahlo]

He tries his best

#just let him be #he is serious #JUST LOOK AT HIM #let him be famous #stay hydrated #funny cat #he is perfect #caturday #cats #siyahkadaryalnizz #hazelpalee #hazelpale #be happy #sherlockunhanimi #kitty #smile #cute cat #catlover #my post #my cat #just look at how cute he is

[unloveableforce]

Usually a dnd show, sometimes a slapstick comedy

#spoiler alert he did not catch it #matt and ashley were having a very serious discussion about entangle while unknown yellow candy (?) was just flying through matt's camera lo #peak cr energy #edit I’ve been informed it was a werthers and that makes it a million times better #critical role #cr #c3 #liam o'brien #travis willingham #liam #matt #travis #my cr posts

[03jelli]

The Greatest Sorcerer 🪄

#obey me fanart was never supposed to be this serious #and of course i didnt do a background but thats okay! #he’s just floating in a void bc he’s a sorcerer and it makes sense bc magic 🤪 #my art #obey me solomon #obey me #obey me fanart #solomon #om! solomon #that’s the wrong emoji lmao whatever

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

One book I wish everyone could read is Trevor Noah’s Born A Crime. I would make this part of the standard high school reading list if I could. This book is just, oh my stars.

This memoir is brilliant and funny and poignant, but more than that, it does a startlingly effective job of educating the reader on South African history, society, and the legacy of Apartheid. It is educational in the best way possible--it informs and entertains you, makes you think while making you feel. The lessons contained are so much more powerful thanks to Noah’s remarkable ability of holding the reader’s attention and empathy, while discussing heavy topics in an extraordinarily engaging style. This book is so enjoyable, but also illuminating, thoughtful, and emotive.

Consider picking up a copy from your local library or bookstore if you can!

#not a shitpost #Born A Crime #Trevor Noah #people are often surprised when comedians end up being good writers and effective communicators #but like. professional comedy is all about being able to engage with your audience and lead them on a specific emotional journey #usually that journey is about reaching the punchline but the skill required to get the audience to that point #can be used for other types of genres and storytelling too #it's all about communication and awareness of the audience's emotional experience--why wouldn't that translate into good writing #Anyway Trevor Noah is a complete genius and I really hope he publishes more down the line #This is one of those books that just. grabs you. Like it is so easy and compelling to read that you don't want to put it down #It's such a smooth reading experience while engaging the reader with serious and complex subject matter #and it makes you CARE about what you're reading. In a way that textbooks and newspapers just can't manage. #It's a really beautiful book and I hope everyone considers reading it

[letswonderspirit]

A Jack Fenton expression sheet

#danny phantom #my art #doodles #I wanted to draw him with more serious expressions bc we never got enough of that in the show #Jack Fenton #ALSO he needed more wrinkles #it’d sell his expressions more in my opinion

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#request #when he says are you quite serious? i felt that in my soul #love this scene #kathony #kathonyedit #bridgerton #bridgertonedit #kate x anthony #anthony x kate #kate sharma #anthony bridgerton #kanthony #kanthonyedit #simone ashley #jonathan bailey #gif #gifs #gifset #mood #relatable #relatable gifs #relatable gif #its so good #love #my heart #in love #2x7