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medusas-graveyard · 11 months
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I don't know why but the image of Danny's inner royal council (read: Sam, Tucker, Jazz, Pandora, Frostbite, and Dora) arguing with some of the older observants on wether or not they should consider war with the humans and the destruction of earth as a whole due to the amount of times Danny has been captured even though they're debating IN FRONT of the JL all while the teenager himself rub his eyes tiredly with CW and Frighty consoling him is so funny to me.
Imagine the JL in absent horror while Danny just wished he had slept in or hang with Steph and Cass. He had better things to do.
Danny:*about to kill off his council*
Fright knight: Calm yourself, your highness.
Clockwork: Daniel, no.
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rad-batson · 11 months
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Keep thinking about Damian gradually distancing himself from vigilantism so he can live a normal life, but no matter how many times he bails, everyone keeps calling him because he’s still their best stealth guy, so now he’s got a full-time job and they still expect him to drop everything at a moment’s notice, and he’s this 🤏🏼 close to just blocking everyone and throwing his phone into the pier
“Ummm well…you’ve fought aliens without me before, and Isaiah the Hairless Cat is stuck in a tree again, so I’m kinda busy. Just do it yourself.”
“Sorry, I have to study for the GRE? Can we do it later? Like next week?”
“Look, I need to submit my vet school applications. I know this evil government takeover is a big deal, but I have other priorities.”
“No, sorry. I’ve got a volunteer shift at the rescue shelter. Can I take a rain check?”
“Listen, I know this mission is time sensitive, but that’s the same day as my graduation! Can’t you just call Aqualad or something?”
“No can do. I’ve got an interview for that job at the vet.” “I can’t reschedule! Are you crazy?!”
“Look, it’s been fun and all, kicking Joker in the face, but I have a shift soon? In like an hour so I gotta run. Bye!”
“I have a surgery scheduled at 4 pm! Do you think I have all the time in the world? I swear to god-”
*storms into the batcave wearing scrubs* “What do you want now?!”
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phoenixkaptain · 8 months
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My favourite part of Dick Grayson as a character is that he is never afraid of Bruce.
Like, Jason has his fear of disappointing him, Tim is a bit intimidated and has his hero worship, Damian fears that Bruce’ll kick him out the way he thinks Talia did, but Dick?
Dick is so unconcerned about Bruce at every possible moment. Even the earliest comics had Dick calling Bruce lame to his face. Dick works with Bruce and his partner for years and they understand each other on a deep level and Dick multiple times calls Bruce a fucking square.
Dick does not tell Bruce anything. He does not write home. If Bruce wasn’t in the room with him when Dick got called to go somewhere, I’m pretty sure Dick would not have informed Bruce that he was even leaving, let alone where he was going. The Teen Titans joined the Peace Corps, they were in Washington for at least a few days being trained, and Bruce finds out that Robin joined the Peace Corps from a newspaper. Dick does not tell him anything.
Dick and Bruce have such a fascinating relationship to me because Dick really doesn’t treat Bruce as his dad so much as he treats him like a particularly obnoxious older brother. Bruce treats Dick like his little baby bird who he cares about and doesn’t want to get hurt, but Dick is over there like “ugh, Bruce is so overdramatic” while he nearly drowns for the fifth time.
In early Teen Titans, there’s no question that Robin is physically the weakest member. Aqualad and Wonder Girl both have super strength, Kid Flash’s speed means that he doesn’t need super strength, but Robin is by far the easiest to capture. He gets caught very consistently through the early issues, albeit people can only catch him if they take him off guard, but it’s a lot easier to catch him off guard in early comics. Robin is the brains of the group, the others look to him for direction and depend on him to make plans that will work and panic when Robin gets nabbed because what will they do without Robin??
Robin gets captured a lot in early Batman comics too. Robin is the ultimate damsel, but he’s never really in very much distress? Like, Bruce and the Teen Titans are distressed, but Robin just looks maybe a bit surprised and bored. Robin never seems to take his own mortality into account when he does things, meanwhile literally everyone else does.
Dick only ever really gets annoyed with Bruce. He bever gets mad at his teammates, even when they question his ability. For the most part, Dick doesn’t even respond when they underestimate him to his face. I have no idea what’s going on in Dick’s head, but he isn’t a part of Aqualad and Kid Flash finding each other and him annoying in their first team ups and he never gets upset when they don’t believe in him.
Then, on the other hand, Bruce calls the music Dick is listening to noise, and Dick immediately is annoyed. Dick and Bruce having a turbulent relationship is more apparent later on in the comics, but Bruce is truly the only one in all the galaxies who gets under Dick’s skin as much as he does.
And it’s funny because fandom likes to paint Dick as bitter that Bruce didn’t adopt him, while I think Dick would have blown his top if Bruce even tried to adopt him. Dick had parents, he never views Bruce as a parental figure. Don’t get me wrong, Dick loves Bruce. Bruce does so much for Dick and Bruce is protective of him and Bruce is open about his affection, but Dick just doesn’t view him as his father.
I really think Dick views Bruce as more like a guard dog than a father. He talks so casually to Bruce, but he’s more formal to other adults. He complains about Bruce not trusting him, but doesn’t care when his teammates don’t trust him either. He views the rich billionaire vigilante who can take down a god in a fight as fucking lame.
Their relationship is amazing. They get along great. They’re a perfect duo, they work in tandem, they’re absolutely unstoppable together. If Bruce talks too much Dick will roll his eyes. They trust each other with their life. Dick is never telling Bruce anything. Bruce says “I guess I can spare Robin for a minute” and Dick is like “I would be perfectly content to never return home for the rest of my days.”
Of all the Robins, Dick is absolutely the one who respects Bruce the least. He loves the guy, but he just canNOT take him seriously.
(Do you think it was the time Bruce sent a box of bats to someone? Or the times Bruce gets captured and has to be rescued by his damsel side-kick? Or the way Bruce is like an overprotective mother, coming this close to reminding Robin to wash behind his ears? Or the way Bruce lets Robin say whatever he wants and never gets upset or offended or even hurt?
Or, maybe, Batman tripped on his cape once, and Dick just can never forget.)
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illyxion · 1 month
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If Batman!Damian time traveled to the past… **slight nsfw below the fold**
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And then there’s Robin!Damian the future…
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muxas-world · 1 month
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This photos are just 5 monts aparth really what driving a honda can do to a man
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darth-memes · 7 months
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pinkbowsandprettyprose · 10 months
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Masaya: “you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me is she really falling for this shit right now”
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Batman: And that concludes our battle plan.
Batman: Alright, Marinette, you're up.
Ladybird, walking to the front of the group: Now let's see how much you guys were paying attention!
*kahoot music starts*
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honeygrahambitch · 10 months
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Ok but Hannibal chasing Alana around the house while holding that knife dramatically is one of the most stressful scenes in the series
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oh yeah, changed my pfp because this-
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-radiates all the energy.
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monimarat · 1 year
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There’s a lot that’s great about the Herve Pernot Robespierre film.
One of my favorite scenes though, is Robespierre getting fed up with everything and everyone, walking out into a field, stripping down to his shirt, and getting soaked in the rain.
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earl-grey-crow · 3 months
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I feel like alice might've wanted to kick the pond in the shins but how do you kick an eldritch pond in the shins
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il-predestinato · 2 years
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CHARLES’ FACE WHEN ASKED IF HE AND MAX ARE GONNA BREAK UP THIS WEEKEND 🤭😆🤣
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alicejay · 5 months
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Two more races until no more pain. Hang in there, us! 🥲
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waviermylove · 11 months
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Xavier: I think I'm in trouble.
Ajax: What's new?
Xavier: I think I'm in love with
Wednesday Addams.
Ajax: What's new?
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werewolf-goat · 1 year
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*wheeze*
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