#he just wouldn’t shut up

[delizbin]

Effie’s first year as an escort was… interesting! Life threatens aside (and some death here and there), the parties and dresses were nice :)

#I am aware this is not the kind of “wall” scenario you all wanted but I have something in mind okay stick with me #be patient #:) #he would never threaten her the first year c’mon … wouldn’t he tho? #black and white because my mind doesn’t properly function so this is the maximum of productivity for me I guess #hayffie #this really happened I was there I can confirm this #he isn’t a ray of sunshine for sure #she must have tried to interfere at the beginning just to drop the ball 3 years in or so #hoping for the promotion right #this is my blog I write whatever I want in the tags okay? okay #shish I really just want to shut myself up sometimes #while am I still writing aah #capisc just popped into my head and I had to make him say that for some reason #he was drunk of course but at least he didn’t vomit on her here and there

[fuckyeah-bears]

I woke up to find a squirrel in my apartment this morning

#They’d been in the floor for a few days #I could hear them scratching #And then today one of those little fuckers actually broke in #Can’t wait for my landlord to get here #I tried to catch the squirrel so I could bring him outside so he wouldn’t be poisoned #But he ran back down whatever hole he chewed through by the time I found a box #So now it’s just a waiting game #Also my dog is going fucking nuts #She won’t shut the fuck up #Ugh

[overtake]

red bull: daniel’s bad habits from mclaren are fixed, he did well in the sim, and his tire test was so good that we immediately knew he was ready to be in a car.

alpha tauri & yuki: daniel’s feedback on the car has been instrumental, and he performed so well in difficult race conditions even though he didn’t have any upgrades and had some bad luck.

rando twitter user who doesn’t have the data, didn’t know liam lawson’s name three weeks ago, and constantly insults the way red bull quickly drops drivers who don’t perform: they’re only letting him drive for pr even though he’s a washed up failure.

#like is red bull too harsh on their drivers or are they hiring a pr merchant who can’t perform. pick a side. #it’s just hilarious that every single person who actually knows the sport & daniel’s data/contributions #won’t shut up about how helpful he’s been and how well he’s done and how mclaren doesn’t reflect his performance #but these random people on twitter think they know better #and their excuse is ‘well liam scored points’ as if he isn’t driving a different car entirely lmfao #like liam has done well! i like liam a lot! #but he’s benefited from a better car/things happening around him in the race/not being head to head against yuki #he’s done a great job but there’s literally been ZERO real head to head comparison between the 3 drivers #but alpha tauri/red bull rate daniel and they have his data and know what hes done for the car & setup #i don’t ever deny that daniel’s popularity certainly doesn’t hurt #but they dropped nyck like he was nothing #red bull axes anyone who can’t perform #if daniel couldn’t do it then he wouldn’t have a seat. not that hard to understand. #people on the internet make me feral. i cannot use the internet. i need to stick to my curated feeds bc everyone is so STUPID.

[comradekatara]

katara and sokka going shopping and making zuko tag along to pay for everything and carry their bags. he doesn’t mind this btw. he’s happy to do it. it’s a privilege. an honor, even.

#katara #sokka #zuko #they order him around like a valet and he’s just like ‘yes king’ ‘yes queen’ he loves it he’s in his element #if he starts complaining all they have to do is be like ‘rmr when u SHOVED gran gran’ and that shuts him up real quick #but he wouldn’t complain. this is his ideal state of being #zuko respects exactly 2.5 people and it is them #(and sometimes uncle)

[tanglepelt]

Dp x dc idea 9

When Danny does his jail break after being arrested by walker, walker doesn’t do his revenge plan.

He doesn’t raid amity or make everyone think phantom is bad. Nope walker does research of the human realm and goes to the justice league about escaped convicts from a different dimension.

I think it would be funny

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #dp dc crossover #justice league #Danny would just be like what #why are these ppl here #Danny would go off on walker #walker just makes up any rules he wants #i think it would be chaotic #also a fun way for the fentons to get shut down #walker would definitely be over dramatic about how dangerous they are #he would be claiming they could destroy the entire earth and he needed them all locked up #he wouldn’t say it was a 14 year old half human who has no clue what was going on #sam and jazz would be ready to throw hands for Danny #tucker would be trying to hack them #it would be even more fun if walker just actually had no power #like is he even a real officer #or did he just make the prison one day and go your all fools #i know he makes up rules as he goes

[mikeslawyer]

rip mike wheeler you would’ve loved being a man with a podcast

#i just know he wouldn’t shut up #mike wheeler

[zappedbyzabka]

🖤💀🖤💀

#Okay I see youuuu #With your cute skeleton heart shirt and tiny shorts #Who dressed him. the hat was an odd choice but everything else? just picture me as a sleazy sailor #The bracelettttt #No bc I’m just as bad about his wrists as Kreese and Terry. pin them to a bed. #And his name is Kim. KIM #That’s so good for me you don’t get it #​Kimmy gets his ass pounded by a crew mate or dock worker every single night no doubt (pretending most of them ARENT his siblings) #You don’t have to explain the white stains on your crop top and in your hair when you fucked in the water. cleans it off #Mo was clearly his main meat. #Kim fisher #william zabka #Ok sweet little kimmy over here (no relation) is getting given to THREE adjacent characters #N 1: Max Perish (Hollow Point) #(omfg. Tig did play a damn pirate slslskskksksks. Captain Jeffery) #N2: Wolf Larsen (WAIT. Greg Larsen and Wolf Larsen? amazing) because why wouldn’t I give this soft boy to him… #N3: Bianchi (that weird Hamlet movie Ralph was a side character in) because he was kind of creepy #and a dick. clearly he needed his balls drained into a blond to make him just shut the fuck up #I love cheesy ass 80’s and early 2000’s movies with hot daddies—who said that🤨 wasnt meeee. No but geez some of these are so cheesy #I could put them on nachos. Oh wait. Eugene in Crossroads can have Kimmy too. Long as the hat comes off during sex #Play him a little song on his guitar and see how Kimmy thanks him—play that guitar at him boy #nsft #There’s too many options.

[cyberp-1-nk]

I thought you were just joking when you said you were obsessed with Homelander. You weren't.

WHY IS IT ALL OVER YOUR REBLOG PAGE? IT'S ALL JUST HOMELANDER. I WAS SCROLLING FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES.

DUDE I'M SORRY - BUT HE'S SO FINE. I'm sick and tired of pretending that I don't wanna squish his man tits, and call him my babygirl. I have to live in a society where I have to pretend like I WOULDN'T allow and tolerate his possessive behavior. I'm tired of pretending that I wanna fix him. I don't. I wanna make him WORSE. I would 100% be his enabler.

"It's us against the world babyboy😫💔🥀🖤⛓️"

#i'm /j but also not /j #these anons are coming for my Homelander obsession and its scary #god what I'd do to have to have him lay on my lap #homelander is hot. #i'm gonna release a fic about him on my sideblog soon #I want that man so bad yall have NO IDEA #i'd probably keep a cow in my HOUSE just to give him the best possible quality of milk. i don't trust them companies. #“well actually raw cow milk is bad🤓-” SHUT UP NOT IF I MAKE IT WITH LOVE #wait technically im not making it #unless.. #i'd literally shapeshift into a cow for him #i'm very downbad #homelander #i just realized that I can legit produce milk on my own 💀 so I wouldn’t even need to shapeshift into a cow wtf #i'm so stupid #i have a job interview today and this is what I'm doing instead. #says a lot about my character #sobs. #hes just so fine #homelander is my babygirl #thank you to the homelander writers on tumblr. you guys are my reason for rolling out of bed in the morning. #i'm being 100% serious btw #anyways #homelander x you #ฅ'ω'ฅ 𝐌𝐫𝐬. 𝐒𝐚𝐱𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭

[willowser]

i typically only like to write bakugou who is on-his-knees obsessed with you, but lately i've been thinking about him letting us in 🥺 and it's not that he does or doesn't have eyes for us, it's just not something he allows, because he's so caught up in his job 🥺 and you're nice and fine, but he doesn't let it go further than that 🥺

until it's after the agency christmas party and everyone is getting ready to go home. and you've had a little bit to drink, enough to give you some liquid confidence, and you happen to see dynamight in his office, finishing up on work that can—and should—wait until monday.

you pop into his doorway like, "hey, can i tell you something terrible?"

all you get is a soft grunt of acknowledgement, as he ruffles around in his draw for some odd thing, and he only looks up at you when you don't speak right away. eyebrows raised in waiting, face calm, a little tired, and he watches you shuffle slowly into his office, frowning when you sit at the edge of his desk.

"i actually really, really like you, you know?"

and—his brain shuts off. no thoughts, nothing. partially as a defense mechanism, to not allow himself to get caught up in some confession, and partially because—he can't believe it. yeah, passes are made at him semi-regularly and he's grown accustomed to ignoring them, but this is from you, his little event planner. someone that does their job well and has good work ethic, that takes what they do seriously and with great care.

someone he wouldn't expect to look at him in such a way. someone that wouldn't bullshit him.

you say that it's terrible, but you're smiling anyway, shaking your head at the look that must cross his face. "you're so—hardworking, you know? and you're funny and i like working for you. you're a good employer, bakugou."

it makes his stomach twist, then, the way you say his name. not sir or dynamight, but his real name.

"and you're super handsome, of course." you laugh, missing the pink flush on his face as you watch your twiddling fingers. "not that i—nothing—i'm not expecting anything from this, by the way, i just—" you shrug, finally looking at him. him, who is slack-jawed with wide-eyes, that is speechless. "just wanted to let you know, i guess."

and then you're gone, giving him a small, shy wave and letting out another nervous laugh before disappearing down the hallway. leaving him to sit in the silence by himself, wondering what it would feel like to accept you, finally.

#i have not taken my medication in two days and it shows what even is this nonsense #but what i mean to say is — he cant believe it bc he's so used to blowing off the people that are hitting on him as lil fakers #just to get something from him or in his pants or whatever #bc he cant accept the fact that he's likable LOL #so when you do it he's like THROWN FOR A LOOP #bc you wouldn’t mess with him like that ?? so that means you're being serious ???? what ??? #idk have this half-cooked idea sorry that it's not finished #✿ willow writes #✿ shut up willow #✿ thoughts: bakugou

[pegging-satan]

The likelihood of Chuuya being the next PM boss and Kunikida guaranteed to be the ADA president,,, that bitch Dazai is living the y/n wattpad life

#it’s just that this concept is infinitely funny to me his bitch ass would never shut up about it #he’s fucking the heads of two of the most powerful organisations his head is in the mf clouds #after all Why wouldn’t it be. lucky bastard Istg #man. I just wish that the transfer of power isn’t like. violent. I just want my love fukuzawa to retire peacefully #him and mori can go on like a retirement vacation or something maybe renew their vows (cannibalism arc style) #have an overdue honeymoon maybe idk the city’s not their problem anymore #they know that their second-in-commands are capable enough and of course there’s Dazai as the bridge #ahhh yes I banish canon mori to the depths of hell ~~ #that reality doesn’t exist for me thx. I can fix him and I did by disregarding canon and headcanoning him as a slay girlypop twink bottom #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd kunikida

[rosaaeles]

not to be dramatic, guys. but sometimes i think about how much i love katniss everdeen and my heart actually physically hurts

#yes i just started a re read #currently imagining baby katniss trying her best to keep herself and prim looking neat so that they wouldn’t be taken away from their mother #thinking soo much about her being eleven and starving and of peeta burning bread to give to her even though he got beaten for it #and the day after he gives her the bread she sees springs first dandelion #:(((((((( #i love them #rosa shut up challenge

[unnerving-presence]

lowkey annoying how the same people who say “wesker would not say he loves you” and accuse people who say that of making wesker ooc are the same people who genuinely think he’d kill you for interacting with him, which is also ooc

#like shut up shut up shut up y’all only like him cause he’s hot and you have no actually regard for his character #y’all r so annoying thinking in his general life he’d be genuinely disgusted at a normal human interaction #no he wouldn’t kill you the second he saw you he’s not an impulsive person #y’all only think that because he’s weird as fuck in re5 and you base all your opinions on him strictly on that game #did you forget the part where he literally fucked some girl from edonia ??? and had a partnership with her ??? #people who genuinely think he acts like his re5 self in his general life do not know his charcater at all #and it’s so genuinely frustrating to see him so out of character in that way #also people wanting wesker to comfort them does not mean they think he’s a soft little baby man #it’s called having a comfort character #of course the character is gonna be softer #people who go ‘he wouldn’t comfort you he’d kill you in a second’ are the most insufferable people #shut up and let people have a comfort character #i could rant for hours about how wesker is perceived so wrongly by other wesker fans #well.. THOSE wesker fans that r annoying asf #oh lawd #(they just think he’s hot and have only seen him in re5) #daily reminder wesker would not kill you the second you spoke to him 👍 #he prob doesn’t know you he has 0 incentive to kill you #like why is he being characterized like a sensitive angry man #why would i ever want to associate wesker with a real man #no thank you

[kitamars]

smokey eyes

(+ alternate version below!)

#not related to the lincoln song #yet #i will singlehandedly try my best to draw the prettiest soujis ever and no one can stop me #he deserves it all #my partner gave me the idea of smokey eyes make up and my brain wouldn’t shut about it until i drew it #so thank her haha #this is really just a souji seta lovebot account #are you still sure this acc isn’t ghost-handled by yosuke #we’ll never know #speaking of yosuke after he saw souji like this he just fucking passed out #nothing glamourous #it was kinda funny and sad #yukiko laughed #my boy is fucking G O N E #souji seta #yu narukami #persona 4 #ok bye

[softestepilogue]

full offense but fandoms are unbearable because y’all are unlikable. y’all are so weird and i will die on that hill.

this is like the third time i’ve been in a fandom where a white male SIDE character is heavily favored by the fandom and they start jumping through hoops, and grabbing reasons out their asses, to prove why the main poc character is a terrible person. they will also ignore any wrongdoing of the side white male character.

it’s so fucking weird and exhausting.

#ed teach #Ofmd #our flag means death #i did a dumb thing and went through the ofmd tag #i usually don’t go through fandom tags cause like i said most of y’all are unlikable frfr #but anyway i’m seeing things like ed is an abuser and i’m like??? #did we watch the same show?? #and then of course i see the reason why #izzy hand stan’s of course of fucking course #coming to be the annoying part of the fandom because they found a white male they list after not being given attention #like this show isn’t even that serious to be sayin all of that #i should’ve known that the lack of discourse wouldn’t last but i was staying in my little bubble and imma go back there #but i just need y’all to know how unlikable y’all are and how borderline racist fandoms are and how exhausting it is #it’s truly truly exhausting #like please like your white male character you wanna fuck and leave the pov characters alone just shut up #i didn’t even dislike izzy. i didn’t care about him at all. i thought he was a loser funny little man #but now i hate him cause of izzy stans woobifying him and demonizing ed #10 points to anyone who can guess the other fandoms #there’s probably a million but there’s only been a handful i’ve been in #and they’re saying disliking izzy is ableist and classist and i’m like y’all really do not live in reality #please get off the internet. y’all are embarrassingly chronically online #op

[chameleon8]

Just my thoughts about angsty Seth dragonwatch (with my headcanons)

#dragonwatch #fablehaven #seth sorenson #fhdw #kendra sorenson #Knox #get a girlfriend son meme #Wdym he isn’t bi? #Bro was fawning over the astrids and thought I wouldn’t notice #Angsty #Meme #He kissed Eve’s hand too #I’d talk about the moment in book two with the kabold but i think he was joking for most of it #well I think he was serious about asking for his number if his sister wasn't gonna do it #Idk just a headcanon #i’ll shut up now

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

I always smh at people who dub Jason as “whiny” “and therefore ooc” in tt 29. If you died and all everyone did was taint your legacy, and not a single person remembered you fondly or deemed you worthy of commemoration after your death, wouldn’t you be a bit upset too?

#the only thing that was ooc about Jason there was all the shit talking the other characters were doing about him. #and some of the things Jason said about himself because he left whatever small amounts of self esteem he actually had back in his grave #he was very cooperative shy and clever with the titans in the 80s #it’s not enough that his own father told him to his face that he is a product of his own problems #everyone he knew and had good working relationships with just completely shut him out and turned their backs #even if you don’t mean it/it’s more complicated than that #if someone you knew died but now you got a chance to tell them what you couldn’t wouldn’t you at least muster up an ‘I’m glad you’re back’ #apparently not lol #kelseethe #it’s the fact that people label him *being upset* as ‘illogical’ or stupid that irks me #I was talking with a mutual about this too but #if a female character did exactly his actions #I don’t think people would be so quick to stomp all over her and call her weak/overbearing/hysterical #or to give her the dismissive patronizing eye roll treatment #even though they deemed her actions to be exaggerated/misdirected/an outburst by any standard #they’d probably say she’s written like an actual human and that she resonates with a lot of people haha #he evaded all their security systems and effectively took down anyone who was present in the tower. #I’d say his skills are pretty in-character. #the idea that men can get emotional is just not palatable to you people just admit it #if it isn’t silent brooding stoic manpain you people will projectile vomit all over it and call it ‘bad characterization’