#he likes the dad jokes and puns

[s0fter-sin]

the world’s nittiest nitpick but ghost doesn’t tell puns, he tells dark jokes and military humour. soap is the one that goes for the puns. ghost uses dark humour as a coping mechanism and that’s so important to who he is, don’t mistake that for just a general sense of humour

#its so dumb but it bugs me so much when people make them interchangeable #ghost isnt the one pulling out the dad jokes thats soap #soaps full of puns in the camera mission #ghost doesnt tell a single one #the closest he comes is when the marine says hope hassans still in one piece and he says several will do easier to find that way #and even then its dark humour more than a pun #its so nitpicky and im way too intense about it but his dark humour is such a big part of his personality #using dark humour as a coping mechanism is so telling about who he is and what hes been through #it bugs the hell out of me when i see him slinging puns in fics #not having a go or anything #god knows ive laughed at enough fics of him telling dumb jokes #like i said its a nitpick and i have no other way of venting #so here lmao #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #ghost cod #ghost mw2 #ghostsoap #soapghost #soap mactavish #soap cod #soap mw2 #cod #cod mw2 #call of duty #modern warfare #we’re a team. ghost team

[frnkiebby]

Another one

jfc even channeling it with the green frankenstein’s monster mask~🎃

#he really is an extra multipack of gum #bc i wanna chew on him a multi-amount of times #(<- did you like that?) #(my terrible pun?) #(my dad joke?) #also pls that mask is so stupid #like why would he wear that to a fucking event #he’s so dumb i love him #i wanna be like frank one day when i grow-up grow-up and have the confidence to wear whatever the fuck i want #without a single flying fuck of a regard to what people think #iconic #frnkiebby #mikeyswayy #ask #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[raginggrenade]

More old Adam doodles from a whiteboard with my husband

#adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #art #doodles #hazbin hotel oc #shitpost #whiteboard fox #adam looks like hes full of puns and dad jokes im sorry

[books-are-my-life-stuff]

Ryoh shouldn't be allowed to make puns, ever.

#personal #mashle magic and muscles #his bad puns over nerey's name is killing me lmaoooo #i guess ryoh is really the dad of his family he starts making bad jokes #AND HE ALSO BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL ON TOP OF THAT #JUST LIKE IN THE MANGA #context: there's a character named nerey shawn who works to assist the divine visionaries (ryoh included) and his duty is also to #narrate ridiculous situations that happened when finn isn't around #(that's why he appeared in ep1 and freaked out a lot when mash was judged) #and the best part? all of these scenes are anime original #and this isn't the translator having fun with the translation either #ryoh DID make puns at nerey's JP name (he has different name in Japanese) #so the subtitle is translating the puns and adjusting it to nerey's English name #this part is honestly ridiculous and i love it #thank you anime staffs for making ryoh appear a lot more than in the original

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

How silly is your Michael on a scale from 1 to 10?

Like a solid 7 I think he's actually a bit fucked up. His dad's like an 11 so he's not quite there but the more Mikey tries to differenciate himself from his silly arse dad the more he becomes like him.

#i think mikey like did his dad's supernatural research busy work for him for like #10 years #so he knows about the child murder and the ghosts being real and stuff #i dont really hold it agaisnt him tho the whole not turning his dad in thing for a couple reasons but mikey himself can be pretty cruel #and not really concider how other people might be affected by his actions #case in point jerry got bitted cus he messed with the toys facial recognition #unlike his dad tho mikey like learns and grows as a person so #he also jokes about tragedies a lot like deadass he'll crack a pun about his little brother fuckng biting it #or the MCI or charlies death #its how he copes okay #yelling about the bear #fnaf #micheal afton #i like hi m a lot #asks #connectionterminated13

[elmleif]

Cillian being the *rubs his hands together in excitement over his meal* guy is so on brand for him

#he's such a dad #i love this pixel man with my whole ass entire heart #i just KNOW he said some shit like *i'll have to save some room for desert after seeing blondie brownies on the menu* #and probably telling the servers corny jokes with food puns #man has two brain cells and a tumbleweed just rolling through that lil skull and we love him for it

[etrian-oddity]

baldur

#etrian odyssey 4 #baldur #shitpost #i couldn't stop thinking about the “bald” in his name and how his hair is the complete opposite. he's got a whole birds nest on his head #after making the bald edit i realized the potential for a brba edit #i unapologetically like puns and dad jokes. if you don't like em go home

[simcardiac-arrested]

SANS UNDERTALE IS IN THE OWL HOUSE

#and no this is not about belos it is about. the dad #they made him so sans undertale core #i was like Oh what the hell he gives me such familiar vibes #and then i was like. HE’S LITERALLY SANS ?!?!?!?!?!?? #not only does he look like sans #he acts like sans. he’s got the dad jokes he’s got the stupid puns #he’s scarily chill about everything #What the fuck ever #sans undertale in owl house. what the fuck ever

[trashcanfills]

I thought I would be simping for Alhaitham but instead its cyno

because apparently this fucker ticks most of my checkboxes for an ideal partner

His unfunny humor is also a huge plus for some reason.

#genshin impact cyno #bruh really #why must I do this to myself #the fact he tries to be funny is so adorable eijdiejsjs #also as sb who is very funny according to me friends plus strangers and kids #it makes me laugh and cringe when I hear some of cyno’s jokes because I Know Humor and cyno is just #so close yet so far oh god ejzjjsjjws #its not even terrible puns or dad jokes most of the time like the fandom memes abt #when u listen to his dialogue in the teapot the jokes are outright BAD #either they dont make enough sense to be funny #or his delivery sucks aka he overexplains it to the point its unfunny #that cryo slime joke would actually be funny if his delivery was better #rip cyno

[blindaysblogforturtles]

Not to alarm anyone but... I kind of made up another separated au. I guess you could say I am... splintered ;P

#I am both mom and dad of 3 so I can tell dad jokes #dad jokes #i cackled while writing this lmao #pls i love puns omfg #separated au #i think I'll call it #something like #Nexus dilemma au #idk but it gotta involve lies and deception #Raph is with Draxum and they are both in denial of being father and son #Leo is Big Mama's business partner and if asked she says she just raised him bc you cant find decent partners anymore #so she had to make one herself #Donnie was the foot clan's whole arsenal until he got fed up and left #Leo is a villain #Mikey was raised by a paranoid and strict but also emotionally neglectful Splinter #Mikey adopts Donnie before they find out they're related #and treats him like a pet sometimes bc he has no idea how to show affection to sentient beings apart from spoiling them #Anyways I'm gonna sit tightly here and not utter a word until someone asks about it

[bi-demon-ium]

i love mr benedict so much. hes this wholesome kind mentor figure and hes also a huge bitch. hes just this really nice sweet little guy and also thinks the height of humor is a little girl being mean to him. hes very polite and also thinks people being snarky little shits (whether that’s him to his friends or. pretty much anyone to him) is the funniest thing on the planet.

#HES A BITCH AND I LIKE HIM SOOOO MUCH #nicholas benedict #mr. benedict #mbs disney #the mysterious benedict society #remember how curtain got him????? with his bitchy little punchline???? theyre so funny help #also while i fully believe mr benedict also loves terrible puns the idea that like #the way to get to either of them humor wise is #disgustingly bad dad jokes for curtain and mean bitchy humor for mr benedict is soooo funny #i think they both work for both but they each have a soft spot for the respective. thing. you know what i mean #which again. VERY funny #i know i was just talking about this in the discord but i cant stop thinking about it ghjghhhh

[nazumichi]

i don’t think shirou is the type of person to make dad jokes (simply because that’s not their sense of humour), so naturally that role is taken up by pingua, who will insert “wingman”, “on the fly” and “birds of a feather” into any conversation through extreme means. the fabled “uncle jokes.” 

#i love thinking abt characters and their senses of humour I love bad jokes I love pingua who definitely makes species related jokes #raii talks a lot #to me he michiru marie and shirou are that image of the two wolves cackling while the other stands in the background annoyed #pingua michiru and marie cackling like hyenas over the most stupid joke you’ve ever heard while shirou stares into the camera #pingua: dad jokes + word play puns + species jokes #marie: word play puns + rude humour + sarcasm #michiru: rude humour + slapstick comedy + puns #shirou: sarcasm + unintentionally misunderstanding things which makes everyone crack up #um ok *puts the four of them in an apartment and leaves them to their own devices*

[amomentwiser]

Are we on a racetrack? Cause you're a red flag 🥰

#wattpad / netflix girls be like #aww you're so cute when you display concerning behaviours #forcing me to go places and ignoring what I say? so hot #this is definitely something he will grow out of #this is not what he's REALLY like on the INSIDE #oh he gaslighted me prolly didn't mean it #slammed the car door haha oops #im the only one who knows him #tags #puns #rant #dad jokes #jokes #wattpad #romantic #netflix #red flag #toxic relationship #toxic ex

[cydanite-again]

Just made a joke so so good and so so so context specific

#so my dad has a. let’s say tradition of not taking the Christmas tree out of the house until it is very much too late #and the tree is all dry and brown and you can’t breathe near it lest a million needles fall to the floor #and he also has a. let’s say hobby of buying things off of Facebook marketplace he does not need so long as they’re a great bargain #and I don’t mean in the buying wants instead of needs way as he has bought a sink #he very much is not in need of a sink but it was a 6k sink for $200 so #maybe it’s a business at this point but I think he does it for the love of it #and he joked about putting both up together as an art piece #and I said we should title it #sink-cost falla-tree #… #you might say reading all this build up for that pun wasn’t worth it but I’d like to see you pull that off the top of the dome

[adair-kiba]

Adair is a pretty happy guy on the outside. He has his hurts like everyone does, and some still bother him now, but most people wouldn't know it.

That is, unless they take the time to get to know him on a personal level and see the bittersweet sentimentality when asked about his child's other parent, or the way his body language closes off when asked about his own history before he became an adventurer and botanist.

Given his past, it would be easy for Adair to be bitter, and he did go through phases where he let those feelings weigh too heavily on himself and consume him. Even years later, sometimes late at night those hurts will still flare up, but a cup of chamomile tea or hot chocolate will help soothe the aches.

So, his positivity is intentional, genuine, and the result of a lot of hard work. It's not that he's choosing joy - it's uncanny to be joyful all day every day. He's choosing hope and love, and those things make it easier to find contentment.

#adair kiba ffxiv #adair lore #i adore his positivity #his lightheartedness #and his gentle boldness. #this is why he loves puns and cute dad jokes too! #a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men #and it's the little things that make life bearable when it becomes too much. #so he cherishes the little things and hopes for the best. #you'd think he'd be constantly disappointed when focusing so much on hope #but when he is let down #he allows himself to feels his feelings #lets them wash over him like being caught in a downpour #and he moves forward.

[15000bugs]

anticipating a spike in link/chris content after this episode and im thrilled bc i LOVE a good dysfunctional wilson marriage

#anywya im busy cleaning out my nannys office today but #good ass episode 👍 i love terri (terry? idk how its spelt) and im also excited for terry jr stuff #ik this is probably not why BUT my first thought of why he would be shooting at link and normal is bc like #he somehow found out the kids all got married and hes an overprotective dad #like those mall tshirts that say shit like ‘i have a beautiful daughter but if you even think about dating her ill kill you’ #except they usually have jokes #i just cant remember any of the puns rn