#he just doesn't want to fly unless he sees the brita filter and has to go into emergency soaring mode

[lizbethborden]

Bird very loudly: c’mere c’mere c’mere c’mere up up up up? Me: you have WINGS... i am 4 feet away............

#he is fully flighted and EVERYTHING #he just doesn't want to fly unless he sees the brita filter and has to go into emergency soaring mode #he just wants to make me stand up and go offer him my hand or shoulder and then not come up #and then when i sit it'll be 'cmere cmere cmere cmere cmere cmere cmere cmere'