I've been watching a lot of historical knitting videos this week and they keep getting interrupted by the cutest, softest looking dog.
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before posting art of marvin falsettos you must stop and think “is this man fat enough?” and if the answer is no you burn the drawing and start again. if the answer is yes, add a little more fat anyway because it never hurts and only then may you post.
this same rule applies to trina.
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i can't stop thinking about eiffel's birthday. he's almost forty. there's no way he ever thought he would live to be forty, by bad luck or bad habits; he was facing twenty-six years in prison before he was thirty, he thought he'd die in deep space (in a multitude of ways), and even before all of that... i don't think eiffel ever planned to have a future, not really. he's almost forty. he's old enough to watch his daughter grow up. to get gray in his hair. to have all of the junk food he's eaten in his life finally catch up to him.
and on the other side of that, you know he teased minkowski relentlessly when she turned forty, with no foresight that it would one day be him. and he is so, so lucky she's not as petty as she could be. i don't think turning forty bothered her that much, but eiffel? oh he's going to have a crisis. he should get a motorcycle; he tinkers with it and shows it off and talks about it constantly, but he never learns how to actually ride it. he keeps putting that part off.
he's turning forty. i realize the implications of that really depend on how you feel about eiffel post-canon, in a variety of ways. but to me it's like a celebration of his long history of unlikely survival. it's so funny and heartbreaking and heartwarming in equal measure, and i think that's a very doug eiffel combination of emotions.
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pickles has trans guy baby face and despite being (in my mind) like 28 and bald as shit when dethklok starts i think without his beard everyone thinks he’s younger than murderface (who i think is like 19 around this time and mad that everyone thinks he’s older)
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not naming names but how many times have i seen tog joe/nicky art that's like a tall beefy brown skinned guy with huge muscles and specifically drawn wrinkles on his face and he's towering over a mousy smooth twink who has to crane his neck to look up at him. like did you people actually watch the movie at all
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house with his fuckng shirt tucked in and belt on looks like a farmer i can not take him seriously rn
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was thinking about Rory's Type and came to the conclusion that her types is milves (Flemeth), hunks (Arishok), and Merrill (Merrill)
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