#he lifts and we all know it

[ryllen]

A question I have just recently,

can Sebek handle spicy?

this is what i generally think of fae.

tho i think,

lilia knows spicy spices from his travel.

even tho in dragon form, malleus breathes fire from his mouth, and fire is hot, it might be like the kind of fire that doesn't hurt him in the first place

sebek father might bring spicy spice from human world with him, but since i think of him as a mellow man, he might not be interested in spicy food in the first place

#honestly it makes me wonder all the nrc students ability to handle spiciness & i wish everyone would start putting them into tiers #twst #twisted wonderland #do i tag this as sebek #i do want to know what others think of him #sebek zigvolt #i think the octas would be very bad at it #but floyd probably keeps on challenging it so he gains tolerance over it #riddle would be very bad with it #ace would be pretty good #but deuce would be a little less #or do u think punk him would dare other punks on spicy food #who would shed tears #who would break a sweat #who would eat like it's nothing #who would wail asking the great seven to take them to the after world #i am just wondering bcs of the rabbit sausage roll in deuce hometown #leona who never lift a finger finally break a sweat from spicy food #who knows we even see tears in his eyes while he endures it silently #can vil stay beautiful eating spicy food #despite his tough claim can epel handle spicy #anyhow do u know there's samyang 1/2 spicy now #that's the only one i can eat without suffering like actually enjoying it #idia i feel like he would wrinkle from spicy food #but what if he is some connoisseur of instant noodles so he had been eating spicy ones quite a lot #my brother always love to see me suffer over spiciness

[moonchild-in-blue]

Random thought I had last night. Genuinely think they're both equally outlandish - which is just ridiculous in itself if you think about it.

#ngl i think him wearing a shirt might be the most shocking thing he could do #lifting weights? shoving his tongue on the homies' throats? absolutely normal 👍 #a SHIRT?? a piece of garment covering his chest and tummy???? actual normal clothing???? no. absolutely not #but also. imagine he just says “hello” OMG i would flip #i'm not counting that small “thank you” on Wembley because those were exceptional circumstances #i mean a regular ritual were nothing bad happens. and he just decides to be verbal for once and go :::) hello 👋 #dew yew loike that? fancy seein' you 'ere #i don't know why i'm giving him a cockney accent. i know he talks more southern and posh but that's just funny #IF he did talk with us. do you think he'd be all “i have throughly enjoyed this ritual. we shall gather once more in this land with haste” #or he'd go full “yo yeah that's chill dawg” #be all “would you look at iii that wanker. that's my mate right there” #lmao idk what i'm saying. if this has a million typos IGNORE IT cus i'm writing this before bed and queuing for the morning #sleep token

[lulii999]

The pjs were cute but i think there was a uhhh 👀missed opportunity👀 in season 4, yknow?

Anyways I love Soren 😍

#home boy lifts #he DESERVES a shirtless scene #ALL the shirtless scenes #and you know what so do we #the dragon prince #tdp #tdp season 4 #tdp fanart #the dragon prince season 4 #the mystery of aaravos #tdp soren #soren #the dragon prince fanart #fanart #art #illustration #sketch #character #my art #artwork #dragon

[im-still-watching-anime]

third hokage: we hid who your parents were to protect you, we couldn’t let anyone find out the fourth hokage was your father

naruto, spitting image of the fourth hokage and kushina:

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #uzumaki naruto #minato namizake #kushina uzumaki #this post is sponsored by the pain arc for doing so much heavy lifting to explain naruto plot holes #like nooo the village is GREAT at keeping secrets #no one would EVER figure out naruto was their kid #despite minato and kushina being like famous #and not really keeping the whole pregnancy thing secret #i love the entirety of narutos background being ‘secret’ in a way that everyone just sort of knows #tiny baby shikamaru seeing a picture of minato once: hey why do we all hate his kid #third hokage sweating: how does he know😨

[preyofolympus]

Greetings, I know people don’t usually like videos here, but I return with furry skulduggery pleasant funnies

#we all know he’s get out of breath lifting that hoover butttt #skulduggery pleasant books #skullduggery pleasant #skulduggery pleasant #skullduggery #skulduggery #skulduggery headcanon #fletcher #fletcher renn #Fletcher ren #valkyrie #valkyrie cain #stephanie edgley

[veilkeeper]

Astarion: What a mess. Well, at least you've met my family now.

i love him more than anything

#that's all the siblings i think!! because we didnt talk to all of them but the others showed up for the fight! #it's turned into a physical altercation every time but!!! you know how it is. family amiright. #astarion #roz pt #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 dialogue #roz got bit by leon like 3 times and im sure astarion is fuming about it #WHICH HEY WAIT A SECOND #HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT!!! #but then again petras was talking about finding someone to munch after the ritual.... did cazador lift that rule? #or were they just told to secure astarion by any means necessary? #hm.

[lovethatmakingcoffee]

Best parents in QSMP

I put in the fairly decent parents. The ones who I know more about are in their own separate section. Sorry Pac/Felps/Mike fans. And completely removed parents that are absent or are just not the best. Sorry tntduo.

But I am curious. Who everyone thinks is the best, currently? I don't know if I missed any :/

#qsmp #philza #fitmc #forever #celbit #aypierre #jaiden #pac #felps #mike #bagerha #etolies #foolish #vegeta #roier #badboyhalo #quackity smp #I would add missa with Phil but we all know that Phil does the heavy lifting in this relationship #he wears the pants! #poll

[wizardnuke]

loudly bitching about someone over the phone for 40 minutes straight at work while coworkers sideeye me. sorry. i have never shown this behavior before and itll be another two years before i do it again

#THERAPEUTIC. incredible things happening. #this person. me and this guy both love this person. but Oh my God. #he called to tell me abt something that kind of pissed him off last night and i started talking about a month and a half ago #why are we handholding this grown ass person thru fomo and massive control issues. well. it's not a dealbreaker but i might blow up one day #oscillating between 'yes i love them' and 'i've been pissed for a month and a half' #the horrors of having a interconnected friend group? it's really just two people i would really really hate to lose. others wouldn't be as #affected but those two. i love them. and AGAIN it's not a dealbreaker it's just kind of a buildup of behaviors. anyone remember my bitchy #post about the fomo/anxiety essay #also smaller things like Why are you trying to micromanage two disc servers that you dont have to lift a fucking finger in #um. my beloved irl if you see this. you didn't. i do love her to death. you know i do #the issue is if i put out all my issues they would take it really badly like they would act like it's the end of the fucking world #when i'm just like hey i am not your mother or your therapist and also stop trying to tell me what to fucking do #they would. um. lose it. #and some people are gonna get hit in the crossfire and i don't want to cause that. even tho it. wouldnt really be me.

[whywontuluvme]

So i've been binging the last 3 episodes of Marry My Husbad.

When I tell you the plot had my jaw hanging wide open in the first half hour, maybe even 15 minutes!!!

I'm on team Jihyuk, but tell me why I'm kinda rooting for Eunho...he was so soft at the end of episode 3 aghhhh

^^my exact reaction whenever Jihyuk or Eunho are blessing my screen^^

#i have never despised characters the way i do with Sumin and Minhwan #like.....have you no decency! no moral compass?!! #spoilers... #something about eunho wearing a fake promise ring because he couldnt move on from hia first love aka jiwon HURTS ME like youre telling me #such a man exists?!.....writing this caused me to come to terms with the crushing reality of Eunho being fictional ㅠ #and he may not be endgame but if he was i wouldnt be mad cos i would protect this man with my life!! #also i know for a fact Jihyuk knows wayyy more then he lets on #BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE WAY HE LOOKS AT JIWON #as if she is all there is and will ever be aghhhhh #the lift scene in episode two has be giggling and kicking my feet even if it was such a short scene #also the way this man just kept going after Jiwon in epsiode one making sure she was okay and not getting hurt aghhhh #im not wasting my time nor energy writing up the reasons i hate sumin and minhwan #those reasonings are pretty self explanatory if you watch it #i know i said i wouldnt watch ongoing dramas but the plot was toooooo good to pass up #kdrama #marry my husband #rant

[partyinthemysterymachine]

everybody smile! :)

commissions by @heather-garland 

#silent hill #harry mason #james sunderland #heather mason #mary shepherd-sunderland #jodi mason #the mason-sunderlands #YEAH TAHT'S RIGHT - THE MASON-SUNDERLANDS. TFW UR WIFE HAS A GF AND A BF AND UR HUSBAND HAS A BF AND A GF AND U ALL HAVE A DAUGHTER #AND WE ARE DEBUTING: -adjacent(ish) JAMES AND MARY AND (a clearer picture of) JODI #which btw. rad was the first to draw Jodi can you fucking. BELIEVE. LOSING IT. LOOK AT MARY LOOK AT HER LOOK AT JAMES IS LIFTING HIS WIFE #heather loves her family you can just see it in her eyes :) search your feelings you know it to be true #UGH RAD THIS WAS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL ASGLDFGHLIG LOOK AT THEM ALL #THE PERSONALITIES. THE PAINTING. I'M LOSING MY F U C K I N G MIND EVERY TIME #lmao @ the dark bags under james's eyes yeah you get it. you understand he has a Look #i can't get over the cuffs and the sneakers and THEIR SHOES #LOOK AT THIS BOOT/HEELS CLUB heather is tired but she's got rocking kicks #mary and her teacup what sort of immunities does she have #BRHG ALL THE DETAILS HOW DID YOU PAINT THE PLAID SO WELL. LOOK AT THOSE CUTE PICTURES ON THE FRIDGE. THE TEXTURES AND THE WALLS AND THE #BACKDROP #BEACH BUM JAMES PONYTAIL MARY DGKSEKLHlkdfhkdghlDFGHHIWG RAAAAD #thank you so much for this opportunity. i Needed This god FUCK YOU'RE SO SKILLED I LOVE YOUR STYLE AND I'LL NEVER SHUT UPA BOUT IT I S2G #beach bum james tho look at his hair look at him LOOK AT HIM he's just not allowed in the sun he will ACtually sizzle #jodi's earrings and :< jodi :< AND THE POP TARTS klgsrlidgfliDAFGLKHXFGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKING. INCREDIBLE MFER!!!!!!

[sodamnbored]

Pick an autumn scenario to put TFW 2.0 in? 10 points if it becomes inexplicably dangerous along the way.

Oooft. You’re definitely the ideas guy between us. I’d quite like to hear YOUR ideas for their autumn shenanigans.

I’m not sure, I think I’ve seen people say apple picking in an orchard is a fun autumn thing to do, but I don’t think Dean would enjoy that much 😂 Could get very dangerous though with the right Pagan god in the neighbourhood.

Is it cheesy to jump right to Halloween? Perhaps pumpkin carving and Sam starts with a normal or even small pumpkin and a normal little knife. And Dean gets a bigger pumpkin (of course he starts sniggering and pointing out smugly that his is bigger) and whips out one of his crazy big military grade hunting knives to carve it with.

Sam says that’s both stupid and dangerous and only makes it harder to carve. Dean says the fun is in the challenge.

So Cas finds an even bigger pumpkin and tries with like an Angel blade or a machete or something.

And then Jack brings home like the Grand Pumpkin or something and takes it on with a full on broad sword from the bunker walls - or maybe the fancy dragon killing one?

#dunno. that’s all I’ve got. #off the top of my head #love to hear your ideas though 😊 #Dean would totally have a go with the board sword but Jack is half Angel and Dean tends to forget that #he swaggered over all smug ready to show the kid how it’s done #and then he can barely lift the thing #ohhh and they can carve their initials into their pumpkins too. since we know they’re mad about carving initials into everything #Jack’s is so wonky cause he did it with the board sword #asks and answers #that was fun #thank you!

[meowmeowmessi]

i dont remember who (i think he was from portugal nt back in the day?) but there was someone who kept playing until they turned 50 and were still in good shape despite being "old" (in football terms). i get there's some health issues they should be careful with, but i dont really get people saying messi has to retire before he reaches like 37. i think unless messi himself has stated he wants to retire after this wc, i dont see why he shouldnt keep playing

but thats just me 👁️👁️

#i think ppl are just scared if he keeps playing any longer than his age allows he'll 'taint' his legacy u know? #those who're worried want messi to be remembered for lifting the wc trophy and not. like. playing again in 2026 and bottling or anything #of the sort. and i do understand the fear. it's basically what ronaldo is doing rn. burying his head in the sand and living in denial #plugging his ears with his fingers and doing his best to ignore the fact that he isn't the player that he once used to be #(i mean he hasn't been for a long time but that's a topic for another day lmao) #at the end of the day messi is wiser than that. i think whatever time he chooses to r word for good he'll do so with grace and dignity #however i do understand your anxious appeal for him not to hang up his boots anytime soon #we all want to see the little magician keep on performing :") #anyways. scalonicore #djsksj #asks

[tails-boogie-board]

Shout out to all of the inate, on-the-fly micro calculations Tails does at any given moment to fly. Like, calculating your own mass while doing other tasks and holding another person is so much work AND he's fast!

Anyway I went off

Like just by himself, his pivot point is in the back and not his center of gravity, that is so much extra strain and weight his tails have to support, and that's before including gravity or air presssure. The amount of work from that alone is immense. Not even going into how his center of gravity changes completely on the ground vs the air.

His balance and how he carries his weight in the air is infinitely important. The slightest unprepared twist or unpredicted air current could send him spinning at best and crashing at worst. And gaining that lift and thrust when you're falling, which we see him do, is amazing and scary because you're fighting disorientation, air pressure, and gravity and you know that's not in a controlled environment.

THEN we see him carry Sonic and that's insane bc its tripling his own strain, easy; it throws off your center of gravity and balance; Sonic is usually running or falling which is additional pressure; and he still has to calculate his own mass and everything else too, except now all that changes in response to another person! He doesn't even have a stabilizer, it's all him!

That's so much inate work that has to occur without even factoring in the situation or flying up or pitching or dodging missiles and air pressure and Sonic taking off or dropping should theoretically send him rocketing off. But it doesn't!

That's so much complex micromath for a creature not meant to fly. Sure, he's talking to Sonic who is vibing, but in the back of his mind, he's adjusting his pitch .0192 cm, changing the angle of his left tail to compensate for Sonic kicking his feet, there's an air gust so he has to angle hid tails back to maintain his trajectory, his shoulder feels the strain of Sonic's mass so he has to recalculate for the potentially weakness and-

AAAA he's so cool!!

#Sonic #Tails the Fox #miles tails prower #He'd be amazing at propelling himself in the water bet #the strain on his tails is interesting too bc the tension is focused on different parts depending on what hes doing #lift vs thrust vs propulsion vs take off all have different forces and pressure #it doesn't hurt him and we know that and sure I can logic it out or use chaos emeralds but it's funner to ignore it and have fun #no angst here for Tails' tails #at least for me lol #i just love this lil guy #You can absolutely see my og fandom background in this but I'm fine with that

[majimassqueaktoy]

I found that segment of the game so frustrating lol

The scene where Majima and Makoto are walking to the takoyaki cart? But that's the beauty of it! It is frustrating and it hurts to watch Makoto to trip and fall but it's so important that the game and Majima let her walk on her own two feet- even if they're wobbly.

Like Majima understanding that she'd been jostled and grabbed and lead around- by him and by others, and how frustrating that is, because he does understand- it might not be exactly the same but being out of control of your body and life is something he knows well. So the game making the player slow down, you can't run, you can't speed it up- you've gotta let Makoto find her own way because Majima understands that's what she needs in the moment and Ough just really brilliant use of gameplay imo!

#I love love love when games integrate the gameplay into the story like that #instead of it being a cutscene only type thing #Like I just finished Crisis Core and that final fight in the game UGH #it was so good #Because you're losing all the abilities and links Zack had made through the game and its so upsetting #the sky is getting darker and darker and I'm spamming combos but its not working and then finally he can barely lift his sword and i was #smashing the potions and cure bc I knew how it was gonna end but I didnt want his story #to go that way and then finlly he totally loses it and Aeriths the last thing he hangs onto and thats it #AND I WAS LIKE 🥺 OH NO... #love those moments in games really makes shit HIT #crisis core was funny tho bc I know exactly what happened to zack AND YET i still got to the end and was like No... nah.... we can change #this right? but alas.... #ask #majimako

[thatmightyheart]

Do u think joker walks into a room and yusuke’s tail just starts wagging, even just a bit. They aren’t even speaking it’s just like a dog hearing their name being called and getting moderately excited at the sound of it… “he’s here…”

yes... a thousand times yes......... TT

#i can see the fic spinning out in front of me...... #he's prob like. it's natural to feel buoyant and happy when seeing joker he literally commands the room #even panther's tail curls friendly and alert so fox's tail wags #until someone makes some offhand comment that plagues him disproportionately dramatically for days #he becomes bizarrely conscious of his tail. takes to sitting on it. clamping his hand on it. #maybe even unclips it. except it's infinitely more disconcerting to see a disembodied wagging tail LOL #meanwhile joker is increasingly like ……………. :( #... i think you know the rest. [lifting my pen from the paper] yes i do believe we all know the rest. #anon #postcards

[youeverjustmarryabountyhunter]

No one will ever find this picture as funny as I do, but that's okay

Context?

One of my best friends has recently gotten back into their security breach hyperfixation and I ended up binging Mark's playthrough again. (Haven't watched ruin yet)

I made the unfortunate mistake of reading the comments and realized that "wow. I will defend this kid until the day I die, actually??"

Which led to a joke with my friend about how similar Boba and Gregory are which led to this image.

Do you have feral, orphan, child (probably around 10) who is hated by a community and has definitely bitten someone before and is most definitely a criminal?

No you don't, that's my kid now actually.

#boba fett #fnaf gregory #star wars #five nights at freddy's security breach #boba wondering why gregory got an adopted dad that called him superstar while all he got was more abadnoment issues #the person with them is my persona btw #my 5'1 ass has so business lifting a 10 year old on my hip but here we are #both of them have blasters how cool! #except one is just a laser and the other commits ya know murder #all im saying is that i as an adult would absolutely desytroy some robots if they tried to kill me all night #so yeah i think im gonna defend him on this one ya know? #insert that one meme where its like “please stick your fibgers between the bar of my enclosure i promise i wont bite you” #except its “please ask me about my opinions on young boba fett” #i have so many #i have gone on for litteral hours #also im still working on the first chapter for the fix it au so hopefully that'll be done soon #art #crack art #fanart