#he is so fine in the last panel

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

He's the biggest kid here. Large and In Charge.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #su she #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #jing ling #Who are the other juniors? Who ever you'd like them to be. I will probably have to retroactively tag them #(Hello! It's Fer from the Future. Here to retroactively add character tags!) #ouyang zizhen #nameless red disciple #The camp councilor energy continues! WWX's secret power/talent isn't demonic cultivation #its herding teenagers. One of the hardest entities to rally #I adore the uncle energy he has with Jin ling here. Oh you're gonna start banging at doors? No no don't stop #you're sooooo good at it why don't you keep going? Yell some more. Use your talents #If he keeps yelling he *might* summon the purple uncle so its a fine line to walk #The goal with jin ling in that last panel was the same energy as when you catch your dog eating something they shouldn't #and instead of running you enter a staring contest. Does this make any sense. #EDIT: I went to check my notes for this post last night and went “oh geez y'all hated this one huh” only to realize that I uh #saved it as a draft and didn't actually put it into the queue. MASSIVE head empty moment. #So sorry for ppl who got worried or were looking forwards to the comic update. I wish this one was funnier to make up for it.

[crow085]

Average day at LOV headquarters

#yes i know this is ooc #Fucked up dabi's jacket on the first page but im not fixing that shit lol #the cover took at long to make as an entire comic page #also can you tell what pages i drew first based on how i get better at drawing the mha style #at least i feel like i can see that #my fav panel is the younger brother cold read one #its the last one i drew #mha dabi #touya todoroki #tw domestic violence #my hero acedamia #this is the art tag #boku no hero fanart #also i started reading MHA because i matched 1:1 with shiggy on every personality test (MBTI enneagram rulen shit like that) #and was looking on a personality databse for what character matched me to most #add mha to the list of series in which the good side are those seeking to preserve the status quo and the villains are people with #legit grievances and a desire to make society better but then have the villains inexplicably like. fight children so we know they are bad #and the end resolution is that society is fine and everything was an individual problem not a systematic one #also fuck endeavor redemption arc #and while enji may SAY it doenst matter if hes forgivven the story SHOWS that it does matte #In the manga Shoto literally explicitly says that if he didn't forgive Enji then he would be as bad as Dabi #and Deku says that what enji did in the past donest matter cause he was nice to him #and the only thing Natsu says against endeavor is that he neglected his kids when thats literally the least of his crimes #and while people see this as a Get Endeavor moment the way the whole arc is framed you're supposed to see Natsu as unresonable #it's why hes shown to be angry and hitting walls and endevor is perfectly calm #the narrative of the story brushes all the truly awful shit away and pretends like it didnt happen #i seriously doubt the fact the Endeavor human trafficked his wife then beat her to the point she was afraid of her own kids for looking like #him will ever be adressed #Rei literally bowed in apology to Hawks for what Touya did shes treated like shit by the narrative #also the fact that Deku explicitly states that none of the shit Enji did in the past mattered because he was a good mentor is such bullshit

[maridotnet]

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you know when you’re doing okay and holding it in but then someone asks if you’re okay and you lose it? yeah :(

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#he's sleeping on top of the covers with his blanket from home because he's scared to mess up the sheets #and it's totally normal and fine how obsessed gabriel is with adrien looking like emelie #it's so normal #also the word in that last panel is 'SOB' in case it's hard to read #beauty and the beetle #adrien agreste #gabriel agres #plagg #ladrien au #batb

[insignificant457]

Forever pissed off that they killed heleen offscreen, gave Inej no reaction to it, and refuse to actually say what she was forced to do at the menagerie

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone spoilers #shadow and bone negativity #I could have included wylan in the last panel but this is chiefly about how dirty Inej has been done by the show #and also since van ecks not in the show yet it would have as much of an impact #but Inej is a main character for two seasons now and there are still show only people who don’t realize she was sold into sex slavery #they’re writing her as a badass sexy girlboss and I hate it I hate it so much #she and Kaz are equally traumatized! they have complimentary baggage! stop acting like Inej is totally fine and he’s the problem! #that hallucination where he asks permission to touch her should be impactful! #but when you don’t make it clear how often she has been touched without permission it loses impact #anyway…I heard rumors the spin off has an Inej centric episode and I hope that’s true and they do it well but it’s really far too late #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #nina zenik #matthias helvar

[mettywiththenotes]

I am unwell

#he's taking his last bow #quite a show you put on for us there dabi #<- nahhh im just being dramatic #im sure he'll be fine #right? right...? #*shakes hori by the shoulders* RIGHT? #but i do love his dramatic panels #so iconic of him #bnha #bnha 386 #bnha manga spoilers #bnha spoilers #dabi todoroki #mettys posts #metty posts

[danothan]

can someone make sense of this panel to me bc the servers and i are looking for what comic this came from, and until i get an answer, my only context is that barry is an affectionate drunk. and apparently can get drunk

i thought speedsters metabolized their alcohol too quickly for it to affect them, either he’s lying abt having a ‘few’ or he’s lying abt being drunk in general. or maybe he’s got that special speedster-inclusive alien liqueur, someone give me the context PLEASE

#i always wondered why this panel stood out to me #it’s bc of how casually physical he’s being! hal is always the one with his arm around him not barry! #barry being an affectionate drunk is everything to me #he gets a little tipsy (allegedly) and he’s all over hal singing him his praises #this is the closest i’m ever gonna get to a halbarry drunk confession. #it’d be even funnier if he wasn’t actually drunk. just looking for an excuse to deny it later #if i think abt it too hard it’ll hurt my heart so let’s just stay here in this moment #[kicks back my attempt at speedster alcohol metabolism analysis from last night] it’s fine we’re fine #alcohol #barry allen #halbarry #hal jordan #the flash #green lantern #dc #panels #danbles

[sysig]

For a request, would you please draw something with Shmee and Scriabin interacting? I always find the idea of their constant bickering and 'You're not my dad, don't tell me what to do' 'well apparently SOMEONE needs to' relationship funny and potentially cute, and i wish we got to see more of it. And it being a reminder that Scriabin can do stuff that humans can't typically (like talk to the other Voices) is always a fun bonus.

Day 22 - Hey!

#My art #Requestober #Vargas #Scriabin #Shmee #What's he being obvious about? Hmmm I wonder lol #Dad friends can just tell when you have a crush don't try to hide it they'll start dad-joking at you #Or in this case pinging the specific thing he wants to be the opposite - Scriabin's not obvious! He's super dialed in! An enigma! Haha #More wings <3 It took a bit longer but it is fun to draw that nest haha I'm really gonna have to sit down with a proper study sometime #Actually getting to draw Shmee with proper expressions is a new one too! I don't draw him anthropomorphized(?) too often #Eyelid shines hehe ✨ #Speaking of expressions - that last panel! Lol #Gave him a muppet mouth hahaha ♪ #I had a very specific kind of expression in mind while doodling and I kept being like ''Whose face is that >:0 Who am I remembering'' #I went and did a couple Edgar studies and I was like ''No it's not him >:| Who is it!'' #Y'know who it was? Lol - it was Spamton in the Defrag comic where Pink is skirting insulting his diminutiveness lol #That mouth-across-the-face expression is literally so funny to me haha ♪ #Big annoy! How dare!! Haha ♫ #I always get so confused on the timeline with Scriabin's wings and yarn in his hair lol well it's fine #Early feelings developing! Shmee can tell just by looking at you Scriabin you're so subtle ♪ #And surely that reaction is very convincing haha

[askthekirbysquad]

"Meta Kniiiiight!!!" Kirby whined, batting at the older puffball with his fists as he leaned against him. "Just let me wiiiiiiiin!"

Meta Knight raised an eyebrow, unbothered by the other's 'attacks'. "And allow you to split yet another one of my masks in half?" He chuckled. "I'm afraid not, Kirby."

The swordsman had already learned that lesson twice by now, after going a little easier on his student and paying the price for it. At this point, with his stash of spare masks dwindling in order to truly challenge Kirby's abilities, he had no intentions of going anything less than all-out.

"You will not get any stronger if you only ever fight against weak foes."

"But it's haaaaard!" Kirby pouted, sinking to the floor. Though he may have been Dream Land's hero and had saved both it and the wider universe on several occasions, Kirby was still a child, and clearly, not one who appreciated losing several times over. "This dumb samurai stuff is different from our usual training!! I can fight really good when it's a normal battle. But this is just waiting... And waiting... And more waiting..." He yawned. Even just talking about all the waiting he had to do was making him tired. "And then when I can actually fight without getting in trouble, I've gotta be really really fast, because I lose if you hit me even once! I don't like it."

"What if you someday face a foe capable of defeating you in one blow?" Given the exceedingly powerful threats Kirby had faced in recent times, such an opponent was not entirely out of the question. So, it was important that, as his mentor, Meta Knight prepared him for the situation before it could arise. "It may be more wise to dodge rather than strike first in such a scenario, that is true, but the point of this exercise is to train your reaction time. Being able to react quickly and intelligently to anything your opponent may throw at you in the heat of battle is a vital skill to learn."

Kirby merely grumbled in response, absentmindedly wondering if there was any copy ability he could use to melt further into the ground. Maybe Meta Knight's lecture made just a teensy tiny little bit of sense, but it didn't make him any less frustrated by the new training regimen.

Meta Knight sighed at the young puff's antics, and produced the Maxim Tomato he had kept safely tucked within his cape. They had been training for a while now, he supposed, and it was good to have small rests every now and then between sessions. ...Even if that was something he himself was notoriously bad at incorporating into his own training. Luckily for the swordsman, Kirby immediately perked up upon seeing his favourite food.

"You will get better with practice, I am sure." Meta Knight said. "You are already quite skilled at spooking Dedede with that party popper, I must say." Handing Kirby the tomato, he added, "Take a break for now, however, and let me know when you are prepared to resume our training."

"Mm-hm! Thank you, Meta Knight!" Kirby gleefully responded, his sour mood forgotten as he held the precious Maxim Tomato in his hands. Good food made everything better! The new type of training was still dumb, in his opinion, and it was gonna be hard to beat Meta Knight with all those extra rules in place, but thanks to his snack, he had a feeling that he could do it!!

...Meanwhile, in the distance and out of sight of the unsuspecting duo, Magolor snickered to himself as he prepared his legion of mini Scarcutter attacks. It was wonderful to see his friends enjoying the theme park he created, and while he did have some Park Manager work to attend to... Well, who's to say he couldn't have his own fun in Merry Magoland's attractions?

#(it's me i'm kirby ASGSGFDGSH) #he gets to be a grumpy baby today lmao #not a comic or an ask #meta knight #kirby #kirby (character) #ic writing #magolor #i've been playing the rtdl remake today! #i've meant to get it for a while #but only went ahead and bought it recently so that i could play through the regular mode with my little cousin #and then later i can go through hard mode and the epilogue and the arenas and all that side stuff on my own #but he was doing stuff with his mother today so while he was gone i did most of the merry magoland missions #and well. samurai kirby >:( #the first two levels were fine! but that last one. ughhhh #my reaction time is Not Good so magolor and meta knight kept kicking my ass #i did eventually win after a lot of tries and completed all those missions thankfully! #but i *was* starting to wonder if meta knight would even be possible for me at that difficulty fgsgsdgf #though also the animation for when you lose to magolor IS really funny. fucker just crushing kirbs with a mini lor lmao #anyway. i didn't really have the time or motivation to draw anything about it so i wrote this little thing instead #sorry for the lack of activity again lately by the way! ...though it will probably continue for at least a little longer #i have at least two art projects i'd like to finish first before i go back to working on that ask i shared a panel of a while ago

[daydreamerdrew]

The Incredible Hulk (1968) #251

#it’s actually really cool to see this random civilian woman have faith she can reason with the Hulk #and then have that go just fine #also her son comes to the Hulk’s aid because he saw that TV interview that Fred Sloan and Rick Jones did in his defense back in issue 245 #I’m actually really curious if this is leading up to a gradual improvement in the Hulk’s reputation #obviously it would have to be ruined eventually but the process of getting there would be interesting to read because it’d be so new #the last time the Hulk was in a good position to have a better life was when Doc Samson was trying to rehabilitate him #and that was established and then dramatically destroyed in a few issues #this being a more gradual process gives me some faith that it could actually stick for a bit longer #plus Fred Sloan is currently working on his book to get the truth about the Hulk out there #marvel #bruce banner #my posts #comic panels

[h0estar]

no bc where is yukine 😭😭

yato is literally dying and he trusts hiyori to remember him for him to reincarnate but the thing is Hiyori's cord is nearly cut and she can't enter her human body so how is she supposed to remember yato 😭 idek if she can still be called human at this point too.

MAN CAN WE GET A WHOLESOME TRIO REUNION FOR ONCE 😭 ADATCHITOKA PLS. THAT LAST PANEL HAD ME SOBBING I CANT DO THIS ANYMROE

#noragami 102.2 #noragami spoilers #noragami manga #noragami #yato #yukine #hiyori #noragami 102 #BRO YATO WAS SO FINE THE ENTIRE CHAPTER THO #EVEN WHEN HE WAS LITERALLY ON THE BRINK OF DEATH MY MANS STILL SERVED LOOKS. AS HE SHOULD 💯 #NO BUT FR WHERE JS YUKINE #A YUKINE AND YATO DUO REUNION HAS BEEN LONG OVERDUE WE NEED IT ASAP #trash dad getting his throat slashed was so badass tho #also mizuchi :( my heart breaks for her every single time. she deserves better :((( #k anw i love yukine where is my boy i havent seen him since chapter 100. is he even okay 😭 #ALSO WHAT WAS UP W THAT LAST PANEL. WHY THE HELL WAS YUKINE HOLDING CHILD YATO'S ARM. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS. #mine

[martyrbat]

batman #227

[ID: Batman rescuing Alfred Pennyworth's niece, Daphne, from a castle. He's standing outside and is looking up the tall stone walls before throwing his grappling hook at the only window with a light on. His body is a silhouette against the dark, blue sky as he swiftly climbs the line. The narration reads, "Almost as though he were weightless, The Batman rises up the smooth stone tower..."

He perches upon the windowsill as Daphne bangs against the locked door with her fists. She begs to be let out, not realizing Batman is there until he speaks up, "You have no cause for fear, Miss Pennyworth!" She turns around in shock and proclaims, "The Batman-!" He nobly stands and reassures her, "I've come to take you far away from here, Daphne!" END ID]

#they don't call him the (dark) knight for nothing <333 #'have no fear!' someone make a biblically accurate angel batman edit #my guilty pleasure is i love when ppl refer to him as THE batman its so whimsical feeling & fits the 'oh is he an urban legend/real or not' #that he had in his earlier days. then ppl got used to and just accepted that yea ok a man dresses up as a bat and protects gothams streets #so they just... namedrop him casually #its like going from 'i saw THE Bigfoot!!' in that disbelief to 'i saw bigfoot last night' acceptance of no thats just a thing. apparently. #none of this makes sense but thats fine ur all used to it by now #c: batman | i: 227 #crypt's panels #batman

[edettethegreat]

THEY PULLED A MADOKA TWIST. THEY PULLED A MADOKA TWIST AND I DIDNT EVEN SEE IT COMING

#Not saying which piece of media this is about bc it’s regarding the latest installment #But AAAASSJDHDJHSJKS THAT NEW CHAPTER #I’m losing my mind I’m gonna cry and scream #And no one has even heard of this manga so idk why I’m hiding the name to not spoil it #But still #i did not see this coming #In hindsight I should have but I didn’t #And that’s what makes it a great twist #I mean I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out to be a double twist #Like the character who revealed it turns out to be lying #I wouldn’t even be mad about that bc it makes sense in story #But seriously though those last few panels #Getting emotional over a character who I actively did not like prior to now #Ok fine fine he’s not so bad I admit it You don’t have to make me cry over him #But unfortunately now I’m protective of him Let’s get you away from these people my guy. Let’s get you to safety. #The manga/anime is Munou na Nana btw if you wanna suffer with me #Anime’s pretty accurate to the manga but it just barely touches on the main plot #Like the stuff covered in the 13 existing episodes is just barely getting to the point where the story picks up #That final arc in the anime is right about where I’d say the manga really picks up with the story #The beginning bits aren’t bad they’re just introductory #Like they’re necessary for introducing the plot and giving overview on what sort of environment these characters are living in #But the actual story itself is insane #You really really need to read the manga after you watch what’s currently out

[sometinybees]

sometimes I think people equate “I don’t personally like this choice this character made” to “this is badly written” and it stops them from actually dissecting things with any nuance

#yes this about the new interview with the vampire show #last episode was uh... a LOT #(and also caveat I haven't read the books so I am not one to comment on that) #and yeah I am also really not happy but like #but I was seeing a lot of ''oh he's never do that this is badly written'' #or ''I don't like this which means it's bad in general'' in the tag and like slow down #for one we have no fucking clue what happens next #and also they from the first panel were like yeah it's toxic #there was no hiding that their love is not healthy #which if you're not down for of course thats fine! but it wasn't hidden #if you're surprised by that thats on you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #I'm actually interested to see what louis says after #charlotte rambles to no one in particular

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Just finalized my plans for the convention............ it's a travesty

#i was hoping that since i couldn't go woth my friends hopefully me and my brother could go and at least see David Tennants q&a #well. day passes for tomorrow are sold out. (they weren't yesterday so i thought it would be fine) #they have after dark passes that get you in at 3 until everything is over and they have events going on till like 2am #but guess when David Tennants q&a is. 11am #so my last hope of anything i wanna see is John Barrowmans q&a which starts at 3 so we'll have to rush #and getting David Tennants autograph #i could also get a pic with him but that makes me anxious #i really wish it didn't tho 😭 #im nervous to get his autograph too tho like???? he does personalized ones so ill have to tell him how to spell my name skdhks #but the website also didn't give times for the autographs? i assume he's at the booth unless he's doing something else???? #but when does he leave the booth???? #so. me and my brother bought the after 3pm passes #we're planning on rushing to John Barrowmans q&a and hopefully i can get David's autograph too #i could have bought the pass to get my autograph now but idk if he's still gonna be there???? #but i can still buy them at the stand tomorrow #there's a few panels that look interesting enough that if we're already there it might be worth it to stay #they have a 2000s emo dance party at midnight lol #and a calm coloring hour at 6 #so ig we'll just see how it goes #im really sad ive missed everything that was at the top of my list tho #ik id regret it if i didn't go since i have the opportunity #i kinda wish i was bringing something more than an autograph home especially since im missing David's q&a #but the only other thing is a pic. which would be really cool. IF i wasn't scared #but like??? what do i say to this man???? how do i pose???? WHAT IF I LOOK BAD IN THE PICTURE??????? #so :( everything ive missed out on sucks but hopefully it ends up being fun tomorrow #doctor who #david tennant #john barrowman

[evilwickedme]

Fuck it I'm bored so here's a ranking of different Peter Parkers by how Jewish they are

Dead last, obviously, is MCU!Peter Parker. This version of Peter is the farthest from comic canon to the point of being almost unrecognizable at times. Also, Tom Holland answered the question "is peter parker Jewish" in a Wired Autocomplete Interview a while back with a very baffled "no", cementing him forever as my sworn enemy. So he's actually the only peter parker who, at least by word of God, is canonically NOT Jewish. -1000000/10

Next up is Tobey Maguire's Peter Parker. I think this Peter is... fine, at least he's much closer to comic canon than MCU!Peter, but honestly that's not saying much considering how far the MCU strayed from comic canon or even the spirit of comic canon. But like overall, Sam Raimi's movies just aren't particularly interested in presenting Peter as Jewish, so, eh. 1/10

By far the most Jewish of live action Peters is TASM!Peter, also by far the most comic accurate of live action Peters. I'd be remiss not to mention the fact that Andrew Garfield is Jewish, and he understands the character so fucking well. He stated on record that he played Peter as Jewish and that he sees Spider-Man as an inherently Jewish character:

However, the Webb movies still do not textually define him as Jewish, and the best parts of Andrew's Peter's Jewish subtext are better when viewed in light of the comics. Overall, 6.5/10

Next up is the original, our beloved comic book Peter, pictured here saying Happy Hanukkah in a panel from Matt Fraction's Hawkeye. Comic Peter is one of the most heavily Jewish coded comics characters of all time, which is saying something considering how Jewish comic books are as a medium. Obviously he was created and often written and drawn by Jewish writers and artists, but beyond that his driving ethos and values are incredibly Jewish, and as a bonus he's constantly sprinkling Yiddish and Jewish phrases into his speech, alongside things like the above panel where he outright acknowledges Jewish culture in a scene where everyone else is saying merry Christmas. However, despite the extremely heavy coding, Marvel Comics are fucking cowards, and he has yet to be confirmed Jewish, so I must give him a measly 8/10.

Finally, the cream of the crop, the most Jewish of all Peter Parkers, Into the Spider-Verse's Peter B. Parker my beloved!!! Peter B. is voiced by Jake Johnson, himself a Jewish actor, and is a phenomenally accurate representation of comic book canon - but he also has the unique quality of being canonically, textually, in the actual movie Jewish! It's a bit of a blink and you'll miss it scene, but when we get introduced to Peter B. in his "one more time" segment, we see his wedding to MJ, where he steps on a glass. This is a Jewish minhag - custom - meant to represent the destruction of our Temple and Jerusalem, as well as remind us that sorrow and joy come intertwined, and is one of my personal favorite Jewish customs. It's a phenomenal moment in the best Spider-Man movie, and while this version of Peter would have been my favorite film version regardless, his Jewishness absolutely pushes him even further up. 13/10, no complaints

#jew tag #jumblr #comics #marvel #marvel comics #spiderman #peter parker #peter b parker #spiderverse #into the spiderverse #tasm #sam raimi #the amazing spider man #mcu #gail speaks #jewish superheroes

[thevoidstaredback]

It's always graveyards. Why is it always graveyards? They're creepy as hell and, well... that's it. On the bright side, the Protection Spirits watching the gates recognize him and realize the danger he's in. Well, maybe he wasn't in real danger because the Bats and Birds don't really do the whole purposefully harming civilians things, but they are scary as hell! Chasing him down like a bat straight outta hell- obviously he was gonna run! They cornered him! Maybe he'll invest in getting them lessons in how to interact with people in and out of costume?

Honestly, Nightwing, Danny expected better of you. At least Red Hood and Signal know how to treat innocents.

Here's the thing about Protection and Guardian Spirits, though. They don't like intruders. If you're running from something and you don't have time to ask permission to enter, you best say "thank you" and bring them shiny things on your next visit. If you do have time to ask permission, you ask permission. If they think you're a threat or rude, they won't let you enter whatever they're guarding.

"Thank you," Danny said as he slowed to a walk further into the graveyard, the sound of the gates slamming closed behind him confirmation that the Bat and his gaggle wouldn't be following him in.

Wasting no time, Danny pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. It was a handy little thing he'd picked up during his stay in the House of Mysteries. Draw and door, tell it where you wanna go, open it, and go through! Beetlejuice style. Though, unlike what the Handbook for the Recently Deceased says, these doors won't actually open a door to the afterlife. He fixed that tiny glitch a while ago.

Anyway, a quick few chalk lines on the side of a mausoleum later, and Danny was opening a door to Fawcett, Philadelphia. Probably not the best choice, considering that he was trying to stay away from the Justice League, but it's better than Metropolis.

"Whoa." Damn it! He should've stayed home. "What was that, mister?"

Danny made sure the door closed behind him, praying for strength. Why did he feel like several deities were laughing at him? "Hey, kid. Can you, um, maybe not say anything about that?"

The kid, short brown hair and a red jacket stood out the most to Danny for some reason, seemed very amused. "You're gonna have to buy my silence."

Again, Danny let out a quiet, long suffering sigh. "Coffee is so not worth it." Looking at the kid, he said, "Alright, fine. I was getting coffee anyway, I'll buy ya lunch. Know any good places?"

Grinning, the kid cheered, "Hell yeah! Follow me!"

Resigned, Danny followed after the kid, easily keeping pace. About a block later, he figured he should probably get the kid's name. "I'm Danny."

"Billy."

"No last name?"

"Fae rules, dude. What's your excuse?"

He had to give it to him. "Touché."

Another three blocks of walking, Billy finally stopped at a cafe. It was a quaint place with stained white brick and a dark grey roof. There were metal chairs and tables outside the building surrounded by a wrought iron fence. The table umbrellas and the awning over the black door were light blue, matching the curtains in the inside.

The inside walls were painted baby blue with a white ceiling and a pinewood floor. The tables and chairs were all stained black with light pink cushions and table cloths. The curtains, as observed before, were all baby blue, tied back with baby pink ribbons. The lights were barely yellow, giving the room a warm feel. The counters were white with black paneling on the outside and white granite as the tops.

"Welcome in," the young man at the register greeted with a smile, "What can I get you two started with today?"

Danny envied the man. He'd obviously not been doing this long enough to gain the veteran's shine to his eye. He turned to look at the menu after telling Billy to get whatever he wanted. A mistake he'll probably pay for. "I'd like a large Red Eye, equal parts coffee and espresso, with cinnamon, honey, chocolate syrup, mint, and vodka, please."

The 'newbie' light in the man's eyes dimmed a little bit. "Um, we don't carry vodka." Glad that's the only thing he's worried about. Priorities.

Danny clicked his tongue. "Oh, well, it was worth a shot. I'd like everything else, though, please. Mix it at your own discretion."

"Alright," he was very valiant to go back to grinning, "Anything else?"

Danny motioned for Billy and the kid stepped up. "Can I get a large mocha, three chocolate chip cookies, and two sandwiches?"

The blond entered the order. "Of course! That'll be $25.37." A quick card swipe from Danny. "Thank you very much, we'll have your order out to you soon!"

The two didn't say a word as they chose a table in the corner. Danny let Billy take the seat that was open to the rest of the cafe so he wouldn't feel cornered. He had a good view of the door, though, so he wasn't complaining.

"So, how'd you do that?" Billy asked after they'd gotten their orders.

"How'd I do what?" Danny sipped his drink.

"How'd you walk outta that wall? It's solid!"

"Magic."

"I guessed that much."

"Then why'd you ask?"

"Will you teach me?"

"No."

"You didn't even think about it!"

"Okay," He paused. "No."

"Not fair." he pouted.

Putting his drink on the table, Danny summed as much fake-it-till-you-make-it energy as he could. "Magic isn't a toy and takes years of practice to get a handle on, not to mention you have to actually have an aptitude for it before you can even try. Besides, I don't know you nearly well enough to trust you with anything else."

Billy finished the cookie he was eating. "I can do it! You just gotta teach me!"

Another sigh that Danny had stopped counting. "Look, you seem like a good kid, but I'm not gonna teach you magic."

"Why not!"

"However," he continued, ignoring the demand, "I'm not gonna leave ya fully defenselessness."

"What do you mean?" Billy backed away slightly, his eyes narrowing as he moved to be able to run quickly.

Another sip. "Based off of the dirt you're covered in, the grease in your hair, and the overall poor condition of your clothes, I'm gonna bet that you're a street kid. So," he pulled a small card from his pocket, very aware that Billy was watching his hand aptly, "I'm going to leave you with this."

Slowly, the brunet took it and turned it over. "What it is?"

The white card had the initials DP in the middle, circled by an Ouroboros. The initials were completely solid, but the snake of the Ouroboros was made up of tiny runes of protection and health and healing and good fortune.

"My calling card. If you're ever in danger, hold that to your chest and ask for help. I'll be there."

Still obviously suspicious, Billy took a moment to scrutinize the card. It was cute to watch the kid act like he knew what he was looking at or for. When he seemed satisfied, he shoved the card into the inner pocket sewn into his jacket. "Thanks."

"No problem, kid," Pulling out his phone, Danny saw the time and stood, "I've gotta go now. I assume I've sufficiently bought your silence on the whole magic thing?"

Billy grinned, "I guess, but you gotta come visit me, okay?"

He chuckled, "Sure thing. See ya."

Part 2 Part 4

(I don't drink coffee, so Idk how that shit works)

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