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andy-clutterbuck · 2 years

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"Chokehold's illegal, asshole." | 8x05

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laurents-secret-diary · 4 months

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the quirked up white boy Of Vere

#laurent of vere #captive prince #kings rising #prince's gambit #MY PASTY GUY #i know he's supposed to be enchanting or whatever but i need him a bit fucked up you know what i mean #if he is anything like how damen describes him then my dude resembles a victorian child huffing asbestos #“his skin almost indistinguishable from the pristine white shirt he wore”#ok? ok?? MY MAN TAKES BATHS IN THE STYX??#I just find it soooo funny that this is Damen's ideal man.#this frog ass looking aint shit white boy with the brain processing power of an intel i9 card #i bet his hands are always clammy but noone would know because this dude wont let anyone touch him lol #caprisun

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mechanicalinfection · 6 months

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I found this man hiding in my basement.

#art #digital art #fnaf #springtrap #spring bonnie #steve raglan #william afton #fnaf movie #im not proud of this one but hey #i love the lightning i guess??#ehrm #he's a silly goofy guy #he needs a bath #and like he looks so lost someone please find his owner

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avernusreject · 7 months

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I'm perfectly normal about these two. Idk what your talking about

All I'm saying is I would pay so much money to play through the heist of the crown with these two.

#basically i just need more dark urge/gortash content #but like can he just take a bath for once #its my guys coronation and he looks like he just went rolling in a mud bath #one day i will stop obsessing over this ship #but today is not that day #enver gortash #gortash x durge #bg3 gortash #bg3 #durge

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allysartblog · 2 years

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This is so funny

#eddie munson #memes #stranger things 4 #stranger things #you know his ass stank #eddie munson x reader #and #steddie #girlies #hate to break it to you #but your uwu quirked up white boy is stinky #he needs a bath asap #no hate tho #i love him to #but that hair looks like it hasnt been washed since middle school #atleast #argyle #looks like he knows what soap and shampoo are

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sillyjesterart · 2 months

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Portal oc for fun

#idk why he looks like that honestly. he needs a bath #art #digital art #oc #ocs #portal #portal 2 #portal oc

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vinff7 · 7 months

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Random head canon time: The reason Gortash looks like an unwashed raccoon in the game is because he hates baths.

Back in the Hells when he was a slave he was only bathed if it meant Raphael or one of his important guests was going to give him special attention, and that was never a good thing. So bathing was extremely anxiety inducing to him growing up and sub-consciously stuck around after he escaped.

Now that he’s older the anxiety isn’t anywhere near as bad, but it lead to him developing the habit of cleaning up by quickly scrubbing with a damp wash cloth and changing clothes being a good enough substitute, not to mention being faster so he still has poor hygiene habits as an adult.

#gortash #enver gortash #bg3 #bg3 raphael #house of hope #baulders gate 3 #I love him even if he looks like a racoon that very much needs a bath #headcanon

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rewritingcanon · 5 months

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sorry this is so specific and self-indulgent and came out of nowhere but i blame @smr7k4 for this anyway supernatural au where scorpius is a washed up curse researcher/scientist who used to be trying to fine-tune or alter curses that are already incurable to work in favour of wizardkind which was a motivated passion after his mum died from one. he was recording how this one ritual could bring back people from death permanently outside of the resurrection stone but something went horribly wrong in his experiment. so scorpius let his research and projects get disbanded bcuz it crossed the border between normal magic and dark magic.

fast forward and scorpius dies somehow. his husband doesnt share nearly the same amount of moral limitation that scorpius subjected himself to, and would do just about anything to get him back. albus goes fishing around for all of scorpius’ old notebooks until he finds that ritual with the specific curse. he performs it and boom he got a little cannibal zombie hubby now. but zombo!scorp also needs to live on human meat so albus becomes a serial killer so he can sustain scorpius (who also isn’t very conscious of his actions and is in a state of animalistic bloodlust, but for some reason still holds a soft spot for albus). meanwhile rose would be the detective auror thats hot on albus’ trail trying to figure out who is responsible for the random killings.

essentially the au is albus finishing scorpius’ research by trying to figure out how to make him more human. he’s documenting what kind of foods zombo!scorp can and cant eat, how to restart all parts of his body to get it functioning again, how to help him access memories to his life and vice versa.

“oh blood type A- gives scorpius tummy aches so i won’t feed him people with that type” then jots down scorp’s lactose intolerant like symptoms. “oh scorpius doesnt like eating hair he always just eats around it. it would be easier if i just remove that part of the head” then takes note of scorpius’ preferences like its cutting crust of bread. “ugh rose is being annoyingly smart again looks like i gotta frame someone to buy me some time before she finds me out sighhh” or “scorpius was always such a sweet tooth so maybe i need to find people with high glucose levels” or “maybe if he eats someone familiar like karl jenkins or something that could trigger a memory for him and reverse some of these effects” (albus just wants an excuse to murk karl).

#bcuz scorpius is smart enough to be the mad scientist but he’s too moral 🙄#on the other hand. albus wins the idgaf war #he probably renovated the whole basement so it could be scorpius’ zombie lair. zombie scorp doesn’t appreciate it but he will 🙄#anyways the ending is either scorp turns human again or they both become zombie husbands bcuz. they need to be together no matter wut #he just wants scorpius in any form he doesnt care if he’s literally rotting with his ears falling off #when scorpius gains conciousness again he is horrified about how BAD he smells. he’s like i need a rose-scented bath RIGHT NEOW 😾#‘albus!! why would u have me looking like this! 😠’ ‘bcuz if i got too close you would try to bite me 😑’#harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #scorpius malfoy #albus severus potter #scorbus #albus potter #rose granger weasley #rgw tag #karl jenkins #hpng #hp nextgen #hp next gen #harry potter and the cursed child #hp starlight #starlight #rewriting #draco is probs in on it and buying out confidentiality from people so his son can be a zombo in peace

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cat-and-fox-hub · 3 months

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[Drillet Doods #1] Hotspring Bath

Made by Researcher Serif, aka Cat

Créme & Mousse got themselves quite dirty playing in mud. You decided to kill two birds with one stone and clean up with the drillets so you could all relax in the hot spring you found earlier. it certainly feels heavenly after getting a break from your other kids (read; your squadron).

This initially was supposed to be a simple doodle on how our resident human and the drillets were doin' but then the new update for Ovenbreak came out and welp, hot spring scene it is!

Anyhow, one thing's for sure; they're certainly doin' alright.

Hope u enjoy! _(˵^∇^˵ /) ͡ ﾟ☆

Also, here's a close up of Mousse bleping (˵σωσ˵)

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Créme & Mousse got themselves quite dirty playing in mud. You decided to kill two birds with one stone and clean up with the drillets so you could all relax in the hot spring you found earlier. it certainly feels heavenly after getting a break from your other kids (read; your squadron).

#do not repost #without permission at least #no art thieves allowed #mine art #skibidi art #skibidi tag #skibidi toilet #skibidi toilet mimic #skibidi mimic #Créme OC #Mousse OC #reader insert #Dole in the back lookin flustered after tryin to find you and the drillets the past 2 hours #Looks like he gonna need a bath too lol

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andy-clutterbuck · 9 months

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5x07 | Crossed

#Rick Grimes #*#rg #S5 #are you even alive if feral wildman rick didn't speak to some nasty part of your brain #he is done™#and im about to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use #more sweat and dirt than man #he could look at me like that once he's done with me #im not picky #A MAN™#my inner primal cavewoman is trying to make an appearance again #she needs to go sit by the newly discovered fire and think about her actions #he needs a bath #i volunteer #excuse me but the nose™️

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biropen · 6 months

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Let me bless your dash with these

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cat-brrr · 7 months

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#little old fella went through a bath time #he dont like it but he need it #so his long precious furr looks good #now his clean and handsome

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the-martyrfication-of-the-matron · 11 months

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Garmauron as wolves because I think drawing wolves is fun.

(Aaron and Garroth are meant to be significantly larger than Aphmau, with Aaron being significantly larger than Garroth, as it’s meant to reflect their human heights, but I had limited reference so I just… didn’t bother)

#Aaron the absolute Mong being like YELLOW is not a good look.#he needs a thorough bath #he would also have stains and shit from the blood because. as established. he is a mong #aphmau #aphverse #rewrite #aphblr #minecraft diaries #mcd #mystreet #amaranth #aaron lycan #garroth ro’meave #garron #garmau #aarmau #Garmauron #garronmau

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meownotgood · 1 year

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compelling you to look at cute sleepover aki which was made by @secret-weeb-account

#I must share what they have made #LOOK AT IT #YOU HAD A SLEEPOVER WITH HIM AND THIS WAS THE RESULT #the braid in his hair..... so cute.....#the stickers.... and the hello kitty beret #aki who tries to understand hello kitty because you like it #aki letting you give him a makeover #and the. the hickey #im going to cream.#I NEED TO LEAVE HICKEYS ALL OVER HIM #he's in his bath robe here lol #need to give him many smoochies #in conclusion I love this.... so much......#so much talent..... they made him so cutie #smooshing him #kissing him #I'VE GOTTA LOVE HIM WITH ALL THAT I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE #LOOK AT IIIIITTTT #aki <3

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selenealwayscries · 2 years

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@noctude what if i made him into a minecraft skin 👉👈 then what

skin file under the cut :)

its for 3 pixel arms cuz thats what grians original skins arm size is ! you can edit it so that it fits 4 pixel arms as well :]

#mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitblr #grian #grianmc #i tried my best honestly . the flare on the skirt kicked down my door and hit me on the head and i woke up in the bath tub 7 hours later #also the big wings are a different thing cuz im not remodeling an elytra for this <- still hasnt figured out the full utility of blockbench #the color differences between how it looks in blockbench and how it looks in screenshots is so big im actually upset #it looks so vibrant in blockbench !! why is it so muted in screenshots !!! <- fuming #anyways #cuteguy is just a magical girl . superhero and magical girl duo /deranged #like literally how else should we interpret that . hes losing against the allegations #we all just wanna see him in drag fr #anyways i need to prepare dinner . and also catch up on zedtober cuz ive been putting it off kinda . someone come kick me #catgirl supreme #moondrop.exe

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lonely--seeker · 7 months

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Going on a fucking walk with my (not mine) dog that I hate (I don't) from now on because at this point I'm not entirely sure whose emotional, physical and mental health depends on it.

I need to take a picture of him because he's gotten so much bigger than last time I showed him

#this is going to be forging a symbiotic relationship between us #look the dog hasn't done anything bad but i don't like dogs #in a sense that i love animals but dogs are smelly and loud and i don't want them near me because if they lick me one more time i will-#so my dog (not mine!!!) is still a pup but a smart ass #only for violence!! this asshole will come at you and purposefully launh at you with his body weigh and kick you with his front paws #it's messing with my bodily stability how dare he #also he will walk behind you and somehow SOMEHOW jump at your feet and GRIP GRIP it tightly and put all his WEIGH on you #it's a small dog but he somehow KNOWS his game and WILL stop you #im terrified of his gripping technics #in other news I teached him to sit (sometimes) and give you his paw (violently)#now that I think of it he has Cat energy. doggy baps you with my paw baps you with my paw #Anyways. He also likes to jump and bite whatever you're holding in the air in range #i know he needs training but i do what i can it's my grandma's dog and for the most part i never see him i live on the second floor #i have never trained a dog in my life i don't know what dogs think that creature... smells #my cats smell like the sun and ocassional dirt but that's fine #this dog sort of smells like dog dirt and shampoo which is weird since i don't think he ever bathed in his life?#he is... 3 months old i suppose #ANYWAYS it's gotta be ME the one to take him on walks i guess because no one else does it

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