#he looks so dead inside (good.)

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

DP x DC Prompt

This, but it's because their flight home was canceled due to Gotham's airport being destroyed. And they didn't want to drive all the way back.

The reason it all started was because Tucker was really bored and was getting a bit frustrated when he couldn't get past one of WE's many firewalls. He had already skimmed through everything else and concluded that Gotham's Brucie Wayne was a literal angel sent from heaven to one the worst cities in the world because he committed a crime so horrific that not even God could look him in his pretty little face anymore and that firewall proved it!

So to cool his head off, he decided to hack into a bank. Banks were pretty easy, right? Almost anyone could do it with just enough knowledge and the proper equipment. What he DIDN'T expect was just how EASY it was to do so. Laughably so, to the point it made him cry.

Did Gotham's rouges or Gothamites in general not like money? Not even the small-time rouges? Because he KNEW those operations that they try to pull off cost money. Shit tons!

So when his laughter became so disturbing that his friends and even his frenemies got concerned, all he had to do was show them what he found out. Which sent them spiraling into laughter as well. Like, c'mon, even Amity Park's bank was more secure than that and they only had fucking GHOST CRIME!

As the tears began to dry, and the laughter turned to giggles, one of the girls suggested something.

Star: Why don't we, like, rob it or something?

The hotel room went silent and Star started to fidget. Then she started to ramble.

Star: I mean like, we don't have to. It was kind of a joke anyway, since their security's so bad ya know, and I'm pretty sure we're gonna be here for a while and-

Dani: Star, baby, sweetie, honey. Why are you justifying yourself when we were all probably thinking the same thing, right?

Nod and hums of agreement filled the girl with relief.

Wes: Besides it's not a class trip unless we cause some trouble right?

They all then pilled into the bed and around Tucker as his finger flew across the keyboard.

Tucker: So, where are we hitting up first?

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #Mr. Lancer was going to tell them that it was lights out #but felt the chaotic energy coming from the other side of the door and went #"Nope I'll deal with that LATER' #They susessfuly robbed three banks #a couple of jewelry stores and WE before getting bored and turning themselves in #jk #they were caught in their hotel room counting the cash cartel style #and continued to do so while looking the Bats dead in the face #not Star and Paulina tho #they were too busy admiring all the pretty jewels on their hands and necks #is it a good time to mention that Paulina is a dragon and everyone else is liminal and has some sort of ability? #also triplet Dan Danny and Dani AU #anyways the Bats are dying on the inside because they have been looking for these criminals for WEEKS #but only found them by accident while looking for another criminal in the same hotel #and they're all 16-17 years old!!!! #in Tucker's defence the banks security wasn't really shit he's just hacked through much more difficult ones when he was 14 #AKA the GIW and the government #not the JLs yet but he has been close #dc x dp prompt #dp dc crossover #dc x dp #dpxdc

[fenmorre]

secret santa for adrian

#he looks so dead inside GOOD FOR HIM! #gregor limbus company #gregor samsa #gregor #limbus company art #limbus company fanart #fanart #fenmorre art #digital art #digital drawing #digital illustration #illustration #limbus company gregor #lcb gregor #gregor lcb

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Guess the last version of this post got nuked from orbit 😮‍💨 I’m not rewriting all that context just know that I went to Texas, ate a ton of food, and saved a horse 🤠

#by riding a cowboy if your mind didn’t autofinish that sentence #the way I autofinished that man’s balls into my ass 😏 damn that story was so hot too #the punchline to that story was that I fucked that guy so good he was speechless and rediscovered his love for topping #so basically I was ​like the ghosts of Christmas teaching ebenezer Scrooge the true meaning of Christmas #except we celebrated a different kinda white Christmas since it was March in Texas 👅 #the whole thing was hot but the moment that keeps replaying in my head was when we were making out on the bed #and he put me in missionary and slapped his dick on my hole before leaning forward to kiss me while I wrapped my legs around him #and after a nice hard long kiss he pulled away and looked me dead in the eyes and said “delicious” #I know I was already naked and seconds away from taking him balls deep inside me but ummmmm panty dropper #gpoy #gpoyb

[fuerrziah]

shane portrait incoming (((((grumpy ass man/hj)))

#art #fanart #stardew valley #sdv shane #shane sdv #stardew valley shane #shane #he smells like wet fart (shane slander) #shane slander #he looks so dead inside (good.) #shane fanart #sdv fanart

[chekovsvwodka]

I am normal and okay

#I am not normal #I am not okay #how dare he show leg #and those arms #why is Thomas in shorts im CRYING #pat looks dead inside #ghosts bts are always so good #ghosts #bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts captain #the captain #bbc ghosts thomas thorne #Thomas Thorne #bbc ghosts pat butcher #pat butcher

[haunted-doodles]

not really the type who likes posting their ocs much but here's a Nim :}

#no tags because idk how to tag oc posts- also this account DO just be for saving my art in case my pc ever breaks. #but he's one of my favourite characters i have rn #and the junk hunters in general honestly their dynamic is my favourite. #two old gay men. One (Viktor) who lingers a little on the past but is happy and content as to where he is in the present #the other (Atlas) still mourning his dead mother and having left his abusive home. #A trans girl (Inky) who grew up in a perfectly normal household but became agoraphobic; before being ripped from her home and forced into #outside world #and Nim. someone who grew up in a trash zone with nothing to eat but garbage and is living her best life in the present. #they're literally blorbos from my brain ESPECIALLY the world they're apart of too because GOD i love it so much #What Nim's holding is called a Liabell; most if not all mosnter hunters have them for mobility. #the liabells dont work without a lullader (small-neon glowing stone looking spiders basically) inside. as it uses their incredibly tough we #to pull #but Nim's a cloven (deerways) so she's already got pretty good agility and uses their's for moreso rangling monsters. #i have SUCH a cool scene that I wanna draw (but doesn't fit my style- so i gotta commission it for sure) #where they're standing atop of an elk-like monster #and he's like- spun webs of the liabell around it's horns and its incredibly firey and its night and #GAHH #Nim's liabell isn't even like- purple- his lullader is- the liabell is clear glass with weathering copper when the lullader isnt in it. #I'm so normal about this world and all the races I've made for it. Because simply being a different race means they might use their #tools differently or not need specific ones #for example: I've got one character in my mind that's a possae (something inhabiting another thing basically) and they're a skeleton #with this massive glowing pulsating mass in it's ribcage and its all cowboy motif. (I'm thinking angel posessing it and handing out #their own retrobution in the West Zone) #and basically they use a Liabell similar to Nim but it's a lasso and they have several of them to help tie up more people.

[geronimomo-spd]

Here is my Marwood (played by Paul Mcgann) collection from finishing Withnail & I to escape from my broken heart!

cossy warm sweather!! fluffy blanket and some patchy facial hair!! lovely!

(more screenshots under the cut!)

iconic scene in general, but espeshelly for the glasses

more sunglasses action and looking so good

they look like tow explorers walking about in an ancient tomb, but no these are just two idiots coming in from the rain

him in his little blanket

the glasses really work on him!! also just the messy hair in general lol

walking around the country side!! with the famus red sweather!! also an iconic scurff (or fabric choker??? maybe?? wtf is that) and a very good hat!

eating an apple and looking eextra snarky about it

he just looks cute an dead inside, and absolotly terrified at the same time

leather jacket and cigarette action

SMILING IN HIS SLEEP!! and also laughing!! just like the doctor uwu

pleaseeeee, they look like character from a victorian period piece here

Montey looking like he is about to marry them

RED SWEATHER APPRICIATION!! I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!!

(trying to ignore the absololte devestating scenes these are from)

and finally, him finally getting some god damm rest

#withnail and i #peter marwood #good dead inside boy!! #a least he got a good ending 😥 #paul mcgann #paul looked so good in this movie i am so happpy i wacthed this #fave

[poltergeist-coffee]

it’s 2 am and all i can think about is insaneduo

#💬 one new message #i just love them so much #they mean everythign to me #you can’t see it but there are tears in my eyes #like look at them they’re so - gestures vaguely - #i’m fr always thinking about that one post which said forever and cellbit are two sides of the same coin #thinking about how despite everythign they trust each other the most out of everyine on the island #like even after everythign ghry went through in the divorce/betryal arc and now with the happy pills shit #like they both refuse to give up on each other and it makes me emotional #i’m quite insane so they way i think about them sort of is like how i think of desertduo in third life does anyone else see my vision #like “i trust you entirely i wouldn’t care if yiu killed me because it’s you and i love you” #“even if you betray me i couldn’t bring myself to hate you because i love you and i care about you and i know you inside and out” #like i have a very specific vision of them does anyone get it or am i just crazy and need to go to bed #- lays down face first on the floor - qinsaneduo is so good i hate them i hope they leave and never come back #you can tear them out of my cold dead hands i refuse to give them up #brain spinning around in circles thinking about qcellbit tearing up after pac and forever were given the antidote and just not getting a se #of rest. he only rested when he knew they were both safe. he brought oac home and then went to the ordo and stayed by forever side the enti #night. he didn’t even sleep he just watched his chest ride and fall reassuring himself that forever woudl be okay and they he was alive and #he would be back soon he just had to wait a little longer. maybe that’s when he finally cried just let himself feel and finally let it out #orrrgh #okay i’m done i m done rambling in tags i’m going to bed

[emeraldbabygirl]

RANO FUCKING CUT HIS HAIR FUCK ME IM DRIVING OFF A CLIFF AND FUCKING A CACTUS

#I MEAN YES HE STILL LOOKS GOOD #BUT LONG HAIRED RANO WAS SO FUCKING HOT #HE WAS SO SWEG 🤙 #I JUST #UGH #I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN EVENTUALLY BUR I WASNT FUCKING READYYYY #FUCK YOU RANO I CANT BELIEVE THIS #😭😭😭😭 #I’m crying in the club #AND MR. JOO CUT HIS TOO AHHHH #UGH I MISS LONG BLONDE RANO ALREADY #e’last #e last #rano #e’last rano #like I know about short haired blue Rano #and his debut hair but short blondie Just feels so different and :( #a piece of me is dead inside thanks rano #HOW CAN I STILL CALL HIM MY PRETTY PRINCESS IM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY PENISBALLS #i’m a clown and you’re watching the circus mfer #🤡🎪 #the final season of 3 brain cell hour

[miss-nadias]

had a dream I murdered 3 people it was cool

#idk why but i was japanese and I was at some big building with a bunch of other folks #we're waiting for some form of entertainment and i piss off 3 bullies in some vaigie situation involving snacks #so they get pissed and try to kill me #i somehow manage to not only fight them off #but i cut off their hands as their attacking me and escape through a bathroom window #im on this soft green netted awning and i make my way down onto the ground as i act like nothing happened #i hear what sounds like a cop car and hold my hands up because prison is better than being dead #but it was just an ambulance so I awkwardly walked back into the building #a few people looked at me weird but didnt say anything so i just walked back inside and continued my day #there was this weird puppet thing in the walls i could've technically escaped through btw #but it was creepy as hell and there was a good likelihood that i would die painfully cause it was dark and there was metal and big gaps #between the hunks of metal #anyways i make my way back into the building but i go a bit deeper inside #there's two massive openings to what looks like the same room #ant man is on one side and iron man is on the other side #because im me I don't hesitate before i go to Tony #he briefly if distractedly talks to me and asks me some question about being black/nonblack without a friend #i tell him im japanese with maybe 1 friend but then say something along the lines of I'd be mexican with 0 soon #this was my way of trying to tell him i was almost definitely wanted for murder and would be arrested any minute #but he didn't seem to process the statement #meanwhile the police have entered the building and search the two massive crowds that came to sit and look at two superheroes do nothing

[normcore-tertiary-character]

Abby has a fiancé and Buck is Ghost of Christmas Future levels of single. I'm gonna be honest, that's very hot of her. Break his heart more, girl. Get yours. He's got a boy best friend he'll figure out he's in mutual love with eventually.

#i don't hate buck and I don't want him hurt but I am VERY into Abby #and she looks so fucking good in this episode #if her fiancé is dead I'm available #911 abc liveblog #s3e18 #I do appreciate that this show is taking Buck's heartbreak two years after she left seriously #I have very little patience for shows that are like #“yeah your marriage very suddenly ended 6 weeks ago shortly after a miscarriage but you NEED to go fuck some rando or youre dead inside :/” #like Buck freaked out when Abby first told him she hadnt gotten laid in nearly a year #but he was very specifically slut!era Buck who mostly processed life in time since he last got a thrill

[thecherrygod]

I just woke up from.. such a dream that. Was completely unnecessary.

#my posts #my dreams #im. so tired #and bad. #like i was in this place with someone specific and it was close to being a penitentiary? but the people inside #kinda could do whatever they wanted. inside it kinda looked like a multi level/floored garage (hadnt dreamt of those in a while) #and some people were slightly better than others but everyone seemed... bad borderline dead #they had aubstances and guns and whatever they wanted #but also at multiple times we found either the officers that 'took care' of the place who just stood there and smiled and filed in 'changes' #in the place if anything happened. or people like us who were trying to find someone else. lr who had found them and the 'change' happened #also smiling. bc 'it was for the best' #we were doing bad emotionally but we find who we were looking for doing bad physically. slightly made me think of a rabid animal #he did his usual bullshit. the kind that makes you want to keep him away. was it better or worse than irl i don't know #so we. left. slowly. worried. and we hear a gunshot from where he was. we don't go check if that was right. we assume we know what happened #and we keep going from the garage to the proper building. we find an officer do they can in fact or the 'changes' down #someone reminds us it's for the best. nothing else could be a good thing #we are doing between better and worse #and i woke up feeling like shit lmao #also it's only 6 am are you kidding me #.... idk if i can go back to sleep #genuinely what the fuck was that #like yeah it's related to something that's been making me feel very bad lately but come on #also the person here kinda had started appearing in my stress dreams but this is. worse #i.. should try to sleep more but i feel like shit lmao

[m-ayo-o]

18+ oral, reader shaved her 🐱 size kink, cumming in pants, multiple rounds etc...

a shaved pussy for Choso is like a meal served on a silver platter

he doesn't care about body hair, honestly. he loves any kind of pussy.

but when you've freshly shaved it's like you're inviting him to eat you out and it makes him more eager than usual.

you get out of the shower and lie back on the bed, applying various moisturisers and creams to your body, but you're stopped dead in your tracks when he walks in and sees you hairless.

"oh, baby~"

it was a straight up moan and he hasn't even got his hands on you yet.

but it's only a few seconds until you've dropped all of your bottles of cream and his tongue is between your pussy lips, sliding up and down, searching for that cute little pearl of your clit. he circles it and taps it and gets you cumming in minutes, then he switches to licking your pretty pussy all over. after you're covered in his saliva he spreads you and shoves his whole face right between your legs to make out with your pussy.

"mmmm, fuckkk, that's a fresh fucking pussy!!"

he moans into you.

"th-thank youuuuuu--- you taste good, like honey, keep cumming- -ughh-- again, again, please, please--"

he's so satisfied from giving you oral he ruts his body up against the bed and makes himself cum from the friction alone. and the feeling of your perfectly shaved pussy gets him off every time. he pumps his load through his boxers and gets the bed all wet and sticky, but the poor man is still rock hard from looking at you.

he has to strip off his shorts and show you the mess he's made until you're asking him to put it in!

"please, Cho, will you fuck me?"

and you don't have to ask twice because he's already fitting that oversized tip into your entrance and whining that you're too small.

"baby, Cho, 'm not small y-your dick is just--"

he urges you to say it, forcing more of himself inside until you're almost choking on your words.

"s-soo big~~~"

you finally finish when his tip smushes into your walls and buries into you deep and hard.

his balls start smacking you with a heavy rhythm of pumping as he holds you to the bed and forces you to orgasm over his cock too many times to count.

"fuckk- fuck, Chosooo- s-slow down-- please-"

but he can't hear you.

he's staring at that pretty shaved cunt of yours.

he's already cum inside you once.

but he's still hard.

"won't go down- can't fucking stop--"

he starts tearing up as he continues his desperate rutting, fucking another milky load into you.

"one more, plee--ease--" he begs, but you know it won't be just one more. he's going to fuck you till his body gives out.

you've got to be more careful next time you shave.

choso

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #18+ content #female reader #jjk choso #choso kamo x reader #choso smut #choso jjk #choso x female reader #choso x reader #choso kamo #choso x you #kamo choso

[joshisepic2222]

Genuinely 2022 has been an amazing year for tumblr memes

I mean we had so many good ones:

#girl ban

Lennon Asscrack

Horse Plinko

Blorbo from my shows

The variations upon blorbo(glup shitto, skrungly, poor little meow meow)

Eeby Deeby

It's me boy, the PS5 inside your brain

Live Slug reaction

Crabs

Eurovision Pussy

Tumblr Blaze Launch ft. Catholic evangelism and My immortal

Twitterpocalypse

Dracula Daily

Thank goodness he's straight actually

Pikaman

July(Shinso Abe's death, British gov collapse)

Gougar

September 8th(Queen dead, sansweep)

They unbanned tits- wait no they didn't

The Lettuce is Pm now

Twitterpocalyspe 2 he actually bought it this time

Tits are legal for real this time

2nd Anniversary of Nov 5th ft. Ryan Reynolds

And Now

Goncharov

In general something has definitely been in the water this year when we look back at the memes.

#twitterpocalypse #Horse Plinko #Goncharov #uk politics #dracula daily #blorbo #live slug reaction #November 5th #hashtag girl

[eau-duresistance]

My favourite things about the whole OceanGate disaster, in no particular order

That the vessel was originally named Cyclops II but the CEO renamed it to Titan, so it’s even BETTER than the Titanic

He also called it indestructible

The guy piloting the vessel is an ex-naval captain who has been on several titanic manned trips. But the guy is 77 rn

The billionaire from Pakistan is apparently friends with King Charles. You’d think for someone who’s besties with a guy whose job was literally being born, he’d care more about protecting his bloodline. Instead, he brought his 19 year old with him

Meanwhile, the stepson of one of the other billionaires (I think the British one named Hamish) went to a Blink 182 concert. When questioned about this, he basically went “my family would want me to go to the concert”. Today, minutes after posting about asking for thoughts and prayers, he @‘ed an OF model on Twitter, asking her to sit on his face

Bc it’s part of the safety demo & music track list for the trip, there is a VERY good chance that if there’s still some power left in the sub, it’s playing an instrumental of My Heart Will Go On on loop

Also, the vessel is a submersible bc it doesn’t meet literally any of the safety regulations to be called a submarine. Which the CEO knew, because he’s blatantly said that safety regulations get in the way of progress

The CEO once stated that he thought the future of humanity was not in space, but in the ocean when the surface becomes uninhabitable

Apparently the controller he’s using has REAL bad reviews because the connection always fails

These idiots paid $250k EACH but they had to pack their own lunch. Not even a damn charcuterie board

The pilot’s seat is on the toilet. So whenever someone needs to go, the pilot needs to move

There’s 1 window looking out. That’s it

It’s about the size of a minivan

The sub uses texts (but only to the CEO’s phone) to communicate, as well as StarLink, but they can only access that if they surface

The door literally cannot be opened from inside

There is a decent chance that at least 1 person has been cannibalized (my bet was the pilot since he’s not rich, but bc of the banging sounds, he’s probs not dead, so it may be the CEO)

They’re supposed to run out of oxygen tomorrow (22/06/23) at 7 am est, but tbh, the CO2 scrubber system will probs fail before that

The toilet is a plastic bag

This is only the 3rd time in 3 years the vessel has gone to the Titanic. Every other time, there’s an issue and they gotta turn back within like 4 hours

A lot of major news networks are trying to remain positive, but it’s a HILARIOUS comparison when you go to social media and every single person is like “yeah that shit is built like a cardboard boat, they’re fucked”

The company’s name is literally called OceanGate

#oceangate #Titan #titanic #shut up holly #queue du résistance

[aria0fgold]

Everywhere I go... I see their faces...

#aria rants #this is like if ray got trauma instead #so anyway guess who got back to reading manwha again #but of course instead of reading the 12483274 manwha i have on my reading list. im reading new ones #stumbled upon this one thinkin ill go take a lil peek cuz comments say its rlly good #well... hits the bookmark button on the browser... it aint no peek at this point #and no i dont ship em but god i so want to see em as besties. im like. begging. be best friends. no 2nd ml. just besties pls #also i wanna pluck out the red head and chew on him. GOOOOOODDD I CANT DO THIS #my weakness.... red hair men + has such a cheerful vibe that theyre practically like a puppy???? GGRRRRRR BITES HIM #also the mc is the black haired dude. i love him too. he looks so dead inside i love it #here we have: sunshine incarnate and a dude who had lived through a lifetime of trauma and got sent back to the past #to live through ANOTHER lifetime of trauma but itll hopefully be better cuz he now has the knowledge of the future